Regular Show 5x17

1. hi five: Can I get a half-caf americano, please? good choice.

2. Half-caf americano, please? good choice. I mean, I'm no coffee expert,

3. good choice. I mean, I'm no coffee expert, but I've got to say I think this

4. I mean, I'm no coffee expert, but I've got to say I think this place has the best dark roast in

5. But I've got to say I think this place has the best dark roast in town.

6. Place has the best dark roast in town. hi five: No arguments here.

7. Town. hi five: No arguments here. This is one of my favorite

8. hi five: No arguments here. This is one of my favorite coffee spots.

9. This is one of my favorite coffee spots. yeah, I love stopping here

10. Coffee spots. yeah, I love stopping here and then going to the record

11. yeah, I love stopping here and then going to the record shop down the street.

12. And then going to the record shop down the street. hi five: I know the one.

13. Shop down the street. hi five: I know the one. The owner's super chill, and

14. hi five: I know the one. The owner's super chill, and they have a huge down-tempo

15. The owner's super chill, and they have a huge down-tempo electronica section.

16. They have a huge down-tempo electronica section. wait, you like down-tempo

17. Electronica section. wait, you like down-tempo electronica?

18. wait, you like down-tempo electronica? Me, too.

19. Electronica? Me, too. hi five: Whoa, cool.

20. Me, too. hi five: Whoa, cool. I'm celia, by the way.

21. hi five: Whoa, cool. I'm celia, by the way. hi five: Hi five ghost.

22. I'm celia, by the way. hi five: Hi five ghost. um, do you maybe want to head

23. hi five: Hi five ghost. um, do you maybe want to head over there with me after coffee?

24. um, do you maybe want to head over there with me after coffee? hi five: Yeah, sure.

25. everyone says that photons forming is stereo fighter's best album, but

26. Photons forming is stereo fighter's best album, but tryptic lullaby is my favorite.

27. Stereo fighter's best album, but tryptic lullaby is my favorite. hi five: Me, too!

28. Tryptic lullaby is my favorite. hi five: Me, too!

29. wow, this is so cool. hi five: Yeah. There's something about watching

30. hi five: Yeah. There's something about watching animals that makes me feel

31. There's something about watching animals that makes me feel really peaceful.

32. Animals that makes me feel really peaceful. yeah, me, too.

33. Whoa, this is, like, the worst thing I've ever tasted. hi five: Yeah, me, too.

34. Today was really fun. I've never met anyone that I had so much in common with.

35. I've never met anyone that I had so much in common with. me, too.

36. So much in common with. me, too. I mean, me, either.

37. me, too. I mean, me, either. hi five: Um, do you want to

38. I mean, me, either. hi five: Um, do you want to hang out again sometime?

39. hi five: Um, do you want to hang out again sometime? yeah.

40. Hang out again sometime? yeah. Oh, well, I'd really like to,

41. yeah. Oh, well, I'd really like to, but I'm leaving the country

42. Oh, well, I'd really like to, but I'm leaving the country tomorrow.

43. But I'm leaving the country tomorrow. I'm going to be studying in

44. Tomorrow. I'm going to be studying in prague.

45. I'm going to be studying in prague. I'd give you my number, but I

46. Prague. I'd give you my number, but I don't have a cellphone.

47. I'd give you my number, but I don't have a cellphone. hi five: Hey, me, too.

48. I have an idea. In four years, when I'm back in the states, I'll send this

49. In four years, when I'm back in the states, I'll send this postcard to you.

50. The states, I'll send this postcard to you. If we're both single, we'll meet

51. Postcard to you. If we're both single, we'll meet up and pick up where we left

52. If we're both single, we'll meet up and pick up where we left off.

53. Up and pick up where we left off. How's that?

54. Off. How's that? hi five: That seems like the

55. How's that? hi five: That seems like the most logical way to stay in

56. hi five: That seems like the most logical way to stay in touch.

57. Most logical way to stay in touch. here. Write your address.

58. Touch. here. Write your address. hi five: I hope I see you in

59. here. Write your address. hi five: I hope I see you in four years.

60. hi five: I hope I see you in four years. me, too.

