1. Aah!
Huh!
Ugh!Copy !req
2. Huh!
Ugh!
Ha!Copy !req
3. Ugh!
Ha!
Huh?Copy !req
4. Ha!
Huh?
Hyah!Copy !req
5. Huh?
Hyah!
Ugh!Copy !req
6. Hyah!
Ugh!Copy !req
7. Ugh!Copy !req
8. The reign ofCopy !req
9. The reign of
your clan is over!Copy !req
10. The reign of
your clan is over!
Hoo-ugh!Copy !req
11. Your clan is over!
Hoo-ugh!
Aaaah!Copy !req
12. Hoo-ugh!
Aaaah!
Agh! Ahh! Ugh!Copy !req
13. Aaaah!
Agh! Ahh! Ugh!
For honor!Copy !req
14. Agh! Ahh! Ugh!
For honor!
Shing!Copy !req
15. For honor!
Shing!
Shllk!Copy !req
16. Shing!
Shllk!
Dathump dathump dathumpapapa.Copy !req
17. Shllk!
Dathump dathump dathumpapapa.
Samurai.Copy !req
18. Dathump dathump dathumpapapa.
Samurai.
I thought we wereCopy !req
19. Samurai.
I thought we were
ninjas.Copy !req
20. I thought we were
ninjas.
Eh, I'm winging it.Copy !req
21. Ninjas.
Eh, I'm winging it.
Hey, this one's for me!Copy !req
22. Eh, I'm winging it.
Hey, this one's for me!
It's an invitation to ourCopy !req
23. Hey, this one's for me!
It's an invitation to our
high-school reunion.Copy !req
24. It's an invitation to our
high-school reunion.
No way.Copy !req
25. High-school reunion.
No way.
Let me see that.Copy !req
26. No way.
Let me see that.
It says it's in twoCopy !req
27. Let me see that.
It says it's in two
days!Copy !req
28. It says it's in two
days!
What? So soon?Copy !req
29. Days!
What? So soon?
We should totally go.Copy !req
30. What? So soon?
We should totally go.
Ugh. Why?Copy !req
31. We should totally go.
Ugh. Why?
High school was so lame.Copy !req
32. Ugh. Why?
High school was so lame.
Why would you want to go back?Copy !req
33. High school was so lame.
Why would you want to go back?
Well, of course highCopy !req
34. Why would you want to go back?
Well, of course high
school was uncool.Copy !req
35. Well, of course high
school was uncool.
I'm talking about how cool I wasCopy !req
36. School was uncool.
I'm talking about how cool I was
in high school and how awesomeCopy !req
37. I'm talking about how cool I was
in high school and how awesome
it'll be to show everyone I'mCopy !req
38. In high school and how awesome
it'll be to show everyone I'm
even cooler now!Copy !req
39. It'll be to show everyone I'm
even cooler now!
Here. Follow me.Copy !req
40. Even cooler now!
Here. Follow me.Copy !req
41. Here. Follow me.
Ahhhh!Copy !req
42. Ahhhh!
Whoa.Copy !req
43. Ahhhh!
Whoa.
I can't believe that you haveCopy !req
44. Whoa.
I can't believe that you have
this.Copy !req
45. I can't believe that you have
this.
Whoa-ho-ho!Copy !req
46. This.
Whoa-ho-ho!
What do we have here?Copy !req
47. Whoa-ho-ho!
What do we have here?
Ugh.Copy !req
48. What do we have here?
Ugh.
"activities — artCopy !req
49. Ugh.
"activities — art
club, dodge ball...Copy !req
50. "activities — art
club, dodge ball...
jazz band"!Copy !req
51. Club, dodge ball...
jazz band"!
Ha ha! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
52. jazz band"!
Ha ha! Oh, yeah!
You played the saxophone!Copy !req
53. Ha ha! Oh, yeah!
You played the saxophone!
I signed up late,Copy !req
54. You played the saxophone!
I signed up late,
and all the guitar spotsCopy !req
55. I signed up late,
and all the guitar spots
were taken!Copy !req
56. And all the guitar spots
were taken!
That doesn't explainCopy !req
57. Were taken!
That doesn't explain
why you took your senior pictureCopy !req
58. That doesn't explain
why you took your senior picture
with it.Copy !req
59. Why you took your senior picture
with it.
