Regular Show 7x17

Directed by Calvin Wong

Steve Blum as Carter (voice) • Roger Craig Smith as Briggs / Simon Lamprey / Paramedic (voice) • Jason Mantzoukas as Scabby Grossman (voice) • Fred Tatasciore as Chef / Guard #1 / Guard #2 (voice) • Janie Haddad Tompkins as Girl (voice)

Pops is chosen to appear on a game show called Win That Prize and ends up being hired to a local TV station when his ideas and appearances become popular.

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1. AND NOW COMMENTARY FROM RGB2.

2. IF YOU ASK THIS OLD-TIMER, TV PEAKED IN THE '80s.

3. WHY DON'T SHOWS HAVE LAUGH TRACKS ANYMORE?

4. TO KEEP YOU GUYS WAITING.

5. I KNOW YOU'RE HUNGRY,

6. WILL BE OUT IN A JIFFY.

7. DARINGLY MODERN.

8. CONTRAPPOSTO.

9. AVANT-GARDE.

10. "SEEDS OF AGONY."

11. YOU WON'T WANT TO

12. AND DESTROYED.

13. THE VENUE?

14. THE REALMS OF LIGHT AND DREAMS.

15. OFF OF SPRUCE AND I-95 AT DUSK BY THE CHEEZERS.

16. SATURDAY ONLY.

17. WHIMSICAL!

18. WOW. THAT LOOKS CRAZY.

19. CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK!

20. DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

21. KEEP A SECRET?

22. I'M TAKING EILEEN TO SEE THAT TOMORROW.

23. ARE COMING WITH!

24. AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA RUIN THE SURPRISE!

25. WHAT? A LITTLE INTENSE.

26. AND WHY'S IT GOT TO BE A SURPRISE?

27. OR SOMETHING?

28. NO, AND THAT'S THE POINT.

29. SHE'D BE EXPECTING SOMETHING IF IT WAS.

30. I'VE MADE HER LAUGH, CRY,

31. SHE FELL INTO THAT CAVE HOLE.

32. ALL THE BIG EMOTIONS.

33. BUT SHE'S TOO SMART TO BE SURPRISED. NO WAY.

34. IF THERE'S A MYSTERY, SHE HAS TO SOLVE IT.

35. TO SURPRISE EILEEN,

36. IMMEDIATELY.

37. GOOD EVENING, MY LADY.

38. I'M 'ERE TO WARN YOU THAT TROUBLE'S AFOOT.

39. YOU SEE, THERE'S BEEN A MUR—

40. AAH! YOU'RE TAKING ME TO A MURDER MYSTERY, RIGHT?

41. UH, YES.

42. GREAT! I ALREADY PICKED OUT A DRESS A WEEK AGO!

43. SURPRISE! I'M TAKING YOU —

44. AND MARS UP ON LOOKOUT MOUNTAIN?

45. I KNOW! I'M SO EXCITED!

46. YOU'RE TAKING ME TO

47. OF THE HERMIT CRABS?

48. YOU'RE THE BEST!

49. SHE'S SMART LIKE THAT, DUDE.

50. SHE'LL NEVER FIGURE IT OUT.

51. DRIVE US AROUND?

52. DUDE, YOU'RE BEING KIND OF CRAZY,

53. IT'S A NICE KIND OF CRAZY.

54. I THINK THAT'S SWEET, RIGBY. OF COURSE WE'LL HELP YOU.

55. AND PEANUT BUTTER?

56. WAIT, I SMELL A SURPRISE BREWING.

57. NO! YOU DON'T!

58. YOU'RE TAKING ME TO A MOVIE AFTER THIS!

59. HA! NO!

60. IS THERE EVEN A SURPRISE AT ALL? WHO'S TO SAY?

61. HELLO, EILEEN. I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

62. WAIT.

63. I'M GONNA SAY, BASED ON YOUR BEACH CASUAL LOOK,

64. AND CORSAGE,

