Regular Show 4x31

Directed by John Infantino • Sean Szeles

Minty Lewis as Eileen (voice) • Janie Haddad Tompkins as Margaret (voice) • Wayne Knight as Guardian of the Friend Zone (voice)

Mordecai plans to kiss Margaret at a meteor shower.

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1. Muscle Man: DUDE, I CAN'T

2. BELIEVE YOU CAN'T EVEN LIFT ONE BOX.

3. SHUT YOUR FACE!

4. I CAN LIFT IT!

5. Muscle Man: DUDE, YOU SOUND LIKE POPS CRYING.

6. FINE. YOU TRY.

7. Muscle Man: FINE.

8. SEE?

9. IT'S NOT SO EASY.

10. Muscle Man: SHUT YOUR FACE.

11. DUDE, IT'S "21-12 TIME ATTACK" DIRECTOR'S CUT ON LASERDISC!

12. Muscle Man: WHOA. WHOA.

13. HOLD ON.

14. IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, I'D THINK I JUST HEARD YOU SAY,

15. "THAT'S '21-12 TIME ATTACK' ON LASERDISC."

16. THAT'S THE DIRECTOR'S

17. CUT?

18. IT'S INCREDIBLY RARE.

19. Muscle Man: WHICH MEANS WE

20. RIGHT NOW.

21. AND HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PLAY IT?

22. WE DON'T HAVE A LASERDISC PLAYER.

23. Muscle Man: DON'T WORRY, DUDES.

24. I KNOW A PLACE.

25. ALL RIGHT.

26. LET ME DO THE TALKING.

27. HEY, TIMMY!

28. MUSCLE MAN. HOW'S IT BEEN?

29. Muscle Man: OH, YOU KNOW, JUST TAKING IT EASY.

30. LISTEN, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A LASERDISC PLAYER.

31. OH, YOU MEAN "LAMERDISC PLAYER."

32. YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK, DUDE.

33. THOSE THINGS ANYMORE.

34. Muscle Man: COME ON, MAN.

35. YOU GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING!

36. SORRY.

37. THOSE THINGS ARE ANCIENT.

38. WHY DON'T YOU GO CHECK IN A LIBRARY?

39. HEY-OH!

40. BECAUSE A LIBRARY'S WHERE OLD, JUNKY STUFF GOES.

41. HEY-OH!

42. AW, YEAH.

43. Muscle Man: IT'S NOT FUNNY.

44. COME ON.

45. LET'S JUST GO.

46. Muscle Man: THEY KEEP LAUGHING, BUT IT'S NOT FUNNY!

47. OKAY.

48. WE CAN SEARCH FOR ONE HERE.

49. "LASERDISC PLAYER."

50. Muscle Man: WHY'S IT TAKING SO LONG?

51. GIVE IT A SECOND!

52. HELLO, FRIENDS.

53. FOR A LASERDISC PLAYER.

54. HOW ABOUT A VCR, INSTEAD?

55. "VHS — THE VHS-BEST."

56. UH, NO, THANKS.

57. WE WANT.

58. GOOD LUCK FINDING ONE OF THOSE.

59. THERE'S PLENTY OF VHS TAPES OUT THERE.

60. "VHS — QUANTITY."

61. QUALITY, THOUGH.

62. WELL, TRUE, BUT DID YOU KNOW

63. MUCH INFORMATION?

64. "VHS — CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE."

65. Muscle Man: HEY, LOSERS, YOU'RE ALL UP IN OUR BUSINESS.

66. LEAVE US ALONE.

67. YOU'RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE.

68. YES! THEY HAVE ONE.

69. Muscle Man: HEY, OLD MAN!

70. LASERDISC PLAYER.

71. LASERDISC PLAYER?

72. NO, NO.

73. WE DON'T HAVE ONE HERE.

74. WHAT?

75. IT SAID THERE'S ONE IN THE BASEMENT.

76. THE COMPUTER'S OUT OF DATE, KID.

77. Muscle Man: LOOK AT HIS FACE, MORDO.

78. THIS DUDE IS LYING.

79. SO, I'M A LIAR, AM I?

80. I'LL SHOW YA!

81. HERE.

82. OF COURSE.

83. THIS IS A LIBRARY.

84. BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, NO LASERDISC PLAYER.

85. AW.

86. NOT THAT IT WOULD DO YOU ANY

87. DESTROYED — WIPED OUT BY VHS.

88. NUH-UNH!

89. SEE?

90. Muscle Man: YEAH. SEE?

91. SEE? SEE? SEE?

92. "21-12" — THE LAST LASERDISC.

