1. DUDE, HURRY!Copy !req
2. IT'S BACK! IT'S BACK!Copy !req
3. AAH-HA-HA!Copy !req
4. WE NOW RETURN TO...Copy !req
5. "FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU.Copy !req
6. FOOL ME TWICE, I PUNCH YOUR
FACE!"Copy !req
7. HAI! I AM ANNOUNCERBOT!Copy !req
8. WHOO! YEAH!Copy !req
9. AND NOW HERE'S SHINEHARA!Copy !req
10. THANK YOU, ANNOUNCERBOT.Copy !req
11. I AM GAMEMASTER
MITSURU SHINEHARA.Copy !req
12. BEFORE BREAK, CLIVE FROM U.K.Copy !req
13. FOOL ME ONCE...Copy !req
14. SHAME... ON... YOU!Copy !req
15. WH-O-O-O-OA!Copy !req
16. WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
17. JAPANESE GAME SHOW.Copy !req
18. ROUND 2!Copy !req
19. NOW, CLIVE, TRY TO FOOL ME
AGAIN.Copy !req
20. WELL, I'D
LIKE TO SHINEHARA-SAN, BUTCopy !req
21. YOU'VE GOT SOME FOOD STUCK
BETWEEN YOUR TEETH.Copy !req
22. OH!Copy !req
23. ANNOUNCERBOT, PLEASE, FETCH
TOOTHPICK.Copy !req
24. HA HA! FOOLED YOU MATE!Copy !req
25. YEEAH!Copy !req
26. YOU FOOL ME TWICE!Copy !req
27. BAKA BLITZ!Copy !req
28. DUDE, HE'S A GONER.Copy !req
29. NOBODY'S EVER COMPLETED THE
"BAKA BLITZ."Copy !req
30. YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO REACH
GOAL AND GRAB MYSTERY PRIZE.Copy !req
31. BUT IF TIME RUNS OUT OR YOU GIVE
UP, I PUNCH YOUR FACE.Copy !req
32. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE
MYSTERY PRIZE IS?Copy !req
33. I HEARD IT'S A BAJILLION YEN,
WHICH IS LIKE A MAJILLIONCopy !req
34. DOLLARS!Copy !req
35. I HEARD IT'S AN
800-POUND TUNA.Copy !req
36. YOU COULD BUY A HOUSE WITH THAT
IN JAPAN.Copy !req
37. YOU KNOW WHAT I
HEARD?Copy !req
38. THIS SHOW IS GARBAGE!Copy !req
39. CLIVE, READY?Copy !req
40. GO!Copy !req
41. COME ON! YEAH!Copy !req
42. AAH! OOF!Copy !req
43. MY EYES!Copy !req
44. NO MORE!Copy !req
45. OHH!Copy !req
46. WHY ARE YOU GUYS INTO THIS
STUFF?Copy !req
47. 'CAUSE IT'S FUNNY.Copy !req
48. YOU'RE A WET BLANKET, MAN!Copy !req
49. NO, I'M NOT!Copy !req
50. ATTENTION, U.S. VIEWERS.Copy !req
51. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, WE ARE
LOOKING FOR AMERICANCopy !req
52. CONTESTANTS.Copy !req
53. DURING BROADCAST TOMORROW, WE
WILL FLASH PHONE NUMBER.Copy !req
54. BE FIRST TO CALL AND YOU'LL BE
ON SHOW!Copy !req
55. YOU JUST WON!Copy !req
56. WHOA! I'M IN JAPAN!Copy !req
57. LAND LINE ONLY.Copy !req
58. I KNOW WHAT WE'RE
DOING AT 4:30 TOMORROW.Copy !req
59. NOT ON THE PARK
PHONES YOU'RE NOT.Copy !req
60. BUT IT SAYS LAND
LINES ONLY!Copy !req
61. THAT'S A
LONG-DISTANCE CALL.Copy !req
62. WE COULD WIN THE
MYSTERY PRIZE.Copy !req
63. HM-HM!Copy !req
64. GO!Copy !req
65. 2.2 SECONDS.Copy !req
66. STILL NEEDS WORK.Copy !req
67. HEY, BENSON.Copy !req
68. HOW'S IT GOING?Copy !req
69. WHAT'S UP, MAN?Copy !req
70. WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT USING THE PARK PHONE?Copy !req
71. UGH!Copy !req
72. I FEEL SOMETHING KIND OF DAMP.Copy !req
73. YEAH, I FEEL IT, TOO.Copy !req
74. WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?Copy !req
75. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
76. FEELS KIND OF LIKE A WET
BLANKET.Copy !req
77. VERY FUNNY.Copy !req
