Regular Show 5x22

1. roofing! Roofing! Protect from the elements —

2. Roofing! Protect from the elements — rain, snow and hail!

3. Protect from the elements — rain, snow and hail! Got a armful of

4. Rain, snow and hail! Got a armful of tiles...

5. Got a armful of tiles... And a nail gun that

6. Tiles... And a nail gun that nails!

7. And a nail gun that nails! No time to mingle when

8. Nails! No time to mingle when we're putting down shingles!

9. No time to mingle when we're putting down shingles! Wh-o-o-o-oa!

10. We're putting down shingles! Wh-o-o-o-oa! All right, fellas.

11. Wh-o-o-o-oa! All right, fellas. Time for lunch.

12. All right, fellas. Time for lunch. Okay. Got one for mordo.

13. Time for lunch. Okay. Got one for mordo. Rigby, think fast!

14. Okay. Got one for mordo. Rigby, think fast! Uh...

15. Rigby, think fast! Uh... Aah! No!

16. Uh... Aah! No!

17. Aah! No!

18. should've gone for it, dude.

19. should've gone for it, dude. Aw.

20. Should've gone for it, dude. Aw. If I was immortal like skips, I

21. Aw. If I was immortal like skips, I would've gone for it.

22. If I was immortal like skips, I would've gone for it. Yeah, that would be

23. Would've gone for it. Yeah, that would be awesome.

24. Yeah, that would be awesome. Being immortal must

25. Awesome. Being immortal must rule, right, skips?

26. Being immortal must rule, right, skips? Meh, not really.

27. Rule, right, skips? Meh, not really. I bet you could

28. Meh, not really. I bet you could survive the vacuum of space,

29. I bet you could survive the vacuum of space, though.

30. Survive the vacuum of space, though. Gotta breathe.

31. Though. Gotta breathe. Being immortal doesn't change

32. Gotta breathe. Being immortal doesn't change that.

33. Being immortal doesn't change that. Oh, oh, I got one —

34. That. Oh, oh, I got one — swimming one hour after eating.

35. Oh, oh, I got one — swimming one hour after eating. That has never killed

36. Swimming one hour after eating. That has never killed me.

37. That has never killed me. Wo-o-o-o-o-w.

38. Me. Wo-o-o-o-o-w. Okay, okay.

39. Wo-o-o-o-o-w. Okay, okay. If somebody cut off your head,

40. Okay, okay. If somebody cut off your head, put it into a jar...

41. If somebody cut off your head, put it into a jar... Look, fellas, you got

42. Put it into a jar... Look, fellas, you got this immortality thing all

43. Look, fellas, you got this immortality thing all wrong!

44. This immortality thing all wrong! Hey, how did you

45. Wrong! Hey, how did you become immortal, anyway?

46. Hey, how did you become immortal, anyway? Eh, you don't want to

47. Become immortal, anyway? Eh, you don't want to hear that.

48. Eh, you don't want to hear that. Aw!

49. Hear that. Aw! Come on.

50. Aw! Come on. Ple-e-ase?

51. Come on. Ple-e-ase? Yeah. Ple-e-e-e-ase?

52. Ple-e-ase? Yeah. Ple-e-e-e-ase? Please, skips? Please, skips?

53. Yeah. Ple-e-e-e-ase? Please, skips? Please, skips? Come on! Please!

54. Please, skips? Please, skips? Come on! Please! Please!

55. Come on! Please! Please!

56. Please! all right.

57. all right. I'll tell you how I got my

58. All right. I'll tell you how I got my immortality.

59. I'll tell you how I got my immortality. Yea-yuh!

60. A long time ago, in a high school far, far away... mr. Walks, according to your

61. High school far, far away... mr. Walks, according to your permanent record, you've been

62. mr. Walks, according to your permanent record, you've been expelled from three schools this

63. Permanent record, you've been expelled from three schools this year alone!

64. Expelled from three schools this year alone! And this was due to..."fighting

65. And this was due to..."fighting and pugilistic tendencies"? yeah, I might've done some of

66. And pugilistic tendencies"? yeah, I might've done some of that.

67. yeah, I might've done some of that. well, one fight at my school,

68. That. well, one fight at my school, mr. Walks, and that means

69. well, one fight at my school, mr. Walks, and that means expulsion.

70. Mr. Walks, and that means expulsion. ooh!

71. Expulsion. ooh! School's worthless to an

72. ooh! School's worthless to an adventurer such as me!

