1. HERE YOU GO —
TWO BREAKFASTS TO GO.Copy !req
2. I PUT EXTRA SYRUP IN YOUR
SAUSAGE SCRAMBLER WRAP, RIGBY —Copy !req
3. JUST THE WAY
YOU LIKE IT.Copy !req
4. SWEET MEAT!
AW, YEAH!Copy !req
5. SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS HAVE PLANNED
FOR YOUR DAY OFF?Copy !req
6. HM-HM!
TWO WORDS, SIX SYLLABLES.Copy !req
7. SNOW TU-TU-TU-TUBING!Copy !req
8. SNOW TUBING
IS SO AWESOME.Copy !req
9. YOU GO DOWN THE MOUNTAIN,Copy !req
10. AND YOU HIT
ALL THESE SWEET JUMPS.Copy !req
11. YEAH, LAST YEAR,
I HIT THIS SNOW BANK SO HARD,Copy !req
12. I ALMOST FLIPPED
OVER A BOULDER.Copy !req
13. WHAT ABOUT YOU, EILEEN?Copy !req
14. GOT ANY CRAZY
TUBING STORIES?Copy !req
15. UH, I'VE ACTUALLY
NEVER BEEN SNOW TUBING.Copy !req
16. WHAT?
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN SNOW TUBING?Copy !req
17. BUT YOU LOVE THE SNOW, AND YOU
GO TUBING ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
18. POOL TUBING IS
AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT BEAST.Copy !req
19. SAME THING — JUST MORE THRILLS,
CHILLS, AND SPILLS.Copy !req
20. BUT MOSTLY SPILLS.Copy !req
21. WE USUALLY GO UP
TO CANYON RUN MOUNTAIN.Copy !req
22. YOU SHOULD COME WITH US —
YOU'D LOVE IT.Copy !req
23. OH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT, BUT UH...
I HAVE TO WORK.Copy !req
24. THE COFFEE GRINDER'S
BEEN ACTING UPCopy !req
25. AND THE REPAIR GUY
WON'T BE HERE FOR QUITE A WHILE,Copy !req
26. SO THERE'S PROBABLY ZERO PERCENT
CHANCE I'LL BE ABLE TO GO TODAY.Copy !req
27. BUT YOU GUYS HAVE FUN.Copy !req
28. OH, OKAY.
WELL, DON'T WORK TOO HARD.Copy !req
29. - YA.
- LATER, EILEEN.Copy !req
30. BYE.Copy !req
31. PHEW.Copy !req
32. HUH?Copy !req
33. SURPRISE!Copy !req
34. WHAT ARE YOU GUYSCopy !req
35. DOING HERE
AT 6:00 IN THE MORNING?
