Regular Show 4x5

Directed by John Infantino

Benson wants to prove that he performed a famous drum solo.

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1. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.

2. AS YOU KNOW, TODAY IS THE ANNUAL PIE CONTEST.

3. AND — SURPRISE, SURPRISE — WE'RE GONNA DO IT THE SAME AS

4. LAST YEAR.

5. SKIPS, YOU'RE ON PODIUM DUTY.

6. MUSCLE MAN AND HI FIVE GHOST, YOU GUYS GO SET UP THE BOOTHS.

7. Muscle Man: YEAH!

8. LATER, GRANDMAS!

9. POPS, YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF DECORATIONS.

10. OH, REST ASSURED, IT WILL BE A DELIGHT TO THE SENSES.

11. I'LL BE IN CHARGE OF JUDGING THE PIE CONTEST.

12. MORDECAI AND RIGBY, JUST GO PICK UP GARBAGE OR SOMETHING.

13. OHH!

14. WHAT?

15. WHY DO WE ALWAYS GET THE LAME JOBS?

16. WE JUDGE THE PIES?

17. YEAH, RIGHT.

18. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT TAKES.

19. UH, I'M GONNA GUESS EATING A BUNCH OF PIES.

20. NO, IT'S NOT JUST EATING A BUNCH OF PIES!

21. TRUST ME ON THIS.

22. YOU'RE NOT READY.

23. COME ON.

24. HOW HARD COULD IT BE?

25. I EAT PIES ALL THE TIME.

26. AAH!

27. THIS ISN'T A GAME, RIGBY.

28. DUDE, JUST GIVE US A CHANCE.

29. YOU ALWAYS GIVE US JOBS WE HATE.

30. IF YOU GAVE US A JOB WE LIKED FOR ONCE, WE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE

31. GOOD AT IT.

32. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

33. GO PICK UP SOME TRASH, OR YOU'RE FIRED.

34. WAIT!

35. LET US BE JUDGES!

36. AAH!

37. YOU ARE ACTUALLY WILLING TO PUT YOURSELVES IN PHYSICAL DANGER

38. JUST SO YOU COULD JUDGE PIES?

39. UH-HUH.

40. OKAY, FINE.

41. BUT I WARNED YOU.

42. IF YOU COME TO ME WANTING TO QUIT, YOU'RE FIRED!

43. HEY, POPS.

44. WHAT KIND OF PIE DID YOU MAKE?

45. THIS IS MY CHERRY TART!

46. PUT OUT YOUR HAND!

47. PUT OUT YOUR HAND!

48. THIS IS GREAT, POPS.

49. I'M SO GLAD TO KNOW IT WILL BE

50. YOU TWO WHO WILL HONOR ME WITH MY 10th BLUE RIBBON.

51. HANG ON, POPS.

52. NOT SO FAST.

53. THERE IS A CHANCE SOMEONE ELSE'S PIE WILL WIN.

54. YEAH, WE CAN'T MAKE ANY PROMISES.

55. OH.

56. I UNDERSTAND.

57. THEN I GUESS BLUE RIBBON NUMBER 10 WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT.

58. SO, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

59. IT'S A RHUBARB TARTLET.

60. Muscle Man: AND YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT!

61. STARLA PUT HER HEART AND SOUL INTO THIS PIE, DIDN'T YOU, BABY?

62. OKAY, JUDGES.

63. JUDGE THIS!

64. [ GAG! ] [ GULP! ]

