1. YES, YES!Copy !req
2. THANK YOU.Copy !req
3. AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL
PARKIE AWARDS.Copy !req
4. NOW, WE HAVE
A TRULY STAGGERING —Copy !req
5. EVEN GRUELING —Copy !req
6. NUMBER OF AWARDS
TO HAND OUT TONIGHT.Copy !req
7. SO LET'S JUMP
RIGHT INTO THE FUN, HUH?Copy !req
8. OUR FIRST AWARD
IS FOR BEST RANKING.Copy !req
9. THE AWARD FOR CLEANEST POND
GOES TO...Copy !req
10. THE PARK WITH THE MOST
WELL-BEHAVED CHILDREN IS...Copy !req
11. OKAY, HALFWAY DONE, FOLKS.
AND FOR MOST UNIFORM LAWN...Copy !req
12. BEST BIRTHDAY SPOTS...Copy !req
13. FOR HEALTHIEST TREES.Copy !req
14. LET'S GIVE IT UP
TO HARRISON LAKE PARKCopy !req
15. FOR MOST FERTILE LAND!Copy !req
16. HOW DO THEY DO IT?Copy !req
17. WE'VE BEEN HERE
FOR FOUR HOURS!Copy !req
18. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
19. YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE CHILDREN!Copy !req
20. I'M UP FOR PARK MANAGER
OF THE YEAR.Copy !req
21. THIS IS
THE BIG LEAGUES.Copy !req
22. GENE USUALLY
SWEEPS THE AWARDS,Copy !req
23. BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT
THAT I HAVE A CHANCE THIS YEAR.Copy !req
24. I MEAN, AFTER THAT EMBARRASSING
FERTILIZER FIASCOCopy !req
25. EAST PINES HAD?Copy !req
26. IT'S IN THE BAG.Copy !req
27. WELL, THIS SEEMS LIKE
AS GOOD A TIME AS ANYCopy !req
28. THAT WE REMEMBER
THE FALLEN.Copy !req
29. OUR PARK-MANAGER BRETHREN,Copy !req
30. NONE OF WHOM HAD WON AN AWARD
BUT WILL STILL BE MISSED,Copy !req
31. DESPITE THEIR LACK
OF EXCELLENCE.Copy !req
32. AND NOW
A MOMENT OF SILENCE.Copy !req
33. I'D LIKE TO THANK WING KINGDOM
FOR SPONSORING THIS EVENT!Copy !req
34. BEFORE YOU GET YOUR ANGEL WINGS,
COME BY AND GET SOME SPICY ONES.Copy !req
35. AND NOW THE AWARD
WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...Copy !req
36. THE PARK MANAGER
OF THE YEAR AWARD!Copy !req
37. THE NOMINEES ARE...Copy !req
38. KIMMY GEHBERT FROM MICRO PARK.Copy !req
39. SLICER ERICSON
FROM ALLEY WAY PARK.Copy !req
40. GENE FROM EAST PINES PARK.Copy !req
41. AND BENSON FROM PARK.Copy !req
42. WHAT? THAT'S NOT
THE PICTURE I TOLD YOU TO SEND!Copy !req
43. BUT DON'T YOU WANT THEM
TO KNOW THE REAL YOU, BENSON?Copy !req
44. YEAH,
IT'S HONEST.Copy !req
45. AND THE PARKIE
GOES TO...Copy !req
46. SHH —
THIS IS IT!Copy !req
47. BEN...Copy !req
48. JAMIN SMITH!
HE'S ANOTHER GUY WHO DIED.Copy !req
49. THAT'S FOOD FOR THOUGHT.Copy !req
50. ANYWAY, GET UP HERE, GENE!
YOU WON!Copy !req
51. THIS IS GENE'S NINTH NOMINATION
AND NINTH WIN IN THIS CATEGORY.Copy !req
52. IT'S HIS 18th WIN TONIGHT.Copy !req
53. HEY, I NEEDED ANOTHER
BACK SCRATCHER, AM I RIGHT?Copy !req
54. I'M RUNNIN' OUT OF ROOM
FOR THESE THINGS!Copy !req
55. WELL, THANKS,
I GUESS.Copy !req
56. HERE'S TO
ANOTHER 18 WINS!Copy !req
57. THE BEST OF THE BEST CERTAINLY
WON TONIGHT, HUH, FOLKS?Copy !req
58. ANOTHER BIG THANKS
TO WING KINGDOM,Copy !req
59. AND WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
AT THE ANNUAL PARKIE AWARDS!Copy !req
60. OKAY,
SO I DIDN'T WIN.Copy !req
61. IT'S AN HONOR TO EVEN
BE NOMINATED.Copy !req
62. 18 IN A ROW!
