Regular Show 5x9

1. muscle man: I told you to

2. muscle man: I told you to jump over the fire pit, thomas,

3. muscle man: I told you to jump over the fire pit, thomas, not fall into it.

4. Jump over the fire pit, thomas, not fall into it. Happy park-iversary!

5. Not fall into it. Happy park-iversary!

6. Happy park-iversary! What's a

7. What's a park-iversary?

8. What's a park-iversary? Dude, park

9. Park-iversary? Dude, park anniversary.

10. Dude, park anniversary. Just break it down.

11. Anniversary. Just break it down. Pops is gonna give

12. Just break it down. Pops is gonna give out really lame gifts, but just

13. Pops is gonna give out really lame gifts, but just pretend like you like it, or

14. Out really lame gifts, but just pretend like you like it, or you'll hurt his feelings.

15. Pretend like you like it, or you'll hurt his feelings. Hey, pops!

16. You'll hurt his feelings. Hey, pops! Happy park-iversary!

17. Hey, pops! Happy park-iversary! I come bearing gifts.

18. Happy park-iversary! I come bearing gifts. I picked out just the right

19. I come bearing gifts. I picked out just the right presents for all of you.

20. I picked out just the right presents for all of you. Oh, I can't wait.

21. Presents for all of you. Oh, I can't wait. Open them! Open them!

22. Oh, I can't wait. Open them! Open them! muscle man: Oh-oh-oh!

23. Open them! Open them! muscle man: Oh-oh-oh! Gag peanut brittle where the

24. muscle man: Oh-oh-oh! Gag peanut brittle where the snake pops out.

25. Gag peanut brittle where the snake pops out. Or regular peanut brittle.

26. Snake pops out. Or regular peanut brittle. Thanks, pops.

27. Or regular peanut brittle. Thanks, pops. hi five: Whoa! Novelty socks!

28. Thanks, pops. hi five: Whoa! Novelty socks! A mermaid statue made

29. hi five: Whoa! Novelty socks! A mermaid statue made of shells?

30. A mermaid statue made of shells? Man, this is... Super neat!

31. Of shells? Man, this is... Super neat! Thanks, pops.

32. Man, this is... Super neat! Thanks, pops. When in doubt, buy

33. Thanks, pops. When in doubt, buy shells.

34. When in doubt, buy shells. Now for mordecai and rigby's

35. Shells. Now for mordecai and rigby's gifts.

36. Now for mordecai and rigby's gifts. I think you're really going to

37. Gifts. I think you're really going to like these.

38. I think you're really going to like these. "tants — dare to dine

39. Like these. "tants — dare to dine anywhere with flair in tants,

40. "tants — dare to dine anywhere with flair in tants, the pants that are also a

41. Anywhere with flair in tants, the pants that are also a table."

42. The pants that are also a table." These are great.

43. Table." These are great. Yeah. Thanks, pops.

44. These are great. Yeah. Thanks, pops. Oh, wonderful!

45. Yeah. Thanks, pops. Oh, wonderful! I knew they'd be a hit.

46. Oh, wonderful! I knew they'd be a hit. Well, I still have gifts for

47. I knew they'd be a hit. Well, I still have gifts for skips and benson.

48. Well, I still have gifts for skips and benson. Happy park-iversary!

49. Skips and benson. Happy park-iversary! Bye, pops!

50. Happy park-iversary! Bye, pops! See ya, pops.

51. Bye, pops! See ya, pops.

52. See ya, pops. what are we gonna do with tants?

53. what are we gonna do with tants? muscle man: I think you hit

54. What are we gonna do with tants? muscle man: I think you hit the jackpot this year.

55. muscle man: I think you hit the jackpot this year. Those tants are pretty fresh.

56. The jackpot this year. Those tants are pretty fresh. You know, I could take those

57. Those tants are pretty fresh. You know, I could take those tants off your hands for you —

58. You know, I could take those tants off your hands for you — free of charge.

59. Tants off your hands for you — free of charge. Hm-hm.

60. Free of charge. Hm-hm. Yeah. Sure. Go for it.

61. Hm-hm. Yeah. Sure. Go for it. muscle man: A wise decision,

62. Yeah. Sure. Go for it. muscle man: A wise decision, bro.

63. muscle man: A wise decision, bro. Ta-da!

