Regular Show 5x34

1. Hmm. muscle man: Hey, thomas. Hey, muscle man.

2. muscle man: Hey, thomas. Hey, muscle man. What's up?

3. Hey, muscle man. What's up? muscle man: Make yourself

4. What's up? muscle man: Make yourself useful by taking my clothes to

5. muscle man: Make yourself useful by taking my clothes to the dry cleaner's — and no

6. Useful by taking my clothes to the dry cleaner's — and no starch this time.

7. The dry cleaner's — and no starch this time. It wreaks havoc on my

8. Starch this time. It wreaks havoc on my pepperonis.

9. It wreaks havoc on my pepperonis. Oh. Sorry.

10. Pepperonis. Oh. Sorry. muscle man: Don't be sorry.

11. Oh. Sorry. muscle man: Don't be sorry. Be aware.

12. muscle man: Don't be sorry. Be aware. Okay.

13. Be aware. Okay. Thanks, muscle man.

14. Okay. Thanks, muscle man. Aw, man.

15. Thanks, muscle man. Aw, man. So, you wanted to talk

16. Aw, man. So, you wanted to talk to me about thomas?

17. So, you wanted to talk to me about thomas? Yeah.

18. To me about thomas? Yeah. Now, don't get me wrong —

19. Yeah. Now, don't get me wrong — thomas is a good kid.

20. Now, don't get me wrong — thomas is a good kid. But, man, I have been spending

21. Thomas is a good kid. But, man, I have been spending so much time on this internship

22. But, man, I have been spending so much time on this internship program.

23. So much time on this internship program. Oh, yeah.

24. Program. Oh, yeah. I think we're gonna

25. Oh, yeah. I think we're gonna have to let thomas go.

26. I think we're gonna have to let thomas go. That's a shame, but I

27. Have to let thomas go. That's a shame, but I can see where you're coming

28. That's a shame, but I can see where you're coming from.

29. Can see where you're coming from. Yeah.

30. From. Yeah. The last thing this park needs

31. Yeah. The last thing this park needs is another worker standing

32. The last thing this park needs is another worker standing around, doing nothing all day.

33. Is another worker standing around, doing nothing all day. That's already mordecai and

34. Around, doing nothing all day. That's already mordecai and rigby's job.

35. That's already mordecai and rigby's job. Am I right?

36. Rigby's job. Am I right?

37. Am I right? I heard that.

38. I heard that.

39. I heard that. Well, I'd better go

40. Well, I'd better go find thomas to give him the bad

41. Well, I'd better go find thomas to give him the bad news.

42. Find thomas to give him the bad news. Mom, benson says he's

43. News. Mom, benson says he's gonna fire me if I can't make

44. Mom, benson says he's gonna fire me if I can't make myself useful.

45. Gonna fire me if I can't make myself useful. What should I —

46. Myself useful. What should I — okay, I'll try.

47. What should I — okay, I'll try.

48. Okay, I'll try. hey, benson!

49. hey, benson! How's it going?

