1. Couldn't be happier that you
didn't back down from going on
this date with c.J.Copy !req
2. Didn't back down from going on
this date with c.J.
I admire that.Copy !req
3. This date with c.J.
I admire that.
But tonight we had plans —Copy !req
4. I admire that.
But tonight we had plans —
man plans — mans!Copy !req
5. But tonight we had plans —
man plans — mans!
I know. I know.Copy !req
6. Man plans — mans!
I know. I know.
This is important, and I toldCopy !req
7. I know. I know.
This is important, and I told
you I was sorry.Copy !req
8. This is important, and I told
you I was sorry.
Yeah, well, "sorry"Copy !req
9. You I was sorry.
Yeah, well, "sorry"
doesn't help me eat a wholeCopy !req
10. Yeah, well, "sorry"
doesn't help me eat a whole
pizza and prank-call benson.Copy !req
11. Doesn't help me eat a whole
pizza and prank-call benson.
But we do thisCopy !req
12. Pizza and prank-call benson.
But we do this
every Saturday.Copy !req
13. But we do this
every Saturday.
I'm only missing it once.Copy !req
14. Every Saturday.
I'm only missing it once.
You know this is aCopy !req
15. I'm only missing it once.
You know this is a
two-man job.Copy !req
16. You know this is a
two-man job.
I'm not hanging outCopy !req
17. Two-man job.
I'm not hanging out
with you tonight, dude.Copy !req
18. I'm not hanging out
with you tonight, dude.
Uggggggggggggggggggh!Copy !req
19. With you tonight, dude.
Uggggggggggggggggggh!
hey!Copy !req
20. Uggggggggggggggggggh!
hey!
Hi! Hey!Copy !req
21. hey!
Hi! Hey!
So, uh, I'm glad you could makeCopy !req
22. Hi! Hey!
So, uh, I'm glad you could make
it out tonight.Copy !req
23. So, uh, I'm glad you could make
it out tonight.
whoa-ho-ho!Copy !req
24. It out tonight.
whoa-ho-ho!
You're a real move-maker today.Copy !req
25. whoa-ho-ho!
You're a real move-maker today.
Oh.Copy !req
26. You're a real move-maker today.
Oh.
Uh... I mean, I thought —Copy !req
27. Oh.
Uh... I mean, I thought —
hey, hey, I'm just teasing.Copy !req
28. Uh... I mean, I thought —
hey, hey, I'm just teasing.
It's cool.Copy !req
29. hey, hey, I'm just teasing.
It's cool.
You already got me on a date.Copy !req
30. It's cool.
You already got me on a date.
There's no need to impress me.Copy !req
31. You already got me on a date.
There's no need to impress me.
[ chucklesCopy !req
32. There's no need to impress me.
[ chuckles
nervously ]Copy !req
33. [ chuckles
nervously ]
yeah. It's cool. I'm cool.Copy !req
34. Nervously ]
yeah. It's cool. I'm cool.
pfft!Copy !req
35. Yeah. It's cool. I'm cool.
pfft!
All right, cool guy.Copy !req
36. pfft!
All right, cool guy.
What are we doing on this hotCopy !req
37. All right, cool guy.
What are we doing on this hot
date?Copy !req
38. What are we doing on this hot
date?
Well, we could goCopy !req
39. Date?
Well, we could go
eat at the newCopy !req
40. Well, we could go
eat at the new
falafel fusion truck, or there'sCopy !req
41. Eat at the new
falafel fusion truck, or there's
the tried-and-true wing kingdom.Copy !req
42. Falafel fusion truck, or there's
the tried-and-true wing kingdom.
And then I was thinking afterCopy !req
43. The tried-and-true wing kingdom.
And then I was thinking after
that we could go catch a movieCopy !req
44. And then I was thinking after
that we could go catch a movie
or go to trivia night at theCopy !req
45. That we could go catch a movie
or go to trivia night at the
arcade or take a chance on discoCopy !req
46. Or go to trivia night at the
arcade or take a chance on disco
night down at that weird bingoCopy !req
47. Arcade or take a chance on disco
night down at that weird bingo
hall.Copy !req
48. Night down at that weird bingo
hall.
yeah, that sounds good.Copy !req
49. Hall.
yeah, that sounds good.