64. Bro. Ta-da! Whoa.

65. Ta-da! Whoa. What are you wearing?

66. Whoa. What are you wearing? Tants!

67. What are you wearing? Tants! I'm wearing tants!

68. Tants! I'm wearing tants! You must not have tried them on

69. I'm wearing tants! You must not have tried them on yet.

70. You must not have tried them on yet. Ha-ha!

71. Yet. Ha-ha! Yeah, you got us.

72. Ha-ha! Yeah, you got us. You know, I didn't want

73. Yeah, you got us. You know, I didn't want to make a big deal in front of

74. You know, I didn't want to make a big deal in front of the others, but I put extra

75. To make a big deal in front of the others, but I put extra heart into picking out your

76. The others, but I put extra heart into picking out your presents.

77. Heart into picking out your presents. Really?

78. Presents. Really? Oh, yes.

79. Really? Oh, yes. I wanted to use the

80. Oh, yes. I wanted to use the park-iversary as an opportunity

81. I wanted to use the park-iversary as an opportunity to thank you for being such good

82. Park-iversary as an opportunity to thank you for being such good friends to me.

83. To thank you for being such good friends to me. I thought we could all wear our

84. Friends to me. I thought we could all wear our tants and have lunch together.

85. I thought we could all wear our tants and have lunch together. Uh... We... Uh, kind

86. Tants and have lunch together. Uh... We... Uh, kind of don't have the tants anymore.

87. Uh... We... Uh, kind of don't have the tants anymore.

88. Of don't have the tants anymore. We gave the

89. We gave the tants...

90. We gave the tants...

91. Tants...

92. we gave the tants...

93. we gave the tants...

94. We gave the tants... We gave them to the

95. We gave them to the dry-cleaners!

96. We gave them to the dry-cleaners! Uh, yeah, yeah!

97. Dry-cleaners! Uh, yeah, yeah! We took them to the dry-cleaners

98. Uh, yeah, yeah! We took them to the dry-cleaners to make sure they'd be clean the

99. We took them to the dry-cleaners to make sure they'd be clean the first time we try them on.

100. To make sure they'd be clean the first time we try them on. Oh! Good show!

101. First time we try them on. Oh! Good show! Then let's do lunch tomorrow

102. Oh! Good show! Then let's do lunch tomorrow when you pick up your tants.

103. Then let's do lunch tomorrow when you pick up your tants. Yeah. For sure.

104. When you pick up your tants. Yeah. For sure. We'll definitely have the tants

105. Yeah. For sure. We'll definitely have the tants for lunch tomorrow.

106. We'll definitely have the tants for lunch tomorrow. Splendid!

107. For lunch tomorrow. Splendid!

108. Splendid!

109. Dude, did you see his

110. Dude, did you see his face?

111. Dude, did you see his face? Yeah, we can't make

112. Face? Yeah, we can't make pops cry.

113. Yeah, we can't make pops cry. Those tants are really bad, but

114. Pops cry. Those tants are really bad, but hurting pops' feelings is worse.

115. Those tants are really bad, but hurting pops' feelings is worse. Come on.

116. Hurting pops' feelings is worse. Come on. We got to see muscle man about

117. Come on. We got to see muscle man about those tants.

118. muscle man: Yes? We really need those tants back.

119. We really need those tants back. muscle man: Hmm.

120. Those tants back. muscle man: Hmm. Yeah, okay.

121. muscle man: Hmm. Yeah, okay. Me and starla are done with them

122. Yeah, okay. Me and starla are done with them anyway.

123. Me and starla are done with them anyway. Aah! What the...

124. Anyway. Aah! What the... Gross!

125. Aah! What the... Gross! What did you do?

126. Gross! What did you do? muscle man: All I did was use

127. What did you do? muscle man: All I did was use them for a pizza dinner... With

128. muscle man: All I did was use them for a pizza dinner... With starla.