YEAH.Copy !req
36. WE SWITCHED OUR DAY OFFCopy !req
37. SO WE COULD GO SNOW TUBING
TODAY INSTEAD.Copy !req
38. NOW WE CAN ALL GO TOGETHER.Copy !req
39. SNOW TUBING?
WHOA!Copy !req
40. I HAVEN'T GONE
SINCE I WAS LITTLE.Copy !req
41. THRILLS, CHILLS —
- AND DON'T FORGET THE SPILLS.Copy !req
42. UH, THANKS, BUT I'M NOT SURE
THAT I CAN MAKE IT.Copy !req
43. I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULD CLEAN
OUT MY FRIDGE TODAY.Copy !req
44. WHAT?
THAT CAN WAIT.Copy !req
45. BUT MY MILK
IS GONNA EXPIRE SOON.Copy !req
46. THE FUN IS GONNA EXPIRE
IF YOU DON'T COME WITH US.Copy !req
47. YEAH, EILEEN,
I CAN HELP YOUCopy !req
48. WITH THE FRIDGE
WHEN WE GET BACK.Copy !req
49. LET'S GO —
IT'LL BE REALLY COOL.Copy !req
50. WELL, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
51. YEAH!Copy !req
52. SNOW TUBING,
SNOW TUBING.Copy !req
53. CAN WE GET SOME SAUSAGE
SCRAMBLER WRAPS FIRST?Copy !req
54. SO, YOU GUYS
HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE, RIGHT?Copy !req
55. TONS OF TIMES.Copy !req
56. IT'S FAR,
BUT IT'S WORTH THE TRIP.Copy !req
57. CANNON RUN MOUNTAIN
HAS THE SICKEST SLOPES.Copy !req
58. IT SNOWED YESTERDAY,
TOO.Copy !req
59. I BET THERE'S SOME
FRESH POWDER ON THE MOUNTAIN.Copy !req
60. AW, YEAH!Copy !req
61. GOT TO GET ME
SOME FRESH POW-POW!Copy !req
62. SPEAKING OF POWDER,Copy !req
63. DOES ANYONE NEED
TO USE THE POWDER ROOM?Copy !req
64. NO.
YOU SURE?Copy !req
65. I WANT TO HEAR YOU
INDIVIDUALLY.Copy !req
66. - NO.
- NO.Copy !req
67. NO.Copy !req
68. WAIT, A POWDER ROOM
IS A BATHROOM RIGHT?Copy !req
69. - YEAH.
- NO!Copy !req
70. WE'VE HIT EVERY BATHROOM
SINCE WE'VE LEFT.Copy !req
71. OH, OKAY.Copy !req
72. WELL, I GOT TO GO.Copy !req
73. MAN, THESE THINGS
GO RIGHT THROUGH ME.Copy !req
74. HOPEFULLY, I DON'T HAVE
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AGAIN.Copy !req
75. WE USUALLY HIT
A TON OF TRAFFIC UP HERE,Copy !req
76. BUT I KNOW A SHORT CUT.Copy !req
77. JUST TAKE A RIGHT UP HERE
AT THE FORK.Copy !req
78. - A LEFT?
- NO, A RIGHT.Copy !req
79. - LEFT, GOT IT.
- NO, RIGHT — RIGHT!Copy !req
80. - UGH.
- OH, SORRY, I HEARD "LEFT."Copy !req
81. WELL,
IT'S STILL PRETTY EARLY.Copy !req
82. WE'LL PROBABLY BEAT
THE TRAFFIC?Copy !req
83. ALL RIGHT, UNLOCK THE DOORS —
I'M WALKING.Copy !req
84. UGH, FINALLY.Copy !req
85. IF WE HURRY, WE CAN GET 10 RUNS
IN BEFORE IT GETS DARK.Copy !req
86. I SAY WE GET
SOME FOOD FIRST.Copy !req
87. CAN'T GO SNOW TUBING
ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.Copy !req
88. YEAH,
I AM PRETTY HUNGRY.Copy !req
89. - I COULD EAT.
