Regular Show 5x12

1. well, folks, it's another glorious thanksgiving here at the buckner memorial arena.

2. Glorious thanksgiving here at the buckner memorial arena. This game is sponsored by

3. The buckner memorial arena. This game is sponsored by richard m. Buckner of buck-mart

4. This game is sponsored by richard m. Buckner of buck-mart superstores.

5. Richard m. Buckner of buck-mart superstores. buck-mart. Buck smart.

6. Superstores. buck-mart. Buck smart. the sky-cats and the

7. buck-mart. Buck smart. the sky-cats and the mud pigeons are neck and neck

8. the sky-cats and the mud pigeons are neck and neck this season, and things have

9. Mud pigeons are neck and neck this season, and things have certainly been heating up in

10. This season, and things have certainly been heating up in the kitchen.

11. Certainly been heating up in the kitchen. you said a thorough mouthfl

12. The kitchen. you said a thorough mouthfl there, bill.

13. you said a thorough mouthfl there, bill. oh, thanks, chuck.

14. There, bill. oh, thanks, chuck. Let's see which team will be

15. oh, thanks, chuck. Let's see which team will be destined to take home the

16. Let's see which team will be destined to take home the turkey.

17. Destined to take home the turkey. How's the turkey

18. Turkey. How's the turkey coming, skips?

19. How's the turkey coming, skips? Needs another hour to

20. Coming, skips? Needs another hour to cook.

21. Needs another hour to cook. Good, good.

22. Cook. Good, good. We're on schedule.

23. Good, good. We're on schedule. Once muscle man gets back with

24. We're on schedule. Once muscle man gets back with the pies, we should have

25. Once muscle man gets back with the pies, we should have everything set.

26. The pies, we should have everything set. All that's left is picking up

27. Everything set. All that's left is picking up everyone's relatives from the

28. All that's left is picking up everyone's relatives from the airport.

29. Everyone's relatives from the airport. Oh, how wonderful it

30. Airport. Oh, how wonderful it will be to give thanks with

31. Oh, how wonderful it will be to give thanks with family here.

32. Will be to give thanks with family here.

33. It's fun watching football on cable ♪ ♪ but it's not thanksgiving if

34. ♪ this is for the turkey ♪ ♪ this is for the stuffing

35. Is for the turkey ♪ ♪ this is for the stuffing ♪ you don't got etiquette,

36. You don't got nothin' ♪ ♪ etiquette ♪ etiquette

37. ♪ etiquette ♪ etiquette ♪ eti-eti-eti-eti—

38. ♪ eti-eti-eti-eti— etiquette ♪

39. Etiquette ♪ Hey, you two.

40. Hey, you two. We're going upstairs to fix up

41. Hey, you two. We're going upstairs to fix up the rooms for the guests.

42. We're going upstairs to fix up the rooms for the guests. Remember, no football in the

43. The rooms for the guests. Remember, no football in the house.

44. Remember, no football in the house. Hm-hm.

45. House. Hm-hm. No football in the house.

46. Hm-hm. No football in the house. Che-e-e-e-ck.

47. No football in the house. Che-e-e-e-ck. And stay out of the

48. Che-e-e-e-ck. And stay out of the kitchen.

49. And stay out of the kitchen. I don't want you guys messing

50. Kitchen. I don't want you guys messing anything up.

51. I don't want you guys messing anything up. Bam! Table's set!

52. Anything up. Bam! Table's set! You know what that

53. Bam! Table's set! You know what that means.

54. You know what that means. Footba-a-a-a-a-a-ll!

55. Means. Footba-a-a-a-a-a-ll! Dude, did you not

56. Footba-a-a-a-a-a-ll! Dude, did you not hear what benson said?

57. Dude, did you not hear what benson said? No football in the house.

58. Hear what benson said? No football in the house. He didn't say anything

59. No football in the house. He didn't say anything about foam football in the

60. He didn't say anything about foam football in the house.

61. About foam football in the house.

62. House. Dude, time to go

63. Dude, time to go lo-o-o-o-ng.

64. Dude, time to go lo-o-o-o-ng.

65. Lo-o-o-o-ng.

66. ye-ah!

67. ye-ah!

68. Ye-ah! The kitchen!

69. Noooooo! Whew! Good thing this child-safety

70. Whew! Good thing this child-safety gate was here.

71. Good thing this child-safety gate was here.

72. Gate was here. Noooo!

73. muscle man: Ugh! It took forever to get these pi—

74. It took forever to get these pi—

75. Pi— Aah!

76. Whoa!

77. What have you done? The guests are arriving in a few hours!

78. The guests are arriving in a few hours! Now what do we do?

79. Hours! Now what do we do? Ugh!

80. Now what do we do? Ugh! I can't believe this.

81. Ugh! I can't believe this. It's one thing to ruin my day,

82. I can't believe this. It's one thing to ruin my day, which is practically your job.

83. It's one thing to ruin my day, which is practically your job. But your own families?

84. Which is practically your job. But your own families? Don't you care about anything?

85. But your own families? Don't you care about anything?

86. Don't you care about anything? this is the worst thing you've

87. this is the worst thing you've ever done.

