Regular Show 5x8

1. huh?

2. huh? Private property,

3. huh? Private property, boys.

4. Private property, boys. Hit the road.

5. Boys. Hit the road. is that — are you a cop?

6. Hit the road. is that — are you a cop? I'm not a cop.

7. is that — are you a cop? I'm not a cop. I'm your worst nightmare.

8. I'm not a cop. I'm your worst nightmare. Hey!

9. I'm your worst nightmare. Hey! Hey, stop it!

10. Hey! Hey, stop it! nice costume, loser.

11. Hey, stop it! nice costume, loser.

12. happy hallo— ooh!

13. happy hallo— ooh! But the maniac was

14. happy hallo— ooh! But the maniac was calling from outside the house!

15. But the maniac was calling from outside the house! Wait, is that right?

16. Calling from outside the house! Wait, is that right? I mean — I mean, inside the

17. Wait, is that right? I mean — I mean, inside the house!

18. I mean — I mean, inside the house!

19. House! muscle man: Bad thomas, bad.

20. muscle man: Bad thomas, bad. Seriously.

21. muscle man: Bad thomas, bad. Seriously. That made my ears sad, bro.

22. Seriously. That made my ears sad, bro. There's no way

23. That made my ears sad, bro. There's no way you're winning the bet.

24. There's no way you're winning the bet. Bet?

25. You're winning the bet. Bet? Yeah, pops, whoever

26. Bet? Yeah, pops, whoever tells the scariest story wins

27. Yeah, pops, whoever tells the scariest story wins the pot, our Halloween candy.

28. Tells the scariest story wins the pot, our Halloween candy. Ooh.

29. The pot, our Halloween candy. Ooh. And whoever tells the

30. Ooh. And whoever tells the worst story — probably

31. And whoever tells the worst story — probably thomas — has to wear their

32. Worst story — probably thomas — has to wear their costume until thanksgiving.

33. Thomas — has to wear their costume until thanksgiving. ooh!

34. Costume until thanksgiving. ooh! What a humdinger of a bet.

35. ooh! What a humdinger of a bet. Your turn, rigby.

36. What a humdinger of a bet. Your turn, rigby. Ante up.

37. Your turn, rigby. Ante up. Hm-hm!

38. Ante up. Hm-hm! Okay, we open on mordecai eating

39. Hm-hm! Okay, we open on mordecai eating cereal.

40. Okay, we open on mordecai eating cereal. Oh, yeah!

41. Cereal. Oh, yeah! What is that?

42. Oh, yeah! What is that? Today, I am a man,

43. What is that? Today, I am a man, mordecai.

44. Today, I am a man, mordecai. My trampoline days are over.

45. Mordecai. My trampoline days are over. I ordered a real bed with pillow

46. My trampoline days are over. I ordered a real bed with pillow covers and everything.

47. I ordered a real bed with pillow covers and everything. What the — how did

48. Covers and everything. What the — how did you afford it?

49. What the — how did you afford it? I've been saving up

50. You afford it? I've been saving up all year.

51. I've been saving up all year. Every time I found a penny,

52. All year. Every time I found a penny, instead of hucking it at

53. Every time I found a penny, instead of hucking it at traffic, I put it in a jar.

54. Instead of hucking it at traffic, I put it in a jar. Those things are

55. Traffic, I put it in a jar. Those things are impossible to put together,

56. Those things are impossible to put together, dude.

57. Impossible to put together, dude. Whatever.

58. Dude. Whatever. I'm a man now, and men build

59. Whatever. I'm a man now, and men build things.

60. I'm a man now, and men build things. Besides, it comes with tools.

61. Things. Besides, it comes with tools.

62. Besides, it comes with tools. good luck.

63. good luck. I don't need luck,

64. Good luck. I don't need luck, 'cause it's gonna be easy.

65. I don't need luck, 'cause it's gonna be easy. Hm-hm!

66. 'cause it's gonna be easy. Hm-hm! So easy.

67. Done!

68. Done! Thanks for your help, skips. Yeah, don't mention

69. Thanks for your help, skips. Yeah, don't mention it.

70. Yeah, don't mention it.

71. It. All right, time to try

72. All right, time to try this baby out.

73. All right, time to try this baby out.

74. This baby out. ohh, yeah.

75. ohh, yeah. have you purchased a bed

76. Ohh, yeah. have you purchased a bed recently?

77. have you purchased a bed recently? Yes.

78. Recently? Yes. it may have been a fatal

79. Yes. it may have been a fatal mistake.

80. it may have been a fatal mistake. During a shootout with police,

81. Mistake. During a shootout with police, dangerous murderer

82. During a shootout with police, dangerous murderer johnny allenwrench,

83. Dangerous murderer johnny allenwrench, identifiable by his gold tooth,

84. Johnny allenwrench, identifiable by his gold tooth, fell into a umak machine and

85. Identifiable by his gold tooth, fell into a umak machine and was manufactured into a bed.

86. Fell into a umak machine and was manufactured into a bed. Due to a clerical error, it was

87. Was manufactured into a bed. Due to a clerical error, it was shipped out to stores.

88. Due to a clerical error, it was shipped out to stores. The company has issued a recall

89. Shipped out to stores. The company has issued a recall on all killurgen beds.

90. The company has issued a recall on all killurgen beds. I feel bad for the

91. On all killurgen beds. I feel bad for the losers who got that one.

92. I feel bad for the losers who got that one. I'm one of those losers!

93. Losers who got that one. I'm one of those losers! and so people with beds are

94. I'm one of those losers! and so people with beds are at threat level... Bed.

95. and so people with beds are at threat level... Bed. This just in — police

96. At threat level... Bed. This just in — police forensics experts have tracked

97. This just in — police forensics experts have tracked the specific bed with the

98. Forensics experts have tracked the specific bed with the murderer in it.

99. The specific bed with the murderer in it. If your bed has the following

100. Murderer in it. If your bed has the following sku, you are sleeping on a

101. If your bed has the following sku, you are sleeping on a killer.

102. Sku, you are sleeping on a killer. 6-2-3-5-7-0-4-0... 6... Uh, oh,

103. Killer. 6-2-3-5-7-0-4-0... 6... Uh, oh, this last number's kind of

104. 6-2-3-5-7-0-4-0... 6... Uh, oh, this last number's kind of smudged.