73. School's worthless to an adventurer such as me! this is your last chance to

74. Adventurer such as me! this is your last chance to graduate, walks.

75. this is your last chance to graduate, walks. Do you wish to remain a

76. Graduate, walks. Do you wish to remain a scoundrel or better yourself?

77. Do you wish to remain a scoundrel or better yourself? Gareth!

78. Scoundrel or better yourself? Gareth! yes, headmaster bennett?

79. Gareth! yes, headmaster bennett? show walks to his locker.

80. yes, headmaster bennett? show walks to his locker. I don't need your help,

81. show walks to his locker. I don't need your help, gareth.

82. I don't need your help, gareth. I can find my own way around.

83. Gareth. I can find my own way around. wait.

84. I can find my own way around. wait. Walks, I cast no doubts upon

85. wait. Walks, I cast no doubts upon your navigation skills, o great

86. Walks, I cast no doubts upon your navigation skills, o great adventurer, but do you know how

87. Your navigation skills, o great adventurer, but do you know how to navigate socially?

88. Adventurer, but do you know how to navigate socially? wh-o-o-oa.

89. To navigate socially? wh-o-o-oa. walks, follow me.

90. wh-o-o-oa. walks, follow me. Over here, we have the athletes

91. walks, follow me. Over here, we have the athletes and cheer-directors.

92. Over here, we have the athletes and cheer-directors. And over yonder, bookish types.

93. And cheer-directors. And over yonder, bookish types. Hark! I hear some dramatics.

94. And over yonder, bookish types. Hark! I hear some dramatics. "alas, poor yorick."

95. Hark! I hear some dramatics. "alas, poor yorick." and there's the goths, mods,

96. "alas, poor yorick." and there's the goths, mods, and settlers.

97. and there's the goths, mods, and settlers. Here's my clique.

98. And settlers. Here's my clique. ♪ we welcome you, we welcome

99. You ♪ on behalf of the immortal student council... And glee club.

100. on behalf of the immortal student council... And glee club. Welcome to your locker, walks!

101. Student council... And glee club. Welcome to your locker, walks! You should join us!

102. Welcome to your locker, walks! You should join us! why?

103. You should join us! why? nothing wins you more respect

104. why? nothing wins you more respect in school than student

105. nothing wins you more respect in school than student government!

106. In school than student government!

107. Government! reginald, reginald, head's as

108. reginald, reginald, head's as big as a shed-ginald.

109. reginald, reginald, head's as big as a shed-ginald. Hello, immortal student council.

110. Big as a shed-ginald. Hello, immortal student council. How are we today?

111. Hello, immortal student council. How are we today? ohh, I need a new diaper.

112. How are we today? ohh, I need a new diaper. uh, please,

113. ohh, I need a new diaper. uh, please, brother klorgbane, no

114. uh, please, brother klorgbane, no wet williams or wedged

115. Brother klorgbane, no wet williams or wedged underclothes today!

116. Wet williams or wedged underclothes today! yeah. Leave them alone!

117. Underclothes today! yeah. Leave them alone! huh? Who's this?

118. yeah. Leave them alone! huh? Who's this? Who dares interrupt klorgbane?

119. huh? Who's this? Who dares interrupt klorgbane?

120. Who dares interrupt klorgbane? I'm walks!

121. I'm walks! You don't scare me.

122. I'm walks! You don't scare me. leave them alone or what,

123. You don't scare me. leave them alone or what, walks?

124. leave them alone or what, walks? Huh? Or what? Huh?

125. Walks? Huh? Or what? Huh?

126. Huh? Or what? Huh?

127. nobody touches me!

128. nobody touches me! what's going on here?

129. nobody touches me! what's going on here? oh, nothing!

130. what's going on here? oh, nothing! We're just getting to know each

131. oh, nothing! We're just getting to know each other.

132. We're just getting to know each other. yes.

133. Other. yes. Looks like we're really going

134. yes. Looks like we're really going to hit it off.

135. Looks like we're really going to hit it off.

136. To hit it off. this isn't over.

137. this isn't over. nobody's ever stood up to

138. This isn't over. nobody's ever stood up to klorgbane before.

139. nobody's ever stood up to klorgbane before. walks never walks away from a

140. Klorgbane before. walks never walks away from a jerk.

141. walks never walks away from a jerk. Whoa, whoa, whoa,

142. Jerk. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

143. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You went to high school with all

144. Whoa, whoa. You went to high school with all those guys?

145. You went to high school with all those guys? Yeah, we have a long

146. Those guys? Yeah, we have a long history together.

147. Yeah, we have a long history together. What'd you expect from a bunch

148. History together. What'd you expect from a bunch of immortals?

149. What'd you expect from a bunch of immortals? Wait.

150. Of immortals? Wait. How did you get your

151. Wait. How did you get your immortality?

152. How did you get your immortality? I'm getting to that!

153. Immortality? I'm getting to that! So, lunchtime rolled around, and

154. I'm getting to that! So, lunchtime rolled around, and it seemed like everyone already

155. So, lunchtime rolled around, and it seemed like everyone already had their tables all figured

156. It seemed like everyone already had their tables all figured out.

157. Had their tables all figured out. there's a spot right here.

158. Out. there's a spot right here. You're welcome to dine with me

159. there's a spot right here. You're welcome to dine with me if you wish.