50. Hey, benson! How's it going? Not great, actually.

51. How's it going? Not great, actually. I'm glad to hear it.

52. Not great, actually. I'm glad to hear it. As for me, I was just going over

53. I'm glad to hear it. As for me, I was just going over all the duties I fulfilled at

54. As for me, I was just going over all the duties I fulfilled at the park today.

55. All the duties I fulfilled at the park today. Which duties,

56. The park today. Which duties, exactly?

57. Which duties, exactly? Well, for instance —

58. Exactly? Well, for instance — oh, I put sawdust on the barf

59. Well, for instance — oh, I put sawdust on the barf around the perimeter of the

60. Oh, I put sawdust on the barf around the perimeter of the merry-go-round and, uh, stuff

61. Around the perimeter of the merry-go-round and, uh, stuff like that — you know, duties.

62. Merry-go-round and, uh, stuff like that — you know, duties. You agree that stuff's

63. Like that — you know, duties. You agree that stuff's important, right?

64. You agree that stuff's important, right? You don't want barf in your

65. Important, right? You don't want barf in your park, do you?

66. You don't want barf in your park, do you? Of course not.

67. Park, do you? Of course not. I'm extremely anti-barf.

68. Of course not. I'm extremely anti-barf. Still, thomas, I have some —

69. I'm extremely anti-barf. Still, thomas, I have some — Bad news!

70. Still, thomas, I have some — Bad news! Benson, come in!

71. Bad news! Benson, come in! This better be

72. Benson, come in! This better be important.

73. This better be important. I'm in the middle of something.

74. Important. I'm in the middle of something. It's the statue!

75. I'm in the middle of something. It's the statue! It's gone!

76. It's the statue! It's gone! What?

77. Aah! I can't believe gene did it again! Wait. Who's gene?

78. Again! Wait. Who's gene? Gene's the

79. Wait. Who's gene? Gene's the prank-obsessed manager from our

80. Gene's the prank-obsessed manager from our rival park.

81. Prank-obsessed manager from our rival park. Every year, he and his goons

82. Rival park. Every year, he and his goons steal the statue of

83. Every year, he and his goons steal the statue of curtis montgomery, and we have

84. Steal the statue of curtis montgomery, and we have to go recover it.

85. Curtis montgomery, and we have to go recover it. Wait.

86. To go recover it. Wait. Who's curtis montgomery?

87. Wait. Who's curtis montgomery? He's the park's

88. Who's curtis montgomery? He's the park's founder.

89. He's the park's founder. Huh.

90. Founder. Huh. So, how can I help?

91. Huh. So, how can I help? Thomas, you're just

92. So, how can I help? Thomas, you're just an intern.

93. Thomas, you're just an intern. You're not necessary for this

94. An intern. You're not necessary for this one.

95. You're not necessary for this one. Besides, we already have a

96. One. Besides, we already have a backup plan.

97. Besides, we already have a backup plan. Suit up, guys.

98. Backup plan. Suit up, guys. We're going with

99. Suit up, guys. We're going with operation alien strikeforce.

100. We're going with operation alien strikeforce. Yes! I knew we'd do

101. Operation alien strikeforce. Yes! I knew we'd do one of mine eventually.

102. Yes! I knew we'd do one of mine eventually. Can I come, at least?

103. One of mine eventually. Can I come, at least? Well, we only have

104. Can I come, at least? Well, we only have enough costumes for the six

105. Well, we only have enough costumes for the six of us.

106. Enough costumes for the six of us. Plus there's no time

107. Of us. Plus there's no time to brief you, and this plan is

108. Plus there's no time to brief you, and this plan is airtight.

109. To brief you, and this plan is airtight. You'd just be dead weight.

110. Airtight. You'd just be dead weight. Just go take a seat

111. You'd just be dead weight. Just go take a seat in my office and wait for me

112. Just go take a seat in my office and wait for me there, okay?

113. In my office and wait for me there, okay? I still need to talk to you when

114. There, okay? I still need to talk to you when we get back.

115. I still need to talk to you when we get back. I am necessary.

116. We get back. I am necessary. I just need to find a way to

117. I am necessary. I just need to find a way to prove it.

118. I just need to find a way to prove it.

119. All right, muscle man. Go! Go!

120. Muscle man. Go! Go! muscle man: Help! Help!

121. Go! Go! muscle man: Help! Help! I'm stuck!

122. muscle man: Help! Help! I'm stuck! what's going on here?

123. I'm stuck! what's going on here? We are aliens!

124. what's going on here? We are aliens! Surrender to us now!

125. We are aliens! Surrender to us now! wait. Aliens?

126. Surrender to us now! wait. Aliens? you blockheads!

127. wait. Aliens? you blockheads! It's just benson and his men in

128. you blockheads! It's just benson and his men in cheap costumes.

129. It's just benson and his men in cheap costumes. They're trespassing!

130. Cheap costumes. They're trespassing! Fire at will!

131. They're trespassing! Fire at will! it's a ufo!

132. Fire at will! it's a ufo! oh, no! More aliens!

133. it's a ufo! oh, no! More aliens!