65. Muscle Man: NOW GIVE HER THE BLUE RIBBON, LADIES.

66. UM, WE CAN'T JUST GIVE STARLA THE BLUE RIBBON.

67. Muscle Man: IF STARLA'S RHUBARB PIE DOESN'T WIN, THE

68. NEXT PIE YOU TASTE WILL BE THROUGH A TUBE 'CAUSE YOU'LL BE

69. IN A HOSPITAL BED HOOKED UP TO LIFE SUPPORT!

70. OH, MITCH!

71. [ SMOO-O-O-O-O-CH! ] MAN, THAT WAS

72. HORRIBLE!

73. JUDGING'S A LOT HARDER THAN IT LOOKS.

74. BUT NOT TOO HARD TO THAT

75. SICK!

76. I FEEL SORRY FOR THE APPLES THAT DIED TO MAKE THIS.

77. I WONDER WHAT SORT OF LOSER COULD HAVE MADE THIS

78. LOSER PIE.

79. MORDECAI, RIGBY!

80. HEY, GUYS, WAIT UP.

81. OH, DUDE!

82. HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO BET THIS IS MARGARET'S PIE?

83. OHH!

84. HEY, MARGARET.

85. HOW'S IT GOING?

86. READY TO TRY MY PIE?

87. HMM! HMM!

88. OHH!

89. HA-HA! YEAH!

90. WE'D LOVE TO 'CAUSE WE'RE JUDGES!

91. OOH!

92. OH, DELICIOUS!

93. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

94. HERE'S MY SCORECARD.

95. I WON'T LOOK RIGHT AWAY IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO.

96. UH, WE FORGOT OUR PENCILS!

97. OHH!

98. DUDE, JUDGING BLOWS!

99. I DON'T WANT TO TELL PEOPLE THE TRUTH ABOUT THEIR PIES.

100. I KNOW!

101. IF WE DON'T PICK STARLA, MUSCLE MAN'S GONNA FREAK OUT ON

102. US.

103. I CAN'T TELL MARGARET ABOUT HER PIE.

104. SHE'LL NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN.

105. AND WHAT ABOUT POPS?

106. HE ALMOST CRIED, AND WE ACTUALLY LIKED

107. EVERYONE'S GONNA TOTALLY HATE US

108. AFTER THIS.

109. WELL, WELL, WELL.

110. SOUNDS LIKE PIE JUDGING'S NOT AS EASY AS YOU THOUGHT, IS IT?

111. NO, IT'S TOTALLY EASY.

112. WHOA, WHOA.

113. DON'T GET ALL TESTY.

114. WHAT'S THAT?

115. OH, THIS?

116. IT'S A PIECE OF PIE.

117. YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART ABOUT CLEANING IS?

118. YOU PRETTY MUCH JUST GET TO EAT PIE ALL DAY.

119. I DON'T THINK I'VE PICKED UP A SINGLE PIECE OF TRASH YET.

120. [ CHOMP! ] YEAH, JUDGING WAS THE WORST —

121. TELLING EVERYBODY WHAT I THINK ABOUT THEIR PIES, HURTING THEIR

122. FEELINGS, CRUSHING THEIR DREAMS.

123. WELL, JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GUYS WANT TO QUIT.

124. OH, WAIT. YOU CAN'T.

125. I YOU!

126. HAPPY JUDGING, FELLAS!

127. AAH!

128. I DON'T WANT TO JUDGE THIS CONTEST ANYMORE!

129. [ High-pitched voice ] I CAN JUDGE IT FOR YOU.

130. WHAT?

131. WHO SAID THAT?

132. I'M IN HERE — OVER IN THIS TRASH CAN.

133. HI!

134. UH!

135. WHO ARE YOU?

136. I'M PROMISE PIE.

137. COOL!

138. TALKING PIE!

139. DUDE, DON'T TOUCH IT!

140. WAIT! I CAN HELP YOU.

141. HOW CAN YOU HELP US?

142. I CAN HELP YOU PICK THE WINNER.

143. REALLY?

144. OH, YES.

145. TRUST ME.

146. IT'LL BE AS EASY AS PIE.

147. YEAH, WE'LL TAKE A

148. RAIN CHECK ON THE TALKING-PIE ADVICE.

149. COME ON, DUDE.

150. WE HAVE TO DO THIS OURSELVES.

151. THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO JUDGE THIS COMPETITION WITHOUT

152. MAKING EVERYBODY HATE US.

153. HMM.

154. HMM.

155. HMM. HMM.

156. DUDE!

157. WHAT?

158. I KNOW WHAT WE GOT TO DO.

159. DUDE, WHAT IS IT?

160. OH, MAN, IT'S SO SIMPLE!

161. WE JUST GOT TO GIVE EVERYONE A PERFECT SCORE!

162. BOOM!

163. WHAT?

164. YEAH, DUDE!

165. IF WE GIVE EVERYONE A 10, THEN EVERYONE WINS!

166. AND NOBODY HATES US.

167. BOOM!

168. DUDE, THAT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD IDEA.

169. YEAH, MAN.

170. EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE PUMPED!

171. TIME TO FINISH JUDGING THIS CONTEST RIGHT.

172. [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] DUDE, WE DID IT!