- BUT I WANT THE POW-POW NOW-NOW!Copy !req
90. AH, STUPID BODY.Copy !req
91. OKAY,
LET'S GET SOME FOOD.Copy !req
92. YEAH, AFTER THE FIRST FEW RUNS,
IT'S NOT SO BAD.Copy !req
93. YOU'LL GO
DOWN THE MOUNTAINCopy !req
94. AND BE LIKE,
"DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH-DUH.Copy !req
95. WHAT? YOU CALL THOSE BUMPS?
I DIDN'T FEEL A THING."Copy !req
96. AND IF YOU GO FAST ENOUGH,
YOU'LL FEEL THE WINDCopy !req
97. ON YOUR FACE, AND EVERYTHING
IS LIKE, "SHEEW, SHEEW."Copy !req
98. AND YOU'LL BE LIKE,
"I'M GONNA DIE, I'M GONNA DIE!"Copy !req
99. OH, MAN, REMEMBER LAST YEAR
WHEN WE TALKED THOMASCopy !req
100. INTO GOING DOWN
THAT DOUBLE BLACK...Copy !req
101. I STILL DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU PICKEDCopy !req
102. THIS OLD,
BEAT-UP GRANDPA TUBE.Copy !req
103. 'CAUSE IT'S GOT
THE MOST CHARACTER.Copy !req
104. YEAH,
AND A BUNCH OF HOLES.Copy !req
105. AW, MAN.Copy !req
106. WHERE ARE WE GONNA
GET ANOTHER TUBE?Copy !req
107. I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT
IN LINE AGAIN.Copy !req
108. WELL...
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.Copy !req
109. WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS
UP THERE.Copy !req
110. YEAH,
DON'T TAKE TOO LONG.Copy !req
111. OH, LOOK, THERE'S
A SINGLE-PERSON TUBE!Copy !req
112. HEY, RIGBY, JUST TAKE THAT
AND I'LL CATCH UP
WITH YOU LATER.Copy !req
113. NO WAY —
I'M NOT GOING WITHOUT YOU.Copy !req
114. DON'T BE SILLY.
I DON'T MIND. HONEST.Copy !req
115. BUT I MOVED THIS WHOLE TRIP
SO WE COULD GO TUBING TOGETHER.Copy !req
116. COME ON,
IT'S GETTING DARK.Copy !req
117. IF WE HURRY, WE CAN GET IN
TWO SOLID RUNS.Copy !req
118. KEEP IT MOVING.
KEEP IT MOVING.Copy !req
119. OH, WAIT.
I FORGOT MY — AGH!Copy !req
120. GREAT VIEW UP HERE,
HUH?Copy !req
121. OH, LOOK — HERE COME
SOME PEOPLE TUBING.Copy !req
122. YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
123. JUST BREATHING IN
THE FRESH MOUNTAIN AIR.Copy !req
124. IT'S GONNA BE FUN.Copy !req
125. IT'S GONNA BE FUN.Copy !req
126. KEEP IT MOVING.
KEEP IT MOVING.Copy !req
127. WHOA!Copy !req
128. I'VE MADE A MISTAKE!Copy !req
129. WHOA,
DID YOU SEE THAT?Copy !req
130. THAT GUY MUST HAVE BEEN GOING
50, MAYBE 60 MILES AN HOUR!Copy !req
131. WITH TWO PEOPLE, OUR TUBE IS
GONNA GO WAY FASTER THAN THAT.Copy !req
132. KEEP IT MOVING.Copy !req
133. CAN'T BACK DOWN NOW,
SO KEEP IT MOVING.Copy !req
134. HERE WE GO.
WANT THE FRONT OR BACK?Copy !req
135. BACK —
DEFINITELY BACK.Copy !req
136. OKAY,
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.Copy !req
137. WHAT? AM I REALLY
GONNA KNOCK MYSELF OUT?Copy !req
138. WELL, YOU'RE IN THE BACK,
SO MAYBE?Copy !req
139. OH, SHOOT, I LEFT MY SCARF
ON THE CHAIR LIFT.Copy !req
140. I CAN'T LOSE IT.
IT'S A FAMILY HEIRLOOM.Copy !req
141. YOU MEAN THE SCARF
THAT I BOUGHT YOUCopy !req
142. THAT YOU'RE WEARING
RIGHT NOW?
UH...Copy !req
143. WAIT!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
144. - OKAY, READY?
- YEP.Copy !req
145. LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S
HAVING FUN.
WHOO, YEAH!Copy !req
146. SO, YEAH, I JUST
KEEP IT MOVING ALL DAY.Copy !req
147. WHAT ABOUT YOU?Copy !req
148. DO YOU KEEP IT MOVING
AROUND HERE OFTEN?Copy !req
149. PHEW!Copy !req
150. DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND?
WAIT, NO!Copy !req
151. STOP!
TURN THIS THING AROUND!Copy !req
152. - I WANT TO GO DOWN!
