1. WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT.Copy !req
2. YO, RIGBY,
WHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF?Copy !req
3. WHAT?Copy !req
4. YOUR 7th-GRADE
SCIENCE PROJECTCopy !req
5. ON WHICH PIZZA BOX
MAKES THE BEST PILLOW.Copy !req
6. WHAT?Copy !req
7. DUDE, I MADE GROUNDBREAKING
DISCOVERIES WITH THAT PROJECT.Copy !req
8. COME ON,
RIGBY.Copy !req
9. WE'VE ALL DONE
EMBARRASSING STUFF.Copy !req
10. YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WAS A KID,Copy !req
11. I USED TO PEEL THE PEPPERONI OFF
OF PIZZA AND EAT IT SEPARATELY.Copy !req
12. GEEZ.Copy !req
13. HMM. OKAY.Copy !req
14. THAT'S NOT REALLY
THAT EMBARRASSING, MARGARET.Copy !req
15. I MEAN,
IF YOU WANT EMBARRASSING,Copy !req
16. THERE'S THIS MANIFESTO
I WROTE IN 6th GRADE.Copy !req
17. WAIT,
I THINK I STILL HAVE IT.Copy !req
18. HERE IT IS!Copy !req
19. "THE EILEEN PLAN."Copy !req
20. OH, WOW.Copy !req
21. "I, EILEEN ROBERTS,
DO HEREBY SWEARCopy !req
22. TO ACCOMPLISH
THE FOLLOWINGCopy !req
23. BY THE END OF MY FIRST QUARTER
CENTURY ON PLANET EARTH."Copy !req
24. "ONE — LOWER AGE OF
PRESIDENTIAL ELIGIBILITY TO 25.Copy !req
25. TWO —
ACHIEVE PRESIDENCY."Copy !req
26. TELL ME,
HOW'S IT COMING WITH THOSE?Copy !req
27. HEY,
I'VE STILL GOT TIME.Copy !req
28. YEAH, YOU CAN TOTALLY DO THAT
STUFF BY THE TIME YOU'RE 44.Copy !req
29. WHAT? NO, A QUARTER CENTURY
IS 25 YEARS.Copy !req
30. YEAH, I KNEW THAT.Copy !req
31. "NUMBER THREE —
MARRY SOMEONE BRILLIANT,Copy !req
32. PREFERABLY WITH SEVERAL PANTS
UNDER HIS BELT"?Copy !req
33. "PATENTS."Copy !req
34. OH, "PATENTS."Copy !req
35. "BUT JUST SUPER SMART
IS OKAY, TOO"?Copy !req
36. OH, MAN!Copy !req
37. I DON'T EVEN KNOW
ANYONE LIKE THAT,Copy !req
38. MUCH LESS
AM I MARRIED TO HIM.Copy !req
39. YEAH, PRETTY FUNNY.Copy !req
40. "NUMBER FOUR — ELIMINATE
ALLERGIC RESPONSES TO PEANUTS."Copy !req
41. HEY, MORDECAI?Copy !req
42. HEY, MORDECAI?Copy !req
43. HEY, MORDECAI.
AH, WHAT?Copy !req
44. DO YOU THINK
I'M DUMB?
