1. hey, mordo!
You comin'?Copy !req
2. hey, mordo!
You comin'?
Back of this bike's not gonnaCopy !req
3. You comin'?
Back of this bike's not gonna
ride itself!Copy !req
4. Back of this bike's not gonna
ride itself!
Coming!Copy !req
5. This day was awesome!
yeah, I had a good time.
You wanna comeCopy !req
6. yeah, I had a good time.
You wanna come
watch "x-treme barista" with meCopy !req
7. You wanna come
watch "x-treme barista" with me
and rigby?Copy !req
8. Watch "x-treme barista" with me
and rigby?
I can't.Copy !req
9. And rigby?
I can't.
I've got to go to work.Copy !req
10. I can't.
I've got to go to work.
But I'll be able to watch itCopy !req
11. I've got to go to work.
But I'll be able to watch it
there.Copy !req
12. But I'll be able to watch it
there.
Hey, text me, and it'll be likeCopy !req
13. There.
Hey, text me, and it'll be like
we're watching it at the sameCopy !req
14. Hey, text me, and it'll be like
we're watching it at the same
time.Copy !req
15. We're watching it at the same
time.
Ha!Copy !req
16. Time.
Ha!
Phones are awesome.Copy !req
17. Ha!
Phones are awesome.
yeah, they are!Copy !req
18. Phones are awesome.
yeah, they are!
All right, I got to go.Copy !req
19. yeah, they are!
All right, I got to go.
Give me a hug, you loser.Copy !req
20. All right, I got to go.
Give me a hug, you loser.
Later.Copy !req
21. Give me a hug, you loser.
Later.
see ya.Copy !req
22. Later.
see ya.
today on "x-treme barista"...Copy !req
23. see ya.
today on "x-treme barista"...
K-k-kid krunchy z!Copy !req
24. yo yo yo!
I ain't come here to make
friends.Copy !req
25. I ain't come here to make
friends.
I came here to make blends,Copy !req
26. Friends.
I came here to make blends,
dawg!Copy !req
27. I came here to make blends,
dawg!
So yuji better watch what's up!Copy !req
28. Dawg!
So yuji better watch what's up!
yo, he said that?Copy !req
29. So yuji better watch what's up!
yo, he said that?
Well, these three golden baristaCopy !req
30. yo, he said that?
Well, these three golden barista
awards prove that yuji's numberCopy !req
31. Well, these three golden barista
awards prove that yuji's number
one!Copy !req
32. Awards prove that yuji's number
one!
So what's he got to say toCopy !req
33. One!
So what's he got to say to
that?Copy !req
34. So what's he got to say to
that?
Man, yuji's gonnaCopy !req
35. That?
Man, yuji's gonna
french-press this guy!Copy !req
36. Man, yuji's gonna
french-press this guy!
Pft!Copy !req
37. French-press this guy!
Pft!
"are you watchingCopy !req
38. Pft!
"are you watching
'x-treme barista'?Copy !req
39. "are you watching
'x-treme barista'?
Hilarious!"Copy !req
40. 'x-treme barista'?
Hilarious!"Copy !req
41. Hilarious!"
"so bad it's good."Copy !req
42. "so bad it's good."
she's so funny.Copy !req
43. She's so funny.
one minute begins now.
He's adding an energy drink!Copy !req
44. one minute begins now.
He's adding an energy drink!Copy !req
45. He's adding an energy drink!
Ugh!Copy !req
46. Ugh!
All you do is text c.J.Copy !req
47. Ugh!
All you do is text c.J.
Just tell her you like her andCopy !req
48. All you do is text c.J.
Just tell her you like her and
quit pulling a mordecai.Copy !req
49. Just tell her you like her and
quit pulling a mordecai.
What?Copy !req
50. Quit pulling a mordecai.
What?
That's not a thing!Copy !req
51. What?
That's not a thing!Copy !req
52. That's not a thing!
"I'm mordecai.Copy !req
53. "I'm mordecai.
I never make a move.Copy !req
54. "I'm mordecai.
I never make a move.
