1. muscle man: And he was all
like, "boom!"Copy !req
2. muscle man: And he was all
like, "boom!"Copy !req
3. Like, "boom!"
Hey!Copy !req
4. Hey!
listen up, everybody.Copy !req
5. Hey!
listen up, everybody.
Stop talking. Shh!Copy !req
6. Listen up, everybody.
Stop talking. Shh!
Look, I just want to thankCopy !req
7. Stop talking. Shh!
Look, I just want to thank
everybody for training so hard.Copy !req
8. Look, I just want to thank
everybody for training so hard.
You're doing a real good job,Copy !req
9. Everybody for training so hard.
You're doing a real good job,
and I think we're in great shapeCopy !req
10. You're doing a real good job,
and I think we're in great shape
for the dodgeball tournamentCopy !req
11. And I think we're in great shape
for the dodgeball tournament
tomorrow.Copy !req
12. For the dodgeball tournament
tomorrow.
muscle man: I'll say!Copy !req
13. Tomorrow.
muscle man: I'll say!
As long as mordecai keepsCopy !req
14. muscle man: I'll say!
As long as mordecai keeps
throwing them heaters!Copy !req
15. As long as mordecai keeps
throwing them heaters!
Aww, naw.Copy !req
16. Throwing them heaters!
Aww, naw.
Yeah!Copy !req
17. Aww, naw.
Yeah!
Yeah, man.Copy !req
18. Yeah!
Yeah, man.
That spin move you were doingCopy !req
19. Yeah, man.
That spin move you were doing
was crazy.Copy !req
20. That spin move you were doing
was crazy.
Oh, yeah?Copy !req
21. Was crazy.
Oh, yeah?
The tornado?Copy !req
22. Oh, yeah?
The tornado?
Yeah, the tornado!Copy !req
23. The tornado?
Yeah, the tornado!
Where'd you learn that?Copy !req
24. Yeah, the tornado!
Where'd you learn that?
You were like, "wham!"Copy !req
25. Where'd you learn that?
You were like, "wham!"
hi five:Copy !req
26. You were like, "wham!"
hi five:
it icrazy-fast.Copy !req
27. hi five:
it icrazy-fast.
muscle man: One of thoseCopy !req
28. It icrazy-fast.
muscle man: One of those
tornados flew by my head, and itCopy !req
29. muscle man: One of those
tornados flew by my head, and it
was all like,Copy !req
30. Tornados flew by my head, and it
was all like,
"whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!"Copy !req
31. Was all like,
"whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!"Copy !req
32. "whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!"
it's true!Copy !req
33. it's true!
All right, everybody.Copy !req
34. It's true!
All right, everybody.
Just simmer down, now.Copy !req
35. All right, everybody.
Just simmer down, now.
We've all been playing great,Copy !req
36. Just simmer down, now.
We've all been playing great,
all right?Copy !req
37. We've all been playing great,
all right?Copy !req
38. All right?
but, if I had to be totallyCopy !req
39. but, if I had to be totally
honest here, I think we couldCopy !req
40. But, if I had to be totally
honest here, I think we could
all stand to learn a littleCopy !req
41. Honest here, I think we could
all stand to learn a little
something from this guy, rightCopy !req
42. All stand to learn a little
something from this guy, right
here.Copy !req
43. Something from this guy, right
here.
I think you're better than allCopy !req
44. Here.
I think you're better than all
of these guys here.Copy !req
45. I think you're better than all
of these guys here.Copy !req
46. Of these guys here.
thanks, man.Copy !req
47. thanks, man.
Hey, take it easy onCopy !req
48. Thanks, man.
Hey, take it easy on
those wings, benson.Copy !req
49. Hey, take it easy on
those wings, benson.
You might still have aCopy !req
50. Those wings, benson.
You might still have a
concussion from practice.Copy !req
51. You might still have a
concussion from practice.
No, you're right.Copy !req
52. Concussion from practice.
No, you're right.
You're right.Copy !req
53. No, you're right.
You're right.
But you know what?Copy !req
54. You're right.
But you know what?
I'm just gonna go ahead and sayCopy !req
55. But you know what?
I'm just gonna go ahead and say
it.Copy !req
56. I'm just gonna go ahead and say
it.
I think we have a really goodCopy !req
57. It.
I think we have a really good
shot of winning the tournamentCopy !req
58. I think we have a really good
shot of winning the tournament
this year.Copy !req
59. Shot of winning the tournament
this year.