61. Mordecai, rigby, another issue of "fart weekly" magazine came today, which I

62. Another issue of "fart weekly" magazine came today, which I distinctly remember telling you

63. Magazine came today, which I distinctly remember telling you not to get sent here.

64. Distinctly remember telling you not to get sent here. They're flooding the mailbox.

65. Not to get sent here. They're flooding the mailbox. Relax, man.

66. They're flooding the mailbox. Relax, man. It's natural.

67. Relax, man. It's natural. Rigby's right.

68. It's natural. Rigby's right. It's not healthy to hold it in.

69. Rigby's right. It's not healthy to hold it in.

70. It's not healthy to hold it in. just cancel it already.

71. just cancel it already. muscle man: Yo, is my tax

72. Just cancel it already. muscle man: Yo, is my tax return in there?

73. muscle man: Yo, is my tax return in there? No, but, fives, this

74. Return in there? No, but, fives, this came for you.

75. No, but, fives, this came for you. Now, all of you, stop eating

76. Came for you. Now, all of you, stop eating doughnuts, and get back to work.

77. Now, all of you, stop eating doughnuts, and get back to work. hi five: "let's meet"?

78. Doughnuts, and get back to work. hi five: "let's meet"?

79. hi five: "let's meet"? muscle man: What is it?

80. muscle man: What is it? hi five: It's the postcard

81. muscle man: What is it? hi five: It's the postcard from celia!

82. hi five: It's the postcard from celia! muscle man: Whoa.

83. From celia! muscle man: Whoa. Who's celia?

84. muscle man: Whoa. Who's celia? hi five: Only the coolest

85. Who's celia? hi five: Only the coolest girl I've ever met.

86. hi five: Only the coolest girl I've ever met. Four years ago, we made a

87. Girl I've ever met. Four years ago, we made a promise to meet when she was

88. Four years ago, we made a promise to meet when she was done with school in prague, and

89. Promise to meet when she was done with school in prague, and now she's back.

90. Done with school in prague, and now she's back. muscle man: Nice, bro.

91. Now she's back. muscle man: Nice, bro. Nice.

92. muscle man: Nice, bro. Nice. Yeah, that's really

93. Nice. Yeah, that's really awesome.

94. Yeah, that's really awesome. So, when are you gonna

95. Awesome. So, when are you gonna see her?

96. So, when are you gonna see her? hi five: Oh, uh, uh...

97. See her? hi five: Oh, uh, uh... Um, wait.

98. hi five: Oh, uh, uh... Um, wait. I don't know.

99. Um, wait. I don't know. I can't read anything else on

100. I don't know. I can't read anything else on the card.

101. I can't read anything else on the card. It's too busted up.

102. The card. It's too busted up. What am I gonna do?

103. It's too busted up. What am I gonna do? muscle man: Oh, bro, don't

104. What am I gonna do? muscle man: Oh, bro, don't worry.

105. muscle man: Oh, bro, don't worry. We just need to take a better

106. Worry. We just need to take a better look.

107. We just need to take a better look. Let's take it inside.

108. Look. Let's take it inside. hi five: okay.

109. Let's take it inside. hi five: okay. Yeah.

110. hi five: okay. Yeah. muscle man: Uh, okay.

111. Yeah. muscle man: Uh, okay. So, how about...

112. muscle man: Uh, okay. So, how about... Hmm...

113. So, how about... Hmm... Hmm.

114. Hmm... Hmm. I got nothing.

115. Hmm. I got nothing. Dude, what happened to

116. I got nothing. Dude, what happened to it?

117. Dude, what happened to it? It looks like it was in

118. It? It looks like it was in someone's mouth.

119. It looks like it was in someone's mouth. I don't know.

120. Someone's mouth. I don't know. I can't tell with all these

121. I don't know. I can't tell with all these change-of-address stamps.

122. I can't tell with all these change-of-address stamps. hi five: Oh, yeah.

123. Change-of-address stamps. hi five: Oh, yeah. I moved around a lot.

124. hi five: Oh, yeah. I moved around a lot. It probably got stuck in the

125. I moved around a lot. It probably got stuck in the postal system for a while.

126. It probably got stuck in the postal system for a while. Well, I think the

127. Postal system for a while. Well, I think the first part is, "dear — dear

128. Well, I think the first part is, "dear — dear hi five ghost."

129. First part is, "dear — dear hi five ghost." Uh, yeah.

130. Hi five ghost." Uh, yeah. I think we got that part.

131. Uh, yeah. I think we got that part. "I'm..." something,

132. I think we got that part. "I'm..." something, something, something, something,

133. "I'm..." something, something, something, something, "... You.

