Regular Show 5x28

1. Pulling weeds is the worst! Who planted these weeds next to

2. Worst! Who planted these weeds next to the flowers, anyway?

3. Who planted these weeds next to the flowers, anyway? excuse me, young man.

4. The flowers, anyway? excuse me, young man. Are you responsible for this

5. excuse me, young man. Are you responsible for this beautiful garden?

6. Are you responsible for this beautiful garden? Yeah.

7. Beautiful garden? Yeah. you must know a lot about

8. Yeah. you must know a lot about flowers.

9. you must know a lot about flowers. Are you an expert?

10. Flowers. Are you an expert? I'm totally an expert!

11. Are you an expert? I'm totally an expert! we got an

12. I'm totally an expert! we got an expert!

13. we got an expert! What the —

14. Expert! What the — yeah! That's right.

15. What the — yeah! That's right. I'm bert coleman, host of tv's

16. yeah! That's right. I'm bert coleman, host of tv's hit game show "expert or liar!"

17. I'm bert coleman, host of tv's hit game show "expert or liar!" each week, I disguise myself and

18. Hit game show "expert or liar!" each week, I disguise myself and question people on the street to

19. Each week, I disguise myself and question people on the street to see who's an...

20. Question people on the street to see who's an... expert or liar!

21. See who's an... expert or liar! muscle man: Ohh!

22. expert or liar! muscle man: Ohh! I've been waiting for this.

23. muscle man: Ohh! I've been waiting for this. now, rigby, you're claiming

24. I've been waiting for this. now, rigby, you're claiming to be an expert on flowers.

25. now, rigby, you're claiming to be an expert on flowers. Well, we've got 10

26. To be an expert on flowers. Well, we've got 10 flower-related questions for

27. Well, we've got 10 flower-related questions for you.

28. Flower-related questions for you. Answer each one correctly, and

29. You. Answer each one correctly, and you're an expert, but get just

30. Answer each one correctly, and you're an expert, but get just one question wrong, and the

31. You're an expert, but get just one question wrong, and the world will know you're a big fat

32. One question wrong, and the world will know you're a big fat liar!

33. World will know you're a big fat liar! First question — what color are

34. Liar! First question — what color are violets?

35. First question — what color are violets? Easy — red!

36. Violets? Easy — red! No, wait!

37. Easy — red! No, wait! that is incorrect!

38. No, wait! that is incorrect! Yo-o-o-u are a liar!

39. that is incorrect! Yo-o-o-u are a liar!

40. Yo-o-o-u are a liar! you make me sick, liar!

41. you make me sick, liar! Ugh!

42. you make me sick, liar! Ugh! flower expert?

43. Ugh! flower expert? More like a big dumb liar no one

44. flower expert? More like a big dumb liar no one wants to hang out with!

45. More like a big dumb liar no one wants to hang out with!

46. Wants to hang out with! hi five: Classic rigby.

47. hi five: Classic rigby. Aw, come on! Stop it!

48. hi five: Classic rigby. Aw, come on! Stop it! What was I supposed to do?

49. Aw, come on! Stop it! What was I supposed to do? He just showed up and zipped off

50. What was I supposed to do? He just showed up and zipped off his face.

51. He just showed up and zipped off his face. muscle man: Got to admit he

52. His face. muscle man: Got to admit he got you good, liar.

53. muscle man: Got to admit he got you good, liar. I'm not a liar!

