Regular Show 5x34

Directed by John Infantino • Sean Szeles

Minty Lewis as Eileen (voice) • Linda Cardellini as Cloudy J (voice) • Steve Blum as Carter (voice) • Troy Baker as Stealth Co. Guy (voice)

Mordecai and Rigby have to repaint the park house after throwing pizza pouches at it and ruining its paint job while cleaning it.

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1. I WAS BORN READY.

2. NOW STOP TALKING AND HIT ME.

3. WITH PRECISION.

4. DUDE, THAT WAS, LIKE,

5. REALLY CLOSE THIS TIME.

6. YEAH, I THINK I'M

7. GETTING THE HANG OF THE TENSION

8. AND ... OH, HEY, BENSON.

9. AAAAAH!

10. DID YOU PUT PIZZA ALL OVER THIS

11. HOUSE?

12. DON'T DENY IT.

13. I SAW YOU!

14. I SAW YOU PUT PIZZA ALL OVER

15. THIS HOUSE.

16. AND YOU ... YOU'RE JUST AS

17. GUILTY.

18. DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE YOU DO

19. THE WHOLE THING.

20. GUESS WHAT ...

21. YOU ... WHAT?

22. YOU'RE CLEANING IT, TOO, DON'T

23. WORRY.

24. AAAH!

25. YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY!

26. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

27. AAH!

28. THIS IS A PRESSURE WASHER.

29. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT?

30. YOU BETTER.

31. OTHERWISE, I'M GONNA FIRE YOU.

32. YOU'RE CLEANING EVERY LAST INCH

33. OF THIS HOUSE OR YOU'RE FIRED.

34. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

35. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS OVER

36. WITH.

37. COME ON, I WANT TO

38. USE THE WAND.

39. NO WAY, DUDE.

40. IT'S A POWER WASHER.

41. YOU NEED TO HAVE POWER TO

42. CONTROL IT.

43. YOU'RE TOO SMALL FOR THIS THING.

44. COME ON.

45. I GOT A LOW CENTER OF GRAVITY.

46. NOTHING CAN KNOCK ME OVER.

47. ALL RIGHT, DUDE.

48. GIVE ME SOME JUICE, BUT START

49. SLOW.

50. OKAY, THIS IS GOOD.

51. ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T

52. WANT IT HIGHER?

53. THERE ARE ALL THESE OTHER

54. NUMBERS ON HERE.

55. NOPE.

56. I CAN'T TAKE THIS.

57. I'M TURNING IT UP.

58. NO, DON'T DO IT!

59. I CAN HELP!

60. DUDE, NO!

61. I'M HANDLING IT!

62. SO, I CAN PICK UP MY

63. CAR TOMORROW?

64. THAT'S GREAT.

65. MORDECAI, HELP!

66. DUDE, I'M TRYING.

67. DUDE, WHO TURNED IT OFF?

68. OH, NO.

69. SORRY, BENSON.

70. WE KNOW.

71. YEAH, WE'LL REPAINT

72. SOME OF THE MESSED-UP PARTS.

73. THAT'S NOT GOOD

74. ENOUGH.

75. YOU HAVE TO REPAINT THE WHOLE

76. THING OR THE PAINT WON'T MATCH.

77. WHAT?

78. BUT THE WHOLE THING'S,

79. LIKE, THE SIZE OF A HOUSE.

80. YEAH, THAT'S THE

81. IDEA.

82. YOU HAVE TILL THE END OF THE

83. WEEKEND.

84. GEEZ, TYPICAL BENSON.

85. RIGHT, DUDE?

86. WHATEVER.

87. LET'S JUST GET STARTED.

88. YOU KNOW, I WAS RIGHT

89. THERE WITH YOU UNTIL THE WHOLE

90. "GET STARTED" PART.