173. WE JUDGED THOSE PIES IN THE FACE!

174. YEAH, WE DID!

175. PERFECT SCORE!

176. PERFECT SCORE! PERFECT SCORE!

177. BUT SERIOUSLY, DUDE, WE'RE NEVER JUDGING AGAIN.

178. YEAH, MAN.

179. ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

180. LET'S GO.

181. IT'S TIME TO PICK A WINNER.

182. OH, NO. IT'S COOL.

183. WE GAVE EVERYONE PERFECT SCORES, SO IT'S A TIE.

184. IT'S TOTALLY A TIE.

185. NO!

186. IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!

187. WAIT, WHA?

188. IN THE EVENT OF A TIE, THE JUDGES HAVE TO PICK A

189. WINNER LIVE IN FRONT OF ALL THE CONTESTANTS.

190. WHAT?

191. THAT'S RIGHT.

192. DOESN'T SEEM SO EASY ANYMORE, DOES IT?

193. BENSON, YOU GOT TO HELP US!

194. NO WAY!

195. YOU WANTED TO BE JUDGES.

196. YOU GET TO BE JUDGES.

197. WHAT DO WE DO?

198. I DON'T KNOW!

199. I GOT TO THINK!

200. HERE'S AN IDEA — GET OUT THERE AND TELL EVERYBODY THE

201. TRUTH.

202. DUDE, WE CAN'T DO THAT.

203. EVERYONE'S GONNA HATE US!

204. WELL, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

205. IF WE QUIT, BENSON WILL FIRE US!

206. DUDE! THE PIE!

207. NO!

208. WE'RE NOT ASKING THAT GUY FOR HELP.

209. DO YOU WANT TO TELL MARGARET HOW BAD HER PIE WAS?

210. WELL, WELL, WELL.

211. LOOK WHO'S COME CRAWLING BACK!

212. CAN YOU REALLY HELP US?

213. OF COURSE I CAN!

214. JUST SAY THE WORD, AND I'LL MAKE PICKING THE WINNER AS EASY AS

215. PIE.

216. OKAY, BUT CAN YOU STOP TALKING LIKE THAT?

217. IT'S MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE.

218. YEAH, ME TOO.

219. OH, SURE!

220. I CAN USE MY NATURAL VOICE.

221. HOW'S THIS?

222. UH, PROBABLY BETTER TO GO WITH THE FIRST VOICE.

223. LOOK, JUST HELP US JUDGE THE CONTEST.

224. [ High-pitched voice ] NOT A PROBLEM!

225. HUP!

226. I'LL CALL YOU TO COME OUT AS SOON AS IT'S DONE.

227. OH, AND ONE MORE THING — NO MATTER WHAT YOU HEAR, DON'T COME

228. OUT TILL I SAY.

229. WHAT? WHY?

230. JUST DON'T COME OUT TILL I SAY!

231. OKAY!

232. [ High-pitched voice ] HA-HA!

233. PHEW!

234. MAN, PROBLEM SOLVED.

235. Muscle Man: BABE!

236. GIVE ME — PROMISE PIE!

237. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

238. I'M NARROWING DOWN THE COMPETITION SO IT'LL BE

239. EASIER FOR YOU TO JUDGE.

240. MARGARET!

241. NO!

242. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

243. I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO JUDGE PIE!

244. WAS MY PIE SO TERRIBLY

245. BAD THAT YOU COULDN'T JUDGE IT?

246. POPS, NO!

247. POPS, YOUR PIE WAS ONE OF THE BEST ONES WE TASTED!

248. [ RUMBLE! ] KEEP JUDGING!

249. OKAY, UH, I GUESS STARLA'S PIE WAS KIND OF OKAY.

250. BE HONEST!

251. YOU HAVE TO BE BRUTALLY HONEST!

252. ALL RIGHT, FINE!

253. STARLA, YOUR PIE WAS GRITTY, AND IT TASTED LIKE A SACK OF BUTT

254. CHEEKS!

255. IT'S WORKING!

256. OHH!

257. SKIPS, NEXT TIME YOU BAKE, WEAR A HAIR NET, BRO.

258. WHOA!

259. DEATH, THIS WAS TERRIBLE.

260. STICK TO KILLING PEOPLE.

261. HEY, DUDE WITH THE PIE GLASSES, THE ONLY THING MORE

262. TASTELESS THAN YOUR GLASSES WAS YOUR PIE.

263. OHH!

264. SCABATHA, YOUR PIE WAS SOGGY, AND I FOUND A BANDAGE IN

265. IT!

266. MARGARET, YOUR PIE — OHH!

267. YOUR PIE — IT WAS THE WORST PIE I'VE EVER SEEN.

268. AND

269. IT TASTED LIKE BARF.

270. [ SQUEAK! ]

271. SORRY, MARGARET.

272. POPS, YOUR PIE WAS THE BEST.

273. YOU'RE THE CLEAR WINNER.

274. YEAH, HERE'S YOUR RIBBON, MAN.

275. GOOD SHOW!

276. JOLLY GOOD SHOW!

277. YEAH!

278. WHAT ABOUT ME, FELLAS?

279. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

280. I THINK IT'S TIME TO PUT YOU BACK IN THE TRASH.

281. MORDECAI! RIGBY!

282. WHOA!

283. BENSON, WE'RE SORRY!

284. YEAH, AT LEAST WE DIDN'T GIVE UP, RIGHT?

285. UNBELIEVABLE!

286. HEY, MAN, WE JUDGED THAT PIE CONTEST.

287. YOU'RE JUST MAD WE DIDN'T QUIT, AND NOW YOU CAN'T

288. FIRE US.

289. OH, CAN'T I?

290. NO, YOU CAN'T.

291. YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

292. CLEAN UP THIS MESS, OR YOU'RE FIRED!

293. YOU THINK THERE'S ANY PIE LEFT?