54. Got you good, liar. I'm not a liar! I may not be an expert on

55. I'm not a liar! I may not be an expert on flowers, but I'm an expert at

56. I may not be an expert on flowers, but I'm an expert at something.

57. Flowers, but I'm an expert at something. Whatever.

58. Something. Whatever. I've got to get back

59. Whatever. I've got to get back on that show, and then you'll

60. I've got to get back on that show, and then you'll see how much of an expert I am!

61. On that show, and then you'll see how much of an expert I am! You'll all see!

62. Dude, you don't have to do this, you know. I have to!

63. Have to do this, you know. I have to! That jerk bert coleman made a

64. I have to! That jerk bert coleman made a fool out of me!

65. That jerk bert coleman made a fool out of me! How are you even

66. Fool out of me! How are you even gonna find him?

67. How are you even gonna find him? He's always in disguise.

68. Gonna find him? He's always in disguise. Easy.

69. He's always in disguise. Easy. His costumes are really lame.

70. Easy. His costumes are really lame. I just got to find the

71. His costumes are really lame. I just got to find the weirdest-looking person, pull

72. I just got to find the weirdest-looking person, pull their weirdo face off, then —

73. Weirdest-looking person, pull their weirdo face off, then — bam! — I go back on tv and

74. Their weirdo face off, then — bam! — I go back on tv and prove I'm an expert.

75. Bam! — I go back on tv and prove I'm an expert. Dude, that's the

76. Prove I'm an expert. Dude, that's the worst plan ever.

77. Dude, that's the worst plan ever. I don't care!

78. Worst plan ever. I don't care! Nobody ever takes me seriously,

79. I don't care! Nobody ever takes me seriously, and I'm sick of it!

80. Nobody ever takes me seriously, and I'm sick of it! I'm going after bert coleman,

81. And I'm sick of it! I'm going after bert coleman, and I'm not coming back until I

82. I'm going after bert coleman, and I'm not coming back until I find him, so don't wait up.

83. And I'm not coming back until I find him, so don't wait up.

84. Find him, so don't wait up. excuse me, sonny.

85. excuse me, sonny. Could you help me read this map?

86. excuse me, sonny. Could you help me read this map? Maps?

87. Could you help me read this map? Maps? Yes. I'm a map expert.

88. Maps? Yes. I'm a map expert. oh, wonderful!

89. Yes. I'm a map expert. oh, wonderful! I'm also an expert at

90. oh, wonderful! I'm also an expert at finding you, bert coleman!

91. I'm also an expert at finding you, bert coleman! bert who?

92. Finding you, bert coleman! bert who? Aaaaaah!

93. bert who? Aaaaaah! you're hurting me!

94. Aaaaaah! you're hurting me!

95. you're hurting me! Bert coleman!

96. Bert coleman! bert coleman!

97. bert coleman! Bert coleman!

98. Bert coleman! Bert coleman! Bert coleman!

99. Bert coleman! Bert coleman! Bert coleman!

100. Bert coleman! Bert coleman! Bert coleman!

101. Bert coleman! Bert coleman! Yah!

102. Bert coleman! Yah!

103. bert colema-a-a-n! colema-a-a-n!

104. Bert colema-a-a-n! colema-a-a-n! Colema-a-a-n!

105. Oh, no, no, no! These are not optimum chip levels!

106. These are not optimum chip levels! Mordecai, what did I tell you

107. Levels! Mordecai, what did I tell you about hoarding snacks?

108. Mordecai, what did I tell you about hoarding snacks? It wasn't me!

109. About hoarding snacks? It wasn't me! It was rigby!

110. It wasn't me! It was rigby! Where is he?

111. It was rigby! Where is he? He's not here.

112. Where is he? He's not here. He got humiliated on national

113. He's not here. He got humiliated on national television for lying, and now

114. He got humiliated on national television for lying, and now he's trying to get back on the

115. Television for lying, and now he's trying to get back on the show to redeem himself — you

116. He's trying to get back on the show to redeem himself — you know, typical rigby.

117. Show to redeem himself — you know, typical rigby. Benson?

118. Know, typical rigby. Benson? Did you say he was

119. Benson? Did you say he was humiliated on a tv show?

120. Did you say he was humiliated on a tv show? Yeah.

121. Humiliated on a tv show? Yeah. I have to go.

122. Coleman. Bert coleman.

123. Bert coleman.

124. wh— benson? Where am I?

