Regular Show 5x6

1. this is an emergency alert. A freak storm is moving towards the city.

2. A freak storm is moving towards the city. Citizens are advised to stay

3. The city. Citizens are advised to stay in.

4. Citizens are advised to stay in.

5. In.

6. yes!

7. yes! Wait till the followers of my

8. Yes! Wait till the followers of my extreme weather blog see this.

9. Wait till the followers of my extreme weather blog see this.

10. Extreme weather blog see this. what the...?

11. what the...? Oh, no.

12. What the...? Oh, no. Okay, everybody.

13. Oh, no. Okay, everybody. This is not a drill.

14. Okay, everybody. This is not a drill. The tornado is gonna hit us in

15. This is not a drill. The tornado is gonna hit us in minutes.

16. The tornado is gonna hit us in minutes. Go! Go! Go!

17. Minutes. Go! Go! Go! Hold on!

18. Go! Go! Go! Hold on! Oh, you guys actually

19. Hold on! Oh, you guys actually got the emergency supplies?

20. Oh, you guys actually got the emergency supplies? We got every kind of

21. Got the emergency supplies? We got every kind of pizza pouch, son!

22. We got every kind of pizza pouch, son! Pepperoni pizza

23. Pizza pouch, son! Pepperoni pizza pouch, sausage pizza pouch,

24. Pepperoni pizza pouch, sausage pizza pouch, pepperoni-sausage pizza pouch.

25. Pouch, sausage pizza pouch, pepperoni-sausage pizza pouch. All you brought were

26. Pepperoni-sausage pizza pouch. All you brought were pizza pouches?

27. All you brought were pizza pouches? Well, yeah.

28. Pizza pouches? Well, yeah. Check this out though.

29. Well, yeah. Check this out though. Tornado-ready pizza pouch.

30. Check this out though. Tornado-ready pizza pouch. I'll yell at you

31. Tornado-ready pizza pouch. I'll yell at you later.

32. I'll yell at you later. Now get in!

33. Later. Now get in!

34. Now get in! oh, my gosh.

35. oh, my gosh. Hey, what's going on?

36. Oh, my gosh. Hey, what's going on? Somebody just ate

37. Hey, what's going on? Somebody just ate it in the tree.

38. Somebody just ate it in the tree.

39. It in the tree. Lift!

40. Lift!

41. Spread out. Spread out. Skips, who is that

42. Spread out. Skips, who is that young rapscallion?

43. Skips, who is that young rapscallion? It's me.

44. Young rapscallion? It's me.

45. It's me.

46. muscle man: So you're teenage skips from the 18th century? 'tis true.

47. Skips from the 18th century? 'tis true. But my name is walks.

48. 'tis true. But my name is walks. He's from before I

49. But my name is walks. He's from before I changed my name to skips.

50. He's from before I changed my name to skips. How did you get here?

51. Changed my name to skips. How did you get here? I was with my friend sampson,

52. How did you get here? I was with my friend sampson, and we were engaging in our

53. I was with my friend sampson, and we were engaging in our favorite pastime — storm

54. And we were engaging in our favorite pastime — storm chasing.

55. Favorite pastime — storm chasing.

56. Chasing. what a thrill!

57. what a thrill! wait till the readers of my

58. what a thrill! wait till the readers of my logbook see this.

59. wait till the readers of my logbook see this. sampson, 'tis unfortunate to

60. Logbook see this. sampson, 'tis unfortunate to be your logbook.

61. sampson, 'tis unfortunate to be your logbook. I'm flying closer to the

62. Be your logbook. I'm flying closer to the tornado, or my name isn't walks.

63. I'm flying closer to the tornado, or my name isn't walks. Tally-ho!

64. Tornado, or my name isn't walks. Tally-ho! walks, no!

65. Tally-ho! walks, no! You are a novice!

66. "you are a novice!" and that's the last thing I remember.