Well, yours can'tCopy !req
60. With it.
Well, yours can't
be any better.Copy !req
61. Well, yours can't
be any better.
We'll see about that.Copy !req
62. Be any better.
We'll see about that.
I'm surprised youCopy !req
63. We'll see about that.
I'm surprised you
even got one, since you didn'tCopy !req
64. I'm surprised you
even got one, since you didn't
get your diploma.Copy !req
65. Even got one, since you didn't
get your diploma.
Aha!Copy !req
66. Get your diploma.
Aha!
Bam!Copy !req
67. Aha!
Bam!
Check out that photo!Copy !req
68. Bam!
Check out that photo!
Oh, right —Copy !req
69. Check out that photo!
Oh, right —
it's your big to-do list.Copy !req
70. Oh, right —
it's your big to-do list.
"a parting message for all youCopy !req
71. It's your big to-do list.
"a parting message for all you
losers going to college — whileCopy !req
72. "a parting message for all you
losers going to college — while
you chumps write book reportsCopy !req
73. Losers going to college — while
you chumps write book reports
and do math for four more years,Copy !req
74. You chumps write book reports
and do math for four more years,
I'm gonna be out having all theCopy !req
75. And do math for four more years,
I'm gonna be out having all the
fun!Copy !req
76. I'm gonna be out having all the
fun!
Only jerks would choose moreCopy !req
77. Fun!
Only jerks would choose more
school."Copy !req
78. Only jerks would choose more
school."
I'm gonna do way moreCopy !req
79. School."
I'm gonna do way more
cool stuff.Copy !req
80. I'm gonna do way more
cool stuff.
I'm gonna meet cool people, goCopy !req
81. Cool stuff.
I'm gonna meet cool people, go
cool places, and see coolCopy !req
82. I'm gonna meet cool people, go
cool places, and see cool
things!Copy !req
83. Cool places, and see cool
things!
You're the ones who are gonnaCopy !req
84. Things!
You're the ones who are gonna
regret their choices!Copy !req
85. You're the ones who are gonna
regret their choices!
I'll go to our reunion and rubCopy !req
86. Regret their choices!
I'll go to our reunion and rub
it in your face!Copy !req
87. I'll go to our reunion and rub
it in your face!
Then you'll see!Copy !req
88. It in your face!
Then you'll see!
You'll all see!Copy !req
89. Then you'll see!
You'll all see!Copy !req
90. You'll all see!
you're always making so muchCopy !req
91. you're always making so much
trouble for yourself.Copy !req
92. you're always making so much
trouble for yourself.
Now, don never gets in anyCopy !req
93. Trouble for yourself.
Now, don never gets in any
trouble when he's at school.Copy !req
94. Heh heh heh heh.
"rigby out"?
Then you have your long list ofCopy !req
95. "rigby out"?
Then you have your long list of
stuff you said you'd do.Copy !req
96. Then you have your long list of
stuff you said you'd do.
Oh, no.Copy !req
97. Stuff you said you'd do.
Oh, no.
Did I do anything on the list?Copy !req
98. Oh, no.
Did I do anything on the list?
Mm... Nope.Copy !req
99. Did I do anything on the list?
Mm... Nope.
What do you mean?Copy !req
100. Mm... Nope.
What do you mean?
'cause I can't go without doingCopy !req
101. What do you mean?
'cause I can't go without doing
something from the list!Copy !req
102. 'cause I can't go without doing
something from the list!
Don't go, then.Copy !req
103. Something from the list!
Don't go, then.
No! I have to go!Copy !req
104. Don't go, then.
No! I have to go!
If I'm not there, they'll thinkCopy !req
105. No! I have to go!
If I'm not there, they'll think
I didn't do anything after highCopy !req
106. If I'm not there, they'll think
I didn't do anything after high
school and I'm just some loserCopy !req
107. I didn't do anything after high
school and I'm just some loser
in a dead-end job!Copy !req
108. School and I'm just some loser
in a dead-end job!
I can't let those guys make funCopy !req
109. In a dead-end job!
I can't let those guys make fun
of me!Copy !req
110. I can't let those guys make fun
of me!
I've got to do something fromCopy !req
111. Of me!
I've got to do something from
the list.Copy !req
112. I've got to do something from
the list.
