1. EGGS AND SAUSAGE,
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2. HOT SAUCE AND KETCHUP — NOW,
THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HEALTHY BIG
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3. BREAKFAST!
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4. WORRIED 'BOUT YOUR
THIGHS?
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5. PUT THE MAYONNAISE ON THE SIDE.
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6. I SAID MAYONNAISE ON THE SIDE!
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7. WHY YOU STARIN' AT MY THIGHS?
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8. ON THE SIDE, I KEEP
MY MAYO.
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9. ALL MY PEOPLE, SAY HEY-O!
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10. YEAH, I HATE MAYO.
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11. NO, IT'S COOL.
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12. IT'S FINE. YEAH, NO.
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13. NO, I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
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14. 'KAY, BYE.
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15. DUDE, MARGARET, THESE
EGGS ARE GOOD!
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16. GOT ANY EXTRA MAYO?
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17. WHAT'S WRONG?
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18. JUST BAILED ON ME.
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19. RIDE TO THE AIRPORT.
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20. WAIT.
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21. YOU'RE GOING ON A TRIP?
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22. YEAH.
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23. DIDN'T I TELL YOU?
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24. IT'S JUST THIS —
I'M GOING TO CHECK OUT THIS
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25. UNIVERSITY UPSTATE.
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26. WELL, I'D PROBABLY NEVER EVEN
GET IN, BUT —
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27. WOW. A UNIVERSITY.
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28. ALREADY IN SCHOOL.
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29. YEAH, THE COMMUNITY
COLLEGE.
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30. BUT I'M JUST GETTING MY GENERAL
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31. REALLY WANT TO DO.
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32. HEY, SORRY.
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33. I GOT TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
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34. IS FIRST THING TOMORROW, SO I
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35. CAN'T MISS MY FLIGHT TONIGHT.
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36. HEY, MARGARET.
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37. I CAN TAKE YOU.
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38. REALLY?
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39. YEAH, SURE.
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40. I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE.
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41. OH, MY GOSH.
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42. THANK YOU. YOU'RE A LIFE SAVER!
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43. EH...
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44. WAIT.
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45. A RIDE, AND NOT BECAUSE YOU BET
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46. SOMEONE YOU COULD, OR —
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47. WHAT? COME ON. WHEN HAVE I —
BE QUIET.
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48. LOOK — NO BETS, NO NOTHING.
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49. I JUST WANT TO HELP YOU OUT.
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50. 'CAUSE I JUST NEED
A SIMPLE RIDE TO THE AIRPORT.
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51. WE LEAVE EARLY, GET THERE WITH
PLENTY OF TIME.
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52. NO GETTING OFF TRACK.
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53. NO CRAZINESS.
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54. TRUST ME. I GOT IT.
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55. OKAY.
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56. SORRY. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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57. THIS IS REALLY NICE OF YOU,
MORDECAI.
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58. NO PROBLEM.
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59. OF THE MAIN BUILDING AT 6:00.
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60. 6:00. GOT IT.
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61. I'M GONNA SEE IF
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62. LEFT FOR YOU.
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63. YEA-YEAH!
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64. YES, MR. MAELLARD.
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65. I'M SORRY, SIR.
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66. BENSON?
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67. ABSOLUTELY.
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68. I'M WORKING ON IT RIGHT NOW.
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69. OF COURSE, SIR. I —
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70. WHAT IS IT, MORDECAI?
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71. UH...
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72. YOU REDECORATE IN HERE?
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73. HA! I KNEW IT!
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74. NEW POSTER, RIGHT?
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75. HA. REALLY COOL.
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76. CAN I BORROW THE CART?
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77. WHAT?
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78. SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORKING?
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79. LEAVES.
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80. OH. YEAH, YEAH.
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81. I FINISHED THAT.
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82. CAN I BORROW THE CART?
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83. WHAT?
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84. CART?
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85. LOOK, I'M BUSY.
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86. WHAT DO YOU WANT? SPEAK UP!
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87. CAN I BORROW THE CART?
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88. NO.
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89. BUT YOU CAN BORROW MY CAR.
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90. REALLY?
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91. MY CAR'S IN THE SHOP
GETTING SOME WORK DONE.
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92. CALM DOWN!
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93. IT'S JUST BEING DETAILED.
