Regular Show 4x30

Directed by John Infantino • Sean Szeles

Andres Salaff as Timmy (voice) • John Cygan as Archie the Archivist / 8 Track / Cygore (voice) • David Kaye as Beta Max / VHS Guy / Goon #2 (voice) • Steve Blum as VCR-Bitrator / Old Guy #2 / Goon #1 (voice) • Richard Doyle as Old Guy #1 (voice)

The guys need to obtain a LaserDisc player in order to watch the director's cut of a cult classic.

Request examples:

!req Regular Show 4x30 [02:32]
!req Regular Show 4x30 [Regular Show 4x30]
Syntax: !req EPISODE [quote or timestamp] (max. 8 square brackets)

For quotes, now you can request by index (e.g !req Regular Show 4x30 [10-11]; !req Regular Show 4x30 [20] [24]). Keep in mind, though, that index numbers might change at any time.
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Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

Note: you must use specific languages with their specific pages/discord channels.

1. HERE YOU GO.

2. THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE.

3. THANKS.

4. HEY, ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING TOMORROW?

5. MY FAMILY'S HAVING A BARBECUE.

6. WANT TO COME?

7. FUNCTION?

8. PASS.

9. I CAN'T STAND MY OWN FAMILY'S BARBECUES.

10. WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO TO SOMEONE ELSE'S?

11. SHE'S NOT TALKING TO YOU.

12. UM, SO, HOW ABOUT IT?

13. SURE.

14. SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

15. AWESOME!

16. I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR YOU TO MEET EVERYBODY, ESPECIALLY MY

17. DAD.

18. I THINK YOU'LL REALLY LIKE HIM.

19. HE PILOTS THE TRAFFIC HELICOPTER FOR THE LOCAL NEWS.

20. WHAT?

21. WHOA-HO!

22. YOUR DAD IS "CHOPPER SIX"?

23. THAT DUDE RULES!

24. KSSHT!

25. "THIS IS CHOPPER SIX!

26. NOW FLYING OVER A TON OF TRAFFIC.

27. BET ALL YOU LOSERS WISH YOU WERE IN THIS CHOPPER.

28. KSSHT!

29. WHOO!

30. AND THEN HE JUST FLIES OVER SOME BURNING TRUCK AND A 50-CAR

31. PILE-UP!

32. SO COOL.

33. HE IS REALLY COOL, BUT DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN.

34. MARGARET'S DAD CAN BE A PRETTY AGGRESSIVE GUY.

35. IT'S COMMON IN SUCH A MALE-DOMINATED PROFESSION.

36. HE EVEN REFUSES TO SHAKE HANDS WITH ANY GUY MARGARET BRINGS

37. HOME.

38. OH, COME ON.

39. HE'S NOT THAT TOUGH.

40. HE'S SUPER-SWEET WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW HIM.

41. YEAH, I'M SURE WE'LL GET ALONG FINE.

42. WELL, WE GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK.

43. I'LL PICK YOU UP TOMORROW, OKAY?

44. LATER.

45. GREAT. SEE YA.

46. I HAVE TO SHAKE THAT GUY'S HAND.

47. WHAT? WHY?

48. DUDE, IT'S A HUGE DEAL!

49. I'M FINALLY OUT OF THE FRIEND ZONE, AND NOW SHE'S

50. TAKING ME TO MEET HER PARENTS!

51. SO WHAT?

52. YOU WANT TO DATE MARGARET, NOT HER DAD.

53. YOU DON'T GET IT, DUDE.

54. IF MARGARET AND I ARE GONNA DATE, I NEED HER DAD TO LIKE ME.

55. I HAVE TO GET THAT HANDSHAKE.

56. MARGARET! MARGARET!

57. HEY, MOM!

58. SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

59. MOM, THIS IS MORDECAI.

60. HI, MORDECAI.

61. I'M DENISE.

62. MARGARET'S TOLD US SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.

63. OH, HA HA.

64. I HOPE GOOD THINGS.

65. WELL, SHE MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT YOU WEARING A DIAPER?

66. UH...

67. MOM!

68. OH, I'M TEASING! MORDECAI, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU

69. TO THE FAMILY.

70. WE HAVE MARGARET'S COUSINS — RICKY, TOMMY, MARKEY, ROBBY,

71. RONNY, SUZY, STACEY.

72. YOU KNOW JOHN.

73. 'SUP, MORDO!