134. Something, something, something, "... You. Best wishes, celia."

135. "... You. Best wishes, celia." muscle man: Oh, thanks for

136. Best wishes, celia." muscle man: Oh, thanks for getting us nowhere.

137. muscle man: Oh, thanks for getting us nowhere. Here.

138. Getting us nowhere. Here. Let me try to flatten it out.

139. Here. Let me try to flatten it out. Hey, there's more writing.

140. Let me try to flatten it out. Hey, there's more writing. What?

141. Hey, there's more writing. What? "let's meet between

142. What? "let's meet between 6:00 and 7:00 p.M. On

143. "let's meet between 6:00 and 7:00 p.M. On March 20th."

144. 6:00 and 7:00 p.M. On March 20th." hi five: March 20th?

145. March 20th." hi five: March 20th?

146. hi five: March 20th?

147. it's gonna be an awesome

148. it's gonna be an awesome March 20th.

149. it's gonna be an awesome March 20th. This March 20th gets double

150. March 20th. This March 20th gets double thumbs up all the way, baby!

151. This March 20th gets double thumbs up all the way, baby! Whoo!

152. Thumbs up all the way, baby! Whoo! It's March 20th!

153. Whoo! It's March 20th! Turn off the tv.

154. It's March 20th! Turn off the tv. Oh, sorry.

155. Turn off the tv. Oh, sorry. hi five: Today is March 20th!

156. Oh, sorry. hi five: Today is March 20th! I hate to say it,

157. hi five: Today is March 20th! I hate to say it, but we might not be able to

158. I hate to say it, but we might not be able to figure this out.

159. But we might not be able to figure this out. hi five: Then we'll just have

160. Figure this out. hi five: Then we'll just have to find someone who can.

161. these are some of the best forensic guys I know. If they can't decipher the

162. Forensic guys I know. If they can't decipher the letter, no one can.

163. If they can't decipher the letter, no one can. hi five: I really appreciate

164. Letter, no one can. hi five: I really appreciate you helping me out.

165. hi five: I really appreciate you helping me out. don't thank me yet.

166. You helping me out. don't thank me yet. While they're the best forensics

167. don't thank me yet. While they're the best forensics guys, I know, they're also the

168. While they're the best forensics guys, I know, they're also the best chop-busting guys I know.

169. Guys, I know, they're also the best chop-busting guys I know. If you want their help, you're

170. Best chop-busting guys I know. If you want their help, you're gonna have to chop-bust them

171. If you want their help, you're gonna have to chop-bust them right back.

172. Gonna have to chop-bust them right back. Hey, wes, westley.

173. Right back. Hey, wes, westley. hey-o!

174. Hey, wes, westley. hey-o! low five, give me six.

175. hey-o! low five, give me six.

176. low five, give me six. just bustin' your chops.

177. just bustin' your chops. you guys.

178. Just bustin' your chops. you guys. so, low, what's with all the

179. you guys. so, low, what's with all the clowns?

180. so, low, what's with all the clowns?

181. Clowns? is the circus in town or

182. is the circus in town or something?

183. Is the circus in town or something?

184. Something? hey, just bustin' your chops.

185. hey, just bustin' your chops. this is my brother, hi five,

186. Hey, just bustin' your chops. this is my brother, hi five, and his friends.

187. this is my brother, hi five, and his friends. They need your help reading

188. And his friends. They need your help reading what's on a postcard.

189. They need your help reading what's on a postcard. need help reading, huh?

190. What's on a postcard. need help reading, huh? You boys try opening

191. need help reading, huh? You boys try opening your eyes?

192. You boys try opening your eyes? Eh!

193. Your eyes? Eh!

194. Eh! just bustin' your chop.

195. just bustin' your chop. Eh!

