Regular Show 5x32

1. This is it, people — the big day. hi five: Huh?

2. The big day. hi five: Huh? What big day?

3. hi five: Huh? What big day? What is he talking

4. What big day? What is he talking about?

5. What is he talking about? pops?

6. About? pops? Today's my dad's

7. pops? Today's my dad's birthday.

8. Today's my dad's birthday. hi five: Oh, yeah.

9. Birthday. hi five: Oh, yeah. I remember that.

10. hi five: Oh, yeah. I remember that. Seriously?

11. I remember that. Seriously? Does no one read the e-mails I

12. Seriously? Does no one read the e-mails I send out?

13. Does no one read the e-mails I send out? Yeah, but it was just

14. Send out? Yeah, but it was just offers and stuff.

15. Yeah, but it was just offers and stuff. Anyway, everybody

16. Offers and stuff. Anyway, everybody knows that mr. Maellard loves

17. Anyway, everybody knows that mr. Maellard loves surprises, but they also know

18. Knows that mr. Maellard loves surprises, but they also know that he's impossible to

19. Surprises, but they also know that he's impossible to surprise.

20. That he's impossible to surprise. It must be from his

21. Surprise. It must be from his time in the war.

22. It must be from his time in the war. He says he always slept with his

23. Time in the war. He says he always slept with his eyes open.

24. He says he always slept with his eyes open.

25. Eyes open. that's why I've come up with the

26. that's why I've come up with the perfect plan.

27. That's why I've come up with the perfect plan. Bam! — Fake surprise.

28. Perfect plan. Bam! — Fake surprise. See, it'll go down like this.

29. Bam! — Fake surprise. See, it'll go down like this. Maellard will show up like...

30. See, it'll go down like this. Maellard will show up like... hiya, benson.

31. Maellard will show up like... hiya, benson. I'm here to pick up pops for my

32. hiya, benson. I'm here to pick up pops for my birthday dinner.

33. I'm here to pick up pops for my birthday dinner. And I'm gonna be

34. Birthday dinner. And I'm gonna be all...

35. And I'm gonna be all... What? I didn't know it was your

36. All... What? I didn't know it was your birthday.

37. What? I didn't know it was your birthday. That's when I'll take him to the

38. Birthday. That's when I'll take him to the snack bar, where — bam! — Fake

39. That's when I'll take him to the snack bar, where — bam! — Fake surprise.

40. Snack bar, where — bam! — Fake surprise. He'll be so thrown off by it, he

41. Surprise. He'll be so thrown off by it, he won't suspect a thing when I

42. He'll be so thrown off by it, he won't suspect a thing when I take him to the real party.

43. Won't suspect a thing when I take him to the real party. wow, benson.

44. Take him to the real party. wow, benson. That was the perfect surprise.

45. wow, benson. That was the perfect surprise. Here's $1 million.