I LOVED
ALL THE DRESSES.Copy !req
63. JUDGED BY A JURY
OF MY PEERS.Copy !req
64. WITH PEERS LIKE THESE,
WHO NEEDS FRIENDS?Copy !req
65. HEY, UH...Copy !req
66. WHY DON'T YOU
GO GET SOME FRESH AIR?Copy !req
67. I'M GONNA GET
SOME FRESH AIR!Copy !req
68. JOKERS WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD PARK
FROM A HOLE IN THE PARK.Copy !req
69. BENSON TOOK THAT
PRETTY HARD.Copy !req
70. YIKES.
I'M EMBARRASSED FOR HIM.Copy !req
71. MAN, BENSON'S 10 TIMES
THE PARK MANAGER GENE IS.Copy !req
72. LOOK, HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE
THAT HE WON.Copy !req
73. HAH!Copy !req
74. THEY GIVE AWARDS FOR ANYTHING
THESE DAYS.Copy !req
75. I FLOSS TWICE A DAY —
NOMINATE ME FOR THAT!Copy !req
76. HOT WINGS, SIR?Copy !req
77. DEFINITELY!Copy !req
78. THERE'S JUST NO JUSTICE
IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
79. LET'S GRAB BENSON
AND GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
80. HEY, BENSON, HOW ABOUT
WE HAVE A GUYS' NIGHT OUT?Copy !req
81. HOW'S THAT SOUND?Copy !req
82. YEAH,
WE COULD DO IT UP!Copy !req
83. WE'D JUST NEED
SOME WINGS,Copy !req
84. SOME SLO-MO EXPLOSIONS,
A SWEET RIDE.Copy !req
85. THAT STUFF'S FOR WINNERS —
WINNERS LIKE GENE.Copy !req
86. HE'S PROBABLY OUT
HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE.Copy !req
87. WE'LL SEE
HOW GOOD A TIME HE HASCopy !req
88. WHEN HE FIGURES OUT
THIS IS MISSING!Copy !req
89. HUH? WHAT THE?
OH, MY!Copy !req
90. RIGBY,
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?Copy !req
91. WHAT BETTER WAY TO FEEL LIKE A
WINNER THAN WITH A REAL AWARD?Copy !req
92. BESIDES,
HE DIDN'T EVEN MISS IT.Copy !req
93. IT'S THE PRINCIPLE
OF THE THING!Copy !req
94. WHAT, IS IT BECAUSE IT DOESN'T
HAVE YOUR NAME ON IT?Copy !req
95. HERE,
I'LL FIX IT!Copy !req
96. NO! WE HAVE TO
CALL GENE NOW!Copy !req
97. WE'LL TELL HIM
WE HAVE HIS AWARDCopy !req
98. AND IT'S ALL
A MISUNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
99. GENE,
IT'S BENSON.Copy !req
100. CALL ME BACK.
IT'S IMPORTANT.Copy !req
101. I GOT THE MACHINE.Copy !req
102. WELL...Copy !req
103. WHILE WE'RE WAITING
TO HEAR BACK,Copy !req
104. WE COULD HAVE
A LITTLE FUN!Copy !req
105. OOH! OOH!
OOH! OOH!Copy !req
106. MAN, GUYS,
WHAT A NIGHT!Copy !req
107. I REALLY JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.Copy !req
108. WELL, I KNOW WHAT
I WOULD'VE SAID IF I'D WON.Copy !req
109. IT WAS
A SHOW-STOPPER SPEECH.Copy !req
110. I HAD TO EDIT IT DOWN
THREE PARAGRAPHSCopy !req
111. I'D WRITTEN
ABOUT THIS GUY.Copy !req
112. AND YOU WERE IN IT,
AND YOU WERE IN IT —Copy !req
113. AND EVEN YOU GUYS
ARE IN IT.Copy !req
114. WHO-O-A! WHO-O-A!Copy !req
