1. I admire you, mr. Squirrel.
You're in perfect harmony with
nature.Copy !req
2. You're in perfect harmony with
nature.
I am also one with nature.Copy !req
3. Nature.
I am also one with nature.
In fact, I wrote a poem aboutCopy !req
4. I am also one with nature.
In fact, I wrote a poem about
being one with nature.Copy !req
5. In fact, I wrote a poem about
being one with nature.
Ahem!Copy !req
6. Being one with nature.
Ahem!
"a brow of grassCopy !req
7. Ahem!
"a brow of grass
and hair of moss,Copy !req
8. "a brow of grass
and hair of moss,
puddles are my dipping sauce.Copy !req
9. And hair of moss,
puddles are my dipping sauce.
A petal, a wing, an arm or twoCopy !req
10. Puddles are my dipping sauce.
A petal, a wing, an arm or two
presenting a hug from me toCopy !req
11. A petal, a wing, an arm or two
presenting a hug from me to
you."Copy !req
12. Presenting a hug from me to
you."
mm.Copy !req
13. You."
mm.Copy !req
14. Mm.
ow! Ohh!Copy !req
15. ow! Ohh!
Ohh!Copy !req
16. Ow! Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh.Copy !req
17. Ohh!
Ohh.
why, nature? Why?Copy !req
18. Ohh.
why, nature? Why?
surfers love riding theCopy !req
19. Why, nature? Why?
surfers love riding the
waves, but they also loveCopy !req
20. surfers love riding the
waves, but they also love
having fun.Copy !req
21. Waves, but they also love
having fun.
ah, brah, you see duke onCopy !req
22. Having fun.
ah, brah, you see duke on
that last wave, brah?Copy !req
23. ah, brah, you see duke on
that last wave, brah?
brah, I tried to pull out,Copy !req
24. That last wave, brah?
brah, I tried to pull out,
brah.Copy !req
25. brah, I tried to pull out,
brah.
dude, brah, you were just oCopy !req
26. Brah.
dude, brah, you were just o
deep in that barrel, I wasCopy !req
27. dude, brah, you were just o
deep in that barrel, I was
like, brah.Copy !req
28. Deep in that barrel, I was
like, brah.Copy !req
29. Like, brah.Copy !req
30. is that really how they talk?Copy !req
31. is that really how they talk?
yeah.Copy !req
32. Is that really how they talk?
yeah.
Brah, hey, brah. 'sup, brah?Copy !req
33. yeah.
Brah, hey, brah. 'sup, brah?
Brah, brah, brah, brah, brah.Copy !req
34. Brah, hey, brah. 'sup, brah?
Brah, brah, brah, brah, brah.
yeah.Copy !req
35. Brah, brah, brah, brah, brah.
yeah.
What a bunch of losers.Copy !req
36. yeah.
What a bunch of losers.
Dude, did you just eat the lastCopy !req
37. What a bunch of losers.
Dude, did you just eat the last
of the chips, dude?Copy !req
38. Dude, did you just eat the last
of the chips, dude?
Relax, dude.Copy !req
39. Of the chips, dude?
Relax, dude.
It was just crumbs.Copy !req
40. Relax, dude.
It was just crumbs.
Yeah, dude, but youCopy !req
41. It was just crumbs.
Yeah, dude, but you
ate the last of the chips beforeCopy !req
42. Yeah, dude, but you
ate the last of the chips before
you ate the last of the crumbs,Copy !req
43. Ate the last of the chips before
you ate the last of the crumbs,
dude.Copy !req
44. You ate the last of the crumbs,
dude.
When am I supposed to get myCopy !req
45. Dude.
When am I supposed to get my
chip on?Copy !req
46. When am I supposed to get my
chip on?Copy !req
47. Chip on?
Whoa, pops.Copy !req
48. Whoa, pops.
What's wrong?Copy !req
49. Whoa, pops.
What's wrong?
Oh, I'm just having aCopy !req
50. What's wrong?
Oh, I'm just having a
bad day with nature, I suppose.Copy !req
51. Oh, I'm just having a
bad day with nature, I suppose.
You mind if I sit here with youCopy !req
52. Bad day with nature, I suppose.
You mind if I sit here with you
guys for a while?Copy !req
53. You mind if I sit here with you
guys for a while?
Of course not.Copy !req
54. Guys for a while?
Of course not.
Yeah, take a load off.Copy !req
55. Of course not.
Yeah, take a load off.
catching your first wave —Copy !req
56. Yeah, take a load off.
catching your first wave —
it's just like — ahh!Copy !req
57. catching your first wave —
it's just like — ahh!
