Regular Show 5x35

1. what do you get when you put a ball with a chain?

2. what do you get when you put a ball with a chain? Two people getting married!

3. A ball with a chain? Two people getting married! Zing!

4. Two people getting married! Zing! Hey, quips is getting

5. Zing! Hey, quips is getting married.

6. Hey, quips is getting married. Aww.

7. Married. Aww.

8. Aww.

9. you get the invite, cuz?

10. you get the invite, cuz? Uh, yeah.

11. you get the invite, cuz? Uh, yeah. good!

12. Uh, yeah. good! I was so excited that I had it

13. good! I was so excited that I had it sent overnight at great expense.

14. I was so excited that I had it sent overnight at great expense. Well, uh,

15. Sent overnight at great expense. Well, uh, congratulations!

16. Well, uh, congratulations! I can't wait to meet the lucky

17. Congratulations! I can't wait to meet the lucky lady.

18. I can't wait to meet the lucky lady. and she can't wait to meet

19. Lady. and she can't wait to meet the best mabuddy!

20. and she can't wait to meet the best mabuddy! Best man?

21. The best mabuddy! Best man?

22. Best man? but in all honesty, skips, I

23. but in all honesty, skips, I don't have a lot of friends, so

24. But in all honesty, skips, I don't have a lot of friends, so I need you to be my best man.

25. Don't have a lot of friends, so I need you to be my best man. Anyway, what's a composer's

26. I need you to be my best man. Anyway, what's a composer's favorite kind of party?

27. Anyway, what's a composer's favorite kind of party? So what do I got to

28. Favorite kind of party? So what do I got to do?

29. So what do I got to do? you've got to throw me a

30. Do? you've got to throw me a "bach"-elor party!

31. you've got to throw me a "bach"-elor party! I just changed that joke up on

32. "bach"-elor party! I just changed that joke up on the fly to answer your question.

33. I just changed that joke up on the fly to answer your question. Bachelor party?

34. The fly to answer your question. Bachelor party? I've never done one of those

35. Bachelor party? I've never done one of those before.

36. I've never done one of those before. oh, you'll do great.

37. Before. oh, you'll do great. I just have one request.

38. oh, you'll do great. I just have one request. Yeah?

39. I just have one request. Yeah? at the end of the night, I

40. Yeah? at the end of the night, I want to eat wings on a hill with

41. at the end of the night, I want to eat wings on a hill with my best buds!

42. Want to eat wings on a hill with my best buds! Well, your best buds.

43. My best buds! Well, your best buds. Can I borrow your best buds?

44. Well, your best buds. Can I borrow your best buds? Just to reiterate, I don't have

45. Can I borrow your best buds? Just to reiterate, I don't have any friends.

46. Just to reiterate, I don't have any friends. Sure. No problem.

47. Any friends. Sure. No problem. thanks, best man.

48. Sure. No problem. thanks, best man. Or should I say chest man!

49. thanks, best man. Or should I say chest man! Badda badda badda badda badda!

50. Or should I say chest man! Badda badda badda badda badda! Zing-o-o-o-o-o!

51. Badda badda badda badda badda! Zing-o-o-o-o-o! Hey, can you spot me for a cab

52. Zing-o-o-o-o-o! Hey, can you spot me for a cab home?

53. Hey, can you spot me for a cab home?

54. Home? Sack lunch!

55. Sack lunch! Sack lunch!

56. Sack lunch! Sack lunch!

57. Sack lunch! Lunch, lunch, lunch,

58. Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch!

59. Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch! Oh, what do you mean

60. Lunch! Oh, what do you mean you're closed for a private

61. Oh, what do you mean you're closed for a private party?

62. You're closed for a private party? well, exactly what I said.

63. Party? well, exactly what I said. We're closed for a private party

64. well, exactly what I said. We're closed for a private party today.