46. That was the perfect surprise. Here's $1 million. Gee!

47. Here's $1 million. Gee! Thanks, mr. Maellard.

48. Gee! Thanks, mr. Maellard. You know, it was nothing,

49. Thanks, mr. Maellard. You know, it was nothing, really.

50. You know, it was nothing, really.

51. Really. Uh... So, yeah.

52. Uh... So, yeah. That's how we're gonna do it.

53. Uh... So, yeah. That's how we're gonna do it. Oh, that plan sounds

54. That's how we're gonna do it. Oh, that plan sounds wonderful, benson!

55. Oh, that plan sounds wonderful, benson! All right.

56. Wonderful, benson! All right. Time for your assignments.

57. All right. Time for your assignments. Skips, set up the table.

58. Time for your assignments. Skips, set up the table. Muscle man and hi five ghost, go

59. Skips, set up the table. Muscle man and hi five ghost, go buy balloons.

60. Muscle man and hi five ghost, go buy balloons. Mordecai and rigby, you're

61. Buy balloons. Mordecai and rigby, you're picking up the cake.

62. Mordecai and rigby, you're picking up the cake. Really?

63. Picking up the cake. Really? Yep.

64. Really? Yep. It's prepaid and everything.

65. Yep. It's prepaid and everything. All you have to do is pick it

66. It's prepaid and everything. All you have to do is pick it up.

67. All you have to do is pick it up. Just give them the receipt and

68. Up. Just give them the receipt and bring the cake back.

69. Just give them the receipt and bring the cake back. That's it.

70. Bring the cake back. That's it. Aw, yeah!

71. That's it. Aw, yeah! ♪ pickin' up the cake,

72. Aw, yeah! ♪ pickin' up the cake, pickin' up the cake, pickin' up

73. Pickin' up the cake, pickin' up the cake, gonna do it great ♪ Just pick up the cake

74. The cake, gonna do it great ♪ Just pick up the cake and try not to ruin my big day.

75. Just pick up the cake and try not to ruin my big day. I thought it was

76. And try not to ruin my big day. I thought it was maellard's day.

77. I thought it was maellard's day. Just pick up the

78. Maellard's day. Just pick up the cake!

79. Man, this place is packed!

80. Man, this place is packed! Why does everyone need a cake

81. Packed! Why does everyone need a cake so bad?

82. Why does everyone need a cake so bad? Dude, check it out.

83. So bad? Dude, check it out. This cake benson ordered is

84. Dude, check it out. This cake benson ordered is crazy expensive.

85. This cake benson ordered is crazy expensive. $130?

86. Crazy expensive. $130? Yeah.

87. $130? Yeah. Benson's really going all out.

88. Yeah. Benson's really going all out. Hey, mordecai, check

89. Benson's really going all out. Hey, mordecai, check out that line.

90. Hey, mordecai, check out that line. Nobody's in it.

91. Out that line. Nobody's in it. It says, "prepaid,"

92. Nobody's in it. It says, "prepaid," so, yeah — let's do it!

93. It says, "prepaid," so, yeah — let's do it! I got my cake.

94. So, yeah — let's do it! I got my cake. I got my cake!

95. I got my cake. I got my cake! Excuse me.

96. I got my cake! Excuse me. I'm here to pick up a cake.

97. Excuse me. I'm here to pick up a cake. oh. If you have a prepaid

98. I'm here to pick up a cake. oh. If you have a prepaid receipt, I can get that for you.

99. oh. If you have a prepaid receipt, I can get that for you. Yeah, we do!

100. Receipt, I can get that for you. Yeah, we do! okay. It'll be just a minute.

101. Yeah, we do! okay. It'll be just a minute. excuse me!

102. okay. It'll be just a minute. excuse me! I was here before they were.

103. excuse me! I was here before they were. sorry, ma'am, but prepaid

104. I was here before they were. sorry, ma'am, but prepaid customers take priority.

105. sorry, ma'am, but prepaid customers take priority. hey, you two!

106. Customers take priority. hey, you two! That's right.

107. hey, you two! That's right. I'm talking to you bozos.

108. That's right. I'm talking to you bozos. You just cut the line!

109. I'm talking to you bozos. You just cut the line! Uh...

110. You just cut the line! Uh... get back here and take a

111. Uh... get back here and take a number like everybody else!

112. get back here and take a number like everybody else! We didn't cut in

113. Number like everybody else! We didn't cut in line.

114. We didn't cut in line. This is the prepaid line.

115. Line. This is the prepaid line. oh-ho!

116. This is the prepaid line. oh-ho! That's a fine excuse — for a

117. oh-ho! That's a fine excuse — for a bunch of line cutters!

118. That's a fine excuse — for a bunch of line cutters! Look, we didn't

119. Bunch of line cutters! Look, we didn't cut, okay?

120. Look, we didn't cut, okay? This is a separate line for

121. Cut, okay? This is a separate line for people with prepaid receipts.

122. This is a separate line for people with prepaid receipts.

123. People with prepaid receipts. but —

124. but — all right. Here you go.

125. but — all right. Here you go.

126. all right. Here you go. Whoa!

127. Whoa! also, you guys get our last

128. Whoa! also, you guys get our last free cake pastries.

129. also, you guys get our last free cake pastries. this is ridiculous!

130. Free cake pastries. this is ridiculous! I've been here longer than

131. this is ridiculous! I've been here longer than anybody!