74. UNCLE TIM, UNCLE DAVE, UNCLE BILL, AUNT THERESA,

75. AUNT MARY BETH, AUNT KATHLEEN, NANA SMITH, GRANDPAPPY JACK.

76. AND OVER AT THE GRILL IS MARGARET'S —

77. DADDY!

78. IS THAT MY LITTLE HUG BUG?

79. GIVE ME A HUG, HUG BUG!

80. DADDY!

81. OH!

82. LOOK AT YOU, SO GROWN-UP!

83. HOW AM I GONNA HUG MY HUG BUG IF I CAN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE HER?

84. DAD!

85. I WAS HERE LAST WEEKEND.

86. HEY, YOU BRING BACK THAT MIXTAPE I LET YOU BORROW?

87. DADDY'S GOT TO HAVE HIS ROCKIN' TUNES FOR CHOPPER SIX!

88. WHOA! HA HA!

89. WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

90. I LOVE ROCKIN' TUNES, TOO!

91. HEH HEH, HEH...

92. DADDY, THIS IS MORDECAI.

93. NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR.

94. THIS THE DIAPER GUY?

95. UH — I BETTER RUSTLE UP SOME MORE

96. BURGERS ON THE GRILL, PUT SOME MEAT ON DIAPER GUY'S BONES HERE.

97. YOU TOLD HIM, TOO?

98. OH, RELAX.

99. HE'S JUST MESSING AROUND.

100. THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW HE LIKES YOU.

101. I GOT TO GET THAT

102. HANDSHAKE.

103. I'M GONNA GO SWIM

104. FOR A BIT. YOU COMING?

105. OH. I DIDN'T BRING A SWIMSUIT.

106. WHY DON'T YOU ASK LITTLE SUZY TO BORROW A SWIM DIAPER?

107. DADDY!

108. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

109. I'VE GOT A SUIT HE CAN WEAR.

110. WOW. YOU GUYS REALLY SPEND A LOT OF TIME

111. TOGETHER.

112. HERE.

113. UH, WHY IS THE FRONT LIKE THAT?

114. THAT'S THE BACK.

115. MAYBE I'LL... SKIP THE POOL.

116. SKIP THE POOL?

117. WHAT, ARE YOU ASHAMED OF YOUR BODY OR SOMETHING?

118. WHAT? NO! I — A REAL MAN DOES NOT GET

119. ASHAMED.

120. PATHETIC.

121. HERE. JUST GIVE IT BACK.

122. I'LL WEAR IT.

123. NO! I'LL WEAR IT!

124. OH, YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT?

125. YEAH. PFFT!

126. IT'S COOL.

127. NOT A PROBLEM.

128. GOOD.

129. UM...

130. OH, FRANK, I THOUGHT YOU THREW THAT SUIT OUT.

131. HEY, I TRIED TO STOP HIM, BUT THE KID WANTED TO WEAR IT.

132. YOU SAID THIS IS WHAT A REAL MAN WOULD WEAR!

133. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

134. BUT — LIAR?

135. NO! NO.

136. IT'S FINE, REALLY.

137. THANKS FOR THE SUIT, FRANK.

138. IT'S "MR. SMITH" TO YOU!

139. AND GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME.

140. UGH!

141. YOU TRYING TO GET A HANDSHAKE FROM OLD MAN FRANK?

142. YEAH.

143. HE'S A TOUGH NUT TO CRACK.

144. BUT THERE IS ONE WAY HE'LL SHAKE YOUR HAND.

145. YOU HAVE TO BEAT HIM AT A CANNONBALL CONTEST.

146. WHAT?

147. HE'S THE BEST CANNONBALLER AROUND.

148. REALLY RESPECTS THE CRAFT, YOU KNOW?

149. HE'LL SHAKE THE HAND OF ANYONE WHO CAN CANNONBALL BETTER THAN

150. HIM.

151. HM-HM.

152. HEY, MR. SMITH, I HEAR YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT CANNONBALLS.

153. YEAH, ONLY THE BEST AROUND.

154. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE CONTEST?