105. This last number's kind of smudged. I can't really make it out.

106. Smudged. I can't really make it out. It's, uh — it's an, uh, 8 —

107. I can't really make it out. It's, uh — it's an, uh, 8 — an 8.

108. It's, uh — it's an, uh, 8 — an 8. No! Aah!

109. An 8. No! Aah!

110. No! Aah!

111. muscle man: What's the deal

112. muscle man: What's the deal with rigby?

113. muscle man: What's the deal with rigby? Oh.

114. With rigby? Oh. He got a new bed or something.

115. Oh. He got a new bed or something. Nobody cares, dude!

116. He got a new bed or something. Nobody cares, dude!

117. Nobody cares, dude! I could use a little help, guys!

118. I could use a little help, guys! It's just a bed,

119. I could use a little help, guys! It's just a bed, dude!

120. It's just a bed, dude! You sleep in it!

121. Dude! You sleep in it!

122. You sleep in it! ugh! That's it!

123. ugh! That's it! Rigby, stop messing around!

124. Aah!

125. Aah! Aah!

126. Aah! What the — rigby!

127. Aah! What the — rigby! Careful with that allen wrench.

128. What the — rigby! Careful with that allen wrench. that was a firm

129. Careful with that allen wrench. that was a firm mattress.

130. that was a firm mattress. What's going on?

131. Mattress. What's going on?

132. What's going on? back off, man, or the

133. back off, man, or the kid gets wrenched.

134. Kid gets wrenched. Dude, he's super

135. Dude, he's super strong, benson.

136. Dude, he's super strong, benson. Well, I've got

137. Strong, benson. Well, I've got powers, too — powers of

138. Well, I've got powers, too — powers of negotiation.

139. Powers, too — powers of negotiation. Let rigby go!

140. Negotiation. Let rigby go! you'll call the cops.

141. Let rigby go! you'll call the cops. We won't call the

142. you'll call the cops. We won't call the cops if you let him go.

143. We won't call the cops if you let him go. Right, guys?

144. Cops if you let him go. Right, guys? No.

145. Right, guys? No. Why would we?

146. No. Why would we? I've been on the run so long.

147. Why would we? I've been on the run so long. I'm just tired, man.

148. I've been on the run so long. I'm just tired, man. Look, I'm the park

149. I'm just tired, man. Look, I'm the park manager here.

150. Look, I'm the park manager here. I can give you a job.

151. Manager here. I can give you a job. you'd do that?

152. I can give you a job. you'd do that? You'd do that for old

153. you'd do that? You'd do that for old johnny allenwrench?

154. You'd do that for old johnny allenwrench? Yeah, you won't have

155. Johnny allenwrench? Yeah, you won't have to run anymore.

156. you'll start tomorrow.

157. Now!

158. Now!

159. Way to plan that

160. Way to plan that ambush, rigby.

161. Way to plan that ambush, rigby. Way to lie to his

162. Ambush, rigby. Way to lie to his face, benson.

163. Way to lie to his face, benson. Hey, it's called

164. Face, benson. Hey, it's called negotiating.

165. Hey, it's called negotiating.

166. Negotiating. rigby, you're getting all the

167. rigby, you're getting all the promotions.

168. Rigby, you're getting all the promotions. Yes!

169. Promotions. Yes!

170. Yes! muscle man: Wait, did he just

171. muscle man: Wait, did he just say rigby was getting all the

172. muscle man: Wait, did he just say rigby was getting all the promoti—

173. Say rigby was getting all the promoti—

174. Promoti— [ mimicking guitar

175. [ mimicking guitar riff ] now, that's a story, fools.

176. Riff ] now, that's a story, fools. Yeah, that was

177. Now, that's a story, fools. Yeah, that was pretty good.

178. Yeah, that was pretty good. I enjoyed it.

179. Pretty good. I enjoyed it. muscle man: Eh, I can do

180. I enjoyed it. muscle man: Eh, I can do better.

181. muscle man: Eh, I can do better. What?

182. Better. What? Why don't you put your candy

183. What? Why don't you put your candy where your mouth is?

184. Why don't you put your candy where your mouth is? muscle man: So, you want me

185. Where your mouth is? muscle man: So, you want me to eat it?

186. muscle man: So, you want me to eat it? No, I mean put it on

187. To eat it? No, I mean put it on the table.

188. No, I mean put it on the table. muscle man: That's what I

189. The table. muscle man: That's what I thought you meant.

190. muscle man: That's what I thought you meant. Then do it, then.

191. Thought you meant. Then do it, then. muscle man: I will.

192. Then do it, then. muscle man: I will. This one's gonna make you have

193. muscle man: I will. This one's gonna make you have to change your chonies.

194. Man, disposing of all these pumpkins is the best job benson ever gave us.

195. These pumpkins is the best job benson ever gave us.

196. Benson ever gave us. muscle man: It's times like

197. muscle man: It's times like this I know I'm in the right

198. muscle man: It's times like this I know I'm in the right profession.

