1. Yeah.
♪ set up the chairs and wipe offCopy !req
2. Yeah.
♪ set up the chairs and wipe off
the tables ♪Copy !req
3. ♪ set up the chairs and wipe off
the tables ♪
♪ plug in the mike, but don'tCopy !req
4. The tables ♪
♪ plug in the mike, but don't
trip on the cables ♪Copy !req
5. ♪ plug in the mike, but don't
trip on the cables ♪
♪ blow up the balloons, thenCopy !req
6. Trip on the cables ♪
♪ blow up the balloons, then
blow out the candles ♪Copy !req
7. ♪ blow up the balloons, then
blow out the candles ♪
♪ at stunt-themed parties, youCopy !req
8. Blow out the candles ♪
♪ at stunt-themed parties, you
don't wanna wear sandals ♪Copy !req
9. ♪ at stunt-themed parties, you
don't wanna wear sandals ♪
♪ check yourCopy !req
10. Don't wanna wear sandals ♪
♪ check your
invitation ♪Copy !req
11. ♪ check your
invitation ♪
♪ park's the locationCopy !req
12. Invitation ♪
♪ park's the location
♪ when the clock strikes 10:00,Copy !req
13. ♪ park's the location
♪ when the clock strikes 10:00,
it's time for celebration ♪Copy !req
14. ♪ when the clock strikes 10:00,
it's time for celebration ♪
♪ timmy's birthdayCopy !req
15. It's time for celebration ♪
♪ timmy's birthday
party, yo ♪Copy !req
16. ♪ timmy's birthday
party, yo ♪
♪ it's the big 1-0Copy !req
17. Party, yo ♪
♪ it's the big 1-0
♪ timmy, timmy, t-timmyCopy !req
18. ♪ it's the big 1-0
♪ timmy, timmy, t-timmy
timmy, timmy, timmy, t-timmy,Copy !req
19. ♪ timmy, timmy, t-timmy
timmy, timmy, timmy, t-timmy,
t-t-timmy, timmy, timmy ♪Copy !req
20. Timmy, timmy, timmy, t-timmy,
t-t-timmy, timmy, timmy ♪
♪ timmy!Copy !req
21. T-t-timmy, timmy, timmy ♪
♪ timmy!
Whoaaaa!Copy !req
22. ♪ timmy!
Whoaaaa!Copy !req
23. Whoaaaa!
Man, timmy's soCopy !req
24. Man, timmy's so
awesome.Copy !req
25. Man, timmy's so
awesome.
hi five: I can't believe he'sCopy !req
26. Awesome.
hi five: I can't believe he's
already turning 10.Copy !req
27. hi five: I can't believe he's
already turning 10.
muscle man: Seriously.Copy !req
28. Already turning 10.
muscle man: Seriously.
We watched that kid grow up,Copy !req
29. muscle man: Seriously.
We watched that kid grow up,
bro.Copy !req
30. We watched that kid grow up,
bro.
Happy birthday, timmy!Copy !req
31. Bro.
Happy birthday, timmy!Copy !req
32. Happy birthday, timmy!
ah-goo-goo-ga-ga!Copy !req
33. ah-goo-goo-ga-ga!Copy !req
34. Ah-goo-goo-ga-ga!
guys, guys, check it out!Copy !req
35. guys, guys, check it out!
I'm gonna walk the plank like aCopy !req
36. Guys, guys, check it out!
I'm gonna walk the plank like a
real pirate!Copy !req
37. I'm gonna walk the plank like a
real pirate!
Arrrgh!Copy !req
38. Real pirate!
Arrrgh!Copy !req
39. Arrrgh!
And the winner of theCopy !req
40. And the winner of the
astronaut-ice-cream-eatingCopy !req
41. And the winner of the
astronaut-ice-cream-eating
contest is...Copy !req
42. Astronaut-ice-cream-eating
contest is...
Timmy!Copy !req
43. Contest is...
Timmy!Copy !req
44. Timmy!Copy !req
45. You guys always makeCopy !req
46. You guys always make
my birthdays the best!Copy !req
47. You guys always make
my birthdays the best!