134. oh, no! More aliens! We need a better plan

135. We need a better plan to get the statue back.

136. We need a better plan to get the statue back. How 'bout we go in

137. To get the statue back. How 'bout we go in there dressed like zombies?

138. How 'bout we go in there dressed like zombies? No. No more costumes.

139. There dressed like zombies? No. No more costumes. muscle man: I say we just

140. No. No more costumes. muscle man: I say we just demo their supply bunkers.

141. muscle man: I say we just demo their supply bunkers. Sounds like a lot of

142. Demo their supply bunkers. Sounds like a lot of people could get hurt.

143. Sounds like a lot of people could get hurt. muscle man: Yeah, that's the

144. People could get hurt. muscle man: Yeah, that's the point!

145. muscle man: Yeah, that's the point! They shot us with tomatoes!

146. Point! They shot us with tomatoes! Guys, I have an idea.

147. They shot us with tomatoes! Guys, I have an idea. I could go undercover as an

148. Guys, I have an idea. I could go undercover as an intern and gather information.

149. I could go undercover as an intern and gather information. We'll take 'em down from the

150. Intern and gather information. We'll take 'em down from the inside!

151. We'll take 'em down from the inside! Uh, thomas, no.

152. Inside! Uh, thomas, no. I didn't want to do this in

153. Uh, thomas, no. I didn't want to do this in front of everyone, but

154. I didn't want to do this in front of everyone, but you're fi—

155. Front of everyone, but you're fi— Wait!

156. You're fi— Wait! I know I'm not the most

157. Wait! I know I'm not the most important worker around here,

158. I know I'm not the most important worker around here, and during my internship here,

159. Important worker around here, and during my internship here, I've gotten to know each of you,

160. And during my internship here, I've gotten to know each of you, and I finally feel like you've

161. I've gotten to know each of you, and I finally feel like you've accepted me.

162. And I finally feel like you've accepted me. I don't want to lose that.

163. Accepted me. I don't want to lose that. Please, just give me this one

164. I don't want to lose that. Please, just give me this one chance to show that I can be a

165. Please, just give me this one chance to show that I can be a valuable member to this park.

166. Chance to show that I can be a valuable member to this park. Plus, I'm the one who shot that

167. Valuable member to this park. Plus, I'm the one who shot that flare that saved you.

168. Plus, I'm the one who shot that flare that saved you. Where'd you get

169. Flare that saved you. Where'd you get that?

170. Where'd you get that? My mom works for an

171. That? My mom works for an in-flight magazine.

172. My mom works for an in-flight magazine. She gets stuff like this for

173. In-flight magazine. She gets stuff like this for free.

174. She gets stuff like this for free. muscle man: Ugh! You see,

175. Free. muscle man: Ugh! You see, that's just it, thomas.

176. muscle man: Ugh! You see, that's just it, thomas. You're too much of a mama's boy

177. That's just it, thomas. You're too much of a mama's boy to pull this off.

178. You're too much of a mama's boy to pull this off. Ugh!

179. To pull this off. Ugh! Still think I'm a

180. Ugh! Still think I'm a mama's boy?

181. Still think I'm a mama's boy? muscle man: Uncle! Uncle!

182. Mama's boy? muscle man: Uncle! Uncle! All right.

183. muscle man: Uncle! Uncle! All right. What's your plan?