YES.Copy !req
45. OKAY, YEAH. I THOUGHT SO.
I WAS JUST CHECKING.Copy !req
46. NO, YOU'RE NOT DUMB.Copy !req
47. I WAS
JUST KIDDING.Copy !req
48. YOU'RE... SMART?Copy !req
49. IN YOUR OWN WAY?Copy !req
50. DUDE,
WHERE'S THIS COMING FROM?Copy !req
51. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN COOL
WITH BEING DUMB.Copy !req
52. IT'S JUST...Copy !req
53. THE EILEEN PLAN.Copy !req
54. EVEN IF I WAS SMART
IN MY OWN WAY,Copy !req
55. WHICH I'M NOT,
I'M STILL NOT BRILLIANT.Copy !req
56. I HAVE ZERO PATENTS
OR PANTS.Copy !req
57. YOU'RE OVERREACTING,
MAN.Copy !req
58. EILEEN DOESN'T CARE
ABOUT THAT STUFF ANYMORE.Copy !req
59. BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW I DIDN'T
GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL.Copy !req
60. IF I'M EVER GONNA BE
THE BRILLIANT GUY OF HER DREAMS,Copy !req
61. THAT'S THE LEAST
I CAN DO.Copy !req
62. SO, LET ME
GET THIS STRAIGHT —Copy !req
63. YOU, AN ADULT,
WANT TO ENROLL AT THIS SCHOOLCopy !req
64. SO YOU CAN GET
YOUR DIPLOMACopy !req
65. BECAUSE YOU'RE CURRENTLY
TOO DUMB.Copy !req
66. PRETTY MUCH,
YEAH.Copy !req
67. NOT A CHANCE,
RIGBY.Copy !req
68. YOU PUT ME THROUGH ENOUGH GRIEF
THE FIRST TIME YOU WENT HERE.Copy !req
69. OH, COME ON,
PRINCIPAL DEAN!Copy !req
70. I KNOW I SCREWED UP
IN HIGH SCHOOL,Copy !req
71. BUT I SWEAR
I'VE CHANGED.Copy !req
72. FINE.Copy !req
73. I SHOULDN'T DO THIS,
BUT...Copy !req
74. HMM...Copy !req
75. YOU STILL NEED THREE CLASSES
TO GRADUATE —Copy !req
76. A SCIENCE, A PHYS ED,
AND A LANGUAGE.Copy !req
77. CHOOSE ONE TO START,
AND I SUGGEST YOU BE REALISTIC.Copy !req
78. I WILL.
THANKS, PRINCIPAL DEAN.Copy !req
79. YOU WON'T
REGRET THIS.Copy !req
80. SO,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
81. HMM...
OH, DUDE, PERFECT.Copy !req
82. INTRO TO GEOLOGY.
REMEMBER?Copy !req
83. NOT REALLY.Copy !req
84. "ROCKS FOR JOCKS."