88. This is the worst thing you've ever done. hi five: Maybe we can fix

89. Ever done. hi five: Maybe we can fix this.

90. hi five: Maybe we can fix this. What if me and muscle man go to

91. This. What if me and muscle man go to get more sides?

92. What if me and muscle man go to get more sides? Yeah, and I can pick

93. Get more sides? Yeah, and I can pick everyone up from the airport.

94. Yeah, and I can pick everyone up from the airport. It's worth a try.

95. Everyone up from the airport. It's worth a try. Pops, benson, let's go get

96. It's worth a try. Pops, benson, let's go get another turkey.

97. Pops, benson, let's go get another turkey. We can help, too.

98. Another turkey. We can help, too. I think you've helped

99. We can help, too. I think you've helped enough.

100. I think you've helped enough. Sorry.

101. Enough. Sorry. Aw, man.

102. Sorry. Aw, man. We really messed up big this

103. Aw, man. We really messed up big this time.

104. We really messed up big this time. I know.

105. Time. I know. They'll never find a turkey this

106. I know. They'll never find a turkey this late.

107. They'll never find a turkey this late. If we don't fix this, our

108. Late. If we don't fix this, our families won't have a

109. If we don't fix this, our families won't have a thanksgiving.

110. Families won't have a thanksgiving. And we'll be fired.

111. Thanksgiving. And we'll be fired. That, too.

112. And we'll be fired. That, too. What are we gonna do?

113. That, too. What are we gonna do? don't have a turkey yet?

114. What are we gonna do? don't have a turkey yet? Not gonna find one.

115. don't have a turkey yet? Not gonna find one. It's me — farmer jimmy of

116. Not gonna find one. It's me — farmer jimmy of farmer jimmy's turkey farm.

117. It's me — farmer jimmy of farmer jimmy's turkey farm. I love thanksgiving, but you

118. Farmer jimmy's turkey farm. I love thanksgiving, but you already know that.

119. I love thanksgiving, but you already know that. What you may not know is that I

120. Already know that. What you may not know is that I also have a love and

121. What you may not know is that I also have a love and appreciation for pop music.

122. Also have a love and appreciation for pop music.

123. Appreciation for pop music. and it really rustles my

124. and it really rustles my giblets that there's no

125. And it really rustles my giblets that there's no thanksgiving song.

126. Giblets that there's no thanksgiving song. That's where you come in.

127. Thanksgiving song. That's where you come in. I'm holding a contest at my

128. That's where you come in. I'm holding a contest at my farm.

129. I'm holding a contest at my farm. Whoever writes the best,

130. Farm. Whoever writes the best, catchy, radio-friendly

131. Whoever writes the best, catchy, radio-friendly thanksgiving tune wins my

132. Catchy, radio-friendly thanksgiving tune wins my prized turducken.

133. Thanksgiving tune wins my prized turducken. That's a turkey stuffed with a

134. Prized turducken. That's a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken.

135. That's a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. Everybody knows that.

136. Duck stuffed with a chicken. Everybody knows that. For decades, turduckens have

137. Everybody knows that. For decades, turduckens have been engineered by man.

138. For decades, turduckens have been engineered by man. But what you may not know is

139. Been engineered by man. But what you may not know is that one gets born naturally

140. But what you may not know is that one gets born naturally every million years.

141. That one gets born naturally every million years. Ooh!

142. Every million years. Ooh! The contest starts in a half an

143. Ooh! The contest starts in a half an hour.

144. The contest starts in a half an hour. I got to get ready.

145. Hour. I got to get ready. Dude, this is

146. I got to get ready. Dude, this is perfect.

147. Dude, this is perfect. Yeah, man.

148. Perfect. Yeah, man. We're great at songs.

149. Yeah, man. We're great at songs. We're gonna save

150. We're great at songs. We're gonna save thanksgiving!

151. Now, what was it we were singing? ♪ something,

152. ♪ something, something pumpkin ♪ ♪ blah blah blah stuffin'

153. Something pumpkin ♪ ♪ blah blah blah stuffin' uh...

154. ♪ eatin' lots of food ♪ Dude, yeah.