115. WELL,
NOT IN THE ORIGINAL,Copy !req
116. BUT I EDITED YOU IN AFTER
HOW MUCH FUN WE JUST HAD.Copy !req
117. TOO BAD I'LL NEVER
GET TO SAY IT.Copy !req
118. MAYBE IT'S NOT
TOO LATE, BRO.Copy !req
119. MEGA-COOL OF YOU TO LET US IN
LIKE THIS, MAN.Copy !req
120. EH,
NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
121. THE SET'S GETTING TRASHED
TOMORROW ANYWAY.Copy !req
122. SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH!Copy !req
123. WOW!Copy !req
124. I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M FINALLY UP HERE.Copy !req
125. SORRY, SORRY.
I'LL START.Copy !req
126. FIVES?Copy !req
127. IT'S NOT ME!
I JUST TURNED ON THE LIGHTS!Copy !req
128. HUH?
WHAT THE?Copy !req
129. HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING, MATE?Copy !req
130. I'M GIVING MY SPEECH?Copy !req
131. I'M JUST TRYING
TO HAVE MY MOMENT.Copy !req
132. YOU'VE GOT
PLENTY OF MOMENTS!Copy !req
133. YEAH! ISN'T IT ENOUGH
THAT YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?Copy !req
134. I NEVER
GOT TO GIVE A SPEECH!Copy !req
135. I NEVER GOT TO GIVE A SPEECH,
EITHER!Copy !req
136. JARED, THE ADULTS
ARE TALKING HERE.Copy !req
137. HEY, I DIED
THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE!Copy !req
138. YOU JUST FORGOT
TO CHEW YOUR FOOD!Copy !req
139. WELL, VICTORIA
JUST FELL OFF A LOG!Copy !req
140. WELL, AT LEAST I DIDN'T
GET KILLED BY DIRT,Copy !req
141. LIKE OLD QUICKSAND
OVER HERE! HUH?Copy !req
142. GIVE ME
THAT MIKE!Copy !req
143. HEY!Copy !req
144. OOF!Copy !req
145. THAT'S IT!Copy !req
146. YOU GOT TO LEARN
FROM YOUR ELDERS!Copy !req
147. HUH? OOF!Copy !req
148. CHILD COMING THROUGH!Copy !req
149. MY CHOCOLATE!Copy !req
150. HEY!Copy !req
151. LOOK AT YOURSELVES!
WHAT ARE WE DOING?Copy !req
152. WE ALL JUST WANT
THE SAME THING —Copy !req
153. TO BE APPRECIATED.Copy !req
154. SO WHY
ARE WE FIGHTING?Copy !req
155. WE'VE ALL GIVEN SPEECHES
TO OURSELVES —Copy !req
156. IN THE SHOWER,
IN THE CAR,Copy !req
157. SO LET'S GIVE THEM
TO EACH OTHER, RIGHT HERE,Copy !req
158. RIGHT NOW —
TOGETHER.Copy !req
159. UH, OH, WOW, GEEZ!Copy !req
160. THIS THING'S HEAVY.Copy !req
161. I ACTUALLY —
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING PREPARED.Copy !req
162. AND YOU CAN SHOVE IT!
AND YOU CAN SHOVE IT!Copy !req
163. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT,
COACH GUNDERSON!Copy !req
164. AND YOU CAN SHOVE IT!
OH, AND YOU CAN —Copy !req
165. AND I SAID,
"MOM, YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE IN ME,Copy !req
166. BUT BELIEVE IN MY PARK!"Copy !req
167. AND ME AND MY MATES
WERE IN THE OUTBACK,Copy !req