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94. ANYWAY, IF YOU GO PICK IT UP,
YOU CAN BORROW IT.
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95. THAT.
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96. THANKS, BENSON.
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97. YOU'RE THE BEST.
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98. EH, SAVES ME THE
TRIP.
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99. HERE'S THE ADDRESS.
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100. DOWNTOWN?
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101. THE WAY OVER THERE?
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102. WALKING SHOES!
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103. YES, MR. MAELLARD.
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104. UGH!
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105. HEY. EXCUSE ME.
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106. MID-TOWN?
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107. WELL, SURE.
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108. THE FASTEST WAY IS THROUGH 7th.
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109. COOL. 7th. THANKS.
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110. BUT I WOULDN'T GO THROUGH
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111. HELLO?
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112. Mordecai.
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113. What's up?
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114. MARGARET! HEY. HI.
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115. HOW'S IT GOING?
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116. Good!
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117. Just heading to my class.
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118. OH, YEAH?
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119. HEY.
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120. HEY, WHERE YOU GOIN', MAN?
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121. HEY, IS THAT A CELLPHONE?
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122. NO CELLPHONES, MAN.
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123. CAN'T YOU READ?
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124. DON'T HAVE ANY
CHANGE, MAN.
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125. SORRY.
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126. SOMETHING.
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127. Hey, so, you're
still cool to pick me up later,
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128. yeah?
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129. YEAH!
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130. WE'RE ALL SET.
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131. Awesome.
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132. You know, I really appreciate
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133. The people you can count on for
rides to the airport, those are
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134. the most important people in
your life.
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135. YEAH, EXACTLY!
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136. I mean, I don't
you
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137. in the first place.
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138. YEAH, I KNOW.
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139. HEY, CAN YOU HOLD ON A SEC?
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140. HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP?
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141. DIDN'T YOU HEAR MY BOYS
EARLIER?
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142. NO CELLPHONES.
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143. WHAT? WHY NOT?
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144. NOBODY TALKS BACK TO
THE WICKETS!
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145. "THE WICKEDS"?
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146. WICKETS! WICKETS!
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147. DON'T YOU PLAY CROQUET?
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148. OKAY, THE WICKETS!
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149. I'M SORRY!
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150. ACTUALLY, "THE WICKEDS" KIND
OF SOUNDS TOUGHER, REALLY.
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151. WELL, WHAT ABOUT "THE WICKED
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152. THAT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL.
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153. QUIET!
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154. WE'LL DISCUSS IT AT OUR NEXT
GENERAL MEETING!
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155. I GUESS YOU'RE NOT FROM AROUND
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156. OUR TURF!
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157. YEAH!
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158. Mordecai, whose
voice is that?
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159. WHAT? UH, JUST —
NOBODY.
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160. OH, HE THINKS WE'RE NOBODIES.
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161. LOOK, GUYS.
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162. I'M JUST TRYING TO GET TO THE
MECHANIC'S.
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163. Mordecai, are you
in trouble?
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164. WHAT?
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165. TROUBLE? NO.
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166. YOU DON'T WANT TROUBLE?
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167. THEN DON'T BREAK THE RULES!
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168. AGAINST CELLPHONES?
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169. THEY'RE RUDE!
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170. I GOT TO GO.
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171. I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
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172. See you at 6:00.
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173. BYE.
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174. SMART KID.
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175. LET THIS BE A WARNING TO YOU,
MORDECAI.
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176. NO CELLPHONES IN OUR TERRITORY!
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177. GOT IT?
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178. NOBODY CROSSES THE WICKETS!
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179. WICKETS! WICKETS!
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180. FINALLY.
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181. CAN I HELP YOU?
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182. YEAH.
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183. I'M PICKING UP THE WAGON.
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184. IS IT ALL SET?
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185. YEAH. THE KEYS ARE —
YOU'RE NOT BENSON.
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186. NO, I'M MORDECAI.
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187. ONLY OWNER CAN PICK UP CAR.
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188. WHAT?
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189. BUT BENSON SENT ME!
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190. RULES ARE RULES.
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191. DUDE, COME ON.
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192. TO THE AIRPORT, AND I'M ALREADY
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193. RUNNING LATE!
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194. I
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195. UGH!
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196. Hello?