155. Lots of food ♪ Dude, yeah. ♪ eatin' lots of food

156. Dude, yeah. ♪ eatin' lots of food ♪ chomp-chomp,

157. ♪ chomp-chomp, chomp-chomp ♪ ♪ more than I can

158. ♪ more than I can chew ♪ ♪ chomp-chomp,

159. ♪ chomp-chomp, chomp-chomp ♪ ♪ football, football

160. Chomp-chomp ♪ ♪ football, football ♪ fall asleep on couch

161. Ye-ah! This is gold! We still got to come up with that first line,

162. We still got to come up with that first line, though.

163. Come up with that first line, though. It'll come to us.

164. Though. It'll come to us. Besides, I got a secret weapon.

165. It'll come to us. Besides, I got a secret weapon. Bam!

166. Besides, I got a secret weapon. Bam! Spoons?

167. Bam! Spoons? Sure, in the hands of

168. Spoons? Sure, in the hands of a normal guy.

169. Sure, in the hands of a normal guy. But in the hands of a rigby?

170. A normal guy. But in the hands of a rigby? Pah-pah-pah! Pah-pah-pah!

171. But in the hands of a rigby? Pah-pah-pah! Pah-pah-pah! Pah-pah-pah!

172. Pah-pah-pah! Pah-pah-pah! Pah-pah-pah! Spoon-boning!

173. Pah-pah-pah! Spoon-boning! Dude, rigby.

174. Spoon-boning! Dude, rigby. Got to tell you, that's like

175. Dude, rigby. Got to tell you, that's like

176. Got to tell you, that's like blowing my mind right now.

177. blowing my mind right now. We're totally gonna win!

178. Blowing my mind right now. We're totally gonna win! Aw, yeah!

179. We're totally gonna win! Aw, yeah! Mordo and rigs save

180. Aw, yeah! Mordo and rigs save thanksgiving.

181. Mordo and rigs save thanksgiving. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

182. Thanksgiving. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

183. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! muscle man: This place has

184. Yeah! muscle man: This place has the best sides.

185. muscle man: This place has the best sides. Even the sides got sides.

186. The best sides. Even the sides got sides. mu-u-u-scle man!

187. Even the sides got sides. mu-u-u-scle man! muscle man: Yo, billy!

188. mu-u-u-scle man! muscle man: Yo, billy! what can I get you, bro?

189. muscle man: Yo, billy! what can I get you, bro? muscle man: This one —

190. what can I get you, bro? muscle man: This one — "mashed potatoes, corn on the

191. muscle man: This one — "mashed potatoes, corn on the cob, stuffing, yams, and greens

192. "mashed potatoes, corn on the cob, stuffing, yams, and greens for 50."

193. Cob, stuffing, yams, and greens for 50." ah, yeah, the "hail mary"

194. For 50." ah, yeah, the "hail mary" platter.

195. ah, yeah, the "hail mary" platter. You got it, broseph.

196. Platter. You got it, broseph. and now back to

197. You got it, broseph. and now back to "the top end zone dances of all

198. and now back to "the top end zone dances of all time."

199. "the top end zone dances of all time." number 4 — brock stettman.

200. Time." number 4 — brock stettman.

201. Number 4 — brock stettman. muscle man: Man, who made

202. muscle man: Man, who made this list?

203. muscle man: Man, who made this list? Stettman's dances are lame.

204. This list? Stettman's dances are lame. hi five: Hey, stettman, who

205. Stettman's dances are lame. hi five: Hey, stettman, who taught you those moves?

206. hi five: Hey, stettman, who taught you those moves? A dead cat?

207. Taught you those moves? A dead cat?

208. A dead cat? muscle man: Know who else had

209. muscle man: Know who else had the better end-zone dance?

210. muscle man: Know who else had the better end-zone dance? My... Mom?

211. The better end-zone dance? My... Mom? brock stettman will crush

212. My... Mom? brock stettman will crush you.

213. brock stettman will crush you. Look, there's one

214. You. Look, there's one left.

215. Look, there's one left. Oh, thank goodness.

216. Left. Oh, thank goodness. The last turkey.

217. Oh, thank goodness. The last turkey. Wow. How fortunate!

218. good morrow, fine sirs. Pray pardon, would you like some

219. good morrow, fine sirs. Pray pardon, would you like some help putting that turkey into

220. Pray pardon, would you like some help putting that turkey into your car?

221. Help putting that turkey into your car? Oh, no.

222. Your car? Oh, no. We're fine.

223. Oh, no. We're fine.

224. We're fine.

225. Pops, are you okay?

226. Pops, are you okay? that turkey stole our turkey!

227. Ugh! Dude, we're never

228. Ugh! Dude, we're never gonna make it.

229. Dude, we're never gonna make it.

230. Gonna make it. Whoa! Hey!

231. Whoa! Hey! What are you doing?

232. Whoa! Hey! What are you doing? I got an idea.

233. diaper boy! What's margaret's dad doing here?

234. What's margaret's dad doing here? I live here.

235. Doing here? I live here. Sorry. Margaret's not here.

236. I live here. Sorry. Margaret's not here. She's with her new boyfriend.

237. Sorry. Margaret's not here. She's with her new boyfriend.

238. She's with her new boyfriend. I'm kidding.

239. I'm kidding. She's working on a term paper.

240. I'm kidding. She's working on a term paper.

241. She's working on a term paper. well, we're not here to see

242. well, we're not here to see margaret.