"NO ONE EVER FAILS."Copy !req
85. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
86. ALL THE ATHLETES TOOK IT 'CAUSE
IT WAS BASICALLY A FREE PASS.Copy !req
87. PIECE OF CAKE.
I'LL DO IT.Copy !req
88. YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT HANGING
OUT WITH JOCKS ALL SEMESTER?Copy !req
89. NAH, I'M GONNA RULE THAT PLACE
LIKE A KING.Copy !req
90. SETTLE DOWN,
CLASS.Copy !req
91. WE'VE GOT A RETURNING STUDENT
WITH US TODAY.Copy !req
92. RIGBY, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO COME TO THE FRONTCopy !req
93. AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF?Copy !req
94. HEY, DUDES, LET ME RAP TO YOU
ABOUT —Copy !req
95. 'SUP?Copy !req
96. I'M RIGBY,
BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME RIGBONE.Copy !req
97. YOU GUYS HAVE ACTUALLY
PROBABLY HEARD OF ME.Copy !req
98. I USED TO GO TO THIS SCHOOL.Copy !req
99. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
100. MY OLDER BROTHER STEPPED
ON YOUR NECK IN GYM CLASS.Copy !req
101. DIDN'T YOU FLUNK OUT?Copy !req
102. N-NO.Copy !req
103. YEAH, RIGHT.Copy !req
104. WHATEVER!
I ONLY CAME BACK HERECopy !req
105. TO PROVE SOMETHING
TO MY GIRLFRIEND, ANYWAY.Copy !req
106. OH, COOL.Copy !req
107. IS SHE
A 100-YEAR-OLD DROPOUT, TOO?Copy !req
108. NO.Copy !req
109. SHE'S SUPER COOL
AND, LIKE, A GENIUS.Copy !req
110. YOU'RE OLD.Copy !req
111. AIDEN,
BRAEDEN, JAYDEN!Copy !req
112. BEHAVE YOURSELF,
OR YOU WON'T PASS THIS CLASS.Copy !req
113. MRS. KESSLER,
NOBODY'S EVER FAILED YOUR CLASS.Copy !req
114. THAT'S TRUE.
OKAY.Copy !req
115. SO, FROM LAST WEEK,
WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS IS CALLED?Copy !req
116. AND REMEMBER,
WE RULED OUT ROCK HOLE.Copy !req
117. OHH!Copy !req
118. WOW.Copy !req
119. YOU NEVER
STUDIED THIS HARDCopy !req
120. WHEN YOU WERE ACTUALLY
IN HIGH SCHOOL.Copy !req
121. FAILURE'S NOT AN OPTION,
DUDE.Copy !req
122. IF EILEEN
WANTS SOMEONE BRILLIANT,Copy !req
123. SHE'S GONNA GET
SOMEONE BRILLIANT.Copy !req
124. HEY, EILEEN.Copy !req
125. OHH,
THAT WAS TONIGHT?Copy !req
126. AAH.
SORRY, I CAN'T.Copy !req
127. UH... BECAUSE...Copy !req
128. MORDECAI GOT DUMPED AGAIN.
THAT GUY, RIGHT?Copy !req
129. DUDE,
WHAT THE...?Copy !req
130. Shh. YEAH, IT'S REAL
TOUCH-AND-GO RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
131. HE NEEDS
MY SUPPORT.Copy !req
132. WE'RE STILL ON
FOR FRIDAY, THOUGH!Copy !req
133. THE BIG DANCE THING
WE PLANNED FOR MONTHS!Copy !req
134. GOT TO GO.
SEE YA!Copy !req
135. THAT'S THE THIRD THING I'VE
HAD TO TURN DOWN THIS WEEK.Copy !req
136. DUDE,
JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH.Copy !req
137. NOT UNTIL
I'M BRILLIANT.Copy !req
138. YOU HEAR THAT?Copy !req
139. I HEARD IT,
MRS. K.Copy !req
140. I'M SURE EVERYONE DID, BUT
THANKS FOR RESPONDING, RIGBY.Copy !req
141. WELL, ANYWAY,
THE HOLLOW SOUNDCopy !req