129. Them for a pizza dinner... With starla. Blah!

130. Starla. Blah! Did you even eat any of it?

131. Blah! Did you even eat any of it? There's like a whole

132. Did you even eat any of it? There's like a whole slice in the pant leg!

133. There's like a whole slice in the pant leg! muscle man: You don't need to

134. Slice in the pant leg! muscle man: You don't need to get all worked up about it!

135. muscle man: You don't need to get all worked up about it! Just wash them. They'll be fine.

136. Get all worked up about it! Just wash them. They'll be fine.

137. Just wash them. They'll be fine. More up.

138. More up. Wait.

139. More up. Wait. Let me switch my grip.

140. Wait. Let me switch my grip. All right.

141. Let me switch my grip. All right. Now turn the tants to the right.

142. All right. Now turn the tants to the right. No, right.

143. Now turn the tants to the right. No, right. It's not fitting.

144. No, right. It's not fitting. Because you need to

145. It's not fitting. Because you need to turn the tants.

146. Because you need to turn the tants. I am turning it!

147. Turn the tants. I am turning it! You just have to push it more!

148. I am turning it! You just have to push it more! It's not gonna work

149. You just have to push it more! It's not gonna work like that.

150. It's not gonna work like that. The tants won't fit.

151. Like that. The tants won't fit. Why do you keep saying

152. The tants won't fit. Why do you keep saying tants so much?

153. Why do you keep saying tants so much? Just turn them.

154. Tants so much? Just turn them. Just shove them in!

155. Just turn them. Just shove them in!

156. Just shove them in!

157. Aah!

158. Aah! You're breaking them!

159. Aah! You're breaking them! Take them out!

160. You're breaking them! Take them out!

161. Take them out! What was that?

162. What was that? Dude, look out!

163. What was that? Dude, look out!

164. Dude, look out! Maybe we can still fix

165. Maybe we can still fix it.

166. Maybe we can still fix it. There's nothing

167. It. There's nothing left to fix.

168. There's nothing left to fix. We're gonna have to buy new

169. Left to fix. We're gonna have to buy new tants.

170. We're gonna have to buy new tants. There it is!

171. Tants. There it is! Click it! Click it!

172. There it is! Click it! Click it! All right.

173. Click it! Click it! All right. Let's see.

174. All right. Let's see. Which one is it?

175. Let's see. Which one is it? Uh, this one.

176. Which one is it? Uh, this one. $200?

177. Uh, this one. $200? The ergonomic

178. $200? The ergonomic cupholder makes it "limited

179. The ergonomic cupholder makes it "limited edition"?

180. Cupholder makes it "limited edition"?

181. Edition"? I can't believe pops spent so

182. I can't believe pops spent so much money on us!

183. I can't believe pops spent so much money on us! We're not

184. Much money on us! We're not limited-edition friends.

185. We're not limited-edition friends. We're just standard-issue jerks.

186. Limited-edition friends. We're just standard-issue jerks. We're gonna have to tell pops.

187. We're just standard-issue jerks. We're gonna have to tell pops. Mordecai! Rigby!

188. We're gonna have to tell pops. Mordecai! Rigby! I've been looking all over for

189. Mordecai! Rigby! I've been looking all over for you!

190. I've been looking all over for you! I've been so excited about

191. You! I've been so excited about tomorrow!

192. I've been so excited about tomorrow!

193. Tomorrow!

194. anyway, I forgot to ask which

195. anyway, I forgot to ask which beverage you'd like — lemonade

196. Anyway, I forgot to ask which beverage you'd like — lemonade or pink lemonade?

197. Beverage you'd like — lemonade or pink lemonade? Uh...

198. Or pink lemonade? Uh... Oh, what am I saying?

199. Uh... Oh, what am I saying? I'll get both!

200. Oh, what am I saying? I'll get both! Let's go wild!

201. I'll get both! Let's go wild! It iour first tants lunch

202. Let's go wild! It iour first tants lunch together.

203. It iour first tants lunch together.

204. Together. I "tant" wait for it.

205. I "tant" wait for it. tants lunch! Tants lunch!

206. tants lunch! Tants lunch! Tants lunch!

207. Tants lunch! Tants lunch! Tants lunch! We can't tell pops.

208. Tants lunch! We can't tell pops.

209. We can't tell pops. what are we gonna do?

210. what are we gonna do? Just let me think.