91. WE GOT ALL WEEKEND.

92. LET'S GO PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES.

93. YOU KNOW, BRO OUT.

94. NO.

95. HAVE SOME BRO TIME.

96. RIGBY.

97. GET IN THE BRO-ZONE.

98. JUST STOP IT, OKAY?

99. ALL RIGHT, WHAT GIVES?

100. I GOT PLANS WITH

101. C.J. TOMORROW, AND NOW I'LL HAVE

102. TO DITCH HER BECAUSE YOU NEVER

103. LISTEN TO ME.

104. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS KIND

105. OF JUNK ANYMORE, OKAY?

106. COME ON, DUDE.

107. I BET WE CAN FINISH IT ALL

108. TODAY.

109. THEN YOU CAN STILL SEE C.J.

110. TOMORROW.

111. I MEAN, WE PAINT STUFF ALL THE

112. TIME, RIGHT?

113. I DON'T KNOW.

114. WE GET SOME TUNES,

115. SOME SODAS, AND BRO IT OUT LIKE

116. A COUPLE BROS.

117. ALL RIGHT, DUDE.

118. CLASSIC BRO TIME.

119. LET'S DO IT.

120. WE'RE NOT GONNA FINISH THIS

121. TODAY.

122. YOU TOTALLY TRICKED ME WITH YOUR

123. "BRO" TALK.

124. RELAX.

125. YOU'LL STILL BE ABLE TO HANG OUT

126. WITH C.J.

127. HOW WILL I DO THAT

128. IF I'M STUCK HERE, PAINTING

129. WALLS ALL DAY?

130. THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED

131. IF YOU JUST LISTENED TO ME IN

132. THE FIRST PLACE.

133. OKAY, I CAN SEE HOW

134. THIS IS KIND OF MY FAULT.

135. "KIND OF"?

136. OKAY, OKAY, MORE THAN

137. KIND OF.

138. LOOK, YOU GO HANG OUT WITH C.J.

139. I'LL FINISH THIS UP.

140. YEAH, RIGHT.

141. THE WHOLE THING?

142. IT'S OKAY.

143. I GOT THIS.

144. REALLY?

145. YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

146. REALLY?

147. YEAH, YOU GO.

148. BROS HELPING BROS.

149. WELL, THANKS.

150. I'LL SEE YOU WHEN IT'S DONE.

151. ALL RIGHT.

152. SOLO BRO.

153. UNO BRO.

154. BRO NUMBER ONE.

155. BRO NUMBER TWO IS WITH HIS LADY,

156. AND THAT'S COOL WITH

157. BRO NUMBER ONE.

158. ONE BRO.

159. TIME FOR A BRO BREAK.

160. I HOPE YOU SAVED ROOM FOR

161. DESSERT.

162. WE ALWAYS SAVE ROOM... FOR

163. DOUGHNUTS!

164. AW, YEAH!

165. WE'LL RETURN TO

166. "CARTER AND BRIGGS MEET RGB2"

167. AFTER THESE MESSAGES.

168. Stealth.

169. WHOA.

170. What is it that you need?

171. Stealth.

172. Paint your house for free.

173. Stealth.

174. THIS WEEK ONLY, BE A PART OF

175. OUR NEW EXPERIMENTAL TEST

176. PHASE, AND WE'LL PAINT YOUR

177. HOUSE FOR FREE.

178. CALL NOW.

179. Stealth.

180. A SUBSIDIARY OF THE U.S.

181. > GOVERNMENT.

