Regular Show 5x3

1. Aw, yeah-uh! Time for some "zombie pep squad."

2. Time for some "zombie pep squad." I heard this movie has

3. "zombie pep squad." I heard this movie has the world record for most stings

4. I heard this movie has the world record for most stings in a movie ever!

5. The world record for most stings in a movie ever! You heard right.

6. In a movie ever! You heard right. what do you say we ditch te

7. You heard right. what do you say we ditch te party and head on up to

8. what do you say we ditch te party and head on up to makeout point?

9. Party and head on up to makeout point? okay, but...

10. Makeout point? okay, but...

11. okay, but... Here we go.

12. Here we go. relax, babe.

13. Here we go. relax, babe.

14. relax, babe. aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

15. aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

16. aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

17. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

18. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Hey, dude, can you

19. Hey, dude, can you pause it for a sec?

20. Hey, dude, can you pause it for a sec? I'm gonna go get some chips.

21. Pause it for a sec? I'm gonna go get some chips. No way.

22. I'm gonna go get some chips. No way. I'll ruin the flow.

23. No way. I'll ruin the flow. Dude, just pause it

24. I'll ruin the flow. Dude, just pause it for a sec.

25. Dude, just pause it for a sec. No.

26. For a sec. No. But I'm starving!

27. No. But I'm starving! You just ate six

28. But I'm starving! You just ate six bags of chips!

29. You just ate six bags of chips! And now I need more!

30. Bags of chips! And now I need more! In a minute.

31. And now I need more! In a minute. No, now!

32. In a minute. No, now! Aaaaah!

33. No, now! Aaaaah!

34. Aaaaah!

35. Benson's

36. Benson's windshield!

37. Benson's windshield! This is not good.

38. Windshield! This is not good. What are we gonna do?

39. This is not good. What are we gonna do? Maybe he won't even

40. What are we gonna do? Maybe he won't even know it was us.

41. Maybe he won't even know it was us. It could've been anybody —

42. Know it was us. It could've been anybody — pops, skips, thomas.

43. It could've been anybody — pops, skips, thomas. Yeah! Let's pin it on thomas!

44. Pops, skips, thomas. Yeah! Let's pin it on thomas! No, dude.

45. Yeah! Let's pin it on thomas! No, dude. If we don't get this fixed

46. No, dude. If we don't get this fixed before benson finds out, he's

47. If we don't get this fixed before benson finds out, he's gonna fire us.

48. Before benson finds out, he's gonna fire us. Aw, man!

49. Gonna fire us. Aw, man! And I still don't have chips!

50. Aw, man! And I still don't have chips!

51. And I still don't have chips! Yeah.

52. Yeah. We should have paused the movie.

53. Yeah. We should have paused the movie.

54. We should have paused the movie. keep looking.

55. keep looking. Benson's car keys have to be

56. Keep looking. Benson's car keys have to be here somewhere.

57. Benson's car keys have to be here somewhere.

58. Here somewhere. his jacket!

59. his jacket! Dude! Of course!

60. His jacket! Dude! Of course! Hm-hm-hm-hm!

61. Dude! Of course! Hm-hm-hm-hm! What the...?

62. Hm-hm-hm-hm! What the...?

63. What the...? what are you doing in my office?

64. what are you doing in my office? Uh... Nothing.