211. What are we gonna do? Just let me think. It's just pants and a table.

212. Just let me think. It's just pants and a table. Maybe we could just make some

213. It's just pants and a table. Maybe we could just make some tants.

214. Maybe we could just make some tants. Make them? How?

215. Tants. Make them? How? Remember that one

216. Make them? How? Remember that one time benson made park uniforms

217. Remember that one time benson made park uniforms for everyone?

218. Time benson made park uniforms for everyone? Oh, the ones we only

219. For everyone? Oh, the ones we only wore once?

220. Oh, the ones we only wore once? Yeah, those.

221. Wore once? Yeah, those. Anyway, if we use that sewing

222. Yeah, those. Anyway, if we use that sewing machine, we can make new tants.

223. Anyway, if we use that sewing machine, we can make new tants. Oh, yeah.

224. Machine, we can make new tants. Oh, yeah. Where was that

225. Oh, yeah. Where was that thing again?

226. Where was that thing again? The basement?

227. Thing again? The basement? Yeah. The basement.

228. The basement? Yeah. The basement. Dude, I don't know how to use

229. Yeah. The basement. Dude, I don't know how to use this thing.

230. Dude, I don't know how to use this thing. Well, neither do I.

231. This thing. Well, neither do I.

232. Well, neither do I. what are we gonna do?

233. what are we gonna do?

234. What are we gonna do? Eileen!

235. Eileen! Wow!

236. Eileen! Wow! A diamond crown stitch horse

237. Wow! A diamond crown stitch horse 5,000 double diamond series!

238. A diamond crown stitch horse 5,000 double diamond series! You know they stopped making

239. 5,000 double diamond series! You know they stopped making these in '75.

240. You know they stopped making these in '75. It's the last of its series to

241. These in '75. It's the last of its series to have a solid-steel throat plate.

242. It's the last of its series to have a solid-steel throat plate. So does that mean you

243. Have a solid-steel throat plate. So does that mean you can do it?

244. So does that mean you can do it? With a workhorse like

245. Can do it? With a workhorse like this, I think I can manage.

246. With a workhorse like this, I think I can manage. But if we're gonna get these

247. This, I think I can manage. But if we're gonna get these tants done by tomorrow, you guys

248. But if we're gonna get these tants done by tomorrow, you guys will need to help.

249. Tants done by tomorrow, you guys will need to help. Hm-hm!

250. Will need to help. Hm-hm!

251. Whoa! Eileen, they look great! They really do, don't

252. Eileen, they look great! They really do, don't they?

253. They really do, don't they? Awesome!

254. They? Awesome! Now we just have to add the

255. Awesome! Now we just have to add the logos to make them look legit.

256. Now we just have to add the logos to make them look legit. Are you sure about

257. Logos to make them look legit. Are you sure about ripping off the logo?

258. Are you sure about ripping off the logo? This warning seems pretty

259. Ripping off the logo? This warning seems pretty specific.

260. This warning seems pretty specific. But if we don't use

261. Specific. But if we don't use the real logo, pops will know

262. But if we don't use the real logo, pops will know they're different tants.

263. The real logo, pops will know they're different tants. We have to take it for pops'

264. They're different tants. We have to take it for pops' lunch.

265. We have to take it for pops' lunch.

266. Lunch. huh? Aah!

267. Cease and desist! Who are you? hmm.

268. Who are you? hmm. Only the acting presi-tant and

269. hmm. Only the acting presi-tant and founder of tantsco, maker of

270. Only the acting presi-tant and founder of tantsco, maker of tants!

271. Founder of tantsco, maker of tants! I'm here to investigate a grave

272. Tants! I'm here to investigate a grave violation of tantsco company

273. I'm here to investigate a grave violation of tantsco company rules!

274. Violation of tantsco company rules! Tampering or removal of the

275. Rules! Tampering or removal of the official tantsco logo is

276. Tampering or removal of the official tantsco logo is forbidden by law — of my

277. Official tantsco logo is forbidden by law — of my company — and is punishable —

278. Forbidden by law — of my company — and is punishable — by my company.

279. Company — and is punishable — by my company. uh, sir, you better take a

280. By my company. uh, sir, you better take a look at this.

281. uh, sir, you better take a look at this.