132. I've been here longer than anybody! I'm sorry, ma'am, but the

133. Anybody! I'm sorry, ma'am, but the sign says prepaid customers get

134. I'm sorry, ma'am, but the sign says prepaid customers get tended to first, so maybe you

135. Sign says prepaid customers get tended to first, so maybe you should learn how to read.

136. Tended to first, so maybe you should learn how to read. Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa!

137. Should learn how to read. Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa! Ha ha! Okay.

138. Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa! Ha ha! Okay. Thanks for the cake. Bye!

139. Ha ha! Okay. Thanks for the cake. Bye!

140. Hey, I'd say this job was a piece of cake.

141. Piece of cake. aw, yeah, it was!

142. aw, yeah, it was!

143. Aw, yeah, it was! Hand me one of them

144. Hand me one of them victory pastries.

145. Hand me one of them victory pastries. Uh...

146. Victory pastries. Uh... Aw, man!

147. Uh... Aw, man! Did you eat both of them?

148. Aw, man! Did you eat both of them? Sorry!

149. Did you eat both of them? Sorry! The second one just fell in my

150. Sorry! The second one just fell in my mouth!

151. The second one just fell in my mouth! Ugh!

152. Mouth! Ugh! You're the worst.

153. Ugh! You're the worst.

154. You're the worst. What the...?

155. What the...? line cutters!

156. line cutters! Line cutters gonna get cut!

157. Line cutters! Line cutters gonna get cut! Aaaaaaaaah!

158. Line cutters gonna get cut! Aaaaaaaaah! She's got a cake cutter!

159. Aaaaaaaaah! She's got a cake cutter! Let's get out of here!

160. She's got a cake cutter! Let's get out of here! Time to shake this

161. Let's get out of here! Time to shake this cake witch!

162. Time to shake this cake witch!

163. Cake witch! Aaaaaah!

164. Aaaaaah! huh?

165. huh? Wait! What does that say?

166. Huh? Wait! What does that say? Aah! I wish I could read!

167. ooooooooooooh!

168. ooooooooooooh! Road cake!

169. ooooooooooooh! Road cake! road cake!

170. Road cake! road cake! road cake!

171. road cake! road cake!

172. road cake!

173. hmm.

174. hmm. Time for the meeting with

175. hmm. Time for the meeting with accounting.

176. Time for the meeting with accounting. If we're late, tokyo will drop

177. Accounting. If we're late, tokyo will drop the deal!

178. If we're late, tokyo will drop the deal! Come on!

179. The deal! Come on! whoo!

180. Oh, boy. Hello, mr. Maellard.

181. Hello, mr. Maellard. where's pops?

182. Hello, mr. Maellard. where's pops? We're gonna be late to my

183. where's pops? We're gonna be late to my birthday dinner.

184. We're gonna be late to my birthday dinner. Birthday?

185. Birthday dinner. Birthday? It's your birthday today?

186. Birthday? It's your birthday today? yes. And I'm sure you don't

187. It's your birthday today? yes. And I'm sure you don't have anything planned.

188. yes. And I'm sure you don't have anything planned.

189. Have anything planned. of course. How could I?

190. of course. How could I? I only just now found out about

191. Of course. How could I? I only just now found out about it — just now!

192. I only just now found out about it — just now! But you know what?

193. It — just now! But you know what? I think pops is at the snack

194. But you know what? I think pops is at the snack bar.

195. I think pops is at the snack bar. Let me take you there.

196. Bar. Let me take you there. mm-hmm.

197. Let me take you there. mm-hmm. Let's go see "pops at the snack

198. mm-hmm. Let's go see "pops at the snack bar."

199. Let's go see "pops at the snack bar." Right this way.

200. Bar." Right this way. I'm taking papa eagle out to the

201. Right this way. I'm taking papa eagle out to the field.

202. I'm taking papa eagle out to the field. We'll be back at the nest

203. Field. We'll be back at the nest shortly.

204. We'll be back at the nest shortly. Do you copy?

205. Shortly. Do you copy? Who's the eagle again?

206. Do you copy? Who's the eagle again?

207. Who's the eagle again? maellard is the eagle.

208. maellard is the eagle. It was in the e-mail!

