1. ALL RIGHT,
"THAT'S MY TELEVISION" FANS, ARECopy !req
2. YOU EXCITED TO BE HERE?Copy !req
3. WELL, YOU SHOULD BE BECAUSECopy !req
4. IN A MOMENT, YOUR FAVORITE '80s
TELEVISION STAR, RGB2, WILL BECopy !req
5. ONLY
AUTOGRAPH OF HIS LONG ANDCopy !req
6. ILLUSTRIOUS CAREER!Copy !req
7. BUT FIRST, SOME OF YOUR FAVORITECopy !req
8. RGB2 MOMENTS!Copy !req
9. I HOPE YOU SAVED ROOM FORCopy !req
10. DESSERT!Copy !req
11. RGB2, ROOM FOR DESSERT
DOESN'T ACTUALLY MEAN A WHOLECopy !req
12. FULL OF DESSERT!Copy !req
13. I WANT TO WATCH FOOTBALL!Copy !req
14. I WANT TO WATCH DANCING!Copy !req
15. HEY, COME ON, IT'S MY TURN
TO DRIVE.Copy !req
16. MY PARENTS NEVER LET ME DO
ANYTHING!Copy !req
17. WELL, I HOPE YOU SAVED ROOM
FOR DESSERT.Copy !req
18. AWW!Copy !req
19. AND THE MAN OF THE HOUR,Copy !req
20. RGB2, EVERYONE!Copy !req
21. HOPE YOU SAVED ROOM FOR
DESSERT!Copy !req
22. NOW, THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALLCopy !req
23. BEEN WAITING FOR!Copy !req
24. AND THE WINNING NUMBER IS...Copy !req
25. 2751!Copy !req
26. WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!Copy !req
27. I'LL KILL 'EM!Copy !req
28. O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!Copy !req
29. HI, MR. RGB2.Copy !req
30. HEY, GUYS.Copy !req
31. THANKS FOR WATCHING THE SHOW!Copy !req
32. HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
33. Meet me in the bathroom.Copy !req
34. ALL RIGHT, THANKS FOR COMINGCopy !req
35. OUT, EVERYONE!Copy !req
36. THANKS FOR BEING FANS!Copy !req
37. I LOVE YOU ALL!Copy !req
38. MR. RGB2, ARE YOU IN
HERE?Copy !req
39. GET IN HERE, QUICK!Copy !req
40. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
41. HOW COME YOU DIDN'T SIGN THE BOX
SET?Copy !req
42. LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT,
BUT I REALLY NEED YOUR HELPCopy !req
43. RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
44. WHY?Copy !req
45. WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
46. I'M BEING HELD PRISONER.Copy !req
47. BY WHO?Copy !req
48. THE STUDIO EXECUTIVES.Copy !req
49. IT ALL STARTED WHEN THE SHOW
BECAME A HIT.Copy !req
50. THE STUDIO KEPT ME AROUND FOR
PERSONAL APPEARANCES,Copy !req
51. STUDIO-TOUR SIGHTINGS, GUEST
SPOTS, THE WORKS.Copy !req
52. WHEN THE SERIES REVIVAL WAS
ANNOUNCED, I HAD ENOUGH ANDCopy !req
53. TURNED IT DOWN, BUT THE EXECS
REFUSED TO LET ME OUT OF MYCopy !req
54. CONTRACT.Copy !req
55. I'M FORCED TO BE A PRISONER OFCopy !req
56. THE STUDIO FOR THE REST OF MY
DAYS.Copy !req
57. THAT'S SO MESSED
UP!Copy !req
58. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY
TIMES I'VE HAD A BAD DAY AND THECopy !req
59. ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE ME
FEEL BETTER WAS WATCHING YOURCopy !req
60. SHOW.Copy !req
61. YEAH, OR HOW MANY
TIMES YOUR SHOW WAS A PERFECTCopy !req
62. EXCUSE NOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK.Copy !req
63. MR. RGB2, IS THERE
ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO HELP?Copy !req
64. THANKS, GUYS.Copy !req
65. YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS TOLD MYSELF
THAT IF I EVER GOT OUT OF HERE,Copy !req
66. THERE'S ONE PLACE I'D LIKE TO
GO.Copy !req
67. WHERE'S THAT?Copy !req
