Regular Show 5x7

1. Here you go, thomas. Try that.

2. Try that. amazing.

3. amazing. It tastes just like water.

4. Amazing. It tastes just like water. That's because it is

5. It tastes just like water. That's because it is water — 100% safe drinking

6. That's because it is water — 100% safe drinking water from the dew I collected

7. Water — 100% safe drinking water from the dew I collected this morning.

8. Water from the dew I collected this morning. You can last for months with

9. This morning. You can last for months with just the knowledge I've shared

10. You can last for months with just the knowledge I've shared today.

11. Just the knowledge I've shared today.

12. Today. Bravo!

13. Bravo! muscle man: All right.

14. Bravo! muscle man: All right. Is it really pure dew?

15. muscle man: All right. Is it really pure dew? Sure is.

16. Is it really pure dew? Sure is. Here.

17. Sure is. Here. Let me show you my system.

18. Here. Let me show you my system. Can you guys keep it

19. Let me show you my system. Can you guys keep it down?

20. Can you guys keep it down? All this pure-dew talk is

21. Down? All this pure-dew talk is blowing my fo—

22. All this pure-dew talk is blowing my fo—

23. Blowing my fo—

24. Ha ha!

25. Ha ha! Wh-o-o-o-oa!

26. Ha ha! Wh-o-o-o-oa!

27. Wh-o-o-o-oa! Good game, dude.

28. Good game, dude. Good game.

29. Good game, dude. Good game. Guys, can you come

30. Good game. Guys, can you come here for a second?

31. Guys, can you come here for a second? Ah, sweet.

32. Here for a second? Ah, sweet. Benson's presentation's over.

33. Ah, sweet. Benson's presentation's over. Look out, face.

34. Benson's presentation's over. Look out, face. It's time to shove some burgers

35. Look out, face. It's time to shove some burgers in your mouth.

36. It's time to shove some burgers in your mouth. Yeah, watch out,

37. In your mouth. Yeah, watch out, buns, 'cause you're about to get

38. Yeah, watch out, buns, 'cause you're about to get some patties up in you.

39. Buns, 'cause you're about to get some patties up in you.

40. Some patties up in you. Hey, guys.

41. Hey, guys. Thanks a lot for coming to this.

42. Hey, guys. Thanks a lot for coming to this. I know my wilderness-survival

43. Thanks a lot for coming to this. I know my wilderness-survival presentations aren't how you'd

44. I know my wilderness-survival presentations aren't how you'd normally choose to spend your

45. Presentations aren't how you'd normally choose to spend your time off.

46. Normally choose to spend your time off. Sure, benson.

47. Time off. Sure, benson. No problem.

48. Sure, benson. No problem. Great.

49. No problem. Great. So, if you can just bring over

50. Great. So, if you can just bring over the tortillas, I'll get started

51. So, if you can just bring over the tortillas, I'll get started on the food.

52. The tortillas, I'll get started on the food. No offense, but you

53. On the food. No offense, but you don't make burgers with

54. No offense, but you don't make burgers with tortillas.

55. Don't make burgers with tortillas. Wait.

56. Tortillas. Wait. Are you telling me that you

57. Wait. Are you telling me that you didn't bring the tortillas?

58. Are you telling me that you didn't bring the tortillas? Why would we bring

59. Didn't bring the tortillas? Why would we bring tortillas for burgers?

60. Why would we bring tortillas for burgers? Because we're not

61. Tortillas for burgers? Because we're not having burgers.

62. Because we're not having burgers. We're having quesadillas.

63. Having burgers. We're having quesadillas. Aw, what?

64. We're having quesadillas. Aw, what? We only came to this thing for

65. Aw, what? We only came to this thing for the burgers at the end.

66. We only came to this thing for the burgers at the end. Yeah.

67. The burgers at the end. Yeah. Why didn't you tell us we were