And I don't know what to do withCopy !req
55. I never make a move.
And I don't know what to do with
my hands!"Copy !req
56. And I don't know what to do with
my hands!"
you've been doing this forCopy !req
57. My hands!"
you've been doing this for
years.Copy !req
58. You've been doing this for
years.
I'm not like thatCopy !req
59. Years.
I'm not like that
with c.J.!Copy !req
60. I'm not like that
with c.J.!
So how come youCopy !req
61. With c.J.!
So how come you
aren't dating yet?Copy !req
62. So how come you
aren't dating yet?
'cause we're justCopy !req
63. Aren't dating yet?
'cause we're just
friends!Copy !req
64. 'cause we're just
friends!
Not every girl I hang out withCopy !req
65. Friends!
Not every girl I hang out with
has to be a potentialCopy !req
66. Not every girl I hang out with
has to be a potential
girlfriend.Copy !req
67. Has to be a potential
girlfriend.
Shut your excuse hole!Copy !req
68. Girlfriend.
Shut your excuse hole!
Yuji's on!Copy !req
69. Shut your excuse hole!
Yuji's on!
ain't nobody can make aCopy !req
70. Yuji's on!
ain't nobody can make a
swan-spresso like yuji can!Copy !req
71. ain't nobody can make a
swan-spresso like yuji can!
Care for a sip?Copy !req
72. Swan-spresso like yuji can!
Care for a sip?
You don't drink from the cup!Copy !req
73. Care for a sip?
You don't drink from the cup!
You drink from the sky!Copy !req
74. You don't drink from the cup!
You drink from the sky!Copy !req
75. You drink from the sky!
still warm.Copy !req
76. still warm.
Wow!Copy !req
77. Still warm.
Wow!Copy !req
78. Wow!Copy !req
79. "cappuccino he didn't!"Copy !req
80. Ha. "I like yuji."
uh-oh!
is this some kinda yujiCopy !req
81. uh-oh!
is this some kinda yuji
psyche?Copy !req
82. is this some kinda yuji
psyche?Copy !req
83. Psyche?
yuji will return, yo!Copy !req
84. yuji will return, yo!
Buy my book, suckers!Copy !req
85. Yuji will return, yo!
Buy my book, suckers!Copy !req
86. Buy my book, suckers!
yuji!Copy !req
87. yuji!Copy !req
88. yuji!Copy !req
89. no! No! No!
Cancel! Cancel! Cancel!Copy !req
90. No! No! No!
Cancel! Cancel! Cancel!Copy !req
91. Cancel! Cancel! Cancel!
Ugh! What now?Copy !req
92. Ugh! What now?
My favorite barista probably hasCopy !req
93. Ugh! What now?
My favorite barista probably has
rabies, and you're —Copy !req
94. My favorite barista probably has
rabies, and you're —
whoa!Copy !req
95. Rabies, and you're —
whoa!
What happened?Copy !req
96. Whoa!
What happened?
I texted c.J.Copy !req
97. What happened?
I texted c.J.
"I like yuji," but itCopy !req
98. I texted c.J.
"I like yuji," but it
autocorrected to "I like you hi"Copy !req
99. "I like yuji," but it
autocorrected to "I like you hi"Copy !req
100. Autocorrected to "I like you hi"
"I like you, too. Hi."Copy !req
101. "I like you, too. Hi."
wait. What?Copy !req
102. "I like you, too. Hi."
wait. What?
Oh, no.Copy !req
103. Wait. What?
Oh, no.
What am I gonna do?Copy !req
104. Oh, no.
What am I gonna do?
Destroy the phone withCopy !req
105. What am I gonna do?
Destroy the phone with
acid.Copy !req
106. Destroy the phone with
acid.
That makes the texts go away.Copy !req
107. Acid.
That makes the texts go away.
What?Copy !req
108. That makes the texts go away.
What?
That's not gonna work.Copy !req
109. What?
That's not gonna work.
I'm gonna have to ask some realCopy !req
110. That's not gonna work.
I'm gonna have to ask some real
people.Copy !req
111. I'm gonna have to ask some real
people.
So that's what happened.Copy !req
112. People.
So that's what happened.
How do I tell c.J. That I don'tCopy !req
113. So that's what happened.
How do I tell c.J. That I don't
like like her.Copy !req
114. How do I tell c.J. That I don't
like like her.