65. We're closed for a private party today. You're gonna have to get your

66. Today. You're gonna have to get your wings somewhere else.

67. You're gonna have to get your wings somewhere else.

68. Wings somewhere else. What's the matter,

69. What's the matter, skips?

70. What's the matter, skips? You want some licorice

71. Skips? You want some licorice rope?

72. You want some licorice rope? Wing kingdom is

73. Rope? Wing kingdom is closed, and I need to get wings

74. Wing kingdom is closed, and I need to get wings for a bachelor party!

75. Closed, and I need to get wings for a bachelor party! muscle man: Did some—

76. For a bachelor party! muscle man: Did some— did somebody say bachelor party?

77. muscle man: Did some— did somebody say bachelor party? I don't know the first

78. Did somebody say bachelor party? I don't know the first thing about bachelor parties.

79. I don't know the first thing about bachelor parties. muscle man: You just got to

80. Thing about bachelor parties. muscle man: You just got to do a bunch of crazy stuff to

81. muscle man: You just got to do a bunch of crazy stuff to celebrate your bro's last night

82. Do a bunch of crazy stuff to celebrate your bro's last night of freedom!

83. Celebrate your bro's last night of freedom! But isn't he already

84. Of freedom! But isn't he already in a long-term, monogamous

85. But isn't he already in a long-term, monogamous relationship?

86. In a long-term, monogamous relationship? Maybe we should help.

87. Relationship? Maybe we should help. So, who's it for?

88. Maybe we should help. So, who's it for? My cousin, quips.

89. So, who's it for? My cousin, quips.

90. My cousin, quips. Well, it's still a

91. Well, it's still a bachelor party.

92. Well, it's still a bachelor party. muscle man: Still a bachelor

93. Bachelor party. muscle man: Still a bachelor party.

94. muscle man: Still a bachelor party. It's still a

95. Party. It's still a bachelor party.

96. It's still a bachelor party. And there'll be wings.

97. Bachelor party. And there'll be wings. muscle man: And there'll be

98. And there'll be wings. muscle man: And there'll be wings.

99. muscle man: And there'll be wings. And there'll be

100. Wings. And there'll be wings.

101. And there'll be wings. We'll take care of everything.

102. Wings. We'll take care of everything. All you've got to worry about is

103. We'll take care of everything. All you've got to worry about is the wings.

104. All you've got to worry about is the wings. Thanks, guys.

105. The wings. Thanks, guys. what animal is like an insect

106. Thanks, guys. what animal is like an insect that secretly gets married?

107. what animal is like an insect that secretly gets married? An ant-elope!

108. That secretly gets married? An ant-elope! boo!

109. An ant-elope! boo! don't quit your day job!

110. boo! don't quit your day job! this is my day job.

111. don't quit your day job! this is my day job.

112. this is my day job. what do you get if you —

113. what do you get if you — get off the stage, loser!

114. What do you get if you — get off the stage, loser! whew!

115. get off the stage, loser! whew! Tough crowd.

116. whew! Tough crowd. Really... Tough crowd.

117. Tough crowd. Really... Tough crowd. What the —

118. Really... Tough crowd. What the — where are you taking me?

119. What the — where are you taking me? you don't tell anybody what

120. Where are you taking me? you don't tell anybody what you saw.

121. you don't tell anybody what you saw. please! Spare my life!

122. You saw. please! Spare my life! Take anything you want!

123. please! Spare my life! Take anything you want! Aww?

124. Take anything you want! Aww?

125. Aww? oh, no!

126. oh, no! It's really happening!