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197. BENSON, I'M AT THE
MECHANICS.
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198. HE WON'T LET ME TAKE YOUR CAR
'CAUSE I'M NOT YOU!
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199. Fine.
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200. I'll just pick it up tomorrow.
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201. NO!
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202. I NEED TO BORROW IT NOW!
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203. REMEMBER?
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204. Put me on speaker.
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205. HEY, BENSON WANTS
TO TALK TO YOU.
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206. HELLO?
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207. Listen, Raymond.
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208. Can you please just give
Mordecai my car?
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209. BENSON, RULES IS RULES!
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210. Look, I'm too busy to
go down there.
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211. Some of us have real jobs!
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212. OH, WHAT?
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213. RAYMOND DON'T HAVE REAL JOB?
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214. If the coveralls fit!
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215. OH, GEEZ.
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216. LISTEN.
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217. WHO DO YOU THINK FIXED YOUR CAR?
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218. MORDECAI, PUT
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219. Sure, sure.
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220. MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE
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221. AWAY!
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222. MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE
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223. AWAY.
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224. MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY!
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225. MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY!
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226. MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY!
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227. MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY!
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228. OH, YEAH?
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229. THE WICKETS!
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230. WE WARNED YOU, MORDECAI.
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231. LOOK, LEAVE ME
ALONE!
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232. GO BACK TO PLAYING MINI-GOLF!
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233. IT'S CROQUET! AAH!
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234. BENSON, I GOT TO
GO!
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235. Wait.
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236. AAH!
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237. HEY! WICKETS!
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238. HEY!
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239. AAH!
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240. HEY, MARGARET.
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241. NO TIME!
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242. AT 6:30, NOT 9:30!
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243. WE HAVE LIKE 15 MINUTES TO GET
TO THE AIRPORT!
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244. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DRIVE FAST?
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245. NOT A PROBLEM.
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246. MORDECAI...
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247. SAYING YOUR NAME?
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248. WHAT?
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249. NO, I DON'T THINK SO!
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250. WHAT THE HECK?
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251. WHAT'S GOING ON?
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252. OKAY.
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253. DON'T FREAK OUT, BUT THOSE GUYS
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254. USING A CELLPHONE.
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255. WHAT?
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256. I CAN EXPLAIN!
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257. NO, LET ME GUESS!
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258. YOU LOST A BET, OR DID YOU
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259. ARGYLE-WEARING CRIME LORD?
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260. IT'S BENSON'S CAR!
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261. THAT'S IT!
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262. I'M CALLING THE COPS.
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263. NO!
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264. I SAID NO CELLPHONES!
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265. HANG ON.
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266. COME ON! COME ON!
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267. UGH, THIS IS
HOPELESS!
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268. THESE GUYS WON'T QUIT!
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269. I WON'T QUIT,
EITHER.
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270. MORDECAI!
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271. JUST TRUST ME.
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272. OKAY! I TRUST YOU!
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273. HEY!
WE'RE NOT GONNA
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274. MAKE IT!
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275. JUMP ON!
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276. BOARDING IS NOW CLOSED.
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277. THANK YOU.
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278. WAIT! PLEASE!
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279. I NEED TO GET ON THIS FLIGHT!
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280. HOLD THE GATE, PLEASE.
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281. THANK YOU!
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282. THANK YOU!
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283. SEE? WE MADE IT!
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284. YEAH!
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285. LOOK — I'M SORRY FOR ALL THAT
STUFF I SAID BEFORE.
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286. I WAS KIND OF FREAKING OUT.
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287. I NEVER SHOULD HAVE DOUBTED YOU.
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288. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
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289. I'M SERIOUS!
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290. YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.
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291. I MEAN, THERE'S NOT A LOT OF
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292. PEOPLE I CAN SAY THAT ABOUT.
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293. MA'AM!
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294. I SHOULD GET GOING.
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295. YEAH.
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296. WELL, SEE YOU.
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297. YEAH.
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298. UH, I MEAN, SEE YOU.
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299. YEAH. BYE.
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300. UH... WAIT!
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301. GOO— GOOD LUCK.
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302. THANKS.
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303. UH —
NOTHING. SORRY. SEE YOU.
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304. SEE YOU SOON.
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305. UH, BYE.
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