Regular Show 7x24

Directed by Calvin Wong

Jemaine Clement as Ziggy (voice) • Minty Lewis as Eileen / Zebra (voice) • Roger Craig Smith as Gary / Lion (voice) • Ali Hillis as Bird Walla / Bee (voice) • Steve Agee as Corny / Cowboy (voice)

After Rigby wins a king-size bed, he gets rid of his trampoline but quickly regrets his decision and tries to get his trampoline back.

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1. - SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH! - AHEM.

2. THANKS FOR COMING, GUYS.

3. AS YOU ALL KNOW, THIS IS A BIG DAY FOR ME.

4. I'VE BEEN HERE AT THE PARK FOR A LONG TIME NOW.

5. I'VE SPENT A GOOD CHUNK OF MY LIFE UP IN THAT ROOM,

6. BUT IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE.

7. YOU DON'T GROW BY STANDING STILL.

8. I'VE DECIDED IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE...

9. THE TRAMPOLINE THAT I SLEEP ON.

10. I JUST HAD TO SAY, "RIGBY, YOU'RE A MAN NOW.

11. IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE."

12. ALSO, I WON A SWEET NEW BED

13. IN THE 82nd ANNUAL "HOTDOG HORF" THIS WEEKEND.

14. OF OLD TRAMPY?

15. I'M GONNA SEND HER OFF IN STYLE.

16. A FEW WORDS?

17. CAN WE WRAP THIS UP?

18. THERE'S LOT OF PIPES IN THE PARK THAT NEED SNAKING.

19. RIGHT. SURE.

20. WHOA.

21. IN STYLE!

22. DID YOU — DID HE —

23. - READY? - AS I'LL EVER BE.

24. FAREWELL, OLD FRIEND.

25. AHH.

26. NEW BEGINNINGS, RIGHT, MORDECAI?

27. - BED'S SO BIG. - IT'S COOL.

28. THAN TRAMPY. NIGHT, DUDE.

29. GOOOOOD NIGHT.

30. MM.

31. HMM.

32. DIDN'T REALLY TAKE.

33. HUH.

34. NO.

35. CAN'T... GET... COMFORTABLE.

36. DON'T PANIC, RIGBY. IT'S JUST A NEW EXPERIENCE.

37. YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.

38. TRAMPY. I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE.

39. WAIT! STOP!

40. STOP!

41. NO SECOND CHANCES.

42. TRAMPY.

43. NO!

44. DUDE, THE GARBAGE MAN PROBABLY JUST DIDN'T SEE YOU.

45. HE SAW ME. I SAW HIM SEE ME.

46. MORDECAI, YOU GOT TO HELP ME GET IT BACK.

47. NO WAY.

48. - OH, PLEASE. - NO.

49. OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

50. UH, I DON'T KNOW.

51. OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

52. UGH. FINE. I'LL GO GET THE KART.

53. HI, SIR. WE NEED TO GO MY TRAMPOLINE BACK.

54. WELL, WELL.

55. WITHOUT THINKING IT THROUGH, DID YOU?

56. YEAH. SO CAN WE GO IN, OR...

57. YOU'LL FIND YOUR TRAMPOLINE

58. MOUNTAIN IN ZIGGY'S SHACK.

59. BUT BEWARE! THERE ARE MANY PITFALLS ALONG THE WAY,

60. TO VISITORS.

61. AND ESCAPE BEFORE SUNDOWN,

62. GRAVE CONSEQUENCES.

63. WHY SUNDOWN?

64. LIABILITY. IT'S A UNION THING.

65. FINE. JUST LET US IN. CAN WE JUST COME IN?

66. OH, THAT'S NOT UP TO ME. THAT'S A JOB FOR THE GATEKEEPER.

67. YOU TWO CAN GO,

68. YOU KNOW.

69. DUDE, LOOK. LET'S JUST GO THROUGH THAT HOLE IN THE FENCE.

70. H-HEY, HEY! DON'T YOU DO THAT!

71. Y-YOU'RE LUCKY I'M TRAPPED IN THIS GATE!

72. MUSCLE MAN'S COUCH CUSHIONS.

73. WHOOOOA!

74. I'VE EVER SEEN.

75. EH, I'VE SEEN BIGGER.

76. SO, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

77. WE START WALKING.

78. SHEESH, DID OUR TOWN MAKE ALL OF THIS?

79. AW, COME ON!

80. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

81. WE'RE WALKING IN CIRCLES.

82. HOW CAN YOU TELL?

83. WE'VE PASSED THIS STUPID OLD CAN OF CORN FIVE TIMES.

84. WHO YOU CALLING OLD, YOU JERK?

85. DUDE. THAT CAN JUST TALKED.

86. YOU'RE DARN RIGHT, I DID!

87. AND I DON'T APPRECIATE BEING KICKED AROUND LIKE GARBAGE.

88. I MEAN, I LITERALLY AM GARBAGE, BUT I STILL DON'T APPRECIATE IT.

89. GEEZ, SORRY, MAN.

90. WE'RE JUST HERE TO GET MY TRAMPOLINE BACK.

91. - I THREW IT OUT BY ACCIDENT. - GET IT BACK?