65. What are you doing in my office? Uh... Nothing. We were doing nothing.

66. Uh... Nothing. We were doing nothing. Did you do that thing

67. We were doing nothing. Did you do that thing I asked you to do?

68. Did you do that thing I asked you to do? Thing?

69. I asked you to do? Thing? Uh, we were gonna do that thing.

70. Thing? Uh, we were gonna do that thing. Totally gonna do the

71. Uh, we were gonna do that thing. Totally gonna do the thing.

72. Totally gonna do the thing. Could you just give

73. Thing. Could you just give us instructions, though?

74. Could you just give us instructions, though? Just having a hard time getting

75. Us instructions, though? Just having a hard time getting started.

76. Just having a hard time getting started. You need instructions

77. Started. You need instructions for raking?

78. You need instructions for raking? Yes.

79. For raking? Yes. You see that rakey

80. Yes. You see that rakey thing out there?

81. You see that rakey thing out there? Pick it up and rake with it!

82. Uh, actually, could you show us? We're more visual learners.

83. You show us? We're more visual learners.

84. We're more visual learners. you walk over to some leaves,

85. you walk over to some leaves, take your hands, grab the rake,

86. You walk over to some leaves, take your hands, grab the rake, and then you rake the leaves.

87. Take your hands, grab the rake, and then you rake the leaves. You rake the leaves.

88. And then you rake the leaves. You rake the leaves. Hey!

89. You rake the leaves. Hey! What are you doing back there?

90. Hey! What are you doing back there? Oh. Uh, we can see

91. What are you doing back there? Oh. Uh, we can see you better from here.

92. Oh. Uh, we can see you better from here. Yeah, so we can get

93. You better from here. Yeah, so we can get the whole...

94. Yeah, so we can get the whole... Leave!

95. The whole... Leave! Uh, thanks, benson.

96. Leave! Uh, thanks, benson. Dude, yeah, man!

97. Uh, thanks, benson. Dude, yeah, man! Really helpful!

98. Dude, yeah, man! Really helpful!

99. Really helpful! Hey, benson!

100. Hey, benson! Like this, right?

101. Hey, benson! Like this, right? Yeah. Real good.

102. Like this, right? Yeah. Real good. Are we done?

103. Yeah. Real good. Are we done? Got a lot of work to do here.

104. mm-hmm. Hmm-hmm. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh!

105. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh! Yep. Yep. Broken windshield.

106. Uh-huh. Uh-huh! Yep. Yep. Broken windshield.

107. Yep. Yep. Broken windshield. We know.

108. We know. How much?

109. We know. How much? eh, I'll do it for...

110. How much? eh, I'll do it for... 300 bucks.

111. eh, I'll do it for... 300 bucks. We can't afford that.

112. 300 bucks. We can't afford that. How 'bout $65?

113. We can't afford that. How 'bout $65? you dare come into my store

114. How 'bout $65? you dare come into my store with an offer like that?

115. you dare come into my store with an offer like that? I'm an artiste!

116. With an offer like that? I'm an artiste! Get out of here!

117. I'm an artiste! Get out of here! Dude, nice going.

118. Dude, we'll just hide the car here while we figure out a plan "b."

119. Here while we figure out a plan "b."

120. Plan "b."

121. Yeah, the old kind of

122. Yeah, the old kind of station wagon.

123. Yeah, the old kind of station wagon. Oh.

124. Station wagon. Oh. Uh, hey, benson.

125. Oh. Uh, hey, benson. What's going on?

126. Uh, hey, benson. What's going on? My car is missing.

127. What's going on? My car is missing. Or maybe you never had

128. My car is missing. Or maybe you never had one in the first place?

129. Or maybe you never had one in the first place? Ugh! ow!

130. One in the first place? Ugh! ow! Not likely, rigby.

131. Ugh! ow! Not likely, rigby. That car is the most important

132. Not likely, rigby. That car is the most important thing I own.

133. That car is the most important thing I own. So, officers, when you find

134. Thing I own. So, officers, when you find it —

135. So, officers, when you find it — whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.

136. It — whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. We'll keep an eye out for it,

137. whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. We'll keep an eye out for it, but —

138. We'll keep an eye out for it, but — hmm.

139. But — hmm. What is that?

140. Hmm. What is that? Does that mean you'll find my

141. What is that? Does that mean you'll find my car?

142. Does that mean you'll find my car? let's just say you're gonna

143. Car? let's just say you're gonna want to get a bus pass.

144. let's just say you're gonna want to get a bus pass.

145. Want to get a bus pass. Lousy cops.

146. Lousy cops. [ engine turns over, tires

147. Lousy cops. [ engine turns over, tires squeal ]

148. [ engine turns over, tires squeal ] I'm going inside.

149. Squeal ] I'm going inside. Are you all right,

150. I'm going inside. Are you all right, benson?

151. Are you all right, benson? I'm... Fine.

152. Benson? I'm... Fine. Dude, this is awesome!

153. I'm... Fine. Dude, this is awesome! What is?

154. Dude, this is awesome! What is? Benson says he's fine,

155. What is? Benson says he's fine, so if we just ditch the car,

156. Benson says he's fine, so if we just ditch the car, we're off the hook!

157. So if we just ditch the car, we're off the hook! No, rigby.

158. We're off the hook! No, rigby. Look at him!

159. No, rigby. Look at him! We need to fix this.

160. Look at him! We need to fix this. muscle man: I knew it was you

161. We need to fix this. muscle man: I knew it was you losers!

162. muscle man: I knew it was you losers!

163. Losers! muscle man: Where'd you stash

164. muscle man: Where'd you stash the car?