196. Just bustin' your chop. Eh! Eh!

197. Eh! Eh! Eh!

198. Eh! Eh!

199. Eh! Well, we can't read

200. Well, we can't read it 'cause the card's all busted

201. Well, we can't read it 'cause the card's all busted up.

202. It 'cause the card's all busted up. oh, it's the card that's all

203. Up. oh, it's the card that's all busted up, huh?

204. oh, it's the card that's all busted up, huh? Are you sure it's not your face?

205. Busted up, huh? Are you sure it's not your face? That's pretty big

206. Are you sure it's not your face? That's pretty big talk, coming from someone who

207. That's pretty big talk, coming from someone who looks like you.

208. Talk, coming from someone who looks like you. Yeah.

209. Looks like you. Yeah. Did your mom dress you this

210. Yeah. Did your mom dress you this morning?

211. Did your mom dress you this morning? sorry, short stuff, but you

212. Morning? sorry, short stuff, but you must be at least this tall to

213. sorry, short stuff, but you must be at least this tall to enter the conversation.

214. Must be at least this tall to enter the conversation.

215. Enter the conversation.

216. muscle man: All right, not

217. muscle man: All right, not bad.

218. muscle man: All right, not bad. Hey, wes, how'd you grow a

219. Bad. Hey, wes, how'd you grow a mustache in your butt?

220. Hey, wes, how'd you grow a mustache in your butt? Oh, wait. That's your face.

221. Mustache in your butt? Oh, wait. That's your face.

222. Oh, wait. That's your face. well, since you're looking

223. well, since you're looking out for me, I got to tell you

224. well, since you're looking out for me, I got to tell you that you should fire that

225. Out for me, I got to tell you that you should fire that lawnmower you've been letting

226. That you should fire that lawnmower you've been letting cut your hair.

227. Lawnmower you've been letting cut your hair. hi five: You two just bust

228. Cut your hair. hi five: You two just bust chops on guys who have no power

229. hi five: You two just bust chops on guys who have no power so they're vulnerable to your

230. Chops on guys who have no power so they're vulnerable to your chop-busting.

231. So they're vulnerable to your chop-busting. But really, you're just a couple

232. Chop-busting. But really, you're just a couple of desk jockeys who haven't seen

233. But really, you're just a couple of desk jockeys who haven't seen any real action since you left

234. Of desk jockeys who haven't seen any real action since you left the academy.

235. Any real action since you left the academy.

236. The academy. just bustin' your chops.

237. just bustin' your chops. you've gone too far!

238. Just bustin' your chops. you've gone too far! you can't talk to an officer

239. you've gone too far! you can't talk to an officer like that!

240. you can't talk to an officer like that! hi five: I mean, I-I

241. Like that! hi five: I mean, I-I thought...

242. hi five: I mean, I-I thought... get on the ground, dirt bag!

243. Thought... get on the ground, dirt bag! hi five: Sorry.

244. get on the ground, dirt bag! hi five: Sorry. Sorry.

245. hi five: Sorry. Sorry. Uh, is — is this okay?

246. Sorry. Uh, is — is this okay? did we say you could move?

247. Uh, is — is this okay? did we say you could move? hi five: N-no, sir.

248. did we say you could move? hi five: N-no, sir. Sorry, sir.

249. hi five: N-no, sir. Sorry, sir. put your hands where I can

250. Sorry, sir. put your hands where I can see them!

251. put your hands where I can see them! Eh!

252. See them! Eh!

253. Eh! just bustin' your chops.

254. Just bustin' your chops. hi five: all right, you got me.

255. hi five: all right, you got me.

256. All right, you got me. you guys can bust chops with the

257. you guys can bust chops with the best of them.

258. You guys can bust chops with the best of them. So, let's see that letter.

259. Best of them. So, let's see that letter.

260. hi five: What does it say? Where am I supposed to meet her? I hate to tell you, kid, but

261. Where am I supposed to meet her? I hate to tell you, kid, but that's the one thing we can't

262. I hate to tell you, kid, but that's the one thing we can't make out.

263. That's the one thing we can't make out. hi five: "dear hi five ghost,

264. Make out. hi five: "dear hi five ghost, I hope you remember our promise

265. hi five: "dear hi five ghost, I hope you remember our promise we made four years ago.