92. I DON'T THINK YOU GUYS REALIZE HOW THIS PLACE WORKS.

93. ZIGGY AIN'T GONNA ALLOW THAT.

94. HUH? WHO'S THIS ZIGGY GUY? THE KING OF THE DUMP?

95. YEAH, AND HE'LL MESS YOU UP.

96. I'M GONNA BE STRAIGHT WITH YOU GUYS. THIS PLACE SUCKS.

97. AND GO HOME.

98. NO WAY! NOT WITHOUT TRAMPY.

99. WAIT. YOU LIVE HERE, RIGHT?

100. COULDN'T YOU JUST TAKE US TO ZIGGY?

101. ME? W-W-WHOA, THERE.

102. I GOT, UH — I GOT TO GO.

103. GOOD LUCK!

104. - FINE!

105. IS OUR CAN-DO ATTITUDE.

106. COME ON, MAN. WE'RE GONNA FIND TRAMPY WITH OR WITHOUT HIM.

107. HE LOOKS MAD. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO IF HE GETS HERE?

108. - QUIET! - WHOA!

109. THEY'LL NEVER MAKE IT PAST THE FROZEN CAVES.

110. MAN, WHAT KIND OF DUMP HAS CAVES?

111. WHOOOOA!

112. THESE BROKEN TVs.

113. - BROKEN? - WE'RE PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL, THANK YOU.

114. - YEAH! PERFECTLY! - BLAME OUR OWNERS.

115. BURNED THESE IMAGES INTO US.

116. THEY THEY DISCARDED US.

117. - SORRY. - WE DIDN'T MEAN TO DISTURB YOU.