199. This I know I'm in the right profession.

200. Profession. Oh, man, last one.

201. Oh, man, last one. How do we even — I

202. Oh, man, last one. How do we even — I mean, what do we even —

203. How do we even — I mean, what do we even — muscle man: I know what to

204. Mean, what do we even — muscle man: I know what to do.

205. muscle man: I know what to do.

206. Do.

207. Whoo!

208. Whoo! hi five:

209. hi five: hey, where are we?

210. hi five: hey, where are we? I don't know.

211. Hey, where are we? I don't know. Looks like some kind of

212. I don't know. Looks like some kind of abandoned pumpkin patch.

213. Looks like some kind of abandoned pumpkin patch. muscle man: All right, bros,

214. Abandoned pumpkin patch. muscle man: All right, bros, we hit the jackpot.

215. muscle man: All right, bros, we hit the jackpot. This party just got a whole lot

216. We hit the jackpot. This party just got a whole lot pumpkin-ier.

217. This party just got a whole lot pumpkin-ier. Are you sure we're

218. Pumpkin-ier. Are you sure we're supposed to smash these?

219. Are you sure we're supposed to smash these? This is pretty far away.

220. Supposed to smash these? This is pretty far away. muscle man: I take my orders

221. This is pretty far away. muscle man: I take my orders very seriously.

222. muscle man: I take my orders very seriously. Benson said all the pumpkins.

223. Very seriously. Benson said all the pumpkins. Whoa, check that out.

224. Benson said all the pumpkins. Whoa, check that out. muscle man: Hey, where'd you

225. Whoa, check that out. muscle man: Hey, where'd you get your clothes — out of my

226. muscle man: Hey, where'd you get your clothes — out of my mom's trash?

227. Get your clothes — out of my mom's trash? Dude, what are you

228. Mom's trash? Dude, what are you doing?

229. Dude, what are you doing? muscle man: This is the

230. Doing? muscle man: This is the perfect time to brush up on my

231. muscle man: This is the perfect time to brush up on my crowd work.

232. Perfect time to brush up on my crowd work. Hey, it's just a joke.

233. Crowd work. Hey, it's just a joke. You seem a little stuck-up —

234. Hey, it's just a joke. You seem a little stuck-up — stuck up on that pole.

235. You seem a little stuck-up — stuck up on that pole. "smash all you want,

236. Stuck up on that pole. "smash all you want, but leave these two pumpkin

237. "smash all you want, but leave these two pumpkin lovers alone."

238. But leave these two pumpkin lovers alone." aw, man.

239. Lovers alone." aw, man. That just makes me want to smash

240. Aw, man. That just makes me want to smash them more.

241. That just makes me want to smash them more. muscle man: Then let's do it.

242. Them more. muscle man: Then let's do it. It's the circle of life or

243. muscle man: Then let's do it. It's the circle of life or whatever.

244. It's the circle of life or whatever. I think we should

245. Whatever. I think we should go.

246. I think we should go. But we're supposed to.

247. Go. But we're supposed to. Go smash these

248. But we're supposed to. Go smash these pumpkins!

249. Go smash these pumpkins! That's more like it.

250. Pumpkins! That's more like it. muscle man: That's what I

251. That's more like it. muscle man: That's what I thought.

252. muscle man: That's what I thought.

253. I got this one. Wh-o-o-o-oa!

254. Wh-o-o-o-oa! muscle man: Now go for the

255. Wh-o-o-o-oa! muscle man: Now go for the dude!

256. muscle man: Now go for the dude! hi five: okay.

257. Dude! hi five: okay. Fives! Fives! Fives!

258. hi five: okay. Fives! Fives! Fives! hi five:

259. Fives! Fives! Fives! hi five: muscle man: Just do it, bro.

260. hi five: muscle man: Just do it, bro. hi five: Okay.

261. muscle man: Just do it, bro. hi five: Okay. I'll just grab his head now.

262. hi five: Okay. I'll just grab his head now. you!

263. I'll just grab his head now. you! hi five:

264. you! hi five: you smashed my hot wife!

265. hi five: you smashed my hot wife! Now you will reap what you've

266. you smashed my hot wife! Now you will reap what you've sown.

267. Now you will reap what you've sown. Fives, just phase

268. Sown. Fives, just phase through, man.

269. Fives, just phase through, man. you boys want to smash some

270. Through, man. you boys want to smash some pumpkins?

271. you boys want to smash some pumpkins? Let's smash some pumpkins!

272. Pumpkins? Let's smash some pumpkins!

273. Let's smash some pumpkins! muscle man:

274. muscle man: muscle man: Scatter!

275. muscle man: Scatter! Serpentine! Serpentine!

276. Mordecai! Where are you?

277. Where are you? Aah!

278. Aah! Aah!

279. Aah! Aah! not the face!

280. Aah! not the face! I hope you like... Squash.

281. Whew. There's no way he can get me in here.

282. There's no way he can get me in here. gotcha!

283. Remember to roll. Aah! Aah!

284. Aah! Aah! got a ripe one here!

285. Aah! got a ripe one here! Just in time for... Fall.

286. muscle man:

287. Show yourself! muscle man:

288. muscle man: aah!

289. muscle man: aah! Please, bro, let me go.

290. Aah! Please, bro, let me go. I didn't know that sign was

291. Please, bro, let me go. I didn't know that sign was serious.

292. I didn't know that sign was serious. of course it was.

293. Serious. of course it was. She was my soul mate.

294. of course it was. She was my soul mate. muscle man: You'll find

295. She was my soul mate. muscle man: You'll find someone else.

296. muscle man: You'll find someone else. you think it's that easy to

297. Someone else. you think it's that easy to meet someone else?

298. you think it's that easy to meet someone else? Don't get me started on dating!

