Regular Show 5x36

1. c.J.: Here are the hot-dog and s'more supplies, tarp, extra stake...

2. And s'more supplies, tarp, extra stake... First-aid kit, length

3. Stake... First-aid kit, length of rope, and hand-crank radio

4. First-aid kit, length of rope, and hand-crank radio for emergencies.

5. Of rope, and hand-crank radio for emergencies. c.J.: And here's the regular

6. For emergencies. c.J.: And here's the regular radio.

7. c.J.: And here's the regular radio.

8. Radio. come on, you guys — camping!

9. come on, you guys — camping! Get excited!

10. Come on, you guys — camping! Get excited! I know it's early,

11. Get excited! I know it's early, but if we do this now, you can

12. I know it's early, but if we do this now, you can have the campsite set up by the

13. But if we do this now, you can have the campsite set up by the time c.J. And I get off work.

14. Have the campsite set up by the time c.J. And I get off work.

15. Time c.J. And I get off work. Huh? What?

16. Huh? What? c.J.: Just focus for a sec.

17. Huh? What? c.J.: Just focus for a sec. There's the sleeping bag and the

18. c.J.: Just focus for a sec. There's the sleeping bag and the cooler.

19. There's the sleeping bag and the cooler. There's my new tent.

20. Cooler. There's my new tent. Whoa!

21. There's my new tent. Whoa! You got the camp champ delux!

22. Whoa! You got the camp champ delux! c.J.: Yeah.

23. You got the camp champ delux! c.J.: Yeah. When I found out you guys like

24. c.J.: Yeah. When I found out you guys like camping, I decided to splurge

25. When I found out you guys like camping, I decided to splurge on it.

26. Camping, I decided to splurge on it. It's so awesome.

27. On it. It's so awesome. All you have to do is unzip it,

28. It's so awesome. All you have to do is unzip it, and it pitches itself.

29. All you have to do is unzip it, and it pitches itself. Nice.

30. And it pitches itself. Nice. c.J.:

31. Nice. c.J.:

32. c.J.: See you guys up there! [ engine turns over, tires screech ]

33. [ engine turns over, tires screech ] Dude, hit the "snooze"

34. Screech ] Dude, hit the "snooze" button.

35. Dude, hit the "snooze" button. Ugh! Come on.

36. Button. Ugh! Come on. Let's get this stuff in the

37. Ugh! Come on. Let's get this stuff in the cart.

38. Let's get this stuff in the cart. You're good.

39. Cart. You're good. You're good.

40. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good.

41. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good.

42. You're good. You're good. You're good.

43. You're good. bad! You're bad!

44. bad! You're bad! What?