Well, you only haveCopy !req
113. The list.
Well, you only have
two days.Copy !req
114. Well, you only have
two days.
Let's see what you can get done.Copy !req
115. Two days.
Let's see what you can get done.
Hmm. Not enough time for you toCopy !req
116. Let's see what you can get done.
Hmm. Not enough time for you to
become a famous heart surgeon.Copy !req
117. Hmm. Not enough time for you to
become a famous heart surgeon.
Hamboning for the pope won'tCopy !req
118. Become a famous heart surgeon.
Hamboning for the pope won't
work.Copy !req
119. Hamboning for the pope won't
work.
"get picture taken while mooningCopy !req
120. Work.
"get picture taken while mooning
on all seven continents"?Copy !req
121. "get picture taken while mooning
on all seven continents"?
Ha ha.Copy !req
122. On all seven continents"?
Ha ha.
That's actually really cool...Copy !req
123. Ha ha.
That's actually really cool...
But no.Copy !req
124. That's actually really cool...
But no.
Aaah!Copy !req
125. But no.
Aaah!
What about getting a slam dunkCopy !req
126. Aaah!
What about getting a slam dunk
in the olympics?Copy !req
127. What about getting a slam dunk
in the olympics?
No.Copy !req
128. In the olympics?
No.
Kill a giant squid?Copy !req
129. No.
Kill a giant squid?
Nope.Copy !req
130. Kill a giant squid?
Nope.
Having the worldCopy !req
131. Nope.
Having the world
record for the largest feet inCopy !req
132. Having the world
record for the largest feet in
the world and then kicking theCopy !req
133. Record for the largest feet in
the world and then kicking the
biggest butt in the world?Copy !req
134. The world and then kicking the
biggest butt in the world?
Sorry, dude.Copy !req
135. Biggest butt in the world?
Sorry, dude.
Aaah!Copy !req
136. Sorry, dude.
Aaah!
There's nothing on this listCopy !req
137. Aaah!
There's nothing on this list
that I can do in time!Copy !req
138. There's nothing on this list
that I can do in time!
Hmm.Copy !req
139. That I can do in time!
Hmm.
What about this?Copy !req
140. Hmm.
What about this?
"skydive while eating aCopy !req
141. What about this?
"skydive while eating a
burrito"?Copy !req
142. "skydive while eating a
burrito"?
You can probably do that in twoCopy !req
143. Burrito"?
You can probably do that in two
days.Copy !req
144. You can probably do that in two
days.
Actually, that's the only oneCopy !req
145. Days.
Actually, that's the only one
you can do in two days.Copy !req
146. Actually, that's the only one
you can do in two days.
Okay, then I'll do it!Copy !req
147. You can do in two days.
Okay, then I'll do it!
The sky doesn't know what'sCopy !req
148. Okay, then I'll do it!
The sky doesn't know what's
coming!Copy !req
149. The sky doesn't know what's
coming!
This is the place?Copy !req
150. Coming!
This is the place?
This is the place.Copy !req
151. This is the place?
This is the place.
It's the only skydiving schoolCopy !req
152. This is the place.
It's the only skydiving school
for miles.Copy !req
153. Hello?Copy !req
154. Aah!
welcome to
jumpin' jim's skydiving academy!Copy !req
155. welcome to
jumpin' jim's skydiving academy!
I'm jumpin' jim, and are youCopy !req
156. Jumpin' jim's skydiving academy!
I'm jumpin' jim, and are you
boys ready to fall in love withCopy !req
157. I'm jumpin' jim, and are you
boys ready to fall in love with
skydiving?Copy !req
158. Boys ready to fall in love with
skydiving?
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
159. Skydiving?
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Uh...Copy !req
160. Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Uh...
Look, I need you toCopy !req
161. Uh...
Look, I need you to
teach me how to skydive beforeCopy !req
162. Look, I need you to
teach me how to skydive before
tomorrow.Copy !req
163. Teach me how to skydive before
tomorrow.
oh!Copy !req
164. Tomorrow.
oh!
I see you got a real fire inCopy !req
165. oh!
I see you got a real fire in
your belly.Copy !req
166. I see you got a real fire in
your belly.
Well, you bet I can!Copy !req
167. Your belly.
Well, you bet I can!