Man, timmy's partiesCopy !req
48. My birthdays the best!
Man, timmy's parties
just keep getting better everyCopy !req
49. Man, timmy's parties
just keep getting better every
year.Copy !req
50. Just keep getting better every
year.
Yeah. We got toCopy !req
51. Year.
Yeah. We got to
make sure this stuntman party isCopy !req
52. Yeah. We got to
make sure this stuntman party is
the best one yet.Copy !req
53. Make sure this stuntman party is
the best one yet.
What do you mean, "aCopy !req
54. The best one yet.
What do you mean, "a
real stuntman job"?Copy !req
55. What do you mean, "a
real stuntman job"?
But it's a stuntman-themedCopy !req
56. Real stuntman job"?
But it's a stuntman-themed
party.Copy !req
57. But it's a stuntman-themed
party.
What are we supposed to tell ourCopy !req
58. Party.
What are we supposed to tell our
client?Copy !req
59. What are we supposed to tell our
client?
Well, you can say goodbye toCopy !req
60. Client?
Well, you can say goodbye to
your complimentary fountainCopy !req
61. Well, you can say goodbye to
your complimentary fountain
sodas.Copy !req
62. Your complimentary fountain
sodas.
And you'll never stunt in thisCopy !req
63. Sodas.
And you'll never stunt in this
park again, mr. Hazard!Copy !req
64. And you'll never stunt in this
park again, mr. Hazard!
Aaaaah!Copy !req
65. Park again, mr. Hazard!
Aaaaah!
Is everything okay,Copy !req
66. Aaaaah!
Is everything okay,
benson?Copy !req
67. Is everything okay,
benson?
No, everything is notCopy !req
68. Benson?
No, everything is not
okay.Copy !req
69. No, everything is not
okay.
The stuntman cancelled, andCopy !req
70. Okay.
The stuntman cancelled, and
timmy's party is ruined.Copy !req
71. The stuntman cancelled, and
timmy's party is ruined.
Are you serious?Copy !req
72. Timmy's party is ruined.
Are you serious?
But timmy's countingCopy !req
73. Are you serious?
But timmy's counting
on us!Copy !req
74. But timmy's counting
on us!
I know.Copy !req
75. On us!
I know.
But where am I supposed to findCopy !req
76. I know.
But where am I supposed to find
a stuntman this late in theCopy !req
77. But where am I supposed to find
a stuntman this late in the
game?Copy !req
78. A stuntman this late in the
game?
muscle man: Well, I mightCopy !req
79. Game?
muscle man: Well, I might
know a guy who...Copy !req
80. muscle man: Well, I might
know a guy who...
Actually, no.Copy !req
81. Know a guy who...
Actually, no.
I don't know any stuntmen.Copy !req
82. Actually, no.
I don't know any stuntmen.
Ugh! You're losin' it, mitch!Copy !req
83. I don't know any stuntmen.
Ugh! You're losin' it, mitch!
That's it!Copy !req
84. Ugh! You're losin' it, mitch!
That's it!
We have to cancel timmy's party.Copy !req
85. That's it!
We have to cancel timmy's party.
No, wait!Copy !req
86. We have to cancel timmy's party.
No, wait!
Yeah. Maybe one ofCopy !req
87. No, wait!
Yeah. Maybe one of
us can do the stunt.Copy !req
88. Yeah. Maybe one of
us can do the stunt.
No, it has to be aCopy !req
89. Us can do the stunt.
No, it has to be a
licensed stuntman.Copy !req
90. No, it has to be a
licensed stuntman.
Our insurance doesn't coverCopy !req
91. Licensed stuntman.
Our insurance doesn't cover
amateurs.Copy !req
92. Our insurance doesn't cover
amateurs.
Well, how hard is itCopy !req
93. Amateurs.
Well, how hard is it
to get a license?Copy !req
94. Well, how hard is it
to get a license?
Hard.Copy !req
95. To get a license?
Hard.