168. DOWN BY THE OPERA HOUSE,Copy !req
169. WHEN THIS CROCODILE
COMES FLYING OUT OF NOWHERE!Copy !req
170. WELL, I GOT THAT CROC
IN A HEADLOCKCopy !req
171. AND PUNCHED HIM
IN THE STOMACH!Copy !req
172. THAT'S THE END OF MY STORY.Copy !req
173. THANK YOU!
BOOMERANG!Copy !req
174. LAST,
BUT NOT LEAST, BENSON!Copy !req
175. BENSON,
BENSON, BENSON, BENSON!Copy !req
176. THANK YOU, THANK YOU!Copy !req
177. IT'S A GREAT HONOR
TO HAVE RECEIVED THIS AWARD —Copy !req
178. UH, UH...Copy !req
179. THEY SAY
THE THIRD TIME'S A CHARM!Copy !req
180. I SAY IT'S THE SEVENTH!Copy !req
181. UH, I'D LIKE TO THANK POPS,
SKIPS, MORDECAI,Copy !req
182. MUSCLE MAN,
HI FIVE GHOST!Copy !req
183. HUH?Copy !req
184. WHO'S DOING THAT?
CUT IT OUT!Copy !req
185. AND THE AWARD FOR BREAKING
AND ENTERING GOES TO BENSON!Copy !req
186. TOO BAD THERE'S NO TROPHY
FOR IT.Copy !req
187. GOT YOUR MESSAGE!Copy !req
188. THOUGHT I'D
FIND YOU HERE.Copy !req
189. OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
190. THIS BELONGS
TO YOU.Copy !req
191. SORRY TO WORRY YOU.Copy !req
192. SORRY.Copy !req
193. I DIDN'T REALIZE
IT WAS MISSING.Copy !req
194. AIN'T LIFE FUNNY?
ANYWAY, THANKS!Copy !req
195. OH, AND I HOPE YOU DIDN'T
TAKE YOUR PICTURE WITH IT.Copy !req
196. 'CAUSE THEY SAY YOU'LL NEVER
WIN AN AWARD IF YOU DO.Copy !req
197. WHAT?Copy !req
198. THAT'S PROBABLY JUST
AN OLD PARKIES URBAN LEGEND.Copy !req
199. I WOULDN'T WORRY
ABOUT IT.Copy !req
200. WHOA, THERE.Copy !req
201. SEE YOU
AT THE NEXT LODGE MEETING!Copy !req
202. LET'S JUST
GO HOME.Copy !req
203. AND THE PARKIE
GOES TO... BENSON!Copy !req
204. FROM PARK.Copy !req
205. COME TO THE STAGE
AND CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!Copy !req
206. SPEECH,
SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH!Copy !req
207. HERE YOU GO,
BENSON.Copy !req
208. YOU DESERVE IT.Copy !req
209. THIS IS REALLY
THE BEST AWARD I COULD WIN.Copy !req
210. I'D LIKE TO THANK
ALL OF YOU GUYS.Copy !req
211. NOT JUST FOR BEING
THE BEST STAFF I'VE WORKED WITH,Copy !req
212. BUT ALSO BEING THE BEST FRIENDS
I COULD ASK FOR.Copy !req
213. BECAUSE OF YOU,
EVERY DAY I COME INTO WORK,Copy !req
214. I FEEL LIKE
A TRUE WINNER.Copy !req
215. THANK YOU.Copy !req
216. NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL
LIQUID ASSETS.Copy !req
217. MAELLARD, OLD BOY,Copy !req
218. YOUR BRUNCH IS THE
EVENT OF THE SEASON.Copy !req
219. EH, IT'S OKAY, BUT NO
BRUNCH WOULD BE COMPLETECopy !req
220. WITHOUT A LITTLE DESSERT —Copy !req
221. THE MOST EXPENSIVE
SHEET CAKE IN THE WORLD!Copy !req
222. OOH!Copy !req
223. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
224. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW
HOW MUCH IT COSTS,Copy !req
225. TAKE A LOOK
AT THE FROSTING.Copy !req
226. RIGBY!Copy !req
227. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
228. ARRH!Copy !req
229. WHAT? I'LL BUY YOU
A NEW CAKE.Copy !req
230. YOU REALLY
SCREWED UP THIS TIME!Copy !req
231. HOLD ON, NOW, BENSON.Copy !req
232. YOU SHARE AS MUCH BLAME
FOR THIS AS HE DOES.Copy !req
233. YOU ARE HIS MANAGER.Copy !req
234. IT'S TRUE, BENSON.
I TOLD YOU I NEEDED A NAP.Copy !req
235. YOU WERE TIRED
BECAUSE YOU WERECopy !req
236. UP ALL NIGHT,
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!Copy !req
237. ENOUGH!Copy !req
238. RIGBY'S A SCREW-UP, BUT,Copy !req
239. DISCIPLINE STARTS
AT THE TOP.Copy !req
240. SO HERE'S WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN —Copy !req
241. ONE OF YOU
IS GONNA WRITECopy !req
242. A LETTER OF
RESIGNATION BY 5:00.Copy !req
243. NO ONE LEAVES THIS
OFFICE UNTIL IT'S DONECopy !req
244. AND IF YOU CAN'T WORK IT
OUT, YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!Copy !req
245. THIS IS THE LAST THING
I NEEDED TODAY.Copy !req
246. FIRST, MY CAR BREAKS DOWN AND I
HAVE TO GET A RIDE FROM MY DAD.Copy !req
247. AND NOW THIS.Copy !req
248. ALL RIGHT, RIGBY, STOP PLAYING
AROUND AND WRITE THAT LETTER.Copy !req
249. WHY SHOULD I WRITE IT?
DIDN'T YOU HEAR?Copy !req
250. MAELLARD SAID
IT WAS YOUR FAULT,Copy !req
251. 'CAUSE YOU
MISMANAGED ME.Copy !req
252. COME ON, RIGBY. WE BOTH
KNOW THIS IS YOUR FAULT.Copy !req
253. NOT NOW, BENSON.
I'M READING UPCopy !req
254. ON MY MANAGEMENT
TECHNIQUES.Copy !req
255. THERE'S SOME
GOOD STUFF IN HERE.Copy !req
256. HEY!
I WAS READING THAT!Copy !req
257. WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE
ANYTHING SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
258. WHY ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT?Copy !req
259. AAH!
AAH!Copy !req
260. WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
- RIGBY, SIR —Copy !req
261. BENSON'S BEING A —
- GIVE ME THAT!Copy !req
262. THIS ISN'T PARTY TIME.Copy !req
263. THIS IS WRITE-A-LETTER-
TO-QUIT TIMECopy !req
264. AND, IF I HAVE TO COME BACK
IN HERE, I'M BUSTING HEADS.Copy !req
265. I'M NOT WRITIN'
THAT LETTER.Copy !req
266. RIGBY, DON'T YOU MAKE ME
COME OUT THERE!Copy !req
267. UGH!Copy !req
268. RIGBY!Copy !req
269. IF MAELLARD CATCHES US
OUT OF THE ROOM, WE'RE DEAD.Copy !req
270. WELL, THEN, GO BACK,
SO YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT.Copy !req
271. THAT'S IT, RIGBY.
YOU MARCH RIGHT BACK —Copy !req
272. - OH, SHOOT.Copy !req
273. RIGBY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN HERE?Copy !req
274. YOU CAN COME OUT