160. You're welcome to dine with me if you wish. I, uh, uh...

161. uh... do you... Wish to dine with me?

162. do you... Wish to dine with me? oh!

163. Me? oh!

164. oh! uh, beg pardon.

165. uh, beg pardon. Uh, yes, thank you!

166. Uh, beg pardon. Uh, yes, thank you! I-I was just —

167. Uh, yes, thank you! I-I was just — staring vacantly in my

168. I-I was just — staring vacantly in my direction?

169. staring vacantly in my direction? oh-ho-ho! You caught me!

170. Direction? oh-ho-ho! You caught me!

171. oh-ho-ho! You caught me! beg pardon, again.

172. beg pardon, again. my given name is desdemona,

173. Beg pardon, again. my given name is desdemona, but ycan call me mona.

174. my given name is desdemona, but ycan call me mona. I'm walks, as in... Well,

175. But ycan call me mona. I'm walks, as in... Well, "walks" is as far as my name

176. I'm walks, as in... Well, "walks" is as far as my name will shorten.

177. "walks" is as far as my name will shorten. oh!

178. Will shorten. oh! Do you mean to say that no one

179. oh! Do you mean to say that no one calls you "lks"?

180. Do you mean to say that no one calls you "lks"?

181. Calls you "lks"? hard to believe that nickname

182. hard to believe that nickname never took root.

183. Ugh! 'tis terrible! you must be new here.

184. you must be new here. No one eats the school lunch if

185. You must be new here. No one eats the school lunch if it can be avoided.

186. No one eats the school lunch if it can be avoided. Somehow, the kitchen even ruins

187. It can be avoided. Somehow, the kitchen even ruins apple brown betty.

188. Somehow, the kitchen even ruins apple brown betty. really?

189. Apple brown betty. really? How does one even do that?

190. really? How does one even do that?

191. How does one even do that? there are only four ingredients!

192. there are only four ingredients! walks...

193. There are only four ingredients! walks... huh?

194. walks... huh? My baby friends and I have

195. huh? My baby friends and I have a proposition for you.

196. My baby friends and I have a proposition for you. of what sort?

197. A proposition for you. of what sort? we'd like to formally request

198. of what sort? we'd like to formally request that you fight klorgbane.

199. we'd like to formally request that you fight klorgbane. We believe that upon examination

200. That you fight klorgbane. We believe that upon examination of this chart —

201. We believe that upon examination of this chart — no need.

202. Of this chart — no need. I was going to fight him anyway.

203. no need. I was going to fight him anyway. oh, splendid.

204. I was going to fight him anyway. oh, splendid. to assure klorgbane's defeat,

205. oh, splendid. to assure klorgbane's defeat, we've begun design on a device

206. to assure klorgbane's defeat, we've begun design on a device called... The fists of justice,

207. We've begun design on a device called... The fists of justice, which will —

208. Called... The fists of justice, which will — call off your design.

209. Which will — call off your design. All the fists I need reside in

210. call off your design. All the fists I need reside in my pockets.

211. All the fists I need reside in my pockets. hear them out, walks.

212. My pockets. hear them out, walks. Archibald holds a very

213. hear them out, walks. Archibald holds a very convincing illustration.

214. Archibald holds a very convincing illustration. like us, klorgbane the

215. Convincing illustration. like us, klorgbane the destroyer was created immortal.

216. like us, klorgbane the destroyer was created immortal. He therefore cannot be defeated

217. Destroyer was created immortal. He therefore cannot be defeated by a mere mortal.

218. He therefore cannot be defeated by a mere mortal.

219. By a mere mortal. however, with the proper

220. however, with the proper weapon, a mortal of your

221. however, with the proper weapon, a mortal of your strength and skill may prevail.

222. Weapon, a mortal of your strength and skill may prevail. let me see that.

223. Strength and skill may prevail. let me see that. Hmm.

224. let me see that. Hmm. I'll consider them.

225. Hmm. I'll consider them. we do hope you will.

226. I'll consider them. we do hope you will. anyway, at my last school —

227. we do hope you will. anyway, at my last school — mona?