The success rate atCopy !req
96. Hard.
The success rate at
stuntman college is only 25%,Copy !req
97. The success rate at
stuntman college is only 25%,
and you guys aren't exactlyCopy !req
98. Stuntman college is only 25%,
and you guys aren't exactly
stuntman material.Copy !req
99. And you guys aren't exactly
stuntman material.
But if it's 25%,Copy !req
100. Stuntman material.
But if it's 25%,
then at least one of us shouldCopy !req
101. But if it's 25%,
then at least one of us should
be able to do it, right?Copy !req
102. Then at least one of us should
be able to do it, right?
You think you'reCopy !req
103. Be able to do it, right?
You think you're
gonna beat the odds like that inCopy !req
104. You think you're
gonna beat the odds like that in
one day?Copy !req
105. Gonna beat the odds like that in
one day?
muscle man: If that's whatCopy !req
106. One day?
muscle man: If that's what
it'll take to make timmy happy,Copy !req
107. muscle man: If that's what
it'll take to make timmy happy,
then we'll do it.Copy !req
108. It'll take to make timmy happy,
then we'll do it.
Yeah, it's the onlyCopy !req
109. Then we'll do it.
Yeah, it's the only
chance we have.Copy !req
110. Yeah, it's the only
chance we have.
We're done with allCopy !req
111. Chance we have.
We're done with all
the party prep.Copy !req
112. We're done with all
the party prep.
I'll enroll us right now.Copy !req
113. The party prep.
I'll enroll us right now.
Okay.Copy !req
114. I'll enroll us right now.
Okay.
But one of you better come backCopy !req
115. Okay.
But one of you better come back
with a stuntman license or elseCopy !req
116. With a stuntman license or else
timmy's birthday — and probablyCopy !req
117. Timmy's birthday — and probably
his life — are gonna be ruined.Copy !req
118. His life — are gonna be ruined.
Are you sure thisCopy !req
119. Are you sure this
is the right place?Copy !req
120. Is the right place?
muscle man: It's the addressCopy !req
121. muscle man: It's the address
that was on the brochure.
This is definitely theCopy !req
122. That was on the brochure.
This is definitely the
right place.Copy !req
123. This is definitely the
right place.
Johnny crasher is a livingCopy !req
124. Right place.
Johnny crasher is a living
legend.Copy !req
125. Johnny crasher is a living
legend.
Before he retired, he went inCopy !req
126. Legend.
Before he retired, he went in
and out of over 40 comas!Copy !req
127. Before he retired, he went in
and out of over 40 comas!
No other stuntman has survivedCopy !req
128. And out of over 40 comas!
No other stuntman has survived
anywhere near that many.Copy !req
129. No other stuntman has survived
anywhere near that many.Copy !req
130. Anywhere near that many.
muscle man: Huh?Copy !req
131. muscle man: Huh?
Johnny crasher!Copy !req
132. Johnny crasher!
yee-haw!Copy !req
133. Johnny crasher!
yee-haw!Copy !req
134. yee-haw!
Whoa! Did you see thatCopy !req
135. Whoa! Did you see that
roll?Copy !req
136. Whoa! Did you see that
roll?
not part of theCopy !req
137. Roll?
not part of the
stunt.Copy !req
138. not part of the
stunt.
Ugh! Are you okay?Copy !req
139. Stunt.
Ugh! Are you okay?
yes! Are you trying to say ICopy !req
140. Ugh! Are you okay?
yes! Are you trying to say I
look bad after being in 40Copy !req
141. yes! Are you trying to say I
look bad after being in 40
comas?Copy !req
142. Look bad after being in 40
comas?
Are you... Talking toCopy !req
143. Comas?
Are you... Talking to
me?Copy !req
144. Are you... Talking to
me?
Because...Copy !req
145. Me?
Because...
yeah, I'm talkin' to you.Copy !req
146. Because...
yeah, I'm talkin' to you.
You think a stuntman is supposedCopy !req
147. yeah, I'm talkin' to you.
You think a stuntman is supposed
to be pretty?Copy !req
148. You think a stuntman is supposed
to be pretty?
You think...Copy !req
149. To be pretty?
You think...Copy !req
150. You think...
these headaches!Copy !req
151. these headaches!