127. oh, no! It's really happening! Welcome to your

128. It's really happening! Welcome to your bachelor party, dude.

129. Welcome to your bachelor party, dude. wow! Am I in a limo?

130. Bachelor party, dude. wow! Am I in a limo? No wings? At all?

131. wow! Am I in a limo? No wings? At all? Oh, why'd today have to be

132. No wings? At all? Oh, why'd today have to be national wing day?

133. Oh, why'd today have to be national wing day? skips, this is a dream come

134. National wing day? skips, this is a dream come true.

135. skips, this is a dream come true. Thanks for —

136. True. Thanks for — no, wait.

137. Thanks for — no, wait. I'm gonna tell this to everyone.

138. No, wait. I'm gonna tell this to everyone. Thanks, everybody.

139. I'm gonna tell this to everyone. Thanks, everybody. This really means a lot.

140. Thanks, everybody. This really means a lot. Now enough with the

141. This really means a lot. Now enough with the conversation.

142. Now enough with the conversation. Let's start the celebration!

143. Conversation. Let's start the celebration! Zing-o-o-o-o!

144. Let's start the celebration! Zing-o-o-o-o! Come on, guys — "zingo" with

145. Zing-o-o-o-o! Come on, guys — "zingo" with me.

146. Come on, guys — "zingo" with me. Bachelor party,

147. Me. Bachelor party, dude.

148. Bachelor party, dude. Zing-o-o-o-o!

149. Zing-o-o-o-o!

150. man, this bachelor party's been perfect! Speaking about perfect bachelor

151. Been perfect! Speaking about perfect bachelor parties, how's those wings

152. Speaking about perfect bachelor parties, how's those wings comin', skips?

153. Parties, how's those wings comin', skips? Uh, yeah. Of course.

154. Comin', skips? Uh, yeah. Of course. But, uh, bachelor party rules.

155. Uh, yeah. Of course. But, uh, bachelor party rules. Time for the, uh...

156. But, uh, bachelor party rules. Time for the, uh... Blindfold... Activity.

157. Time for the, uh... Blindfold... Activity.

158. Blindfold... Activity. just like in the movies.

159. just like in the movies. Uh, mordecai and

160. Just like in the movies. Uh, mordecai and rigby, could I see you privately

161. Uh, mordecai and rigby, could I see you privately for a second?

162. Rigby, could I see you privately for a second? What's up, skips?

163. For a second? What's up, skips? How's the wing search?

164. What's up, skips? How's the wing search? I called every place

165. How's the wing search? I called every place in town.

166. I called every place in town. There's no wings anywhere!

167. In town. There's no wings anywhere! What should I do?

168. There's no wings anywhere! What should I do? Uh...

169. What should I do? Uh... You got to try

170. Uh... You got to try wing kingdom again.

171. You got to try wing kingdom again. Yeah, maybe the

172. Wing kingdom again. Yeah, maybe the private party's over!

173. Yeah, maybe the private party's over! Worth a shot.

174. Private party's over! Worth a shot. Uh, excuse me, I'd like a few

175. Worth a shot. Uh, excuse me, I'd like a few dozen wings.

176. Uh, excuse me, I'd like a few dozen wings. we're closed for a private

177. Dozen wings. we're closed for a private party.

178. we're closed for a private party. It's for my cousin!

179. Party. It's for my cousin! Can't you just spare a few?

180. It's for my cousin! Can't you just spare a few? sorry, sir.

181. Can't you just spare a few? sorry, sir. They're animals in there.

182. sorry, sir. They're animals in there.

183. They're animals in there. I can't spare a single wing.

184. I can't spare a single wing. Please!

185. I can't spare a single wing. Please! I'm the best man!

186. Please! I'm the best man! I can't let him down!

187. I'm the best man! I can't let him down! pfft! Some best man.

188. I can't let him down! pfft! Some best man. Can't even find a few wings.

189. pfft! Some best man. Can't even find a few wings.

190. Can't even find a few wings. uh... Uh...

191. uh... Uh... that's a great idea!

192. Uh... Uh... that's a great idea!

193. that's a great idea! Hey.

194. Hey. you got those wings,

195. Hey. you got those wings, best man?

196. you got those wings, best man? Uh... Yep?

197. Best man? Uh... Yep? you know, wings on a hill is

198. Uh... Yep? you know, wings on a hill is a quippenger tradition.

199. you know, wings on a hill is a quippenger tradition. Is... That... So?

200. A quippenger tradition. Is... That... So? you bet.

201. Is... That... So? you bet. My dad did it with his friends,

202. you bet. My dad did it with his friends, my grandfather did it, and now

203. My dad did it with his friends, my grandfather did it, and now me with my bros and my best man

204. My grandfather did it, and now me with my bros and my best man carrying on the tradition.

205. Me with my bros and my best man carrying on the tradition. All this wing talk is making me

206. Carrying on the tradition. All this wing talk is making me hungry.

207. All this wing talk is making me hungry. How long till wing time?

208. Hungry. How long till wing time? Uh... It's comin'.

209. How long till wing time? Uh... It's comin'. well, can I at least have a

210. Uh... It's comin'. well, can I at least have a whiff to tide me over?

211. well, can I at least have a whiff to tide me over? I don't think —

212. Whiff to tide me over? I don't think — huh. A lot lighter than I

213. I don't think — huh. A lot lighter than I thought it'd be.

214. huh. A lot lighter than I thought it'd be. Uh...