228. Mona! Mona, wait up! Hey! What happened back there?

229. Mona, wait up! Hey! What happened back there? I turned around, and you were

230. Hey! What happened back there? I turned around, and you were gone!

231. I turned around, and you were gone! I heard what you're planning.

232. Gone! I heard what you're planning. I know.

233. I heard what you're planning. I know. You were sitting right across

234. I know. You were sitting right across from me.

235. You were sitting right across from me. well, I didn't like it.

236. From me. well, I didn't like it. I thought we had a special

237. well, I didn't like it. I thought we had a special connection, walks, but I'm not

238. I thought we had a special connection, walks, but I'm not into men who fight.

239. Connection, walks, but I'm not into men who fight. So fare thee well.

240. Into men who fight. So fare thee well. wait! No! I don't fight!

241. So fare thee well. wait! No! I don't fight! Look. No fists!

242. wait! No! I don't fight! Look. No fists! very funny.

243. Look. No fists! very funny. no, mona, please.

244. very funny. no, mona, please. Forget about the fight.

245. no, mona, please. Forget about the fight. We dhave a connection.

246. Forget about the fight. We dhave a connection. Let's just get to know each

247. We dhave a connection. Let's just get to know each other — go for a canoe ride,

248. Let's just get to know each other — go for a canoe ride, perhaps.

249. Other — go for a canoe ride, perhaps. I'm not really into canoes,

250. Perhaps. I'm not really into canoes, either.

251. I'm not really into canoes, either. you left this on the table.

252. Either. you left this on the table. You know, I'm not really into

253. you left this on the table. You know, I'm not really into litterbugs, but I was willing to

254. You know, I'm not really into litterbugs, but I was willing to reconsider for you.

255. Litterbugs, but I was willing to reconsider for you.

256. Reconsider for you. if you really want to get to

257. if you really want to get to know me, we could use another

258. If you really want to get to know me, we could use another set of hands making decorations

259. Know me, we could use another set of hands making decorations on the prom committee!

260. Set of hands making decorations on the prom committee! That's where I spend my free

261. On the prom committee! That's where I spend my free time.

262. That's where I spend my free time. where do I sign up?

263. mona, everybody wants to know — what's the prom theme this year?

264. Know — what's the prom theme this year? well, it's an undersea theme.

265. This year? well, it's an undersea theme. I envision some scallop shells

266. well, it's an undersea theme. I envision some scallop shells here, and over here —

267. I envision some scallop shells here, and over here —

268. Here, and over here — aah!

269. aah! what's a-happening, mona?

270. aah! what's a-happening, mona?

271. what's a-happening, mona? oh, it's just you, walks.

272. Come down from there! Help me with this. Do you know anything about

273. Help me with this. Do you know anything about tools?

274. Do you know anything about tools? of course!

275. Tools? of course! I am a great adventurer.

276. of course! I am a great adventurer. how many adventures have you

277. I am a great adventurer. how many adventures have you actually been on?

278. how many adventures have you actually been on?

279. Actually been on? A lot!

280. A lot! I chased storms with a fella

281. A lot! I chased storms with a fella named sampson some years back.

282. I chased storms with a fella named sampson some years back. well, this adventure is

283. Named sampson some years back. well, this adventure is called, "hammering two pieces of

284. well, this adventure is called, "hammering two pieces of wood together."

285. Called, "hammering two pieces of wood together."

286. Wood together." walks, it's not just about

287. walks, it's not just about force.

288. walks, it's not just about force. Take your time!

289. Force. Take your time! And if your aim is true, then...

290. Take your time! And if your aim is true, then... the nail... Is driven... In.

291. the nail... Is driven... In. mona! Him? Seriously? what do you want, klorgbane?

292. mona! Him? Seriously? what do you want, klorgbane? to finish what we started.

293. what do you want, klorgbane? to finish what we started.

294. uh... Klorgbane, you're not worth it. I won't fight you!

295. Klorgbane, you're not worth it. I won't fight you! what?

296. I won't fight you! what? I said I won't fight you!

297. what? I said I won't fight you! you won't, or you can't?

298. I said I won't fight you! you won't, or you can't? Coward!

299. you won't, or you can't? Coward! walks, that was so brave!

300. Coward! walks, that was so brave!

301. walks, that was so brave! you used your words instead

302. you used your words instead of violence.

303. you used your words instead of violence. how about these words, mona?

304. Of violence. how about these words, mona? Do you wish to go out with me

305. how about these words, mona? Do you wish to go out with me tonight?

306. Do you wish to go out with me tonight? oh! Um...

307. Tonight? oh! Um... All right!

308. oh! Um... All right! splendid!

309. All right! splendid! See you at 7:00!

310. splendid! See you at 7:00! Wait, wait.