45. Bad! You're bad! What? Too far! Pull up!

46. What? Too far! Pull up! Aah! No!

47. Too far! Pull up! Aah! No! Back more?

48. Aah! No! Back more? Aah! Forward! Forward!

49. Back more? Aah! Forward! Forward!

50. Aah! Forward! Forward! Ugh! I don't know

51. Ugh! I don't know what you're trying to say.

52. Ugh! I don't know what you're trying to say. Gah! C.J.'s tent!

53. What you're trying to say. Gah! C.J.'s tent! Dude, she said it was brand-new,

54. Gah! C.J.'s tent! Dude, she said it was brand-new, and now it's totally wrecked!

55. Dude, she said it was brand-new, and now it's totally wrecked! We got to fix this.

56. And now it's totally wrecked! We got to fix this. Just throw it in the

57. We got to fix this. Just throw it in the trash and say someone stole it.

58. Just throw it in the trash and say someone stole it. Do we even need a tent?

59. Trash and say someone stole it. Do we even need a tent? Aaah!

60. Do we even need a tent? Aaah! It's not just about

61. Aaah! It's not just about needing a tent.

62. It's not just about needing a tent. It's that it's c.J.'s tent.

63. Needing a tent. It's that it's c.J.'s tent. She'd be really bummed if she

64. It's that it's c.J.'s tent. She'd be really bummed if she found out we broke it.

65. She'd be really bummed if she found out we broke it. We have to replace it.

66. Found out we broke it. We have to replace it. You're right.

67. We have to replace it. You're right. You're right.

68. You're right. You're right. We should replace the tent.

69. You're right. We should replace the tent. But we have time to get

70. We should replace the tent. But we have time to get breakfast tacos, right?

71. But we have time to get breakfast tacos, right? Drive-through?

72. Hey. Uh... We want a non-crushed version of this, please.

73. Uh... We want a non-crushed version of this, please. uh...

74. Version of this, please. uh... Oh, yeah.

75. uh... Oh, yeah. You want the camp champ delux!

76. Oh, yeah. You want the camp champ delux! It's right over there.

77. You want the camp champ delux! It's right over there. 20 bucks?

78. It's right over there. 20 bucks? Oh, good.

79. 20 bucks? Oh, good. I thought it was gonna be like

80. Oh, good. I thought it was gonna be like 200 do—

81. I thought it was gonna be like 200 do— $200?

82. 200 do— $200? yeah, I know.

83. $200? yeah, I know. It's a pretty big rip-off.

84. yeah, I know. It's a pretty big rip-off. Doesn't even fit one person.

85. It's a pretty big rip-off. Doesn't even fit one person. I don't have $200!

86. Doesn't even fit one person. I don't have $200! Come on.

87. I don't have $200! Come on. Can't you give him a discount?

88. Come on. Can't you give him a discount? He ran over his girlfriend's

89. Can't you give him a discount? He ran over his girlfriend's tent!

90. He ran over his girlfriend's tent! Ow!

91. Tent! Ow! yeah. I'll be in the

92. Ow! yeah. I'll be in the trail-mix aisle if you need me.

93. yeah. I'll be in the trail-mix aisle if you need me. Can't you just say

94. Trail-mix aisle if you need me. Can't you just say you're really sorry?

95. Can't you just say you're really sorry? "really sorry"

96. You're really sorry? "really sorry" doesn't replace a $200 tent.

97. "really sorry" doesn't replace a $200 tent. Come on.