299. Meet someone else? Don't get me started on dating!

300. Don't get me started on dating! muscle man:

301. muscle man: now it's time to join your

302. now it's time to join your pump-kin.

303. Now it's time to join your pump-kin. Wait, does that even make sense?

304. Pump-kin. Wait, does that even make sense? Aah!

305. That'll teach 'em.

306. that's a weird-looking scarecrow. yeah.

307. Scarecrow. yeah. mommy?

308. yeah. mommy? Mommy, I want one of these.

309. mommy? Mommy, I want one of these. eww.

310. Mommy, I want one of these. eww. muscle man: Kid, you don't

311. eww. muscle man: Kid, you don't want one of us.

312. muscle man: Kid, you don't want one of us. There's some choice ones over

313. Want one of us. There's some choice ones over there.

314. There's some choice ones over there. Uh, I'm not ripe.

315. There. Uh, I'm not ripe. hi five: Uh, me, neither.

316. Uh, I'm not ripe. hi five: Uh, me, neither. No, I'm not.

317. hi five: Uh, me, neither. No, I'm not. Not me.

318. No, I'm not. Not me.

319. muscle man: Whoo-hoo! Now, that was a story, ladies. Boring.

320. Now, that was a story, ladies. Boring. Mine was better.

321. Boring. Mine was better. muscle man: You guys just

322. Mine was better. muscle man: You guys just don't get the twist ending.

323. muscle man: You guys just don't get the twist ending. It's supposed to be ironic.

324. Don't get the twist ending. It's supposed to be ironic. You're lucky thomas'

325. It's supposed to be ironic. You're lucky thomas' story was such a pile, or you'd

326. You're lucky thomas' story was such a pile, or you'd be stuck in that costume for

327. Story was such a pile, or you'd be stuck in that costume for weeks.

328. Be stuck in that costume for weeks. What are you supposed

329. Weeks. What are you supposed to be, anyway?

330. What are you supposed to be, anyway? muscle man: Peanut butter on

331. To be, anyway? muscle man: Peanut butter on bread, bro.

332. muscle man: Peanut butter on bread, bro. I even used the real deal.

333. Bread, bro. I even used the real deal. Anybody hungry?

334. I even used the real deal. Anybody hungry? Aw, sick.

335. Anybody hungry? Aw, sick. That's the thomas'

336. Aw, sick. That's the thomas' story of costumes.

337. That's the thomas' story of costumes. muscle man: Shut it!

338. Story of costumes. muscle man: Shut it! You haven't seen the whole

339. muscle man: Shut it! You haven't seen the whole thing.

340. You haven't seen the whole thing. Hey, starla.

341. Thing. Hey, starla. hi, mitch.

342. Hey, starla. hi, mitch. muscle man: Do you prefer

343. hi, mitch. muscle man: Do you prefer creamy or chunky?

344. muscle man: Do you prefer creamy or chunky?

345. Creamy or chunky? Anybody else have a

346. Anybody else have a story?

347. what a night. At least I made it to the —

348. What a night. At least I made it to the — huh?

349. At least I made it to the — huh? Aw, what?

350. Huh? Aw, what? I missed the party?

351. Aw, what? I missed the party? muscle man: Not technically.

352. I missed the party? muscle man: Not technically. The party's only over once

353. muscle man: Not technically. The party's only over once scottie leaves.

354. The party's only over once scottie leaves. Isn't that right, scottie?

355. Scottie leaves. Isn't that right, scottie? yeah, man.

356. Isn't that right, scottie? yeah, man.

357. yeah, man. Ugh! Unbelievable!

358. Ugh! Unbelievable! This is what I get for doing

359. Ugh! Unbelievable! This is what I get for doing your chores.

360. This is what I get for doing your chores. Dude, is that candy?

361. Your chores. Dude, is that candy? Confiscated candy.

362. Dude, is that candy? Confiscated candy. I got it from a couple of park

363. Confiscated candy. I got it from a couple of park hooligans, no thanks to you.

364. I got it from a couple of park hooligans, no thanks to you. What are you guys even doing,

365. Hooligans, no thanks to you. What are you guys even doing, anyway?

366. What are you guys even doing, anyway? We're playing a

367. Anyway? We're playing a scary-story game.

368. We're playing a scary-story game. Whoever tells the best scary

369. Scary-story game. Whoever tells the best scary story wins everyone's Halloween

370. Whoever tells the best scary story wins everyone's Halloween candy.

371. Story wins everyone's Halloween candy. muscle man: And whoever tells

372. Candy. muscle man: And whoever tells the lamest story has to wear

373. muscle man: And whoever tells the lamest story has to wear their costume till thanksgiving

374. The lamest story has to wear their costume till thanksgiving dinner!

375. Their costume till thanksgiving dinner! thomas.

376. Dinner! thomas. You got a cold,

377. thomas. You got a cold, muscle man?

378. You got a cold, muscle man? So how about it,

379. Muscle man? So how about it, benson?

380. So how about it, benson? You in?

381. Benson? You in? Yeah!

382. You in? Yeah! Do you got anything better than

383. Yeah! Do you got anything better than that costume?

384. Do you got anything better than that costume? It all took place

385. That costume? It all took place during a morning meeting — just

386. It all took place during a morning meeting — just like any other morning meeting.

387. Well, I guess that just about does it — hanging the Halloween signs, the pumpkins.

388. Does it — hanging the Halloween signs, the pumpkins. Oh, yeah, there is one more

389. Signs, the pumpkins. Oh, yeah, there is one more thing.

390. Oh, yeah, there is one more thing. We should all get out of here

391. Thing. We should all get out of here because there's gonna be a

392. We should all get out of here because there's gonna be a 200-year-old poltergeist in the

393. Because there's gonna be a 200-year-old poltergeist in the house tonight.

394. 200-year-old poltergeist in the house tonight. Poltergeist?