209. Maellard is the eagle. It was in the e-mail! Ugh!

210. It was in the e-mail! Ugh! okay. So, I get that you

211. Ugh! okay. So, I get that you don't have enough money for a

212. okay. So, I get that you don't have enough money for a new cake, but you really don't

213. Don't have enough money for a new cake, but you really don't know how to make one?

214. New cake, but you really don't know how to make one? Isn't it, like, one of your food

215. Know how to make one? Isn't it, like, one of your food groups?

216. Isn't it, like, one of your food groups? Hey, less judgy, more

217. Groups? Hey, less judgy, more cakey!

218. Hey, less judgy, more cakey! There's not a lot

219. Cakey! There's not a lot of time.

220. There's not a lot of time. Can you help us or not?

221. Of time. Can you help us or not? Does angel food cake

222. Can you help us or not? Does angel food cake cool upside down?

223. Does angel food cake cool upside down? Uhhh...

224. Cool upside down? Uhhh... Yes.

225. Uhhh... Yes. The answer is "yes."

226. Yes. The answer is "yes."

227. You guys are awesome! This is even better than the

228. You guys are awesome! This is even better than the cake benson bought!

229. This is even better than the cake benson bought! He should be paying us!

230. Cake benson bought! He should be paying us! Come on.

231. He should be paying us! Come on. Let's get this outside.

232. Come on. Let's get this outside. Uh...

233. Let's get this outside. Uh... Uh...

234. Uh... Uh... Eileen, what did you

235. Uh... Eileen, what did you do?

236. Eileen, what did you do? It doesn't fit out the door!

237. Do? It doesn't fit out the door! Hey, I can't do the

238. It doesn't fit out the door! Hey, I can't do the math if I don't have the whole

239. Hey, I can't do the math if I don't have the whole equation.

240. Math if I don't have the whole equation. Ugh!

241. Equation. Ugh! I'm taking papa eagle

242. Ugh! I'm taking papa eagle out to the field.

243. I'm taking papa eagle out to the field. We'll be back at the nest

244. Out to the field. We'll be back at the nest shortly.

245. We'll be back at the nest shortly. Do you copy?

246. Shortly. Do you copy? Who's the eagle again?

247. Do you copy? Who's the eagle again? Maellard's the eagle.

248. Who's the eagle again? Maellard's the eagle. It's in the e-mail!

249. Maellard's the eagle. It's in the e-mail! He knows I don't do

250. It's in the e-mail! He knows I don't do e-mail.

251. He knows I don't do e-mail. hi five: Where are mordecai

252. E-mail. hi five: Where are mordecai and rigby?

253. hi five: Where are mordecai and rigby? Oh, they should have

254. And rigby? Oh, they should have brought the cake by now.

255. Oh, they should have brought the cake by now. Ugh!

256. Brought the cake by now. Ugh! Let's go find 'em.

257. Ugh! Let's go find 'em. Oh, there you are!

258. Let's go find 'em. Oh, there you are! muscle man: What's the

259. Oh, there you are! muscle man: What's the holdup, bros?

260. muscle man: What's the holdup, bros? It's not our fault!

261. Holdup, bros? It's not our fault! The cake won't go outside!

262. It's not our fault! The cake won't go outside! How'd it get inside?

263. The cake won't go outside! How'd it get inside? That's not important!

264. How'd it get inside? That's not important! Look, we just need

265. That's not important! Look, we just need to get it outside before benson

266. Look, we just need to get it outside before benson shows up with mr. Maellard.

267. To get it outside before benson shows up with mr. Maellard. Does anyone have any ideas?

268. Shows up with mr. Maellard. Does anyone have any ideas? Way to go, dudes.

269. Does anyone have any ideas? Way to go, dudes. You really messed up big.

270. Way to go, dudes. You really messed up big. hi five: Yeah!

271. You really messed up big. hi five: Yeah! Benson's gonna be really bummed

272. hi five: Yeah! Benson's gonna be really bummed out.