Okay, well, unless you're justCopy !req
152. These headaches!
Okay, well, unless you're just
here to drop off your recycling,Copy !req
153. Okay, well, unless you're just
here to drop off your recycling,
let's get started.Copy !req
154. Here to drop off your recycling,
let's get started.
Here are your stunt textbooks.Copy !req
155. Let's get started.
Here are your stunt textbooks.
They contain everything you needCopy !req
156. Here are your stunt textbooks.
They contain everything you need
to know to complete this course.Copy !req
157. They contain everything you need
to know to complete this course.
You should read these in case ICopy !req
158. To know to complete this course.
You should read these in case I
forget to teach you somethingCopy !req
159. You should read these in case I
forget to teach you something
important, which is very likely,Copy !req
160. Forget to teach you something
important, which is very likely,
because I've been in 40 comas.Copy !req
161. Important, which is very likely,
because I've been in 40 comas.
You may think you have what itCopy !req
162. Because I've been in 40 comas.
You may think you have what it
takes to be a stuntman, but I'mCopy !req
163. You may think you have what it
takes to be a stuntman, but I'm
here to tell you — none of thatCopy !req
164. Takes to be a stuntman, but I'm
here to tell you — none of that
matters if you can't do oneCopy !req
165. Here to tell you — none of that
matters if you can't do one
thing.Copy !req
166. Matters if you can't do one
thing.
A stuntman's got to hit hisCopy !req
167. Thing.
A stuntman's got to hit his
marks.Copy !req
168. A stuntman's got to hit his
marks.
If you can't do that, you areCopy !req
169. Marks.
If you can't do that, you are
worthless!Copy !req
170. If you can't do that, you are
worthless!
Now, uh, before I give away anyCopy !req
171. Worthless!
Now, uh, before I give away any
other freebies, there's theCopy !req
172. Now, uh, before I give away any
other freebies, there's the
little matter of tuition — cashCopy !req
173. Other freebies, there's the
little matter of tuition — cash
or money orders only!Copy !req
174. Little matter of tuition — cash
or money orders only!
That'll just about make up forCopy !req
175. Or money orders only!
That'll just about make up for
the way things turned out.Copy !req
176. That'll just about make up for
the way things turned out.
So, just a few warnings whileCopy !req
177. The way things turned out.
So, just a few warnings while
you're still in the comfort ofCopy !req
178. So, just a few warnings while
you're still in the comfort of
your chairs.Copy !req
179. You're still in the comfort of
your chairs.
You're gonna be breakin' bonesCopy !req
180. Your chairs.
You're gonna be breakin' bones
out there, you're gonna beCopy !req
181. You're gonna be breakin' bones
out there, you're gonna be
gettin' your teeth knocked out,Copy !req
182. Out there, you're gonna be
gettin' your teeth knocked out,
your faces smashed, yourCopy !req
183. Gettin' your teeth knocked out,
your faces smashed, your
eyeballs ripped out!Copy !req
184. Your faces smashed, your
eyeballs ripped out!
Anybody want to quit yet?Copy !req
185. Eyeballs ripped out!
Anybody want to quit yet?
No? All right, good.Copy !req
186. Anybody want to quit yet?
No? All right, good.
He's just beingCopy !req
187. No? All right, good.
He's just being
dramatic, right?Copy !req
188. He's just being
dramatic, right?
hey, little guy, I'm sorry.Copy !req
189. Dramatic, right?
hey, little guy, I'm sorry.
Do you wanna teach the class?Copy !req
190. hey, little guy, I'm sorry.
Do you wanna teach the class?
Maybe you should get up here onCopy !req
191. Do you wanna teach the class?
Maybe you should get up here on
the mark and show everybody howCopy !req
192. Maybe you should get up here on
the mark and show everybody how
to take a punch, huh?Copy !req
193. The mark and show everybody how
to take a punch, huh?
But...Copy !req
194. To take a punch, huh?
But...
now!Copy !req
195. But...
now!
Good luck, dude.Copy !req
196. now!