395. House tonight. Poltergeist? Are you serious?

396. Poltergeist? Are you serious? That sounds awesome!

397. Are you serious? That sounds awesome! No. Not awesome.

398. That sounds awesome! No. Not awesome. Remember all those things people

399. No. Not awesome. Remember all those things people were saying back in the 1980s?

400. Remember all those things people were saying back in the 1980s? Like, "bogus,"righteous," and

401. Were saying back in the 1980s? Like, "bogus,"righteous," and "wiggin' out"?

402. Like, "bogus,"righteous," and "wiggin' out"? Well, there was actually a guy

403. "wiggin' out"? Well, there was actually a guy saying them 200 years ago, and

404. Well, there was actually a guy saying them 200 years ago, and his name was jebediah townhouse.

405. Saying them 200 years ago, and his name was jebediah townhouse. He was the previous owner of the

406. His name was jebediah townhouse. He was the previous owner of the house, and everything he ever

407. He was the previous owner of the house, and everything he ever said or did was 200 years ahead

408. House, and everything he ever said or did was 200 years ahead of its time.

409. Said or did was 200 years ahead of its time. yo, yo. What up? What up?

410. Of its time. yo, yo. What up? What up? What's poppin' and lockin',

411. yo, yo. What up? What up? What's poppin' and lockin', homies?

412. What's poppin' and lockin', homies? Because he was so

413. Homies? Because he was so ahead of his time, the townfolks

414. Because he was so ahead of his time, the townfolks knew it could only mean one

415. Ahead of his time, the townfolks knew it could only mean one thing.

416. Knew it could only mean one thing. witch!

417. Thing. witch!

418. witch! you can't touch me up here,

419. you can't touch me up here, suckers!

420. you can't touch me up here, suckers! get down here, jebediah, so

421. Suckers! get down here, jebediah, so we can kill you, you witch!

422. get down here, jebediah, so we can kill you, you witch! come, now — no need for

423. We can kill you, you witch! come, now — no need for harsh words.

424. come, now — no need for harsh words. Brother townhouse, please come

425. Harsh words. Brother townhouse, please come down here so that we may kill

426. Brother townhouse, please come down here so that we may kill you.

427. Down here so that we may kill you. I'll show all y'all!

428. You. I'll show all y'all! I'm gonna come back in 200

429. I'll show all y'all! I'm gonna come back in 200 years, and everybody's gonna be

430. I'm gonna come back in 200 years, and everybody's gonna be talking like me!

431. Years, and everybody's gonna be talking like me! I'll be the king of the world!

432. Talking like me! I'll be the king of the world! Whoo-hoo!

433. I'll be the king of the world! Whoo-hoo! but we'll all be long gone in

434. Whoo-hoo! but we'll all be long gone in 200 years!

435. but we'll all be long gone in 200 years! oh. Uh...

436. 200 years! oh. Uh... Well, I'll just kill whoever's

437. oh. Uh... Well, I'll just kill whoever's in my house, then.

438. Well, I'll just kill whoever's in my house, then. Whoo!

439. In my house, then. Whoo! He infused his soul

440. Whoo! He infused his soul into the house, silently waiting

441. He infused his soul into the house, silently waiting for 200 years to return.

442. Into the house, silently waiting for 200 years to return.

443. For 200 years to return. And tonight's the

444. And tonight's the night he comes back, so we

445. And tonight's the night he comes back, so we should all get out of here

446. Night he comes back, so we should all get out of here before it gets dark.

447. Should all get out of here before it gets dark. Maybe if jebediah townhouse

448. Before it gets dark. Maybe if jebediah townhouse doesn't see anybody, he'll go

449. Maybe if jebediah townhouse doesn't see anybody, he'll go away.

450. Doesn't see anybody, he'll go away. muscle man: lame.

451. Away. muscle man: lame.

452. muscle man: lame. if you wanted the house to

453. if you wanted the house to yourself, you could just ask.

454. If you wanted the house to yourself, you could just ask. Yeah, benson, that

455. Yourself, you could just ask. Yeah, benson, that story doesn't even make any

456. Yeah, benson, that story doesn't even make any sense.

457. Story doesn't even make any sense. Well, sense or no

458. Sense. Well, sense or no sense, he's coming.

459. Well, sense or no sense, he's coming. There are plenty of documents

460. Sense, he's coming. There are plenty of documents down at the hall of records that

461. There are plenty of documents down at the hall of records that back this up.

462. Down at the hall of records that back this up. ♪ benson's

463. ♪ benson's superstitious ♪ ♪ benson's superstitious

464. Superstitious ♪ ♪ benson's superstitious ♪ he's oh, so, very scared

465. Yes, very scared. That's why I'm leaving. And so should you. Trust me.

466. That's why I'm leaving. And so should you. Trust me. It's your only chance for

467. And so should you. Trust me. It's your only chance for survival.

468. It's your only chance for survival.

469. Survival. muscle man: Dudes, dudes.

470. muscle man: Dudes, dudes. I just got an idea.