So, lets get you straight to theCopy !req
168. Well, you bet I can!
So, lets get you straight to the
fans.Copy !req
169. So, lets get you straight to the
fans.
Now, I'm gonna strap us togetherCopy !req
170. Fans.
Now, I'm gonna strap us together
tandem-style.Copy !req
171. Now, I'm gonna strap us together
tandem-style.
That way you'll get a feel forCopy !req
172. Tandem-style.
That way you'll get a feel for
what it's like.Copy !req
173. That way you'll get a feel for
what it's like.
I have to be strappedCopy !req
174. What it's like.
I have to be strapped
to you?Copy !req
175. I have to be strapped
to you?
no one goes alone on theirCopy !req
176. To you?
no one goes alone on their
first jump.Copy !req
177. no one goes alone on their
first jump.
It just isn't done!Copy !req
178. First jump.
It just isn't done!
All right!Copy !req
179. It just isn't done!
All right!
Let's get you suited up!Copy !req
180. Now, I know what you're
thinking, but don't look too
down, son.Copy !req
181. Thinking, but don't look too
down, son.
Not all suits can be made ofCopy !req
182. Down, son.
Not all suits can be made of
chinese silk, real italianCopy !req
183. Not all suits can be made of
chinese silk, real italian
suede, and embroidered inCopy !req
184. Chinese silk, real italian
suede, and embroidered in
iceland, but every jumper'sCopy !req
185. Suede, and embroidered in
iceland, but every jumper's
got to start somewhere!Copy !req
186. Iceland, but every jumper's
got to start somewhere!
Ha ha!Copy !req
187. Got to start somewhere!
Ha ha!
Dude, burrito.Copy !req
188. Ha ha!
Dude, burrito.
Yeah. I got to makeCopy !req
189. Dude, burrito.
Yeah. I got to make
sure I can get this right.Copy !req
190. Yeah. I got to make
sure I can get this right.
Hit me!Copy !req
191. Sure I can get this right.
Hit me!
all right, here we go.Copy !req
192. Hit me!
all right, here we go.Copy !req
193. all right, here we go.
ha!Copy !req
194. ha!
Yeah!Copy !req
195. Ha!
Yeah!
Okay. When you're in the air,Copy !req
196. Yeah!
Okay. When you're in the air,
you want to stay focused.Copy !req
197. Okay. When you're in the air,
you want to stay focused.
There's only a limitedCopy !req
198. You want to stay focused.
There's only a limited
timeframe —Copy !req
199. There's only a limited
timeframe —
whoa, son! What are you doing?Copy !req
200. Timeframe —
whoa, son! What are you doing?
Eating a burrito!Copy !req
201. Whoa, son! What are you doing?
Eating a burrito!
no! No snacks on the fan!Copy !req
202. Eating a burrito!
no! No snacks on the fan!
Rigby!Copy !req
203. no! No snacks on the fan!
Rigby!
Aaah!Copy !req
204. Rigby!
Aaah!Copy !req
205. Aaah!
Oof!Copy !req
206. Oof!
stay out of my school!Copy !req
207. Oof!
stay out of my school!
And stay out of my sky!Copy !req
208. stay out of my school!
And stay out of my sky!Copy !req
209. And stay out of my sky!Copy !req
210. it's over.Copy !req
211. it's over.
There's no other place to goCopy !req
212. it's over.
There's no other place to go
skydiving!Copy !req
213. There's no other place to go
skydiving!
You should just goCopy !req
214. Skydiving!
You should just go
to the reunion anyway.Copy !req
215. You should just go
to the reunion anyway.
Who cares if you didn't doCopy !req
216. To the reunion anyway.
Who cares if you didn't do
anything from the list?Copy !req
217. Who cares if you didn't do
anything from the list?
Who cares?Copy !req
218. Anything from the list?
Who cares?
Everyone!Copy !req
219. Who cares?
Everyone!
They're all gonna know!Copy !req
220. Everyone!
They're all gonna know!
I'll just be a loser who's doneCopy !req
221. They're all gonna know!
I'll just be a loser who's done
nothing since high school!Copy !req
222. I'll just be a loser who's done
nothing since high school!
muscle man: Heh.Copy !req
223. Nothing since high school!
muscle man: Heh.