165. muscle man: Where'd you stash the car? Please don't say

166. The car? Please don't say anything, muscle man.

167. Please don't say anything, muscle man. Yeah.

168. Anything, muscle man. Yeah. Benson can't find out.

169. Yeah. Benson can't find out. muscle man: Show me the

170. Benson can't find out. muscle man: Show me the damage, or I talk.

171. muscle man: Show me the damage, or I talk. [ metal detector clicking and

172. Damage, or I talk. [ metal detector clicking and chirping ]

173. [ metal detector clicking and chirping ] whoo-hoo! Yeah!

174. Chirping ] whoo-hoo! Yeah! I really hit the mother lode

175. Whoo-hoo! Yeah! I really hit the mother lode over here!

176. I really hit the mother lode over here! Come on, dude.

177. Over here! Come on, dude. Just help us find someone who

178. Come on, dude. Just help us find someone who can fix it for cheap.

179. Just help us find someone who can fix it for cheap. muscle man:

180. Can fix it for cheap. muscle man: here. Hold my gear.

181. muscle man: here. Hold my gear. And don't even look at my chips.

182. Hmm. Yeah, this is polyvinyl butyral-laminated

183. Yeah, this is polyvinyl butyral-laminated breeze-resistant glass.

184. Butyral-laminated breeze-resistant glass. But don't worry.

185. Breeze-resistant glass. But don't worry. I know a guy who'll fix it for

186. But don't worry. I know a guy who'll fix it for real cheap.

187. Thanks for coming on such short notice. Please have a seat.

188. Such short notice. Please have a seat.

189. Please have a seat. oh, and could you get the light?

190. oh, and could you get the light? Thanks, bring 'em back jack.

191. Oh, and could you get the light? Thanks, bring 'em back jack. no problemo.

192. Thanks, bring 'em back jack. no problemo. I never hired a

193. no problemo. I never hired a bounty hunter before.

194. I never hired a bounty hunter before. Just curious, though — are you

195. Bounty hunter before. Just curious, though — are you really from the future, like

196. Just curious, though — are you really from the future, like your ad says?

197. Really from the future, like your ad says? ha! Ha!

198. Your ad says? ha! Ha! I got a voice-activated future

199. ha! Ha! I got a voice-activated future gun here.

200. I got a voice-activated future gun here. Hello!

201. Gun here. Hello! hello, jack.

202. Hello! hello, jack. v.I.C.K.I., silent mode.

203. hello, jack. v.I.C.K.I., silent mode. See, "v.I.C.K.I." stands for

204. v.I.C.K.I., silent mode. See, "v.I.C.K.I." stands for "voice input calling and killing

205. See, "v.I.C.K.I." stands for "voice input calling and killing instrument."

206. "voice input calling and killing instrument." Whatever.

207. Instrument." Whatever. Can you track down the scum that

208. Whatever. Can you track down the scum that stole my car or not?

209. Can you track down the scum that stole my car or not? heck, yeah, brah!

210. Stole my car or not? heck, yeah, brah! I just need half my payment up

211. heck, yeah, brah! I just need half my payment up front, half when you get your

212. I just need half my payment up front, half when you get your car back.

213. Front, half when you get your car back. And I only ask one more thing —

214. Car back. And I only ask one more thing — that I can do whatever I want to

215. And I only ask one more thing — that I can do whatever I want to the perps when I find them.

216. That I can do whatever I want to the perps when I find them. See, in the future, violence is

217. The perps when I find them. See, in the future, violence is outlawed.

218. See, in the future, violence is outlawed. Fine.

219. Outlawed. Fine. Just get my car back.

220. Fine. Just get my car back. that'll be $500,000.

221. Just get my car back. that'll be $500,000. Now, I do have an

222. that'll be $500,000. Now, I do have an internet coupon.

223. Now, I do have an internet coupon. in the future, internet

224. Internet coupon. in the future, internet coupons are also outlawed.

225. in the future, internet coupons are also outlawed. But since we're in your time, I

226. Coupons are also outlawed. But since we're in your time, I guess I'll honor it.

227. But since we're in your time, I guess I'll honor it. Great.

228. Guess I'll honor it. Great. Here's half — $250.

229. Great. Here's half — $250. you're lucky I like fantasy

230. Here's half — $250. you're lucky I like fantasy violence and adult situations so

231. you're lucky I like fantasy violence and adult situations so much.

232. Huh! V.I.C.K.I., analyze clue.

233. V.I.C.K.I., analyze clue. broken glass.

234. broken glass. Dirt. Dirt.

235. broken glass. Dirt. Dirt. Tire tracks.

236. Dirt. Dirt. Tire tracks. bingo.

237. Tire tracks. bingo. Are you sure this is

238. bingo. Are you sure this is the place?