- EILEEN!Copy !req
153. EILEEN,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
154. I TOLD YOU —
I'M GETTING MY SCARF!Copy !req
155. STOP LYING.
JUST TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG.Copy !req
156. I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S WRONG.Copy !req
157. THE THRILLS, THE CHILLS,
THE SPILLS —Copy !req
158. SNOW TUBING
IS NOT FOR ME.Copy !req
159. HOW DO YOU KNOW?
YOU'VE NEVER TRIED IT.Copy !req
160. I DID TRY IT.Copy !req
161. WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WENT
SNOW TUBING WITH MY DAD.Copy !req
162. WE TRIED TO HIT A JUMP...Copy !req
163. BUT THE INERTIA
WORKED AGAINST US.Copy !req
164. THE COLD AIR
FELT LIKE DEATH ON MY FACE.Copy !req
165. AND THEN...Copy !req
166. THAT'S WHEN I GOT THIS!Copy !req
167. WHAT AM I LOOKING
AT EXACTLY?Copy !req
168. A SCAR — A BAD ONE!Copy !req
169. OH.Copy !req
170. YEAH, EVER SINCE THEN, I'VE BEEN
AFRAID OF SNOW TUBING.Copy !req
171. I WAS JUST TOO EMBARRASSED
TO TELL YOU.Copy !req
172. I DIDN'T WANT
TO RUIN THE TRIP.Copy !req
173. I KNEW HOW MUCH
IT MEANT TO YOU.Copy !req
174. YOU SHOULDN'T BE
EMBARRASSED.Copy !req
175. I FREAK OUT OVER SMALL SPACES
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
176. I'M NOT ASHAMED
OF MY MUCASTAPHOBIA.Copy !req
177. CLAUSTROPHOBIA.
AND YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
178. I'M SORRY I WASN'T HONEST
WITH YOU FROM THE START.
ITS OKAY.Copy !req
179. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU DO
SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO.Copy !req
180. READY TO GO BACK?
HOT CHOCOLATE'S ON ME.Copy !req
181. YEAH, LET'S GO.Copy !req
182. OOH, CLOSING TIME.Copy !req
183. SO, YOU'VE, UH, SEEN
HOW I KEEP THINGS MOVING.Copy !req
184. LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW I SLOW THINGS DOWN.Copy !req
185. - UH-OH.
- NO!Copy !req
186. NO, NO, NO, NO!
HEY, WE'RE UP HERE!Copy !req
187. HELLO, ANYBODY?Copy !req
188. DID YOU
HEAR SOMETHING?Copy !req
189. EPIC SPILLS.Copy !req
190. HELLO!
SOMEBODY, HELP!Copy !req
191. DON'T WORRY.
I'LL JUST CALL MORDECAI.Copy !req
192. NO SERVICE?Copy !req
193. WAIT, I GOT A BAR.Copy !req
194. OOP!Copy !req
195. WHOOPS.Copy !req
196. WELL, I NEEDED
A NEW PHONE ANYWAY.Copy !req
197. WHAT
ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
198. HM-HM! THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
OUT OF THIS —Copy !req
199. SNOW TU-TU-TU-TUBING.Copy !req
200. ARE YOU CRAZY?Copy !req
201. A DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND
IN THE DARK?Copy !req
202. THAT'S
A DEATH SENTENCE.Copy !req
203. LOOK, EILEEN,
I KNOW WE CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
204. I WON'T LET
ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU.Copy !req
205. YOU JUST
GOT TO TRUST ME.Copy !req
206. THIS IS IT. GET READY
FOR THRILLS AND CHILLS.Copy !req
207. AND SPILLS?Copy !req
208. NOT THIS TIME.Copy !req
209. HM-HM!Copy !req
210. OKAY, ON THREE.Copy !req
211. ONE, TWO...Copy !req
212. NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
213. KEEP IT MOVING.Copy !req
214. TREES!Copy !req
215. ROCKS!Copy !req
216. GRIZZLY BEAR!Copy !req
217. OH, NO!Copy !req
218. THEY SHOULD'VE BEEN
BACK BY NOW.Copy !req
219. DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE OKAY?Copy !req
220. YEAH,
I'M SURE THEY'RE FINE.Copy !req
221. RIGBY KNOWS THIS MOUNTAIN
LIKE THE BACK OF HIS HAND.Copy !req
222. WAIT, WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
223. IT'S, LIKE,
THIS PART RIGHT HERE.