184. All right. What's your plan? muscle man:

185. What's your plan? muscle man: All right.

186. muscle man: All right. The way I see it, it'll take me

187. All right. The way I see it, it'll take me 30 days to integrate into the

188. The way I see it, it'll take me 30 days to integrate into the park.

189. 30 days to integrate into the park. I'll infiltrate the park from

190. Park. I'll infiltrate the park from the air.

191. I'll infiltrate the park from the air. I'll forge an intern I.D. And

192. The air. I'll forge an intern I.D. And create a whole new persona.

193. I'll forge an intern I.D. And create a whole new persona. My name will be nicholas.

194. Create a whole new persona. My name will be nicholas. I said, "that's not my landlord.

195. My name will be nicholas. I said, "that's not my landlord. That's my lamblord!"

196. I said, "that's not my landlord. That's my lamblord!"

197. That's my lamblord!" you're all right, kid.

198. you're all right, kid. I'll embed myself

199. You're all right, kid. I'll embed myself behind enemy lines and play the

200. I'll embed myself behind enemy lines and play the role of an east pines intern.

201. Behind enemy lines and play the role of an east pines intern. I'll gain the other interns'

202. Role of an east pines intern. I'll gain the other interns' trust by getting them snacks and

203. I'll gain the other interns' trust by getting them snacks and doing all their work for 'em.

204. Once everyone's comfortable with me, I'll be free to wander the park and get a lay of the land

205. Me, I'll be free to wander the park and get a lay of the land to figure out where they hid the

206. Park and get a lay of the land to figure out where they hid the statue.

207. To figure out where they hid the statue.

208. Statue. how you liking field work?

209. how you liking field work? It's just fine, sir.

210. how you liking field work? It's just fine, sir. want to know a secret?

211. It's just fine, sir. want to know a secret?

212. want to know a secret?

213. Good one, sir.

214. Good one, sir.

215. I won't lie to you. This mission is highly dangerous.

216. This mission is highly dangerous. If I'm found out, they'll almost

217. Dangerous. If I'm found out, they'll almost certainly prank me mercilessly.

218. If I'm found out, they'll almost certainly prank me mercilessly. But for the park, I think it's

219. Certainly prank me mercilessly. But for the park, I think it's worth it.

220. But for the park, I think it's worth it. I'll keep a close eye on what

221. Worth it. I'll keep a close eye on what they do and memorize their

222. I'll keep a close eye on what they do and memorize their schedules so I can pinpoint the

223. They do and memorize their schedules so I can pinpoint the perfect night to steal the

224. Schedules so I can pinpoint the perfect night to steal the statue.

225. Perfect night to steal the statue. At the end of the 30th night,

226. Statue. At the end of the 30th night, watch for my signal.

227. At the end of the 30th night, watch for my signal. He pulled it off.

228. Watch for my signal. He pulled it off. Let's go.

229. He pulled it off. Let's go.

230. Let's go. Look! A note!

231. Look! A note! "put these on and meet me by the

232. Look! A note! "put these on and meet me by the front gate of gene's park, and

233. "put these on and meet me by the front gate of gene's park, and hurry!

234. Front gate of gene's park, and hurry! There isn't much time."

235. Hurry! There isn't much time."

236. There isn't much time." Let's go get us a

237. Let's go get us a statue.

238. Let's go get us a statue. All right.

239. Statue. All right. Gene and his men are at the

240. All right. Gene and his men are at the park managers' formal.

241. Gene and his men are at the park managers' formal. That should give us about an

242. Park managers' formal. That should give us about an hour to retrieve the statue and

243. That should give us about an hour to retrieve the statue and get out.

244. Hour to retrieve the statue and get out. Nobody invited me to

245. Get out. Nobody invited me to the park managers' formal.

246. Nobody invited me to the park managers' formal. Shh. Quiet.

247. The park managers' formal. Shh. Quiet. We're here.

248. Shh. Quiet. We're here. nicholas, what are you doing?

249. We're here. nicholas, what are you doing? Interns are lights out at

250. nicholas, what are you doing? Interns are lights out at 9:00 p.M.

251. Interns are lights out at 9:00 p.M. You know that.

252. 9:00 p.M. You know that. Yeah. Well, you know,

253. You know that. Yeah. Well, you know, the boss had me out running

254. Yeah. Well, you know, the boss had me out running errands.

255. The boss had me out running errands. It's always something, huh?

256. Errands. It's always something, huh?

257. It's always something, huh? you can say that again.

258. you can say that again. You have a good night.

259. You can say that again. You have a good night. You do the same,

260. You have a good night. You do the same, boss.

261. You do the same, boss. I still can't believe

262. Boss. I still can't believe they didn't invite me to the

263. I still can't believe they didn't invite me to the park managers' formal.

264. They didn't invite me to the park managers' formal. muscle man: You need to work

265. Park managers' formal. muscle man: You need to work on your networking skills, bro.

266. muscle man: You need to work on your networking skills, bro. All right.