78. NOW HANG IT UP AND PUT THE TV
BACK IN THE LIVING ROOM!Copy !req
79. AW, COME ON,
BENSON!Copy !req
80. WE REALLY THINK WE CAN
DO THIS.Copy !req
81. I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
82. IF I CATCH YOU TRYING THIS
AGAIN, YOU'RE FIRED!Copy !req
83. M-A-A-AN...Copy !req
84. THIS BLOWS.Copy !req
85. I CAN'T THINK OF A SINGLE REASON
TO KEEP ON LIVING IF WE CAN'T BECopy !req
86. ON THIS SHOW.Copy !req
87. WAIT!Copy !req
88. WHAT?Copy !req
89. I HAVE A PLAN, AND
IT IS THE SINGLE MOST PERFECTCopy !req
90. PLAN IN THE HISTORY OF PLANS.Copy !req
91. I KNOW WHAT WE'RECopy !req
92. DOING AT 4:30 TOMORROW.Copy !req
93. DO YOU THINK HE FELLCopy !req
94. FOR IT?Copy !req
95. OF COURSE, DUDE.Copy !req
96. I WENT TO ART SCHOOL.Copy !req
97. YOU DIDN'T GRADUATE.Copy !req
98. QUIET!Copy !req
99. OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT
NOW!Copy !req
100. WELCOME TO "FOOL ME ONCE,Copy !req
101. SHAME ON YOU.Copy !req
102. FOOL ME TWICE, I PUNCH YOUR
FACE."Copy !req
103. JUST SHOW THE NUMBER!Copy !req
104. YOU TWO BETTER NOT
CALL THAT NUMBER!Copy !req
105. COME ON!Copy !req
106. HANG UP THAT PHONE
NOW!Copy !req
107. THE NUMBER IS...Copy !req
108. DUDE, DIAL!Copy !req
109. I'M DIALING!Copy !req
110. HELLO! WE HAVE A WINNER!Copy !req
111. WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES,
CONTESTANTS?Copy !req
112. OMIGOSH!Copy !req
113. WHAT THE —
WELCOME, FIRST AMERICANCopy !req
114. CONTESTANTS OMIGOSH, ER, AND
WHAT THE!Copy !req
115. NO, NO, NO, THERE'SCopy !req
116. BEEN A MISTAKE, AND WE NEED TO
LEAVE.Copy !req
117. OUR NAMES ARE BENSON, MORDECAI,
AND RIGBY.Copy !req
118. OH, YOU FOOL ME ONCE!Copy !req
119. SHAME... ON... YOU!Copy !req
120. NO!Copy !req
121. WE WEREN'T EVEN TRYING TO FOOL
YOU!Copy !req
122. BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE.Copy !req
123. THIS MAKES NO SENSE!Copy !req
124. YOU FOOL ME TWICE!Copy !req
125. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!Copy !req
126. BAKA BLITZ!Copy !req
127. BAKA BLITZ!Copy !req
128. BAKA BLITZ!Copy !req
129. STOP!Copy !req
130. STOP!Copy !req
131. I REFUSE TO PLAY!Copy !req
132. BAKA BLITZ!Copy !req
133. WHOA!Copy !req
134. AWESOME.Copy !req
135. YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO GET TO
GOAL.Copy !req
136. BUT IF YOU GIVE UP BEFORE TIME
ENDS, I PUNCH YOUR FACES.Copy !req
137. AWESOME!Copy !req
138. WAIT. WHAT?Copy !req
139. I JUST WANTED TO
SAY, WE'RE GONNA MAKE HISTORYCopy !req
140. TONIGHT!Copy !req
141. WE'RE GONNA BE THE FIRST EVER TO
WIN THE MYSTERY PRIZE!Copy !req
142. YEE-AH!Copy !req
143. U.S.A.! U.S.A.!Copy !req
144. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!Copy !req
145. COME ON! SAY "U.S.A."Copy !req
146. WITH US, BENSON.Copy !req
147. ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY?Copy !req
148. YOU GUYS SAID NOBODY'S EVER BEAT
IT BEFORE!Copy !req
149. DUDE, WE'VE WATCHED
IT A MILLION TIMES.Copy !req
150. THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE WE'LL WIN
THE MYSTERY PRIZE.Copy !req
151. A CHANCE?Copy !req
152. WHAT IF WE GET PUNCHED IN THE
FACE?Copy !req