93. THE PROPHECY!

94. Muscle Man: WHAT?

95. YEARS AGO, IT WAS FORETOLD

96. FORMAT WARS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

97. LOOK, WE JUST WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE.

98. IN TIME...

99. FOR YOU ARE THE DISC MASTERS!

100. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

101. YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES.

102. TOO PERFECT.

103. VHS NEEDED TO STOP LASERDISC'S

104. THROUGHOUT SOCIETY.

105. SADLY, CONSUMERS HEARD OF IT THROUGH WHISPERS AND RUMORS.

106. SNUFFING IT OUT.

107. OH, WE TRIED TO PRESERVE THE

108. GENERATIONS...

109. BUT FAILED.

110. WHEN THEIR ATTACK WAS DONE, ONLY ONE LASERDISC PLAYER REMAINED.

111. I AM THE LAST OF MY ORDER, SWORN

112. PLAYER.

113. AND YOU — YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONES WHO WILL SET ME FREE.

114. WH-O-O-OA.

115. WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN?

116. TWO YEARS AGO.

117. MAY I?

118. FINE.

119. GOOD HEAVENS.

120. S.P. TO L.P., S.P. TO L.P.

121. TIME TO FAST-FORWARD.

122. STATUES?

123. THEY'RE THE GUARDIANS OF OBSOLETE FORMATS.

124. BETAMAX, 8-TRACK, FLOPPY DISK, REEL-TO-REEL.

125. THE LAST LASERDISC PLAYER.

126. FIRST.

127. Muscle Man: WHAT THAT...?

128. AW, MAN. SICK.

129. OOH.

130. Muscle Man: WE DID IT.

131. DISC MASTERS, BEHOLD THE LAST LASERDISC PLAYER.

132. COOL.

133. MY LIEGE.

134. MY LIEGE.

135. MY LIEGE.

136. MY LIEGE.

137. WH-O-O-OA.

138. THEY ARE YOUR PROTECTORS.

139. POWER.

140. KNOWING THE DANGERS, WILL YOU STILL TAKE THE PLAYER?

141. YEAH.

142. WATCH THIS.

143. ONE MORE THING.

144. Muscle Man: WHAT NOW, BRO?

145. LIBRARY CARD, PLEASE.

146. Muscle Man: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T HAVE A LIBRARY CARD.

147. YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, EITHER.

148. OKAY. ALL SET.

149. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

150. HUH?

151. WE TOLD YOU YOU WERE MAKING A MISTAKE.

152. AW, COME ON!

153. Muscle Man: DIDN'T WE TELL YOU LOSERS TO GET LOST?

154. WE CAN'T GET LOST.

155. FOR, YOU SEE, WE ARE THE ANCIENT ORDER OF THE VHS.

156. PLAYER.

157. NOW HAND IT OVER OR DIE!

158. "VHS — YOUR VH-DEATH."

159. LASERDISC WILL

160. CHOSEN ONES, AND THEY WOULD GLADLY DIE FOR LASERDISC.

161. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DISC MASTERS?

162. UH...

163. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT DIE, PER SE.

164. VERY WELL.

165. FIRE!

166. CHARGE!

167. BOOMER-REEL!

168. RGB BEAM!

169. RANDOM-ACCESS MAYHEM!

170. SEND IN THE TAPE REWINDERS!

171. RUN!

172. I GOT THIS!

173. HUH? WHERE AM I?

174. YES! WE'RE DOING IT!

175. THE DAY WE'VE WORKED FOR IS UPON US!

176. INDEED.

177. OH, NO.

178. THE VC-ARBITRATOR!

179. I'LL HANDLE THIS.

180. 8-TRACK! N-O-O-O-O!

181. 8-TRACK ATTACK!

182. AAH!

183. 8-TRA-A-A-CK!

184. RETIREMENT.

185. AAH!

186. Muscle Man: EVERYONE OKAY?

187. DISC MASTERS...

188. I'M... DONE FOR.

189. I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD COME TO

190. THIS, BUT WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS.

191. IT'S TIME I SHED THIS WEAK HUMAN FORM.

192. PLACE THE LASERDISC ON MY CHEST.

193. OKAY.

194. NOW TOUCH HANDS AND CHANT, "SIC SEMPER FIDELITY."

195. UM...

196. JUST DO IT!

197. SIC SEMPER FIDELITY.

198. SIC SEMPER FIDELITY.

199. WHOA!

200. THE LASERDISC GUARDIAN!

201. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

202. WHAT?

203. DISC MASTERS, COVER YOUR EARS.

204. OKAY.

205. NO, NO. COVER YOUR EARS.

206. 44.1 KILOHERTZ SAMPLE RATE!

207. AAH!

208. DUDE, MUSCLE MAN, MY BOSS HEARD ME MAKING FUN OF YOU, AND

209. HE TOTALLY FIRED ME.

210. YOU GUYS?

211. INFRARED BLAST!

212. INFRARED BLAST!

213. INFRARED BLAST!

214. HUZZAH!

215. DISC MASTERS, THE FORMAT WARS ARE OVER!

216. AGREED.

217. ALL HAIL THE DISC MASTERS!

218. HAIL!

219. Muscle Man: SO, CAN WE WATCH "21-12 TIME ATTACK" NOW?

220. THEY'RE... ATTACKING?

221. BUT THEY'RE FROM ANOTHER TIME!

222. I GUESS IT'S JUST LIKE MY

223. "IN 21-12, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE."

224. THIS TRULY IS A 21-12 TIME ATTACK.

225. WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT MORE HOVERBIKES.

226. DUDE, IT'S GETTING LATE.

227. HOW MUCH IS LEFT?

228. HOURS?

229. Muscle Man: THE DIRECTOR'S ORIGINAL VISION BLOWS.

230. THE PICTURE'S AMAZING.