142. IS HOW YOU CAN TELL
IF A ROCK IS A GEODE.Copy !req
143. LOOK AT THAT.
GORGEOUS.Copy !req
144. WE'LL SEE PLENTY OF THESE
ON OUR FIELD TRIP FRIDAY NIGHT.Copy !req
145. UM...Copy !req
146. EXCUSE ME.
WHAT FIELD TRIP?Copy !req
147. THE SPELUNKING FIELD TRIP —Copy !req
148. THE SECOND REQUIREMENT
FOR THIS CLASS.Copy !req
149. UM,
WHAT'S THE FIRST?Copy !req
150. THE BIG TEST
THAT EVERYONE PASSES.Copy !req
151. SO BASICALLY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS SHOW UP FOR THE FIELD TRIP,Copy !req
152. AND YOU'LL PASS.Copy !req
153. BUT I HAVE A BIG DATE
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND THAT NIGHT.Copy !req
154. I'M JUST SAYING
IF YOU WANT TO PASS,Copy !req
155. YOU GOT TO
SHOW UP TO THE CAVE.Copy !req
156. HELLO.Copy !req
157. HEY, RIGBY!
YOU READY FOR OUR DATE TONIGHT?Copy !req
158. THE MODERN DANCE
U.S.A. TROUPECopy !req
159. ONLY COMES THROUGH TOWN
ONCE A YEAR,Copy !req
160. AND THIS YEAR, THEY'RE LETTING
THE AUDIENCE PARTICIPATE.Copy !req
161. Aah!
This is so special!Copy !req
162. Like, unprecedented,
and will never be repeated.Copy !req
163. ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
164. I'M NOT FEELING SO HOT,
EILEEN.Copy !req
165. I CAN BRING YOU
SOME LOZENGES.Copy !req
166. NO, I DON'T EAT SHELLFISH.
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
167. I THINK I BETTER
STAY IN TONIGHT,Copy !req
168. TAKE CARE
OF THE OLD RIG-BOD.Copy !req
169. CAN WE RESCHEDULE
FOR TOMORROW?Copy !req
170. W-WELL, THE DANCE TROUPE
IS ONLY HERE ONE NIGHT.Copy !req
171. BUT YEAH,
OF COURSE.Copy !req
172. GET SOME REST.Copy !req
173. THANKS.
I WILL.Copy !req
174. SEE YOU TOMORROW.Copy !req
175. YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE THIS,
OLD MAN RIGBY?Copy !req
176. YEAH,
IT'S PRETTY DARK IN THERE.Copy !req
177. OOOOH!Copy !req
178. I'LL BE FINE.Copy !req
179. I'M FRIENDS WITH A CAVEMAN —
GREG.Copy !req
180. OH, OKAY.
GREG THE CAVEMAN.Copy !req
181. LEAVE RIGBY ALONE.Copy !req
182. HE'S JUST TRYING
TO GET AN EDUCATION.Copy !req
183. LET'S TRY
TO STAY FOCUSED, HUH?Copy !req
184. IT'S EASY TO FALL DOWN A CAVE
HOLE BUT HARDER TO COME OUT.Copy !req
185. GETTING STUCK
IN THE CAVECopy !req
186. WOULDN'T PREVENT YOU
FROM PASSING THE CLASSCopy !req
187. BUT COULD PREVENT YOU
FROM BEING ALIVE.Copy !req
188. ANYWAY,
FOLLOW ME.Copy !req
189. OH, HEY, EILEEN.Copy !req
190. RIGBY'S NOT BACK FROM
HIS FIELD TRIP TO THE CAVE YET.Copy !req
191. HE'S... NOT HOME SICK?Copy !req
192. NO, I THINK
THE CLASS... UH...Copy !req
193. THE CLASS OF...Copy !req
194. ILLNESS HE HAS
INVOLVES AN ADDICTION TO CAVES?Copy !req
195. SO HE'S AT A CAVE NOW.
HEH.Copy !req
196. I SEE.Copy !req
197. YOU'RE NOT BUYING THIS,
ARE YOU?
NO.Copy !req
198. THEN CAN I
HAVE THE SOUP?Copy !req
199. WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!Copy !req
200. THAT WAS 150,000 YEARS OLD!Copy !req