NO, THAT!Copy !req
224. THAT...
WAS AWESOME!Copy !req
225. I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!Copy !req
226. WE WERE GOING SO FAST
AND RAMPED UP A BEARCopy !req
227. AND FLEW OVER
THIS CREVASSE AND...Copy !req
228. WOW, EILEEN, NO WONDERCopy !req
229. YOU WERE
SO AFRAID TO GO TUBING.Copy !req
230. WHAT AM I LOOKING AT,
EXACTLY? OH!Copy !req
231. I'M SORRY I WAS ACTING
SO WEIRD YESTERDAY.Copy !req
232. HOPEFULLY, THIS EXTRA DAY
WILL MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME.Copy !req
233. 'CAUSE I NEED ME SOME
OF THAT FRESH POW-POW!Copy !req
234. WHOO!
WE'RE GONNA HIT EVERY SLOPE!Copy !req
235. UH...Copy !req
236. I CALL FRONT
THIS TIME.Copy !req
237. BRING ON THE THRILLS,
CHILLS, AND SPILLS.Copy !req
238. YEAH!Copy !req
239. THAT'S IT?Copy !req
240. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
241. EVERYBODY SETTLE DOWN.Copy !req
242. THE ANNUAL PARK MANAGER'S LODGE
$50 CHILI COOK OFFCopy !req
243. WILL BE THIS WEEKEND,
AND AS ALWAYS,Copy !req
244. THE COST OF YOUR INGREDIENTS
CANNOT BE MORE THAN $50.Copy !req
245. DAY ONE WILL BE
AN ELIMINATION ROUND.Copy !req
246. AND DAY TWO,
FINALISTS WILL COMPETECopy !req
247. IN A NO-HOLDS-BARRED
ARENA MATCH.Copy !req
248. CELEBRITY CHEF SEAN BEN PIMENTO
WILL JUDGE.Copy !req
249. THE WINNER WILL GET
THE UNDIVIDED RESPECTCopy !req
250. OF THE ENTIRE LODGE!Copy !req
251. RESPECT?Copy !req
252. I WANT TO ENTER!Copy !req
253. BENSON, NO!Copy !req
254. GENE WINS EVERY YEAR.Copy !req
255. EH, LET THE APPRENTICE ENTER.Copy !req
256. NOT LIKE HE'S GONNA BEAT ME.Copy !req
257. LET'S HAVE
A PREEMPTIVE CELEBRATIONCopy !req
258. IN GENE'S HONOR.Copy !req
259. - WHOO!