65. WE'RE GOING TO... BEACH PROM!

66. THAT'S THE MOST FUN PARTY OF THE YEAR!

67. OH, EILEEN, EILEEN, EILEEN.

68. IN STORE FOR YOU.

69. AND THIS TIME, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO GUESS IT.

70. NOW, DITCH THE APRON. WE'RE HEADING OUT.

71. WAIT, BUT I STILL HAVE TO WORK.

72. TALKED TO YOUR BOSS. IT'S TAKEN CARE OF.

73. HEY. 50 YEARS FROM NOW,

74. OF YOUR LIFE?

75. NOW, GET OUT OF HERE, YOU CRAZY KIDS.

76. RIGBY, I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.

77. HE'S A GUY WHO GETS IT.

78. BUT DON'T WORRY. I DID TALK TO YOUR BOSS.

79. HMM.

80. IF IT'S NOT BEACH PROM, ARE WE GOING TO COSTA RICA?

81. NO NEED TO GUESS. JUST ENJOY THE SURPRISE.

82. IS A RED HERRING.

83. WHOA. CRAZY RUNNING INTO YOU GUYS.

84. SO RANDOM.

85. NEED A LIFT?

86. HERRING OF SAID RED HERRING,

87. MEANING... BEACH PROM!

88. JUST GET IN THE CAR!

89. I'D SAY WE'RE ABOUT 15 MILES OUTSIDE OF DOWNTOWN,

90. HEADING NORTHWEST.

91. APPROXIMATELY THREE DEGREES,

92. NEAR THAT SHOE STORE I LIKE.

93. BUT...

94. YEP, WE'D OVERSHOOT IT BY ABOUT 900 FEET.

95. AH! SEA TURTLE FAN CLUB!

96. I JUST PAID MY DUES. THAT'S SO NICE, RIGBY.

97. AND TIME TO TURN AROUND.

98. HUH?

99. UH, MAKE A U-TURN UP HERE.

100. OKAY?

101. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE GET OUT AND GO BEHIND THE HOUSE.

102. HMM...

103. I'VE GOT IT.

104. YOU'RE BUILDING A HOT-AIR

105. FOR US TO RIDE IN.

106. THAT STUFF'S FOR A BIRTHDAY AT THE PARK LATER,

107. BETTER BE BACK FOR.

108. I'M NOT WORKING IT BY MYSELF AFTER LAST TIME.

109. LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT BRUSH FIRE,

110. BUT I DON'T THINK WE'LL MAKE IT BACK IN TIME.

111. RIGBY'S PLAN MIGHT LAST ALL MONTH.

112. SPEAKING OF WHICH, ROUND 'EM UP! BACK IN THE CAR!

113. NOT COOL, BROS!

114. RIGBY, I HAVE TO SAY THIS IS THE BEST SURPRISE YOU'VE EVER DONE.

115. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS.

116. WELL, YOU WON'T, UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT'S THAT WAY!

117. UH, THAT SEEMS KIND OF SHADY.

118. YEAH. VERY SHADY.

119. IS THERE EVEN TIME?

120. IF WE GO THIS WAY.

121. OH, NO. WE'LL MAKE IT. TRUST ME.

122. DUDE, THE SUN'S GOING DOWN.

123. THAT THING THAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO IS GONNA END SOON.

124. CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH! TRUST ME.

125. NOW GO OVER THAT HILL.

126. COME ON, MAN. WE GOT TO TURN AROUND.

127. BEING HERE.

128. MORDECAI, CHILL. THESE GUYS ARE PROBABLY COOL.

129. WE JUST NEED TO DRIVE PAST. WE'LL BLEND RIGHT IN.

130. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. JUST KEEP DRIVING. JUST...