You know who else has doneCopy !req
224. muscle man: Heh.
You know who else has done
nothing since high school?Copy !req
225. You know who else has done
nothing since high school?
My mom!Copy !req
226. Nothing since high school?
My mom!Copy !req
227. My mom!
okay. For real, bro, if you gotCopy !req
228. okay. For real, bro, if you got
to go skydiving while eating aCopy !req
229. Okay. For real, bro, if you got
to go skydiving while eating a
burrito, I've got this guy whoCopy !req
230. To go skydiving while eating a
burrito, I've got this guy who
owes me a favor.Copy !req
231. Burrito, I've got this guy who
owes me a favor.
What guy?Copy !req
232. Owes me a favor.
What guy?
muscle man: His name'sCopy !req
233. What guy?
muscle man: His name's
johnny.Copy !req
234. muscle man: His name's
johnny.
He's got a plane and has beenCopy !req
235. Johnny.
He's got a plane and has been
known to take people skydivingCopy !req
236. He's got a plane and has been
known to take people skydiving
from time to time.Copy !req
237. Known to take people skydiving
from time to time.
I'll take you tomorrow afterCopy !req
238. From time to time.
I'll take you tomorrow after
starla and I finish brunch.Copy !req
239. I'll take you tomorrow after
starla and I finish brunch.
And by brunch, I mean —Copy !req
240. Starla and I finish brunch.
And by brunch, I mean —
Okay, okay.Copy !req
241. And by brunch, I mean —
Okay, okay.
We don't need to hear it.Copy !req
242. Okay, okay.
We don't need to hear it.
I just need a ride to this guy.Copy !req
243. We don't need to hear it.
I just need a ride to this guy.
muscle man: All right, fine.Copy !req
244. I just need a ride to this guy.
muscle man: All right, fine.
I'll take you tomorrow, rightCopy !req
245. muscle man: All right, fine.
I'll take you tomorrow, right
after starla and I —Copy !req
246. I'll take you tomorrow, right
after starla and I —
La la la la la la la laCopy !req
247. After starla and I —
La la la la la la la la
la!Copy !req
248. La la la la la la la la
la!
Uh, this looks kindCopy !req
249. La!
Uh, this looks kind
of shady.Copy !req
250. Uh, this looks kind
of shady.
It doesn't matter.Copy !req
251. Of shady.
It doesn't matter.
As long as I can jump out of aCopy !req
252. It doesn't matter.
As long as I can jump out of a
plane, it's fine.Copy !req
253. As long as I can jump out of a
plane, it's fine.
muscle man: Yo, johnny!Copy !req
254. Plane, it's fine.
muscle man: Yo, johnny!
Johnny!Copy !req
255. muscle man: Yo, johnny!
Johnny!
huh? What...Copy !req
256. Johnny!
huh? What...
Yo, muscle man!Copy !req
257. huh? What...
Yo, muscle man!
Oof!Copy !req
258. Yo, muscle man!
Oof!
How's it going, man?Copy !req
259. Oof!
How's it going, man?
muscle man: Oh, you know.Copy !req
260. How's it going, man?
muscle man: Oh, you know.
It's all good. How you been?Copy !req
261. muscle man: Oh, you know.
It's all good. How you been?
pretty rad.Copy !req
262. It's all good. How you been?
pretty rad.
Still doing the plane thing.Copy !req
263. pretty rad.
Still doing the plane thing.
Oh!Copy !req
264. Still doing the plane thing.
Oh!
And I finally changed my lastCopy !req
265. Oh!
And I finally changed my last
name to to "skydiver".Copy !req
266. And I finally changed my last
name to to "skydiver".
muscle man: Nice.Copy !req
267. Name to to "skydiver".
muscle man: Nice.
Huh.Copy !req
268. muscle man: Nice.
Huh.
Rigby changed his name toCopy !req
269. Huh.
Rigby changed his name to
"trashboat" once.Copy !req
270. Rigby changed his name to
"trashboat" once.
Stop talking!Copy !req
271. "trashboat" once.
Stop talking!
Can we just do this?Copy !req
272. Stop talking!
Can we just do this?
muscle man: Anyway, I'm hereCopy !req
273. Can we just do this?
muscle man: Anyway, I'm here
on business.Copy !req
274. muscle man: Anyway, I'm here
on business.