239. Are you sure this is the place? This place is way out in the

240. The place? This place is way out in the sticks, man.

241. This place is way out in the sticks, man. This is where

242. Sticks, man. This is where muscle man's instructions say to

243. This is where muscle man's instructions say to wait.

244. Muscle man's instructions say to wait. Oh, and we got to signal.

245. Wait. Oh, and we got to signal. Dude, nothing

246. Oh, and we got to signal. Dude, nothing happened.

247. Dude, nothing happened.

248. Happened. You armand?

249. You armand? you have 60 bucks?

250. You armand? you have 60 bucks? Dude, can you fix it?

251. you have 60 bucks? Dude, can you fix it?

252. Dude, can you fix it?

253. give me one hour.

254. they weren't real with it — oh, a little on the pointy side. hmm. These the guys?

255. Oh, a little on the pointy side. hmm. These the guys? uh...

256. hmm. These the guys? uh... don't worry.

257. uh... don't worry. V.I.C.K.I.'s got it covered.

258. don't worry. V.I.C.K.I.'s got it covered.

259. V.I.C.K.I.'s got it covered.

260. targets identified.

261. targets identified. Morde-cuh-ai and rigby.

262. targets identified. Morde-cuh-ai and rigby. not bad.

263. Morde-cuh-ai and rigby. not bad. now locate targets.

264. not bad. now locate targets. target location.

265. now locate targets. target location. The park.

266. target location. The park. call the coffin shop,

267. The park. call the coffin shop, v.I.C.K.I.

268. call the coffin shop, v.I.C.K.I.

269. V.I.C.K.I. hello. Sunset coffin shop.

270. hello. Sunset coffin shop. yeah, I'm gonna need two

271. hello. Sunset coffin shop. yeah, I'm gonna need two coffins for later today.

272. yeah, I'm gonna need two coffins for later today. wonderful.

273. Coffins for later today. wonderful. And will you need any flower

274. wonderful. And will you need any flower arrangements with that?

275. And will you need any flower arrangements with that? not necessary.

276. Arrangements with that? not necessary.

277. not necessary. ♪ oh,

278. ♪ oh, drivin' in a car ♪ ♪ yeah, we busted benson's

279. Windshield ♪ ♪ got to fix it fast or benson'll fire us for... Breakin'

280. Benson'll fire us for... Breakin' his windshield ♪ ♪ we're gonna lose our job

281. His windshield ♪ ♪ we're gonna lose our job Dude, cut it out,

282. Dude, cut it out, or benson's gonna catch us.

283. Or benson's gonna catch us. oh, man. That was close.

284. oh, man. That was close. Yeah. Let's just put

285. Oh, man. That was close. Yeah. Let's just put the note on and get out of here.

286. Done and done. your targets are in range. you didn't really think you'd

287. your targets are in range. you didn't really think you'd get away with this, did you?

288. you didn't really think you'd get away with this, did you? Who are you?

289. Get away with this, did you? Who are you? benson hired me to find the

290. Who are you? benson hired me to find the guys who stole his car.

291. benson hired me to find the guys who stole his car. So, now that I've found you,

292. Guys who stole his car. So, now that I've found you, it's time to kill you!

293. So, now that I've found you, it's time to kill you! Dude, we — we were

294. It's time to kill you! Dude, we — we were just —

295. Dude, we — we were just — v.I.C.K.I., destroy targets!

296. Just — v.I.C.K.I., destroy targets! Aaaah!

297. v.I.C.K.I., destroy targets! Aaaah! come on, v.I.C.K.I.!

298. Aaaah! come on, v.I.C.K.I.! Destroy targets!

299. come on, v.I.C.K.I.! Destroy targets!

300. Destroy targets! Aaah!

301. Aaah! Benson called a

302. Aaah! Benson called a bounty hunter?

303. Benson called a bounty hunter? He must be really mad!

304. Bounty hunter? He must be really mad! What do we do?

305. He must be really mad! What do we do? We got to get

306. What do we do? We got to get benson to call him off.

307. We got to get benson to call him off.

308. Benson to call him off. Aaah!

309. v.I.C.K.I., play epic tunes! scramble missiles!

310. Scramble missiles! sorry, innocent bystanders.

311. V.I.C.K.I., vaporize door! Time to shut you down for good. shutting down.

312. Time to shut you down for good. shutting down. no!

313. shutting down. no! Run!

314. no! Run! uh, p-power on!

315. Run! uh, p-power on! Benson!

316. uh, p-power on! Benson! Guys?