- YEAH, ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
260. I GOT TO WIN
THIS CHILI COOK OFF.Copy !req
261. SO, I SAW
MY FIFTH GRADE TEACHERCopy !req
262. AT THE GROCERY STORE
YESTERDAY.Copy !req
263. WHAAAT?
HEY, GUYS.Copy !req
264. HOPE YOU SAVED SOME ROOM
FOR CHILI.Copy !req
265. OH, RIGHT —
FOR THE COMPETITION.Copy !req
266. IT WAS TOUGH STAYING
UNDER 50 BUCKS, BUT I DID IT.Copy !req
267. DIG IN.Copy !req
268. SO?
IT'S GOOD.Copy !req
269. YEAH, IT'S GOOD.
IT'S GOOD.Copy !req
270. OKAY. IT'S GOOD.
YEAH, IT'S NOT BAD.Copy !req
271. YOU SAID "GOOD" BEFORE.Copy !req
272. YEAH, IT'S FINE, BENSON.Copy !req
273. YOU SAID "NOT BAD" BEFORE.Copy !req
274. IT'S CAFETERIA-LEVEL
AT BEST.Copy !req
275. UGH! IF I ONLY COULD USE
A JADE PHANTOM PEPPER.Copy !req
276. I USED TO COME ACROSS THEM WHEN
I STUDIED ABROAD IN VENEZUELA.Copy !req
277. IT'S SPICY AND SWEET
WITH HINTS OF LAVENDER.Copy !req
278. IT MADE ANY CHILI GO
FROM "REGULáR" TO MUY BONITO.Copy !req
279. BENSON, YOU KNOW THE
JADE PHANTOM PEPPERCopy !req
280. IS "MUY EXPENSIVO"
IN THE STATES.Copy !req
281. IT COSTS 20 GRAND.Copy !req
282. YOU GOT TO WORK
WITH WHAT YOU GOT.Copy !req
283. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT
OF THIS CONTEST.Copy !req
284. YOU'RE RIGHT.
IF GENE CAN DO IT, I CAN DO IT.Copy !req
285. GUYS! YOU GUYS!
AAH!Copy !req
286. DUDE,
WE'RE TRYING TO WORK HERE.Copy !req
287. I KNOW, I KNOW.
JUST TRY MY CHILI.Copy !req
288. OH, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req
289. PRETTY GOOD, YEAH.Copy !req
290. AWARD WINNING GOOD?Copy !req
291. MMMMAYBE?Copy !req
292. NOT GOOD ENOUGH.Copy !req
293. YOU GUYS!
AAH! HUH?Copy !req
294. BENSON!
WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP!Copy !req
295. JUST TRY
THIS ONE LAST BITE.Copy !req
296. UGH!Copy !req
297. OH. OH, WOW.Copy !req
298. BENSON, THIS MIGHT BE
THE BEST CHILI I'VE EVER HAD.Copy !req
299. REALLY?Copy !req
300. GREAT. THAT'S PERFECT.Copy !req
301. NOW TO GET SOME SLEEP
BEFORE THE COMPETITION.Copy !req
302. OH, WOW. THERE HE IS.Copy !req
303. THERE WHO IS?Copy !req
304. CELEBRITY JUDGE
SEAN BEN PIMENTO.Copy !req
305. HMPH!Copy !req
306. HE'S COMING THIS WAY.
SCATTER!Copy !req
307. HELLO, MR. BEN PIMENTO.
IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
308. HE'S SAVING HIS VOCAL CHORDS
FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENT.Copy !req
309. OH
SAY NO MORE.Copy !req
310. HMM.Copy !req
311. HMPH!Copy !req
312. SO, HOW'D IT GO?Copy !req
313. I... I THINK HE LIKED IT.Copy !req
314. THAT'S AWESOME, 'CAUSE I THINK
HE LIKES GENE'S, TOO.Copy !req
315. HMM.Copy !req
316. I NEED YOU GUYS
TO DO ME A FAVOR.Copy !req
317. CAN YOU STEAL ME A CUP
OF GENE'S CHILI?Copy !req
318. ON IT.Copy !req
319. BUT YOU GET
WHERE I'M COMING FROM?Copy !req
320. - HEY!