68. Yeah. Why didn't you tell us we were having quesadillas this time?

69. Why didn't you tell us we were having quesadillas this time? I did tell you —

70. Having quesadillas this time? I did tell you — over and over.

71. I did tell you — over and over. I said, "we're having

72. Over and over. I said, "we're having quesadillas this time."

73. Don't forget we're having quesadillas this time, so if you can pick up the tortillas, I'd

74. Quesadillas this time, so if you can pick up the tortillas, I'd really appreciate it.

75. Can pick up the tortillas, I'd really appreciate it. No problem.

76. Really appreciate it. No problem. Hey, guys.

77. No problem. Hey, guys. You're gonna pick up the

78. Hey, guys. You're gonna pick up the tortillas for the quesadillas,

79. You're gonna pick up the tortillas for the quesadillas, right?

80. Tortillas for the quesadillas, right? Oh, yes!

81. Right? Oh, yes! Great. Thank you.

82. Oh, yes! Great. Thank you. Since you guys are headed out

83. Great. Thank you. Since you guys are headed out anyway, this might be a good

84. Since you guys are headed out anyway, this might be a good time to get those tortillas.

85. Anyway, this might be a good time to get those tortillas. What did he say?

86. Time to get those tortillas. What did he say? I think, uh, "have

87. What did he say? I think, uh, "have a good time"?

88. I think, uh, "have a good time"? Maybe if you just reminded us

89. A good time"? Maybe if you just reminded us one more —

90. Maybe if you just reminded us one more —

91. One more — I shouldn't have to

92. I shouldn't have to remind you at all!

93. I shouldn't have to remind you at all! You two never listen to me, and

94. Remind you at all! You two never listen to me, and I'm sick of it!

95. You two never listen to me, and I'm sick of it! Don't be mad, benson.

96. I'm sick of it! Don't be mad, benson. Mad?

97. Don't be mad, benson. Mad? I got mad the last time you

98. Mad? I got mad the last time you ignored me.

99. I got mad the last time you ignored me. This time, I'm — I'm deeply

100. Ignored me. This time, I'm — I'm deeply offended.

101. This time, I'm — I'm deeply offended. And now I have six pounds of

102. Offended. And now I have six pounds of cheese and not one tortilla.

103. And now I have six pounds of cheese and not one tortilla. What kind of quesadilla can you

104. Cheese and not one tortilla. What kind of quesadilla can you make with that, huh?

105. What kind of quesadilla can you make with that, huh? What kind?

106. Make with that, huh? What kind? You can't make a

107. What kind? You can't make a quesadilla without tortillas.

108. You can't make a quesadilla without tortillas. That's just cheese.

109. Quesadilla without tortillas. That's just cheese. Thank you, skips.

110. That's just cheese. Thank you, skips. So now, because of mordecai and

111. Thank you, skips. So now, because of mordecai and rigby, here we all are — tired,

112. So now, because of mordecai and rigby, here we all are — tired, hungry, nothing to eat.

113. Rigby, here we all are — tired, hungry, nothing to eat. And if you two don't get those

114. Hungry, nothing to eat. And if you two don't get those tortillas right now, you're

115. And if you two don't get those tortillas right now, you're fired!

116. Well, which ones are we supposed to get? There's like 30 different kinds

117. We supposed to get? There's like 30 different kinds here.

118. There's like 30 different kinds here. How should I know?

119. Here. How should I know? Well, can you check?

120. How should I know? Well, can you check? It's a note from

121. Well, can you check? It's a note from benson.

122. It's a note from benson. "dear mordecai and rigby, you're

123. Benson. "dear mordecai and rigby, you're probably standing there like two

124. "dear mordecai and rigby, you're probably standing there like two boneheads trying to figure out