118. I'M JUST TRYING TO GET TO ZIGGY'S SHACK.

119. HOW TO GET THERE? WE'RE LOST.

120. OF COURSE WE KNOW THE WAY.

121. YEAH, BUT ZIGGY'D BE REAL MAD IF WE TOLD YOU.

122. THESE THREE QUESTIONS.

123. UGH. ANOTHER RIDDLE? FINE.

124. QUESTION 1 —

125. WHOO! DO NOT GO IN THERE, EVERYBODY.

126. OH, HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

127. WE'RE TRYING TO GET TO ZIGGY'S SHACK.

128. OH, SURE. YOU JUST SCOOT IN THE BACK OF THE CAVE.

129. THEN IT'S A HOP, SKIP, AND ROAD. YOU CAN'T MISS IT.

130. UGH. YOU BLEW IT, GARY! COME ON!

131. WE'VE REHEARSED THIS RIDDLE A MILLION TIMES!

132. GEEZ, GROW UP, YOU GUYS!

133. GRR! UGH!

134. DUDE, THE SUN'S ALMOST DOWN.

135. AH, WE'RE SO CLOSE!

136. THE SHACK'S RIGHT PAST THAT GATE!

137. UGH! OLD SPAGHETTI?

138. AAH!

139. OOF!

140. AAAAAH!

141. HUH? WHERE ARE WE?

142. CORNY!

143. DUDE, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. CAN YOU HELP?

144. UH — I — I WANT TO,

145. BUT ZIGGY ALWAYS SAYS, "NO SECOND CHANCES."

146. PLEASE. TRAMPY WAS LIKE FAMILY TO ME.

147. I JUST REALIZED IT TOO LATE. CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

148. FAMILY.

149. I KNOW A SHORTCUT. LET'S GO.

150. WHOOOOA! LOOK AT ALL THESE TRAMPOLINES.

151. THEY REALLY WERE A FAD.

152. NO. NO. NO! WHERE IS IT?

153. LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?

154. TRAMPY! GIVE IT BACK, ZIGGY. IT'S MINE!

155. WAS YOURS!

156. NO SECONDS CHANCES!

157. SIR. PLEASE, HEAR HIM OUT!

158. SILENCE, TRASH!

159. AAH!

160. CORNY!

161. YOU MONSTER!

162. YOU'RE THE TRASH, ZIGGY!

163. YOU WOULDN'T BE SO TOUGH WITHOUT YOUR MINIONS.

164. YOU REALLY WANT TRAMPY SO BADLY.

165. FOR WHICH YOU CAME,

166. YOU MUST DEFEAT ME IN A GAME.

167. RIGBY!

168. IN ORDER TO RECLAIM YOUR TRASH, NO MISSTEPS, OR YOU'LL BE ASH.

169. IT'S AN EASY GAME, RIGBY.

170. FIRST, YOU CAN KEEP TRAMPY.

171. IF YOU FALL, YOU'LL RELINQUISH IT TO ME.

172. ALSO, YOU'LL BE INCINERATED.

173. YOU'RE ON.

174. FALL!

175. AAH!

176. WHAT? BURN!

177. WHOA.

178. NO! AAAH!

179. TRAMPY!

180. I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN, NO MATTER HOW BAD MY BACK GETS.

181. RIGBY! DUDE, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

182. - ZIGGY?

183. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT, RIGBY. NO SECOND CHANCES.

184. DUDE, I JUST WATCHED YOU FALL TO YOUR DEATH!

185. YOU'RE LITERALLY TAKING A SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE RIGHT HERE.

186. THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

187. 20 YEARS AGO? NO!

188. IN THE DUMP AS PUNISHMENT?

189. NO!

190. WAIT, THEY MADE YOU LIVE AT THE DUMP?

191. FOR 20 YEARS?

192. WELL, TECHNICALLY, IT WAS JUST FOR ONE NIGHT,

193. LIKE A "SCARED STRAIGHT!" THING.

194. BUT I GOT USED TO IT.

195. NOW, HAND OVER TRAMPY

196. TRAMPOLINE-SAFETY STATISTIC.

197. RIGBY!

198. GIVE ME YOUR BELOVED BED, OR I WILL CRUSH YOUR BEST FRIEND.

199. HEY, ZIGGY. CAN IT!

200. CORNY!

201. I'VE WANTED TO DO THAT FOR 20 YEARS.

202. OH!

203. OW, OOH, OH! OUCH. OOH!

204. DUDE, CORNY, YOU SAVED US.

205. TO REPAY YOU?

206. ONE WORD — RECYCLE.

207. ALL RIGHT, MORDECAI AND RIGBY, RAKE THE LEAVES.

208. MUSCLE MAN, THE MAN WITH THE MUSCLE,

209. I'VE GOT THE USUAL FOR YOU.

210. TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE...

211. IN THE ENTIRE PARK.

212. TO REPAVE THE SIDEWALK.

213. ANY CEMENT ON YOU.

214. I HEAR IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET OFF.

215. 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA INSTALL THE NEW SPRINKLER SYSTEM.

216. I RENTED YOU A TRENCHER. IT SHOULD BE EASY TO USE.

217. THE GALVANIZED STEEL PIPES.

218. PRETTY LIGHT FOR YOU.

219. PUT THEM INTO PLACE, BURY THEM,

220. AND THAT SHOULD BE IT.

221. FOR THE FIRST HALF OF THE DAY, THAT IS.

222. OHH, SO MUCH RAKING.

223. YEAH, TWO WHOLE BAGS OF LEAVES!

224. I CAN'T EVEN FEEL MY ARMS.

225. ALL RIGHT, GUYS, ANOTHER BUSY DAY AHEAD OF US.

226. MUSCLE MAN, YOU KNOW THAT SPRINKLER SYSTEM YOU INSTALLED?

227. IT WORKS GREAT.

228. IN FACT,

229. THREE MORE.

230. THAT SHOULD BE EASY FOR YOU. RIGHT, BIG GUY?

231. IT'S NOT FAIR!

232. WITH THE HARD JOBS?

233. WELL, YOU ARE THE STRONG ONE.

234. "MUSCLE MAN."

235. IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU? JUST A MUSCLE MAN?

236. WHY DOESN'T SKIPS DO THE HARD JOBS?

237. HE'S STRONG.

238. SURE HE IS, BUT HE'S ALSO SMART.

239. BY THE WAY, SKIPS,

240. WITH MY TAXES TODAY.

241. OH, SO HE GETS

242. WITH MANUAL LABOR?

243. HEY, I'M GOOD WITH NUMBERS.

244. WELL, GUESS WHAT? I'M SICK OF THIS JOB,

245. AND I'M SICK OF EVERYONE JUST USING ME FOR MY BODY.

246. I'M GONNA PROVE TO YOU ALL

247. THAT I'M JUST AS SMART AS I AM STRONG.

248. I'M GONNA LEAVE THE PARK AND GET AN OFFICE JOB.

249. YOU DO THAT? YEAH.

250. DOESN'T PROVE THAT YOU'RE SMART.

251. IT WILL PROVE IT.

252. I'LL PROVE IT RIGHT NOW.

253. MUSCLE MAN OUT.

254. MUSCLE MAN, NO!

255. I THINK YOU'RE STRONG AND SMART.

256. DON'T LEAVE.

257. I GIVE HIM THREE DAYS.

258. I GIVE HIM, LET'S SEE, CARRY THE NINE...

259. 2.57.

