Regular Show 5x2

1. Wow! wow-ow!

2. Wow-ow!

3. Wow.

4. Lame. Boring. Change it.

5. Change it. Change it. from the series that just

6. Change it. from the series that just wouldn't die.

7. from the series that just wouldn't die.

8. Wouldn't die. control a zombie with all-new

9. control a zombie with all-new moves...

10. Control a zombie with all-new moves... Boomerarm..

11. Moves... Boomerarm.. Bellowing bile.

12. Boomerarm.. Bellowing bile. The final game with more

13. Bellowing bile. The final game with more terror...

14. The final game with more terror... Bigger bites.

15. Terror... Bigger bites. Zombie's return 4:

16. Bigger bites. Zombie's return 4: Fatal finale!

17. Zombie's return 4: Fatal finale! 49.99 wherever video games are

18. Fatal finale! 49.99 wherever video games are sold!

19. 49.99 wherever video games are sold! Dude, it's the last

20. Sold! Dude, it's the last game in the series.

21. Dude, it's the last game in the series. Oh, man, did you see

22. Game in the series. Oh, man, did you see those graphics?

23. Oh, man, did you see those graphics? It looks just like real life.

24. Those graphics? It looks just like real life.

25. It looks just like real life.

26. pah!

27. pah! We need to get that

28. Pah! We need to get that game.

29. We need to get that game. How?

30. Game. How? All those bits cost extra money.

31. How? All those bits cost extra money. Hmm.

32. All those bits cost extra money. Hmm.

33. Hmm. Benson.

34. Benson. Benson!

35. Benson. Benson! Benson, can you hear us?

36. Benson! Benson, can you hear us? Yes, I can hear you.

37. Benson, can you hear us? Yes, I can hear you. What do you want?

38. Yes, I can hear you. What do you want? Whatcha doing?

39. What do you want? Whatcha doing? What game do you want

40. Whatcha doing? What game do you want to buy?

41. What game do you want to buy? Game?

42. To buy? Game? what?

43. Game? what? No. Come on.

44. what? No. Come on. We want to work, you know?