Uh, which one?Copy !req
50. yeah, that sounds good.
Uh, which one?
all of 'em.Copy !req
51. Uh, which one?
all of 'em.
Let's just start at theCopy !req
52. all of 'em.
Let's just start at the
beginning and see how far weCopy !req
53. Let's just start at the
beginning and see how far we
get.Copy !req
54. Beginning and see how far we
get.
Okay.Copy !req
55. Get.
Okay.Copy !req
56. Okay.Copy !req
57. uh, that van just came out ofCopy !req
58. uh, that van just came out of
thin air.Copy !req
59. uh, that van just came out of
thin air.
We should go.Copy !req
60. Thin air.
We should go.
do you know them?Copy !req
61. We should go.
do you know them?
Nope.Copy !req
62. do you know them?
Nope.
hold it right there!Copy !req
63. Nope.
hold it right there!
[ chucklesCopy !req
64. hold it right there!
[ chuckles
nervously ]Copy !req
65. [ chuckles
nervously ]
hey, death. How's it going?Copy !req
66. Nervously ]
hey, death. How's it going?
uh... Death?Copy !req
67. Hey, death. How's it going?
uh... Death?
C.J., this isCopy !req
68. uh... Death?
C.J., this is
death — death, c.J.Copy !req
69. C.J., this is
death — death, c.J.
charmed.Copy !req
70. Death — death, c.J.
charmed.
Well, it's beenCopy !req
71. charmed.
Well, it's been
great running into you.Copy !req
72. Well, it's been
great running into you.
oh, we're not through yet.Copy !req
73. Great running into you.
oh, we're not through yet.
You're gonna babysit thomasCopy !req
74. oh, we're not through yet.
You're gonna babysit thomas
tonight.Copy !req
75. You're gonna babysit thomas
tonight.Copy !req
76. Tonight.
Aw, man.Copy !req
77. Aw, man.
um, actually, we were justCopy !req
78. Aw, man.
um, actually, we were just
about to head out ourselves.Copy !req
79. um, actually, we were just
about to head out ourselves.
well, you're in for a changeCopy !req
80. About to head out ourselves.
well, you're in for a change
of plans, missy, because thisCopy !req
81. well, you're in for a change
of plans, missy, because this
joker owes me a favor.Copy !req
82. Of plans, missy, because this
joker owes me a favor.
Hold on a second.Copy !req
83. Joker owes me a favor.
Hold on a second.Copy !req
84. Hold on a second.
Yeah?Copy !req
85. Yeah?
Dude, I need you toCopy !req
86. Yeah?
Dude, I need you to
do me a huge favor and babysitCopy !req
87. Dude, I need you to
do me a huge favor and babysit
thomas tonight.Copy !req
88. Do me a huge favor and babysit
thomas tonight.
Isn't he, like, inCopy !req
89. Thomas tonight.
Isn't he, like, in
college?Copy !req
90. Isn't he, like, in
college?
Not that thomas —Copy !req
91. College?
Not that thomas —
death's thomas.Copy !req
92. Not that thomas —
death's thomas.
Can you help me out?Copy !req
93. Death's thomas.
Can you help me out?
Sorry to hear that,Copy !req
94. Can you help me out?
Sorry to hear that,
but I've got some importantCopy !req
95. Sorry to hear that,
but I've got some important
plans I can't cancel on.Copy !req
96. But I've got some important
plans I can't cancel on.
Sorry we have toCopy !req
97. Plans I can't cancel on.
Sorry we have to
watch it on my computer.Copy !req
98. Sorry we have to
watch it on my computer.
I haven't had a tv since I movedCopy !req
99. Watch it on my computer.
I haven't had a tv since I moved
out of my parents' place.Copy !req
100. I haven't had a tv since I moved
out of my parents' place.
Are you atCopy !req
101. Out of my parents' place.
Are you at
eileen's?Copy !req
102. Are you at
eileen's?
Very important!Copy !req
103. Eileen's?
Very important!
Ugh!Copy !req
104. Very important!
Ugh!
Sorry, c.J.Copy !req
105. Ugh!
Sorry, c.J.