I mean, I don't want to soundCopy !req
58. It's just like — ahh!
I mean, I don't want to sound
like I'm bragging or whatever,Copy !req
59. I mean, I don't want to sound
like I'm bragging or whatever,
but I really just feel sorryCopy !req
60. Like I'm bragging or whatever,
but I really just feel sorry
for dudes who can't ride waves,Copy !req
61. But I really just feel sorry
for dudes who can't ride waves,
'cause you just pop up on thatCopy !req
62. For dudes who can't ride waves,
'cause you just pop up on that
board, and you're just in it —Copy !req
63. 'cause you just pop up on that
board, and you're just in it —
just totally one with nature.Copy !req
64. Board, and you're just in it —
just totally one with nature.
Oh, boy!Copy !req
65. Just totally one with nature.
Oh, boy!
That's what I have to do to beCopy !req
66. Oh, boy!
That's what I have to do to be
one with nature — surfing!Copy !req
67. That's what I have to do to be
one with nature — surfing!Copy !req
68. One with nature — surfing!
"'peachy' perry's three p's toCopy !req
69. "'peachy' perry's three p's to
surfing perfect."Copy !req
70. "'peachy' perry's three p's to
surfing perfect."
the three p's are paddling,Copy !req
71. Surfing perfect."
the three p's are paddling,
pivoting, popping up.Copy !req
72. The three p's are paddling,
pivoting, popping up.
Seems easy enough.Copy !req
73. Pivoting, popping up.
Seems easy enough.
Paddling.Copy !req
74. Seems easy enough.
Paddling.Copy !req
75. Paddling.
pivoting.Copy !req
76. Pivoting.
PoppingCopy !req
77. Popping
whoa! Aah!Copy !req
78. Whoa! Aah!Copy !req
79. gramps can't even get up on hisCopy !req
80. gramps can't even get up on his
board.Copy !req
81. Gramps can't even get up on his
board.
Salutations, fellows.Copy !req
82. Board.
Salutations, fellows.Copy !req
83. Salutations, fellows.
my name is pops.Copy !req
84. My name is pops.
what kind of stupid name isCopy !req
85. what kind of stupid name is
that?Copy !req
86. what kind of stupid name is
that?
What's your name?Copy !req
87. That?
What's your name?
hurl hurlbutt, and these areCopy !req
88. What's your name?
hurl hurlbutt, and these are
my associates, merle and burl.Copy !req
89. hurl hurlbutt, and these are
my associates, merle and burl.
hey, we should call this guyCopy !req
90. My associates, merle and burl.
hey, we should call this guy
"mondo cabezo."Copy !req
91. hey, we should call this guy
"mondo cabezo."
hey, mondo cabezo, can I rubCopy !req
92. "mondo cabezo."
hey, mondo cabezo, can I rub
your head for good luck?Copy !req
93. hey, mondo cabezo, can I rub
your head for good luck?Copy !req
94. Your head for good luck?Copy !req
95. hey, mondo, I think I seeCopy !req
96. hey, mondo, I think I see
your family out in the water.Copy !req
97. hey, mondo, I think I see
your family out in the water.Copy !req
98. Your family out in the water.
I am as mother natureCopy !req
99. I am as mother nature
made me, sir.Copy !req
100. I am as mother nature
made me, sir.
mother nature gave you theCopy !req
101. Made me, sir.
mother nature gave you the
worst body for surfing ever,Copy !req
102. mother nature gave you the
worst body for surfing ever,
brah.Copy !req
103. Worst body for surfing ever,
brah.
Peachy says anybody canCopy !req
104. Brah.
Peachy says anybody can
catch a wave with enoughCopy !req
105. Peachy says anybody can
catch a wave with enough
practice.Copy !req
106. Catch a wave with enough
practice.
uh, yeah, peachy's dead.Copy !req
107. Practice.
uh, yeah, peachy's dead.Copy !req
108. uh, yeah, peachy's dead.Copy !req
109. whoo!Copy !req
110. whoo!
primo surf.Copy !req
111. whoo!
primo surf.
whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
112. primo surf.
whoo! Yeah!
ugh, get out of here, mondo.Copy !req
113. whoo! Yeah!
ugh, get out of here, mondo.
You're gonna harsh our ride.Copy !req
114. ugh, get out of here, mondo.
You're gonna harsh our ride.
