1. CARTER! BRIGGS!
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2. CARTER! BRIGGS!
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3. CARTER! BRIGGS!
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4. HEY!
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5. LOOKY WHAT WE GOT HERE,
CARTER.
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6. WHY AM I BEING ARRESTED?
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7. "ATTEMPTED" HIT AND RUN...
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8. AH, "SLAMMY FENDERBEND."
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9. THAT'S NOT MY NAME!
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10. ESCOBEDO, SAMMY.
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11. Carter and Briggs, this is
Commissioner Davis!
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12. YOU TWO ARE LOOSE CANNONS!
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13. WHATEVER,
COMMISSIONER LAME-IS.
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14. CARTER!
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15. BRIGGS!
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16. AW, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
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17. YE-A-A-AH!
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18. "CARTER AND BRIGGS"...
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19. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
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20. YE-A-A-AH!
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21. ESCOBED-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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22. ABOUT THIS SHOW?
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23. THE REALISM.
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24. 1985 POLICE CRUISER.
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25. "ENGINEERED FOR DOING DONUTS."
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26. DONUTS FO' SHO'-NUTS!
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27. BEST COP SHOW EVER!
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28. AND BRIGGS?
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29. YES.
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30. THEY'LL BE AT
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31. WEEKEND, JUDGING THE 8th ANNUAL
DONUT SPINATHON!
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32. SPINATHON!
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33. DONUTS?
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34. THE TIME!
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35. FO' SHO'-NUTS!
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36. SPIN WILL WIN!
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37. WIN!
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38. WIN WHAT?
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39. WIN WHAT?
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40. YOU AND A FRIEND COULD WIN...
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41. "CARTER AND BRIGGS"!
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42. AWESOME!
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43. WE GOT TO GO!
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44. YOU GO FIRST!
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45. DUDE, DUDE, DUDE...
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46. WE GOT TO ENTER THAT CONTEST!
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47. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I
WAS GONNA SAY!
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48. WHAT?
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49. OHHHHH!
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50. NOW IT'S TIME FOR
"CRIMES, SHE TYPED."
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51. OOOOOOH!
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52. WHAT'S SHE GOING TO TYPE THIS
TIME?
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53. WH-O-O-O-OA!
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54. OHHH!
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55. WH-O-O-O-OA!
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56. AWW, MAN!
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57. DUDE, MAYBE WE'RE NOT
AS GOOD AT THIS AS WE THOUGHT.
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58. YEAH.
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59. WHO DO WE KNOW THAT'S REALLY
GOOD AT SPINNING DONUTS?
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60. MUSCLE MAN, WE NEED YOUR HELP.
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61. Muscle Man: CAN'T YOU
TOOLBOXES SEE I'M BUSY
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62. ORGANIZING MY TOOLBOXES?
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63. THERE'S A
DONUT-SPINNING CONTEST, AND WE
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64. NEED TO WIN!
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65. Muscle Man: BUT DONUT SPORTS
ARE OFF-SEASON.
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66. BRIGGS ARE HOLDING IT.
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67. Muscle Man: WHAT?
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68. THAT SHOW'S FOR BABIES, BRO.
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69. COME ON.
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70. WITHOUT YOUR HELP, WE CAN'T —
Muscle Man: BUT I DO LOVE
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71. SPINNING DONUTS.
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72. DAWN.
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73. UP SO EARLY?
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74. I'M GONNA NEED MORE
COFFEE.
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75. Muscle Man: COFFEE'S FOR
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76. PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE
ADRENALINE!
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77. YEAH, GET SOME
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78. UH — MY COFFEE!
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79. Muscle Man: NOW, LISTEN UP!
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80. OR SOMETHING.
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81. YOUR TURN RADIUS SMALL.
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82. TURN RADIUS?
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83. Muscle Man:
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84. CIRCLE.
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85. THE SMALLER THE RADIUS, THE
LONGER YOU CAN HOLD SPIN.
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86. SO, LET'S GET TO WORK ON YOUR
RADIUS!
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87. AWW!
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88. Muscle Man: UGH! I TOLD YOU!
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89. HOLD THE TURN RADIUS!
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90. NOW, DO IT AGAIN!
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91. HOLD IT! HOLD IT!
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92. MASTER THE RADIUS.
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93. THE SMALLER THE RADIUS, THE
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94. LONGER YOU HOLD.
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95. WHOOOO!
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96. GOOD FORM, NICE CIRCLE WORK,
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97. HALF.
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98. ALL RIGHT!
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99. LET'S GET IT DOWN TO ZERO!
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100. Muscle Man: WHOA.
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101. YOU WANT TO DRIVE IN A VORTEX,
BRO?
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102. HUH?
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103. Muscle Man: ZERO TURNING
RADIUS IS ONLY THEORETICAL.
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104. INFINITE DONUTS.
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105. BUT YOU GOT TO SPIN IN A VORTEX.
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106. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO ATTEMPT.
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107. I THINK YOU GUYS ARE READY NOW.
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108. CONGRATULATIONS, LOSERS.
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109. ALL RIGHT, FELLAS.
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110. THE CART IS READY TO GO.
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111. THE FLUIDS, FILLED 'ER WITH
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112. SPECIAL HIGH-OCTANE FUEL, AND
INSTALLED EXTRA-BALD,
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113. NO-FRICTION TIRES.
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114. WITH THESE BABIES, YOU'LL BE
SPINNIN' DONUTS FOR DAYS.
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115. THANKS, SKIPS.
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116. DON'T MENTION IT.
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117. GOOD LUCK OUT THERE.
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118. NOT SO FAST.
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119. CONTEST.
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120. THERE'S NO WAY I'LL LET YOU GUYS
DO IT.
