1. NO, NO.
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2. UH, BURGER.
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3. YO, BROS, WHAT
RHYMES WITH "BURGER"?
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4. SCHMURGER.
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5. HMM.
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6. NOT BAD, NOT BAD.
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7. WHAT RHYMES WITH
"HOTTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD"?
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8. DUDE, MUSCLE MAN,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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9. WHY DON'T YOU HELP US?
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10. I'M BUSY WRITING
A SONG FOR STARLA.
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11. TODAY MARKS A SPECIAL DAY IN
THE HISTORY OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.
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12. IT'S THE ANNIVERSARY OF
WHEN WE FIRST MADE OUT,
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13. AND I WANT IT TO BE REALLY
SPECIAL FOR STARLA.
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14. THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA CALL
K.I.L.I.T. RADIO
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15. AND GET DJ DONNY G.
TO PLAY MY SONG AND
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16. GIVE A SHOUT-OUT TO STARLA.
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17. DUDE, THAT'S
NOT GONNA WORK.
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18. NO, SHE'LL
TOTALLY HEAR IT
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19. 'CAUSE SHE LISTENS TO THE
RADIO LIKE EVERY NIGHT.
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20. NO, DUDE.
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21. DONNY G. DOESN'T
PLAY AMATEUR MUSIC.
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22. YEAH, HE DOESN'T EVEN
TAKE REQUESTS ANYMORE.
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23. YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.
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24. THERE'S NO WAY HE'S
GONNA PLAY YOUR SONG.
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25. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
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26. HELLO.
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27. THIS IS K.I.L.I.T. RADIO.
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28. YEAH, I'D LIKE
DONNY G. TO PLAY MY —
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29. TO TALK TO A K.I.L.I.T.
REPRESENTATIVE, PRESS ZERO.
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30. ARE YOU CALLING IN REGARDS
TO A SONG YOU HEARD?
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31. NO.
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32. I WANT TO
TALK TO SOMEBODY!
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33. ZERO! ZERO! ZERO!
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34. I'M TRANSFERRING YOU
TO OUR BILINGUAL SYSTEM.
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35. NO!
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36. ZERO! ZERO! ZERO!
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37. HOLA.
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38. LLAMASTE RADIO K.I.L.I.T.
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39. I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!
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40. DUDE, MUSCLE MAN,
CALM DOWN.
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41. I'M A FAILURE
OF A BOYFRIEND.
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42. I CAN'T EVEN DO SOMETHING
SPECIAL FOR MY GIRL.
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43. WHY DON'T WE JUST GO DOWN
TO THE RADIO STATION AND
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44. FIND SOMEBODY TO TALK TO?
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45. YEAH, MAYBE SOMEONE
THERE CAN HELP YOU.
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46. YOU'RE RIGHT, BROS.
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47. I NEED TO TAKE
THIS TO THE SOURCE.
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48. WELCOME TO K.I.L.I.T. RADIO.
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49. DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?
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50. UH, NO, BUT —
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51. YOU NEED AN
APPOINTMENT TO ENTER.
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52. GOOD DAY.
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53. K.I.L.I.T. RADIO.
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54. LOOK, I JUST WANT
TO TALK TO SOMEONE.
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55. DO YOU HAVE
AN APPOINTMENT?
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56. NO, I HAVE THIS —
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57. GOOD DAY.
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58. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS PLACE?
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59. SORRY, MUSCLE MAN.
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60. WAIT, WHO'S THAT?
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61. DUDES, I THINK
THAT'S DONNY G.
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62. WHAT?
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63. THAT'S NOT HIM.
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64. DUDE, IT'S HIM.
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65. IS
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66. WATCH.
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67. YO, DONNY G.!
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68. SEE?
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69. WHOO, DONNY G.!
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70. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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71. MY NAME'S MITCH.
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72. BIG FAN.
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73. THA— THANKS, MAN.
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74. LISTEN,
I NEED A BIG FAVOR.
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75. I WROTE THIS SONG FOR
MY GIRLFRIEND, STARLA.
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76. CAN YOU HAVE THEM PLAY
IT ON THE AIR TONIGHT?
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77. UH...
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78. IT WOULD MEAN
SO MUCH TO ME.
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79. YEAH, OKAY, SURE.