125. Probably standing there like two boneheads trying to figure out which of the 30 different kinds

126. Boneheads trying to figure out which of the 30 different kinds of tortillas to get."

127. Which of the 30 different kinds of tortillas to get." How does he know?

128. Of tortillas to get." How does he know? Dude, he typed it.

129. How does he know? Dude, he typed it. "since you never listen, I'll

130. Dude, he typed it. "since you never listen, I'll remind you that we need an

131. "since you never listen, I'll remind you that we need an extra-large bag of casa queso

132. Remind you that we need an extra-large bag of casa queso handmade-style flour tortillas.

133. Extra-large bag of casa queso handmade-style flour tortillas. If you come back here with

134. Handmade-style flour tortillas. If you come back here with anything else, you're fired.

135. If you come back here with anything else, you're fired. Your boss, benson."

136. Anything else, you're fired. Your boss, benson." and then there's some clip art

137. Your boss, benson." and then there's some clip art of a bomb, and it says, "the

138. And then there's some clip art of a bomb, and it says, "the clock is ticking!"

139. Of a bomb, and it says, "the clock is ticking!"

140. Clock is ticking!" "dear mordecai and

141. "dear mordecai and rigby, go get the exact

142. "dear mordecai and rigby, go get the exact tortillas I want, or I'm gonna

143. Rigby, go get the exact tortillas I want, or I'm gonna get all mad.

144. Tortillas I want, or I'm gonna get all mad.

145. Get all mad. "dear mordecai and rigby, I know

146. "dear mordecai and rigby, I know you love burgers, so we're

147. "dear mordecai and rigby, I know you love burgers, so we're having quesadillas.

148. You love burgers, so we're having quesadillas.

149. Having quesadillas. Yeah.

150. Yeah. "dear mordecai and rigby, if I

151. Yeah. "dear mordecai and rigby, if I don't get something to put this

152. "dear mordecai and rigby, if I don't get something to put this cheese between right now, you're

153. Don't get something to put this cheese between right now, you're fired."

154. Cheese between right now, you're fired."

155. Fired." Dude, we're

156. Dude, we're actually running kind of late on

157. Dude, we're actually running kind of late on getting these tortillas back to

158. Actually running kind of late on getting these tortillas back to the park.

159. Getting these tortillas back to the park. Yeah.

160. The park. Yeah. Maybe we should take that new

161. Yeah. Maybe we should take that new shortcut.

162. Maybe we should take that new shortcut. Good call.

163. Shortcut. Good call. And then, earlier,

164. Good call. And then, earlier, benson was all like, "don't

165. And then, earlier, benson was all like, "don't forget to gas up the cart before

166. Benson was all like, "don't forget to gas up the cart before you get tortillas."

167. Forget to gas up the cart before you get tortillas." and I was just like, "cool it,

168. You get tortillas." and I was just like, "cool it, dude.

169. And I was just like, "cool it, dude. Thanks for the..."

170. Dude. Thanks for the..."

171. Thanks for the..." "... Heads... Up"?

172. "... Heads... Up"? I see.

173. I see. dude, why didn't you just listen

174. dude, why didn't you just listen to benson and gas up the cart?

175. Dude, why didn't you just listen to benson and gas up the cart? Because he never says

176. To benson and gas up the cart? Because he never says anything important?

177. Because he never says anything important? Except that was

178. Anything important? Except that was important, 'cause now we're

179. Except that was important, 'cause now we're stuck in the middle of the

180. Important, 'cause now we're stuck in the middle of the woods.

181. Stuck in the middle of the woods.

182. Woods.

183. okay, this is gonna be painful,

184. okay, this is gonna be painful, but I think we have to ask

185. Okay, this is gonna be painful, but I think we have to ask benson to come get us.

186. But I think we have to ask benson to come get us.

187. Benson to come get us. guys, hey.

188. guys, hey. Benson, are you there?

189. Guys, hey. Benson, are you there?

190. Benson, are you there? sorry.

191. sorry. Rigby!