273. Benson's gonna be really bummed out. Ugh!

274. Out. Ugh! If only there was a

275. Ugh! If only there was a way to — ugh!

276. If only there was a way to — ugh! Outside cake!

277. Way to — ugh! Outside cake! Ooh, I might have

278. Outside cake! Ooh, I might have something, then!

279. Ooh, I might have something, then! Aha! Here it is!

280. Something, then! Aha! Here it is! What is it?

281. Aha! Here it is! What is it? It's my

282. What is it? It's my handy home matter mover.

283. It's my handy home matter mover. I got it in the 1950s.

284. Handy home matter mover. I got it in the 1950s.

285. I got it in the 1950s. gather 'round! Gather 'round!

286. gather 'round! Gather 'round! What you see before you will

287. gather 'round! Gather 'round! What you see before you will revolutionize how you move

288. What you see before you will revolutionize how you move things!

289. Revolutionize how you move things! Let me introduce the

290. Things! Let me introduce the handy home matter mover!

291. Let me introduce the handy home matter mover! Oh, my!

292. Handy home matter mover! Oh, my! does this sound familiar?

293. Oh, my! does this sound familiar? Say the missus wants to put a

294. does this sound familiar? Say the missus wants to put a vase of flowers on the

295. Say the missus wants to put a vase of flowers on the dining-room table, but she has

296. Vase of flowers on the dining-room table, but she has her hands full with the kids.

297. Dining-room table, but she has her hands full with the kids. Hmm?

298. Her hands full with the kids. Hmm? well, all you have to do is

299. Hmm? well, all you have to do is key in the coordinates, aim, and

300. well, all you have to do is key in the coordinates, aim, and hit the switch!

301. Key in the coordinates, aim, and hit the switch!

302. Hit the switch!

303. I'll take it!

304. I'll take it! A teleporter?

305. I'll take it! A teleporter? It's perfect!

306. A teleporter? It's perfect! Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm!

307. well, I don't see pops out here. Are you sure?

308. Here. Are you sure? Maybe you should check behind

309. Are you sure? Maybe you should check behind the counter.

310. Maybe you should check behind the counter.

311. The counter. surprise!

312. surprise! my!

313. Surprise! my! That was a good one.

314. my! That was a good one. Right?

315. That was a good one. Right? And you thought I forgot your

316. Right? And you thought I forgot your birthday.

317. And you thought I forgot your birthday. well, it's certainly

318. Birthday. well, it's certainly thoughtful of you to come up

319. well, it's certainly thoughtful of you to come up with this one surprise for me.

320. Thoughtful of you to come up with this one surprise for me.

321. With this one surprise for me. it's no trouble.

322. it's no trouble. One surprise is the least

323. It's no trouble. One surprise is the least I can do.

324. One surprise is the least I can do. Let's head back to the house for

325. I can do. Let's head back to the house for pops.

326. Let's head back to the house for pops. yes. I'm sure pops is very

327. Pops. yes. I'm sure pops is very lonely, waiting all by himself.

328. yes. I'm sure pops is very lonely, waiting all by himself. Oh, oh, wait for me!

329. Lonely, waiting all by himself. Oh, oh, wait for me! Oof!

330. hi five: Are you sure this will work? muscle man: It looks really

331. Will work? muscle man: It looks really old.

332. muscle man: It looks really old. Okay.