282. Look at this. do you know how many tantsco

283. do you know how many tantsco laws you're violating with these

284. Do you know how many tantsco laws you're violating with these off-brand tants?

285. Laws you're violating with these off-brand tants? I don't know.

286. Off-brand tants? I don't know. A couple?

287. I don't know. A couple? well, it's at least 17 —

288. A couple? well, it's at least 17 — easily!

289. well, it's at least 17 — easily! The tantsco company and its

290. Easily! The tantsco company and its subsequent products are my

291. The tantsco company and its subsequent products are my family's bread and butter.

292. Subsequent products are my family's bread and butter. Heck, those products are family

293. Family's bread and butter. Heck, those products are family to me.

294. Heck, those products are family to me. It's like you're walking into my

295. To me. It's like you're walking into my home and taking the food right

296. It's like you're walking into my home and taking the food right out of my wife's mouth!

297. Home and taking the food right out of my wife's mouth! Well, I can't let this continue!

298. Out of my wife's mouth! Well, I can't let this continue! Today it's bootleg tants, but

299. Well, I can't let this continue! Today it's bootleg tants, but what will it be tomorrow —

300. Today it's bootleg tants, but what will it be tomorrow — bootleg glups?

301. What will it be tomorrow — bootleg glups?

302. Bootleg glups? you know, the gloves that are

303. you know, the gloves that are also a coffee cup.

304. You know, the gloves that are also a coffee cup. Or maybe you want to make

305. Also a coffee cup. Or maybe you want to make sombrasses — the sombrero

306. Or maybe you want to make sombrasses — the sombrero that's also glasses.

307. Sombrasses — the sombrero that's also glasses. Aah!

308. That's also glasses. Aah! or what about shilts — the

309. Aah! or what about shilts — the shoes that are also stilts?

310. or what about shilts — the shoes that are also stilts? Are you gonna bootleg these?

311. Shoes that are also stilts? Are you gonna bootleg these? Whoa! Whoa!

312. Are you gonna bootleg these? Whoa! Whoa! It's okay.

313. Whoa! Whoa! It's okay. He's still got pants on.

314. It's okay. He's still got pants on.

315. He's still got pants on. if these faux tants exist,

316. if these faux tants exist, it'll open the floodgates to all

317. if these faux tants exist, it'll open the floodgates to all kinds of bootleg tantsco

318. It'll open the floodgates to all kinds of bootleg tantsco products.

319. Kinds of bootleg tantsco products. And I'm not about to let that

320. Products. And I'm not about to let that happen to my company!

321. And I'm not about to let that happen to my company! I'm destroying these impostors.

322. Happen to my company! I'm destroying these impostors. No!

323. I'm destroying these impostors. No! You can't!

324. No! You can't! Aah!

325. You can't! Aah!

326. Aah!

327. oh, good god!

328. oh, good god! Aah!

329. Oh, good god! Aah! In your face!

330. Aah! In your face!

331. In your face!

332. Aah!

333. Aah! you know brand-name tantsco

334. you know brand-name tantsco tants are fireproof.