243. Well, we're not here to see margaret. oh, well, uh, you guys want

244. Margaret. oh, well, uh, you guys want to come in?

245. oh, well, uh, you guys want to come in? We got plenty to eat.

246. To come in? We got plenty to eat. No thanks,

247. We got plenty to eat. No thanks, mr. Smith.

248. No thanks, mr. Smith. We need a favor.

249. Mr. Smith. We need a favor. Without your help, our

250. We need a favor. Without your help, our thanksgiving will be ruined.

251. Without your help, our thanksgiving will be ruined. denise, wrap up some turkey

252. Thanksgiving will be ruined. denise, wrap up some turkey sandwiches.

253. denise, wrap up some turkey sandwiches. Daddy's got to save

254. Sandwiches. Daddy's got to save thanksgiving.

255. muscle man: brock stettman will crush you... In an end-zone dance-off!

256. Brock stettman will crush you... In an end-zone dance-off! muscle man: Huh?

257. In an end-zone dance-off! muscle man: Huh?

258. muscle man: Huh? ball me, james.

259. ball me, james. uh! Unh! Uh! Unh! Mm! Ah! Mm!

260. uh! Unh! Uh! Unh! Mm! Ah! Mm! Unh!

261. Uh! Unh! Uh! Unh! Mm! Ah! Mm! Unh! Beat that.

262. Unh! Beat that. muscle man: Pfft! Easy.

263. Beat that. muscle man: Pfft! Easy. well, bless my pigskin.

264. muscle man: Pfft! Easy. well, bless my pigskin. He's doin' the typewriter.

265. well, bless my pigskin. He's doin' the typewriter. Oh, snap!

266. He's doin' the typewriter. Oh, snap! Now he's sealin' the envelope,

267. Oh, snap! Now he's sealin' the envelope, sendin' a letter.

268. Now he's sealin' the envelope, sendin' a letter. muscle man: Huah!

269. Sendin' a letter. muscle man: Huah! receivin' the letter.

270. muscle man: Huah! receivin' the letter. Takin' it up the river.

271. receivin' the letter. Takin' it up the river. Goin' for the full split!

272. Takin' it up the river. Goin' for the full split! muscle man: Aaah!

273. Goin' for the full split! muscle man: Aaah!

274. muscle man: Aaah! my hammie, bro.

275. my hammie, bro. lesson learned.

276. My hammie, bro. lesson learned. Brock stettman is the king of

277. lesson learned. Brock stettman is the king of end-zone dancing.

278. Brock stettman is the king of end-zone dancing. Whoo!

279. End-zone dancing. Whoo! muscle man, your sides are...

280. Whoo! muscle man, your sides are... Ready.

281. muscle man, your sides are... Ready. muscle man: Oh, no, bro.

282. Ready. muscle man: Oh, no, bro.

283. we got company. Give us back the turkey!

284. Give us back the turkey! baste 'em.

285. Turkey! baste 'em. Huh?

286. baste 'em. Huh?

287. Huh?

288. huh?

289. huh? no!

290. huh? no! Aah!

291. Ha! Yes! turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey.

292. turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey. What the...

293. Turkey, turkey, turkey. What the... this turkey is ours.

294. What the... this turkey is ours.

295. this turkey is ours. Oh!

296. Oh! Aah!

297. Aah! Quick! The turkey!

298. Quick! The turkey! Ugh.

299. Ugh. Aaaagh!

300. Ugh. Aaaagh! ♪ chomp-chomp,

301. ♪ chomp-chomp, chomp-chomp ♪ ♪ football, football

302. Chomp-chomp ♪ ♪ football, football ♪ fall asleep on couch, slip

303. Into food coma ♪ crimine. That's all you got? Well, and also...

304. crimine. That's all you got? Well, and also... Takada takada pah pah!

305. Well, and also... Takada takada pah pah! boys, it's gonna take more

306. Takada takada pah pah! boys, it's gonna take more than silverware to win this

307. boys, it's gonna take more than silverware to win this contest.

308. Than silverware to win this contest. You have to sing from the heart,

309. Contest. You have to sing from the heart, plus you still need to figure

310. You have to sing from the heart, plus you still need to figure out that first line.

311. Plus you still need to figure out that first line. Yeah, you're right.

312. Out that first line. Yeah, you're right. At least all the other

313. Yeah, you're right. At least all the other contestants so far aren't very

314. At least all the other contestants so far aren't very good.

315. Contestants so far aren't very good. okay, unless there's some

316. Good. okay, unless there's some other contestants after this,

317. okay, unless there's some other contestants after this, we're down to our last entry.

318. Other contestants after this, we're down to our last entry. Everybody welcome rich buckner.

319. We're down to our last entry. Everybody welcome rich buckner. Ooh, rich buckner.

320. Everybody welcome rich buckner. Ooh, rich buckner. Rich buckner?

321. Ooh, rich buckner. Rich buckner? now, I know what's going

322. Rich buckner? now, I know what's going through your head.

323. now, I know what's going through your head. "that's rich buckner.