Sure we haven't won this thingCopy !req
60. This year.
Sure we haven't won this thing
in 10 years, but this is ourCopy !req
61. Sure we haven't won this thing
in 10 years, but this is our
year!Copy !req
62. In 10 years, but this is our
year!
Benson's ballerz are gonna winCopy !req
63. Year!
Benson's ballerz are gonna win
this!Copy !req
64. Benson's ballerz are gonna win
this!
Who's with me?Copy !req
65. This!
Who's with me?
Yeah!Copy !req
66. Who's with me?
Yeah!
I'm sorry!Copy !req
67. Yeah!
I'm sorry!
Did you guys just say "yeah"?Copy !req
68. I'm sorry!
Did you guys just say "yeah"?
Yeah!Copy !req
69. Did you guys just say "yeah"?
Yeah!
All right, then!Copy !req
70. Yeah!
All right, then!
Let's do this!Copy !req
71. All right, dude.
You figure out how to throw itCopy !req
72. All right, dude.
You figure out how to throw it
the right way this time?Copy !req
73. You figure out how to throw it
the right way this time?
Hmm-hmm! I got this.Copy !req
74. The right way this time?
Hmm-hmm! I got this.
Rignado!Copy !req
75. Hmm-hmm! I got this.
Rignado!
Hyah!Copy !req
76. Rignado!
Hyah!Copy !req
77. Hyah!
Ohh.Copy !req
78. Ohh.
Uh... Still needsCopy !req
79. Ohh.
Uh... Still needs
work.Copy !req
80. Uh... Still needs
work.
Rigby! No, no!Copy !req
81. Work.
Rigby! No, no!
No tornadoes!Copy !req
82. Rigby! No, no!
No tornadoes!
hey, a little help?Copy !req
83. Ugh!
Aah! Ooh.
hey, c.J.! Come on!Copy !req
84. Aah! Ooh.
hey, c.J.! Come on!
You're out!Copy !req
85. hey, c.J.! Come on!
You're out!
Ugh!Copy !req
86. You're out!
Ugh!
Dude, what's yourCopy !req
87. Ugh!
Dude, what's your
deal?Copy !req
88. Dude, what's your
deal?
C.J. Is here.Copy !req
89. Deal?
C.J. Is here.
Are you guys gonnaCopy !req
90. C.J. Is here.
Are you guys gonna
make out and run away from eachCopy !req
91. Are you guys gonna
make out and run away from each
other again?Copy !req
92. Make out and run away from each
other again?
Dude, quit it!Copy !req
93. Other again?
Dude, quit it!
I haven't seen her since weCopy !req
94. Dude, quit it!
I haven't seen her since we
kissed on new year's eve, and ICopy !req
95. I haven't seen her since we
kissed on new year's eve, and I
feel weird around her.Copy !req
96. Kissed on new year's eve, and I
feel weird around her.
Like she still hates me for theCopy !req
97. Feel weird around her.
Like she still hates me for the
whole movie mix-up withCopy !req
98. Like she still hates me for the
whole movie mix-up with
margaret.Copy !req
99. Whole movie mix-up with
margaret.
Then just go talk toCopy !req
100. Margaret.
Then just go talk to
her about it.Copy !req
101. Then just go talk to
her about it.
No! Ugh!Copy !req
102. Her about it.
No! Ugh!
Man, I'm not gonna be able toCopy !req
103. No! Ugh!
Man, I'm not gonna be able to
focus with her here.Copy !req
104. Man, I'm not gonna be able to
focus with her here.
What if she distracts me and ICopy !req
105. Focus with her here.
What if she distracts me and I
mess up?Copy !req
106. What if she distracts me and I
mess up?
Dude, whatever.Copy !req
107. Mess up?
Dude, whatever.
Her team is new.Copy !req
108. Dude, whatever.
Her team is new.
They'll probably get eliminatedCopy !req
109. Her team is new.
They'll probably get eliminated
in, like, two seconds.Copy !req
110. They'll probably get eliminated
in, like, two seconds.
Yeah.Copy !req
111. In, like, two seconds.
Yeah.
I guess I'll just try to avoidCopy !req
112. Yeah.
I guess I'll just try to avoid
her.Copy !req
113. I guess I'll just try to avoid
her.
Come on, you two!Copy !req
114. Her.
Come on, you two!
The game's about to start!Copy !req
115. Come on, you two!
The game's about to start!
Benson's ballerz needs theirCopy !req
116. The game's about to start!
Benson's ballerz needs their
star player.Copy !req
117. Benson's ballerz needs their
star player.Copy !req
118. Star player.
all right, dodgeballers.Copy !req
119. all right, dodgeballers.
If you get hit, cross the centerCopy !req
120. all right, dodgeballers.