125. Wh— benson? Where am I? My apartment.

126. Where am I? My apartment. Here. Eat this.

127. My apartment. Here. Eat this. You look terrible.

128. Here. Eat this. You look terrible.

129. You look terrible. why are you being so nice to me?

130. why are you being so nice to me? Look, rigby, I know

131. Why are you being so nice to me? Look, rigby, I know we don't always see eye to eye,

132. Look, rigby, I know we don't always see eye to eye, but we do have one thing in

133. We don't always see eye to eye, but we do have one thing in common.

134. But we do have one thing in common.

135. Common. I, too, was humiliated on

136. I, too, was humiliated on national television.

137. I, too, was humiliated on national television.

138. National television. and now back to...

139. and now back to... "say that word!"

140. and now back to... "say that word!" benson, you've made it to the

141. "say that word!" benson, you've made it to the final round.

142. benson, you've made it to the final round. Say that word and you'll win

143. Final round. Say that word and you'll win $100,000!

144. Say that word and you'll win $100,000! Whoo-hoo!

145. $100,000! Whoo-hoo! $100,000!

146. Whoo-hoo! $100,000! what will you do with that

147. $100,000! what will you do with that money?

148. what will you do with that money? Quit my dumb job at

149. Money? Quit my dumb job at the park!

150. Quit my dumb job at the park! you work in a park?

151. The park! you work in a park? Sounds awful!

152. you work in a park? Sounds awful! Now let's see that final word.

153. Sounds awful! Now let's see that final word.

154. Now let's see that final word. all right, benson.

155. all right, benson. Say... That... Word!

156. All right, benson. Say... That... Word! Banana!

157. Say... That... Word! Banana!

158. Banana! oh, I'm sorry, benson.

159. oh, I'm sorry, benson. The word is "bandana."

160. oh, I'm sorry, benson. The word is "bandana." not quite sure how you missed

161. The word is "bandana." not quite sure how you missed that one.

162. Not quite sure how you missed that one. I mean, there it is —

163. That one. I mean, there it is — "bandana."

164. I mean, there it is — "bandana." you just had to say that word.

165. "bandana." you just had to say that word. I thought we screen people to

166. You just had to say that word. I thought we screen people to make sure they know how to read.

167. I thought we screen people to make sure they know how to read.

168. Make sure they know how to read. N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

169. N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! Whoa! Brutal!

170. Whoa! Brutal! The mockery, the

171. Whoa! Brutal! The mockery, the scorn.

172. The mockery, the scorn. For years, I couldn't leave the

173. Scorn. For years, I couldn't leave the house without someone handing me

174. For years, I couldn't leave the house without someone handing me a banana.

175. House without someone handing me a banana. I would never wish that kind of

176. A banana. I would never wish that kind of pain on anyone — not even you.

177. I would never wish that kind of pain on anyone — not even you. Thanks, benson.

178. Pain on anyone — not even you. Thanks, benson. I just need to get back on that

179. Thanks, benson. I just need to get back on that show and prove I'm an expert at

180. I just need to get back on that show and prove I'm an expert at something.

181. Show and prove I'm an expert at something. Expert, huh?

182. Something. Expert, huh? Well, I think we both know what

183. Expert, huh? Well, I think we both know what you're best at — slacking off!

184. Well, I think we both know what you're best at — slacking off! Sandwiches!

185. You're best at — slacking off! Sandwiches! Wait. What?

186. Sandwiches! Wait. What? Yeah, man,

187. Wait. What? Yeah, man, sandwiches — meat, bread,

188. Yeah, man, sandwiches — meat, bread, condiments.

189. Sandwiches — meat, bread, condiments. What else do you need to know?

190. Condiments. What else do you need to know? All right.

191. What else do you need to know? All right. Let's go with sandwiches.

192. All right. Let's go with sandwiches. But how are we gonna

193. Let's go with sandwiches. But how are we gonna find bert coleman?

194. But how are we gonna find bert coleman? Let me handle that.

195. Find bert coleman? Let me handle that. All right, listen up.

196. Let me handle that. All right, listen up. Today I have a special task for

197. All right, listen up. Today I have a special task for all of you.

198. Today I have a special task for all of you. Go to all the sandwich shops in

199. All of you. Go to all the sandwich shops in town...

200. Go to all the sandwich shops in town... muscle man: Oh, yes!

201. Town... muscle man: Oh, yes! And find

202. muscle man: Oh, yes! And find bert coleman for rigby.