192. Sorry. Rigby! I really am sorry,

193. Rigby! I really am sorry, mordecai.

194. I really am sorry, mordecai. My body just starts talking when

195. Mordecai. My body just starts talking when it's hungry.

196. My body just starts talking when it's hungry.

197. It's hungry. just give me the phone.

198. just give me the phone.

199. Just give me the phone.

200. awesome. No service.

201. awesome. No service. We're gonna have to walk the

202. Awesome. No service. We're gonna have to walk the rest of the way.

203. I'm pretty sure if we just head towards those trees...

204. Towards those trees...

205. Okay, that didn't

206. Okay, that didn't land us where I thought it

207. Okay, that didn't land us where I thought it would.

208. Land us where I thought it would. But if we can just get to the

209. Would. But if we can just get to the other side of that river.

210. But if we can just get to the other side of that river.

211. All right, so I think if we can go down that hill —

212. Go down that hill — easy. Easy.

213. easy. Easy.

214. Easy. Easy.

215. Okay, maybe if

216. Okay, maybe if we —

217. Okay, maybe if we — Maybe if we what?

218. We — Maybe if we what? Do you even have any idea where

219. Maybe if we what? Do you even have any idea where we're going?

220. Do you even have any idea where we're going? I've seen that skips rock four

221. We're going? I've seen that skips rock four times.

222. I've seen that skips rock four times. Okay, but —

223. Times. Okay, but — Dude, just face it.

224. Okay, but — Dude, just face it. We're lost.

225. Dude, just face it. We're lost. Yeah, we're lost.

226. We're lost. Yeah, we're lost. And I'm cold and

227. Yeah, we're lost. And I'm cold and hungry.

228. And I'm cold and hungry. Well, I'd say we go

229. Hungry. Well, I'd say we go back to the cart for shelter,

230. Well, I'd say we go back to the cart for shelter, but I don't even know where that

231. Back to the cart for shelter, but I don't even know where that is anymore.

232. But I don't even know where that is anymore.

233. Is anymore. What are you

234. What are you doing?

235. What are you doing? You can't eat those.

236. Doing? You can't eat those. We have to give them to benson.

237. You can't eat those. We have to give them to benson. Well, he's not getting

238. We have to give them to benson. Well, he's not getting anything if we die up here.

239. Well, he's not getting anything if we die up here. But maybe there's

240. Anything if we die up here. But maybe there's something else we can eat.

241. But maybe there's something else we can eat. Can we eat... Rocks?

242. Something else we can eat. Can we eat... Rocks? I saw one show where

243. Can we eat... Rocks? I saw one show where the guy made a three-course meal

244. I saw one show where the guy made a three-course meal out of nothing but tree bark.

245. The guy made a three-course meal out of nothing but tree bark.

246. It's not that bad. Whoa, dude.

247. It's not that bad. Whoa, dude. Huh?

248. Whoa, dude. Huh? That's not right, man.

249. Huh? That's not right, man. What show did you

250. That's not right, man. What show did you see that bark thing on?

251. What show did you see that bark thing on? It was on, um... Oh!

252. See that bark thing on? It was on, um... Oh! "crazy eats."

253. It was on, um... Oh! "crazy eats." The one where the

254. "crazy eats." The one where the guy makes himself insane by

255. The one where the guy makes himself insane by eating stuff that's not food?

256. Guy makes himself insane by eating stuff that's not food? Rigby, they don't even go

257. Eating stuff that's not food? Rigby, they don't even go outside on that show.

258. Rigby, they don't even go outside on that show. But, mordecai, the

259. Outside on that show. But, mordecai, the inside is the outside.

260. But, mordecai, the inside is the outside. the inside is

261. Inside is the outside. the inside is the outside.

262. the inside is the outside. The inside is the outside.

263. The outside. The inside is the outside.

264. oh,

265. oh, man.

266. oh, man. What happened?