267. On your networking skills, bro. All right. You three stay here and wait for

268. All right. You three stay here and wait for my signal.

269. You three stay here and wait for my signal. The rest of you, follow me.

270. My signal. The rest of you, follow me.

271. The statue is inside the silo. The only way in is through the top.

272. The only way in is through the top. full house, baby.

273. Top. full house, baby. Read 'em and weep!

274. full house, baby. Read 'em and weep! aw, come on, man!

275. Read 'em and weep! aw, come on, man! I'm gonna go prank the interns.

276. aw, come on, man! I'm gonna go prank the interns. all right.

277. I'm gonna go prank the interns. all right. Better luck next time.

278. rise and shine, ladies! Ha ha ha! Yeah! I just pranked you guys good!

279. Oh, no.

280. I'm sorry, sweetie.

281. I'm sorry, sweetie. Just give me a minute, will you?

282. I'm sorry, sweetie. Just give me a minute, will you? I told you not to call me

283. Just give me a minute, will you? I told you not to call me tonight!

284. I told you not to call me tonight! sir, it's nicholas.

285. oh, my — Whoa, whoa.

286. Whoa, whoa. muscle man: I got it.

287. Whoa, whoa. muscle man: I got it. I got it.

288. muscle man: I got it. I got it. We've got to hurry.

289. I got it. We've got to hurry. He'll be back any minute.

290. We've got to hurry. He'll be back any minute. you almost had me fooled,

291. He'll be back any minute. you almost had me fooled, nicholas.

292. you almost had me fooled, nicholas.

293. Nicholas. It's our statue,

294. It's our statue, gene.

295. It's our statue, gene. as long as it's in my park,

296. Gene. as long as it's in my park, it's my statue!

297. as long as it's in my park, it's my statue! Maybe I should just call some

298. It's my statue! Maybe I should just call some backup to help teach you that

299. Maybe I should just call some backup to help teach you that lesson!

300. Backup to help teach you that lesson! I wouldn't do that if

301. Lesson! I wouldn't do that if I were you.

302. I wouldn't do that if I were you. no intern tells me what to

303. I were you. no intern tells me what to do!

304. no intern tells me what to do! I'm not your intern.

305. Do! I'm not your intern. I'm theintern.

306. I'm not your intern. I'm theintern. hmm. Touching.

307. I'm theintern. hmm. Touching.

308. hmm. Touching. Come on! Let's go!

309. Come on! Let's go! just get in the truck and stay

310. just get in the truck and stay down!

311. Just get in the truck and stay down!

312. Down! get to the golf carts!

313. get to the golf carts! there's no gas in these

314. there's no gas in these things!

315. there's no gas in these things! what?

316. Things! what? Play it cool,

317. what? Play it cool, muscle man.

318. Play it cool, muscle man. give me your walkie-talkie!

319. Muscle man. give me your walkie-talkie! Jeff, come in! Jeff!

320. give me your walkie-talkie! Jeff, come in! Jeff! There's no batteries in here!

321. Jeff, come in! Jeff! There's no batteries in here! there's no batteries in mine,

322. There's no batteries in here! there's no batteries in mine, either, sir.

323. there's no batteries in mine, either, sir. we're gonna have to use the

324. Either, sir. we're gonna have to use the emergency phone.

325. nicholas, what are you doing out again? And who's this?

326. Out again? And who's this? muscle man: Uh, I, uh...

327. And who's this? muscle man: Uh, I, uh... He's the maintenance

328. muscle man: Uh, I, uh... He's the maintenance guy from this morning.

329. He's the maintenance guy from this morning. Gene just called me and asked me

330. Guy from this morning. Gene just called me and asked me to give him a lift home.

331. Gene just called me and asked me to give him a lift home. It's always something, right?

332. To give him a lift home. It's always something, right? muscle man: Yeah.

333. It's always something, right? muscle man: Yeah. Always something, right?

334. muscle man: Yeah. Always something, right? yeah. I'm gonna have to

335. Always something, right? yeah. I'm gonna have to verify this with gene, 'cause

336. yeah. I'm gonna have to verify this with gene, 'cause this is the first I'm hearing of

337. Verify this with gene, 'cause this is the first I'm hearing of this.

338. This is the first I'm hearing of this. Gene, this is jeff.

339. This. Gene, this is jeff. Come in. Over.

340. Gene, this is jeff. Come in. Over. He knows!

341. Come in. Over. He knows! this is gene calling all

342. He knows! this is gene calling all personnel!

343. this is gene calling all personnel! Hello!