45. No. Come on. We want to work, you know? Get our hands dirty.

46. We want to work, you know? Get our hands dirty. Sunshine...

47. Get our hands dirty. Sunshine... Zombie's return 4.

48. Sunshine... Zombie's return 4. No.

49. Zombie's return 4. No. If you buy some new game you'll

50. No. If you buy some new game you'll end up doing even less work than

51. If you buy some new game you'll end up doing even less work than you do now.

52. End up doing even less work than you do now. It's not just "some

53. You do now. It's not just "some new" video game,

54. It's not just "some new" video game, it's the last in the quadrilogy.

55. New" video game, it's the last in the quadrilogy. This game grew up

56. It's the last in the quadrilogy. This game grew up with us and we grew up with it.

57. This game grew up with us and we grew up with it. We need to see it through to the

58. With us and we grew up with it. We need to see it through to the end.

59. We need to see it through to the end. Hmm.

60. End. Hmm. I guess there is one thing left.

61. Hmm. I guess there is one thing left. If you wax all the floors —

62. I guess there is one thing left. If you wax all the floors — and I mean all of them.

63. If you wax all the floors — and I mean all of them. Wh-o-o-o-oa!

64. And I mean all of them. Wh-o-o-o-oa! ♪ barame-a-dame-dame

65. Wh-o-o-o-oa! ♪ barame-a-dame-dame ♪ playin' video games

66. Now! Barame-a-dame dame-a-dame-a-dame-a-dame...

67. Yes. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

68. What are you doing? What? This is not how you

69. What? This is not how you do this!

70. This is not how you do this!

71. Do this! you have to pick up every piece

72. you have to pick up every piece of furniture and move it

73. You have to pick up every piece of furniture and move it outside — including the fridge!

74. Of furniture and move it outside — including the fridge! How are we supposed to

75. Outside — including the fridge! How are we supposed to do that?

76. How are we supposed to do that? Figure it out!

77. Do that? Figure it out! And clethe floors before you

78. Figure it out! And clethe floors before you wax them.

79. And clethe floors before you wax them. But —

80. Wax them. But — Do it right, or I

81. But — Do it right, or I won't pay you.

82. Do it right, or I won't pay you. Why do I even...

83. Won't pay you. Why do I even...

84. Why do I even... Come on, let's get

85. Come on, let's get this over with.

86. Come on, let's get this over with.

87. This over with. this is gonna take forever.

88. this is gonna take forever. Wait. Shh.

89. This is gonna take forever. Wait. Shh. Do you hear that?

90. Wait. Shh. Do you hear that? Hear what?

91. Do you hear that? Hear what? Money...

92. Hear what? Money...

93. Money...

94. Whoa!

95. Whoa! That silver guy's just juggling

96. Whoa! That silver guy's just juggling glass balls, and people are

97. That silver guy's just juggling glass balls, and people are paying to see it.

98. Glass balls, and people are paying to see it. Dude, that's it.

99. Paying to see it. Dude, that's it. A few hours of street performing

100. Dude, that's it. A few hours of street performing and we'll have the cash to get

101. A few hours of street performing and we'll have the cash to get that game.

102. And we'll have the cash to get that game. Sure beats waxing

103. That game. Sure beats waxing the floors like a chump.

104. Sure beats waxing the floors like a chump.

105. The floors like a chump. now let's get some silver paint.

106. now let's get some silver paint. No, dude.

107. Now let's get some silver paint. No, dude. We can't rip that guy off.

108. No, dude. We can't rip that guy off. It's not cool.

109. We can't rip that guy off. It's not cool. We got to come up with our own

110. It's not cool. We got to come up with our own thing.

111. We got to come up with our own thing. Like what?

112. Thing. Like what? Something we're

113. Like what? Something we're good at.

114. Something we're good at. ♪ should be entertaining

115. Good at. ♪ should be entertaining ♪ probably not too

116. ♪ probably not too ♪ straining ♪ something super

117. ♪ something super easy ♪ ♪ but nothing that's

118. ♪ but nothing that's too cheesy ♪ ♪ how 'bout singing

119. Too cheesy ♪ ♪ how 'bout singing ♪ songs to make a little cash

120. ♪ how 'bout singing ♪ songs to make a little cash ♪ if we sing 'em up right

121. Money stash! Money stash! ♪ sing some songs

122. Money stash! ♪ sing some songs ♪ and make 'em really funny

123. ♪ sing some songs ♪ and make 'em really funny ♪ get people to stop

124. Dude, that's it. Let's just make up some songs. Yeah, they're so easy.

125. Let's just make up some songs. Yeah, they're so easy. How did we do that, anyway?

126. Yeah, they're so easy. How did we do that, anyway? Probably 'cause

127. How did we do that, anyway? Probably 'cause we're such good friends.

128. Probably 'cause we're such good friends. You really think

129. We're such good friends. You really think people will pay us for that?

130. You really think people will pay us for that? They paid that dude

131. People will pay us for that? They paid that dude to juggle glass balls, didn't

132. They paid that dude to juggle glass balls, didn't they?

133. To juggle glass balls, didn't they? Good point.

134. ♪ we wanna buy a video

135. ♪ we wanna buy a video game ♪ ♪ video zombie's

136. ♪ video zombie's eatin' video brains ♪ ♪ zombies struttin'

137. Eatin' video brains ♪ ♪ zombies struttin' ♪ chompin' dudes like muffins

138. ♪ zombies struttin' ♪ chompin' dudes like muffins ♪ zombies struttin'

139. ♪ so we went and asked for more chores ♪ ♪ but our boss benson

140. Asked for more chores ♪ ♪ but our boss benson ♪ got us waxin' the floors

141. ♪ but our boss benson ♪ got us waxin' the floors ♪ waxin' waxin'

142. ♪ shoulders achin' ♪ back is breakin'

143. ♪ shoulders achin' ♪ back is breakin' ♪ don't wanna be waxin'

144. ♪ don't wanna be waxin' when we could be relaxin' ♪ Playin' video games.