215. Thought it'd be. Uh... hmm.

216. Uh... hmm. Not much of a scent...

217. hmm. Not much of a scent... What flavor is this?

218. Not much of a scent... What flavor is this? Uh... The best one.

219. What flavor is this? Uh... The best one. Why don't you give me that back?

220. Uh... The best one. Why don't you give me that back? maybe if I just take a

221. Why don't you give me that back? maybe if I just take a peek...

222. maybe if I just take a peek... Wait!

223. Peek... Wait! is this some kind of joke?

224. Wait! is this some kind of joke? Uh, listen —

225. is this some kind of joke? Uh, listen — 'cause if it is, you should

226. Uh, listen — 'cause if it is, you should say "zingo," because people

227. 'cause if it is, you should say "zingo," because people might get the wrong idea if you

228. Say "zingo," because people might get the wrong idea if you don't say "zingo" after the

229. Might get the wrong idea if you don't say "zingo" after the hilarious joke.

230. Don't say "zingo" after the hilarious joke. Let me explain —

231. Hilarious joke. Let me explain — ha ha! Very funny, skips!

232. Let me explain — ha ha! Very funny, skips! Come on.

233. ha ha! Very funny, skips! Come on. Try and calm down.

234. Come on. Try and calm down. you don't understand.

235. Try and calm down. you don't understand. The only quippenger who didn't

236. you don't understand. The only quippenger who didn't eat wings on a hill was left at

237. The only quippenger who didn't eat wings on a hill was left at the altar.

238. Eat wings on a hill was left at the altar.

239. The altar. Quips, I'm sorry.

240. Quips, I'm sorry. I tried everywhere.

241. Quips, I'm sorry. I tried everywhere. muscle man:

242. I tried everywhere. muscle man: not everywhere, bro.

243. "wings for real men"? Yeah, we can read.

244. Men"? Yeah, we can read. muscle man: This place is

245. Yeah, we can read. muscle man: This place is really off-the-grid.

246. muscle man: This place is really off-the-grid. Real hush-hush.

247. Really off-the-grid. Real hush-hush. They take their wings

248. Real hush-hush. They take their wings super-seriously.

249. They take their wings super-seriously.

250. Super-seriously. Hello?

251. Hello? well, looky here!

252. well, looky here! We got several fancy city folk

253. well, looky here! We got several fancy city folk from the b-I-I-I-g city!

254. We got several fancy city folk from the b-I-I-I-g city! I need a bucket of

255. From the b-I-I-I-g city! I need a bucket of wings to go.

256. I need a bucket of wings to go. you walk in here with your

257. Wings to go. you walk in here with your fancy-pants running water, your

258. you walk in here with your fancy-pants running water, your electricity, and your

259. Fancy-pants running water, your electricity, and your special-edition dvds and expect

260. Electricity, and your special-edition dvds and expect us to give you our buckets?

261. Special-edition dvds and expect us to give you our buckets? What about that?

262. Us to give you our buckets? What about that? Free wings for life, huh?

263. What about that? Free wings for life, huh? oh, you wouldn't be able to

264. Free wings for life, huh? oh, you wouldn't be able to handle those.

265. oh, you wouldn't be able to handle those. They're for real men.

266. Handle those. They're for real men. We're men!

267. They're for real men. We're men! muscle man: No women here.

268. We're men! muscle man: No women here. hi five: I haven't seen a

269. muscle man: No women here. hi five: I haven't seen a woman all day.

270. hi five: I haven't seen a woman all day. nobody's ever survived the

271. Woman all day. nobody's ever survived the inferno challenge!

272. nobody's ever survived the inferno challenge! Our wing sauce is made from

273. Inferno challenge! Our wing sauce is made from mutated ghost peppers, hot magma

274. Our wing sauce is made from mutated ghost peppers, hot magma extract, and black-widow venom.

275. Mutated ghost peppers, hot magma extract, and black-widow venom. I'll do it.

276. Extract, and black-widow venom. I'll do it. but you don't get the bleu

277. I'll do it. but you don't get the bleu cheese!

278. but you don't get the bleu cheese! you got two minutes to eat

279. Cheese! you got two minutes to eat that whole bucket!

280. you got two minutes to eat that whole bucket!