No!Copy !req
115. You're gonna harsh our ride.
No!Copy !req
116. No!
paddle.Copy !req
117. paddle.
Aah!Copy !req
118. Paddle.
Aah!
Pivot.Copy !req
119. Aah!
Pivot.
Pop up!Copy !req
120. Pivot.
Pop up!Copy !req
121. Pop up!
aah!Copy !req
122. Aah!Copy !req
123. Aah!Copy !req
124. Dude, quiet.
I'm trying to focus.Copy !req
125. Dude, quiet.
I'm trying to focus.Copy !req
126. garage beats
pencil.
Whoa!Copy !req
127. Pencil.
Whoa!
Uh, how'd surfing workCopy !req
128. Whoa!
Uh, how'd surfing work
out for you, pops?Copy !req
129. Uh, how'd surfing work
out for you, pops?
Hideous.Copy !req
130. Out for you, pops?
Hideous.
Not only did I not become oneCopy !req
131. Hideous.
Not only did I not become one
with nature, but I made surferCopy !req
132. Not only did I not become one
with nature, but I made surfer
enemies.Copy !req
133. With nature, but I made surfer
enemies.
Maybe it's betterCopy !req
134. Enemies.
Maybe it's better
if you just forgot the wholeCopy !req
135. Maybe it's better
if you just forgot the whole
surfing thing.Copy !req
136. If you just forgot the whole
surfing thing.
Yeah, try sticking toCopy !req
137. Surfing thing.
Yeah, try sticking to
lollipops and fanciness — yourCopy !req
138. Yeah, try sticking to
lollipops and fanciness — your
comfort zone.Copy !req
139. Lollipops and fanciness — your
comfort zone.
I mean, look at me.Copy !req
140. Comfort zone.
I mean, look at me.
I've never left my comfort zone,Copy !req
141. I mean, look at me.
I've never left my comfort zone,
and I'm doing great.Copy !req
142. I've never left my comfort zone,
and I'm doing great.
Plus, those jerkCopy !req
143. And I'm doing great.
Plus, those jerk
surfers basically proved they'reCopy !req
144. Plus, those jerk
surfers basically proved they're
not one with nature if they ranCopy !req
145. Surfers basically proved they're
not one with nature if they ran
you off the beach.Copy !req
146. Not one with nature if they ran
you off the beach.
Oh, mordecai.Copy !req
147. You off the beach.
Oh, mordecai.
I don't mean to offend yourCopy !req
148. Oh, mordecai.
I don't mean to offend your
reasoning, but surfers are mostCopy !req
149. I don't mean to offend your
reasoning, but surfers are most
certainly one with nature.Copy !req
150. Reasoning, but surfers are most
certainly one with nature.
The fine little people who liveCopy !req
151. Certainly one with nature.
The fine little people who live
inside the television do notCopy !req
152. The fine little people who live
inside the television do not
lie.Copy !req
153. Inside the television do not
lie.
Uh, no offenseCopy !req
154. Lie.
Uh, no offense
taken, but maybe you can atCopy !req
155. Uh, no offense
taken, but maybe you can at
least take a break from theCopy !req
156. Taken, but maybe you can at
least take a break from the
other surfers for a while, untilCopy !req
157. Least take a break from the
other surfers for a while, until
you get the hang of it?Copy !req
158. Other surfers for a while, until
you get the hang of it?
Yeah, you're rich.Copy !req
159. You get the hang of it?
Yeah, you're rich.
Why don't you just build a beachCopy !req
160. Yeah, you're rich.
Why don't you just build a beach
here at the park?Copy !req
161. Why don't you just build a beach
here at the park?
Oh, rigby, that'sCopy !req
162. Here at the park?
Oh, rigby, that's
brilliant!Copy !req
163. Oh, rigby, that's
brilliant!
And you and mordecai can importCopy !req
164. Brilliant!
And you and mordecai can import
dolphins for atmosphere.Copy !req
165. And you and mordecai can import
dolphins for atmosphere.
Okay.Copy !req
166. Dolphins for atmosphere.
Okay.
Or maybe just a wave machine forCopy !req
167. Okay.
Or maybe just a wave machine for
the lake?Copy !req
168. Or maybe just a wave machine for
the lake?
wave on!Copy !req
169. watch this, everyone!
Do you think thisCopy !req
170. Watch this, everyone!
Do you think this
is gonna work?Copy !req
171. Do you think this
is gonna work?
Aah!Copy !req
172. Is gonna work?
Aah!Copy !req
173. Aah!
aah!Copy !req
174. aah!