NOW, BENSON.Copy !req
275. OH, HEY, BENSON.
- HMM.Copy !req
276. I THOUGHT MAELLARD
WAS GONNA FIRE YOU.Copy !req
277. PSSH! MAELLARD'S
JUST BLUFFING.Copy !req
278. BUT, PAPá, YOU CAN'T
FIRE BOTH OF THEM!Copy !req
279. AAH!
Shh!Copy !req
280. We got to get outta here.Copy !req
281. WHICH WAY
IS YOUR OFFICE?Copy !req
282. UH... DOWN THERE!Copy !req
283. AH! SO ANGRY
AT THOSE TWO.Copy !req
284. I THINK I'LL JUST STARE
AT MY BELOVED PARKCopy !req
285. FOR A FEW LONG MINUTES.Copy !req
286. NAH, ON SECOND THOUGHT,
I BETTER CHECK IN ON THEM.Copy !req
287. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
288. AH! AAH!Copy !req
289. RIGBY, GIVE ME A HAND.Copy !req
290. RIGBY!
AH.Copy !req
291. RIGBY! WHAT'S THE
MEANING OF THIS?Copy !req
292. UH, THE DOOR WAS STUCK.
I WAS TRYING TO HELP.Copy !req
293. YOU KNOW, OLD HOUSE.Copy !req
294. BENSON?Copy !req
295. UH, YEAH, IT DOES
THAT SOMETIMES.Copy !req
296. THE DOOR... STICKS.Copy !req
297. WHAT AM I FEELING
RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
298. WHAT IS THIS CALLED?Copy !req
299. IT'S CALLED BEING ALIVE.Copy !req
300. OH. WELL, THANKS
FOR HELPING ME.Copy !req
301. NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
302. OHH, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?Copy !req
303. THIS JOB IS MY LIFE.Copy !req
304. OKAY, TELL YOU WHAT —
IF YOU WRITE THE LETTER,Copy !req
305. I'LL WRITE YOU A STELLAR
LETTER OF RECOMMENDATIONCopy !req
306. FOR YOUR NEXT JOB.Copy !req
307. YEAH, BENSON,
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT,Copy !req
308. BUT I CAN'T THINK
ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.Copy !req
309. YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT
THOSE WINGS COLD, ARE YOU?Copy !req
310. GEEZ, BENSON,
YOU'RE EVEN UPTIGHTCopy !req
311. ABOUT HOW TO EAT HOT WINGS.Copy !req
312. YOU'LL DO A LOT BETTER
AT YOUR NEXT JOB,Copy !req
313. IF YOU JUST
LOOSEN UP A BIT.Copy !req
314. GIVE ME THAT!Copy !req
315. HEY!Copy !req
316. BENSON, WAIT!Copy !req
317. WHERE ARE WE GOING?Copy !req
318. THE KITCHEN, RIGBY.Copy !req
319. WE'RE GONNA COOK
THESE WINGS.Copy !req
320. BUT I'M FINE
WITH EATING THEM COLD.Copy !req
321. WE'RE BETTER THAN THAT.Copy !req
322. I'M NOT.Copy !req
323. Looks like
the coast is clear.Copy !req
324. OOF!Copy !req
325. WE'RE JUST GONNA REHEAT
'EM AND THEN GO, RIGHT?Copy !req
326. YEAH.
I'LL LOOK OUT FOR MAELLARD.Copy !req
327. NOW, WHERE'S THE PAPRIKA?Copy !req
328. ARE YOU — PAPRIKA?
ARE YOU KIDDING?Copy !req
329. I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST
GONNA REHEAT 'EM AND GO!Copy !req
330. Uh, that's what I'm doing!Copy !req