68. TO SEE THE PINE MOUNTAINS.Copy !req
69. HMM! HMM!Copy !req
70. DUDE, WE'RE GONNA
BUST YOU OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
71. YEAH!Copy !req
72. AND YOU'RE GONNA SEE THOSE
MOUNTAINS!Copy !req
73. WHERE'S RGB2?Copy !req
74. HE'S STILL IN THE BATHROOM,
SIR.Copy !req
75. OUT OF MY WAY!Copy !req
76. HE'S GONE!Copy !req
77. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!Copy !req
78. THEY NEVER LEAVE ME UNATTENDED
FOR MORE THAN TWO MINUTES!Copy !req
79. WHAT ARE THOSE?Copy !req
80. IT'S AIR FROM THE '80s.Copy !req
81. IF I DON'T BREATHE IT, I'LL DIE.Copy !req
82. MUCH BETTER!Copy !req
83. OKAY, NOW ALL WE
GOT TO DO IS FIND THECopy !req
84. PINE MOUNTAINS.Copy !req
85. THE ADDRESS SHOULD BE RIGHT
HERE ON THIS POSTCARD.Copy !req
86. 312 COUNTY ROAD.Copy !req
87. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET OUT OF
HERE.Copy !req
88. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET HIM
GET AWAY!Copy !req
89. SORRY, SIR, BUT HE COULDN'T
HAVE GONE FAR.Copy !req
90. RGB2, UNLOCK THE DOOR!Copy !req
91. I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!Copy !req
92. RGB2!Copy !req
93. SECURITY, DON'T LET THAT VAN
OUT OF THE LOT!Copy !req
94. THERE'S THE EXIT!Copy !req
95. WASCopy !req
96. I'M OKAY!Copy !req
97. DUDE, YOU'RE GONNA HITCopy !req
98. THAT TRUCK!Copy !req
99. PLANNINGCopy !req
100. UGH!Copy !req
101. LOOKS LIKE WE LOST 'EM!Copy !req
102. PULL YOUR VEHICLE OVER TO THE
SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TURN OFFCopy !req
103. YOUR ENGINE.Copy !req
104. THAT IS A DIRECT ORDER!Copy !req
105. LOOKS LIKE I SPOKE TOO SOON,
GUYS.Copy !req
106. JUST HANG ON!Copy !req
107. WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!Copy !req
108. LOOK OUT!Copy !req
109. LOOK OUT!Copy !req
110. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, EVERYONE!Copy !req
111. I WANT RGB2 TAKEN ALIVE!Copy !req
112. TAKEN ALIVE, SIR? BUT WHY?Copy !req
113. BECAUSE HE'S A TELEVISION
ICON!Copy !req
114. HE DOESN'T DESERVE FREEDOM!Copy !req
115. HE DESERVES TO MAKE ME MONEY!Copy !req
116. RIGBY, USE THESE!Copy !req
117. DON'T YOU NEED THESE
TO BREATHE?Copy !req
118. IT'S FINE! I HAVE MORE!Copy !req
119. AGH! SICK!Copy !req
120. IT SMELLS LIKE THE '80s!Copy !req
121. VEHICLE IS SECURE — OVER.Copy !req
122. COME ON, IT'S MY TURN TO
DRIVE!Copy !req
123. OH!Copy !req
124. AAH!Copy !req
125. HOW WE GONNA SHAKE
THAT CHOPPER?Copy !req
126. JUST KEEP IT STEADY!Copy !req
127. WHOA, WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT?Copy !req
128. IT WAS A GIFT FROM THE
RUSSIAN PRIME MINISTER.Copy !req
129. HE LOVES THE SHOW.Copy !req
130. I HOPE YOU SAVED ROOM FOR
DESSERT!Copy !req
131. WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!Copy !req
132. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! LOOK OUT!Copy !req
133. GET 'EM!Copy !req
134. TURN AROUND!Copy !req
135. TURN AROUND!Copy !req
136. WHAT ARE YOUCopy !req
137. DOING?Copy !req
138. WE'RE TRYING TO HELP HIM!Copy !req
139. WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE
TRYING TO DO!Copy !req
140. WE JUST WANT THE AUTOGRAPHED BOX
SET!Copy !req
141. YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!Copy !req