If you get hit, cross the center
line, or an opposing playerCopy !req
121. If you get hit, cross the center
line, or an opposing player
catches your ball, you're out!Copy !req
122. Line, or an opposing player
catches your ball, you're out!
First place goes to the lastCopy !req
123. Catches your ball, you're out!
First place goes to the last
team standing.Copy !req
124. First place goes to the last
team standing.
On your mark!Copy !req
125. Team standing.
On your mark!
Get set!Copy !req
126. On your mark!
Get set!
Dodgeball!Copy !req
127. huh! Coffee!Copy !req
128. ball of death!Copy !req
129. Bad show!Copy !req
130. We don't stand a
chance against these guys.
They're using magic!Copy !req
131. Chance against these guys.
They're using magic!
You're right.Copy !req
132. They're using magic!
You're right.
Line up behind skips!Copy !req
133. You're right.
Line up behind skips!
Skips, you got to catch these!Copy !req
134. Line up behind skips!
Skips, you got to catch these!
We got your back!Copy !req
135. Skips, you got to catch these!
We got your back!Copy !req
136. Finish this, mordecai.
and then I was like, "no!
It's 'cause we want that hugeCopy !req
137. and then I was like, "no!
It's 'cause we want that huge
trophy!"Copy !req
138. It's 'cause we want that huge
trophy!"Copy !req
139. Trophy!"
No-o-o-o!Copy !req
140. No-o-o-o!
well, benson, looks likeCopy !req
141. No-o-o-o!
well, benson, looks like
your star player just burnt out.Copy !req
142. well, benson, looks like
your star player just burnt out.Copy !req
143. Your star player just burnt out.Copy !req
144. yeah!Copy !req
145. yeah!
Hey. I caught it.Copy !req
146. Yeah!
Hey. I caught it.
No. No!Copy !req
147. Hey. I caught it.
No. No!
N-o-o-o-o!Copy !req
148. No. No!
N-o-o-o-o!
ha!Copy !req
149. N-o-o-o-o!
ha!
Well, let's get this over with.Copy !req
150. ha!
Well, let's get this over with.Copy !req
151. Well, let's get this over with.Copy !req
152. you're out!Copy !req
153. you're out!
n-o-o-o-o!Copy !req
154. you're out!
n-o-o-o-o!Copy !req
155. n-o-o-o-o!Copy !req
156. I'm sorry I doubtedCopy !req
157. I'm sorry I doubted
you, man!Copy !req
158. I'm sorry I doubted
you, man!
Mordecai, what happened outCopy !req
159. You, man!
Mordecai, what happened out
there?Copy !req
160. Mordecai, what happened out
there?
Uh...Copy !req
161. There?
Uh...
This girl that hatesCopy !req
162. Uh...
This girl that hates
mordecai is here and it'sCopy !req
163. This girl that hates
mordecai is here and it's
messing up his game.Copy !req
164. Mordecai is here and it's
messing up his game.Copy !req
165. Messing up his game.
Ugh, mordecai!Copy !req
166. Ugh, mordecai!
Why didn't you say so?Copy !req
167. Ugh, mordecai!
Why didn't you say so?
It's complicated,Copy !req
168. Why didn't you say so?
It's complicated,
okay?Copy !req
169. It's complicated,
okay?
hi five: Hey, we're playingCopy !req
170. Okay?
hi five: Hey, we're playing
the girls in the final game.Copy !req
171. hi five: Hey, we're playing
the girls in the final game.
The thunder girls.Copy !req
172. The girls in the final game.
The thunder girls.
What?Copy !req
173. The thunder girls.
What?
Ugh! We're playing c.J.'s team?Copy !req
174. What?
Ugh! We're playing c.J.'s team?
Oh, man! I can't do this!Copy !req
175. Ugh! We're playing c.J.'s team?
Oh, man! I can't do this!
I can't do this!Copy !req
176. Oh, man! I can't do this!
I can't do this!
Hey. Hey!Copy !req
177. I can't do this!
Hey. Hey!
The only thing we can't do isCopy !req
178. Hey. Hey!
The only thing we can't do is
lose.Copy !req
179. The only thing we can't do is
lose.
We've already beatCopy !req
180. Lose.
We've already beat
the magical elements!Copy !req
181. We've already beat
the magical elements!
We've come too far to back downCopy !req
182. The magical elements!
We've come too far to back down
now.Copy !req
183. We've come too far to back down
now.
Too far!Copy !req
184. Now.
Too far!Copy !req
185. Too far!
on your mark.Copy !req
186. on your mark.