I just like her, you know?Copy !req
115. Like like her.
I just like her, you know?
So you pulled aCopy !req
116. I just like her, you know?
So you pulled a
mordecai, huh?Copy !req
117. So you pulled a
mordecai, huh?
What the —Copy !req
118. Mordecai, huh?
What the —
come on!Copy !req
119. What the —
come on!
How long have you been callingCopy !req
120. Come on!
How long have you been calling
it that?Copy !req
121. How long have you been calling
it that?
muscle man: How long have youCopy !req
122. It that?
muscle man: How long have you
been mordecai?Copy !req
123. muscle man: How long have you
been mordecai?Copy !req
124. Been mordecai?Copy !req
125. Ow!Copy !req
126. Ow!
Ugh!Copy !req
127. Ow!
Ugh!
Come on! What should I do?Copy !req
128. Ugh!
Come on! What should I do?
Tell her the truth.Copy !req
129. Come on! What should I do?
Tell her the truth.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
130. Tell her the truth.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Thomas?Copy !req
131. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Thomas?
Well, my secondCopy !req
132. Thomas?
Well, my second
girlfriend liked dancing, but myCopy !req
133. Well, my second
girlfriend liked dancing, but my
fourth girlfriend was more intoCopy !req
134. Girlfriend liked dancing, but my
fourth girlfriend was more into
the deejay scene.Copy !req
135. Fourth girlfriend was more into
the deejay scene.
So, uh, try — try that.Copy !req
136. The deejay scene.
So, uh, try — try that.
Okay, not reallyCopy !req
137. So, uh, try — try that.
Okay, not really
sure why you're on this panel.Copy !req
138. Okay, not really
sure why you're on this panel.
Muscle man?Copy !req
139. Sure why you're on this panel.
Muscle man?
muscle man: One word, bro.Copy !req
140. Muscle man?
muscle man: One word, bro.
Cellphone thief.Copy !req
141. muscle man: One word, bro.
Cellphone thief.
Huh?Copy !req
142. Cellphone thief.
Huh?
Hey!Copy !req
143. Huh?
Hey!Copy !req
144. Hey!Copy !req
145. hey, mordecool.Copy !req
146. hey, mordecool.
muscle man: This isn'tCopy !req
147. hey, mordecool.
muscle man: This isn't
mordecai.Copy !req
148. muscle man: This isn't
mordecai.
This is a common criminal.Copy !req
149. Mordecai.
This is a common criminal.
I've been stealing phones andCopy !req
150. This is a common criminal.
I've been stealing phones and
texting people "I like you hi"Copy !req
151. I've been stealing phones and
texting people "I like you hi"
all day!Copy !req
152. Texting people "I like you hi"
all day!
I know it's you, muscle man.Copy !req
153. All day!
I know it's you, muscle man.
What are you doing withCopy !req
154. I know it's you, muscle man.
What are you doing with
mordecai's phone?Copy !req
155. What are you doing with
mordecai's phone?
muscle man: Uh...Copy !req
156. Mordecai's phone?
muscle man: Uh...Copy !req
157. muscle man: Uh...
the cops are coming!Copy !req
158. the cops are coming!
Got to go!Copy !req
159. The cops are coming!
Got to go!
Sorry, bro.Copy !req
160. Got to go!
Sorry, bro.
That always works on starla.Copy !req
161. Sorry, bro.
That always works on starla.
Okay, anymoreCopy !req
162. That always works on starla.
Okay, anymore
advice?Copy !req
163. Okay, anymore
advice?
hi five: Well, you have toCopy !req
164. Advice?
hi five: Well, you have to
wait four years, but —Copy !req
165. hi five: Well, you have to
wait four years, but —
Okay, anything ICopy !req
166. Wait four years, but —
Okay, anything I
can actualdo?Copy !req
167. Okay, anything I
can actualdo?Copy !req
168. Can actualdo?
Well, that was aCopy !req
169. Well, that was a
dead end.Copy !req
170. Well, that was a
dead end.
Ugh!Copy !req
171. Dead end.
Ugh!