201. COOL.Copy !req
202. SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS!Copy !req
203. GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH YOUR
STALACTITES, YOU DUMB JOCKS.Copy !req
204. YOU, LIKE, REMIND ME OF MY DAD.
HE'S FUNNY AND OLD.Copy !req
205. OH, YEAH, HE'S SO OLD,
AND HE'S SO FUNNY.Copy !req
206. EILEEN?Copy !req
207. RIGBY!Copy !req
208. HOW DID THE OLD MAN
LAND SUCH A MEGA BABE?Copy !req
209. WELL... NO!Copy !req
210. YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIKE
BEING LIED TO BY MY BOYFRIEND!Copy !req
211. I MISSED THE DANCE SHOW
TO BRING YOU SOUP!Copy !req
212. EILEEN!Copy !req
213. WAIT!Copy !req
214. NOT SO FAST,
RIGBY.Copy !req
215. BUT I HAVE TO
GET MY GIRLFRIEND!Copy !req
216. JUST SAYING, IF YOU WANT
TO PASS THIS CLASS —Copy !req
217. PASSING DOESN'T MATTER
IF I DON'T HAVE EILEEN.Copy !req
218. HOLD UP!Copy !req
219. EILEEN?
COME OUT AND TALK TO ME!Copy !req
220. GO AWAY, RIGBY!Copy !req
221. LYING TO ME
FOR WEEKSCopy !req
222. SO YOU CAN SIT AROUND IN A CAVE
WITH HIGH-SCHOOL KIDS?Copy !req
223. YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST
LEAVE ME HERE TO —Copy !req
224. EILEEN!Copy !req
225. EILEEN,
ARE YOU OKAY?Copy !req
226. DID YOU
FALL DOWN THE ROCK HOLE?Copy !req
227. I'M OKAY,
BUT IT'S PITCH-BLACK DOWN HERE.Copy !req
228. I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO GET OUT.Copy !req
229. I'M COMING DOWN.Copy !req
230. ACTUALLY, IT WOULD BE BETTER
IF YOU WENT TO GET HELP.Copy !req
231. OHH.Copy !req
232. EILEEN,
I CAN EXPLAIN.Copy !req
233. I WAS GOING TO THE HOSPITAL,
BUT I GOT LOST.Copy !req
234. RIGBY, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SICK!
JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH.Copy !req
235. OKAY.Copy !req
236. I'M NOT JUST HANGING OUT
IN A CAVE WITH TEENS FOR FUN.Copy !req
237. I...Copy !req
238. I NEVER GRADUATED
FROM HIGH SCHOOL.Copy !req
239. REALLY?Copy !req
240. THIS WHOLE CAVE THING
IS JUST FOR SCHOOL CREDITCopy !req
241. SO I CAN GRADUATE
AND GET MY DIPLOMA.Copy !req
242. I NEVER CARED
UNTIL I SAW THE EILEEN PLAN,Copy !req
243. BUT NOW
ALL I CAN THINK ABOUTCopy !req
244. IS HOW YOU'RE GONNA BE
THE PRESIDENT,Copy !req
245. AND I'M JUST GONNA BE
SOME JERK YOU USED TO DATE.Copy !req
246. BUT I DON'T NEED
A GENIUS.Copy !req
247. I LIKE YOU
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.Copy !req
248. YEAH?
YEAH.Copy !req
249. OHH! OHH!Copy !req
250. WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
251. IT'S WAY TOO DARK
TO FIND A WAY OUT.Copy !req
252. HMM...
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
253. NO.Copy !req
254. RIGBY,
ARE YOU DIGGING?Copy !req
255. IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE DIGGING.Copy !req
256. YOU KNOW CAVES ARE ALREADY
UNDERGROUND, RIGHT?Copy !req
257. AHA!Copy !req
258. HERE!
IT'S POINTY.
WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
259. IT'S QUARTZ.Copy !req
260. NOW I JUST NEED...
OHH!Copy !req
261. PENTLANDITE!Copy !req
262. HA!
IT WORKED!Copy !req
263. STILL NOT
ENOUGH LIGHT.Copy !req
264. WHAT NOW?
Shh.Copy !req
265. LISTEN.Copy !req
266. IT'S HOLLOW.
UH-HUH.
AND CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
267. OOH! PURPLE GEODE
WITH JASPER BANDING.Copy !req
268. CLASSY.
THANKS.Copy !req
269. NOW, IF I...Copy !req
270. UH,
HERE WE GO.Copy !req
271. WOW! IT'S...Copy !req
272. GORGEOUS.Copy !req
273. RIGBY, LOOK.Copy !req
274. RIGBY,
THAT WAS PRETTY AMAZING.Copy !req
275. YEAH.
I LIKE THIS FEELING.Copy !req
276. YOU KNOW, EVEN IF I MIGHT
NEVER BE BRILLIANT,Copy !req
277. I STILL WANT
TO GET MY DIPLOMA...Copy !req
278. FOR YOU
AND FOR ME.Copy !req
279. I RESPECT THAT.Copy !req
280. UM, HEY, EILEEN?
YEAH?Copy !req
281. CAN I TRY SOMETHING
WHEN WE'RE WALKING OUT?Copy !req
282. OKAY.Copy !req
283. WELL,
THEY'RE DEAD FOR SURE.Copy !req
284. OH, THE PRINCIPAL'S GONNA HAVE
MY HEAD FOR THIS.Copy !req
285. LOOK!Copy !req
286. YEAH!Copy !req
287. I KNOW EVERYONE PASSES THIS
CLASS, BUT RIGBY JUST ACED IT.Copy !req
288. I GET TO CARRY YOU
NEXT TIME.Copy !req
289. DEAL.Copy !req
290. DID YOU ENJOY YOUR MEAL,
SIR?Copy !req
291. YOU BET!Copy !req
292. KUNG PAO CHICKEN
AND WHITE RICE —Copy !req
293. MY FAVORITE MEAL
THREE YEARS RUNNING.Copy !req
294. AH, THANK YOU.Copy !req
295. FORTUNE COOKIE.Copy !req
296. WOULDN'T WANT
TO FORGET THAT.Copy !req
297. IT'S THE HIGHLIGHT
OF MY NIGHT.Copy !req
298. HUH.Copy !req
299. "ADVENTURE COMES
TO THOSE WHO SEEK IT."Copy !req
300. HMM.Copy !req
301. HM-HM!Copy !req
302. TIME TO ACE
A FOREIGN-LANGUAGE CLASS!Copy !req
303. BUENOS DAY-OS!Copy !req
304. BONE JUICE!Copy !req
305. GRUNTON TOG!Copy !req
306. WELL, RIGBY, YOU DID IT.Copy !req
307. YOU FAILED ALL
YOUR FOREIGN-LANGUAGE CLASSES.Copy !req
308. MAKES ME SO SAD SEEING YOU
WALKING THROUGH THE HALLS,Copy !req
309. A GROWN MAN FLOATING AROUND
LIKE A GHOST.Copy !req
310. WHY DO I EVEN NEED
A FOREIGN LANGUAGE, ANYWAY?Copy !req
311. IT'S NOT LIKE I'LL EVER USE IT
IN REAL LIFE.Copy !req
312. I CAN GET BY
ON MY STREET SMARTS —Copy !req
313. JUST WALKIN' AROUND,
TALKIN' TO PEOPLE,Copy !req
314. TALKIN' ON THE STREET,
LIKE, "HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'?"Copy !req
315. JUST PASS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE
SOMEHOW AND GRADUATE ALREADY!Copy !req
316. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!Copy !req
317. AND THEN WE JUST SAT THERE
CRYING FOR 10 MINUTES.Copy !req
318. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
DUDE?Copy !req
319. HELLO, EVERYONE.Copy !req
320. I HAVE A VERY SHOCKING
ANNOUNCEMENT.Copy !req
321. I'M GONNA GO TO CHINA
AND TEACH ENGLISH FOR A MONTH.Copy !req
322. WHOA!Copy !req
323. THAT'S AWESOME!
I KNOW!Copy !req
324. THEY EVEN
COVER MY PLANE TICKET.Copy !req
325. BENSON,
DO YOU EVEN KNOW ANY CHINESE?Copy !req
326. UH, NO.
BUT I'M TEACHING ENGLISH, SO...Copy !req
327. WELL, EVERYBODY,
HAVE A GOOD MONTH,Copy !req
328. AND
YOU KNOW WHAT I ALWAYS SAY,Copy !req
329. "ADVENTURE COMES
TO THOSE WHO SEEK IT."Copy !req
330. CLOSE THE WINDOW.Copy !req
331. SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT
YOUR FOREIGN LANGUAGE, RIGBY?Copy !req
332. RIGBY?Copy !req
333. RIGBY?Copy !req
334. DOES ANYBODY KNOW
WHERE THE SCHOOL IS?Copy !req
335. UH, XUE XIAO?Copy !req
336. XUE XIAO?Copy !req
337. OH, BENSON!Copy !req
338. WE'RE SO EXCITED TO HAVE
FOREIGN ENGLISH TEACHER.Copy !req
339. THANKS SO MUCH,
PRINCIPAL ZANG.Copy !req
340. ZHANG?
ZHANG!Copy !req