I'm calling in the favor.Copy !req
275. On business.
I'm calling in the favor.
whoa. Heavy.Copy !req
276. I'm calling in the favor.
whoa. Heavy.
What do you need?Copy !req
277. whoa. Heavy.
What do you need?
muscle man: My buddy rigbyCopy !req
278. What do you need?
muscle man: My buddy rigby
here needs to skydive today.Copy !req
279. muscle man: My buddy rigby
here needs to skydive today.
ooh, I don't know, man.Copy !req
280. Here needs to skydive today.
ooh, I don't know, man.
I have to mow the runway, andCopy !req
281. ooh, I don't know, man.
I have to mow the runway, and
then I've got this bannerCopy !req
282. I have to mow the runway, and
then I've got this banner
flying —Copy !req
283. Then I've got this banner
flying —
muscle man: I said I'mCopy !req
284. Flying —
muscle man: I said I'm
calling it in, johnny skydiver!Copy !req
285. muscle man: I said I'm
calling it in, johnny skydiver!
okay. Okay! You're right.Copy !req
286. Calling it in, johnny skydiver!
okay. Okay! You're right.
I'll take him up, but I got toCopy !req
287. okay. Okay! You're right.
I'll take him up, but I got to
fix the plane real quick.Copy !req
288. All right, just about ready!
How am I
gonna make it?Copy !req
289. How am I
gonna make it?
There's only 20 minutes beforeCopy !req
290. Gonna make it?
There's only 20 minutes before
the reunion!Copy !req
291. There's only 20 minutes before
the reunion!
reunion?Copy !req
292. The reunion!
reunion?
That's where I'm headed withCopy !req
293. reunion?
That's where I'm headed with
the banner!Copy !req
294. That's where I'm headed with
the banner!
You can do the stunt live andCopy !req
295. The banner!
You can do the stunt live and
sky-dive straight into theCopy !req
296. You can do the stunt live and
sky-dive straight into the
reunion!Copy !req
297. Sky-dive straight into the
reunion!
Fine!Copy !req
298. Reunion!
Fine!
As soon as I grab my stuff,Copy !req
299. Fine!
As soon as I grab my stuff,
we're hitting the sky!Copy !req
300. As soon as I grab my stuff,
we're hitting the sky!
All right, I got the parachuteCopy !req
301. We're hitting the sky!
All right, I got the parachute
to live, got the burrito to eat,Copy !req
302. All right, I got the parachute
to live, got the burrito to eat,
and the camera to prove it.Copy !req
303. To live, got the burrito to eat,
and the camera to prove it.
That should be everything.Copy !req
304. And the camera to prove it.
That should be everything.Copy !req
305. That should be everything.
Dude, this doesn'tCopy !req
306. Dude, this doesn't
seem safe.Copy !req
307. Dude, this doesn't
seem safe.
I don't think you should doCopy !req
308. Seem safe.
I don't think you should do
this.Copy !req
309. I don't think you should do
this.
I mean, who cares what your oldCopy !req
310. This.
I mean, who cares what your old
classmates think of you?Copy !req
311. I mean, who cares what your old
classmates think of you?
It's not important!Copy !req
312. Classmates think of you?
It's not important!
You don't understand.Copy !req
313. It's not important!
You don't understand.
You were actually cool in highCopy !req
314. You don't understand.
You were actually cool in high
school.Copy !req
315. You were actually cool in high
school.
This is my only shot.Copy !req
316. School.
This is my only shot.Copy !req
317. This is my only shot.
rigby! We're good to go!Copy !req
318. rigby! We're good to go!
Rigby, pleaseCopy !req
319. rigby! We're good to go!
Rigby, please
don't do this!Copy !req
320. Rigby, please
don't do this!
Just lie at the reunion and tellCopy !req
321. Don't do this!
Just lie at the reunion and tell
people you did it.Copy !req
322. Just lie at the reunion and tell
people you did it.
They'll never know!Copy !req
323. People you did it.
They'll never know!
You know, maybe you'reCopy !req
324. They'll never know!
You know, maybe you're
right.Copy !req
325. You know, maybe you're
right.