Just talk to her already so weCopy !req
172. Ugh!
Just talk to her already so we
don't have to do this all day!Copy !req
173. Just talk to her already so we
don't have to do this all day!
I have my own life, you know!Copy !req
174. Don't have to do this all day!
I have my own life, you know!
I've got this book-signing thingCopy !req
175. I have my own life, you know!
I've got this book-signing thing
I want to go to.Copy !req
176. I've got this book-signing thing
I want to go to.
yuji will be atCopy !req
177. I want to go to.
yuji will be at
books, zines and in-betweenzCopy !req
178. yuji will be at
books, zines and in-betweenz
signing his new book,Copy !req
179. Books, zines and in-betweenz
signing his new book,
"p.S. I love yuji," today!Copy !req
180. Signing his new book,
"p.S. I love yuji," today!
See?Copy !req
181. "p.S. I love yuji," today!
See?
That's it!Copy !req
182. See?
That's it!
Yuji!Copy !req
183. That's it!
Yuji!
I'll get a picture of me andCopy !req
184. Yuji!
I'll get a picture of me and
yuji, and I'll send it to c.J.Copy !req
185. I'll get a picture of me and
yuji, and I'll send it to c.J.
And write "I like you hi."Copy !req
186. Yuji, and I'll send it to c.J.
And write "I like you hi."
then I'll send, "oops.Copy !req
187. And write "I like you hi."
then I'll send, "oops.
I like yuji!Copy !req
188. Then I'll send, "oops.
I like yuji!
Dumb auto correct!"Copy !req
189. I like yuji!
Dumb auto correct!"
then she'll know my first textCopy !req
190. Dumb auto correct!"
then she'll know my first text
was a mistake, and her feelingsCopy !req
191. Then she'll know my first text
was a mistake, and her feelings
won't get hurt.Copy !req
192. Was a mistake, and her feelings
won't get hurt.
We'll be able to keep beingCopy !req
193. Won't get hurt.
We'll be able to keep being
friends, and my life won't beCopy !req
194. We'll be able to keep being
friends, and my life won't be
ruined.Copy !req
195. Friends, and my life won't be
ruined.
Phew! That's bad.Copy !req
196. Ruined.
Phew! That's bad.
That's like one of my plans.Copy !req
197. Phew! That's bad.
That's like one of my plans.
You're lucky I'm going thereCopy !req
198. That's like one of my plans.
You're lucky I'm going there
anyway.Copy !req
199. You're lucky I'm going there
anyway.
Just don't make me look bad inCopy !req
200. Anyway.
Just don't make me look bad in
front of yuji.Copy !req
201. Just don't make me look bad in
front of yuji.
and that was the day I lostCopy !req
202. Front of yuji.
and that was the day I lost
my innocence.Copy !req
203. and that was the day I lost
my innocence.Copy !req
204. My innocence.
at making coffee!Copy !req
205. at making coffee!
Not at making out with girls!Copy !req
206. At making coffee!
Not at making out with girls!
I did that way earlier!Copy !req
207. Not at making out with girls!
I did that way earlier!
To the extreme!Copy !req
208. I did that way earlier!
To the extreme!
'sup, yuji fans?Copy !req
209. To the extreme!
'sup, yuji fans?
It's an honor to meetCopy !req
210. 'sup, yuji fans?
It's an honor to meet
you, sir.Copy !req
211. It's an honor to meet
you, sir.
Yeah, uh, huge fan.Copy !req
212. You, sir.
Yeah, uh, huge fan.
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
213. Yeah, uh, huge fan.
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever. No problem.Copy !req
214. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever. No problem.
Actually, I need aCopy !req
215. Whatever. No problem.
Actually, I need a
favor.Copy !req
216. Actually, I need a
favor.
You see, yuji, I sent a textCopy !req
217. Favor.
You see, yuji, I sent a text
about you to this girl —Copy !req
218. You see, yuji, I sent a text
about you to this girl —
and my name auto-corrected toCopy !req
219. About you to this girl —
and my name auto-corrected to
"you hi"?Copy !req
220. and my name auto-corrected to
"you hi"?
Uh, yeah.Copy !req
221. "you hi"?
Uh, yeah.