131. NOT OKAY. NOT ALL RIGHT!

132. WOW. I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S NEXT.

133. BEYOND ALL REASON, THOUGH.

134. UM, CAN I HELP YOU?

135. I'D SAY Y'ALL DON'T BLEND RIGHT IN.

136. WHERE ARE YOU HEADED?

137. SORRY. CAN'T TELL YOU.

138. MY GIRLFRIEND.

139. YOU UNDERSTAND. OH, A SURPRISE, HUH?

140. YOU KNOW, MY OLD MAN SURPRISED ME ONCE.

141. NOW HE'S DEAD...

142. SET ON NEVER SURPRISING ME AGAIN!

143. LONG STORY SHORT, YOU BEST BE TELLING ME WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

144. NO SURPRISES ON THE ROAD. THAT'S THE BIKER LAW.

145. NO! IT'S A SURPRISE!

146. RIGBY, COME ON.

147. YEAH, HERE. I CAN JUST ACT SURPRISED LATER.

148. RIGBY! OH, MY GOSH! I LOVE IT!

149. THAT'S NOT A REAL SURPRISE FACE!

150. YEAH, PATHETIC!

151. RIGBY, JUST TELL HIM.

152. DUDE, IT'S OVER. NO! NEVER!

153. TELL ME!

154. THESE AREN'T RATIONAL GUYS, RIGBY.

155. UH, SIR, I CAN TELL YOU. WE'RE GONNA —

156. NO! I WANT TO HEAR IT FROM THIS GUY!

157. AAH! AAH!

158. OH! AAH!

159. WITHHOLD INFORMATION, WE THROW YOU OFF THE CLIFF.

160. SECOND BIKER LAW.

161. MY EXTERIOR!

162. YOU GONNA TELL US NOW?

163. NO!

164. HOW ABOUT NOW?

165. NO!

166. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL THEM, RIGBY.

167. I'D REALLY LIKE TO LIVE TO SEE THE SURPRISE.

168. BUT TELLING THEM WOULDN'T MAKE IT A SURPRISE ANYMORE.

169. I'VE BEEN AT THIS FOR TOO LONG. I'M NOT GIVING UP NOW.

170. GET 'EM OUT OF THE CAR!

171. NOW, COME ON, BOY. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.

172. I'D REALLY LIKE TO KNOW WHAT THAT SURPRISE IS.

173. YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE!

174. I'D RATHER DIE

175. THAT MIGHT SURPRISE EILEEN.

176. I'LL NEVER BREAK.

177. SO BE IT. YOU'RE GONNA GET IT.

178. RIGBY!

179. ALL RIGHT! LADIES FIRST!

180. AAH!

181. I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

182. ALL RIGHT! YOU WIN! I'LL TELL YOU!

183. GUYS? GUYS?

184. SURPRISE!

185. A GIANT STRAWBERRY!

186. WHAT?

187. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! "SEEDS OF AGONY" BY JONNO?

188. I'M REALLY HERE!

189. THE SEA TURTLE CLUB,

190. THE BALLOON AT THE PARK, THE OBSERVATORY...

191. BUT THEN WE ENDED UP HERE. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

192. NOTHING!

193. YOU GUYS, TOO?

194. I KNEW IT!

195. YOU SLIPPERY DEVIL. BRILLIANT.

196. I KNEW I COULDN'T OUTSMART YOU,

197. OF ALL TIME!

198. ARE YOU SURPRISED? YES, I'M SURPRISED!

199. AND I'M SORRY I COULDN'T JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.

200. AND A CURSE.

201. FOR STICKING WITH ME.

202. I REALLY LOVE THIS SURPRISE, RIGBY.

203. AHH.

204. ALSO, WHO ARE THESE GUYS?

205. OH, WE'RE THE TROUPE

206. YOU ATTENDED.

207. WITHIN SECONDS OF ARRIVAL.

208. A-AND LENT A HAND.

209. YES, IT WAS A DELIGHT TO REPRISE OUR ROLES.

210. OH, I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR,

211. WITH FEAR TO GUESS.

212. FROM THE CAR?

213. YEAH. SURPRISE ME.

214. HA.

215. DUDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR PLAN WORKED.

216. YEAH, IT WAS SWEET. THEN IT WAS TERRIFYING.

217. BUT NOW IT'S SWEET AGAIN.

218. THAT MOTORCYCLE GANG.

219. PART OF THE SURPRISE. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

220. REGARDLESS, I'M STILL REALLY IMPRESSED YOU DID ALL THAT.

221. WELL, IT'S EILEEN.

222. WE ALSO DO MUSICALS!

223. BAD SHOW.

224. ALL RIGHT, POPS. WHY ARE WE WEARING THESE GOOFY SHIRTS?

225. "WIN THAT PRIZE"!

226. WAIT, ISN'T THAT THAT GAME SHOW

227. OF A BUNCH OF WORTHLESS JUNK?

228. - YES. - I DON'T KNOW, POPS.

229. I'VE BEEN ON A FEW GAME SHOWS,

230. AND THEY'RE NOT AS MUCH FUN AS YOU'D THINK.

231. WONDERFUL PRIZES.

232. YEAH. PRIZES THAT YOU HAVE TO REPORT ON YOUR TAXES.

233. - SORRY, POPS. - SORRY, I GOT A LOT TO DO.