182. HUH?

183. WHAT THE ...

184. AFTERNOON, CITIZEN.

185. WHO ARE YOU?

186. I'M A STEALTHCO AGENT FROM

187. STEALTHCO CORPORATION.

188. WAIT, I WAS JUST

189. CALLING A "STEALTHCO" ABOUT

190. GETTING MY HOUSE PAINTED.

191. I KNOW.

192. JUST NEED YOU TO SIGN THE

193. CONTRACT.

194. OKAY.

195. DUDE, THIS IS LIKE A MILLION

196. PAGES LONG.

197. JUST SIGN HERE TO GET

198. STARTED.

199. AND HERE.

200. UH, INITIAL HERE FOR US TO PAINT

201. THE INSIDE.

202. AND IT'S STILL FREE,

203. RIGHT?

204. MM-HMM.

205. NICE.

206. FINGERPRINT HERE.

207. RETINAL SCAN.

208. A-A-A-ND BLOOD SAMPLE.

209. OW!

210. EXCELLENT.

211. YOU'RE A TRUE PATRIOT.

212. WE'LL BE DONE IN A FEW HOURS.

213. GO AHEAD. GO RELAX.

214. AND PLEASE ACCEPT THIS

215. COMPLIMENTARY FLEECE PULLOVER,

216. COURTESY OF STEALTHCO.

217. WOW!

218. I DON'T KNOW.

219. IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS

220. WHERE IT'S LIKE "BLAH," YOU

221. KNOW?

222. YEAH, I TOTALLY KNOW.

223. HEY, MORDECAI.

224. SHOULDN'T YOU BE

225. PAINTING THE HOUSE?

226. OH, SHOULD I?

227. YOUR MOST RELAXING DRINK,

228. PLEASE.

229. I'M ON IT.

230. YES, YOU SHOULD.

231. QUIT MESSING AROUND AND GO

232. FINISH THE JOB.

233. YOU CAN CALL OFF YOUR

234. DOGS, MORDECAI.

235. I'M DONE BECAUSE I "LISTENED TO

236. YOU."

237. SEE, YOU HAD NOTHING TO WORRY

238. ABOUT.

239. YEAH.

240. ALL RIGHT, COOL.

241. THANKS, RIGBY.

242. NO PROBLEM-BRO.

243. EILEEN, THIS IS JUST HOT WATER.

244. IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR

245. DIGESTION.

246. SO, WHAT DO YOU

247. WANT TO DO FOR THE REST OF THE

248. WEEKEND?

249. I DON'T KNOW.

250. MAYBE CHECK OUT THAT

251. LOADED-POTATO PLACE.

252. WHAT?

253. IT'S A BAKED POTATO

254. FILLED WITH STUFF.

255. NO. LOOK.

256. RIGBY, WHERE'S THE HOUSE?

257. I DON'T KNOW.

258. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT

259. OW.

260. WHAT HAPPENED?

261. HUH?

262. OKAY, THIS IS

263. WEIRD.

264. WHAT DID YOU DO?

265. I...

266. YOU KNOW, I JUST HIRED SOME

267. PROFESSIONALS.

268. RIGBY!

269. WHOA. WHAT?

270. WHAT KIND OF GUYS DID YOU HIRE?

271. PROFESSIONAL GUYS!

272. THEY SEEMED LEGIT.

273. I EVEN SIGNED THIS CONTRACT.

274. THEY MADE OUR HOUSE STEALTH!

275. WHAT DOES "STEALTH" MEAN?

276. UGH!

277. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T EVEN

278. READ THE CONTRACT!

279. THEY GAVE ME THE GIST

280. OF IT!

281. LOOK, THE STEALTHCO GUY IS RIGHT

282. THERE.

283. WE'LL JUST TELL HIM TO FIX IT.

284. HEY, DUDE, THIS

285. ISN'T WHAT WE WAN...

286. WHAT THE...?

287. WHERE IS HE?

288. OVER HERE.

289. IS THAT A PIECE OF

290. CARDBOARD?

291. GOOD EYE, CITIZEN.

292. MM-HMM.

293. YES, THESE ARE SATISFYING

294. RESULTS.

295. AS PER OUR AGREEMENT, YOUR HOUSE

296. IS NO LONGER DETECTABLE BY

297. RADAR.

298. YEAH, OR OUR EYES!

299. LOOK, THERE WAS A

300. MISUNDERSTANDING!

301. WE DON'T WANT THIS!

302. WELL, THAT'S PERFECT.

303. THE TEST PHASE IS OVER AND, IN

304. ORDER TO PROTECT OUR FORMULA, WE

305. WILL BE DESTROYING THE PRODUCT.

306. AS PER OUR AGREEMENT, YOU WILL

307. BE REIMBURSED $500, MINUS

308. JET-REFUELING FEES, WHICH ADDS

309. UP TO 64 CENTS.

310. JET-REFUELING FEES?

311. WAIT.

312. WHEN ARE YOU REMOVING THE PAINT?