331. The Benson way.Copy !req
332. WHAT ARE YOU SINGING?Copy !req
333. "MICROWAVE WINGS,"
OFF OF "COURNOTOPIA,"Copy !req
334. HAIR TO THE THRONE'S
RECIPE CONCEPT ALBUM.Copy !req
335. IT WAS A HUGE HIT
ON THE ADULT CONTEMPORARY,Copy !req
336. PROG-ROCK,
SOFT-METAL CHARTS.Copy !req
337. NEVER HEARD OF IT.Copy !req
338. MAN, GOOD TUNE.Copy !req
339. WEIRD BRIDGE, THOUGH.Copy !req
340. THEY'RE COMING!Copy !req
341. BUT THE SONG SAYS
IT'S GOT TO COOKCopy !req
342. FOR 90 SECONDS,
AND NOT ONE SECOND LESS!Copy !req
343. I'M BAILING!Copy !req
344. OUTTA MY WAY!
OOF! YICH!Copy !req
345. COME ON. COME ON.Copy !req
346. BENSON, DON'T BE STUPID.Copy !req
347. MY SHIRT'S STILL
GOT STAINS ON IT.Copy !req
348. DUHUR!Copy !req
349. AHH...Copy !req
350. CLUB SODA WILL GET THAT
RIGHT OUT.Copy !req
351. NOW, WHERE DID I PUT IT?Copy !req
352. HMM...Copy !req
353. AH, IT'S PROBABLY
IN THE PANTRY.Copy !req
354. POPS, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
THIS KITCHEN WAS REMODELED?Copy !req
355. AAH-AH-AH!Copy !req
356. HUH?Copy !req
357. I MEAN, AAH, AAH,
AAH-HT SEVEN.Copy !req
358. '07.Copy !req
359. AHF!Copy !req
360. NO WONDER
I LIKE IT SO MUCH.Copy !req
361. CLAS-SIC!Copy !req
362. NOW, LET'S SEE.Copy !req
363. CLUB SODA, CLUB SODA.Copy !req
364. CLUB SODA, CLUB SODA.Copy !req
365. CLUB SODA.
ALLEY-OOP!Copy !req
366. DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?Copy !req
367. OH, A-HA HA HA!Copy !req
368. JUST DOING
CALISTHENICS, FATHER.Copy !req
369. AHA!
GETTING STRONG, EH?Copy !req
370. THINK YOU CAN TAKE ON
YOUR OLD MAN?Copy !req
371. PFFT!
PFFT! PFFT! PFFT!Copy !req
372. NO-O-O-O!Copy !req
373. GOOD.Copy !req
374. NEVER CHALLENGE ME
AGAIN.Copy !req
375. DUDE,
THAT WAS AWESOME!Copy !req
376. WELL...?Copy !req
377. YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
378. THESE ARE WAY BETTER!Copy !req
379. TOLD YA.Copy !req
380. BENSON, WHAT ARE YOU
ANXIOUS ABOUT?Copy !req
381. HO-HO.Copy !req
382. AWKWARD SILENCES,
AIRPLANE TOILETS,Copy !req
383. SILVERFISH, DO I HAVE
ANY LIBRARY BOOKS OUT?Copy !req
384. WHAT IF THEY STOP MAKING
THAT GUM I LIKE?Copy !req
385. THIS RECURRING NIGHTMARECopy !req
386. WHERE I'M FLAILING
IN A FUTURELESS VOID.Copy !req
387. MY FATHER'S THERE.Copy !req
388. HE'S LAUGHING AT ME.Copy !req
389. WOW, YOU'RE
PRETTY MESSED UP.Copy !req
390. MY DAD,
HE WAS ALWAYS LIKE,Copy !req
391. "YOUR BROTHER DON
IS SO AMAZING.Copy !req
392. JUST GO BACK TO BEING
A SCREW-UP, RIGBY."Copy !req
393. I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
HALF THE REASONSCopy !req
394. I DO THE THINGS I DO.Copy !req
395. I'M EXPECTED TO BE A CLOWN,
SO I'M A CLOWN.Copy !req