266. I hope you remember our promise we made four years ago. I'm back in the states and would

267. We made four years ago. I'm back in the states and would love to see you.

268. I'm back in the states and would love to see you. If you're still single, let's

269. Love to see you. If you're still single, let's meet at" blank, "brick oven

270. If you're still single, let's meet at" blank, "brick oven pizza," blank on blank.

271. Meet at" blank, "brick oven pizza," blank on blank. "if you don't show, I'll assume

272. Pizza," blank on blank. "if you don't show, I'll assume you found someone else.

273. "if you don't show, I'll assume you found someone else. Best wishes, celia."

274. You found someone else. Best wishes, celia." oh, no.

275. Best wishes, celia." oh, no. If I don't show up tonight,

276. Oh, no. If I don't show up tonight, she'll think I'm not interested.

277. If I don't show up tonight, she'll think I'm not interested. I'll never see her again!

278. She'll think I'm not interested. I'll never see her again! muscle man: Keep it together,

279. I'll never see her again! muscle man: Keep it together, bro.

280. muscle man: Keep it together, bro. Come on, man.

281. Bro. Come on, man. There's got to be something else

282. Come on, man. There's got to be something else you can do.

283. There's got to be something else you can do. there are a few more tests we

284. You can do. there are a few more tests we could run, but they'll take some

285. there are a few more tests we could run, but they'll take some time.

286. Could run, but they'll take some time. hi five: Time?

287. Time. hi five: Time? I don't have time.

288. hi five: Time? I don't have time. It's almost 6:00.

289. I don't have time. It's almost 6:00. cool it, little bro.

290. It's almost 6:00. cool it, little bro. Look, brick oven pizza's a

291. cool it, little bro. Look, brick oven pizza's a chain, and there are only a few

292. Look, brick oven pizza's a chain, and there are only a few in the area.

293. Chain, and there are only a few in the area. We'll start checking them while

294. In the area. We'll start checking them while wes and westley run the tests.

295. We'll start checking them while wes and westley run the tests. One way or another, we're gonna

296. Wes and westley run the tests. One way or another, we're gonna find her.

297. One way or another, we're gonna find her. You can do it.

298. Find her. You can do it. Yeah, we'll help you.

299. You can do it. Yeah, we'll help you. hi five: Thanks, guys.

300. Yeah, we'll help you. hi five: Thanks, guys. all right, let's roll.

301. hi five: Thanks, guys. all right, let's roll.

302. why are they all chain restaurants?

303. Why are they all chain restaurants?

304. Restaurants? hey, I think we got

305. hey, I think we got something.

306. hey, I think we got something. what's the sit?

307. Something. what's the sit? we got another word.

308. what's the sit? we got another word. Seven.

309. we got another word. Seven. Mama's famous brick oven

310. Seven. Mama's famous brick oven pizzanini on seven.

311. Mama's famous brick oven pizzanini on seven. hi five: Seven?

312. Pizzanini on seven. hi five: Seven? You think it's on

313. hi five: Seven? You think it's on seventh street?

314. You think it's on seventh street? There's one on

315. Seventh street? There's one on seventh street in magnolia!

316. There's one on seventh street in magnolia! on it.

317. Seventh street in magnolia! on it.

318. hi five: It's locked. muscle man: Oh, it says they're fumigating this week.

319. muscle man: Oh, it says they're fumigating this week. Oh, sick!

320. They're fumigating this week. Oh, sick! hi five: Now what am I gonna

321. Oh, sick! hi five: Now what am I gonna do?

322. hi five: Now what am I gonna do?

323. Do? no!

324. no! Celia!

325. No! Celia! Whoa, whoa, fives,

326. Celia! Whoa, whoa, fives, take it easy.

327. Whoa, whoa, fives, take it easy. She's not in there,

328. Take it easy. She's not in there, man.

329. She's not in there, man. muscle man: She would have

330. Man. muscle man: She would have waited outside if this was the

331. muscle man: She would have waited outside if this was the place.