317. Benson! Guys? Listen, you got to lay low.

318. Guys? Listen, you got to lay low. I think jack found the guys that

319. Listen, you got to lay low. I think jack found the guys that stole my car.

320. I think jack found the guys that stole my car. He did find them,

321. Stole my car. He did find them, 'cause we took your car.

322. He did find them, 'cause we took your car. What?

323. 'cause we took your car. What? We were fighting over

324. What? We were fighting over the remote, and the remote

325. We were fighting over the remote, and the remote cracked your windshield, so we

326. The remote, and the remote cracked your windshield, so we took it to a guy to fix it.

327. Cracked your windshield, so we took it to a guy to fix it. Then we took it to another guy,

328. Took it to a guy to fix it. Then we took it to another guy, but it's all better now.

329. Then we took it to another guy, but it's all better now. Could you call

330. But it's all better now. Could you call the future guy off?

331. Could you call the future guy off? Grr-ga-a-a-a-a-a-h!

332. The future guy off? Grr-ga-a-a-a-a-a-h! I'll deal with you two later.

333. Grr-ga-a-a-a-a-a-h! I'll deal with you two later. We have to stop jack.

334. I'll deal with you two later. We have to stop jack.

335. We have to stop jack.

336. come out, come out, wherever you

337. come out, come out, wherever you are!

338. Come out, come out, wherever you are! Stop!

339. Are! Stop! v.I.C.K.I., berserker ion

340. Stop! v.I.C.K.I., berserker ion cannon!

341. v.I.C.K.I., berserker ion cannon!

342. Cannon! now, benson, brah, I don't want

343. now, benson, brah, I don't want to alarm you, but those are the

344. Now, benson, brah, I don't want to alarm you, but those are the perps.

345. To alarm you, but those are the perps. I know.

346. Perps. I know. what?

347. I know. what? They didn't steal my

348. what? They didn't steal my car.

349. They didn't steal my car. They're my employees.

350. Car. They're my employees. They took my car to get it fixed

351. They're my employees. They took my car to get it fixed and didn't tell me.

352. They took my car to get it fixed and didn't tell me. well, you told me I could do

353. And didn't tell me. well, you told me I could do what I wanted with the perps!

354. well, you told me I could do what I wanted with the perps! You promised!

355. What I wanted with the perps! You promised!

356. You promised! Look, jack, there's

357. Look, jack, there's no reason to hurt them.

358. Look, jack, there's no reason to hurt them. All I wanted was my car, and

359. No reason to hurt them. All I wanted was my car, and it's right here.

360. All I wanted was my car, and it's right here. Just keep the money, okay?

361. It's right here. Just keep the money, okay? suit yourself, brah.

362. Just keep the money, okay? suit yourself, brah. Whew!

363. suit yourself, brah. Whew! v.I.C.K.I., shutdown code

364. Whew! v.I.C.K.I., shutdown code alpha sigma rho.

365. v.I.C.K.I., shutdown code alpha sigma rho. all systems go.

366. Alpha sigma rho. all systems go. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

367. all systems go. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

368. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! noooooooooooooooooooooo!

369. noooooooooooooooooooooo!

370. Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

371. whoo!

372. whoo! Bummer about your car, man!

373. whoo! Bummer about your car, man! At least that explosion was

374. Bummer about your car, man! At least that explosion was pretty awesome.

375. At least that explosion was pretty awesome. Totally satisfied my violent

376. Pretty awesome. Totally satisfied my violent urges.

377. Totally satisfied my violent urges. You know what I'm saying?

378. Urges. You know what I'm saying? Hey, can I get the other

379. You know what I'm saying? Hey, can I get the other 250 bucks?

380. Hey, can I get the other 250 bucks?

381. 250 bucks? police!

382. police! rain check. Got it, brah.

383. Police! rain check. Got it, brah. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

384. rain check. Got it, brah. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaah! You!

385. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaah! You! Thanks for saving

386. You! Thanks for saving us, benson.

387. Thanks for saving us, benson. Yeah, thanks, man!

388. Us, benson. Yeah, thanks, man! Damage to the house,

389. Yeah, thanks, man! Damage to the house, damage to my car, my bus fare

390. Damage to the house, damage to my car, my bus fare for the next month — you're

391. Damage to my car, my bus fare for the next month — you're paying for all of it!

392. For the next month — you're paying for all of it!

393. Paying for all of it! He didn't say to clean

394. He didn't say to clean up this mess, but...

395. He didn't say to clean up this mess, but... yeah.

396. Up this mess, but... yeah. Let's get started.

397. yeah. Let's get started. Whoa.

398. Let's get started. Whoa. Mordecai, check this out.

399. Whoa. Mordecai, check this out. muscle man: Told you my guy

400. Mordecai, check this out. muscle man: Told you my guy was good.