311. See you at 7:00! Wait, wait. Your story was just about to get

312. Wait, wait. Your story was just about to get awesome, and now it's a mushy

313. Your story was just about to get awesome, and now it's a mushy romance?

314. Awesome, and now it's a mushy romance? I'm sorry, skips, but...

315. Romance? I'm sorry, skips, but...

316. I'm sorry, skips, but... ow! I bit my tongue!

317. ow! I bit my tongue! Skips, please

318. Ow! I bit my tongue! Skips, please continue.

319. Skips, please continue. So, with his power

320. Continue. So, with his power unchecked, klorgbane did what he

321. So, with his power unchecked, klorgbane did what he wanted.

322. Unchecked, klorgbane did what he wanted. Bennett was clueless.

323. Wanted. Bennett was clueless. ooh, what's that on your

324. Bennett was clueless. ooh, what's that on your cravat?

325. ooh, what's that on your cravat? to flee or not to flee?

326. Cravat? to flee or not to flee? Aah!

327. to flee or not to flee? Aah!

328. Aah!

329. walks!

330. walks! reginald, what am I to do

331. walks! reginald, what am I to do here?

332. reginald, what am I to do here? Something must be done about

333. Here? Something must be done about klorgbane.

334. Something must be done about klorgbane. But if we fight, bennett will

335. Klorgbane. But if we fight, bennett will expel me, and mona will lose

336. But if we fight, bennett will expel me, and mona will lose interest in me!

337. Expel me, and mona will lose interest in me! Ohh, high school is so

338. Interest in me! Ohh, high school is so complicated.

339. Ohh, high school is so complicated. but, walks, you must.

340. Complicated. but, walks, you must. It is for the greater good!

341. but, walks, you must. It is for the greater good! Mona and bennett will forgive

342. It is for the greater good! Mona and bennett will forgive you once they understand.

343. Mona and bennett will forgive you once they understand. and this you promise?

344. You once they understand. and this you promise? our promises are as good

345. and this you promise? our promises are as good as gold.

346. our promises are as good as gold. After all, we are the student

347. As gold. After all, we are the student government.

348. After all, we are the student government.

349. Government. please, walks.

350. please, walks. You are our only hope.

351. please, walks. You are our only hope. mm...

352. You are our only hope. mm...

353. mm... all right.

354. all right. wonderful!

355. All right. wonderful! we will have our people

356. wonderful! we will have our people contact his people and set up a

357. we will have our people contact his people and set up a fight time and place.

358. Contact his people and set up a fight time and place. and it will not conflict with

359. Fight time and place. and it will not conflict with my time with mona?

360. and it will not conflict with my time with mona? of course not!

361. My time with mona? of course not! fine! Now begone!

362. of course not! fine! Now begone! I have a date.

363. Whoa, the babies finished the fists of justice! Finally, we're getting to the

364. Finished the fists of justice! Finally, we're getting to the good stuff!

365. Finally, we're getting to the good stuff! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!

366. Good stuff! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh! So, we spun, and we spun, and we

367. Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh! So, we spun, and we spun, and we spun, and we spun.

368. So, we spun, and we spun, and we spun, and we spun.

369. Spun, and we spun. Then we skipped, and

370. Then we skipped, and we skipped, and we skipped...

371. Then we skipped, and we skipped, and we skipped... all right, we've

372. We skipped, and we skipped... all right, we've skipped around the school three

373. all right, we've skipped around the school three times now, and I'm starting to

374. Skipped around the school three times now, and I'm starting to cramp up.

375. Times now, and I'm starting to cramp up. aw, come on. One more loop?

376. Cramp up. aw, come on. One more loop?

377. aw, come on. One more loop? I'm gonna have to start calling

378. I'm gonna have to start calling you "skips" if you keep this up!

379. I'm gonna have to start calling you "skips" if you keep this up! I really should go before the

380. You "skips" if you keep this up! I really should go before the bell rings, though.

381. I really should go before the bell rings, though. wait, mona! Before you go...

382. Bell rings, though. wait, mona! Before you go... I have a gift for you.

383. wait, mona! Before you go... I have a gift for you. a gift?

384. Oh, walks, I love it! remember that time there was a bee on your hat, and I made

385. remember that time there was a bee on your hat, and I made you sit still for what felt like

386. A bee on your hat, and I made you sit still for what felt like an eternity until it flew away?

387. You sit still for what felt like an eternity until it flew away? yes?

388. An eternity until it flew away? yes? there was no

389. yes? there was no bee!

390. there was no bee! I only told you that so I could

391. Bee! I only told you that so I could take your photograph!

392. I only told you that so I could take your photograph!

393. Take your photograph! you got me right good!

394. you got me right good! Help me put it on?

395. You got me right good! Help me put it on? there's just one more

396. Help me put it on? there's just one more pressing matter.

397. there's just one more pressing matter. students!

398. Pressing matter. students! Is there not someplace else for

399. students! Is there not someplace else for you to be?

400. Is there not someplace else for you to be? quickly, what is it?

401. You to be? quickly, what is it? will you go to the prom with

402. quickly, what is it? will you go to the prom with me?