Looking good, pops!Copy !req
175. aah!
Looking good, pops!
Yeah, this is never gonna work.Copy !req
176. Looking good, pops!
Yeah, this is never gonna work.
Whoa. Whoa!Copy !req
177. Yeah, this is never gonna work.
Whoa. Whoa!
Aah!Copy !req
178. Uh-oh.
so, you were saying pops was
surfing out on the park lake?Copy !req
179. so, you were saying pops was
surfing out on the park lake?
Yes.Copy !req
180. Surfing out on the park lake?
Yes.
He, uh, wanted to be one withCopy !req
181. Yes.
He, uh, wanted to be one with
nature or something.Copy !req
182. He, uh, wanted to be one with
nature or something.
I don't know.Copy !req
183. Nature or something.
I don't know.
well, we can't have that.Copy !req
184. I don't know.
well, we can't have that.
Just look at this x-ray.Copy !req
185. well, we can't have that.
Just look at this x-ray.
Jumping to a standing positionCopy !req
186. Just look at this x-ray.
Jumping to a standing position
with a head of this size putsCopy !req
187. Jumping to a standing position
with a head of this size puts
too much strain on the feebleCopy !req
188. With a head of this size puts
too much strain on the feeble
spine — like trying to hold aCopy !req
189. Too much strain on the feeble
spine — like trying to hold a
bowling ball on a stick ofCopy !req
190. Spine — like trying to hold a
bowling ball on a stick of
angel-hair pasta.Copy !req
191. Bowling ball on a stick of
angel-hair pasta.
Pops, I have to recommend thatCopy !req
192. Angel-hair pasta.
Pops, I have to recommend that
you stay on land.Copy !req
193. Pops, I have to recommend that
you stay on land.
But — but I'll neverCopy !req
194. You stay on land.
But — but I'll never
become one with nature on land.Copy !req
195. But — but I'll never
become one with nature on land.
let me put this in termsCopy !req
196. Become one with nature on land.
let me put this in terms
you'll understand.Copy !req
197. let me put this in terms
you'll understand.
This is your body.Copy !req
198. You'll understand.
This is your body.
And this is your body onCopy !req
199. This is your body.
And this is your body on
surfing.Copy !req
200. And this is your body on
surfing.
Any questions?Copy !req
201. Surfing.
Any questions?
Well, I thank you forCopy !req
202. Any questions?
Well, I thank you for
your medical opinion, dr. Henry,Copy !req
203. Well, I thank you for
your medical opinion, dr. Henry,
but I intend to keep chasingCopy !req
204. Your medical opinion, dr. Henry,
but I intend to keep chasing
said waves until I chase oneCopy !req
205. But I intend to keep chasing
said waves until I chase one
down and then ride it.Copy !req
206. Said waves until I chase one
down and then ride it.
but I'm trusting you boys toCopy !req
207. Down and then ride it.
but I'm trusting you boys to
keep him off that board comeCopy !req
208. but I'm trusting you boys to
keep him off that board come
morning.Copy !req
209. Keep him off that board come
morning.
Don't worry.Copy !req
210. Morning.
Don't worry.
We'll stay up all night andCopy !req
211. Don't worry.
We'll stay up all night and
guard the door.Copy !req
212. We'll stay up all night and
guard the door.
Yeah, he'll never makeCopy !req
213. Guard the door.
Yeah, he'll never make
it past our security team.Copy !req
214. Yeah, he'll never make
it past our security team.
Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm!Copy !req
215. It past our security team.
Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm!Copy !req
216. all right! Whoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
217. all right! Whoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
218. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
you were right about the sweetCopy !req
219. you were right about the sweet
break at this place, brah!Copy !req
220. You were right about the sweet
break at this place, brah!
Whoa!Copy !req
221. Break at this place, brah!
Whoa!
Whoo!Copy !req
222. Whoa!
Whoo!
no chop, no sharks.Copy !req
223. Whoo!
no chop, no sharks.
Aw!Copy !req
224. no chop, no sharks.
Aw!
How'd mondo cabezo find outCopy !req
225. Aw!
How'd mondo cabezo find out
about our wave, brah?Copy !req
226. How'd mondo cabezo find out
about our wave, brah?
This is my wave.Copy !req
227. About our wave, brah?
This is my wave.Copy !req
228. This is my wave.Copy !req
229. Aah!Copy !req
230. Aah!
Aah! What?Copy !req
231. Aah!
Aah! What?