153. BENSON, THIS IS TV.Copy !req
154. NOBODY REALLY GETS HURT.Copy !req
155. SINCERITY SPOTLIGHT!Copy !req
156. YOU KNOW, WE HAVE LOTS OF
FUN ON SHOW, AND I MAY NOT SHOWCopy !req
157. HATE
FOOLED.Copy !req
158. SO IT HAS BEEN GREAT PLEASURE
DEFENDING PRIZE BY PUNCHINGCopy !req
159. LIARS IN FACE.Copy !req
160. LET'S WATCH.Copy !req
161. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THECopy !req
162. ONLY CONTESTANT WHO DIDN'T DIE?Copy !req
163. I CAN'T FEEL ME FACE, BUT AT
LEAST I'M ALIVE!Copy !req
164. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.Copy !req
165. LISTEN, I — WAIT!Copy !req
166. COME ON. CAN'T WE FORFEIT?Copy !req
167. READY?Copy !req
168. WHAT ARE WE GONNACopy !req
169. DO?Copy !req
170. BENSON?Copy !req
171. COME ON, FELLAS.Copy !req
172. WE GOT A GAME SHOW TO WIN.Copy !req
173. GO!Copy !req
174. COME ON!Copy !req
175. DO YOU GIVE UP?Copy !req
176. NO!Copy !req
177. UGH!Copy !req
178. WORRY NOT, MY PET.Copy !req
179. NO ONE HAS EVER MADE IT THROUGH
THE GUTINATOR.Copy !req
180. HURRY!Copy !req
181. WE CAN'T...Copy !req
182. THIS IS WHAT YOU
WANTED, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
183. IT LOOKED SO MUCH
EASIER ON TV.Copy !req
184. MAKE IT STOP!Copy !req
185. OHH!Copy !req
186. I WANT TO GO HOME.Copy !req
187. COME ON.Copy !req
188. THE GOAL!Copy !req
189. DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.Copy !req
190. HUH?Copy !req
191. OHH!Copy !req
192. NOBODY'S EVER WON, AND NOBODY
EVER WILL.Copy !req
193. WHOA, WHOA...Copy !req
194. YOU CAN'T SHOOT US!Copy !req
195. SHOOT?Copy !req
196. WHA?Copy !req
197. DUDE, WHAT'S UP WITH
YOUR HAND?Copy !req
198. IT'S GONE TOO LONG WITHOUT
PUNCHING A FACE.Copy !req
199. UNH!Copy !req
200. AAAAAH!Copy !req
201. BUT YOU CAN'T PUNCH
US!Copy !req
202. WE HAVEN'T GIVEN UP!Copy !req
203. TOO BAD!Copy !req
204. IT IS MY SHOW!Copy !req
205. YAAAH!Copy !req
206. RUN!Copy !req
207. ANY LAST WORDS?Copy !req
208. LOOK! IT'S MT. FUJI!Copy !req
209. HUH?Copy !req
210. AAH!Copy !req
211. RUN! RUN!Copy !req
212. NO!Copy !req
213. YOU FOOLED ME THREE TIMES!Copy !req
214. NO! NO!Copy !req
215. AAH!Copy !req
216. THE AMERICANS ARE ALMOST
THERE!Copy !req
217. HACHI!Copy !req
218. SHICHI!Copy !req
219. ROKU!Copy !req
220. GO!Copy !req
221. SHI!Copy !req
222. SAN!Copy !req
223. NI!Copy !req
224. ICHI!Copy !req
225. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!Copy !req
226. EXCELLENT WORK.Copy !req
227. YOU HAVE WON THE MYSTERY PRIZE.Copy !req
228. YOUR CHOICE OF...Copy !req
229. A STATE-OF-THE-ART CLIPBOARD
WITH BUILT-IN CLOCK ANDCopy !req
230. CALCULATOR, OR...Copy !req
231. A TRIP TO SPACE CAMP!Copy !req
232. SPACE CAMP!Copy !req
233. CLIPBOARD!Copy !req
234. CONGRATULATIONS!Copy !req
235. YOU ARE THE FIRST CONTESTANTS TO
BEAT THE BAKA BLITZ WITHOUTCopy !req
236. BEING PUNCHED OR DYING.Copy !req
237. THIS MEANS I HAVE FAILED.Copy !req
238. GOMEN-NASAI, SHINAHARA-SENPAI.Copy !req
239. HELLO?Copy !req
240. READY TO GET PICKED UP FROM
SPACE CAMP?Copy !req
241. YEAH, BUT —
I'M HAVING THE TIMECopy !req
242. OF MY LIFE!Copy !req
243. PLEASE HELP US.Copy !req