403. will you go to the prom with me? of course I will!

404. Me? of course I will!

405. of course I will! wha— uh —

406. wha— uh — oh, walks, you've made me so

407. wha— uh — oh, walks, you've made me so happy that I shall skip for the

408. oh, walks, you've made me so happy that I shall skip for the rest of the day.

409. Happy that I shall skip for the rest of the day.

410. Rest of the day.

411. slates at the ready for

412. slates at the ready for dictation, class.

413. "e pluribus unum lorem ipsum sit amet duis lectus quis dui viverra vestibulum aliquam...

414. Sit amet duis lectus quis dui viverra vestibulum aliquam... "friend, the fight is set for

415. Viverra vestibulum aliquam... "friend, the fight is set for Saturday at 8:00 p.M.

416. "friend, the fight is set for Saturday at 8:00 p.M. Same time as prom!

417. Saturday at 8:00 p.M. Same time as prom! Will you attend?"

418. Same time as prom! Will you attend?" gareth, that is the worst

419. Gareth, that is the worst possible time! it is the only time that

420. Possible time! it is the only time that klorgbane is available!

421. it is the only time that klorgbane is available! He is surprisingly involved in a

422. Klorgbane is available! He is surprisingly involved in a lot of extracurriculars.

423. He is surprisingly involved in a lot of extracurriculars. but this will ruin everything

424. Lot of extracurriculars. but this will ruin everything with mona!

425. but this will ruin everything with mona! you can still take her to the

426. With mona! you can still take her to the prom.

427. you can still take her to the prom. Simply say you have to go to the

428. Prom. Simply say you have to go to the bathroom, and then sneak out for

429. Simply say you have to go to the bathroom, and then sneak out for the fight.

430. Bathroom, and then sneak out for the fight. You can come right back for —

431. The fight. You can come right back for — walks, gareth, eyes and ears

432. You can come right back for — walks, gareth, eyes and ears on the front of the room!

433. walks, gareth, eyes and ears on the front of the room! behind the

434. On the front of the room! behind the auditorium at 8:00.

435. behind the auditorium at 8:00. We'll bring the fists!

436. Auditorium at 8:00. We'll bring the fists!

437. well, well, well. You must be walks. that's correct, sir.

438. You must be walks. that's correct, sir. desdemona, your date's here!

439. that's correct, sir. desdemona, your date's here! be right down!

440. desdemona, your date's here! be right down! take your time!

441. be right down! take your time! You're growing up too fast!

442. take your time! You're growing up too fast! dad!

443. You're growing up too fast! dad! are you new in town, walks?

444. dad! are you new in town, walks? I don't remember you from

445. are you new in town, walks? I don't remember you from desdemona's earlier classes.

446. I don't remember you from desdemona's earlier classes. uh, no, sir.

447. Desdemona's earlier classes. uh, no, sir. I just switch schools a lot

448. uh, no, sir. I just switch schools a lot because I keep getting expelled.

449. I just switch schools a lot because I keep getting expelled. oh. I see.

450. Because I keep getting expelled. oh. I see. here she

451. oh. I see. here she co-o-mes!

452. oh, mona! You wore it! I'll always wear it. Mo-o-m!

453. I'll always wear it. Mo-o-m! oh, mona, you've just got

454. Mo-o-m! oh, mona, you've just got something on your face!

455. oh, mona, you've just got something on your face! sto-o-p!

456. Something on your face! sto-o-p! I just don't want you to look

457. sto-o-p! I just don't want you to look like trash on your prom night!

458. I just don't want you to look like trash on your prom night! she looks beautiful, even

459. Like trash on your prom night! she looks beautiful, even with the junk on her face.

460. she looks beautiful, even with the junk on her face.

461. With the junk on her face. let's go.

462. let's go.

463. Let's go. take good care of her

464. take good care of her tonight.

465. take good care of her tonight. Don't forget she's someone's

466. Tonight. Don't forget she's someone's little girl!

467. Don't forget she's someone's little girl! don't mind him.

468. Little girl! don't mind him. Tonight is going to be perfect.

469. don't mind him. Tonight is going to be perfect.

470. Tonight is going to be perfect. let's keep it clean tonight,

471. let's keep it clean tonight, eugene!

472. let's keep it clean tonight, eugene! I don't want a repeat of last

473. Eugene! I don't want a repeat of last year!

474. I don't want a repeat of last year! isn't this so magical?

475. Year! isn't this so magical? I don't mean to boast, but are

476. isn't this so magical? I don't mean to boast, but are our decorations not just the

477. I don't mean to boast, but are our decorations not just the epitome of

478. Our decorations not just the epitome of "enchantment under the sea"?

479. Epitome of "enchantment under the sea"? oh, they are.

480. "enchantment under the sea"? oh, they are. I truly do feel as though I'm

481. oh, they are. I truly do feel as though I'm riding the waves of a dream.