Maybe they wouldn't.Copy !req
326. Right.
Maybe they wouldn't.Copy !req
327. Maybe they wouldn't.
but I would.Copy !req
328. but I would.
Johnny skydiver, let's get thisCopy !req
329. But I would.
Johnny skydiver, let's get this
bird in the air!Copy !req
330. Johnny skydiver, let's get this
bird in the air!
Dude, come on!Copy !req
331. Bird in the air!
Dude, come on!
muscle man: Let him go, bro.Copy !req
332. Dude, come on!
muscle man: Let him go, bro.
[ mid-tempo acoustic-guitarCopy !req
333. muscle man: Let him go, bro.
[ mid-tempo acoustic-guitar
music playing ]Copy !req
334. anyway, the jump site's
coming up, so let me hit you
with some skydiving 101.Copy !req
335. Coming up, so let me hit you
with some skydiving 101.
You're gonna want to pull theCopy !req
336. With some skydiving 101.
You're gonna want to pull the
cord on the right to releaseCopy !req
337. You're gonna want to pull the
cord on the right to release
your parachute at anywhereCopy !req
338. Cord on the right to release
your parachute at anywhere
between 3,000 and 2,000 feet.Copy !req
339. Your parachute at anywhere
between 3,000 and 2,000 feet.
If your chute gets tangled, justCopy !req
340. Between 3,000 and 2,000 feet.
If your chute gets tangled, just
kick your legs like crazy.Copy !req
341. If your chute gets tangled, just
kick your legs like crazy.
You can also grab the chute andCopy !req
342. Kick your legs like crazy.
You can also grab the chute and
throw it away from your body.Copy !req
343. You can also grab the chute and
throw it away from your body.
And if that doesn't work, cutCopy !req
344. Throw it away from your body.
And if that doesn't work, cut
'er lose and pull the reserveCopy !req
345. And if that doesn't work, cut
'er lose and pull the reserve
cord.Copy !req
346. 'er lose and pull the reserve
cord.
What if that chuteCopy !req
347. Cord.
What if that chute
doesn't work?Copy !req
348. What if that chute
doesn't work?
you've got the rest of yourCopy !req
349. Doesn't work?
you've got the rest of your
life to enjoy the view!Copy !req
350. you've got the rest of your
life to enjoy the view!
Oh!Copy !req
351. Life to enjoy the view!
Oh!
Oh.Copy !req
352. Oh!
Oh.
don't worry. You'll do fine.Copy !req
353. Oh.
don't worry. You'll do fine.
Wait!Copy !req
354. don't worry. You'll do fine.
Wait!
You're not jumping with me?Copy !req
355. Wait!
You're not jumping with me?
nah, man.Copy !req
356. You're not jumping with me?
nah, man.
Someone's got to fly the plane.Copy !req
357. nah, man.
Someone's got to fly the plane.
Who's flying it now?Copy !req
358. Someone's got to fly the plane.
Who's flying it now?Copy !req
359. Who's flying it now?
aw, crud.Copy !req
360. aw, crud.
Wah!Copy !req
361. aw, crud.
Wah!
Whoa! Oh! Wh-o-o-oa!Copy !req
362. Wah!
Whoa! Oh! Wh-o-o-oa!
Aaah!Copy !req
363. Whoa! Oh! Wh-o-o-oa!
Aaah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
364. whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo!Copy !req
365. aaah!
Ha!Copy !req
366. Aaah!
Ha!
Perfect!Copy !req
367. Ha!
Perfect!Copy !req
368. Perfect!
the reunion hall!Copy !req
369. the reunion hall!
More perfect!Copy !req
370. The reunion hall!
More perfect!Copy !req
371. More perfect!
aaaah!Copy !req
372. aaaah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
373. Aaaah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Dude, something'sCopy !req
374. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Dude, something's
wrong with his chute!Copy !req
375. Dude, something's
wrong with his chute!Copy !req
376. Wrong with his chute!
muscle man: Oh, no, bro.Copy !req
377. muscle man: Oh, no, bro.
Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
378. muscle man: Oh, no, bro.
Aaaaaaah!
Away!Copy !req
379. Aaaaaaah!
Away!
Aah!Copy !req
380. Away!
Aah!
Dude!Copy !req
381. Aah!
Dude!