Looks like I can't get out ofCopy !req
106. Sorry, c.J.
Looks like I can't get out of
this.Copy !req
107. Looks like I can't get out of
this.
we don't have to give up onCopy !req
108. This.
we don't have to give up on
our date just because of thomas.Copy !req
109. we don't have to give up on
our date just because of thomas.
Really?Copy !req
110. Our date just because of thomas.
Really?
yeah! I'll just help youCopy !req
111. Really?
yeah! I'll just help you
babysit him.Copy !req
112. yeah! I'll just help you
babysit him.
I'm sure we can still have aCopy !req
113. Babysit him.
I'm sure we can still have a
good time.Copy !req
114. I'm sure we can still have a
good time.
Okay. Let's do it!Copy !req
115. Good time.
Okay. Let's do it!
glad to hear it.Copy !req
116. Okay. Let's do it!
glad to hear it.
We'll pick him up at 8:00.Copy !req
117. glad to hear it.
We'll pick him up at 8:00.
Oh, a little heads up — thomasCopy !req
118. We'll pick him up at 8:00.
Oh, a little heads up — thomas
is going through a bit of aCopy !req
119. Oh, a little heads up — thomas
is going through a bit of a
phase right now.Copy !req
120. Is going through a bit of a
phase right now.
Wait. What?Copy !req
121. Phase right now.
Wait. What?
ciao!Copy !req
122. Wait. What?
ciao!Copy !req
123. ciao!
so... We meet again.Copy !req
124. so... We meet again.
whoa! He can talk?Copy !req
125. so... We meet again.
whoa! He can talk?
obviously.Copy !req
126. whoa! He can talk?
obviously.
Yeah.Copy !req
127. obviously.
Yeah.
He's actually 300 years old.Copy !req
128. Yeah.
He's actually 300 years old.
then why is he so shrimpy?Copy !req
129. He's actually 300 years old.
then why is he so shrimpy?
who is this female?Copy !req
130. then why is he so shrimpy?
who is this female?
Her name's c.J.,Copy !req
131. who is this female?
Her name's c.J.,
and you're messing with our dateCopy !req
132. Her name's c.J.,
and you're messing with our date
plans, so try to be nice, okay?Copy !req
133. And you're messing with our date
plans, so try to be nice, okay?
date?Copy !req
134. Plans, so try to be nice, okay?
date?
Uh, yeah.Copy !req
135. date?
Uh, yeah.
and she's actually okay withCopy !req
136. Uh, yeah.
and she's actually okay with
being a girlfriend to someoneCopy !req
137. and she's actually okay with
being a girlfriend to someone
like you?Copy !req
138. Being a girlfriend to someone
like you?
Well, she's notCopy !req
139. Like you?
Well, she's not
really my girlfriend yet.Copy !req
140. Well, she's not
really my girlfriend yet.
Uh, we're just on a date rightCopy !req
141. Really my girlfriend yet.
Uh, we're just on a date right
now.Copy !req
142. Uh, we're just on a date right
now.
oh, such simple minds!Copy !req
143. Now.
oh, such simple minds!
You mortals have the mostCopy !req
144. oh, such simple minds!
You mortals have the most
heinous rituals!Copy !req
145. You mortals have the most
heinous rituals!
hey, at least we're not 300Copy !req
146. Heinous rituals!
hey, at least we're not 300
and still wearing baby clothes.Copy !req
147. hey, at least we're not 300
and still wearing baby clothes.
what?Copy !req
148. And still wearing baby clothes.
what?
How dare you?Copy !req
149. what?
How dare you?
So, thomas, what doCopy !req
150. How dare you?
So, thomas, what do
you want to do?Copy !req
151. So, thomas, what do
you want to do?
take me to the playground!Copy !req
152. You want to do?
take me to the playground!
hey, not a bad idea.Copy !req
153. take me to the playground!
hey, not a bad idea.
This could be pretty fun.Copy !req
154. hey, not a bad idea.
This could be pretty fun.
oh, we'll see about that.Copy !req
155. This could be pretty fun.
oh, we'll see about that.Copy !req
156. oh, we'll see about that.
where have you taken me?Copy !req
157. where have you taken me?
to the playground, dude.Copy !req
158. Where have you taken me?
to the playground, dude.
Yeah.Copy !req
159. to the playground, dude.