341. OH, I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT MY OUTFIT.Copy !req
342. THE AIRLINE
LOST MY LUGGAGE.Copy !req
343. UH, NO, IT'S A GOOD SHIRT.Copy !req
344. SO, DO I GET REIMBURSED
FOR MY TICKET NOW, OR...?Copy !req
345. OH, YOU ONLY GET PLANE TICKET
IF YOUR KIDS IMPRESSCopy !req
346. AT THE BIG ENGLISH PERFORMANCE
AT END OF SEMESTER.Copy !req
347. HUGE ASSEMBLY —
WHOLE SCHOOL WATCHING!Copy !req
348. SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
349. YES. VERY FUNNY.
BUT IT'S VERY SERIOUS.Copy !req
350. WELL —
STICK TO THE BOOK
AND YOU'LL BE FINE.Copy !req
351. UH...Copy !req
352. UH... HELLO?Copy !req
353. HI!Copy !req
354. HEH HEH.
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
355. WELL, UH...Copy !req
356. MY NAME IS BENSON DUNWOODY.Copy !req
357. YOU CAN CALL ME BENSON
OR MR. BENSON.Copy !req
358. I WAS TOLD YOU ALREADY HAVE
ENGLISH NAMES,Copy !req
359. SO WE'LL START
WITH THE CLASS LIST.Copy !req
360. KOBE?
PRESENT.Copy !req
361. LeBRON?
PRESENT.Copy !req
362. APPLE?
PRESENT.Copy !req
363. RIGBY?Copy !req
364. YEAH-UH!Copy !req
365. RIGBY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
366. I NEED
A FOREIGN-LANGUAGE CLASS.Copy !req
367. YOU'RE TEACHING
A FOREIGN-LANGUAGE CLASS.Copy !req
368. IT'S REALLY
THE MOST CONVENIENT OPTION.Copy !req
369. HOW DID YOU
EVEN GET HERE?Copy !req
370. I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THIS STUFF
IF YOU TAKE ME TO...Copy !req
371. THIS SCHOOL!Copy !req
372. OKAY!Copy !req
373. RIGBY, GO HOME NOW.Copy !req
374. COME ON, BENSON.
ALL I NEED IS A PASSING GRADE.Copy !req
375. I'LL PASS YOU
IF YOU EARN IT.Copy !req
376. NICE!
UP TOP!Copy !req
377. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.Copy !req
378. IN THIS CLASS, WE'LL BE LEARNING
HOW TO WRITE A FORMAL LETTER.Copy !req
379. SO, NATURALLY, WE'LL START
WITH KEEPING CONCISE SYNTAX.Copy !req
380. LO SHI!
UH, WHAT?Copy !req
381. WHAT ARE YOU —
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO ME?Copy !req
382. TEACHER!Copy !req
383. TEACHER!Copy !req
384. UH, TEACHER BENSON — TEACHER!Copy !req
385. YES, UH, APPLE?Copy !req
386. WHAT DOES
EGG-SKELLENT MEAN?Copy !req
387. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
388. EH?Copy !req
389. WELL, "EGGSCELLENT"
IS MORE LIKE SLANG,Copy !req
390. SO, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT REALLY
APPLICABLE TO THIS LESSON.Copy !req
391. IT KIND OF MEANS LIKE
"REALLY COOL," BUT WITH EGGS.Copy !req
392. AH!Copy !req
393. SHENME, SHENME, SHENME.Copy !req
394. UH...Copy !req
395. WELL, UH, MAYBE IF WE HAVE TIME
AT THE END OF CLASS.Copy !req
396. RIGBY,
DO YOU HAVE GIRLFRIEND?Copy !req
397. WHY, YES, I DO, KOBE.Copy !req
398. WOW!Copy !req
399. WHAT ABOUT YOU,
MR. BENSON?Copy !req
400. UH, WELL, I'M...Copy !req
401. NOT REALLY OFFICIALLY
SEEING ANYONE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
402. WHA?Copy !req
403. DO YOU WANT ONE?Copy !req
404. I DON'T...Copy !req
405. UH, NO.Copy !req
406. IT'S NOT —
IT'S NOT REALLY RELEVANT.Copy !req
407. RIGBY,
HOW MANY HOT DOGS CAN YOU EAT?Copy !req
408. FIVE —
THREE WITH BUNS!Copy !req
409. WOW!
ME TOO!Copy !req
410. YOU'RE PRETTY EGGSCELLENT,
RIGBY.Copy !req
411. HM-HM-HM!Copy !req
412. LOOK, IF WE COULD JUST —Copy !req
413. HUH?Copy !req
414. OH, IT'S THE BELL.Copy !req
415. UH, REMEMBER TO READ YOUR BOOKS
FOR TOMORROW, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
416. HMM.Copy !req
417. AND SO, LIKE THE BOOK SAYS,Copy !req
418. SIMILAR TO ESSAY FORM,
WE SUMMARIZE IN PARAGRAPH THR—Copy !req
419. LeBRON, I TOLD YOU
TO PUT THAT PHONE AWAY!Copy !req
420. OHHHHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
421. STOP TALKING!
HM-HM-HM!