324. Through your head. "that's rich buckner. He's the richest man in the

325. "that's rich buckner. He's the richest man in the world.

326. He's the richest man in the world. What's he doing here?"

327. World. What's he doing here?" well, I love thanksgiving, so I

328. What's he doing here?" well, I love thanksgiving, so I paid the best musicians in the

329. Well, I love thanksgiving, so I paid the best musicians in the world to write this song.

330. Paid the best musicians in the world to write this song. that sounds like it'll be

331. World to write this song. that sounds like it'll be good.

332. that sounds like it'll be good. it is.

333. Good. it is. And remember, shop buckmart for

334. it is. And remember, shop buckmart for all your thanksgiving needs.

335. And remember, shop buckmart for all your thanksgiving needs. okay.

336. All your thanksgiving needs. okay. Give it up for rich buckner and

337. okay. Give it up for rich buckner and his song "chewing on freedom."

338. Give it up for rich buckner and his song "chewing on freedom."

339. all right, everybody, we're about to drop the true meaning

340. all right, everybody, we're about to drop the true meaning of thanksgiving on y'all.

341. About to drop the true meaning of thanksgiving on y'all. the american flag!

342. Of thanksgiving on y'all. the american flag! The american flag!

343. the american flag! The american flag! ♪ you're freezing cold,

344. Eve ♪ pop sensation Jennifer! ♪ caress your body, butter

345. Your skin ♪ ♪ bake in oven, 400 degrees aw, snap! Auto t!

346. There ♪ ♪ my heart fills with pride Oh! It's dusty b!

347. We feast on your meat? ♪ ♪ when you're eating a turkey ♪ you're eating america

348. Richard buckner ♪ ♪ we bow down gratefully ♪ let's eat this bird

349. Patriotically as a family ♪ popular music stars,

350. As a family ♪ popular music stars, laser flags, reviving the dead.

351. popular music stars, laser flags, reviving the dead. You better come up with

352. Laser flags, reviving the dead. You better come up with something fast.

353. You better come up with something fast. ♪ you're eating america

354. Something fast. ♪ you're eating america ♪ when you chew on some sides

355. U.S.A. ♪ ♪ when you're chewi-I-I-I-I-ng ♪ oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

356. —D-o-o-o-o-m ♪

357. oh, my stars!

358. oh, my stars! Well, unless somebody's gonna

359. oh, my stars! Well, unless somebody's gonna come in the next few seconds,

360. Well, unless somebody's gonna come in the next few seconds, mr. Buckner, I am proud to award

361. Come in the next few seconds, mr. Buckner, I am proud to award you my one-of-a-kind,

362. Mr. Buckner, I am proud to award you my one-of-a-kind, blue-ribbon, prize-winning —

363. You my one-of-a-kind, blue-ribbon, prize-winning — Sto-o-o-o-p!

364. Blue-ribbon, prize-winning — Sto-o-o-o-p! Our names are

365. Sto-o-o-o-p! Our names are mordecai and rigby, and we've

366. Our names are mordecai and rigby, and we've got a song, too.

367. Mordecai and rigby, and we've got a song, too. it's too late.

368. Got a song, too. it's too late. now, just hold on there,

369. it's too late. now, just hold on there, richard.

370. now, just hold on there, richard. They made it in just under the

371. Richard. They made it in just under the wire.

372. They made it in just under the wire. what?

373. Wire. what? the pilgrims took a chance

374. what? the pilgrims took a chance coming to the new world.

375. the pilgrims took a chance coming to the new world. Let's take a chance on these

376. Coming to the new world. Let's take a chance on these fellas.

377. Let's take a chance on these fellas. [ crowd chanting "let them

378. Fellas. [ crowd chanting "let them play" ]

379. [ crowd chanting "let them play" ] oh, fine!

380. Play" ] oh, fine! well, mordecai and rigby, the

381. oh, fine! well, mordecai and rigby, the stage is yours.

382. well, mordecai and rigby, the stage is yours. Oh, dude.