344. Personnel! Hello! Wait a minute.

345. Hello! Wait a minute.

346. Nichola-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s! hello? Gene? Huh. He's not answering.

347. hello? Gene? Huh. He's not answering. Look, the guy's

348. Huh. He's not answering. Look, the guy's tired.

349. Look, the guy's tired. He's been working all day.

350. Tired. He's been working all day. Just let me take him back, and

351. He's been working all day. Just let me take him back, and I'll explain it to gene later.

352. Just let me take him back, and I'll explain it to gene later. nah. There's something funny

353. I'll explain it to gene later. nah. There's something funny going on here.

354. nah. There's something funny going on here. I want both of you to step out

355. Going on here. I want both of you to step out of the vehicle right now.

356. I want both of you to step out of the vehicle right now. Forget the statue!

357. Of the vehicle right now. Forget the statue! Let's get out of here!

358. Forget the statue! Let's get out of here! what was that?

359. Let's get out of here! what was that? What was what?

360. what was that? What was what? I heard something.

361. What was what? I heard something. I don't know what

362. I heard something. I don't know what you're talking about.

363. I don't know what you're talking about. Just let me call gene on my

364. You're talking about. Just let me call gene on my phone, and he'll verify this.

365. Just let me call gene on my phone, and he'll verify this. all right, go ahead, but

366. Phone, and he'll verify this. all right, go ahead, but don't try anything funny.

367. all right, go ahead, but don't try anything funny. What's he doing?

368. Don't try anything funny. What's he doing? It's not gonna work.

369. What's he doing? It's not gonna work.

370. It's not gonna work. Hey, gene, it's, uh,

371. Hey, gene, it's, uh, nicholas requesting clearance

372. Hey, gene, it's, uh, nicholas requesting clearance for the maintenance guy.

373. Nicholas requesting clearance for the maintenance guy.

374. For the maintenance guy. yeah. He's being difficult.

375. yeah. He's being difficult. Here he is.

376. Yeah. He's being difficult. Here he is. let him through, you

377. Here he is. let him through, you blockhead!

378. let him through, you blockhead! oh, I'm sorry, sir.

379. Blockhead! oh, I'm sorry, sir. My mistake.

380. oh, I'm sorry, sir. My mistake.

381. My mistake. stop! Stop!

382. stop! Stop! Don't let them through!

383. stop! Stop! Don't let them through! It's gene!

384. Don't let them through! It's gene! oh, no!

385. It's gene! oh, no!

386. oh, no!

387. no!

388. Nichola-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s!

389. sit tight, curtis montgomery.

390. sit tight, curtis montgomery. You're safe at home.

391. Sit tight, curtis montgomery. You're safe at home. I'm sorry I doubted you, thomas.

392. You're safe at home. I'm sorry I doubted you, thomas. Ah, don't worry

393. I'm sorry I doubted you, thomas. Ah, don't worry about it.

394. Ah, don't worry about it. How did you do that

395. About it. How did you do that when gene answered your

396. How did you do that when gene answered your phone call?

397. When gene answered your phone call? Oh, I had his voice

398. Phone call? Oh, I had his voice already recorded from earlier.

399. Oh, I had his voice already recorded from earlier. let him through, you

400. Already recorded from earlier. let him through, you blockhead!

401. let him through, you blockhead! Impressive.

402. Blockhead! Impressive. muscle man: Pretty cool, but

403. Impressive. muscle man: Pretty cool, but you'll always be a mama's boy

404. muscle man: Pretty cool, but you'll always be a mama's boy to me.

405. You'll always be a mama's boy to me.

406. To me.

407. All right, guys.

408. All right, guys. I got to get this.

409. All right, guys. I got to get this. See you later.

410. I got to get this. See you later.

411. See you later. hey, mom. Good news.

412. hey, mom. Good news. They want me to stay at the

413. Hey, mom. Good news. They want me to stay at the park.

414. They want me to stay at the park. Yep. Mission accomplished.