Yeah.
Go run around or something.Copy !req
160. Yeah.
Go run around or something.
but where's the fire, theCopy !req
161. Go run around or something.
but where's the fire, the
brimstone, the overall loss ofCopy !req
162. but where's the fire, the
brimstone, the overall loss of
hope?Copy !req
163. Brimstone, the overall loss of
hope?
I don't know.Copy !req
164. Hope?
I don't know.
That guy on the bench looks kindCopy !req
165. I don't know.
That guy on the bench looks kind
of sad.Copy !req
166. That guy on the bench looks kind
of sad.
take me to theCopy !req
167. Of sad.
take me to the
underworld playground!Copy !req
168. take me to the
underworld playground!
you haven't tried it out yet.Copy !req
169. Underworld playground!
you haven't tried it out yet.
Give it a chance.Copy !req
170. you haven't tried it out yet.
Give it a chance.
Come on.Copy !req
171. Give it a chance.
Come on.
I'll push you on the swings.Copy !req
172. Come on.
I'll push you on the swings.
ahh! Gah!Copy !req
173. I'll push you on the swings.
ahh! Gah!Copy !req
174. ahh! Gah!
this is terrible!Copy !req
175. this is terrible!
The swings in the underworld goCopy !req
176. This is terrible!
The swings in the underworld go
much higher!Copy !req
177. The swings in the underworld go
much higher!
Well, too bad.Copy !req
178. Much higher!
Well, too bad.
[ up-tempo music-box musicCopy !req
179. Well, too bad.
[ up-tempo music-box music
playing ]Copy !req
180. [ up-tempo music-box music
playing ]
follow my lead.Copy !req
181. Playing ]
follow my lead.
okay.Copy !req
182. Follow my lead.
okay.
All right.Copy !req
183. okay.
All right.
I'm gonna push you really highCopy !req
184. All right.
I'm gonna push you really high
this time.Copy !req
185. I'm gonna push you really high
this time.
Huh!Copy !req
186. This time.
Huh!
now that's a good swing!Copy !req
187. Huh!
now that's a good swing!
Keep this up and I'll — w-wait.Copy !req
188. now that's a good swing!
Keep this up and I'll — w-wait.
What the —Copy !req
189. Keep this up and I'll — w-wait.
What the —
Want to share?Copy !req
190. What the —
Want to share?
yeah, sure.Copy !req
191. Want to share?
yeah, sure.
fools!Copy !req
192. yeah, sure.
fools!
You can't leave me alone!Copy !req
193. fools!
You can't leave me alone!
You are here to do my bidding!Copy !req
194. You can't leave me alone!
You are here to do my bidding!
Now take me to theCopy !req
195. You are here to do my bidding!
Now take me to the
underworld playground!Copy !req
196. Now take me to the
underworld playground!
We can't.Copy !req
197. Underworld playground!
We can't.
Just play on this playground.Copy !req
198. We can't.
Just play on this playground.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
199. Just play on this playground.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Whoa-oh-oh!Copy !req
200. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Whoa-oh-oh!
underworld! Underworld!Copy !req
201. Whoa-oh-oh!
underworld! Underworld!
I'd take you, but ICopy !req
202. underworld! Underworld!
I'd take you, but I
don't even know how to getCopy !req
203. I'd take you, but I
don't even know how to get
there!Copy !req
204. Don't even know how to get
there!
know how.Copy !req
205. There!
know how.Copy !req
206. know how.Copy !req
207. this is how.Copy !req
208. this is how.
Dude, we can't allCopy !req
209. This is how.
Dude, we can't all
fit on that bike.Copy !req
210. Dude, we can't all
fit on that bike.
not that bike — that bike.Copy !req
211. Fit on that bike.
not that bike — that bike.
Great, but I stillCopy !req
212. not that bike — that bike.
Great, but I still
don't know how to ride aCopy !req
213. Great, but I still
don't know how to ride a
motorcycle.Copy !req
214. Don't know how to ride a
motorcycle.
I have a motorcycle license.Copy !req
215. Motorcycle.
I have a motorcycle license.
then it's decided — theCopy !req
216. I have a motorcycle license.
then it's decided — the
female you're trying to impressCopy !req
217. then it's decided — the
female you're trying to impress
will drive us.Copy !req
218. Female you're trying to impress
will drive us.