67. And that's the last thing I remember. I don't know how

68. Remember. I don't know how you're here, but if we don't

69. I don't know how you're here, but if we don't return you to the past, a whole

70. You're here, but if we don't return you to the past, a whole chain of events will never

71. Return you to the past, a whole chain of events will never happen.

72. Chain of events will never happen. what are you on about?

73. Happen. what are you on about? In the years after the

74. what are you on about? In the years after the balloon incident, you change

75. In the years after the balloon incident, you change your name, you made some giant

76. Balloon incident, you change your name, you made some giant babies, yadda-yadda-yadda, and

77. Your name, you made some giant babies, yadda-yadda-yadda, and spoiler alert — you become

78. Babies, yadda-yadda-yadda, and spoiler alert — you become immortal.

79. Spoiler alert — you become immortal. If you're here, that never

80. Immortal. If you're here, that never happens.

81. If you're here, that never happens. In 24 hours, time is gonna catch

82. Happens. In 24 hours, time is gonna catch up to me, and I'll age rapidly

83. In 24 hours, time is gonna catch up to me, and I'll age rapidly and die.

84. Up to me, and I'll age rapidly and die. Don't you guys have a time

85. And die. Don't you guys have a time machine?

86. Don't you guys have a time machine? Sure.

87. Machine? Sure. We had a bunch of them.

88. Sure. We had a bunch of them. But mordecai broke them over a

89. We had a bunch of them. But mordecai broke them over a girl who ended up leaving him.

90. But mordecai broke them over a girl who ended up leaving him. Hey. It was mutual.

91. Girl who ended up leaving him. Hey. It was mutual. That's what they all

92. Hey. It was mutual. That's what they all say.

93. That's what they all say. Ow!

94. Say. Ow! How about you,

95. Ow! How about you, muscle man?

96. How about you, muscle man? You tend to know a guy.

97. Muscle man? You tend to know a guy. muscle man:

98. You tend to know a guy. muscle man: yeah, I know a guy with time

99. muscle man: yeah, I know a guy with time machines.

100. Yeah, I know a guy with time machines. He's real good.

101. Machines. He's real good. His dad basically invented them.

102. He's real good. His dad basically invented them. All right, so what

103. His dad basically invented them. All right, so what are we waiting for?

104. All right, so what are we waiting for? muscle man: You got cash?

105. Are we waiting for? muscle man: You got cash? I'll do you one

106. muscle man: You got cash? I'll do you one better.

107. I'll do you one better. muscle man: You know who else

108. Better. muscle man: You know who else is easily impressed by cat

109. muscle man: You know who else is easily impressed by cat checks?

110. Is easily impressed by cat checks? My mom!

111. Checks? My mom!

112. My mom! All right, you guys

113. All right, you guys go.

114. All right, you guys go. We'll keep an eye on walks.

115. Go. We'll keep an eye on walks.

116. We'll keep an eye on walks. this grows tiresome.

117. this grows tiresome. Let's say we have a bit of fun.

118. this grows tiresome. Let's say we have a bit of fun. You there, what do you enjoy

119. Let's say we have a bit of fun. You there, what do you enjoy doing?

120. You there, what do you enjoy doing? I like to read.

121. Doing? I like to read. ugh.

122. I like to read. ugh. Whatever events led me to be

123. ugh. Whatever events led me to be such a bore, I hope to never

124. Whatever events led me to be such a bore, I hope to never find out.

125. Such a bore, I hope to never find out.

126. Find out.

127. Hey, lay off.

128. Hey, lay off. Skips is cool.

129. Hey, lay off. Skips is cool. Yeah, you should see

130. Skips is cool. Yeah, you should see the work he does.

131. Yeah, you should see the work he does. work?

132. The work he does. work? General upkeep —

133. work? General upkeep — repairs, landscaping, manual

134. General upkeep — repairs, landscaping, manual labor, helping people around the

135. Repairs, landscaping, manual labor, helping people around the park.

136. Labor, helping people around the park. helping people?

137. Park. helping people? I'll never help people.

138. helping people? I'll never help people. My name is "walks," as in "walks

139. I'll never help people. My name is "walks," as in "walks never helps people."

140. My name is "walks," as in "walks never helps people." You can't leave.

141. Never helps people." You can't leave. why do you arrest me, so?

142. You can't leave. why do you arrest me, so? If you learn to much

143. why do you arrest me, so? If you learn to much about our time, you could alter

144. If you learn to much about our time, you could alter history.

145. About our time, you could alter history. nonsense.

146. History. nonsense.

147. nonsense. release me!

148. release me! It's for your own

149. Release me! It's for your own good.

150. It's for your own good. ye be not my father!

151. Good. ye be not my father! To think I should turn into you,

152. ye be not my father! To think I should turn into you, a doddering old fool with no

153. To think I should turn into you, a doddering old fool with no sense of adventure.

154. A doddering old fool with no sense of adventure. I'll never change my name to

155. Sense of adventure. I'll never change my name to skips.

156. I'll never change my name to skips.

157. Skips. it's okay.

158. it's okay. You can't help being like this.

159. It's okay. You can't help being like this. You'll grow out of it one day.

160. You can't help being like this. You'll grow out of it one day.

161. You'll grow out of it one day.

162. You there, chaps. Pray tell, what are you doing? Playing video

163. Pray tell, what are you doing? Playing video games.

164. Playing video games. my word!

165. Games. my word! Yeah, man.

166. my word! Yeah, man. Give it a try.

167. Yeah, man. Give it a try.

168. Give it a try. unbelievable!

169. unbelievable! This device, is it powered by

170. unbelievable! This device, is it powered by hot air, as well?