98. Yeah? Hey, benson!

99. Yeah? Hey, benson! What is it?

100. Hey, benson! What is it? We just realized

101. What is it? We just realized that you need somebody to trim

102. We just realized that you need somebody to trim the hedges, 'cause they're

103. That you need somebody to trim the hedges, 'cause they're looking pretty shabby.

104. The hedges, 'cause they're looking pretty shabby. Wicked shabby!

105. Looking pretty shabby. Wicked shabby! Yeah.

106. Wicked shabby! Yeah. They look really bad.

107. Yeah. They look really bad. We also just noticed that we

108. They look really bad. We also just noticed that we need $200.

109. We also just noticed that we need $200. So, if you have the $200, we can

110. Need $200. So, if you have the $200, we can just go trim those hedges for

111. So, if you have the $200, we can just go trim those hedges for you right now.

112. Just go trim those hedges for you right now. Or tomorrow.

113. You right now. Or tomorrow. Ohh!

114. Or tomorrow. Ohh! The hedges are fine.

115. Ohh! The hedges are fine. Wait. Why are you even here?

116. The hedges are fine. Wait. Why are you even here? I thought you were going

117. Wait. Why are you even here? I thought you were going camping.

118. I thought you were going camping. Uh...

119. Camping. Uh... I broke c.J.'s tent and need

120. Uh... I broke c.J.'s tent and need money to replace it.

121. I broke c.J.'s tent and need money to replace it. No.

122. Money to replace it. No. What? Why not?

123. No. What? Why not? Maybe because every

124. What? Why not? Maybe because every time I give you extra work, it

125. Maybe because every time I give you extra work, it never gets done.

126. Time I give you extra work, it never gets done. Well, maybe if you

127. Never gets done. Well, maybe if you gave us jobs that weren't so

128. Well, maybe if you gave us jobs that weren't so boring —

129. Gave us jobs that weren't so boring — Ugh!

130. Boring — Ugh! If you need extra money so

131. Ugh! If you need extra money so badly, just go get a part-time

132. If you need extra money so badly, just go get a part-time job.

133. Badly, just go get a part-time job. But that's like even

134. Job. But that's like even more more work!

135. But that's like even more more work! You could just tell

136. More more work! You could just tell c.J. The truth.

137. You could just tell c.J. The truth. Hmm.

138. C.J. The truth. Hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

139. Hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Benson, look out behind you!

140. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Benson, look out behind you! Huh? What?

141. Benson, look out behind you! Huh? What? [ footsteps depart rapidly,

142. Huh? What? [ footsteps depart rapidly, tires screech ]

143. [ footsteps depart rapidly, tires screech ] ♪ you get up every morning

144. Tires screech ] ♪ you get up every morning from your alarm clock's

145. ♪ you get up every morning from your alarm clock's warning ♪

146. From your alarm clock's warning ♪ ♪ take the 8:15 into the city

147. Warning ♪ ♪ take the 8:15 into the city ♪ there's a whistle up above,

148. ♪ take the 8:15 into the city ♪ there's a whistle up above, and people pushin', people

149. ♪ there's a whistle up above, and people pushin', people shovin', and the girls who try

150. And people pushin', people shovin', and the girls who try to look pretty ♪

151. Shovin', and the girls who try to look pretty ♪ ♪ and if your train's on time,

152. To look pretty ♪ ♪ and if your train's on time, you can get to work by 9:00 ♪

153. ♪ and if your train's on time, you can get to work by 9:00 ♪ ♪ and start your slaving job to

154. You can get to work by 9:00 ♪ ♪ and start your slaving job to get your pay ♪

155. ♪ and start your slaving job to get your pay ♪ ♪ if you ever get annoyed, look

156. Get your pay ♪ ♪ if you ever get annoyed, look at me, I'm self-employed ♪

157. ♪ if you ever get annoyed, look at me, I'm self-employed ♪ ♪ I love to work at nothing

158. At me, I'm self-employed ♪ ♪ I love to work at nothing all day ♪

159. ♪ I love to work at nothing all day ♪ ♪ and I'll be

160. All day ♪ ♪ and I'll be ♪ taking care of business

161. ♪ and I'll be ♪ taking care of business ♪ every day

162. ♪ taking care of business ♪ every day ♪ taking care of business

163. ♪ every day ♪ taking care of business ♪ every way

164. ♪ taking care of business ♪ every way ♪ I've been

165. ♪ every way ♪ I've been ♪ taking care of business

166. ♪ I've been ♪ taking care of business ♪ it's all mine

167. ♪ taking care of business ♪ it's all mine ♪ taking care of business

168. ♪ it's all mine ♪ taking care of business ♪ and working overtime

169. ♪ taking care of business ♪ and working overtime ♪ work out

170. ♪ and working overtime ♪ work out

171. Are there any jobs left? Just military recruit

172. Left? Just military recruit and lumberjack.

173. Just military recruit and lumberjack.

174. And lumberjack. Dude, it's c.J.

175. Dude, it's c.J. Pick it up!

176. Dude, it's c.J. Pick it up! Make sure not to tell her about

177. Pick it up! Make sure not to tell her about the tent.

178. Make sure not to tell her about the tent. Ohh!

179. The tent. Ohh! He-hey!

180. Ohh! He-hey! How's it going?

181. He-hey! How's it going? c.J.: Did you guys set up the

182. How's it going? c.J.: Did you guys set up the tent yet?

183. c.J.: Did you guys set up the tent yet? No, not yet.