How emasculating.Copy !req
219. Will drive us.
How emasculating.Copy !req
220. How emasculating.
It's pretty coolCopy !req
221. It's pretty cool
you know how to ride aCopy !req
222. It's pretty cool
you know how to ride a
motorcycle.Copy !req
223. You know how to ride a
motorcycle.
yeah. I did motorcross when ICopy !req
224. Motorcycle.
yeah. I did motorcross when I
was younger.Copy !req
225. yeah. I did motorcross when I
was younger.
enough!Copy !req
226. Was younger.
enough!
Take a left up ahead and go intoCopy !req
227. enough!
Take a left up ahead and go into
7th gear.Copy !req
228. Take a left up ahead and go into
7th gear.
7th gear?Copy !req
229. 7th gear.
7th gear?
do it!Copy !req
230. 7th gear?
do it!
okay! Okay!Copy !req
231. do it!
okay! Okay!Copy !req
232. okay! Okay!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
233. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
You get used to it.Copy !req
234. You get used to it.
ah! At last!Copy !req
235. You get used to it.
ah! At last!Copy !req
236. ah! At last!Copy !req
237. ew. This playground doesn'tCopy !req
238. ew. This playground doesn't
look very safe.Copy !req
239. ew. This playground doesn't
look very safe.
You want to go sitCopy !req
240. Look very safe.
You want to go sit
down on those swings?Copy !req
241. You want to go sit
down on those swings?
I don't think they'll incinerateCopy !req
242. Down on those swings?
I don't think they'll incinerate
us.Copy !req
243. I don't think they'll incinerate
us.
sure.Copy !req
244. Us.
sure.
Wow. Look at him go.Copy !req
245. sure.
Wow. Look at him go.
Yeah.Copy !req
246. Wow. Look at him go.
Yeah.
He's really in his element.Copy !req
247. Yeah.
He's really in his element.Copy !req
248. He's really in his element.Copy !req
249. Hey, thanks forCopy !req
250. Hey, thanks for
coming along and helping me.Copy !req
251. Hey, thanks for
coming along and helping me.
I don't know a lot of peopleCopy !req
252. Coming along and helping me.
I don't know a lot of people
who'd do that.Copy !req
253. I don't know a lot of people
who'd do that.
well, it's no disco night atCopy !req
254. Who'd do that.
well, it's no disco night at
the bingo hall, but I'm having aCopy !req
255. well, it's no disco night at
the bingo hall, but I'm having a
lot of fun hanging out with you.Copy !req
256. The bingo hall, but I'm having a
lot of fun hanging out with you.
Really?Copy !req
257. Lot of fun hanging out with you.
Really?
yeah, really.Copy !req
258. Really?
yeah, really.Copy !req
259. yeah, really.
you know, I think this date isCopy !req
260. you know, I think this date is
going pretty good.Copy !req
261. You know, I think this date is
going pretty good.Copy !req
262. Going pretty good.
push me!Copy !req
263. push me!
Aah!Copy !req
264. push me!
Aah!
Uh, yeah. Here you go.Copy !req
265. Aah!
Uh, yeah. Here you go.
don't patronize me!Copy !req
266. Uh, yeah. Here you go.
don't patronize me!
These are baby swings.Copy !req
267. don't patronize me!
These are baby swings.
I was to go on the elder-boyCopy !req
268. These are baby swings.
I was to go on the elder-boy
swings.Copy !req
269. I was to go on the elder-boy
swings.Copy !req
270. Swings.
sure.Copy !req
271. sure.
I'll meet you guys there.Copy !req
272. sure.
I'll meet you guys there.
I got to hit the restroom.Copy !req
273. I'll meet you guys there.
I got to hit the restroom.
I'll scream if I need you.Copy !req
274. I got to hit the restroom.
I'll scream if I need you.
Got it.Copy !req
275. I'll scream if I need you.
Got it.Copy !req
276. Got it.
What's so funny?Copy !req
277. What's so funny?
you and that femaleCopy !req
278. What's so funny?
you and that female
babysitter are never going toCopy !req
279. you and that female
babysitter are never going to
connect.Copy !req
280. Babysitter are never going to
connect.