142. WE'RE TRAPPED!Copy !req
143. BRAVO, GENTLEMEN, BRAVO.Copy !req
144. OVER ALL, THAT WAS A PRETTY NICE
PG GETAWAY.Copy !req
145. WAY TO REACH OUT TO THE 18-TO-35
DEMOGRAPHIC.Copy !req
146. OH, AND, UH, NICE THIRD-ACT
CLIMAX BY THE WAY.Copy !req
147. THE HELICOPTER EXPLOSION REALLY
TIED IT ALL IN WITH A CHERRY ONCopy !req
148. TOP.Copy !req
149. WHY IS HE TALKING LIKE
THAT?Copy !req
150. THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY BEFORE
THEY DELIVER THE DEATH BLOW!Copy !req
151. WE JUST HAVE A COUPLE OF
NOTES FOR YOU.Copy !req
152. YOU SEE, OUR RESEARCH GROUPS
NOBODYCopy !req
153. SEE THE GOOD GUYS WIN ANYMORE.Copy !req
154. AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, WE
SPEND MILLIONS TRYING TO FINDCopy !req
155. OUT HOW TO PREVENT THIS TYPE OF
SITUATION.Copy !req
156. LET'S JUST SAY WE FOUND AN
EFFECTIVE SOLUTION.Copy !req
157. OUR FOCUS GROUPS STUDIED
EVERYTHING THAT BOYS AGES 9 TOCopy !req
158. 14 FIND THE MOST BRUTAL AND
DESTRUCTIVE.Copy !req
159. I SUGGEST YOU TURN YOUR ENGINE
OFF AND STEP OUT OF YOURCopy !req
160. VEHICLE.Copy !req
161. UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'D RATHERCopy !req
162. GET ANNIHILATED.Copy !req
163. GO, GO, GO!Copy !req
164. GET THE BOX SET!Copy !req
165. AAH!Copy !req
166. WHERE IS IT?Copy !req
167. CANCEL
TWO.Copy !req
168. I'M SORRY, MORDECAI, RIGBY!Copy !req
169. KEEP IT MOVING!Copy !req
170. HEY!Copy !req
171. WHEN I SAY "NOW," GET
READY TO DRIVE.Copy !req
172. HEY, IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR?Copy !req
173. THE BOX SET!Copy !req
174. WELL, COME AND GET IT!Copy !req
175. NOW!Copy !req
176. COME ON!Copy !req
177. LET'S GO!Copy !req
178. STOP THEM!Copy !req
179. STOP!Copy !req
180. YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY FROM ME,
RGB2!Copy !req
181. OWNCopy !req
182. THIS!Copy !req
183. WELL, THIS IS IT.Copy !req
184. HMM.Copy !req
185. IT SAYS IT'S THE RIGHT ADDRESS.Copy !req
186. OH.Copy !req
187. IT LOOKS LIKE PINE MOUNTAINS IS
JUST A BILLBOARD FOR A GASCopy !req
188. STATION.Copy !req
189. WE'RE REALLY SORRY,
MAN.Copy !req
190. THIS IS GREAT!Copy !req
191. SO
POSTCARD!Copy !req
192. REALLY?Copy !req
193. YEAH.Copy !req
194. I DON'T CARE IF THE MOUNTAINS
ARE REAL OR NOT.Copy !req
195. WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS, I'M HERE!Copy !req
196. THAT'SCopy !req
197. I'M GLAD I HAD YOU TWO THERE TO
KEEP ME GOING.Copy !req
198. THANK YOU.Copy !req
199. THIS IS SOMETHING I WANT TO SEECopy !req
200. WITH MY OWN EYES.Copy !req
201. WH-O-O-O-OA.Copy !req
202. WHAT, DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK ICopy !req
203. WAS A TV?Copy !req
204. YEAH, I GUESS.Copy !req
205. HEY, YOU GOT THAT POSTCARD?Copy !req
206. YEAH, RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
207. HERE, TAKE IT.Copy !req
208. "TO MORDECAI AND
RIGBY, MY TRUE PALS.Copy !req
209. ALWAYS SAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT —
RGB2."Copy !req
210. W-O-O-OW!Copy !req
211. THANKS, RGB2.Copy !req
212. THIS MEANS A LOT TO US.Copy !req
213. AH, IT'S... NOTHING.Copy !req
214. I'M NOT DEAD!Copy !req
215. I WAS JUST RESTING.Copy !req
216. OH, SORRY.Copy !req
217. WE GOT TO FRAME THIS.Copy !req