184. Tent yet? No, not yet. We're still just stuck here at

185. No, not yet. We're still just stuck here at the park.

186. We're still just stuck here at the park. c.J.: Oh, okay.

187. The park. c.J.: Oh, okay. Well, can you just text me a

188. c.J.: Oh, okay. Well, can you just text me a picture of the tent anyways?

189. Well, can you just text me a picture of the tent anyways? I want to remember what it looks

190. Picture of the tent anyways? I want to remember what it looks like in the bag.

191. I want to remember what it looks like in the bag. What?

192. Like in the bag. What?

193. What? uh, I'm losing you, c.J.!

194. uh, I'm losing you, c.J.! We're driving through a tunnel!

195. Uh, I'm losing you, c.J.! We're driving through a tunnel! See you on the mountain!

196. We're driving through a tunnel! See you on the mountain!

197. See you on the mountain! Dude, I was still

198. Dude, I was still reading that.

199. Dude, I was still reading that. Forget about the

200. Reading that. Forget about the paper.

201. Forget about the paper. How are we gonna get the $200?

202. Paper. How are we gonna get the $200? muscle man: [ clearing throat

203. How are we gonna get the $200? muscle man: [ clearing throat dramatically ]

204. muscle man: [ clearing throat dramatically ] did you say, "$400"?

205. Dramatically ] did you say, "$400"? No. I said, "$200."

206. Did you say, "$400"? No. I said, "$200." muscle man: Oh.

207. No. I said, "$200." muscle man: Oh. Well, I got a way you can make

208. muscle man: Oh. Well, I got a way you can make that, too.

209. Well, I got a way you can make that, too. We're listening.

210. That, too. We're listening. muscle man: The sideline

211. We're listening. muscle man: The sideline holds a mud-wrestling

212. muscle man: The sideline holds a mud-wrestling competition twice a month.

213. Holds a mud-wrestling competition twice a month. Mud wrestling?

214. Competition twice a month. Mud wrestling? muscle man: Yeah.

215. Mud wrestling? muscle man: Yeah. If you can last five minutes

216. muscle man: Yeah. If you can last five minutes against starla and her sister,

217. If you can last five minutes against starla and her sister, peggy, the money's yours.

218. Against starla and her sister, peggy, the money's yours. Five minutes?

219. Peggy, the money's yours. Five minutes? That's it?

220. Five minutes? That's it? muscle man: You might feel

221. That's it? muscle man: You might feel differently in the ring, but if

222. muscle man: You might feel differently in the ring, but if you think you can last...

223. Differently in the ring, but if you think you can last... Oh, I think we can!

224. You think you can last... Oh, I think we can! Mordecai?

225. Oh, I think we can! Mordecai? Let's go get that

226. Mordecai? Let's go get that money.

227. Let's go get that money.

228. Money.

229. sure are a lot of people here.

230. sure are a lot of people here. muscle man: Yeah.

231. Sure are a lot of people here. muscle man: Yeah. Mud-sport fans are pretty

232. muscle man: Yeah. Mud-sport fans are pretty passionate.

233. Mud-sport fans are pretty passionate. Mud! Mud! Mud! Mud!

234. Passionate. Mud! Mud! Mud! Mud! It's just starla and

235. Mud! Mud! Mud! Mud! It's just starla and her sister.

236. It's just starla and her sister. It can't be that bad.

237. Her sister. It can't be that bad. welcome to... Mud mania!

238. It can't be that bad. welcome to... Mud mania!

239. welcome to... Mud mania! put your hands together and your

240. put your hands together and your mud ponchos on for your two

241. Put your hands together and your mud ponchos on for your two favorite misses of mess,

242. Mud ponchos on for your two favorite misses of mess, the mud angels, peggy and

243. Favorite misses of mess, the mud angels, peggy and starla!

244. The mud angels, peggy and starla!

245. Starla!

246. aaaaah!