333. Old. Okay. I think I got it.

334. Okay. I think I got it.

335. I think I got it. Uh...

336. Uh... Papa eagle is coming

337. Uh... Papa eagle is coming to the roost.

338. Papa eagle is coming to the roost. Get the eggs ready!

339. To the roost. Get the eggs ready!

340. Get the eggs ready! Come on! Come on!

341. Come on! Come on! muscle man: Hurry up, bro!

342. Come on! Come on! muscle man: Hurry up, bro! I expect that

343. muscle man: Hurry up, bro! I expect that everyone's ready to crack the

344. I expect that everyone's ready to crack the eggs.

345. Everyone's ready to crack the eggs. Sorry for all the work calls,

346. Eggs. Sorry for all the work calls, but we've got a real eagle

347. Sorry for all the work calls, but we've got a real eagle problem at the moment.

348. But we've got a real eagle problem at the moment. But, anyway, I'm sure pops is

349. Problem at the moment. But, anyway, I'm sure pops is somewhere around here.

350. But, anyway, I'm sure pops is somewhere around here. I'm sure he is.

351. Somewhere around here. I'm sure he is.

352. I'm sure he is. Surpri—

353. Surpri— can you wait here?

354. Surpri— can you wait here?

355. Can you wait here? Whoa!

356. Whoa! I think I almost

357. Whoa! I think I almost got it.

358. I think I almost got it. Gah!

359. Got it. Gah! Oh, there you guys

360. Gah! Oh, there you guys are.

361. Oh, there you guys are. Did I not make myself

362. Are. Did I not make myself perfectly clear?

363. Did I not make myself perfectly clear? Papa eagle is out there and no

364. Perfectly clear? Papa eagle is out there and no cake and no guests!

365. Papa eagle is out there and no cake and no guests! What part of "surprise party" do

366. Cake and no guests! What part of "surprise party" do you not understand?

367. What part of "surprise party" do you not understand? It'll be fine!

368. You not understand? It'll be fine! We just had a few setbacks.

369. It'll be fine! We just had a few setbacks. There was this angry woman...

370. We just had a few setbacks. There was this angry woman... And these

371. There was this angry woman... And these shaggy-looking business guys...

372. And these shaggy-looking business guys... But c.J. And eileen

373. Shaggy-looking business guys... But c.J. And eileen helped us make this better cake.

374. But c.J. And eileen helped us make this better cake. It's just a little too big to

375. Helped us make this better cake. It's just a little too big to get out the door.

376. It's just a little too big to get out the door. But now we got this

377. Get out the door. But now we got this teleporter, so —

378. But now we got this teleporter, so — Are you kidding me?

379. Teleporter, so — Are you kidding me? I've had this whole surprise

380. Are you kidding me? I've had this whole surprise party planned out, and now

381. I've had this whole surprise party planned out, and now there's no surprise!

382. Party planned out, and now there's no surprise! But the teleporter —

383. There's no surprise! But the teleporter — Forget the

384. But the teleporter — Forget the teleporter!

385. Forget the teleporter! No!

386. Teleporter! No! We can still save the party!

387. No! We can still save the party!

388. We can still save the party!

389. this is how they throw a

390. this is how they throw a birthday party?

391. this is how they throw a birthday party? There's no one here!

392. Birthday party? There's no one here! This is how they treat me, after

393. There's no one here! This is how they treat me, after all I've done for them?

394. This is how they treat me, after all I've done for them?

395. All I've done for them? it's lonely at the top.

396. it's lonely at the top. [ delibes' "flower duet" from

397. It's lonely at the top. [ delibes' "flower duet" from "lakmé" plays ]

398. Surprise! uh...

399. Surprise! uh... Ugh!

400. uh... Ugh! Papa is so surprised,

401. Ugh! Papa is so surprised, he doesn't know what to say!

402. Papa is so surprised, he doesn't know what to say!

403. He doesn't know what to say!

404. that was the best birthday

405. that was the best birthday surprise of my life!

406. that was the best birthday surprise of my life! Where am I?

407. Surprise of my life! Where am I? You're in the hospital.

408. Where am I? You're in the hospital. You've been in a

409. You're in the hospital. You've been in a coma for three weeks.

410. You've been in a coma for three weeks. Sir, I can't tell you

411. Coma for three weeks. Sir, I can't tell you how sorry I am.

412. Sir, I can't tell you how sorry I am. I just —

413. How sorry I am. I just — what do you have to be sorry

414. I just — what do you have to be sorry about?

415. what do you have to be sorry about? I've always wanted to be in a

416. About? I've always wanted to be in a coma.

417. I've always wanted to be in a coma. I am impressed.

418. Coma. I am impressed. You figured out what to get the

419. I am impressed. You figured out what to get the man that has everything.

420. You figured out what to get the man that has everything. This birthday really takes the

421. Man that has everything. This birthday really takes the cake.

422. This birthday really takes the cake.

423. So, who's up for cards at my house tonight? muscle man: Can't.