335. You know brand-name tantsco tants are fireproof. Did you make yours fireproof?

336. Tants are fireproof. Did you make yours fireproof? Don't do it!

337. Did you make yours fireproof? Don't do it! No!

338. Don't do it! No! hmm.

339. No! hmm. Before I torch these impostors,

340. hmm. Before I torch these impostors, just tell me one thing — why on

341. Before I torch these impostors, just tell me one thing — why on this good green earth would

342. Just tell me one thing — why on this good green earth would you make fake tants?

343. This good green earth would you make fake tants? Because we had to!

344. You make fake tants? Because we had to! ha!

345. Because we had to! ha! Liar, liar, tants on fire!

346. ha! Liar, liar, tants on fire! There is no good reason to

347. Liar, liar, tants on fire! There is no good reason to bootleg tants!

348. There is no good reason to bootleg tants! Pops.

349. Bootleg tants! Pops. Pops is a good reason.

350. Pops. Pops is a good reason. He bought us real tants from

351. Pops is a good reason. He bought us real tants from your company.

352. He bought us real tants from your company. He just wanted to have one lunch

353. Your company. He just wanted to have one lunch with us in tants, but we didn't

354. He just wanted to have one lunch with us in tants, but we didn't appreciate pops or his gifts,

355. With us in tants, but we didn't appreciate pops or his gifts, and they got ruined.

356. Appreciate pops or his gifts, and they got ruined. We were just trying to fix

357. And they got ruined. We were just trying to fix things.

358. We were just trying to fix things. And eileen worked

359. Things. And eileen worked really hard to help us!

360. And eileen worked really hard to help us! I'm sorry we ripped

361. Really hard to help us! I'm sorry we ripped the label off, and I'm sorry we

362. I'm sorry we ripped the label off, and I'm sorry we made fake tants, but we couldn't

363. The label off, and I'm sorry we made fake tants, but we couldn't let pops down and still call

364. Made fake tants, but we couldn't let pops down and still call ourselves his friends.

365. Let pops down and still call ourselves his friends. But that is the reason

366. Ourselves his friends. But that is the reason I consider you my best friends.

367. But that is the reason I consider you my best friends. Pops!

368. I consider you my best friends. Pops! I heard everything.

369. Pops! I heard everything. Pops, we're so sorry!

370. I heard everything. Pops, we're so sorry! No! I won't hear it!

371. Pops, we're so sorry! No! I won't hear it! The lengths that you went for my

372. No! I won't hear it! The lengths that you went for my sake mean more than any lunch in

373. The lengths that you went for my sake mean more than any lunch in tants.

374. Sake mean more than any lunch in tants. That is true friendship.

375. Tants. That is true friendship. Thanks, pops.

376. That is true friendship. Thanks, pops.

377. Thanks, pops.

378. tie-kerchief — the tie that's

379. tie-kerchief — the tie that's also a handkerchief.

380. Tie-kerchief — the tie that's also a handkerchief.

381. Also a handkerchief. I've never seen such a touching

382. I've never seen such a touching display of friendship in all my

383. I've never seen such a touching display of friendship in all my life.

384. Display of friendship in all my life. This is why I started tantsco —

385. Life. This is why I started tantsco — for the people.

386. This is why I started tantsco — for the people. It's more beautiful than any

387. For the people. It's more beautiful than any product my company can make.

388. It's more beautiful than any product my company can make. Does this mean we can

389. Product my company can make. Does this mean we can have our tants back?

390. Does this mean we can have our tants back? no!

391. Have our tants back? no! No!

392. no! No! My work!

393. No! My work!

394. My work! real friends deserve real tants.

395. real friends deserve real tants. Tants all around!

396. Real friends deserve real tants. Tants all around! Nice!

397. Tants all around! Nice! Ah! Sweet!

398. Nice! Ah! Sweet! I don't even know

399. Ah! Sweet! I don't even know what's real and what's not.

400. I don't even know what's real and what's not. You know, pops,

401. What's real and what's not. You know, pops, these tants are pretty choice.

402. You know, pops, these tants are pretty choice. Yes, isn't the fabric

403. These tants are pretty choice. Yes, isn't the fabric nice and breathable?

404. Yes, isn't the fabric nice and breathable? Yeah! Totally!

405. Nice and breathable? Yeah! Totally! muscle man: Check it out —

406. Yeah! Totally! muscle man: Check it out — the tantsco president gave us

407. muscle man: Check it out — the tantsco president gave us this prototype frelt.

408. The tantsco president gave us this prototype frelt. it even came with these

409. This prototype frelt. it even came with these four-legged, acid-washed jeans.

410. it even came with these four-legged, acid-washed jeans. muscle man: It's okay if

411. Four-legged, acid-washed jeans. muscle man: It's okay if you're jealous.

412. muscle man: It's okay if you're jealous. Tants are pretty last season.

413. You're jealous. Tants are pretty last season. Pops, I know we're

414. Tants are pretty last season. Pops, I know we're friends, but please don't ever

415. Pops, I know we're friends, but please don't ever buy us frelts.

416. Friends, but please don't ever buy us frelts. Oh, I'd never do that.

417. Buy us frelts. Oh, I'd never do that. Those look ridiculous.

418. Oh, I'd never do that. Those look ridiculous.