247. Hope you guys aren't having second thoughts, 'cause we all paid good money to see

248. Having second thoughts, 'cause we all paid good money to see you in that ring.

249. We all paid good money to see you in that ring. What?

250. You in that ring. What? Yeah.

251. What? Yeah. Once muscle man told us, we

252. Yeah. Once muscle man told us, we couldn't miss it!

253. Once muscle man told us, we couldn't miss it! Mud is such a novel

254. Couldn't miss it! Mud is such a novel idea!

255. Mud is such a novel idea!

256. Idea! now let's meet tonight's

257. now let's meet tonight's challengers, mordecai and rigby!

258. now let's meet tonight's challengers, mordecai and rigby!

259. Challengers, mordecai and rigby! remember, this is an

260. remember, this is an unsanctioned fight in a 2-star

261. Remember, this is an unsanctioned fight in a 2-star restaurant!

262. Unsanctioned fight in a 2-star restaurant! We are not liable for any

263. Restaurant! We are not liable for any injuries or deaths.

264. We are not liable for any injuries or deaths. Okay, dude.

265. Injuries or deaths. Okay, dude. Just don't let them touch you.

266. Okay, dude. Just don't let them touch you. We don't need to fight.

267. Just don't let them touch you. We don't need to fight. All that matters is that we're

268. We don't need to fight. All that matters is that we're still standing after five

269. All that matters is that we're still standing after five minutes.

270. Still standing after five minutes. Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm!

271. Minutes. Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm! uh, we can hear you.

272. Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm! uh, we can hear you. this is our house!

273. uh, we can hear you. this is our house! but it's gonna be your grave!

274. this is our house! but it's gonna be your grave!

275. but it's gonna be your grave!

276. all right! To your places!

277. all right! To your places! Ready...

278. all right! To your places! Ready... Set...

279. Ready... Set... Let's get muddy!

280. Set... Let's get muddy!

281. Let's get muddy! yah!

282. yah! Aaaaaaaah!

283. yah! Aaaaaaaah!

284. Keep it up, man! That tent money is ours! Ugh!

285. That tent money is ours! Ugh! Huh? Ohh!

286. Ugh! Huh? Ohh! Ooh!

287. Huh? Ohh! Ooh! That looked pretty

288. Ooh! That looked pretty painful.

289. That looked pretty painful. Sure did.

290. take him down, peg! Ugh! Ohhhh! we're less than a minute into

291. Ugh! Ohhhh! we're less than a minute into this, but it looks like time

292. we're less than a minute into this, but it looks like time could be up for the challengers!

293. This, but it looks like time could be up for the challengers! Mordecai, tag me in!

294. Could be up for the challengers! Mordecai, tag me in! Tag me in! Tag me! Tag me!

295. Mordecai, tag me in! Tag me in! Tag me! Tag me!

296. Tag me in! Tag me! Tag me!

297. Don't worry, man.

298. Don't worry, man. I got this.

299. Don't worry, man. I got this. Hm.

300. I got this. Hm.

301. Hm. I'm not afraid of you!

302. I'm not afraid of you! Aaaah!

303. I'm not afraid of you! Aaaah! Rigby!

304. Aaaah! Rigby! My ribs made a

305. Rigby! My ribs made a breaking sound!

306. My ribs made a breaking sound! Aaaaaaaaaah!

307. Breaking sound! Aaaaaaaaaah!

308. Aaaaaaaaaah! welcome to pain town,

309. welcome to pain town, population — you!

310. welcome to pain town, population — you! Ugh!

311. Population — you! Ugh!

312. Ugh! muscle man: Isn't she great?

313. muscle man: Isn't she great? Aaah!

314. muscle man: Isn't she great? Aaah!

315. Aaah! ga-a-a-a-h!

316. ga-a-a-a-h! ohhhh!

317. ga-a-a-a-h! ohhhh!

318. ohhhh! ohhhhhhh!

319. Ohhhhhhh!

320. my — my eyes!

321. my — my eyes! She touched my eyes!

322. my — my eyes! She touched my eyes! Couldn't blink in time!