- AAH!Copy !req
321. I KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE UP TO.Copy !req
322. UH... WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
323. YOU'RE HERE TO TRY
SOME OF MY WORLD-FAMOUS CHILI!Copy !req
324. GO RIGHT AHEAD.Copy !req
325. THERE'S PLENTY
FOR EVERYONE.Copy !req
326. THANKS. SEE YA, GENE.Copy !req
327. SO?Copy !req
328. SPICY AND SWEET.Copy !req
329. WITH HINTS OF LAVENDER.Copy !req
330. WHAT?
GIVE ME THAT.Copy !req
331. JADE PHANTOM PEPPER.Copy !req
332. AND NOW JUDGE SEAN BEN PIMENTO
TO PRESENT OUR COMPETITORSCopy !req
333. FOR TOMORROW'S FINAL ROUND.Copy !req
334. GENE.Copy !req
335. AND ANDREW AARONSON.Copy !req
336. YAY! WHOO!Copy !req
337. ALL RIGHT! YES!Copy !req
338. YES, YES,
ME, ANDREW AARONSON!Copy !req
339. UH, WAIT, WAIT.Copy !req
340. WE JUST GOT A RANDOM PRICE TEST
BACK FROM OUR LABS,Copy !req
341. AND IT LOOKS LIKE
ANDREW AARONSON'S CHILICopy !req
342. IS OVER BUDGET AT $51.20!Copy !req
343. HE IS DISQUALIFIED.Copy !req
344. YOU DISGUST ME.
TAKE HIM AWAY!Copy !req
345. BUT I — WHAT?Copy !req
346. WELL, I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO
GO WITH OUR NEXT RUNNER UP.Copy !req
347. UH, M-M-MR. BEN PIMENTO?Copy !req
348. IF I HAD TO CHOOSE
A THIRD OPTION,Copy !req
349. I SUPPOSE I WOULD
BEGRUDGINGLY SELECT...Copy !req
350. HIM.Copy !req
351. UGH.Copy !req
352. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.Copy !req
353. BUT WHILE I APPRECIATE
THIS HONOR,Copy !req
354. WE HAVE A CHEATER AMONG US!Copy !req
355. YOUR CHILI COST MORE
THAN $50, GENE.Copy !req
356. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
357. WHERE'S YOUR PROOF?Copy !req
358. I...
I DON'T HAVE ANY.Copy !req
359. YOU GOT HERE
ON A TECHNICALITY, APPRENTICE.Copy !req
360. JUST SMILE AND BRING
YOUR MEDIOCRE CHILI TOMORROW.Copy !req
361. MEDIOCRE?Copy !req
362. YOU DID NOT MAKE
A $50 CHILI,Copy !req
363. AND I'LL PROVE IT!Copy !req
364. THOSE PEPPERS HAVE GOT TO BE
IN HERE SOMEWHERE.Copy !req
365. HUH?Copy !req
366. OH, MY.Copy !req
367. I BET THERE'S A RECEIPT
FOR THOSE PEPPERS IN HERE.Copy !req
368. COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
369. WHERE'S THE RECEIPT?Copy !req
370. "PARK MANAGER'S LODGE"Copy !req
371. $2 TRILLION?Copy !req
372. THAT'S HOW HE CAN AFFORD
ALL THOSE PEPPERS.Copy !req
373. WHA—Copy !req
374. THE STEMS.Copy !req
375. BENSON?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE?Copy !req
376. I'M ON TO YOU, GENE.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING.Copy !req
377. I SEE.
YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT IT, THEN.Copy !req
378. YES, I DO.Copy !req
379. YOU'VE BEEN USING
THE JADE PHANTOMCopy !req
380. AND I'VE GOT THE STEMS
TO PROVE IT!Copy !req
381. WHA—Copy !req
382. CHEATING IS
NO LAUGHING MATTER, GENE.Copy !req
383. THIS IS
A $20,000 PEPPER.Copy !req
384. FOR YOU, MAYBE.Copy !req
385. YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN GROWING
THESE BABIES MYSELF,Copy !req
386. SO TECHNICALLY
THEY'RE FREE.Copy !req
387. WHAT?
IT TAKES 10 YEARSCopy !req
388. TO RAISE EACH ONE,Copy !req
389. AND I'VE BEEN GROWING THEM
MY WHOLE LIFE.Copy !req
390. WHY DO YOU THINK
THEY COST SO MUCH?Copy !req
391. OH.
WELL, WAIT.Copy !req
392. THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH $2 TRILLION IN LODGE MONEY?Copy !req
393. HIGH-LEVEL LODGE BUSINESS.Copy !req
394. NOW GET OUT
OF MY HOUSE, BENSON.Copy !req
395. SO HE'S STILL GONNA USE
THAT PEPPERCopy !req
396. AND I'M ALWAYS GONNA LOSE
TO GENE.Copy !req
397. WELL, WHAT DO YOU HAVE
THAT GENE DOESN'T?Copy !req
398. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
399. BUT WHATEVER IT IS,Copy !req
400. IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE
SOMETHINGCopy !req
401. THAT NOBODY'S PUT INTO
CHILI BEFORE.Copy !req
402. OF COURSE!Copy !req
403. CHILI! WHOO-WHOO!Copy !req
404. A CHILI CONTEST WINNERCopy !req
405. SHOWS A MASTERY
OF TOMATO, BEAN, AND SPICE.Copy !req
406. THE DEFENDING CHAMPION...Copy !req
407. THE GOOBER
WHO EMBARRASSED HIMSELF...Copy !req
408. AND ME, SEAN BEN PIMENTO!Copy !req
409. WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF CHILI!Copy !req
410. PUT 60 MINUTES ON THE CLOCK!Copy !req
411. READY... SET...Copy !req
412. MAKE CHILI NOW!Copy !req
413. WHOO! BENSON!Copy !req
414. Mr. BENSON GETTING HIS
START LOOKING A LITTLE FRAZZLED.Copy !req
415. GENE GOING FOR HIS
PATENTED JADE PHANTOM PEPPERS.Copy !req
416. AND I, OF COURSE,
I MEAN THAT LITERALLY.Copy !req
417. HE LITERALLY HAS THE PATENT.Copy !req
418. OH, WHAT'S BENSON DOING?Copy !req
419. GENE, OF COURSE,
BREAKING NO SWEAT.Copy !req
420. Mr.
BENSON, FEELING THE PRESSURE.Copy !req
421. GENE, NOT CONCERNED AT ALL.Copy !req
422. I JUST LOVED
YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD.Copy !req
423. OH THE WIFE THOUGHT
THE ANTLERS WOULD BE FUNNY.Copy !req
424. FOR BENSON,
WITH MERE MINUTES REMAINING,Copy !req
425. ANY DISTRACTION COULD MEAN
DISASTER.Copy !req
426. BENSON.
AAH!Copy !req
427. SO WHAT IS THIS
YOU'RE MAKING?Copy !req
428. LET ME LOOK AT IT
IN THE LIGHT.Copy !req
429. UH, I GOT IT.
OH, WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
430. THIS THING THAT I'M TOUCHING
WITH MY UNWASHED FINGER?Copy !req
431. WHAT IS THAT?
IT'S —Copy !req
432. OH, GEEZ.Copy !req
433. SOMEBODY GET HIM
A NEW KNIFE.Copy !req
434. UGH!Copy !req
435. Mr. FIVE MINUTES.Copy !req
436. GENE IS JUST RUNNING DOWN
THE CLOCKCopy !req
437. AT THIS POINT.Copy !req
438. I NEED MORE WINGS!Copy !req
439. 30 SECONDS.Copy !req
440. REMEMBER,
IF THE CHILI ISN'T PLATED,Copy !req
441. THE CONTESTANT IS
DISQUALIFIED.Copy !req
442. Mr.
THAT'S IT — GENE'S DONE.Copy !req
443. 10 SECONDS LEFT.Copy !req
444. Mr. 10, 9, 8, 7...
UGH!Copy !req
445. 6, 5...Copy !req
446. 2, 1, ZERO!Copy !req
447. I-I SUPPOSE
HE TECHNICALLY PLATED IT.Copy !req
448. TIME IS UP!Copy !req
449. AND NOW I WILL BEGIN
THE TASTING.Copy !req
450. EXCELLENT AROMA.Copy !req
451. MMM. MMM.Copy !req
452. GENE, YOU HAVE PRESENTED THIS
WONDERFUL CHILI FOR 10 YEARS,Copy !req
453. AND STILL I AM SURPRISED
AND REFRESHED.Copy !req
454. THANK YOU, CHEF.Copy !req
455. CHEF BENSON.
INTERESTING PRESENTATION.Copy !req
456. HMM. HMM.Copy !req
457. THIS IS...Copy !req
458. INCREDIBLE!Copy !req
459. PHEW!Copy !req
460. WHAT IS
THIS FLAVOR I'M TASTING?Copy !req
461. THIS TANG?Copy !req
462. UH, CHICKEN WINGS,
MR. BEN PIMENTO.Copy !req
463. HOW NOVEL.
I MUST HAVE A SECOND BITE.Copy !req
464. OH, GO AHEAD. PLEASE.Copy !req
465. MMM.Copy !req
466. WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
467. UH, IT'S A CHICKEN BONE.Copy !req
468. I RAN OUT OF TIME, SO...Copy !req
469. HMM... YOU HAVE GIVEN ME A LOT
TO THINK ABOUT.Copy !req
470. AND NOW TIME
FOR THE FINAL JUDGING!Copy !req
471. GENE, YOU GAVE ME A REINVENTION
OF AN ALL-TIME CLASSIC,Copy !req
472. BURSTING WITH
EXOTIC AROMATIC HERBS.Copy !req
473. BENSON, YOUR CHILI PROVIDED
A RED-HOT TANGCopy !req
474. ALTOGETHER NEW TO ME,Copy !req
475. BUT IT CONTAINED
INEDIBLE ELEMENTS.Copy !req
476. SO I'M SORRY TO SAY, GENE,Copy !req
477. YOU HAVE WON...Copy !req
478. YES!Copy !req
479. AW.Copy !req
480. MANY YEARS IN THE PAST,Copy !req
481. BUT NOT THIS YEAR.Copy !req
482. BENSON WINS!Copy !req
483. YEAH!Copy !req
484. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT,
DUNWOODY.Copy !req
485. YEAH!Copy !req