471. muscle man: Dudes, dudes. I just got an idea. We should all come back tonight

472. I just got an idea. We should all come back tonight and see who can stay in the

473. We should all come back tonight and see who can stay in the house the longest.

474. And see who can stay in the house the longest. Aw, yeah, now we're

475. House the longest. Aw, yeah, now we're talking.

476. Aw, yeah, now we're talking. We should make it a

477. Talking. We should make it a little more interesting.

478. We should make it a little more interesting. muscle man: How so?

479. Little more interesting. muscle man: How so? We should all put

480. muscle man: How so? We should all put in 20 bucks, and then whoever

481. We should all put in 20 bucks, and then whoever stays the longest can keep all

482. In 20 bucks, and then whoever stays the longest can keep all the money.

483. Stays the longest can keep all the money. Wait, wait.

484. The money. Wait, wait. That's, like...

485. Wait, wait. That's, like... 100 bucks!

486. That's, like... 100 bucks! Yeah!

487. 100 bucks! Yeah! All right!

488. Yeah! All right! Let's do it!

489. po-o-o-ps. What up, pops? Aah!

490. What up, pops? Aah!

491. Aah! where you at? Where you at?

492. where you at? Where you at? Aah!

493. Where you at? Where you at? Aah! Dude, pops, what's

494. Aah! Dude, pops, what's wrong?

495. Dude, pops, what's wrong? J-j-jebediah townhouse.

496. Wrong? J-j-jebediah townhouse. He spoke to me in my phonograph!

497. J-j-jebediah townhouse. He spoke to me in my phonograph! Dude, pops,

498. He spoke to me in my phonograph! Dude, pops, jebediah townhouse isn't real.

499. Dude, pops, jebediah townhouse isn't real. Yeah, if you're trying

500. Jebediah townhouse isn't real. Yeah, if you're trying to scare us to get the

501. Yeah, if you're trying to scare us to get the 100 bucks, it's not gonna

502. To scare us to get the 100 bucks, it's not gonna work.

503. 100 bucks, it's not gonna work. But I don't want the

504. Work. But I don't want the $100.

505. But I don't want the $100. I'm already rich.

506. Aw, come on! We were about to put the hurt on that fool!

507. We were about to put the hurt on that fool! All right, everyone

508. That fool! All right, everyone stay cool.

509. All right, everyone stay cool.

510. Stay cool. What's that noise?

511. What's that noise? It's him!

512. What's that noise? It's him! It's jebediah townhouse!

513. It's him! It's jebediah townhouse! Oh, no!

514. It's jebediah townhouse! Oh, no! Dude, you might be right, pops!

515. Oh, no! Dude, you might be right, pops! He's come to get yo-o-o-u!

516. Dude, you might be right, pops! He's come to get yo-o-o-u! Aah!

517. He's come to get yo-o-o-u! Aah!

518. Aah! ow!

519. ow! Knock it off, dude.

520. Ow! Knock it off, dude. It's probably nothing.

521. Knock it off, dude. It's probably nothing.

522. It's probably nothing. rigby, go open the door.

523. rigby, go open the door. No. You go.

524. Rigby, go open the door. No. You go. I don't want whatever's out

525. No. You go. I don't want whatever's out there killing me so I don't get

526. I don't want whatever's out there killing me so I don't get my 100 bucks.

527. There killing me so I don't get my 100 bucks. All right, we'll

528. My 100 bucks. All right, we'll all go.

529. All right, we'll all go.

530. All go.

531. what's your deal, bros?

532. what's your deal, bros? Dude, muscle man,

533. What's your deal, bros? Dude, muscle man, you scared us to death!

534. Dude, muscle man, you scared us to death! What's your problem?

535. You scared us to death! What's your problem? muscle man: Just having a

536. What's your problem? muscle man: Just having a little fun, bro.

537. muscle man: Just having a little fun, bro. You didn't think I was gonna

538. Little fun, bro. You didn't think I was gonna come over and not try to scare

539. You didn't think I was gonna come over and not try to scare you.

540. Come over and not try to scare you. that 100 bucks is as

541. You. that 100 bucks is as good as mine.

542. that 100 bucks is as good as mine. Dude, what were you

543. Good as mine. Dude, what were you wearing on your head?

544. Dude, what were you wearing on your head? muscle man: Fives doesn't

545. Wearing on your head? muscle man: Fives doesn't have a raincoat, so I'm covering

546. muscle man: Fives doesn't have a raincoat, so I'm covering him from the storm with this

547. Have a raincoat, so I'm covering him from the storm with this garbage pail.

548. Him from the storm with this garbage pail. Geez, you didn't have to go

549. Garbage pail. Geez, you didn't have to go crazy on me with the golf clubs.

550. Geez, you didn't have to go crazy on me with the golf clubs. Now, let's see who can stay in

551. Crazy on me with the golf clubs. Now, let's see who can stay in the house the longest.

552. Now, let's see who can stay in the house the longest. Ugh. Fine.

553. muscle man: Nice. You're probably gonna win. Your turn, pops.

554. aah! It's him! It's jebediah townhouse!

555. It's him! It's jebediah townhouse! Where?

556. It's jebediah townhouse! Where? I don't see anything.

557. Where? I don't see anything. Yeah, you're freaking

558. I don't see anything. Yeah, you're freaking me out, pops.

559. Yeah, you're freaking me out, pops. muscle man: Ugh!

560. Me out, pops. muscle man: Ugh! I can't take this!

561. muscle man: Ugh! I can't take this! All of this scary stuff is

562. I can't take this! All of this scary stuff is making me hungry.

563. All of this scary stuff is making me hungry. Come on, fives.

564. I wonder if they have any more of those frozen burritos. hi five: Yeah, that'd be

565. Of those frozen burritos. hi five: Yeah, that'd be awesome.

566. hi five: Yeah, that'd be awesome. muscle man: Bean and cheese,

567. Awesome. muscle man: Bean and cheese, beef and bean, green chili.

568. muscle man: Bean and cheese, beef and bean, green chili. yo, yo!