323. She touched my eyes! Couldn't blink in time! My eyes!

324. Couldn't blink in time! My eyes! Aaah!

325. My eyes! Aaah! Ugh!

326. Aaah! Ugh! looks like a miss for our

327. Ugh! looks like a miss for our angel!

328. looks like a miss for our angel!

329. Angel!

330. ya-a-a-a-a-h!

331. ya-a-a-a-a-h! Ooh!

332. Ya-a-a-a-a-h! Ooh! hey! Get off of me!

333. Ooh! hey! Get off of me! Yeah, rigby!

334. hey! Get off of me! Yeah, rigby!

335. Yeah, rigby! the mud angels' undefeated

336. the mud angels' undefeated title could be in jeopardy!

337. the mud angels' undefeated title could be in jeopardy! hey, starla, you got

338. Title could be in jeopardy! hey, starla, you got something on your back!

339. hey, starla, you got something on your back! What?

340. Something on your back! What? You can't do that!

341. What? You can't do that! here! Take this!

342. You can't do that! here! Take this! Gah!

343. here! Take this! Gah! Ohh!

344. Gah! Ohh!

345. Ohh! folks, the clock is at the

346. folks, the clock is at the halfway mark!

347. folks, the clock is at the halfway mark! Halfway?

348. Halfway mark! Halfway? It feels like we've been here

349. Halfway? It feels like we've been here for hours!

350. It feels like we've been here for hours!

351. For hours! hope you guys like mud

352. hope you guys like mud pies...

353. hope you guys like mud pies... 'cause we're serving all you

354. Pies... 'cause we're serving all you can eat!

355. 'cause we're serving all you can eat! Ooh!

356. Can eat! Ooh!

357. Ooh! you two don't look so good.

358. you two don't look so good. maybe you should stop wasting

359. you two don't look so good. maybe you should stop wasting your time and give up already.

360. maybe you should stop wasting your time and give up already. let's finish this, peg!

361. Your time and give up already. let's finish this, peg! They only have a minute

362. let's finish this, peg! They only have a minute left!

363. They only have a minute left!

364. Left!

365. Aaaaaaaah!

366. Aaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

367. folks, I don't believe it! The legendary sister twister! Ohhhhh!

368. Are we... Winning? Dude... I don't think so.

369. Dude... I don't think so. Aaaaaaaaah!

370. Think so. Aaaaaaaaah! it's... Beautiful!

371. Aaaaaaaaah! it's... Beautiful!

372. it's... Beautiful!

373. [ whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Whirl!

374. [ whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! ] Aaaaaaaaah!

375. Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! Whirl! ] Aaaaaaaaah!

376. Aaaaaaaaah!

377. could the challengers even be

378. could the challengers even be standing after such a hit?

379. could the challengers even be standing after such a hit? Uh, well, technically, they're

380. Standing after such a hit? Uh, well, technically, they're still standing!

381. Uh, well, technically, they're still standing! The challengers, mordecai and

382. Still standing! The challengers, mordecai and rigby, win the $200!

383. The challengers, mordecai and rigby, win the $200!

384. Rigby, win the $200! muscle man: I did not see

385. muscle man: I did not see that coming.

386. muscle man: I did not see that coming. I think there's some

387. That coming. I think there's some mud in my mouth.

388. I think there's some mud in my mouth. well, I hope it was good for

389. Mud in my mouth. well, I hope it was good for you!

390. well, I hope it was good for you! hmph!

391. You! hmph! Dude... We did it!

392. hmph! Dude... We did it! ohhhhhh!

393. Dude... We did it! ohhhhhh!

394. ohhhhhh!

395. c.J.: All right!

396. c.J.: All right! Who's ready for some camping?

397. c.J.: All right! Who's ready for some camping? Whoa! What happened?

398. Who's ready for some camping? Whoa! What happened? We had trouble with

399. Whoa! What happened? We had trouble with the tent.

400. six. One, two, three, four, five,