What are youCopy !req
281. Connect.
What are you
talking about?Copy !req
282. What are you
talking about?
oh, it's been so easy to getCopy !req
283. Talking about?
oh, it's been so easy to get
between you all day.Copy !req
284. oh, it's been so easy to get
between you all day.
What a pitiful romance.Copy !req
285. Between you all day.
What a pitiful romance.
I've barely been able to keep aCopy !req
286. What a pitiful romance.
I've barely been able to keep a
straight face!Copy !req
287. I've barely been able to keep a
straight face!
What the —Copy !req
288. Straight face!
What the —
you've been trying to getCopy !req
289. What the —
you've been trying to get
between us?Copy !req
290. You've been trying to get
between us?
trying? Ha!Copy !req
291. Between us?
trying? Ha!
It's been as effortless as it'sCopy !req
292. trying? Ha!
It's been as effortless as it's
been entertaining.Copy !req
293. It's been as effortless as it's
been entertaining.
Ugh!Copy !req
294. Been entertaining.
Ugh!
You little jerk.Copy !req
295. Ugh!
You little jerk.
That's it. We're going home.Copy !req
296. You little jerk.
That's it. We're going home.
oh, we'll see about that.Copy !req
297. That's it. We're going home.
oh, we'll see about that.Copy !req
298. oh, we'll see about that.
what? No!Copy !req
299. what? No!
I will not ask this woman forCopy !req
300. What? No!
I will not ask this woman for
her phone number!Copy !req
301. I will not ask this woman for
her phone number!
Huh?Copy !req
302. Her phone number!
Huh?
she's obviously married!Copy !req
303. Huh?
she's obviously married!
I can't believe you're asking meCopy !req
304. she's obviously married!
I can't believe you're asking me
to pick up women for you whileCopy !req
305. I can't believe you're asking me
to pick up women for you while
your date is in the bathroom!Copy !req
306. To pick up women for you while
your date is in the bathroom!
did you hear that?Copy !req
307. Your date is in the bathroom!
did you hear that?
How awful!Copy !req
308. did you hear that?
How awful!
ugh!Copy !req
309. How awful!
ugh!
Who would do such a thing?Copy !req
310. ugh!
Who would do such a thing?
hey, guys. What's going on?Copy !req
311. Who would do such a thing?
hey, guys. What's going on?
[ chucklesCopy !req
312. hey, guys. What's going on?
[ chuckles
nervously ] not much.Copy !req
313. [ chuckles
nervously ] not much.
We should probably getCopy !req
314. Nervously ] not much.
We should probably get
out of here.Copy !req
315. We should probably get
out of here.
hey, buddy!Copy !req
316. Out of here.
hey, buddy!
You trying to pick up my wife?Copy !req
317. hey, buddy!
You trying to pick up my wife?
Well?Copy !req
318. You trying to pick up my wife?
Well?
No! No!Copy !req
319. Well?
No! No!
I'm just the babysitter!Copy !req
320. No! No!
I'm just the babysitter!
what kind of sicko uses aCopy !req
321. I'm just the babysitter!
what kind of sicko uses a
child to try to pick up aCopy !req
322. what kind of sicko uses a
child to try to pick up a
married woman?Copy !req
323. Child to try to pick up a
married woman?Copy !req
324. Married woman?
Look, it's notCopy !req
325. Look, it's not
really like that!Copy !req
326. Look, it's not
really like that!
I'd never go after your wife —Copy !req
327. Really like that!
I'd never go after your wife —
honest!Copy !req
328. I'd never go after your wife —
honest!
oh? So, now my wife isn'tCopy !req
329. Honest!
oh? So, now my wife isn't
good enough?Copy !req
330. oh? So, now my wife isn't
good enough?
You think she's revolting justCopy !req
331. Good enough?
You think she's revolting just
because she's pregnant withCopy !req
332. You think she's revolting just
because she's pregnant with
hundruplets?Copy !req
333. Because she's pregnant with
hundruplets?Copy !req
334. Hundruplets?
we need to get out of here!Copy !req
335. we need to get out of here!Copy !req
336. we need to get out of here!
Come on!Copy !req
337. Come on!Copy !req
338. Come on!Copy !req
339. we've got to get to the bike!Copy !req
340. we've got to get to the bike!