Get set.Copy !req
187. on your mark.
Get set.
Dodgeball!Copy !req
188. Oh, nice.
muscle man:
ugh!Copy !req
189. muscle man:
ugh!
Oh, no, bro.Copy !req
190. In your fa— ohh!
Ugh!
We're dropping like flies!Copy !req
191. Ugh!
We're dropping like flies!
ugh! They're crushing us!Copy !req
192. We're dropping like flies!
ugh! They're crushing us!
What is he doing?Copy !req
193. ugh! They're crushing us!
What is he doing?Copy !req
194. Ugh! I can't take this!
Finish her, mordecai!
Finish her so we can win this!Copy !req
195. Finish her, mordecai!
Finish her so we can win this!
finish her!Copy !req
196. Finish her so we can win this!
finish her!Copy !req
197. finish her!
finish him!Copy !req
198. What is this place?
mordecai and c.J., you haveCopy !req
199. mordecai and c.J., you have
been summoned before the I.D.C.Copy !req
200. mordecai and c.J., you have
been summoned before the I.D.C.
The what?Copy !req
201. Been summoned before the I.D.C.
The what?
the intergalactic dodgeballCopy !req
202. The what?
the intergalactic dodgeball
council, duh!Copy !req
203. the intergalactic dodgeball
council, duh!
the reason that you're hereCopy !req
204. Council, duh!
the reason that you're here
is because you've reached anCopy !req
205. the reason that you're here
is because you've reached an
infinite stand-off and weCopy !req
206. Is because you've reached an
infinite stand-off and we
believe that you're unable toCopy !req
207. Infinite stand-off and we
believe that you're unable to
knock each other out becauseCopy !req
208. Believe that you're unable to
knock each other out because
you're avoiding your historyCopy !req
209. Knock each other out because
you're avoiding your history
together.Copy !req
210. You're avoiding your history
together.
what?Copy !req
211. Together.
what?
We're not avoiding our historyCopy !req
212. what?
We're not avoiding our history
together.Copy !req
213. We're not avoiding our history
together.
I mean, like...Copy !req
214. Together.
I mean, like...
Yeah, we don't evenCopy !req
215. I mean, like...
Yeah, we don't even
have a history together.Copy !req
216. Yeah, we don't even
have a history together.
Well, you know what I mean,Copy !req
217. Have a history together.
Well, you know what I mean,
right?Copy !req
218. Well, you know what I mean,
right?
oh, yeah.Copy !req
219. Right?
oh, yeah.
We don't even have a historyCopy !req
220. oh, yeah.
We don't even have a history
together.Copy !req
221. We don't even have a history
together.
you're dodging the facts.Copy !req
222. Together.
you're dodging the facts.
yes. Why are you dodging?Copy !req
223. you're dodging the facts.
yes. Why are you dodging?
let us then view a replay ofCopy !req
224. yes. Why are you dodging?
let us then view a replay of
your history together.Copy !req
225. let us then view a replay of
your history together.
ugh, gross! How old are you?Copy !req
226. Your history together.
ugh, gross! How old are you?Copy !req
227. ugh, gross! How old are you?
But it's true!Copy !req
228. But it's true!
I can't believe this!Copy !req
229. But it's true!
I can't believe this!
Are you just playing?Copy !req
230. I can't believe this!
Are you just playing?
Is this a game to you?Copy !req
231. Are you just playing?
Is this a game to you?
Oh. That history.Copy !req
232. Is this a game to you?
Oh. That history.
We can still make the best ofCopy !req
233. Oh. That history.
We can still make the best of
this.Copy !req
234. We can still make the best of
this.
Huh?Copy !req
235. This.
Huh?Copy !req
236. All right, look.
every time I see c.J., I messCopy !req
237. every time I see c.J., I mess
up.Copy !req
238. Every time I see c.J., I mess
up.
I didn't mean to lead her onCopy !req
239. Up.
I didn't mean to lead her on
with the date or the kiss.Copy !req
240. I didn't mean to lead her on
with the date or the kiss.
But I did.Copy !req
241. With the date or the kiss.
But I did.
And I understand why she's madCopy !req
242. But I did.
And I understand why she's mad
at me.Copy !req
243. And I understand why she's mad
at me.
wait!Copy !req
244. At me.
wait!
I'm not mad at you, mordecai.Copy !req
245. wait!
I'm not mad at you, mordecai.
I was just embarrassed becauseCopy !req
246. I'm not mad at you, mordecai.
I was just embarrassed because
of the way I took off after weCopy !req
247. I was just embarrassed because
of the way I took off after we
kissed.Copy !req
248. Of the way I took off after we
kissed.