145. When we could be relaxin' ♪ Playin' video games.

146. Playin' video games. that would be awesome, dude.

147. that would be awesome, dude. Dude, it's totally

148. that would be awesome, dude. Dude, it's totally working!

149. Dude, it's totally working! Hm-hm!

150. Working! Hm-hm! We should have thought of this

151. Hm-hm! We should have thought of this years ago.

152. We should have thought of this years ago. Let's keep going.

153. Years ago. Let's keep going.

154. Let's keep going. ♪ sun, sun shining

155. ♪ sun, sun shining ♪ day is so inviting

156. ♪ but dolla dolla bills equals zombie fun-timing ♪ ♪ people walkin'

157. ♪ people walkin' by, yo, stop and say "hi," yo ♪ ♪ put some dinero in

158. ♪ put some dinero in the sombrero ♪ ♪ hey there,

159. The sombrero ♪ ♪ hey there, buddy, put some money in the

160. Buddy, put some money in the hat ♪ ♪ speed walkin' guy,

161. ♪ speed walkin' guy, put some money in the hat ♪ ♪ lady with the

162. Put some money in the hat ♪ ♪ lady with the baby, put some money in the

163. Baby, put some money in the hat ♪ ♪ dude with the

164. Hat ♪ ♪ dude with the eyebrows, put some money in the

165. ♪ dude with the eyebrows, put some money in the hat!

166. Eyebrows, put some money in the hat! ♪ money in the hat,

167. ♪ money in the hat, hat ♪ ♪ money's where it's at, at

168. Hat ♪ ♪ money's where it's at, at ♪ money

169. Dude, just a few more songs and we can get that game.

170. More songs and we can get that game. Why stop there?

171. Game. Why stop there? We should do this every day.

172. Why stop there? We should do this every day. If we make this our

173. We should do this every day. If we make this our job, we'll hate it.

174. If we make this our job, we'll hate it. Got to keep it special.

175. Job, we'll hate it. Got to keep it special. We can still do this

176. Got to keep it special. We can still do this for the rest of the day, right?

177. We can still do this for the rest of the day, right? Yeah, we can!

178. For the rest of the day, right? Yeah, we can! Zombies return!

179. Yeah, we can! Zombies return! Zombies return!

180. Zombies return! Zombies return! Zombies return!

181. Zombies return! Zombies return! ♪ sun, sun

182. ♪ sun, sun shining ♪ what the...?

183. What the...? ♪ day is so inviting ♪ ♪ but dolla dolla bills

184. ♪ but dolla dolla bills equals zombie fun-timing ♪

185. Equals zombie fun-timing ♪

186. Dude, that's our

187. Dude, that's our song.

188. Dude, that's our song. Stop copying us.

189. Song. Stop copying us. I'm not copying.

190. Stop copying us. I'm not copying.

191. I'm not copying. I'm re-interpreting.

192. I'm re-interpreting. You're just recording

193. I'm re-interpreting. You're just recording our voices.

194. You're just recording our voices. being silver makes it

195. Our voices. being silver makes it different.

196. being silver makes it different. It's the same thing

197. Different. It's the same thing with a different color!

198. It's the same thing with a different color! street law — if you can't

199. With a different color! street law — if you can't take the heat stay off the

200. street law — if you can't take the heat stay off the pavement.