234. TO WASH.

235. WELL, IF YOU'VE ALL BEEN ON GAME SHOWS,

236. THEN I GUESS IT'S MY TURN.

237. GOOD MORNING.

238. I'M HERE FOR "WIN THAT PRIZE."

239. YOU'RE EARLY. TAPING DOESN'T START TILL 5:00.

240. THE MATCHING DINETTE SET.

241. IT'S TRUE, THEY DO SAY THAT.

242. THE SOUND STAGE TILL 5:00.

243. OKAY,

244. CARTER AND BRIGGS LANE.

245. NOT CARTER AND BRIGGS WAY.

246. THE STATUE OF RGB2.

247. - THAT? - GOT IT.

248. GREAT. NEXT YOU'LL WANT TO HANG A LOUIE

249. AND GO LEFT, RIGHT, RIGHT,

250. IS STAGE 9,

251. "WIN THAT PRIZE."

252. OKAY.

253. JUST USE THIS MAP.

254. HUH? AH, WELL.

255. AND THEN...

256. AND THEN...

257. YOU'RE LATE FOR YOUR CALL TIME.

258. iQUE LASTIMA!

259. MARIA!

260. UN GRANDE CABEZA!

261. OH, MY!

262. NOW, WHAT DID THE GUARD SAY AGAIN?

263. ROGER, ROGER, ROGER, ROGER, ROGER!

264. I WOULD OFFER YOU DESSERT,

265. YOU'RE WATCHING YOUR FIGURE!

266. WHERE'S THE GIRL, YOU CLOWN?

267. I THINK SHE'S BACK AT THE BIRTHDAY PARTY.

268. WHERE YOU MADE THIS?

269. WHAT'S THIS SUPPOSED TO BE, ANYWAY?

270. I TOLD YOU! I DON'T KNOW!

271. IS THAT A CRIME?

272. "IS THAT A CRIME?"

273. OH, I'M FAMISHED.

274. OOH.

275. NO, NO, NO.

276. YOU CALL THIS BACON?

277. I CALL IT "CANCELLED".

278. PUT IT ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK.

279. OH, NOW YOU'RE GONNA CRY?

280. MMM.

281. BACON!

282. MMM, MMM.

283. JOLLY GOOD SHOW.

284. HOLD THE PHONE. YOU!

285. ME?

286. THIS WAS A GOOD SHOW.

287. ABOUT IT?

288. UM, THE BACON?

289. IT'S WARM AND CRISPY AND TASTES YUMMY IN MY TUMMY.

290. I LIKE YOUR POSITIVITY.

291. ERNIE, I WANT NOTHING BUT TIGHT SHOTS OF BACON.

292. EVERYBODY ELSE, YOU'RE FIRED!

293. AMY BLITZ POWERS,

294. HERE AT THE YZB.

295. I'M POPS.

296. "WIN THAT PRIZE"?

297. "WIN THAT" WHAT?

298. SO, POPS, IF YOU WANT THE JOB, YOU'VE GOT IT.

299. JOB?

300. HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

301. Ms. Blitz Powers, your 11:00.

302. SEND HIM IN.

303. AMY, IT'S A DISASTER.

304. THE "HAPPY FUN TIME PALS" TOYS AREN'T SELLING!

305. HUH. POPS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

306. IF THE SHOW'S CALLED "HAPPY FUN TIME PALS,"

307. SHOULDN'T THE TOYS BE HAPPY?

308. IT'S JUST SO CRAZY, IT MIGHT WORK!

309. YES!

310. Amy, S&P.

311. BRING 'EM ON!

312. AMY. WE CAN'T RUN "MAN PUNCHER".

313. THE MAN, THE PUNCHING — IT'S TOO IMITATABLE!

314. PREMISE, AND WE NEED IT NOW!

315. ABOUT HUGS?

316. TO DEATH.

317. "MANCRUSHER"!

318. BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT —

319. NEXT!

320. WHAT? IS IT TOO MUCH?

321. OH, NICE ZOMBIE... WALK.

322. POPS, SCABBY GROSSMAN, MASTER MAKEUP ARTIST.

323. HE'S ON "ZOMBIE WALKERS".

324. LOOK LIKE ANYBODY.

325. OKAY, THIS HAS ALL BEEN VERY NICE,

326. "WIN THAT PRIZE" NOW.

327. "WIN THAT PRIZE" OVER ON STAGE 9?

328. THAT'S WHERE I'M GOING LATER.

329. YOU ARE? TAKE ME WITH YOU!

330. AMY! SMILING DOLL NUMBERS ARE UP, UP, UP!

331. LOVE "MANCRUSHER".

332. THEY WANT EIGHT SEASONS, AND THEY WANT IT NOW!

333. WILL AND BILL?

334. POPS, YOU'RE MY LUCKY CHARM!

335. MMM-MWAH!

336. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

337. "WIN THAT PRIZE" NOW?