Ugh!Copy !req
341. we've got to get to the bike!
Ugh!
C.J.!Copy !req
342. Ugh!
C.J.!
wait! I can't drive!Copy !req
343. C.J.!
wait! I can't drive!
My ankle is messed up!Copy !req
344. wait! I can't drive!
My ankle is messed up!
Uh, okay.Copy !req
345. My ankle is messed up!
Uh, okay.
Then get in the sidecar.Copy !req
346. Uh, okay.
Then get in the sidecar.
Tell me how to start it.Copy !req
347. Then get in the sidecar.
Tell me how to start it.Copy !req
348. Tell me how to start it.
aah! Turn the key!Copy !req
349. aah! Turn the key!
On 3, let the clutch out slowly.Copy !req
350. aah! Turn the key!
On 3, let the clutch out slowly.
3!Copy !req
351. On 3, let the clutch out slowly.
3!Copy !req
352. 3!
We're not goingCopy !req
353. We're not going
fast enough!Copy !req
354. We're not going
fast enough!
get out of 1st gear!Copy !req
355. Fast enough!
get out of 1st gear!
Huh?Copy !req
356. get out of 1st gear!
Huh?
you stalled it!Copy !req
357. Huh?
you stalled it!
Turn it back on!Copy !req
358. you stalled it!
Turn it back on!
I thought you saidCopy !req
359. Turn it back on!
I thought you said
this was easy!Copy !req
360. I thought you said
this was easy!
ugh! I was just trying toCopy !req
361. This was easy!
ugh! I was just trying to
look cool!Copy !req
362. ugh! I was just trying to
look cool!Copy !req
363. Look cool!Copy !req
364. can't this thing go anyCopy !req
365. can't this thing go any
faster?Copy !req
366. can't this thing go any
faster?
This is all yourCopy !req
367. Faster?
This is all your
fault!Copy !req
368. This is all your
fault!
You make it go faster!Copy !req
369. Fault!
You make it go faster!
I know a way to go faster.Copy !req
370. You make it go faster!
I know a way to go faster.
Really?Copy !req
371. I know a way to go faster.
Really?
yeah. You just need to getCopy !req
372. Really?
yeah. You just need to get
rid of some dead weight.Copy !req
373. yeah. You just need to get
rid of some dead weight.
well, then, hurry up!Copy !req
374. Rid of some dead weight.
well, then, hurry up!
my pleasure.Copy !req
375. well, then, hurry up!
my pleasure.
what? No!Copy !req
376. my pleasure.
what? No!
Stop this at once!Copy !req
377. what? No!
Stop this at once!
oh, yeah? Why should I?Copy !req
378. Stop this at once!
oh, yeah? Why should I?
This whole time you've beenCopy !req
379. oh, yeah? Why should I?
This whole time you've been
trying to get between me andCopy !req
380. This whole time you've been
trying to get between me and
mordecai.Copy !req
381. Trying to get between me and
mordecai.
no! No!Copy !req
382. Mordecai.
no! No!
That doesn't sound like me!Copy !req
383. no! No!
That doesn't sound like me!
Yeah, right.Copy !req
384. That doesn't sound like me!
Yeah, right.
You told me so yourself.Copy !req
385. Yeah, right.
You told me so yourself.
I've been looking forward toCopy !req
386. You told me so yourself.
I've been looking forward to
this date for a long time, andCopy !req
387. I've been looking forward to
this date for a long time, and
I'm sick of you messing it up!Copy !req
388. This date for a long time, and
I'm sick of you messing it up!
Well, out you go!Copy !req
389. I'm sick of you messing it up!
Well, out you go!
no! Pull me in!Copy !req
390. Well, out you go!
no! Pull me in!
Pull me in!Copy !req
391. no! Pull me in!
Pull me in!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
392. Pull me in!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
393. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
394. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
395. aaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
396. aaaaaaaaaah!
I'm the victim here!Copy !req
397. Aaaaaaaaaah!
I'm the victim here!
You're the one who hit on myCopy !req
398. I'm the victim here!
You're the one who hit on my
wife!Copy !req
399. You're the one who hit on my
wife!