171. This device, is it powered by hot air, as well? Totally.

172. Hot air, as well? Totally. Here, slam one of these.

173. Totally. Here, slam one of these.

174. Here, slam one of these.

175. tally-ho!

176. tally-ho! This is a future I could get

177. Tally-ho! This is a future I could get behind.

178. This is a future I could get behind.

179. Behind. Are you all right?

180. Are you all right? Uh, yeah.

181. Are you all right? Uh, yeah. I'll be fine.

182. Uh, yeah. I'll be fine. Aah!

183. I'll be fine. Aah! What?

184. Aah! What? Oh, no!

185. What? Oh, no! The timeline is catching up.

186. Oh, no! The timeline is catching up. muscle man: No go, bro.

187. The timeline is catching up. muscle man: No go, bro. Turns out my boy went back in

188. muscle man: No go, bro. Turns out my boy went back in time and bumped into his dad,

189. Turns out my boy went back in time and bumped into his dad, and then his parents never met.

190. Time and bumped into his dad, and then his parents never met. I guess he faded from existence

191. And then his parents never met. I guess he faded from existence or something.

192. I guess he faded from existence or something. You know how it goes.

193. Or something. You know how it goes. Now what do we do?

194. You know how it goes. Now what do we do? We've got some

195. Now what do we do? We've got some ideas.

196. We've got some ideas. Yeah.

197. Ideas. Yeah. We could order one.

198. Yeah. We could order one. It only takes six weeks to ship.

199. We could order one. It only takes six weeks to ship. Or was it six months?

200. It only takes six weeks to ship. Or was it six months? I've heard good

201. Or was it six months? I've heard good things about the

202. I've heard good things about the bermuda triangle.

203. Things about the bermuda triangle. No. No!

204. Bermuda triangle. No. No! The only way is to catch up to

205. No. No! The only way is to catch up to the storm, send him back the way

206. The only way is to catch up to the storm, send him back the way he came.

207. The storm, send him back the way he came. I was totally about to

208. He came. I was totally about to suggest that.

209. I was totally about to suggest that. Yeah, let's do

210. Suggest that. Yeah, let's do that.

211. Yeah, let's do that. It's impossible

212. That. It's impossible without state-of-the-art

213. It's impossible without state-of-the-art storm-chasing equipment.

214. Without state-of-the-art storm-chasing equipment. Oh, I've got some.

215. Storm-chasing equipment. Oh, I've got some. No.

216. Oh, I've got some. No. There's only one person who has

217. No. There's only one person who has what we need, and I don't even

218. There's only one person who has what we need, and I don't even know if he still chases storms.

219. What we need, and I don't even know if he still chases storms. did you see it?

220. Know if he still chases storms. did you see it? Techmo!

221. did you see it? Techmo! sampson!

222. Techmo! sampson! when I saw the balloon, I

223. sampson! when I saw the balloon, I knew to come here.

224. when I saw the balloon, I knew to come here. Oh, no.

225. Knew to come here. Oh, no. Skips' balloon.

226. Oh, no. Skips' balloon. I need to go to the park.

227. Skips' balloon. I need to go to the park. So you know about

228. I need to go to the park. So you know about the tornado?

229. So you know about the tornado? time-nado.

230. The tornado? time-nado. I was with walks when he caught

231. time-nado. I was with walks when he caught it in the 1700s.

232. I was with walks when he caught it in the 1700s. It was the baddest storm we ever

233. It in the 1700s. It was the baddest storm we ever chased.

234. It was the baddest storm we ever chased. And now it's back.

235. Chased. And now it's back. You're a technomancer

236. And now it's back. You're a technomancer and a storm chaser?

237. You're a technomancer and a storm chaser? yes.

238. And a storm chaser? yes. Could you be any

239. yes. Could you be any cooler?

240. Could you be any cooler? does having a panini maker in

241. Cooler? does having a panini maker in my arm answer your question?

242. does having a panini maker in my arm answer your question? Uh-huh.

243. My arm answer your question? Uh-huh. there'll be plenty more time

244. Uh-huh. there'll be plenty more time to compliment me later.

245. there'll be plenty more time to compliment me later. We've got a time-nado to catch.

246. To compliment me later. We've got a time-nado to catch. Tally-ho!

247. whoa. What manner of carriage is this?

248. whoa. What manner of carriage is this? Where have you hidden the

249. What manner of carriage is this? Where have you hidden the horses?

250. Where have you hidden the horses? Uh, it's a secret.

251. Horses? Uh, it's a secret.

252. Uh, it's a secret. Skips!

253. Skips! mordecai, I need you to take

254. Skips! mordecai, I need you to take the console.

255. mordecai, I need you to take the console. Dude, he's fading.