338. WELL, YOUR SCHEDULE IS REALLY FULL.

339. OH, WAIT. IT LOOKS LIKE

340. JUST KIDDING.

341. MEMO FROM THE PRESIDENT, AND HE WANTS TO SEE YOU.

342. OHHH.

343. "WIN THAT PRIZE."

344. POPS.

345. MY SECOND-IN-COMMAND.

346. TELL ME.

347. BEEN WITH THE COMPANY?

348. TODAY'S MY FIRST DAY.

349. LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.

350. IN FACT, THAT'S WHEN IT WAS — YESTERDAY.

351. WHA— EH...

352. I WAS ON THE STUDIO TOUR, AND THEN THEY GAVE ME A JOB.

353. I KEEP GETTING PROMOTED.

354. BUT HOW ARE YOU SO OLD?

355. WELL, WORKING IN TV TAKES A LOT OUT OF YOU.

356. 121 SHOWS IN DEVELOPMENT, 203 CHANNELS.

357. I GOT TO WATCH THEM ALL.

358. I'M TRAPPED HERE.

359. ME TOO!

360. IS TO BE ON "WIN THAT PRIZE."

361. I FOUND A WAY OUT.

362. YOU HAVE?

363. Shh.

364. CONGRATS.

365. YOU'RE GETTING ANOTHER PROMOTION.

366. NOOOO!

367. EL GRANDE CABEZA!

368. HEY!

369. BAD SHOW.

370. BAD SHOW.

371. "WIN THAT PRIZE"!

372. WE'LL BE BACK IN A MOMENT WITH AN ALL-NEW EPISODE.

373. GOOD SHOW.

374. HELP ME.

375. Pops,

376. Vice President Lamprey's here to see you.

377. POPS, WE HAVE — POPS?

378. ONE ALLIGATOR, TWO ALLI—

379. HUH? WAIT A MINUTE.

380. THIS BODY IS DEFINITELY FAKE!

381. COULD HAVE MADE THIS?

382. WIN! THAT! PRIZE!

383. GROSSMAN.

384. WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.

385. SCABBY! WE KNOW YOU HELPED POPS ESCAPE!

386. TALKING ABOUT?

387. WE FOUND THE DUMMY!

388. OH, RIGHT.

389. YEAH, MR. POPS ASKED ME TO MAKE IT FOR HIM.

390. "WHAT'S THIS FOR?"

391. "FOR A MUSEUM", HE SAYS.

392. WITH THAT,

393. "WIN THAT PRIZE."

394. TO GET LENNY PRIZE'S ATTENTION.

395. YOU EVER BEEN ON THAT SHOW? IT'S A BLAST.

396. THIS GALLON OF MILK.

397. TO ESCAPE.

398. YOU'RE FIRED!

399. FROM THE PREMISES.

400. HUH? SO LONG!

401. SPREAD OUT.

402. THE YZB NEEDS POPS.

403. SEARCHED.

404. LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED.

405. HEY, GUY. WHO YOU LOOKING FOR?

406. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WE FIRED YOU!

407. WHAT? UGH, THAT'S ALL I NEED!

408. FIRST, MR. POPS ASKED ME TO MAKE A DUMMY OF HIMSELF,

409. MAKE HIM UP TO LOOK LIKE ME!

410. "IT'S FOR A COSTUME PARTY", HE SAYS.

411. I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO GO ON "WIN THAT PRIZE."

412. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

413. I SAID I DIDN'T GET TO GO ON "WIN THAT PRIZE."

414. YOU OKAY?

415. WE FOUND THE DUMMY!

416. "FOR A MUSEUM", HE SAYS.

417. I DRESSED UP LIKE A WOMBAT.

418. SO LONG!

419. NO.

420. OKAY, THIS HAS ALL BEEN VERY NICE,

421. "WIN THAT PRIZE" NOW.

422. AFTER I WAS DONE WITH THAT,

423. "WIN THAT PRIZE."

424. YOU EVER BEEN ON THAT SHOW? IT'S A BLAST.

425. PO-O-O-O-O-O-O-PS!

426. JOLLY GOOD SHOW.

427. JOLLY GOOD SHOW, INDEED.