How did you know?Copy !req
222. Uh, yeah.
How did you know?
it's the only reason I'm notCopy !req
223. How did you know?
it's the only reason I'm not
famous!Copy !req
224. it's the only reason I'm not
famous!
If people could viral market byCopy !req
225. Famous!
If people could viral market by
texting about me, I wouldn't beCopy !req
226. If people could viral market by
texting about me, I wouldn't be
signing books!Copy !req
227. Texting about me, I wouldn't be
signing books!
I would be signing diamonds!Copy !req
228. Signing books!
I would be signing diamonds!
Um, yeah.Copy !req
229. I would be signing diamonds!
Um, yeah.
"um, yeah" is right, bro!Copy !req
230. Um, yeah.
"um, yeah" is right, bro!
I went to this tattoo shop, andCopy !req
231. "um, yeah" is right, bro!
I went to this tattoo shop, and
check out what happened!Copy !req
232. I went to this tattoo shop, and
check out what happened!
Hmm.Copy !req
233. Check out what happened!
Hmm.
So can I get a picture with youCopy !req
234. Hmm.
So can I get a picture with you
to show what I was textingCopy !req
235. So can I get a picture with you
to show what I was texting
about?Copy !req
236. To show what I was texting
about?
let me check my planner.Copy !req
237. About?
let me check my planner.
I think I can pencil you in.Copy !req
238. let me check my planner.
I think I can pencil you in.
Awesome.Copy !req
239. I think I can pencil you in.
Awesome.
Where do you want to take theCopy !req
240. Awesome.
Where do you want to take the
picture?Copy !req
241. Where do you want to take the
picture?
oh, we can take it anywhereCopy !req
242. Picture?
oh, we can take it anywhere
extreme!Copy !req
243. oh, we can take it anywhere
extreme!
Um, how 'bout theCopy !req
244. Extreme!
Um, how 'bout the
roof?Copy !req
245. Um, how 'bout the
roof?
can I base-jump off itCopy !req
246. Roof?
can I base-jump off it
afterwards?Copy !req
247. can I base-jump off it
afterwards?
Okay. Ready?Copy !req
248. Afterwards?
Okay. Ready?
ugh, the glare from the sunCopy !req
249. Okay. Ready?
ugh, the glare from the sun
is too extreme!Copy !req
250. ugh, the glare from the sun
is too extreme!
I thought you likedCopy !req
251. Is too extreme!
I thought you liked
things extreme.Copy !req
252. I thought you liked
things extreme.
not when it comes to whiteCopy !req
253. Things extreme.
not when it comes to white
balance, bro!Copy !req
254. not when it comes to white
balance, bro!
We've got to wait for that cloudCopy !req
255. Balance, bro!
We've got to wait for that cloud
to float over and block thatCopy !req
256. We've got to wait for that cloud
to float over and block that
sun.Copy !req
257. To float over and block that
sun.
Hey, you got aCopy !req
258. Sun.
Hey, you got a
text from c.J.Copy !req
259. Hey, you got a
text from c.J.
It says "I get off work in halfCopy !req
260. Text from c.J.
It says "I get off work in half
an hour — text me then."Copy !req
261. It says "I get off work in half
an hour — text me then."
Ugh!Copy !req
262. An hour — text me then."
Ugh!
We're running out of time.Copy !req
263. Ugh!
We're running out of time.
okay, so picture won't work.Copy !req
264. We're running out of time.
okay, so picture won't work.
Let me text this x-treme-anita.Copy !req
265. okay, so picture won't work.
Let me text this x-treme-anita.
Uh...Copy !req
266. Let me text this x-treme-anita.
Uh...
"'sup?Copy !req
267. Uh...
"'sup?
This is yuji blowin' up yourCopy !req
268. "'sup?
This is yuji blowin' up your
call brick!"Copy !req
269. This is yuji blowin' up your
call brick!"
sendo!Copy !req
270. Call brick!"
sendo!
Ex-squeeze me?Copy !req
271. Sendo!
Ex-squeeze me?
Re-sendo!Copy !req
272. Ex-squeeze me?
Re-sendo!
Ugh!Copy !req
273. Re-sendo!
Ugh!