569. Beef and bean, green chili. yo, yo! Ice to meet you, fool!

570. yo, yo! Ice to meet you, fool! muscle man:

571. Ice to meet you, fool! muscle man:

572. muscle man: muscle man: What the —

573. muscle man: What the —

574. muscle man: What the — what's cookin', home skillet?

575. what's cookin', home skillet? muscle man: "home skillet"?

576. What's cookin', home skillet? muscle man: "home skillet"? Nobody ever says that anymore.

577. muscle man: "home skillet"? Nobody ever says that anymore. You're a couple decades too

578. Nobody ever says that anymore. You're a couple decades too late with that, bro.

579. You're a couple decades too late with that, bro. oh, yeah? Well...

580. Late with that, bro. oh, yeah? Well... Why you all up in my grille?

581. oh, yeah? Well... Why you all up in my grille?

582. Why you all up in my grille? Ugh, he's probably

583. Ugh, he's probably eating all our food.

584. Ugh, he's probably eating all our food. He's probably just

585. Eating all our food. He's probably just trying to scare us.

586. He's probably just trying to scare us. You better not be eating all our

587. Trying to scare us. You better not be eating all our burritos, dude!

588. You better not be eating all our burritos, dude! Muscle man? Fives?

589. Aah! We got to get out of here! It's real!

590. We got to get out of here! It's real! Muscle man and hi fives have

591. It's real! Muscle man and hi fives have both been turned into brownies!

592. Muscle man and hi fives have both been turned into brownies! Aah! I knew it!

593. Both been turned into brownies! Aah! I knew it! We're done for!

594. Aah! I knew it! We're done for! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

595. We're done for! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. Just hang on a second.

596. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. Just hang on a second. If muscle man and hi five ghost

597. Wait. Just hang on a second. If muscle man and hi five ghost are both brownies, then...

598. If muscle man and hi five ghost are both brownies, then... Technically, we get more money,

599. Are both brownies, then... Technically, we get more money, right?

600. Technically, we get more money, right? Yeah, you're right.

601. Right? Yeah, you're right. We should just try to stick this

602. Yeah, you're right. We should just try to stick this out.

603. We should just try to stick this out. Hm-hm!

604. Out. Hm-hm! yeah, stick it out to the

605. Hm-hm! yeah, stick it out to the max!

606. yeah, stick it out to the max! Aah!

607. Max! Aah! Wait. "the max"?

608. Aah! Wait. "the max"? What?

609. Wait. "the max"? What? Hey, nobody talks like

610. What? Hey, nobody talks like that anymore, man.

611. Hey, nobody talks like that anymore, man. what?

612. That anymore, man. what? Nah, you guys are buggin'!

613. what? Nah, you guys are buggin'! What is this guy

614. Nah, you guys are buggin'! What is this guy even —

615. What is this guy even — well, you're wiggin' out,

616. Even — well, you're wiggin' out, you know?

617. well, you're wiggin' out, you know? I mean... You guys are totally

618. You know? I mean... You guys are totally bogus.

619. I mean... You guys are totally bogus. No, we don't know,

620. Bogus. No, we don't know, 'cause no one talks like that

621. No, we don't know, 'cause no one talks like that anymore, bro!

622. 'cause no one talks like that anymore, bro! oh, yeah? Well...

623. Anymore, bro! oh, yeah? Well... Get out of my house!

624. oh, yeah? Well... Get out of my house! Run!

625. hey, yo, get back here, fools! I know where you live!

626. Fools! I know where you live! Aah!

627. I know where you live! Aah! We got to get out of here!

628. Aah! We got to get out of here! jebediah's in the house!

629. We got to get out of here! jebediah's in the house!

630. jebediah's in the house! Ohh!

631. Ohh! aa-a-a-a-h!

632. Aa-a-a-a-h! aw, yeah! I got to have my pops.

633. aw, yeah! I got to have my pops. Aah!

634. Aw, yeah! I got to have my pops. Aah! time for some dessert.

635. Aah! time for some dessert. Come on, dude, let's

636. time for some dessert. Come on, dude, let's go!

637. Come on, dude, let's go! hey, you dummies don't have a

638. Go! hey, you dummies don't have a hall pass!

639. hey, you dummies don't have a hall pass! yeah, you got to have a hall

640. Hall pass! yeah, you got to have a hall pass, dummies!

641. yeah, you got to have a hall pass, dummies!

642. Pass, dummies! Aah!

643. Aah! Dude! The window!

644. Aah! Dude! The window! It's stuck!

645. Dude! The window! It's stuck! Aah!

646. It's stuck! Aah!

647. Aah! What are we gonna do?

648. What are we gonna do? The attic!

649. What are we gonna do? The attic! Hurry!

650. The attic! Hurry! Mordecai!

651. Hurry! Mordecai! Pull me up, quick!

652. Mordecai! Pull me up, quick!

653. Pull me up, quick! Aah!

654. Aah! Who are we kidding?

655. Aah! Who are we kidding? We should have never done this.

656. Who are we kidding? We should have never done this. Yeah.

657. We should have never done this. Yeah. I don't even know if I want the

658. Yeah. I don't even know if I want the 100 bucks anymore.

659. I don't even know if I want the 100 bucks anymore.

660. 100 bucks anymore. 100 bucks?

661. 100 bucks? That's major moola!

662. 100 bucks? That's major moola! since you don't want it...