Good luck, dude.
hyah!Copy !req
197. Good luck, dude.
hyah!Copy !req
198. hyah!
muscle man: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
199. muscle man: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
Teach us, teacher!Copy !req
200. muscle man: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
Teach us, teacher!
you think there's somethingCopy !req
201. Teach us, teacher!
you think there's something
funny about stunts?Copy !req
202. you think there's something
funny about stunts?
muscle man: No, sir.Copy !req
203. Funny about stunts?
muscle man: No, sir.
I'm sorry, sir.Copy !req
204. muscle man: No, sir.
I'm sorry, sir.
That looked very serious, sir.Copy !req
205. I'm sorry, sir.
That looked very serious, sir.
it was, but I don't think youCopy !req
206. That looked very serious, sir.
it was, but I don't think you
realize how serious.Copy !req
207. it was, but I don't think you
realize how serious.
So, why don't you get up hereCopy !req
208. Realize how serious.
So, why don't you get up here
and take the next punch.Copy !req
209. So, why don't you get up here
and take the next punch.
Back to your crib, you littleCopy !req
210. And take the next punch.
Back to your crib, you little
baby.Copy !req
211. Back to your crib, you little
baby.Copy !req
212. Baby.
muscle man: So, are there anyCopy !req
213. muscle man: So, are there any
signal—Copy !req
214. muscle man: So, are there any
signal—
hyah!Copy !req
215. Signal—
hyah!
muscle man:Copy !req
216. hyah!
muscle man:
I'm confused.Copy !req
217. muscle man:
I'm confused.
Aren't we supposed to learn howCopy !req
218. I'm confused.
Aren't we supposed to learn how
to take a fake punch?Copy !req
219. Aren't we supposed to learn how
to take a fake punch?
oh, you're confused. Huh!Copy !req
220. To take a fake punch?
oh, you're confused. Huh!
Okay. Why don't you get on thisCopy !req
221. oh, you're confused. Huh!
Okay. Why don't you get on this
mark so I can punch you in theCopy !req
222. Okay. Why don't you get on this
mark so I can punch you in the
face.Copy !req
223. Mark so I can punch you in the
face.
Uh...Copy !req
224. Face.
Uh...Copy !req
225. Uh...Copy !req
226. well, well, well.
You passed basic training.
Congratulations!Copy !req
227. You passed basic training.
Congratulations!
By the way, I'm being sarcastic.Copy !req
228. Congratulations!
By the way, I'm being sarcastic.
I gathered.Copy !req
229. By the way, I'm being sarcastic.
I gathered.
Yeah.Copy !req
230. I gathered.
Yeah.
hi five: It was your tone andCopy !req
231. Yeah.
hi five: It was your tone and
the eye-rolling thing.Copy !req
232. hi five: It was your tone and
the eye-rolling thing.
you've gone from beingCopy !req
233. The eye-rolling thing.
you've gone from being
delicate butterflies to slightlyCopy !req
234. you've gone from being
delicate butterflies to slightly
less-delicate butterflies.Copy !req
235. Delicate butterflies to slightly
less-delicate butterflies.
It don't mean nothin'!Copy !req
236. Less-delicate butterflies.
It don't mean nothin'!
If you want your stuntmanCopy !req
237. It don't mean nothin'!
If you want your stuntman
licenses, you have to pass myCopy !req
238. If you want your stuntman
licenses, you have to pass my
final exam.Copy !req
239. Licenses, you have to pass my
final exam.
Final exam?Copy !req
240. Final exam.
Final exam?Copy !req
241. Final exam?
this ain't no namby-pambyCopy !req
242. this ain't no namby-pamby
true-or-false test.Copy !req
243. this ain't no namby-pamby
true-or-false test.
It's 51/2 acres of pure pain.Copy !req
244. True-or-false test.
It's 51/2 acres of pure pain.
And if you survive that, youCopy !req
245. It's 51/2 acres of pure pain.
And if you survive that, you
just hit your mark and you'llCopy !req
246. And if you survive that, you
just hit your mark and you'll
get your license.Copy !req
247. Just hit your mark and you'll
get your license.