256. The console. Dude, he's fading. talk to him.

257. Dude, he's fading. talk to him. uh...

258. talk to him. uh... Stop dying, you old fool.

259. uh... Stop dying, you old fool.

260. Stop dying, you old fool. uh... Skips, remember when I

261. uh... Skips, remember when I was possessed by a computer

262. uh... Skips, remember when I was possessed by a computer virus, and then we had an epic

263. Was possessed by a computer virus, and then we had an epic sledgehammer battle?

264. Virus, and then we had an epic sledgehammer battle?

265. Sledgehammer battle? what?

266. what? Did that really happen?

267. what? Did that really happen? How about when you

268. Did that really happen? How about when you defeated klorgbane with the

269. How about when you defeated klorgbane with the fists of justice?

270. Defeated klorgbane with the fists of justice? Yeah, that was

271. Fists of justice? Yeah, that was awesome.

272. Yeah, that was awesome. Or when you saved our

273. Awesome. Or when you saved our skins by being mind-blowingly

274. Or when you saved our skins by being mind-blowingly heroic, which is, like, every

275. Skins by being mind-blowingly heroic, which is, like, every day?

276. Heroic, which is, like, every day? ha!

277. Day? ha! Perhaps you aren't as meek as I

278. ha! Perhaps you aren't as meek as I thought.

279. Perhaps you aren't as meek as I thought. Nice work.

280. Thought. Nice work. Techmo! It's moving

281. Nice work. Techmo! It's moving into delta quadrant!

282. Techmo! It's moving into delta quadrant! roger.

283. Into delta quadrant! roger.

284. roger. talk to me.

285. talk to me. Northeast!

286. time-nado visual confirmed.

287. time-nado visual confirmed. Whoa.

288. time-nado visual confirmed. Whoa.

289. proceed with phase two. all right, walks, once you're in

290. all right, walks, once you're in your balloon, mordo and rigs'll

291. All right, walks, once you're in your balloon, mordo and rigs'll ease you into the core of the

292. Your balloon, mordo and rigs'll ease you into the core of the time-nado.

293. Ease you into the core of the time-nado. You'll find a portal home there.

294. skips, I can tell that living our life will be the greatest adventure of all.

295. Our life will be the greatest adventure of all. But I'm still not changing my

296. Adventure of all. But I'm still not changing my name.

297. But I'm still not changing my name. You just gotta...

298. Name. You just gotta...

299. You just gotta... Meet the right girl.

300. Walks, what took you? nothing.

301. You? nothing. Hey, do you have

302. nothing. Hey, do you have something under your jacket?

303. Hey, do you have something under your jacket? art thou a judge?

304. Something under your jacket? art thou a judge? Am I on trial here?

305. art thou a judge? Am I on trial here?

306. Am I on trial here? dude, our pizza pouches.

307. dude, our pizza pouches. Hand 'em over and nobody gets —

308. Dude, our pizza pouches. Hand 'em over and nobody gets —

309. Hand 'em over and nobody gets —

310. what the...?

311. what the...? auto-pilot.

312. what the...? auto-pilot.

313. auto-pilot. what a mess.

314. what a mess. whoa!

315. what a mess. whoa!

316. whoa!

317. look! walks! Walks! Walks!

318. walks! Walks! Walks! let's go!

319. Walks! let's go! we don't have much time!

320. let's go! we don't have much time! Hurry!

321. we don't have much time! Hurry!

322. Can this thing fly? does this answer your question?

323. does this answer your question?

324. huh? dude, check out this portal,

325. Huh? dude, check out this portal, dude.

326. dude, check out this portal, dude. It looks like older us.

327. Dude. It looks like older us. It's us in high

328. It looks like older us. It's us in high school.

329. It's us in high school. No! Anything but that!

330. School. No! Anything but that!

331. Thanks, techmo. hey, now we're even.

332. Everyone, skips is back. muscle man: Whoo!

333. Back. muscle man: Whoo! Thank goodness you're

334. muscle man: Whoo! Thank goodness you're all right.

335. Thank goodness you're all right. Good to have you

336. All right. Good to have you back, skips.

337. Good to have you back, skips. muscle man: Don't go almost

338. Back, skips. muscle man: Don't go almost dying on me again, bro.

339. muscle man: Don't go almost dying on me again, bro. Eh, I'll see what I

340. Dying on me again, bro. Eh, I'll see what I can do.

341. Eh, I'll see what I can do. Mordecai and rigby, come with

342. Can do. Mordecai and rigby, come with me.

343. Let me get the light. Whoa. Skips, this is

344. Whoa. Skips, this is incredible.

345. Skips, this is incredible. You kept mementos from all your

346. Incredible. You kept mementos from all your adventures?

347. You kept mementos from all your adventures? Yeah.

348. Adventures? Yeah. But this one's for you guys.