383. Stage is yours. Oh, dude. I still don't know what the

384. Oh, dude. I still don't know what the first line is.

385. I still don't know what the first line is. Just go with the

386. First line is. Just go with the pumpkin and stuffing line.

387. Just go with the pumpkin and stuffing line. All right.

388. Pumpkin and stuffing line. All right. Mordecai and rigby.

389. All right. Mordecai and rigby. Come in. It's thomas.

390. Mordecai and rigby. Come in. It's thomas. Thomas?

391. Come in. It's thomas. Thomas? I'm at the airport.

392. Thomas? I'm at the airport. There's been a delay.

393. I'm at the airport. There's been a delay. Your families' flights won't be

394. There's been a delay. Your families' flights won't be getting in till tomorrow.

395. Your families' flights won't be getting in till tomorrow. I'm so sorry.

396. Getting in till tomorrow. I'm so sorry. They're not gonna make it for

397. I'm so sorry. They're not gonna make it for thanksgiving.

398. They're not gonna make it for thanksgiving. not gonna make it

399. Thanksgiving. not gonna make it for thanksgiving.

400. not gonna make it for thanksgiving. Not gonna make it for

401. For thanksgiving. Not gonna make it for thanksgiving.

402. Not gonna make it for thanksgiving. I'm sorry.

403. Thanksgiving. I'm sorry.

404. I'm sorry. What's the point of

405. What's the point of having thanksgiving without

406. What's the point of having thanksgiving without family?

407. Having thanksgiving without family? I'm out of here.

408. Family? I'm out of here. yes!

409. I'm out of here. yes! Rigby, wait.

410. yes! Rigby, wait. Don't you see?

411. Rigby, wait. Don't you see? This is what the song needs to

412. Don't you see? This is what the song needs to be about.

413. This is what the song needs to be about.

414. Be about. today was a hard day for us,

415. today was a hard day for us, and, well...

416. Today was a hard day for us, and, well... we really hope you like

417. And, well... we really hope you like our song.

418. Our song. ♪ we wrecked our

419. ♪ we wrecked our turkey on thanksgiving day ♪ ♪ knocked onto the floor, and

420. Really all about ♪ ♪ sure, it's great to

421. ♪ sure, it's great to have all that food ♪ ♪ but, really, what puts you in

422. A better mood ♪ ♪ is sitting down next to your best buddies and having quality

423. Best buddies and having quality time with your family ♪

424. Time with your family ♪

425. ♪ things are bound

426. ♪ things are bound to go wrong maybe once or

427. To go wrong maybe once or twice ♪ ♪ who cares if the dog ate all

428. ♪ we all must put our differences aside ♪ ♪ it's only one day, so we have

429. ♪ it's not about stuffing or gravy ♪ ♪ all the food is bonus

430. Stuffing or gravy ♪ ♪ all the food is bonus ♪ now, don't you see?

431. Forgiven ♪ Aah! Rigby! ♪ when we come together

432. ♪ when we come together on thanksgivin' ♪ ugh.

433. On thanksgivin' ♪ ugh. ♪ when we come together

434. ♪ when we come together on thanksgiving ♪ ♪ when we come together on

435. Thanksgiving ♪ ♪ ohhhhh ♪ what are you thankful for?

436. Thanksgiving! spoon-boning. Thanksgiving!

437. spoon-boning. Thanksgiving! ♪ what are you thankful

438. ♪ what are you thankful for? ♪ ♪ ohhhh

439. For? ♪ ♪ ohhhh I forgive you.

440. I forgive you. ♪ ohhhhh ♪ what are you thankful for?

441. ♪ ohhhhh ♪ what are you thankful for? Thanksgiving!

442. ♪ what are you thankful for? ♪ Thanksgiving!

443. For? ♪ Thanksgiving! ♪ what are you thankful

444. ♪ what are you thankful for? ♪

445. For? ♪ that was awesome!

446. that was awesome! I love you guys!

447. that was awesome! I love you guys! I'm so thankful that my whole

448. I love you guys! I'm so thankful that my whole family looks exactly like me!

449. I'm so thankful that my whole family looks exactly like me! well, I do declare!

450. Family looks exactly like me! well, I do declare! It seems to me as though we have

451. well, I do declare! It seems to me as though we have a new winner!

452. It seems to me as though we have a new winner!

453. A new winner! Yeah!

454. Yeah! mordecai and rigby, your song

455. Yeah! mordecai and rigby, your song captured the true spirit of

456. mordecai and rigby, your song captured the true spirit of thanksgiving, and I hereby

457. Captured the true spirit of thanksgiving, and I hereby present you with the grand prize

458. Thanksgiving, and I hereby present you with the grand prize of farmer jimmy's

459. Present you with the grand prize of farmer jimmy's honest-to-goodness turducken!

460. Of farmer jimmy's honest-to-goodness turducken!

461. Honest-to-goodness turducken!

462. Hey, what are you

463. Hey, what are you doing?

464. Hey, what are you doing? That's our turducken.

465. Doing? That's our turducken. I tried to buy it from him,

466. That's our turducken. I tried to buy it from him, but he wouldn't let me.

467. I tried to buy it from him, but he wouldn't let me. So I spent millions on the

468. But he wouldn't let me. So I spent millions on the perfect song.

469. So I spent millions on the perfect song. You guys just sang from the

470. Perfect song. You guys just sang from the heart.

471. You guys just sang from the heart. That doesn't cost anything.

472. Heart. That doesn't cost anything. Give us our turducken!

473. That doesn't cost anything. Give us our turducken! I'm afraid I can't do that,

474. Give us our turducken! I'm afraid I can't do that, but we might have an extra

475. I'm afraid I can't do that, but we might have an extra turkey laying around somewhere.

476. But we might have an extra turkey laying around somewhere. Oh, hey. Looks like we do.

477. Turkey laying around somewhere. Oh, hey. Looks like we do. Here you go!

478. Oh, hey. Looks like we do. Here you go!

479. Here you go! Aah!

480. Aah! cleanup on aisle six!

481. Aah! cleanup on aisle six!

482. cleanup on aisle six! whoo!