396. BUT CLOWNS CRY, TOO, MAN.Copy !req
397. CLOWNS CRY, TOO.Copy !req
398. MY OLD MAN CRITICIZED ME
FOR BEING IN THAT BAND.Copy !req
399. "WAKE UP!Copy !req
400. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY TALENT!Copy !req
401. GET A REAL JOB!"Copy !req
402. "DRUMMING'S MY LIFE, DAD!Copy !req
403. HAIR TO THE THRONE
FOREVAH!"Copy !req
404. AFTER SIX MONTHS,Copy !req
405. THEY REPLACED ME
WITH A DRUM MACHINE.Copy !req
406. HE WAS RIGHT.Copy !req
407. THEN I STARTED
WORKING HERE,Copy !req
408. WHERE I'LL PROBABLY BE
UNTIL I DIE.Copy !req
409. "HERE LIES SOME UPTIGHT
PARK MANAGER."Copy !req
410. DON'T SAY THAT.Copy !req
411. YOU'RE MORE THAN THAT!Copy !req
412. THANKS, MAN.Copy !req
413. AND YOU'RE MORE
THAN JUSTCopy !req
414. A GOOF THAT
MESSES THINGS UP.Copy !req
415. IT'S ALMOST 5:00.Copy !req
416. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
417. I'LL DO IT.
FOR ONCE,Copy !req
418. I'LL TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR MY ACTIONS.Copy !req
419. NO, I'LL BE FIRED.Copy !req
420. FOR ONCE, I'LL HAVE A SPINE
AND CHANGE MY LIFE.Copy !req
421. WHERE ARE THEY?Copy !req
422. "DEAR MR. MAELLARD,
WE ACCEPT THAT WE MESSED UP.Copy !req
423. BUT YOU'RE CRAZY
TO MAKE ONE OF USCopy !req
424. WRITE A RESIGNATION LETTER.Copy !req
425. YOU SEE US
AS YOU WANT TO SEE US.Copy !req
426. IN THE SIMPLEST TERMS,Copy !req
427. YOU SEE US AS AN ANGRY,
UPTIGHT BOSS..."Copy !req
428. - "AN IRRESPONSIBLE SLACKER."Copy !req
429. "A GUY WHO HAS NO FUN."Copy !req
430. - "A GUY WHO HAS TOO MUCH FUN."Copy !req
431. "A GUY WHO'S ESTRANGED
FROM HIS FATHER."Copy !req
432. DAD, WE NEVER TALK.Copy !req
433. "SO, IF ONE OF US RESIGNS
FROM YOUR PRECIOUS PARK,Copy !req
434. WE BOTH RESIGN.Copy !req
435. DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?Copy !req
436. SINCERELY, THE LUNCH CLUB.Copy !req
437. P.S. SHOVE IT,
YOU DECREPIT OLD FART."Copy !req
438. AH, IT'S NO USE.Copy !req
439. I CAN'T READ THIS
AT ALL.Copy !req
440. POPS!
READ THIS FOR ME.Copy !req
441. I CAN'T FIND
MY GLASSES.Copy !req
442. UM, IT SAYS,Copy !req
443. "WE LOVE THE PARK AND
DON'T WANT TO BE FIRED.Copy !req
444. WE'RE SORRY.
LOVE, BENSON AND RIGBY.Copy !req
445. P.S." AH-HUVVV!Copy !req
446. NICE THINGS!Copy !req
447. WELL,
WHAT A LOVELY LETTER!Copy !req
448. ESPECIALLY THE NICE THINGS
THEY SAID AT THE END.Copy !req
449. I FORGIVE THEM.Copy !req
450. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING.Copy !req
451. THOSE TWO ROUND OUT
THE WHOLE DYNAMIC HERE.Copy !req
452. WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT
A BENSON OR A RIGBY?Copy !req
453. HEH HEH. WHERE, INDEED?
HEH HEH.Copy !req
454. HA!Copy !req