155. YOU'RE CHALLENGING ME TO A CANNONBALL CONTEST IN MY OWN

156. HOME?

157. UH...

158. RECESS IS OVER, SKIN AND BONES.

159. IT'S CANNONBALL TIME.

160. CANNONBALL!

161. BEAT THAT, SMALL FRY!

162. HA! QUITTING.

163. JUST AS I THOUGHT — CANNONBA-A-A-A-LL!

164. WHOO! YEAH!

165. CANNONBA-A-A-LL!

166. CANNONBA-A-A-A-LL!

167. CANNONBA-A-A-A-A-LL!

168. CANNONBA-A-A-A-LL!

169. UGH!

170. ALL RIGHT,

171. MORDECAI!

172. HAD ENOUGH, DIAPER BOY?

173. YOU KIDDING?

174. I COULD CANNONBALL ALL DAY.

175. IS THAT SO?

176. BUT CAN YOU DO A "MANNONBALL"?

177. A WHAT?

178. FRED, BRING CHOPPER SIX AROUND.

179. IT'S MANNONBALL TIME.

180. FRANK, COME ON!

181. JUST LET IT GO!

182. STAY OUT OF IT, DENISE!

183. THIS IS MANNONBALL BUSINESS!

184. I'M GONNA PUT THIS PUNK IN HIS PLACE!

185. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!

186. WAIT, DAD!

187. COME ON!

188. UGH! HE ALWAYS DOES THIS STUFF.

189. YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER — ALWAYS THINKING WITH HIS

190. CHOPPER.

191. BUT THAT'S WHY I LOVE HIM.

192. THAT'S A 50-FOOT DROP.

193. YOU MESS THIS UP, IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN A POOL BOY TO

194. CLEAN IT UP.

195. YOU READY TO CALL IT QUITS?

196. NO.

197. HAVE IT YOUR WAY.

198. FRED, MORE ALTITUDE!

199. AND DON'T BE AFRAID TO SHAKE THINGS UP.

200. ROGER THAT.

201. OHH!

202. IT'S TIME TO GIVE UP,

203. SKIN AND BONES!

204. YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

205. I'M NOT GIVING UP!

206. I'M WINNING THIS CANNONBALL CONTEST!

207. UGH!

208. FRED, TAKE US HIGHER!

209. BUT, FRANK, SHE'S NOT STABLE!

210. DO IT NOW!

211. GIVE UP.

212. YOU CAN'T WIN THIS.

213. WHAT'S YOUR DEAL, MAN?

214. I ONLY DID THIS CONTEST BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO LIKE ME!

215. IT'S NOT ABOUT THE CONTEST!

216. IT'S ABOUT LOSING MY BABY GIRL!

217. WHAT?

218. MARGARET'S GROWN UP SO FAST.

219. EVERY TIME SHE BRINGS ONE OF YOU YAHOOS TO THE THE HOUSE, I'M

220. AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME!

221. I CAN'T LOSE MY HUG BUG!

222. DUDE, MARGARET THINKS YOU'RE THE COOLEST DAD

223. EVER!

224. SHE'S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW GREAT YOU ARE.

225. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE HER DAD!

226. SHE LOVES YOU, MAN!

227. FRED, TAKE US DOWN.

228. THE WINDS ARE TOO STRONG!

229. I'M LOSIN' HER!

230. UNH!

231. AAAAAAH!

232. MR. SMITH!

233. I'M COMING, MR. SMITH!

234. UNH!

235. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

236. SAVING YOU!

237. WHY?

238. I TREATED YOU LIKE GARBAGE!

239. IT DOESN'T MATTER!

240. THE ONLY PERSON I CARE ABOUT IS MARGARET, AND SHE CARES ABOUT

241. YOU, SO HOLD ON!

242. AAH!

243. WELL, THAT'S IT.

244. WE'RE GONNA DIE.

245. I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS!

246. HEY, AT LEAST YOU TRIED!

247. NOT A LOT OF GUYS WOULD RISK THEIR LIVES LIKE THAT!

248. YOU GOT GUTS, KID!

249. IT WAS NICE KNOWIN' YA, MORDECAI!

250. YOU TOO, MR. SMITH!

251. HEY! CALL ME FRANK!

252. THANK YOU, FRA— BEST MANNONBALL EVER.

253. WILL THEY BE

254. ALL RIGHT, DOCTOR?

255. OH, THEY'LL BE FINE.

256. IF THAT HANDSHAKE HADN'T BROKEN THEIR FALL, THEY'D BE DEAD.

257. WE'LL BE ABLE TO SEPARATE THEM IN ABOUT SIX WEEKS.

258. DUDE, MORDECAI!

259. I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED!

260. SO AWESOME!

261. I WANT TO JUMP OUT OF CHOPPER SIX NEXT!

262. MANNONBALL!

263. MANNONBALL!

264. MANNONBALL!

265. YOU KNOW THIS BOZO?

266. NOPE.