483. whoo! Whoo!

484. Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

485. Whoo! Whoo! What are we gonna

486. Whoo! What are we gonna do?

487. What are we gonna do?

488. Do? grab ahold, boys.

489. grab ahold, boys. We got a bad guy to catch.

490. this is an outrage! That song was the embodiment of all that holds true and dear

491. That song was the embodiment of all that holds true and dear about thanksgiving.

492. All that holds true and dear about thanksgiving. And that's why we're

493. About thanksgiving. And that's why we're gonna help them get that

494. And that's why we're gonna help them get that turducken back.

495. Gonna help them get that turducken back. Now, are you with us or not?

496. Turducken back. Now, are you with us or not? it would be our honor.

497. Now, are you with us or not? it would be our honor. hey, muscle man.

498. it would be our honor. hey, muscle man. I got the team jet parked

499. hey, muscle man. I got the team jet parked outside with my entire defensive

500. I got the team jet parked outside with my entire defensive line on it.

501. Outside with my entire defensive line on it. What do you say we go intercept

502. Line on it. What do you say we go intercept that turducken?

503. What do you say we go intercept that turducken? muscle man: I say, "game on,

504. That turducken? muscle man: I say, "game on, bro."

505. muscle man: I say, "game on, bro." whoo! Yeah! Whoo!

506. Bro." whoo! Yeah! Whoo! Whoo-oo-oo-oo!

507. Whoo! Yeah! Whoo! Whoo-oo-oo-oo! Whoo! Whoo-oo-oo-oo!

508. Hand over the turducken. mordecai and rigby.

509. Turducken. mordecai and rigby. Have a seat.

510. mordecai and rigby. Have a seat. You may be wondering why a

511. Have a seat. You may be wondering why a billionaire wants this turducken

512. You may be wondering why a billionaire wants this turducken so much.

513. Billionaire wants this turducken so much. I don't know.

514. So much. I don't know. Does it taste really good or

515. I don't know. Does it taste really good or something?

516. Does it taste really good or something? you really think I'm gonna

517. Something? you really think I'm gonna eat this?

518. you really think I'm gonna eat this? You don't know anything, do you?

519. Eat this? You don't know anything, do you? It's true that just one is born

520. You don't know anything, do you? It's true that just one is born every million years, but what no

521. It's true that just one is born every million years, but what no one knows...

522. Every million years, but what no one knows...

523. One knows... Ugh!

524. Ugh! There's a golden wishbone!

525. Ugh! There's a golden wishbone! One that actually grants wishes!

526. There's a golden wishbone! One that actually grants wishes! But what could you

527. One that actually grants wishes! But what could you possibly wish for?

528. But what could you possibly wish for? You're a billionaire.

529. Possibly wish for? You're a billionaire. the one thing that my

530. You're a billionaire. the one thing that my attorneys tell me I can't buy —

531. the one thing that my attorneys tell me I can't buy — the rights to thanksgiving!

532. Attorneys tell me I can't buy — the rights to thanksgiving!

533. The rights to thanksgiving! I run a successful business,

534. I run a successful business, employ thousands.

535. I run a successful business, employ thousands. Do I ever get the thanks given?

536. Employ thousands. Do I ever get the thanks given? No.

537. Do I ever get the thanks given? No. Everyone's too busy with their

538. No. Everyone's too busy with their families.

539. Everyone's too busy with their families. Soon they will all have to thank

540. Families. Soon they will all have to thank me.

541. Soon they will all have to thank me. Thanksgiving — brought to you

542. Me. Thanksgiving — brought to you by buck-mart.

543. Thanksgiving — brought to you by buck-mart. No!

544. By buck-mart. No!

545. No! no!

546. no! Aah!

547. no! Aah! Spoon-boning!

548. Aah! Spoon-boning! huh?

549. Spoon-boning! huh? No!

550. huh? No! No!

551. muscle man: Air-tackle the blimp! Go! Go! Go!

552. Blimp! Go! Go! Go! All right, stettman.

553. Go! Go! Go! All right, stettman. Let's see some fancy footwork

554. All right, stettman. Let's see some fancy footwork out there.

555. Let's see some fancy footwork out there. Whoo!

556. Out there. Whoo!

557. Whoo!

558. muscle man: Whoo! Whoo!

559. aah! Abandon ship!

560. finally, thanksgiving is gonna be mine. Aah!