267. Man. What happened? I don't know, dude,

268. What happened? I don't know, dude, but we're not gonna survive

269. I don't know, dude, but we're not gonna survive this, are we?

270. But we're not gonna survive this, are we? Dude, it's so cold.

271. This, are we? Dude, it's so cold. We're gonna freeze

272. Dude, it's so cold. We're gonna freeze to death before we can get

273. We're gonna freeze to death before we can get benson these tortillas.

274. To death before we can get benson these tortillas. If skips was here,

275. Benson these tortillas. If skips was here, he'd know what to do.

276. If skips was here, he'd know what to do. Pay attention, guys.

277. He'd know what to do. Pay attention, guys. You're gonna need to remember

278. Pay attention, guys. You're gonna need to remember this stuff.

279. You're gonna need to remember this stuff.

280. This stuff. mordecai, we need to remember

281. mordecai, we need to remember what benson said in his

282. Mordecai, we need to remember what benson said in his wilderness presentation.

283. What benson said in his wilderness presentation. Dude, that's it!

284. Wilderness presentation. Dude, that's it! Remember. Remember.

285. Dude, that's it! Remember. Remember.

286. Remember. Remember.

287. And that's how you

288. And that's how you survive a bear attack.

289. And that's how you survive a bear attack. Thank you, thomas.

290. Survive a bear attack. Thank you, thomas. Hey, mordecai and rigby.

291. Thank you, thomas. Hey, mordecai and rigby. I need your eyes up here.

292. Hey, mordecai and rigby. I need your eyes up here. Oh, benson.

293. I need your eyes up here. Oh, benson. What about when it gets chilly?

294. Oh, benson. What about when it gets chilly? That's a great

295. What about when it gets chilly? That's a great question, pops.

296. That's a great question, pops. Now, it may look like I'm just

297. Question, pops. Now, it may look like I'm just wearing a jacket up here.

298. Now, it may look like I'm just wearing a jacket up here. But underneath it, I have on a

299. Wearing a jacket up here. But underneath it, I have on a sweatshirt, followed by a

300. But underneath it, I have on a sweatshirt, followed by a long-sleeve thermal followed by

301. Sweatshirt, followed by a long-sleeve thermal followed by a t-shirt followed by a tank

302. Long-sleeve thermal followed by a t-shirt followed by a tank top.

303. A t-shirt followed by a tank top. It's called layering, and it's

304. Top. It's called layering, and it's your key to temperature

305. It's called layering, and it's your key to temperature regulation.

306. Your key to temperature regulation. Layering!

307. Regulation. Layering! There's nothing to

308. Layering! There's nothing to make layers with.

309. There's nothing to make layers with. I see some layers.

310. That's enough for now.

311. That's enough for now. We need to save the rest for

312. Now. We need to save the rest for benson.

313. We need to save the rest for benson.

314. Benson.

315. we'd better get a move on.

316. we'd better get a move on.

317. Tell benson we tried."

318. Did we make it?

319. Did we make it? No.

320. Did we make it? No.

321. No. it wasn't supposed to end like

322. it wasn't supposed to end like this, mordecai.

323. It wasn't supposed to end like this, mordecai.

324. This, mordecai. No, rigby.

325. No, rigby. Don't give up.

326. No, rigby. Don't give up. There's got to be one last thing

327. Don't give up. There's got to be one last thing we can remember from benson's

328. There's got to be one last thing we can remember from benson's presentation.

329. We can remember from benson's presentation. No, bro.

330. Presentation. No, bro. This is it.

331. No, bro. This is it. See you on the other side.

332. Please, just try to remember, rigby. Do it for benson.

333. Remember, rigby. Do it for benson.

334. Do it for benson. And if all else

335. And if all else fails, find a cellphone signal.

336. And if all else fails, find a cellphone signal. It may just save your life one

337. Fails, find a cellphone signal. It may just save your life one day.

338. It may just save your life one day. we

339. Day. we have to find a cellphone signal!

340. we have to find a cellphone signal! Okay, okay.