Uh...Copy !req
248. Get your license.
Uh...Copy !req
249. Uh...
Where are you guys?Copy !req
250. Where are you guys?
Uh, we're about toCopy !req
251. Where are you guys?
Uh, we're about to
take the stuntman exam.Copy !req
252. Uh, we're about to
take the stuntman exam.
Well, hurry.Copy !req
253. Take the stuntman exam.
Well, hurry.
We need a —Copy !req
254. Well, hurry.
We need a —Copy !req
255. We need a —Copy !req
256. Uncle benson!Copy !req
257. Uncle benson!
Timmy's here.Copy !req
258. Uncle benson!
Timmy's here.
Uh, I'll stall.Copy !req
259. Timmy's here.
Uh, I'll stall.Copy !req
260. Uh, I'll stall.
timmy!Copy !req
261. timmy!
muscle man: Bros, come on.Copy !req
262. Timmy!
muscle man: Bros, come on.
Bring it in.Copy !req
263. muscle man: Bros, come on.
Bring it in.
The odds say at least one of usCopy !req
264. Bring it in.
The odds say at least one of us
will make it.Copy !req
265. The odds say at least one of us
will make it.
1, 2, 3...Copy !req
266. Will make it.
1, 2, 3...
muscle man: Who's this for?Copy !req
267. 1, 2, 3...
muscle man: Who's this for?
Timmy!Copy !req
268. muscle man: Who's this for?
Timmy!
you ready?Copy !req
269. Timmy!
you ready?
Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
270. you ready?
Sir, yes, sir!
starting positions!Copy !req
271. Sir, yes, sir!
starting positions!
Get set!Copy !req
272. starting positions!
Get set!
Go!Copy !req
273. Get set!
Go!Copy !req
274. Go!
good luck, cadets.Copy !req
275. hi five:
bros, go on without me.
I can't take it.Copy !req
276. Bros, go on without me.
I can't take it.
muscle man: What? No!Copy !req
277. I can't take it.
muscle man: What? No!
hi five: Just now, goingCopy !req
278. muscle man: What? No!
hi five: Just now, going
through those wooden panels, itCopy !req
279. hi five: Just now, going
through those wooden panels, it
felt like we went through threeCopy !req
280. Through those wooden panels, it
felt like we went through three
times or something.Copy !req
281. Felt like we went through three
times or something.
What about timmy?Copy !req
282. Times or something.
What about timmy?
hi five: Timmy's a great kid.Copy !req
283. What about timmy?
hi five: Timmy's a great kid.
Be great for him.Copy !req
284. hi five: Timmy's a great kid.
Be great for him.
We got to go.Copy !req
285. Be great for him.
We got to go.
Timmy! Timmy!Copy !req
286. We got to go.
Timmy! Timmy!Copy !req
287. muscle man: Don't try this atCopy !req
288. muscle man: Don't try this at
home!Copy !req
289. muscle man: Don't try this at
home!
Come on, bros.Copy !req
290. Mordecai!
Dudes...
Can't... Hold on.Copy !req
291. Dudes...
Can't... Hold on.
muscle man: But you gotta.Copy !req
292. Can't... Hold on.
muscle man: But you gotta.
Tell timmy I'mCopy !req
293. muscle man: But you gotta.
Tell timmy I'm
sorry.Copy !req
294. Tell timmy I'm
sorry.
Aaaah!Copy !req
295. Sorry.
Aaaah!
Nooooo!Copy !req
296. Aaaah!
Nooooo!
Huh!Copy !req
297. muscle man:
Go without me, dude.
muscle man: What?Copy !req
298. Go without me, dude.
muscle man: What?
We already lost two men!Copy !req
299. muscle man: What?
We already lost two men!
But the pain.Copy !req
300. We already lost two men!
But the pain.
muscle man: How about timmy'sCopy !req
301. But the pain.
muscle man: How about timmy's
emotional pain when his big 1-0Copy !req
302. muscle man: How about timmy's
emotional pain when his big 1-0
blows?Copy !req
303. Emotional pain when his big 1-0
blows?
Your pain means nothing!Copy !req
304. Blows?
Your pain means nothing!