201. Take the heat stay off the pavement. I'll whoop your

202. Pavement. I'll whoop your pavement.

203. I'll whoop your pavement. Dude, relax.

204. Pavement. Dude, relax. We wrote the songs.

205. Dude, relax. We wrote the songs. People will come to us no matter

206. We wrote the songs. People will come to us no matter where we are in the park.

207. People will come to us no matter where we are in the park. Yeah!

208. Where we are in the park. Yeah! Stay away from us, you

209. Yeah! Stay away from us, you silver-coated dirt bag!

210. Stay away from us, you silver-coated dirt bag! It's all right.

211. Silver-coated dirt bag! It's all right. We'll bring people here with our

212. It's all right. We'll bring people here with our freestyling.

213. We'll bring people here with our freestyling. ♪ a-bitin' bitin'

214. Freestyling. ♪ a-bitin' bitin' ♪ bitin', bitin'

215. Gnawing on your head ♪ Ding, ding, ding, ding.

216. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Dong, dong, dong,

217. Ding. Dong, dong, dong, dong.

218. Dong, dong, dong, dong. ♪ who's that at the

219. Dong. ♪ who's that at the door?

220. ♪ who's that at the door? ♪ zombie's return

221. Door? ♪ zombie's return ♪ four

222. ♪ four hey, these guys are copying

223. hey, these guys are copying that silver dude, but they're

224. hey, these guys are copying that silver dude, but they're not even a color.

225. That silver dude, but they're not even a color. You guys want to come check him

226. Not even a color. You guys want to come check him out?

227. You guys want to come check him out? What?

228. Out? What? Now people think we're the

229. What? Now people think we're the fakes?

230. Now people think we're the fakes? That's it!

231. ♪ 4 ♪ Dude, stop ripping

232. Dude, stop ripping us off.

233. Dude, stop ripping us off. You don't even know what

234. Us off. You don't even know what zombie's return is.

235. You don't even know what zombie's return is. doesn't matter.

236. Zombie's return is. doesn't matter. I'm making bank.

237. doesn't matter. I'm making bank. Those are our voices,

238. I'm making bank. Those are our voices, our songs, and our moves.

239. Those are our voices, our songs, and our moves. You're just remixing them!

240. Our songs, and our moves. You're just remixing them! plus, I'm silver.

241. You're just remixing them! plus, I'm silver. We know you're silver!

242. plus, I'm silver. We know you're silver! Stop copying us!

243. We know you're silver! Stop copying us!

244. Rigby, don't! now what is all this ruckus?

245. now what is all this ruckus? Who are you?

246. Who are you? why, I'm the god of street

247. Who are you? why, I'm the god of street performing.

248. why, I'm the god of street performing.

249. Performing.

250. what seems to be the problem?

251. what seems to be the problem? This guy stole our

252. What seems to be the problem? This guy stole our act!

253. This guy stole our act! my children, why, it causes

254. Act! my children, why, it causes me such great heartache to hear

255. my children, why, it causes me such great heartache to hear of something like this.

256. Me such great heartache to hear of something like this. We just want to

257. Of something like this. We just want to make enough money to buy a video

258. We just want to make enough money to buy a video game.

259. Make enough money to buy a video game. Then we'll go home.

260. Game. Then we'll go home. there's only one way to solve

261. Then we'll go home. there's only one way to solve a dispute of this nature.

262. there's only one way to solve a dispute of this nature. We shall have...

263. A dispute of this nature. We shall have... A competition!

264. We shall have... A competition! Whoever performs the greatest

265. A competition! Whoever performs the greatest shall keep the act and obtain

266. Whoever performs the greatest shall keep the act and obtain all the winnings from the

267. Shall keep the act and obtain all the winnings from the sombrero.

268. All the winnings from the sombrero. Do y'all agree to this

269. Sombrero. Do y'all agree to this challenge?

270. Do y'all agree to this challenge? Mordecai and rigby?

271. Challenge? Mordecai and rigby? Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm!

272. Mordecai and rigby? Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm! and what about this silver

273. Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm! and what about this silver dude over here?

274. and what about this silver dude over here? Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm!