203. And find bert coleman for rigby. Aw, what?

204. Bert coleman for rigby. Aw, what? muscle man: Why should we

205. Aw, what? muscle man: Why should we help that liar?

206. muscle man: Why should we help that liar? He's the one who got himself

207. Help that liar? He's the one who got himself into this mess.

208. He's the one who got himself into this mess. That may be, but

209. Into this mess. That may be, but think of all the times his lying

210. That may be, but think of all the times his lying got you out of messes.

211. Think of all the times his lying got you out of messes. Mordecai, who lied to get you

212. Got you out of messes. Mordecai, who lied to get you out of doing your chores

213. Mordecai, who lied to get you out of doing your chores countless times or when pops

214. Out of doing your chores countless times or when pops broke that vase?

215. Countless times or when pops broke that vase? Who lied to mr. Maellard and

216. Broke that vase? Who lied to mr. Maellard and told him a bird did it?

217. Who lied to mr. Maellard and told him a bird did it? And, muscle man, how many times

218. Told him a bird did it? And, muscle man, how many times did you get rigby to lie to

219. And, muscle man, how many times did you get rigby to lie to starla 'cause you weren't man

220. Did you get rigby to lie to starla 'cause you weren't man enough to do it yourself?

221. Starla 'cause you weren't man enough to do it yourself? muscle man: Point made, bro.

222. Enough to do it yourself? muscle man: Point made, bro. Actually, my friend

223. muscle man: Point made, bro. Actually, my friend cody is an intern on

224. Actually, my friend cody is an intern on "expert or liar!"

225. Cody is an intern on "expert or liar!" he might be able to tell us

226. "expert or liar!" he might be able to tell us where bert coleman will be.

227. He might be able to tell us where bert coleman will be. muscle man: Geez, thomas!

228. Where bert coleman will be. muscle man: Geez, thomas! Why didn't you say so sooner?

229. muscle man: Geez, thomas! Why didn't you say so sooner? All right, then.

230. Why didn't you say so sooner? All right, then. Rigby and I will talk to this

231. All right, then. Rigby and I will talk to this intern.

232. Rigby and I will talk to this intern. As for the rest of you, start

233. Intern. As for the rest of you, start searching those sandwich shops

234. As for the rest of you, start searching those sandwich shops or you're all fired!

235. Thanks again, cody. anything for thomas. Okay. Let's see.

236. anything for thomas. Okay. Let's see. Swing dancing, scuba diving,

237. Okay. Let's see. Swing dancing, scuba diving, swordfighting.

238. Swing dancing, scuba diving, swordfighting. Nope, no episodes about

239. Swordfighting. Nope, no episodes about sandwiches.

240. Nope, no episodes about sandwiches. Wait a minute.

241. Sandwiches. Wait a minute. It says here that bert coleman

242. Wait a minute. It says here that bert coleman will be at an arcade tomorrow.

243. It says here that bert coleman will be at an arcade tomorrow. That's kind of your thing,

244. Will be at an arcade tomorrow. That's kind of your thing, right, rigby?

245. That's kind of your thing, right, rigby? Of course — video

246. Right, rigby? Of course — video games!

247. Of course — video games! If there's anything I'm a true

248. Games! If there's anything I'm a true expert at, it's that!

249. If there's anything I'm a true expert at, it's that! Man, who would have thought

250. Expert at, it's that! Man, who would have thought skipping work to play video

251. Man, who would have thought skipping work to play video games would finally pay off?

252. Skipping work to play video games would finally pay off? Uh, yeah.

253. Games would finally pay off? Uh, yeah. We'll deal with that later.

254. Uh, yeah. We'll deal with that later. For now, we got to get you

255. We'll deal with that later. For now, we got to get you ready.

256. For now, we got to get you ready. it won't be that easy.

257. Ready. it won't be that easy. "expert or liar!" doesn't allow

258. it won't be that easy. "expert or liar!" doesn't allow repeat guests.