What the extreme?Copy !req
274. Ugh!
What the extreme?
Stupid phone!Copy !req
275. What the extreme?
Stupid phone!
I can't even send my own name!Copy !req
276. Stupid phone!
I can't even send my own name!
Ugh, I hate myself!Copy !req
277. I can't even send my own name!
Ugh, I hate myself!
I'm such a loser.Copy !req
278. Ugh, I hate myself!
I'm such a loser.
I never should have changed myCopy !req
279. I'm such a loser.
I never should have changed my
name from eugene mendelman.Copy !req
280. I never should have changed my
name from eugene mendelman.
Let me try...Copy !req
281. Name from eugene mendelman.
Let me try...
I can still fix this.Copy !req
282. Let me try...
I can still fix this.
Ugh! Come on!Copy !req
283. I can still fix this.
Ugh! Come on!
Send!Copy !req
284. Ugh! Come on!
Send!
Ugh!Copy !req
285. Send!
Ugh!
Dude, chill!Copy !req
286. Ugh!
Dude, chill!
Maybe if I typeCopy !req
287. Dude, chill!
Maybe if I type
"you hi" it'll auto correct toCopy !req
288. Maybe if I type
"you hi" it'll auto correct to
yuji!Copy !req
289. "you hi" it'll auto correct to
yuji!
Send! Send!Copy !req
290. Yuji!
Send! Send!Copy !req
291. Send! Send!Copy !req
292. uh, I guess warping into aCopy !req
293. uh, I guess warping into a
phone is kind of extreme.Copy !req
294. What?
What's going on?Copy !req
295. What?
What's going on?
What are we doing here?Copy !req
296. What's going on?
What are we doing here?
welcome to the virtualCopy !req
297. What are we doing here?
welcome to the virtual
messaging — what the?Copy !req
298. welcome to the virtual
messaging — what the?
Is that you, mordecai?Copy !req
299. Messaging — what the?
Is that you, mordecai?
Oh, hey.Copy !req
300. Is that you, mordecai?
Oh, hey.
Hey, you guys.Copy !req
301. Oh, hey.
Hey, you guys.
How've you been?Copy !req
302. Hey, you guys.
How've you been?
oh, you know.Copy !req
303. How've you been?
oh, you know.
Oh, hey, our band put out a demoCopy !req
304. oh, you know.
Oh, hey, our band put out a demo
tape.Copy !req
305. Oh, hey, our band put out a demo
tape.
Oh, cool.Copy !req
306. Tape.
Oh, cool.
it's sort of an ambientCopy !req
307. Oh, cool.
it's sort of an ambient
prog-rock fusion.Copy !req
308. it's sort of an ambient
prog-rock fusion.
You can keep that.Copy !req
309. Prog-rock fusion.
You can keep that.
we had to move on after youCopy !req
310. You can keep that.
we had to move on after you
didn't call.Copy !req
311. we had to move on after you
didn't call.
Uh, that's allCopy !req
312. Didn't call.
Uh, that's all
right —Copy !req
313. Uh, that's all
right —
enough reminiscing!Copy !req
314. Right —
enough reminiscing!
You stand accused of breakingCopy !req
315. enough reminiscing!
You stand accused of breaking
the golden rule of texting —Copy !req
316. You stand accused of breaking
the golden rule of texting —
sending the same text messageCopy !req
317. The golden rule of texting —
sending the same text message
three times.Copy !req
318. Sending the same text message
three times.
and that's the worst thingCopy !req
319. Three times.
and that's the worst thing
in the world!Copy !req
320. and that's the worst thing
in the world!
What? Why?Copy !req
321. In the world!
What? Why?
it's super annoying!Copy !req
322. What? Why?
it's super annoying!
yes, and some of us have veryCopy !req
323. it's super annoying!
yes, and some of us have very
limited data plans.Copy !req
324. yes, and some of us have very
limited data plans.
Uh, well, he's reallyCopy !req
325. Limited data plans.
Uh, well, he's really
sorry.Copy !req
326. Uh, well, he's really
sorry.
I'm really sorry!Copy !req
327. Sorry.
I'm really sorry!