260. CAN I HELP YOU? HAD SOME JOBS.

261. NOT FOR YOU.

262. LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.

263. HERE YOU GO. WHOA.

264. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO OPEN THAT ALL MORNING.

265. A JOB FOR YOU.

266. FOLLOW ME.

267. HERE AT OMNITECH,

268. AND SMART E-SOLUTIONS.

269. YEAH, INTELLIGENT AND SMART — THAT'S ME.

270. GOOD.

271. WE'RE ONLY AS SMART AS OUR EMPLOYEES.

272. POWERED BY PEOPLE."

273. YOU'LL BE IN RON'S OLD OFFICE.

274. WHERE'S RON? TO CORPORATE.

275. I'LL LEAVE YOU TO IT.

276. AW, YEAH!

277. THIS'LL PROVE THAT I'M SMART.

278. BORING!

279. SO I TOLD HER,

280. "HEY, IF YOU WANT TO SCAN MY SERVER,

281. YOU GOT TO ASK ME OUT ON A DATA FIRST."

282. Muscle Man:

283. THAT WAS A REALLY FUNNY JOKE. I TOTALLY GOT THAT.

284. SCANS HER SERVER?

285. MY MOM!

286. HI, I'M MUSCLE MAN, BY THE WAY.

287. RANDY. ANDY.

288. GIL. WE'RE THE CUBE BROS.

289. WE'RE NOT YOUR TYPICAL OFFICE DRONES.

290. OHHHHH! KAY!

291. WELL, I GUESS I'M REPLACING RON.

292. OH, WAIT. ARE YOU THE GUY WHO OPENED THE PICKLE JAR?

293. YEAH.

294. IT'LL TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT TO REPLACE RON.

295. CAN OPEN A PICKLE JAR.

296. YEAH, A PICKLE JAR IS NOT THAT HARD TO OPEN.

297. LOOK IT'S NOT JUST 'CAUSE I OPENED THAT JAR.

298. I'M SMART TOO, OKAY?

299. OH, LOOK, 12:00.

300. CORPORATELY MANDATED LUNCH.

301. HEY, MIND IF I COME?

302. OH, SORRY, ROOKIE. CUBE BROS ONLY.

303. I'LL SHOW YOU.

304. HEY, MITCH...

305. DID YOU GET THAT TH-29 FORM TO LEGAL YET?

306. ACTUALLY, IT'S MITCHELL,

307. AND NICE TRY, BUT THAT'S A TRICK QUESTION.

308. THE TH-29 WOULD NEVER

309. ILLEGAL.

310. WHOA, GOOD CATCH.

311. LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S

312. ON "DATA ETHICS: VOLUME 6."

313. VOLUME 6?

314. I READ THE WHOLE SERIES.

315. WASN'T THAT HARD.

316. WHOA, THOSE BOOKS ARE MASSIVE.

317. ALL OF THOSE?

318. DO YOU LIFT?

319. WELL, I USED TO BACK AT MY OLD JOB,

320. BUT THOSE DAYS ARE OVER.

321. NOW I'M MORE INTERESTED

322. WELL, SURE, BUT YOU'RE LIKE, REALLY STRONG.

323. AND SMART.

324. OH, YEAH, SURE.

325. SURE, NOW THAT YOU'VE READ ALL THOSE BOOKS,

326. YOU'RE UP TO PROTOCOL.

327. IS UP TO PROTOCOL?

328. MY MO... NITOR.

329. CUBE BROS FOR LIFE.

330. COME ON, GUYS,

331. AREN'T GONNA MOVE THEMSELVES.

332. DUDE, I MISS THE DAYS

333. WHEN WE DIDN'T HAVE TO MOVE CINDERBLOCKS.

334. WE DIDN'T HAVE TO DO MUSCLE MAN'S WORK.

335. AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK.

336. DUDE, WE GOT TO GO BEG HIM TO COME BACK.

337. UH, MITCHELL, YOU HAVE VISITORS.

338. HEY, MUSCLE MA— UNH-UNH. ONE SECOND...

339. Computer voice: MEMO SENT.

340. YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