259. "expert or liar!" doesn't allow repeat guests. Hm-hm! I got an idea.

260. hey, buddy, that's a pretty high score.

261. hey, buddy, that's a pretty high score. Are you an expert at video

262. High score. Are you an expert at video games?

263. Are you an expert at video games? yeah, I'm an expert.

264. Games? yeah, I'm an expert. we got an expert!

265. yeah, I'm an expert. we got an expert! Surprise!

266. we got an expert! Surprise! I'm bert coleman, and you're

267. Surprise! I'm bert coleman, and you're on...

268. I'm bert coleman, and you're on... "expert or liar!"

269. On... "expert or liar!" well, I've got a surprise for

270. "expert or liar!" well, I've got a surprise for you, bert coleman.

271. well, I've got a surprise for you, bert coleman. We meet again!

272. You, bert coleman. We meet again! Now put me back on the show,

273. We meet again! Now put me back on the show, bert!

274. Now put me back on the show, bert! we don't do repeat guests.

275. Bert! we don't do repeat guests. Get out of here, liar!

276. we don't do repeat guests. Get out of here, liar! No! I'm here to stand

277. Get out of here, liar! No! I'm here to stand up for myself and everyone

278. No! I'm here to stand up for myself and everyone else out there who's been

279. Up for myself and everyone else out there who's been humiliated on television!

280. Else out there who's been humiliated on television! that's right!

281. Humiliated on television! that's right! My name's joe, and they made a

282. that's right! My name's joe, and they made a fool out of me on

283. My name's joe, and they made a fool out of me on "pull my finger."

284. Fool out of me on "pull my finger." they got me on

285. "pull my finger." they got me on "I kissed your wife!"

286. they got me on "I kissed your wife!" "pie in the face!"

287. "I kissed your wife!" "pie in the face!" And I was humiliated

288. "pie in the face!" And I was humiliated on "say that word!"

289. And I was humiliated on "say that word!" hey, it's banana!

290. On "say that word!" hey, it's banana!

291. hey, it's banana!

292. put him back on the show, bert.

293. put him back on the show, bert. you want a second chance,

294. Put him back on the show, bert. you want a second chance, huh?

295. you want a second chance, huh? Well, I have something real

296. Huh? Well, I have something real special for you!

297. Well, I have something real special for you! It's our season finale, and

298. Special for you! It's our season finale, and we're broadcasting live!

299. It's our season finale, and we're broadcasting live! Say hello the folks at home.

300. We're broadcasting live! Say hello the folks at home. He's in for it now.

301. Say hello the folks at home. He's in for it now. and that's not all.

302. He's in for it now. and that's not all. If you lose, we'll rerun this

303. and that's not all. If you lose, we'll rerun this episode every day as long as the

304. If you lose, we'll rerun this episode every day as long as the show's on the air, which will be

305. Episode every day as long as the show's on the air, which will be a long time, 'cause our ratings

306. Show's on the air, which will be a long time, 'cause our ratings are really good.

307. A long time, 'cause our ratings are really good. So, what do you say?

308. Are really good. So, what do you say? Bring on the

309. So, what do you say? Bring on the questions.

310. Bring on the questions. to the gaming center!

311. You must answer 10 questions about video games. Each correct answer will move

312. About video games. Each correct answer will move you ahead in the obstacle

313. Each correct answer will move you ahead in the obstacle course.

314. You ahead in the obstacle course. Let the game... Begin!

315. Course. Let the game... Begin!

316. Let the game... Begin! first question — how much

317. first question — how much lemonade takes you to the final

318. First question — how much lemonade takes you to the final level of "lemonade stand"?

319. Lemonade takes you to the final level of "lemonade stand"?

320. Level of "lemonade stand"? I know this!

321. I know this! 16 pitchers!

322. 16 pitchers! that is... Correct!