He cut away his chute!Copy !req
382. Dude!
He cut away his chute!
muscle man: The reserve's hisCopy !req
383. He cut away his chute!
muscle man: The reserve's his
last chance.Copy !req
384. muscle man: The reserve's his
last chance.
Ha ha!Copy !req
385. Last chance.
Ha ha!Copy !req
386. Ha ha!
noooo!Copy !req
387. noooo!
What do I do? What do I do?Copy !req
388. Noooo!
What do I do? What do I do?Copy !req
389. What do I do? What do I do?
burrito!Copy !req
390. burrito!
Don't let me down, buddy!Copy !req
391. Burrito!
Don't let me down, buddy!Copy !req
392. Don't let me down, buddy!
promise to save my life if I letCopy !req
393. promise to save my life if I let
go of you?Copy !req
394. Promise to save my life if I let
go of you?
Okay!Copy !req
395. Go of you?
Okay!Copy !req
396. Okay!
betrayal!Copy !req
397. betrayal!
Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
398. Betrayal!
Aaaaaaaah!
Huh!Copy !req
399. Aaaaaaaah!
Huh!
Ha ha!Copy !req
400. Huh!
Ha ha!
Yeah!Copy !req
401. Ha ha!
Yeah!
No!Copy !req
402. Yeah!
No!Copy !req
403. No!
muscle man: I don't know,Copy !req
404. muscle man: I don't know,
man.Copy !req
405. muscle man: I don't know,
man.
I think that was his lastCopy !req
406. Man.
I think that was his last
burrito.Copy !req
407. I think that was his last
burrito.
Wait.Copy !req
408. Burrito.
Wait.
He's waking up!Copy !req
409. Wait.
He's waking up!
Ugh, huh?Copy !req
410. He's waking up!
Ugh, huh?
Did I make it?Copy !req
411. Ugh, huh?
Did I make it?
Yeah, dude.Copy !req
412. Did I make it?
Yeah, dude.
You went right through the roof.Copy !req
413. Yeah, dude.
You went right through the roof.
muscle man: And you're notCopy !req
414. You went right through the roof.
muscle man: And you're not
even dead!Copy !req
415. muscle man: And you're not
even dead!
Ohhh.Copy !req
416. Even dead!
Ohhh.Copy !req
417. Ohhh.
yeah!Copy !req
418. yeah!
No way I'm gonna die before allCopy !req
419. Yeah!
No way I'm gonna die before all
you losers check this out!Copy !req
420. No way I'm gonna die before all
you losers check this out!
In your face!Copy !req
421. You losers check this out!
In your face!
You thought I couldn't do it,Copy !req
422. In your face!
You thought I couldn't do it,
but I did —Copy !req
423. You thought I couldn't do it,
but I did —
ugh! What the...?Copy !req
424. But I did —
ugh! What the...?
I didn't even need to skydive!Copy !req
425. Ugh! What the...?
I didn't even need to skydive!
Just look at how ugly everyoneCopy !req
426. I didn't even need to skydive!
Just look at how ugly everyone
got!Copy !req
427. Just look at how ugly everyone
got!
Huh?Copy !req
428. Got!
Huh?
Wait, dude.Copy !req
429. Huh?
Wait, dude.
These people are just reallyCopy !req
430. Wait, dude.
These people are just really
old.Copy !req
431. These people are just really
old.
Guys, hello!Copy !req
432. Old.
Guys, hello!
Pops?Copy !req
433. Guys, hello!
Pops?
What are you doingCopy !req
434. Pops?
What are you doing
here?Copy !req
435. What are you doing
here?
You weren't in our class.Copy !req
436. Here?
You weren't in our class.
Oh, of course not,Copy !req
437. You weren't in our class.
Oh, of course not,
silly!Copy !req
438. Oh, of course not,
silly!
This is my class reunion!Copy !req
439. Silly!
This is my class reunion!
I meant to tell you my classCopy !req
440. This is my class reunion!
I meant to tell you my class
president accidentally mailed myCopy !req
441. I meant to tell you my class
president accidentally mailed my
invitation to you.Copy !req
442. President accidentally mailed my
invitation to you.
I guess I have time toCopy !req
443. Invitation to you.
I guess I have time to
get that slam dunk in theCopy !req
444. I guess I have time to
get that slam dunk in the
olympics now.Copy !req