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121. WAIT, WHA—
WHY NOT?
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122. ON TV IF YOU WIN.
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123. OH. LET ME SEE.
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124. WOW. GREAT DESIGN.
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125. HEH.
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126. OH, MAN.
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127. THESE GUYS ARE PRETTY SERIOUS.
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128. Muscle Man: DON'T GET PSYCHED
OUT, BRO.
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129. IT'S NOT ABOUT THE EQUIPMENT.
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130. IT'S ABOUT HEART.
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131. WAIT, THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.
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132. IT'S ABOUT TURN RADIUS.
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133. AND YOU TWO GOT THAT DOWN.
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134. THANKS, MUSCLE MAN.
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135. DUDE, LOOK!
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136. IT'S CARTER AND BRIGGS!
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137. ALL RIGHT.
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138. YOU GUYS READY FOR SOME DONUTS?
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139. I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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140. I SAID, ARE YOU READY?
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141. THANK YOU!
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142. MY HEARING'S NOT SO GOOD!
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143. AND NOW, WHOEVER HOLDS THE
LONGEST SPIN WILL WIN!
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144. [ MID-TEMPO '80s-STYLE POP MUSIC
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145. PLAYS ]
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146. WELCOME TO THE FINAL ROUND!
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147. IT'S REALLY YOU GUYS!
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148. WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES,
CONTESTANTS?
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149. MORDECAI AND RIGBY,
SIR.
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150. YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
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151. ANYWAY...
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152. LET'S SEE WHO YOU'LL BE UP
AGAINST.
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153. Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO!
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154. A MINT-CONDITION 1985 POLICE
CRUISER?
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155. 300 HORSEPOWER V-8?
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156. EXTRA-BALD TIRE SLICKS?
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157. AERODYNAMIC CHASSIS?
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158. AAAH!
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159. HEY, BRIGGS, THOSE GUYS LOOK
LIKE US!
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160. IT IS AN HONOR, CARTER AND
BRIGGS.
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161. AND AS FOR YOU TWO POSERS,
YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
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162. POSERS?
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163. WE DON'T NEED HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
TO BE FANS!
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164. AS ESCOBEDO SAID
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165. "CARTER AND BRIGGS BUST RUSSIA,"
"WE WILL DESTROY THEM,
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166. YOUR HOLINESS."
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167. WELL, AS BRIGGS
SAID IN EPISODE 238, "SHUT YOUR
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168. CRIME HOLE!"
EPISODE 129 — "EAT TASER!"
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169. ALL RIGHT.
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170. WHICH TEAM WILL WIN THE
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171. "CARTER AND BRIGGS"?
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172. PROBABLY THE ONE THAT'S AN
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173. CRUISER.
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174. AM I RIGHT?
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175. AW, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
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176. YE-A-A-AH!
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177. TEAMS, TO YOUR VEHICLES!
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178. Muscle Man: BROS, BROS, DON'T
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179. LISTEN TO THEM.
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180. FOCUS.
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181. THEY HAVE A 1985 POLICE CRUISER
REPLICA, WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH
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182. WINNING MACHINE.
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183. BUT I DON'T TRAIN LOSERS TO
LOSE.
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184. I TRAIN WINNERS TO WIN!
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185. NOW, GO WIN THIS DONUT
SPINATHON, LOSERS!
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186. THANKS... I GUESS.
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187. Muscle Man: UP THE ANTE,
BROS!
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188. HIT THE GREASE!
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189. COME ON!
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190. WHOA!
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191. IS THAT STREET-LEGAL, BRAD?
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192. DOES IT MATTER?
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193. YOU'LL NEVER BREAK
OUR SPIN!
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194. WE GOT MAD SKILLS!
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195. WHO NEEDS SKILLS?
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196. Muscle Man:
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197. HUH! RESISTING DEFEAT?
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198. YOU!
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199. NO!
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200. THE SOONER YOU DIE, THE
SOONER WE'LL BE ON
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201. "CARTER AND BRIGGS."
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202. PSYCHO!
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203. HUH?
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204. OW!
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205. THAT HURT!
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206. WE'RE GONNA WIN!
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207. WE'RE GONNA DIE!
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208. WHAT DO WE DO?
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209. Muscle Man: YOU GONNA DRIVE
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210. IN THE MIDDLE OF A VORTEX, BRO?
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211. DUDE, WE GOT TO DO
ZERO TURNING RADIUS!
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212. SPIN WITH THE VORTEX!
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213. BUT THAT'S CRAZY!
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214. HAVE ANY BETTER IDEAS?
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215. HOLD I-I-I-T!
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216. IT'S WORK-I-I-I-ING!
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217. RADI-U-U-US!
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218. WE HAVE A WINNER!
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219. CONGRATS...
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220. MOTOR-CAI AND SPINS-BY.
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221. SEE YOU TWO ON SET.
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222. PARK!
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223. Shh! BE QUIET.
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224. OUR SCENE IS NEXT.
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225. STREETS WON'T D-DO A THING,
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226. CARTER AND BRIGGS.
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227. YEAH!
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228. CRIME... I-IS LIKE A LIZARD'S
TAIL.
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229. Voice cracking IT ALWAYS —
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230. IT ALWAYS GROWS... BACK?
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231. FRESH AIR, PUNKS, 'CAUSE YOU
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232. WON'T BE BREATHIN' IT FOR A
LONG TIME!
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233. SLAM!
HEY, THAT ACTUALLY
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234. HURT!
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235. SO, WHAT DID
EVERYBODY THINK?
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236. Muscle Man: ... TRAIN THEM TO
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237. ACT.
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238. DUDE...
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239. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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240. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I
WAS GONNA SAY!
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