It won't happen again,Copy !req
328. I'm really sorry!
It won't happen again,
so if you could just show us theCopy !req
329. It won't happen again,
so if you could just show us the
way out.Copy !req
330. So if you could just show us the
way out.
burn them!Copy !req
331. Way out.
burn them!Copy !req
332. burn them!
but he's right.Copy !req
333. but he's right.
This is your second offense!Copy !req
334. But he's right.
This is your second offense!
You won't be getting off so easyCopy !req
335. This is your second offense!
You won't be getting off so easy
this time!Copy !req
336. You won't be getting off so easy
this time!
I just pressed theCopy !req
337. This time!
I just pressed the
wrong button!Copy !req
338. I just pressed the
wrong button!
you don't press the wrongCopy !req
339. Wrong button!
you don't press the wrong
button three times in a row.Copy !req
340. you don't press the wrong
button three times in a row.
Listen, I'm —Copy !req
341. Button three times in a row.
Listen, I'm —
I just really got to go, okay?Copy !req
342. Listen, I'm —
I just really got to go, okay?
What?Copy !req
343. I just really got to go, okay?
What?
tell us what the problem is.Copy !req
344. What?
tell us what the problem is.
Nah, I'm just...Copy !req
345. tell us what the problem is.
Nah, I'm just...
You know...Copy !req
346. Nah, I'm just...
You know...
Going this way...Copy !req
347. You know...
Going this way...
where do you think you'reCopy !req
348. Going this way...
where do you think you're
going?Copy !req
349. where do you think you're
going?
Dude, you're beingCopy !req
350. Going?
Dude, you're being
really weird!Copy !req
351. Dude, you're being
really weird!
Mordecai, what are you doing?Copy !req
352. Really weird!
Mordecai, what are you doing?
Come back!Copy !req
353. Mordecai, what are you doing?
Come back!
you'd rather float towardsCopy !req
354. Come back!
you'd rather float towards
the infinite abyss than talkCopy !req
355. you'd rather float towards
the infinite abyss than talk
about your problem?Copy !req
356. The infinite abyss than talk
about your problem?
this is a safe place!Copy !req
357. About your problem?
this is a safe place!
what are you floating awayCopy !req
358. this is a safe place!
what are you floating away
from?Copy !req
359. what are you floating away
from?
I... I don't want toCopy !req
360. From?
I... I don't want to
talk about it!Copy !req
361. I... I don't want to
talk about it!
do you not wish to be withCopy !req
362. Talk about it!
do you not wish to be with
this c.J.?Copy !req
363. do you not wish to be with
this c.J.?
Her texting history shows she'sCopy !req
364. This c.J.?
Her texting history shows she's
quite the witty and independentCopy !req
365. Her texting history shows she's
quite the witty and independent
young woman.Copy !req
366. Quite the witty and independent
young woman.
And she's quite fond of you.Copy !req
367. Young woman.
And she's quite fond of you.
There's nothing out there forCopy !req
368. And she's quite fond of you.
There's nothing out there for
you.Copy !req
369. There's nothing out there for
you.
Literally nothing!Copy !req
370. You.
Literally nothing!
It's really boring. Trust me.Copy !req
371. Literally nothing!
It's really boring. Trust me.Copy !req
372. It's really boring. Trust me.
I really do like c.J.Copy !req
373. I really do like c.J.
Pft! Duh, you do.Copy !req
374. I really do like c.J.
Pft! Duh, you do.
I'm just afraidCopy !req
375. Pft! Duh, you do.
I'm just afraid
of what'll happen because...Copy !req
376. I'm just afraid
of what'll happen because...Copy !req
377. Of what'll happen because...
Part of me is still waitingCopy !req
378. Part of me is still waiting
for margaret to come back.Copy !req
379. Part of me is still waiting
for margaret to come back.
daddy's girl?Copy !req
380. For margaret to come back.
daddy's girl?
What? Still?Copy !req
381. daddy's girl?
What? Still?
She's not coming back, dude!Copy !req
382. What? Still?
She's not coming back, dude!
She's gone!Copy !req
383. She's not coming back, dude!
She's gone!
Look, I know!Copy !req
384. She's gone!
Look, I know!