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80. I'LL GIVE IT A WHIRL.
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81. AND DO AN
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82. OLD-FASHIONED SHOUT-OUT?
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83. HEY, WHY NOT?
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84. WHOO!
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85. OH, MAN, STARLA'S
GONNA BE SO STOKED.
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86. THANKS, DONNY,
YOU'RE THE BEST.
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87. NO PROBLEM, MY MAN.
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88. WELL, THAT WAS EASY.
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89. YEAH, WE TOTALLY GOT
THE HOOKUP FROM DONNY G.
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90. MAN, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
STARLA'S FACE TONIGHT.
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91. SHE'S GONNA BE
REAL APPRECIATIVE.
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92. OH, NO, BRO.
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93. YO, DONNY!
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94. DONNY G.!
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95. LOOK, MAN,
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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96. IS
'CAUSE I SAW YOU.
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97. I USED TO THINK
YOU WERE COOL.
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98. YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
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99. A CD PLAYER
COULD DO YOUR JOB.
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100. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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101. I STILL HAVE A VOICE.
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102. AND THIS VOICE ON THIS TAPE
WON'T BE SILENCED BY YOU.
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103. Shh! Shh! Shh!
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104. I SAID I WON'T
BE SILENCED!
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105. OKAY, OKAY.
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106. BUT WE CAN'T TALK HERE.
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107. I'M SORRY FOR THE SECRECY.
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108. IT'S NOT SAFE TO TALK BACK
AT THE RADIO STATION.
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109. LOOK, MITCH,
YOU WERE RIGHT
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110. ABOUT EVERYTHING
YOU SAID BACK THERE.
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111. THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
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112. I HAVEN'T PLAYED A
SONG IN A LONG TIME.
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113. BACK IN THE DAY, K.I.L.I.T. WAS
RUN BY THE BEST DEEJAYS AROUND.
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114. WE WERE THE HEART AND
SOUL OF THE STATION,
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115. AND WE LOVED EVERY
MINUTE OF IT.
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116. THIS IS DJ DONNY G.,
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117. AND WE GOT THE 9:00 POWER ROCK
BLOCK COMING UP NEXT FOR Y'ALL.
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118. BUT FIRST, A SHOUT-OUT TO
CHARLES Z. FROM WENDY R. —
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119. LOVE YOU, BABE.
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120. 'CAUSE THAT'S
HOW WE KILL IT!
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121. THINGS WERE GOING GREAT,
UNTIL ONE DAY,
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122. THE TOP EXECUTIVES SHOWED UP
AND ENFORCED A NEW AUTOMATED
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123. DEEJAY SYSTEM JUST SO THEY
COULD CUT THE BUDGET IN HALF.
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124. LITTLE DID THEY KNOW,
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125. THE SYSTEM LEARNED TO
DEEJAY AT A GEOMETRIC RATE,
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126. AND ON AUGUST 4th,
2:14 P.M. EASTERN TIME,
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127. IT BECAME SELF-AWARE.
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128. THAT WAS THE
DAY THE MUSIC DIED.
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129. STAY, DONNY.
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130. WE HAVE A SPECIAL
JOB FOR YOU.
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131. YOU MUST STAY.
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132. AS TIME WENT ON, K.I.L.I.T.
RADIO'S NEW FORMAT
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133. GREW IN POPULARITY.
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134. THIS IS K.I.L.I.T. RADIO.
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135. CLEAN OUT YOUR EARHOLES,
DUMMIES.
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136. AND AS FOR MY
SPECIAL JOB...
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137. NOW CLEAN ME, DONNY.
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138. CLEAN ME.
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139. SO, THAT'S NOT YOUR
VOICE ON THE AIR?
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140. NO.
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141. IT'S JUST A COMPUTERIZED
SIMULATION OF IT.
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142. SO, THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T
TAKE REQUESTS ANYMORE.
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143. K.I.L.I.T. NEEDS THE
HUMAN TOUCH BACK.
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144. IT NEEDS DJ DONNY G.
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145. NAH, THOSE DAYS ARE OVER.
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146. NOW I'M JUST
DJ DONNY THE JANITOR.
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147. WELL, FORGET THAT.
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148. YOU NEED TO GET
BACK ON THE AIR.
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149. AH, WHAT'S THE POINT?