I was just playing with my kids!Copy !req
400. Wife!
I was just playing with my kids!Copy !req
401. I was just playing with my kids!
huh?Copy !req
402. huh?
we totally tricked thomasCopy !req
403. huh?
we totally tricked thomas
into thinking we were gonnaCopy !req
404. we totally tricked thomas
into thinking we were gonna
drop him.Copy !req
405. Into thinking we were gonna
drop him.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
406. Drop him.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
let's get out of here.Copy !req
407. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
let's get out of here.Copy !req
408. let's get out of here.Copy !req
409. curses!Copy !req
410. curses!
One of my least favorite things!Copy !req
411. curses!
One of my least favorite things!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
412. One of my least favorite things!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Whoa!Copy !req
413. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Whoa!
whoa!Copy !req
414. Whoa!
whoa!Copy !req
415. whoa!Copy !req
416. ohh.Copy !req
417. ohh.Copy !req
418. Ohh.
when I tell my daddy what you'veCopy !req
419. when I tell my daddy what you've
done, he'll torture your soulsCopy !req
420. When I tell my daddy what you've
done, he'll torture your souls
for eternity!Copy !req
421. Done, he'll torture your souls
for eternity!
Good luck going on dates then.Copy !req
422. For eternity!
Good luck going on dates then.Copy !req
423. Good luck going on dates then.
uh...Copy !req
424. uh...
Shhhh! Shh, shh!Copy !req
425. uh...
Shhhh! Shh, shh!Copy !req
426. Shhhh! Shh, shh!Copy !req
427. what the —Copy !req
428. what the —
so, looks like you'reCopy !req
429. so, looks like you're
2 for 2, mordo.Copy !req
430. so, looks like you're
2 for 2, mordo.
If you don't watch yourself,Copy !req
431. 2 for 2, mordo.
If you don't watch yourself,
I'll have to enlist you as aCopy !req
432. If you don't watch yourself,
I'll have to enlist you as a
full-time sitter!Copy !req
433. I'll have to enlist you as a
full-time sitter!Copy !req
434. Full-time sitter!
[ chucklesCopy !req
435. [ chuckles
nervously ]
now get out of my garage!Copy !req
436. Nervously ]
now get out of my garage!
wait. You don't get paid?Copy !req
437. now get out of my garage!
wait. You don't get paid?
Nah.Copy !req
438. wait. You don't get paid?
Nah.
He just lets us live.Copy !req
439. Nah.
He just lets us live.
well, really, I should thankCopy !req
440. He just lets us live.
well, really, I should thank
you for that.Copy !req
441. well, really, I should thank
you for that.
I can't believe you learned howCopy !req
442. You for that.
I can't believe you learned how
to ride a bike so fast.Copy !req
443. I can't believe you learned how
to ride a bike so fast.
That was awesome!Copy !req
444. To ride a bike so fast.
That was awesome!
Yeah. Well, I wasCopy !req
445. That was awesome!
Yeah. Well, I was
just trying to look cool.Copy !req
446. Yeah. Well, I was
just trying to look cool.
all right. All right.Copy !req
447. Just trying to look cool.
all right. All right.
I can get wanting to impressCopy !req
448. all right. All right.
I can get wanting to impress
your date.Copy !req
449. I can get wanting to impress
your date.
So, did it work?Copy !req
450. Your date.
So, did it work?
he doesn't need toCopy !req
451. So, did it work?
he doesn't need to
impress me.Copy !req
452. he doesn't need to
impress me.
I already think he's cool.Copy !req
453. Impress me.
I already think he's cool.
Well, he thinks theCopy !req
454. I already think he's cool.
Well, he thinks the
same about her.Copy !req
455. Well, he thinks the
same about her.
You've really been lookingCopy !req
456. Same about her.
You've really been looking
forward to this for a long time?Copy !req
457. You've really been looking
forward to this for a long time?
yeah.Copy !req
458. Forward to this for a long time?
yeah.Copy !req
459. yeah.
Want a lift whileCopy !req
460. Want a lift while
we try to hail a cab?Copy !req
461. Want a lift while
we try to hail a cab?
oh, please.Copy !req
462. We try to hail a cab?
oh, please.
Hup!Copy !req
463. oh, please.
Hup!Copy !req