341. Have to find a cellphone signal! Okay, okay. Let me just —

342. Okay, okay. Let me just —

343. Let me just — it's almost out of batteries.

344. it's almost out of batteries. Then let's go!

345. It's almost out of batteries. Then let's go!

346. Then let's go!

347. mordecai...

348. mordecai...

349. Mordecai... My leg.

350. My leg. I can't.

351. I can't. Yes, you can.

352. I can't. Yes, you can. This is our last chance, rigby.

353. Yes, you can. This is our last chance, rigby. Are you gonna die like a little

354. This is our last chance, rigby. Are you gonna die like a little baby, or are you gonna help me?

355. Are you gonna die like a little baby, or are you gonna help me? I'll help you,

356. Baby, or are you gonna help me? I'll help you, mordecai!

357. I'll help you, mordecai! Anything?

358. Mordecai! Anything? Run faster!

359. Anything? Run faster!

360. Run faster!

361. come on, phone!

362. come on, phone! Please, please, please!

363. Come on, phone! Please, please, please!

364. Please, please, please!

365. a bar, mordecai! We have a bar!

366. a bar, mordecai! We have a bar! A bar?

367. A bar, mordecai! We have a bar! A bar? A bar! A bar!

368. A bar? A bar! A bar! A beautiful bar!

369. A bar! A bar! A beautiful bar!

370. A beautiful bar! I'm so happy.

371. I'm so happy.

372. I'm so happy. wait. Call, dude. Call!

373. wait. Call, dude. Call! Okay. Shh. Shh. Shh.

374. Wait. Call, dude. Call! Okay. Shh. Shh. Shh. I'm dialing.

375. Okay. Shh. Shh. Shh. I'm dialing.

376. I'm dialing. it's ringing!

377. It's ringing!

378. Hello? I can't believe it.

379. Hello? I can't believe it. You guys are still here.

380. I can't believe it. You guys are still here. After all this time?

381. You guys are still here. After all this time? Everything has changed

382. After all this time? Everything has changed so much since we've been gone.

383. Everything has changed so much since we've been gone. Is this still called a

384. So much since we've been gone. Is this still called a pine... Cone?

385. Is this still called a pine... Cone? What year is it?

386. Pine... Cone? What year is it? You guys have only

387. What year is it? You guys have only been gone a couple hours.

388. You guys have only been gone a couple hours. We could hear you

389. Been gone a couple hours. We could hear you yelling on the other side of

390. We could hear you yelling on the other side of those trees, but every time we

391. Yelling on the other side of those trees, but every time we had thomas go check it out, you

392. Those trees, but every time we had thomas go check it out, you attacked him.

393. Had thomas go check it out, you attacked him. These tortillas are

394. Attacked him. These tortillas are soggy and dirty.

395. These tortillas are soggy and dirty. Oh, benson!

396. Soggy and dirty. Oh, benson! You saved us!

397. Oh, benson! You saved us! Yeah, benson.

398. You saved us! Yeah, benson. We're sorry we never listen.

399. Yeah, benson. We're sorry we never listen. And you're so smart.

400. We're sorry we never listen. And you're so smart. How did you know we were gonna

401. And you're so smart. How did you know we were gonna forget what tortillas to get?

402. How did you know we were gonna forget what tortillas to get? All right, all right!

403. Forget what tortillas to get? All right, all right! That's enough!

404. All right, all right! That's enough! I had a feeling this might

405. That's enough! I had a feeling this might happen.

406. I had a feeling this might happen. Thomas, can you take the backup

407. Happen. Thomas, can you take the backup burgers over to the grill,

408. Thomas, can you take the backup burgers over to the grill, please?

409. Burgers over to the grill, please? Backup burgers?

410. Please? Backup burgers? Wh-o-o-o-oa!

411. Backup burgers? Wh-o-o-o-oa! Just don't touch any

412. Wh-o-o-o-oa! Just don't touch any of the food.