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150. THE POINT IS NOT TO
LET SOME LAME MACHINE
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151. TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.
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152. RADIO SHOULD BE
FOR THE PEOPLE,
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153. BY THE PEOPLE.
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154. YOU'RE RIGHT.
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155. I'M GLAD YOU THINK
SO, DONNY G.
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156. 'CAUSE I GOT A SONG TO PLAY, AND
YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN TO DO IT.
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157. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET
YOU BACK ON THE AIR?
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158. UNKNOWN
INDIVIDUALS DETECTED.
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159. WHO ARE THESE
PEOPLE, DONNY?
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160. UH, THEY'RE, UH...
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161. REPAIRMEN I HIRED TO
FIX A COUPLE OF THINGS.
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162. CAN'T DO IT ALL MYSELF.
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163. IT'S ON TO US.
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164. DUDE, BE COOL.
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165. YOU MAY ENTER.
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166. ALL RIGHT, BOYS, THE
TROUBLE'S DOWN IN THE BASEMENT.
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167. LET'S GET YOU
FELLAS SET UP.
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168. OKAY, WE'LL GRAB
SOME OLD EQUIPMENT
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169. AND PATCH INTO THE
SYSTEM MANUALLY.
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170. COME ON.
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171. YOU ARE PLANNING TO OVERRIDE
THE AUTOMATED BROADCAST.
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172. UH, NO?
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173. INTRUDERS MUST
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174. NOT BEFORE STARLA
HEARS MY SONG.
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175. WE NEED TO GET UP TO THE
MAIN BROADCAST ROOM PRONTO.
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176. AAH!
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177. DUDE,
TAKE OUT THE CAMERAS.
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178. TO THE ELEVATOR.
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179. AAH!
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180. DONNY, YOU ARE
ACTING VERY FOOLISHLY.
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181. WE MADE IT!
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182. NO, BRO!
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183. HOLD THEM OFF
WHILE I SET UP.
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184. AAH!
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185. AAH!
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186. HUH?
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187. OKAY, GUYS,
WE'RE READY.
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188. OOH!
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189. DONNY G.!
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190. DONNY G.
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191. MITCH.
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192. THE TAPE, MITCH.
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193. WHAT DO I DO
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194. LEAVE IT TO ME.
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195. DON'T DO IT, DONNY.
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196. IF YOU PLAY THE TAPE,
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197. I WILL BE FORCED TO
DESTROY THE WHOLE STATION.
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198. GO.
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199. SAVE YOURSELVES.
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200. NO MATTER WHAT YOU HEAR,
JUST KEEP RUNNING.
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201. I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU,
DONNY G.
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202. I'LL NEVER
FORGET YOU, MITCH.
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203. YOU GAVE ME
MY LIFE BACK.
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204. LET'S BOOK.
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205. DON'T DO IT, DONNY.
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206. I'M THE DEEJAY NOW,
REMEMBER?
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207. NOW I'M GONNA SHOW YOU
HOW I KILL IT!
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208. NOOO!
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209. HEY, ALL YOU COOL CATS.
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210. THIS IS YOUR MAIN
MAN ON THE MICROPHONE,
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211. DONNY G., COMING AT YOU
LIVE FOR ONE LAST TIME
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212. WITH ONE LAST
VERY SPECIAL REQUEST.
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213. JOINING ME HERE AT
THE K.I.L.I.T. STUDIO
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214. IS MY MAIN MAN MITCH, AND
HE'S GOT A VERY SPECIAL SONG
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215. FOR A VERY SPECIAL LADY —
STARLA.
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216. OH, MITCH!
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217. MITCH!
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218. YOU DID THIS ALL FOR ME?
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219. I'D DO ANYTHING
FOR YOU, BABE.
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220. DID YOU LIKE THE SONG?
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221. IT WAS SO ROMANTIC.
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222. YOU REMEMBERED THE ANNIVERSARY
OF THE FIRST TIME WE MADE OUT.
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223. NOT ONLY THAT.
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224. I REMEMBERED
HOW WE DID IT.
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225. I DON'T KNOW.
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226. THAT SONG WAS
KIND OF LAME.
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227. YEAH.
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228. BUT IT WAS PRETTY RAD HOW
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229. YEAH, THAT WAS LIKE
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