We fell asleep!Copy !req
232. Aah! What?
We fell asleep!
Dude, there's no wayCopy !req
233. We fell asleep!
Dude, there's no way
he got past us.Copy !req
234. Dude, there's no way
he got past us.
Plus, his head is too big to fitCopy !req
235. He got past us.
Plus, his head is too big to fit
through the win—Copy !req
236. Plus, his head is too big to fit
through the win—Copy !req
237. Through the win—
get off our wave, mondo!Copy !req
238. get off our wave, mondo!
whoa! Aah!Copy !req
239. whoa! Aah!
What's going on?Copy !req
240. Whoa! Aah!
What's going on?
Pops is in trouble!Copy !req
241. What's going on?
Pops is in trouble!
To the lake boats!Copy !req
242. Pops is in trouble!
To the lake boats!Copy !req
243. To the lake boats!
Hey!Copy !req
244. Hey!
Get away from him!Copy !req
245. Hey!
Get away from him!
brace, brahs!Copy !req
246. hurl, we got to call for
reinforcements.Copy !req
247. hurl, we got to call for
reinforcements.
let us perform the ancientCopy !req
248. Reinforcements.
let us perform the ancient
call of the surfers.Copy !req
249. let us perform the ancient
call of the surfers.Copy !req
250. Call of the surfers.
wipe out!Copy !req
251. There's too many of
'em!
Aah!Copy !req
252. Pops, no!
time to crank this baby up to
11.Copy !req
253. time to crank this baby up to
11.
Pivot.Copy !req
254. 11.
Pivot.
Pop. Whoa!Copy !req
255. Pivot.
Pop. Whoa!
We got to help pops!Copy !req
256. Pop. Whoa!
We got to help pops!Copy !req
257. We got to help pops!
mondo?Copy !req
258. mondo?
Get him off of there.Copy !req
259. mondo?
Get him off of there.
Pop. Aah!Copy !req
260. Get him off of there.
Pop. Aah!Copy !req
261. Pop. Aah!Copy !req
262. Hey!Copy !req
263. Hey!
Hand it over!Copy !req
264. the ultimate wave.
no, brahs.Copy !req
265. the ultimate wave.
no, brahs.
It's suicide to ride that wave.Copy !req
266. no, brahs.
It's suicide to ride that wave.
Let mondo have this one.Copy !req
267. It's suicide to ride that wave.
Let mondo have this one.
Aah!Copy !req
268. Let mondo have this one.
Aah!
Pops!Copy !req
269. Aah!
Pops!
If you wipe out, you'll die!Copy !req
270. Pops!
If you wipe out, you'll die!Copy !req
271. If you wipe out, you'll die!
Pop up, pops.Copy !req
272. Pop up, pops.
Ride the wave, pops.Copy !req
273. Pop up, pops.
Ride the wave, pops.
But — but I'm so afraid —Copy !req
274. Ride the wave, pops.
But — but I'm so afraid —
afraid of those ruffians —Copy !req
275. But — but I'm so afraid —
afraid of those ruffians —
afraid of my body failing.Copy !req
276. Afraid of those ruffians —
afraid of my body failing.
But mostly I'm — I'm afraid ofCopy !req
277. Afraid of my body failing.
But mostly I'm — I'm afraid of
you, nature!Copy !req
278. But mostly I'm — I'm afraid of
you, nature!
Why have you been so mean to me?Copy !req
279. You, nature!
Why have you been so mean to me?
Well, whether you like it orCopy !req
280. Why have you been so mean to me?
Well, whether you like it or
not, I'm gonna ride this wave!Copy !req
281. Well, whether you like it or
not, I'm gonna ride this wave!Copy !req
282. Not, I'm gonna ride this wave!Copy !req
283. finally, I'm one with nature!Copy !req
284. finally, I'm one with nature!
no way.Copy !req
285. Finally, I'm one with nature!
no way.Copy !req
286. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
287. Let's never fight again!
Ohh!Copy !req
288. man, this was a bust.
Let's go get some fish tacos.Copy !req
289. man, this was a bust.
Let's go get some fish tacos.Copy !req
290. Let's go get some fish tacos.
Do you think he'llCopy !req
291. Do you think he'll
ever be back?Copy !req
292. Do you think he'll
ever be back?
He's with nature now,Copy !req
293. Ever be back?
He's with nature now,
mordecai.Copy !req
294. He's with nature now,
mordecai.
He's with nature.Copy !req
295. Mordecai.
He's with nature.Copy !req
296. He's with nature.Copy !req