332. Waited outside if this was the place. hi five:

333. Place. hi five: Sorry, dude.

334. hi five: Sorry, dude. It's just not the right one.

335. Sorry, dude. It's just not the right one. guys, come here.

336. It's just not the right one. guys, come here. all right, we finally got e

337. guys, come here. all right, we finally got e whole line.

338. all right, we finally got e whole line. She's waiting at mama's famous

339. Whole line. She's waiting at mama's famous brick oven pizzanini on

340. She's waiting at mama's famous brick oven pizzanini on seven —

341. Brick oven pizzanini on seven — oh! Oh, man! My chest!

342. Seven — oh! Oh, man! My chest! oh, no, he's having a heart

343. Oh! Oh, man! My chest! oh, no, he's having a heart attack!

344. oh, no, he's having a heart attack! Somebody call a doctor!

345. Attack! Somebody call a doctor!

346. Somebody call a doctor! hi five: No! Not now!

347. hi five: No! Not now! I'm just bustin' your chops.

348. I'm just bustin' your chops.

349. I'm just bustin' your chops. but seriously, it's green.

350. but seriously, it's green. Mama's famous brick oven

351. But seriously, it's green. Mama's famous brick oven pizzanini on seven green.

352. Mama's famous brick oven pizzanini on seven green. Oh, yeah.

353. Pizzanini on seven green. Oh, yeah. muscle man: That place is in

354. Oh, yeah. muscle man: That place is in the shopping center across town.

355. muscle man: That place is in the shopping center across town. But there's only 10

356. The shopping center across town. But there's only 10 minutes left.

357. But there's only 10 minutes left. We won't make it with the

358. Minutes left. We won't make it with the traffic.

359. We won't make it with the traffic. guess I better start flooring

360. Traffic. guess I better start flooring it, then.

361. guess I better start flooring it, then.

362. It, then.

363. muscle man: There's the exit!

364. How are we gonna get past this? looks like we're gonna have

365. Past this? looks like we're gonna have to cut through the mall.

366. looks like we're gonna have to cut through the mall. hi five: But isn't that

367. To cut through the mall. hi five: But isn't that illegal?

368. hi five: But isn't that illegal? not when you're a cop, it

369. Illegal? not when you're a cop, it isn't.

370. not when you're a cop, it isn't. hi five: Oh!

371. remain calm, citizens. Routine procedure.

372. muscle man: There it is. There's still time, bro.

373. they said she was there, but it's past 7:00 now. I was too late.

374. It's past 7:00 now. I was too late. guys, we found more to the

375. I was too late. guys, we found more to the note.

376. guys, we found more to the note. It says, "p.S., one of my butt

377. Note. It says, "p.S., one of my butt cheeks gained 600 pounds, and

378. It says, "p.S., one of my butt cheeks gained 600 pounds, and now I have to wear special

379. Cheeks gained 600 pounds, and now I have to wear special pants."

380. Now I have to wear special pants."

381. Pants." just bustin' your —

382. just bustin' your — dude, not the time.

383. Just bustin' your — dude, not the time. sorry.

384. dude, not the time. sorry. muscle man: Look, fives, I'm

385. sorry. muscle man: Look, fives, I'm sorry you've —

386. muscle man: Look, fives, I'm sorry you've — hi five: Thanks, but I just

387. Sorry you've — hi five: Thanks, but I just want to be alone right now.

388. hi five: Thanks, but I just want to be alone right now. We're still gonna get

389. Want to be alone right now. We're still gonna get pizzaninis, right?

390. We're still gonna get pizzaninis, right? Ow!

391. hi five: Can I get a half-caf americano? good choice.

392. Half-caf americano? good choice. That's my favorite.

393. good choice. That's my favorite. hi five: Celia!

394. That's my favorite. hi five: Celia! I thought you weren't coming.

395. hi five: Celia! I thought you weren't coming. hi five: I wasn't sure what

396. I thought you weren't coming. hi five: I wasn't sure what to do, and I just wound up here.

397. hi five: I wasn't sure what to do, and I just wound up here. me, too.

398. Ha! Aah! Huh!