663. That's major moola! since you don't want it... can I just have it?

664. since you don't want it... can I just have it? Aah!

665. can I just have it? Aah! Quick, up to the

666. Aah! Quick, up to the roof!

667. Quick, up to the roof!

668. Roof!

669. I think we're safe up here.

670. I think we're safe up here. raise the roof, y'all!

671. I think we're safe up here. raise the roof, y'all! Where my homeboys at?

672. raise the roof, y'all! Where my homeboys at? Where my homeboys at?

673. Where my homeboys at? Where my homeboys at? There they at! There they at!

674. Where my homeboys at? There they at! There they at! Make it stop!

675. There they at! There they at! Make it stop! Dude, I can't take

676. Make it stop! Dude, I can't take this guy anymore!

677. Dude, I can't take this guy anymore! Forget the 100 bucks!

678. This guy anymore! Forget the 100 bucks! Let's get out of here.

679. Forget the 100 bucks! Let's get out of here. Dude, no!

680. Let's get out of here. Dude, no! It's too far to jump down!

681. Dude, no! It's too far to jump down! hey, my hair is totally

682. It's too far to jump down! hey, my hair is totally tubular!

683. hey, my hair is totally tubular! Get it? Tubular?

684. Tubular! Get it? Tubular? Aah!

685. Get it? Tubular? Aah! I'm going for it!

686. Aah! I'm going for it! Aah!

687. I'm going for it! Aah! Mordecai!

688. Aah! Mordecai! eh?

689. Mordecai! eh? Eat on that,

690. eh? Eat on that, jebediah townhouse!

691. Eat on that, jebediah townhouse! Whoa!

692. Jebediah townhouse! Whoa!

693. Whoa! whoop! There it is!

694. whoop! There it is!

695. Excuse me.

696. Excuse me. Anyway, that's my story.

697. Excuse me. Anyway, that's my story.

698. Anyway, that's my story. Dude, benson, that

699. Dude, benson, that was awesome!

700. Dude, benson, that was awesome! I agree! Good show.

701. Was awesome! I agree! Good show. A story like that deserves all

702. I agree! Good show. A story like that deserves all the candy.

703. A story like that deserves all the candy. muscle man: Hear that,

704. The candy. muscle man: Hear that, thomas?

705. muscle man: Hear that, thomas? Looks like you're stuck in your

706. Thomas? Looks like you're stuck in your lame costume till thanksgiving!

707. Looks like you're stuck in your lame costume till thanksgiving! Aw, man.

708. Lame costume till thanksgiving! Aw, man. Gee, guys, thanks!

709. Aw, man. Gee, guys, thanks! I'm glad you liked it, because

710. Gee, guys, thanks! I'm glad you liked it, because it's all true.

711. I'm glad you liked it, because it's all true. Huh?

712. It's all true. Huh? Wait, what?

713. Huh? Wait, what? Yep, it's all true.

714. Wait, what? Yep, it's all true.

715. Yep, it's all true. jebediah townhouse actually

716. jebediah townhouse actually existed, and he actually vowed

717. Jebediah townhouse actually existed, and he actually vowed to come back in 200 years to

718. Existed, and he actually vowed to come back in 200 years to haunt whoever was in the house,

719. To come back in 200 years to haunt whoever was in the house, but not before signing the deed

720. Haunt whoever was in the house, but not before signing the deed over to mr. Maellard.

721. But not before signing the deed over to mr. Maellard. sign this, boy-eee!

722. Over to mr. Maellard. sign this, boy-eee! Shazam!

723. sign this, boy-eee! Shazam! Come on, benson.

724. Shazam! Come on, benson. Are you being serious?

725. Come on, benson. Are you being serious? Yes, totally serious.

726. Are you being serious? Yes, totally serious. I don't know, guys.

727. Yes, totally serious. I don't know, guys. I think he's messing with us.

728. I don't know, guys. I think he's messing with us. Mm, yes. Mm, I see.

729. I think he's messing with us. Mm, yes. Mm, I see. Yes, goodbye.

730. Mm, yes. Mm, I see. Yes, goodbye. Oh.

731. Yes, goodbye. Oh. That was papa.

732. Oh. That was papa. There is a jebediah townhouse.

733. That was papa. There is a jebediah townhouse.

734. There is a jebediah townhouse. Well, when is he

735. Well, when is he supposed to show up?

736. Well, when is he supposed to show up? Yeah, shouldn't we get

737. Supposed to show up? Yeah, shouldn't we get out of here or something?

738. Yeah, shouldn't we get out of here or something? Hmm.

739. Out of here or something? Hmm. Looks like my watch is a little

740. Hmm. Looks like my watch is a little fast.

741. Looks like my watch is a little fast. He should have been here five

742. Fast. He should have been here five minutes ago.

743. He should have been here five minutes ago. you should really get your

744. Minutes ago. you should really get your watch fixed, man.

745. you should really get your watch fixed, man. aah!

746. Watch fixed, man. aah!

747. aah! mmm! Mmm!

748. mmm! Mmm! I didn't just crash your party,

749. Mmm! Mmm! I didn't just crash your party, did I?

750. I didn't just crash your party, did I?

751. Did I?

752. jebediah townhouse, hit you with

753. jebediah townhouse, hit you with a roundhouse!

754. Jebediah townhouse, hit you with a roundhouse! Hyah!

755. A roundhouse! Hyah! Yeah, boy-eee!

756. Hyah! Yeah, boy-eee! That's what I'm talkin' about!

757. Yeah, boy-eee! That's what I'm talkin' about!

758. That's what I'm talkin' about! happy Halloween, homies!