Timmy means everything!Copy !req
305. Your pain means nothing!
Timmy means everything!
You're... Right.Copy !req
306. well, at least we didn't have toCopy !req
307. well, at least we didn't have to
jump any sharks.Copy !req
308. Well, at least we didn't have to
jump any sharks.
muscle man: What was that?Copy !req
309. Jump any sharks.
muscle man: What was that?Copy !req
310. The final jump!
Gun it, bro!Copy !req
311. oh, yeah.Copy !req
312. oh, yeah.
this part always gets 'em.Copy !req
313. this part always gets 'em.
Dude, we're gonna missCopy !req
314. This part always gets 'em.
Dude, we're gonna miss
our mark!Copy !req
315. Dude, we're gonna miss
our mark!
muscle man: Get on my back,Copy !req
316. Our mark!
muscle man: Get on my back,
bro!Copy !req
317. muscle man: Get on my back,
bro!
Dude, how'd you knowCopy !req
318. Bro!
Dude, how'd you know
to wear a wing-suit?Copy !req
319. Dude, how'd you know
to wear a wing-suit?
muscle man: It was in theCopy !req
320. To wear a wing-suit?
muscle man: It was in the
textbook, bro.Copy !req
321. muscle man: It was in the
textbook, bro.Copy !req
322. Textbook, bro.
well, I'll be.Copy !req
323. well, I'll be.
He read the textbook.Copy !req
324. well, I'll be.
He read the textbook.
muscle man: All right, let meCopy !req
325. He read the textbook.
muscle man: All right, let me
down easy.Copy !req
326. the doctors said this eye
would never produce tears again,Copy !req
327. the doctors said this eye
would never produce tears again,
but the way you hit those marksCopy !req
328. Would never produce tears again,
but the way you hit those marks
out there is nothing short of aCopy !req
329. But the way you hit those marks
out there is nothing short of a
miracle.Copy !req
330. Out there is nothing short of a
miracle.
Congra-a-a-tu-u-u-lations!Copy !req
331. Miracle.
Congra-a-a-tu-u-u-lations!
And, uh, this time, I'm beingCopy !req
332. Congra-a-a-tu-u-u-lations!
And, uh, this time, I'm being
sincere.Copy !req
333. And, uh, this time, I'm being
sincere.Copy !req
334. Sincere.
Everything ready,Copy !req
335. Everything ready,
guys?Copy !req
336. Everything ready,
guys?
muscle man: Yeah.Copy !req
337. Guys?
muscle man: Yeah.
Okay, kids, it's theCopy !req
338. muscle man: Yeah.
Okay, kids, it's the
moment you've all been waitingCopy !req
339. Okay, kids, it's the
moment you've all been waiting
for.Copy !req
340. Moment you've all been waiting
for.
It's time for myCopy !req
341. For.
It's time for my
birthday stunt!Copy !req
342. It's time for my
birthday stunt!
Hit it!Copy !req
343. Birthday stunt!
Hit it!Copy !req
344. Hit it!
muscle man: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
345. muscle man: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
Make some noi-oise!Copy !req
346. muscle man: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
Make some noi-oise!
Happy birthday, tim-Copy !req
347. Make some noi-oise!
Happy birthday, tim-
aaaah!Copy !req
348. Happy birthday, tim-
aaaah!
muscle man:Copy !req
349. Aaaah!
muscle man:
I'm sorry, timmy.Copy !req
350. muscle man:
I'm sorry, timmy.
Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
351. I'm sorry, timmy.
Whoa! Whoa!
All right!Copy !req
352. Whoa! Whoa!
All right!
That was the best stunt I'veCopy !req
353. All right!
That was the best stunt I've
ever seen!Copy !req
354. That was the best stunt I've
ever seen!
Now let's open some presents!Copy !req
355. Ever seen!
Now let's open some presents!
Ah, I love that littleCopy !req
356. Now let's open some presents!
Ah, I love that little
guy.Copy !req
357. muscle man: Hey, hear me out.
All I'm saying is it's hard to
make a new year's resolutionCopy !req