HM-HM!Copy !req
422. HM-HM-HM-HM-HM!Copy !req
423. THIS IS NOT ENGLISH!Copy !req
424. THIS IS NOT WHAT
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING!Copy !req
425. BUT WHY NOT?
IT SEEM VERY USEFUL.Copy !req
426. YEAH,
WE WANT STREET SMARTS.Copy !req
427. 'CAUSE IT'S NOT
IN THE BOOK!Copy !req
428. IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF JUNK
RIGBY SAYS,Copy !req
429. AND HE'S
FAILING THE CLASS!Copy !req
430. NOW, QUIT MESSING AROUND,
OR YOU'RE EXPELLED!Copy !req
431. OHHHHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
432. AAH!Copy !req
433. BENSON.
BIG PERFORMANCE TOMORROW.Copy !req
434. IT'S VERY GREAT.
YOU GREAT TEACHER.Copy !req
435. YOU REALLY EARN
THAT PLANE TICKET, EH?Copy !req
436. I HOPE SO.Copy !req
437. OTHERWISE I'LL BE
TRAPPED IN CHINA FOREVER.Copy !req
438. VERY FUNNY.Copy !req
439. BUT VERY SERIOUS.Copy !req
440. HELLO.Copy !req
441. YES, I'LL HAVE, UM...Copy !req
442. WELL, YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE
ANY PICTURES,Copy !req
443. SO I GUESS
I'LL HAVE THIS ONE.Copy !req
444. MM. THAT IS LIKE BLOOD CURD
AND STOMACH.Copy !req
445. MAYBE YOU DON'T LIKE IT.Copy !req
446. OH, JUST GIVE IT TO ME.Copy !req
447. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING
AN ADVENTURE IN CHINA, RIGHT?Copy !req
448. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
449. BENSON!
HI!Copy !req
450. I CAN SEE YOU!Copy !req
451. YES, YES, I SEE YOU.Copy !req
452. I'M GONNA COME INSIDE,
OKAY?Copy !req
453. NO.
DON'T COME INSIDE.Copy !req
454. HEY, BENSON.
TEACHER BENSON.Copy !req
455. S'UP, DUDE?
WHAT FOOD DID YOU ORDER?Copy !req
456. I GOT THE TRADITIONAL
MOW SHOOEY WANG.Copy !req
457. SHéN ME?Copy !req
458. THAT'S WHAT
MY GRANDPARENTS EAT.Copy !req
459. SHOULDN'T YOU TWO BE STUDYING?Copy !req
460. I'D REALLY LIKE TO BE ALONE
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
461. OH, MY BAD.
I'LL CATCH YOU OUTSIDE, RIGBY.Copy !req
462. SO, BENSON,
YOU SEEMED STRESSED.Copy !req
463. THE SCHOOL ASSEMBLY IS TOMORROW,Copy !req
464. AND IF YOU HAVEN'T
LEARNED ANYTHING,Copy !req
465. WE WON'T GET
THE PLANE TICKET HOME.Copy !req
466. BENSON, COME ON.Copy !req
467. YOU GOT TO RELAX.
LIFE TENDS TO WORK OUT.Copy !req
468. YOU JUST GOT TO LEARN
HOW TO COAST.Copy !req
469. THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING,
AND I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME!Copy !req
470. NO!
RIGBY, DON'T YOU SEE?Copy !req
471. IF YOU DON'T STUDY,
YOU'RE GONNA FAIL,Copy !req
472. AND YOU'LL NEVER TURN
INTO SOMEONE BETTER!Copy !req
473. YOU'RE STILL MAKING
THE SAME MISTAKES AS BACK HOME.Copy !req
474. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HAVE FLOWN
HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLDCopy !req
475. ONLY TO FIND OUT
YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE THE SAMECopy !req
476. NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO?Copy !req
477. OKAY. WELL, UH, I'M GONNA
LET YOU EAT YOUR FOOD.Copy !req
478. I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE PERFORMANCE TOMORROW.Copy !req
479. WHAT'S WRONG WITH TEACHER?Copy !req
480. APPLE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT
"PULLING AN ALL-NIGHTER" IS?Copy !req
481. LET'S GO!Copy !req
482. UP NEXT,
WE HAVE CLASS SEVEN.Copy !req
483. UH, BENSON, UH,
WHERE IS YOUR CLASS?Copy !req
484. UH, LOOK, MR. ZHANG,
I'M REALLY SORRY, BUT —Copy !req
485. YO, WE ABOUT TO SHOWCASE
ENGLISH UP IN THIS JOINT!Copy !req
486. YO, WHAT'S UP, APPLE?Copy !req
487. YOU READY
TO BREAK THIS THING DOWN?Copy !req
488. LAO SHI, LAO-CHIC!Copy !req
489. Boy #1:
♪ SLANG'S GOT A BANGCopy !req
490. AH, BENSON, I'VE NEVER SEEN
SUCH AMAZING DISPLAY.Copy !req
491. OH!Copy !req
492. AND THE VULGAR SLANG
THAT MOST AMERICANS USE!Copy !req
493. UH...
MR. BENSON WORK VERY HARDCopy !req
494. TO TEACH US ALL FACETS
OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.Copy !req
495. THIS PERFORMANCE
IS DEDICATED TO MR. BENSON,Copy !req
496. TO WHOM
WE OWE ALL THE CREDIT.Copy !req
497. PLEASE RETURN NEXT YEARCopy !req
498. AND SHARE MORE OF YOUR
VULGAR RAPS WITH OUR STUDENTS.Copy !req
499. I'D LOVE TO.
RIGBY, YOU PASS.Copy !req
500. YOU ALL PASS.Copy !req
501. WELL, RIGBY, NORMALLY
LEAVING SCHOOL FOR A MONTHCopy !req
502. WOULD BE GROUNDS
FOR EXPULSION,Copy !req
503. BUT I WANT YOU
OUT OF HERE,Copy !req
504. AND YOU TECHNICALLY DID PASS
A FOREIGN-LANGUAGE CLASS.Copy !req
505. SO, WHATEVER.Copy !req
506. YOU CAN HAVE YOUR CREDITS.
YOU PASS.Copy !req
507. TAI HAO LE!Copy !req
508. ONLY ONE MORE CREDIT,
AND YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
509. YOU KNOW, I ADMIT TO BEING
A BIT TOUCHED BY YOUR RESOLVE.Copy !req
510. IN FACT, YOU KIND OF REMIND ME
OF A YOUNG ME.Copy !req
511. I PAAAAAASSED!Copy !req
512. RIGBYYYYY!Copy !req