I honestly thought you were madCopy !req
249. Kissed.
I honestly thought you were mad
at me!Copy !req
250. I honestly thought you were mad
at me!
Really?Copy !req
251. At me!
Really?
I'm definitely not mad atCopy !req
252. Really?
I'm definitely not mad at
you.Copy !req
253. I'm definitely not mad at
you.
Man, sometimes ICopy !req
254. You.
Man, sometimes I
feel so dumb about this kind ofCopy !req
255. Man, sometimes I
feel so dumb about this kind of
stuff.Copy !req
256. Feel so dumb about this kind of
stuff.
yeah, me too.Copy !req
257. Stuff.
yeah, me too.
Well... Do you wantCopy !req
258. yeah, me too.
Well... Do you want
to start over?Copy !req
259. Well... Do you want
to start over?
As friends?Copy !req
260. To start over?
As friends?
yeah, I'd love to!Copy !req
261. As friends?
yeah, I'd love to!
You know, like, as friends.Copy !req
262. yeah, I'd love to!
You know, like, as friends.
but what about the kiss?Copy !req
263. You know, like, as friends.
but what about the kiss?
The kiss? Oh, come on!Copy !req
264. but what about the kiss?
The kiss? Oh, come on!
Did that not mean anything?Copy !req
265. The kiss? Oh, come on!
Did that not mean anything?Copy !req
266. Did that not mean anything?
if I'd have known who he was,Copy !req
267. if I'd have known who he was,
then I...Copy !req
268. if I'd have known who he was,
then I...
Yeah, I would haveCopy !req
269. Then I...
Yeah, I would have
never... You know...Copy !req
270. Yeah, I would have
never... You know...
oh, no. Totally. Never.Copy !req
271. Never... You know...
oh, no. Totally. Never.
all in favor of mordecai andCopy !req
272. oh, no. Totally. Never.
all in favor of mordecai and
c.J. Resuming league play?Copy !req
273. all in favor of mordecai and
c.J. Resuming league play?
ugh!Copy !req
274. C.J. Resuming league play?
ugh!
Fine!Copy !req
275. ugh!
Fine!
But you still have to try to getCopy !req
276. Fine!
But you still have to try to get
each other out.Copy !req
277. But you still have to try to get
each other out.
then the matter is settled.Copy !req
278. Each other out.
then the matter is settled.
You are free to resume leagueCopy !req
279. then the matter is settled.
You are free to resume league
play.Copy !req
280. You are free to resume league
play.Copy !req
281. finish
her!Copy !req
282. Her!
finish him!Copy !req
283. finish him!
You go.Copy !req
284. Finish him!
You go.
no, you go.Copy !req
285. You go.
no, you go.
No, you go.Copy !req
286. no, you go.
No, you go.
okay!Copy !req
287. No, you go.
okay!Copy !req
288. okay!Copy !req
289. the thunder girls win!Copy !req
290. the thunder girls win!
thunder girls!Copy !req
291. thunder girls!
Thunder girls!Copy !req
292. thunder girls!
Thunder girls!
N-o-o-o-o-o!Copy !req
293. Thunder girls!
N-o-o-o-o-o!
This was the ballerz's year!Copy !req
294. N-o-o-o-o-o!
This was the ballerz's year!
The ballerz's year!Copy !req
295. This was the ballerz's year!
The ballerz's year!
Hey, good game.Copy !req
296. The ballerz's year!
Hey, good game.
you, too.Copy !req
297. Hey, good game.
you, too.
Uh... I'm glad we'reCopy !req
298. you, too.
Uh... I'm glad we're
friends.Copy !req
299. Uh... I'm glad we're
friends.
yeah. I'm glad, too.Copy !req
300. Friends.
yeah. I'm glad, too.
I'm glad that I whupped yourCopy !req
301. yeah. I'm glad, too.
I'm glad that I whupped your
butt!Copy !req
302. I'm glad that I whupped your
butt!
Oh!Copy !req
303. Butt!
Oh!
yeah,Copy !req
304. Oh!
yeah,
that was pretty good.Copy !req
305. yeah,
that was pretty good.
Pretty good.Copy !req
306. That was pretty good.
Pretty good.Copy !req
307. Pretty good.
There's always nextCopy !req
308. There's always next
year, benson.Copy !req
309. There's always next
year, benson.
Ugh.Copy !req
310. Year, benson.
Ugh.
I need a wing real bad.Copy !req
311. All right, rigby.
Would you rather... Comb your
hair with a hot dog or have feetCopy !req