482. And I have the weight of the entire ocean upon my shoulders. yes, well, we all interpret

483. Entire ocean upon my shoulders. yes, well, we all interpret the theme in our own ways!

484. yes, well, we all interpret the theme in our own ways!

485. The theme in our own ways! uh, I'm sorry, mona.

486. uh, I'm sorry, mona. I-I could use a refreshment.

487. uh, I'm sorry, mona. I-I could use a refreshment. Would you like some

488. I-I could use a refreshment. Would you like some refreshments?

489. Would you like some refreshments? I-I'm gonna go get us some

490. Refreshments? I-I'm gonna go get us some refreshments.

491. I-I'm gonna go get us some refreshments. all right...?

492. Refreshments. all right...?

493. all right...? aah!

494. Here you are, mona. I-I-I drank all mine before I could make it back to you.

495. I-I-I drank all mine before I could make it back to you. Uh, it seems to have made its

496. Could make it back to you. Uh, it seems to have made its way through my system at the

497. Uh, it seems to have made its way through my system at the pace of a steam engine!

498. Way through my system at the pace of a steam engine!

499. Pace of a steam engine! so now I-I really must use the

500. so now I-I really must use the bathroom, if you'll pardon me

501. So now I-I really must use the bathroom, if you'll pardon me again.

502. Bathroom, if you'll pardon me again.

503. Again. walks, it's not even remotely

504. walks, it's not even remotely possible for punch to digest

505. Walks, it's not even remotely possible for punch to digest that quickly.

506. Possible for punch to digest that quickly. but, you see, I —

507. That quickly. but, you see, I —

508. but, you see, I — do you not absolutely love this

509. do you not absolutely love this song?

510. Do you not absolutely love this song? uh —

511. Song? uh — ♪ "let's dance in style,

512. Let's dance for a while" ♪ come! no, I don't particularly,

513. Come! no, I don't particularly, uh —

514. no, I don't particularly, uh — is this why you've been

515. Uh — is this why you've been acting so strange?

516. is this why you've been acting so strange? uh, yes?

517. Acting so strange? uh, yes?

518. uh, yes? don't be silly!

519. don't be silly! Some of the greatest adventures

520. Don't be silly! Some of the greatest adventures can be had on the dance floor!

521. Some of the greatest adventures can be had on the dance floor! ♪ let us die young, or let us

522. A short trip ♪ ♪ the music's for the sad men ♪ can you imagine when this race

523. it is 8:00! Where is my opponent? walks will be here.

524. Where is my opponent? walks will be here. do not worry.

525. walks will be here. do not worry. but just in case, I'll go

526. do not worry. but just in case, I'll go give him a reminder.

527. but just in case, I'll go give him a reminder. ♪ I want to be —

528. Give him a reminder. ♪ I want to be —

529. what is it, walks? Is something amiss?

530. what is it, walks? Is something amiss? walks!

531. Is something amiss? walks! no!

532. walks! no! Uh, everything is perfect!

533. no! Uh, everything is perfect! Uh, I-I-I just —

534. Uh, everything is perfect! Uh, I-I-I just — oh, walks, the photographer

535. Uh, I-I-I just — oh, walks, the photographer has arrived.

536. oh, walks, the photographer has arrived. Let's pose for a prom portrait!

537. Has arrived. Let's pose for a prom portrait! Come!

538. Let's pose for a prom portrait! Come! It'll only take 10 minutes!

539. Come! It'll only take 10 minutes! uh...

540. It'll only take 10 minutes! uh... enough!

541. uh... enough! If walks will not come to me,

542. enough! If walks will not come to me, then I will go to him!

543. If walks will not come to me, then I will go to him! klorgbane, no.

544. Then I will go to him! klorgbane, no.

545. I can't help but feel you're trying to escape. no! Of course!

546. Trying to escape. no! Of course! I'm exactly where I wish to be.

547. no! Of course! I'm exactly where I wish to be.

548. I'm exactly where I wish to be. walks!

549. walks!

550. did you think I wasn't going

551. did you think I wasn't going to come looking for you?

552. did you think I wasn't going to come looking for you?

553. To come looking for you? think you could just be a

554. think you could just be a no-show?

555. Think you could just be a no-show? ohh!

556. No-show? ohh! our fight started at 8:00!

557. ohh! our fight started at 8:00! a fight? But, walks!

558. our fight started at 8:00! a fight? But, walks! it wasn't meant to unfold

559. a fight? But, walks! it wasn't meant to unfold like this, mona!