275. Dude over here? Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm! let's get it on!

276. Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm! let's get it on!

277. let's get it on! let the battle begin!

278. let the battle begin! ♪ we sing the songs

279. Let the battle begin! ♪ we sing the songs ♪ we do it all the time

280. ♪ we sing the songs ♪ we do it all the time ♪ we sing 'em careful

281. ♪ most of the time ♪ ♪ all of the time

282. ♪ all of the time rhyme ♪ ♪ psychically linked in

283. Rhyme ♪ ♪ psychically linked in ♪ I know how you're thinkin'

284. hm-hm-hm-hm!

285. hm-hm-hm-hm! ♪ all over the air

286. ♪ all over the air waves ♪

287. Waves ♪

288. He's still stealing

289. He's still stealing our songs.

290. He's still stealing our songs. Let's end this.

291. Our songs. Let's end this. ♪ we were the first

292. ♪ we were the first ones singin' on the streets ♪ ♪ but then this

293. Ones singin' on the streets ♪ ♪ but then this silver dude shows up stealin'

294. Silver dude shows up stealin' our beats. ♪ ♪ it wasn't cool

295. Our beats. ♪ ♪ it wasn't cool ♪ it was a pile of stink

296. ♪ it wasn't cool ♪ it was a pile of stink ♪ all he did was press record

297. ♪ not that he could ♪ ♪ his head's really small

298. Could ♪ ♪ his head's really small ♪ dude's so dumb that

299. ♪ dude's so dumb that he doesn't have a brain at all ♪ wh-o-o-o-oa! Silver mini brain!

300. He doesn't have a brain at all ♪ wh-o-o-o-oa! Silver mini brain!

301. ♪ dude's so dumb, so dumb ♪ ♪ that he doesn't have a brain

302. At all ♪ Aah!

303. Aah! He's doing everything we're

304. Aah! He's doing everything we're doing, and the crowd loves it.

305. He's doing everything we're doing, and the crowd loves it.

306. Doing, and the crowd loves it. forget him, man.

307. forget him, man. We got this.

308. Forget him, man. We got this. ♪ you're a silver copy

309. ♪ you're a silver copy cat ♪ ♪ in a junky bowler hat

310. Cat ♪ ♪ in a junky bowler hat ♪ copy cat, cat

311. ♪ make your own music and don't steal ours ♪ ♪ our original

312. ♪ our original songs have unique powers ♪ ♪ our songs come from

313. ♪ our songs come from within ♪ ♪ mess with us and you'll never

314. Lame boom box ♪ ♪ boom box, boom ♪ boom box, boom

315. uh... ♪ zip... Zoom...

316. uh... ♪ zip... Zoom... ♪ once upon a time, there was a

317. It found a chicken that was... ♪ uhh... ♪ hurple

318. Uhh... ♪ hurple

319. ♪ well, I'm a silver dude ♪ and I'm here to say

320. Give me the money! Oof! Oh, no!

321. Oof! Oh, no! No, please!

322. Oh, no! No, please! Don't send me to street jail!

323. No, please! Don't send me to street jail! No!

324. Don't send me to street jail! No!

325. No!

326. Wh-o-o-o-oa!

327. Wh-o-o-o-oa! now that was some mighty fine

328. Wh-o-o-o-oa! now that was some mighty fine street performing, boys.

329. now that was some mighty fine street performing, boys. Now, let's go get your video

330. Street performing, boys. Now, let's go get your video game!

331. Now, let's go get your video game! Whooo! Yeah!

332. Game! Whooo! Yeah! Are you guys gonna

333. Whooo! Yeah! Are you guys gonna finish waxing the floors, or

334. Are you guys gonna finish waxing the floors, or wh—

335. Finish waxing the floors, or wh—

336. Wh— I'm also gonna need you to

337. I'm also gonna need you to vacuum the carpet,

338. I'm also gonna need you to vacuum the carpet, mostly this spot right here.