323. 16 pitchers! that is... Correct! Name the two main characters in

324. that is... Correct! Name the two main characters in "xtreme xscape."

325. Name the two main characters in "xtreme xscape."

326. "xtreme xscape." Hairowitz! Afrosky!

327. Hairowitz! Afrosky! correct!

328. Hairowitz! Afrosky! correct!

329. correct! the secret move in

330. the secret move in "hoop jams 5000" is...?

331. the secret move in "hoop jams 5000" is...?

332. "hoop jams 5000" is...? Triple double layup

333. Triple double layup combo!

334. Triple double layup combo! correct!

335. Combo! correct!

336. correct! John and john from

337. John and john from "strong johns"!

338. John and john from "strong johns"! correct!

339. "strong johns"! correct! The hammer's weakness

340. correct! The hammer's weakness is furniture!

341. The hammer's weakness is furniture! correct!

342. Is furniture! correct! Left! Right!

343. correct! Left! Right! "a,"b,"a,"b," start!

344. Left! Right! "a,"b,"a,"b," start! correct!

345. "a,"b,"a,"b," start! correct! The maximum glove!

346. correct! The maximum glove! correct!

347. The maximum glove! correct! Shikara yamashito!

348. correct! Shikara yamashito! correct!

349. Shikara yamashito! correct! In "dig champs," how fast are

350. correct! In "dig champs," how fast are the giant slugs?

351. In "dig champs," how fast are the giant slugs? Trick question!

352. The giant slugs? Trick question! They're giant snails!

353. Trick question! They're giant snails! correct!

354. They're giant snails! correct!

355. correct! Ugh!

356. Ugh! aaah!

357. Aaah!

358. last question — who holds

359. last question — who holds the universe record in the game

360. last question — who holds the universe record in the game "broken bones"?

361. The universe record in the game "broken bones"?

362. "broken bones"?

363. it was...

364. it was... Garrett... Bobby... Ferguson!

365. It was... Garrett... Bobby... Ferguson! wrong! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

366. Garrett... Bobby... Ferguson! wrong! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Liar!

367. wrong! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Liar! I said he was, until

368. Liar! I said he was, until the record was broken by

369. I said he was, until the record was broken by mordecai and me!

370. The record was broken by mordecai and me! And I did it because I'm an

371. Mordecai and me! And I did it because I'm an expe-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-rt!

372. And I did it because I'm an expe-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-rt! aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

373. Expe-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-rt! aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

374. aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! no!

375. no! In your face!

376. no! In your face!

377. In your face!

378. Yeah, rigby!

379. Yeah, rigby! Way to go!

380. Yeah, rigby! Way to go! He did it!

381. Way to go! He did it! He actually did it!

382. He did it! He actually did it! Oh, good show!

383. He actually did it! Oh, good show! Ha ha ha ha!

384. Oh, good show! Ha ha ha ha! Good thing he

385. Ha ha ha ha! Good thing he didn't go with sandwiches.

386. Good thing he didn't go with sandwiches. Am I right, guys?

387. Didn't go with sandwiches. Am I right, guys? hi five: Sandwiches?

388. Am I right, guys? hi five: Sandwiches? Oh, no! Where's muscle man?

389. hi five: Sandwiches? Oh, no! Where's muscle man? muscle man: Take off the bun,

390. Oh, no! Where's muscle man? muscle man: Take off the bun, bert!

391. muscle man: Take off the bun, bert! Take off the bun!

392. oh, look — a squirrel.