281. That whole bucket!

282. skips, don't do it!

283. skips, don't do it! Maybe being left at the altar

284. skips, don't do it! Maybe being left at the altar won't be so bad.

285. Maybe being left at the altar won't be so bad. I promised you those

286. Won't be so bad. I promised you those wings, and you're gonna get 'em!

287. I promised you those wings, and you're gonna get 'em!

288. wh-o-o-o-o-oa!

289. Wh-o-o-o-o-oa! ticktock, city boy!

290. ticktock, city boy! Ain't that what your fancy

291. ticktock, city boy! Ain't that what your fancy watches say?

292. Ain't that what your fancy watches say?

293. Watches say? Come on, skips!

294. Come on, skips! You're almost there!

295. Come on, skips! You're almost there! Just three more wings!

296. You're almost there! Just three more wings!

297. Just three more wings! huh?

298. huh? zznngoh!

299. Huh? zznngoh! Zznngoh!

300. zznngoh! Zznngoh! Zznngoh!

301. Zznngoh! Zznngoh! Zznngoh!

302. Zznngoh! Zznngoh! Zznngoh!

303. Zznngoh! Zznngoh! Zznngoh!

304. Zznngoh! Zznngoh! We are the zingos!

305. Zznngoh! We are the zingos! Thi-s-s-s-s is the inferno!

306. We are the zingos! Thi-s-s-s-s is the inferno! I — I got to...

307. Thi-s-s-s-s is the inferno! I — I got to... Finish this!

308. I — I got to... Finish this! never!

309. Grr! you've let down your own

310. you've let down your own family!

311. you've let down your own family!

312. Family! He's gonna get those

313. He's gonna get those wings!

314. He's gonna get those wings! unh!

315. aaaah! zznngoh! Zznngoh! Zznngoh!

316. zznngoh! Zznngoh! Zznngoh!

317. Zznngoh! unh!

318. unh! znngoh!

319. Unh! znngoh! you failed him, skips!

320. znngoh! you failed him, skips! Just like you failed desdemona!

321. you failed him, skips! Just like you failed desdemona! No!

322. Just like you failed desdemona! No! Hyah!

323. No! Hyah! zing—

324. Hyah! zing—

325. zing—

326. Zing-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

327. Zing-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

328. you did it!

329. you did it! Now hand over the

330. you did it! Now hand over the wings!

331. Now hand over the wings! didn't you read the fine

332. Wings! didn't you read the fine print?

333. didn't you read the fine print?

334. Print? we don't got to give you no

335. we don't got to give you no nothin', no how!

336. We don't got to give you no nothin', no how! So why don't you pack up your

337. Nothin', no how! So why don't you pack up your big-city friends and your

338. So why don't you pack up your big-city friends and your big-city shaved chest and

339. Big-city friends and your big-city shaved chest and hightail it out of —

340. Big-city shaved chest and hightail it out of — Run!

341. Hightail it out of — Run! curse you, big-city shaved

342. Run! curse you, big-city shaved chest!

343. curse you, big-city shaved chest! You're gonna pay for this!

344. Chest! You're gonna pay for this! thanks, skips.

345. You're gonna pay for this! thanks, skips. That was the best night of my

346. thanks, skips. That was the best night of my life.

347. That was the best night of my life. Eh, it's what

348. Life. Eh, it's what best men do.

349. Eh, it's what best men do. monica!

350. Best men do. monica! hello, everyone.

351. monica! hello, everyone. how was your bachelorette

352. hello, everyone. how was your bachelorette party, babe?

353. how was your bachelorette party, babe? well, we rented out

354. Party, babe? well, we rented out wing kingdom, and we ate wings

355. well, we rented out wing kingdom, and we ate wings there all night.

356. Wing kingdom, and we ate wings there all night. I had a very good time.

357. There all night. I had a very good time. ha ha!

358. I had a very good time. ha ha! See?

359. ha ha! See? That's why she's gonna wear my

360. See? That's why she's gonna wear my "wedding wing"!

361. That's why she's gonna wear my "wedding wing"! Zing-o-o-o-o-o!

362. "wedding wing"! Zing-o-o-o-o-o!

363. Zing-o-o-o-o-o! he is so funny.