561. Gonna be mine. Aah! Get off of me!

562. Aah! Get off of me! Ugh!

563. Get off of me! Ugh! You can take what

564. Ugh! You can take what you want, but you could never

565. You can take what you want, but you could never take thanksgiving from us!

566. You want, but you could never take thanksgiving from us! oh, yeah?

567. Take thanksgiving from us! oh, yeah? Well, I've got a golden wishbone

568. oh, yeah? Well, I've got a golden wishbone right here that says otherwise.

569. Well, I've got a golden wishbone right here that says otherwise.

570. Right here that says otherwise. Aaaaah!

571. Aaaaah! thanks for shopping at

572. thanks for shopping at buck-mart.

573. Thanks for shopping at buck-mart. I wish for thanksgiving to be

574. Buck-mart. I wish for thanksgiving to be mine!

575. I wish for thanksgiving to be mine! And another billion dollars in

576. Mine! And another billion dollars in an untraceable swiss bank

577. And another billion dollars in an untraceable swiss bank account!

578. An untraceable swiss bank account! No!

579. Account! No! Noooo!

580. We wish to be safe at home with our friends and family!

581. At home with our friends and family! Now!

582. Family! Now!

583. Now! Why isn't it

584. Why isn't it breaking?

585. Why isn't it breaking? 'cause it's solid

586. Breaking? 'cause it's solid gold, man!

587. 'cause it's solid gold, man! Here! Try this!

588. Gold, man! Here! Try this! Okay!

589. Pull harder! Aaaah!

590. Aaaah!

591. Aaaah!

592. What happened?

593. What happened? The golden

594. What happened? The golden wishbone.

595. The golden wishbone. We wished to come back home safe

596. Wishbone. We wished to come back home safe and sound, and it worked.

597. We wished to come back home safe and sound, and it worked. Well, almost.

598. And sound, and it worked. Well, almost. It didn't grant the part where

599. Well, almost. It didn't grant the part where our families would be here.

600. It didn't grant the part where our families would be here. Guys! Guys!

601. Our families would be here. Guys! Guys! Remember when I said everyone

602. Guys! Guys! Remember when I said everyone wasn't coming?

603. Remember when I said everyone wasn't coming? I was wrong!

604. Wasn't coming? I was wrong! I checked the departing flights

605. I was wrong! I checked the departing flights instead of the arrivals.

606. I checked the departing flights instead of the arrivals. Thomas!

607. Instead of the arrivals. Thomas! hey, hey, mordo!

608. Thomas! hey, hey, mordo! hi, son.

609. hey, hey, mordo! hi, son. is that grown man over there

610. hi, son. is that grown man over there my rigby?

611. is that grown man over there my rigby? come here, rigby.

612. My rigby? come here, rigby. Mom! Pop!

613. come here, rigby. Mom! Pop! It's so good to see

614. Mom! Pop! It's so good to see you guys!

615. It's so good to see you guys! Except, well...

616. You guys! Except, well... There's no food

617. Except, well... There's no food because we destroyed it all.

618. There's no food because we destroyed it all.

619. Because we destroyed it all. well, that's what families are

620. well, that's what families are for.

621. Well, that's what families are for. Whoa!

622. For. Whoa! who's ready for some turkey?

623. Whoa! who's ready for some turkey? Oh, yeah!

624. who's ready for some turkey? Oh, yeah! All right!

625. Oh, yeah! All right!

626. All right! Ahem!

627. Ahem! oh.

628. Ahem! oh. Hey, everybody! Pipe down!

629. oh. Hey, everybody! Pipe down! Go ahead, son.

630. Hey, everybody! Pipe down! Go ahead, son. I just want to thank

631. Go ahead, son. I just want to thank everyone for coming.

632. I just want to thank everyone for coming. Thanksgiving can be a hectic

633. Everyone for coming. Thanksgiving can be a hectic time for many, but to see

634. Thanksgiving can be a hectic time for many, but to see everyone here makes it all worth

635. Time for many, but to see everyone here makes it all worth it in the end.

636. Everyone here makes it all worth it in the end. Mordecai and rigby, would you

637. It in the end. Mordecai and rigby, would you please stand up?

638. Mordecai and rigby, would you please stand up? I know you guys aren't perfect

639. Please stand up? I know you guys aren't perfect pretty much all the time, but I

640. I know you guys aren't perfect pretty much all the time, but I want you to know that I'm proud

641. Pretty much all the time, but I want you to know that I'm proud of you.

642. Want you to know that I'm proud of you. You saved thanksgiving, and for

643. Of you. You saved thanksgiving, and for that, I raise my glass.

644. You saved thanksgiving, and for that, I raise my glass. Happy thanksgiving, everyone.

645. That, I raise my glass. Happy thanksgiving, everyone. Happy thanksgiving!

646. Happy thanksgiving, everyone. Happy thanksgiving!