341. DUDE, MUSCLE MAN, YOU GOT TO COME BACK. WE REALLY NEED YOU BACK.

342. WHO ARE THESE GUYS, MITCHELL?

343. RANDY, ANDY, GIL,

344. MORDECAI, RIGBY, AND FIVES.

345. PARK BROS, CUBE BROS.

346. PARK BROS?

347. MORE LIKE COLLEGE DROPOUT BROS, AM I RIGHT?

348. BUT SERIOUSLY, GUYS, THAT'S A LITTLE HARSH.

349. WELL, MITCHELL, WE CAME TO ANNOUNCE THE GOOD NEWS.

350. AS OF TODAY, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY BEING PROMOTED TO CORPORATE.

351. WHOA, REALLY?

352. WELL, WE THINK YOU'RE READY.

353. YEAH, YOU WERE, LIKE, BORN FOR THIS JOB.

354. WHOO-HOO!

355. I DON'T KNOW, MUSCLE MAN.

356. STUCK IN A BOX ALL DAY?

357. THIS ISN'T YOU. YEAH, FORGET THIS PLACE

358. ALREADY.

359. FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?

360. FORGET THAT.

361. FOR ONCE, I'VE FOUND A PLACE

362. FOR MORE THAN JUST MY BODY.

363. WOULD BE HAPPY FOR ME.

364. BUT, MUSCLE MAN, WE MISS YOU. I MISS YOU.

365. PLEASE COME BACK.

366. HE'S MADE HIS DECISION.

367. WELL, CONGRATS ON BECOMING CORPORATE.

368. WE'LL LEAVE YOU TO YOUR NEW FRIENDS THEN.

369. WELL, NOW THAT YOU'VE DITCHED THOSE LOSERS,

370. TO YOUR NEW OFFICE.

371. WHOA!

372. THAT'S RON?

373. DIDN'T SKIP LEG DAY.

374. RON! WHAT IS THIS?

375. GENERATOR THAT POWERS OMNITECH.

376. ARE WEAK.

377. TO RUN OMNITECH'S POWER GENERATOR.

378. SO, YOU JUST WANTED ME FOR MY BODY ALL ALONG?

379. YEAH, MITCH...

380. OH, YEAH.

381. YEAH, OR ELSE WE WON'T

382. WORK — WORK — WORK.

383. WHAT'S THE DEAL GUYS?

384. YOU SOUND LIKE...

385. ROBOTS!

386. PARK BROS, HELP!

387. MUSCLE MAN.

388. WE GOT TO SAVE HIM.

389. TIME TO SIGN OUT.

390. OFFICE DRONES, ATTACK.

391. INTRUDER ALERT. INTRUDER ALERT.

392. INTRUDER ALERT.

393. OMNITECH! POWERED BY PEOPLE.

394. OOF.

395. GIVE US BACK OUR FRIEND.

396. NO. WE NEED HIM FOR HIS BODY!

397. HUH?

398. THE MAINFRAME.

399. I'M GONNA HAVE TO USE MY SMARTS TO HACK INTO IT.

400. I'VE GOT THIS.

401. HAMBONING! WHAT'S HAMBONING?

402. ALMOST GOT IT...

403. HAH.

404. WHAT? CONGRATS ON "HACKING" COMPUTER SOLITAIRE, GENIUS.

405. AND RUN, YOU SACK OF MEAT.

406. YOU'LL NEVER BE SMART.

407. SMART THIS!

408. OH, NO, CAN'T RUN FAST ENOUGH WITH MY WEAK ROBOT LEGS!

409. AAH!

410. THIS PLACE IS GONNA BLOW.

411. WHOA. CORPORATE CARNAGE.

412. THANKS FOR HELPING ME OUT, YOU GUYS.

413. YEAH, YOU REALLY DODGED A BULLET ON THAT ONE.

414. THAT I'M MORE THAN JUST A MUSCLE MAN.

415. MAYBE I'M NOT AS SMART AS I THOUGHT.

416. OH, YOU'RE SMART,

417. KIND OF SMART.

418. YOUR OWN WAY OF SHOWING IT.

419. THAT I'M SMART.

420. BUT SERIOUSLY, FOLKS,

421. I CHECKED HIS COMPUTER, RIGHT?

422. AND I TOLD HIM, HE HAS A PRETTY BAD VIRUS.

423. HAS A PRETTY BAD VIRUS?

424. MY MOTHERBOARD.

425. WELL, AT LEAST HE'S STRONG.