560. it wasn't meant to unfold like this, mona! I'm sorry!

561. Like this, mona! I'm sorry!

562. I'm sorry!

563. mona!

564. mona! Klorgbane!

565. mona! Klorgbane!

566. Klorgbane! so you're the instigator,

567. so you're the instigator, klorgbane!

568. so you're the instigator, klorgbane! Get out of my school!

569. Klorgbane! Get out of my school! you blind, old fool!

570. Get out of my school! you blind, old fool! Don't you see?

571. you blind, old fool! Don't you see? This is my school!

572. Don't you see? This is my school! somebody do something!

573. This is my school! somebody do something! walks!

574. somebody do something! walks! klorgbane!

575. walks, the fists of justice! uh, a little busy right now, gareth!

576. uh, a little busy right now, gareth! let me at him!

577. Gareth! let me at him! archibald, don't be a hero!

578. let me at him! archibald, don't be a hero! Immortal student union — and

579. archibald, don't be a hero! Immortal student union — and glee club —

580. Immortal student union — and glee club — ♪ tally ho-o-o-o-o!

581. Glee club — ♪ tally ho-o-o-o-o! deliver the fists!

582. ♪ tally ho-o-o-o-o! deliver the fists! fists of justice, eh?

583. deliver the fists! fists of justice, eh? Well, I've been busy in metal

584. fists of justice, eh? Well, I've been busy in metal shop, too.

585. Well, I've been busy in metal shop, too.

586. walks!

587. walks! give it up, walks!

588. walks! give it up, walks! walks... Never walks away from

589. give it up, walks! walks... Never walks away from a bully.

590. walks... Never walks away from a bully. don't you see, walks?

591. A bully. don't you see, walks? I rule this school and everyone

592. don't you see, walks? I rule this school and everyone in it!

593. I rule this school and everyone in it! You're a fool to challenge me.

594. In it! You're a fool to challenge me.

595. You're a fool to challenge me. I've waited a long time for

596. I've waited a long time for this.

597. I've waited a long time for this. walks!

598. mona-a-a-a! walks, the fists!

599. no. No more! agreed! No more! No more fear, no more bullying,

600. agreed! No more! No more fear, no more bullying, no more klorgbane.

601. No more fear, no more bullying, no more klorgbane. aah!

602. No more klorgbane. aah! mona. Mona!

603. aah! mona. Mona!

604. mona. Mona!

605. She was the only woman I ever loved. I had a few rough years after

606. I ever loved. I had a few rough years after that, and then one day...

607. I had a few rough years after that, and then one day... whoa.

608. That, and then one day... whoa. Nice pad.

609. whoa. Nice pad. it's not bad.

610. Nice pad. it's not bad. We split rent five ways.

611. it's not bad. We split rent five ways. Walks, by our calculation,

612. We split rent five ways. Walks, by our calculation, klorgbane's orbit will return

613. Walks, by our calculation, klorgbane's orbit will return him to earth 157 years from now.

614. Klorgbane's orbit will return him to earth 157 years from now. He will harm others.

615. Him to earth 157 years from now. He will harm others. Brave walks, will you become

616. He will harm others. Brave walks, will you become immortal and fight him when he

617. Brave walks, will you become immortal and fight him when he returns?

618. Immortal and fight him when he returns? I'll do it.

619. Returns? I'll do it. immortality has a price.

620. I'll do it. immortality has a price. You will outlive your family.

621. immortality has a price. You will outlive your family. You will see loved ones come and

622. You will outlive your family. You will see loved ones come and go.

623. You will see loved ones come and go. I've already lost the one I

624. Go. I've already lost the one I love.

625. I've already lost the one I love. now, choose a name to be

626. Love. now, choose a name to be reborn unto.

627. I've chosen. "skips."

628. "skips." And that's how I

629. And that's how I became immortal.

630. And that's how I became immortal. I'll skip till the end of

631. Became immortal. I'll skip till the end of eternity.

632. I'll skip till the end of eternity. It's my way of being close to

633. Eternity. It's my way of being close to her.

634. It's my way of being close to her. Dude, that was kind

635. Her. Dude, that was kind of a downer.

636. Dude, that was kind of a downer. and did you

637. Of a downer. and did you even graduate?

638. and did you even graduate? 'cause you didn't even say if —

639. Even graduate? 'cause you didn't even say if — ow!

640. 'cause you didn't even say if — ow! Well, boys, break's

641. Ow! Well, boys, break's over.

642. Well, boys, break's over. Go downstairs and grab some more

643. Over. Go downstairs and grab some more shingles.

644. Go downstairs and grab some more shingles. Man, I'm so glad

645. Shingles. Man, I'm so glad I'm not immortal.

646. Man, I'm so glad I'm not immortal. Yeah, man.