313. LET'S WRAP IT UP, BOYS!

314. ROGER THAT.

315. THE JETS WILL BE HERE

316. MOMENTARILY TO DESTROY THE

317. HOUSE.

318. WHAT?

319. WELL ... WELL, HOW ARE

320. YOU GONNA BLOW UP AN INVISIBLE

321. HOUSE, MAN?

322. WITH THIS TRACKING DEVICE.

323. GRANNY SHOT!

324. I WOULD RETREAT TO A SAFE

325. DISTANCE IF I WERE YOU.

326. SMOKE BOMB... BOMB... BOMB...

327. BOMB...

328. DUDE, WE GOT TO GET

329. THAT TRACKING DEVICE.

330. WAY AHEAD OF YOU!

331. RIGBY, STOP!

332. WE JUST HAVE TO GET INSIDE AND

333. GET UP THERE!

334. NO! I GOT IT!

335. RIGBY!

336. I GOT IT!

337. NO!

338. I CAN DO IT MYSELF!

339. I CAN BE A SOLO BRO!

340. WHAT ARE YOU

341. TALKING ABOUT?

342. WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THIS

343. TOGETHER, LIKE WE ALWAYS DO.

344. THEN WHY'D YOU SAY

345. I COULD LEAVE?

346. 'CAUSE YOU GOT YOUR

347. WHOLE C.J. THING, AND I WANTED

348. TO HELP.

349. IT JUST KIND OF FEELS LIKE WE

350. DON'T HANG OUT LIKE WE USED TO.

351. LOOK, SOMETIMES I'M

352. GONNA BE DOING OTHER THINGS, BUT

353. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

354. I'M NOT DITCHING YOU, DUDE.

355. WE'RE GONNA DIE!

356. WE GOT TO GET

357. INSIDE THE HOUSE!

358. DUDE, IT'S THE STAIRS!

359. IT'S THE END OF THE

360. HALL!

361. THAT MEANS THE

362. ATTIC'S RIGHT ABOVE US!

363. WHERE'S THE CORD?

364. GOT IT!

365. WHAT WAS THAT?

366. I DON'T KNOW,

367. RIGBY.

368. MAYBE IT'S THE BROKEN ATTIC

369. LADDER YOU SAID YOU'D FIX LAST

370. WEEK!

371. QUIT LIVIN' IN THE

372. PAST, MAN!

373. APPROACHING TARGET.

374. COME ON.

375. I'LL BOOST YOU UP.

376. I DON'T KNOW MY WAY

377. AROUND THE ATTIC!

378. WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA

379. BOOST ME UP THERE?

380. JUST LISTEN TO ME AND I'LL GUIDE

381. YOU.

382. FINE!

383. NOW WHAT?

384. THE WINDOW'S THAT

385. WAY!

386. WATCH OUT FOR THE

387. MIRROR!

388. UNH!

389. LEFT! RIGHT!

390. TURNTABLE!

391. UNH!

392. BIRD CAGE!

393. LOW-HANGING BEAM!

394. UNH!

395. MOUSE TRAP!

396. OW!

397. COBWEBS!

398. CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!

399. UGH! ARGH!

400. EXPOSED WIRE!

401. THE WINDOW'S IN

402. FRONT OF YOU!

403. AH, THIS BUTTERED

404. POPCORN IS GOOD.

405. HUH?

406. HEY! GET DOWN FROM THERE!

407. IT'S NOT SAFE!

408. TARGET IN SIGHT.

409. RIGBY, THROW IT!

410. WHERE?

411. AS FAR AS YOU CAN,

412. DUDE!

413. WE DID IT!

414. Muscle Man: BROS, HOW MUCH DO

415. YOU THINK I CAN GET FOR THIS

416. THING?

417. $50? $60?

418. AND HOW ABOUT THIS SWEET

419. PULLOVER I FOUND IN THE TRASH?

420. GET RID OF IT!

421. GET RID OF IT!

422. Muscle Man: HUH.

423. "MISSILE TRACKING DEVICE."

424. AAH! UNH!

425. NO, NOT BACK TO US!

426. HUNH!

427. Muscle Man: AAH!

428. Hi Five: OH!

429. NO, NO, NO, NO!

430. OH, NO, NO, NO!

431. COME ON, OPEN.

432. ARGH!

433. WHY DID I GET EXTRA BUTTER?

434. COME ON!

435. DARN IT!

436. [ BOTH COUGHING, GROANING ]

437. OH, MAN. YOUR CAR.

438. CAR?

439. WHAT CAR?

440. I DON'T SEE ANY CAR!

441. MAYBE IT'S INVISIBLE!

442. KIND OF LIKE THE CHECKS I'LL BE

443. PAYING YOU WITH FOR THE NEXT SIX

444. MONTHS!

445. AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOUSE?

446. YEAH, ABOUT THAT...