All right?Copy !req
385. Look, I know!
All right?
I know!Copy !req
386. All right?
I know!
It's just...Copy !req
387. I know!
It's just...
I mean, I don't still haveCopy !req
388. It's just...
I mean, I don't still have
feelings for her.Copy !req
389. I mean, I don't still have
feelings for her.
But I do in a way.Copy !req
390. Feelings for her.
But I do in a way.
It's like this thing that'sCopy !req
391. But I do in a way.
It's like this thing that's
inside of me, and it's alwaysCopy !req
392. It's like this thing that's
inside of me, and it's always
just sort of sitting there,Copy !req
393. Inside of me, and it's always
just sort of sitting there,
waiting around, and sometimesCopy !req
394. Just sort of sitting there,
waiting around, and sometimes
I'll see something or I'll smellCopy !req
395. Waiting around, and sometimes
I'll see something or I'll smell
something, and it makes me thinkCopy !req
396. I'll see something or I'll smell
something, and it makes me think
of her, even though I don't wantCopy !req
397. Something, and it makes me think
of her, even though I don't want
to.Copy !req
398. Of her, even though I don't want
to.
I really like c.J.Copy !req
399. To.
I really like c.J.
She's amazing!Copy !req
400. I really like c.J.
She's amazing!
But is it fair for me to go outCopy !req
401. She's amazing!
But is it fair for me to go out
with her if I still think aboutCopy !req
402. But is it fair for me to go out
with her if I still think about
margaret sometimes?Copy !req
403. With her if I still think about
margaret sometimes?
Dude, c.J.'s wayCopy !req
404. Margaret sometimes?
Dude, c.J.'s way
cooler than margaret.Copy !req
405. Dude, c.J.'s way
cooler than margaret.
way cooler.Copy !req
406. Cooler than margaret.
way cooler.
I agree.Copy !req
407. way cooler.
I agree.
this is a normal part ofCopy !req
408. I agree.
this is a normal part of
life.Copy !req
409. this is a normal part of
life.
where one phone call ends,Copy !req
410. Life.
where one phone call ends,
another begins.Copy !req
411. where one phone call ends,
another begins.
Even if you don't leave aCopy !req
412. Another begins.
Even if you don't leave a
message after the beep.Copy !req
413. Even if you don't leave a
message after the beep.
So what should ICopy !req
414. Message after the beep.
So what should I
do?Copy !req
415. So what should I
do?
that's for you to decide.Copy !req
416. Do?
that's for you to decide.Copy !req
417. that's for you to decide.
uh, also, if you have a musicCopy !req
418. uh, also, if you have a music
blog or something, we couldCopy !req
419. uh, also, if you have a music
blog or something, we could
really use some positiveCopy !req
420. Blog or something, we could
really use some positive
reviews.Copy !req
421. Really use some positive
reviews.
Uh...Copy !req
422. Reviews.
Uh...
Yeah...Copy !req
423. Uh...
Yeah...
We'll look into it.Copy !req
424. Yeah...
We'll look into it.
this is it guys.Copy !req
425. We'll look into it.
this is it guys.
This is gonna be our big break.Copy !req
426. Are you sure about
this?
I'm tired ofCopy !req
427. This?
I'm tired of
pulling a mordecai.Copy !req
428. I'm tired of
pulling a mordecai.
Nice!Copy !req
429. Yeah!
Awesome!
Wait, what does aCopy !req
430. Awesome!
Wait, what does a
winky face me—Copy !req
431. Wait, what does a
winky face me—
"that means yes.Copy !req
432. Winky face me—
"that means yes.
Don't misinterpret it."Copy !req
433. "that means yes.
Don't misinterpret it."
ha ha! All right!Copy !req
434. Don't misinterpret it."
ha ha! All right!
"see you soon."Copy !req
435. Ha ha! All right!
"see you soon."
I'm proud of you, man.Copy !req
436. "see you soon."
I'm proud of you, man.
extreme yu-jump!Copy !req
437. I'm proud of you, man.
extreme yu-jump!
Whoo-hoooooo!Copy !req
438. Look, you know I
couldn't be happier that you
didn't back down from going onCopy !req