Regular Show 4x17

Courtenay Taylor as Diane / Phone / Kid (voice)

When Mordecai and Rigby meet a caveman, they decide to put his unique prehistoric physique to good use: chugging cheese! But could this caveman actually turn out to be a Neanderthal nuisance?

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1. YOU GUYS HAVE ALL YOUR ASSIGNMENTS FOR THE DAY.

2. OH, AND DON'T FORGET THAT TONIGHT IS GAME NIGHT.

3. AW, YEAH!

4. GAME NIGHT!

5. WHAT ARE WE PLAYING?

6. YEAH, SKIPS.

7. WHAT ARE WE PLAYING?

8. TONIGHT WE WILL BE PLAYING DRAWSOME.

9. WONDERFUL!

10. Muscle Man: ALL RIGHT!

11. I LOVE ME SOME DRAWSOME!

12. WHO ELSE IS SHOWING UP TO THIS DRAWSOME EVENT?

13. I GOT A GIANT BABY, GARY, AND MY COUSIN QUIPS.

14. WHAT?

15. YOUR COUSIN QUIPS IS REALLY ANNOYING.

16. YEAH, MAN.

17. HE'S ALWAYS TELLING LAME JOKES.

18. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?

19. COME ON.

20. EVERY OTHER WORD OUT OF THAT GUY'S MOUTH IS SOME ANNOYING

21. JOKE.

22. YEAH, SOME JOKE THAT ISN'T FUNNY.

23. COME ON, GUYS.

24. HIS JOKES AREN'T THAT BAD.

25. AND THEN HE SAID, "YES, I

26. DO!"

27. AH, ALL RIGHT.

28. SERIOUSLY, LAST ONE, 'CAUSE I GOT TO GO.

29. WHY DID —

30. HEY, WAIT!

31. I DIDN'T GET TO FINISH MY PUNCH LINE!

32. AH, WELL.

33. HE'S PROBABLY ALREADY HEARD MY ROUTINE.

34. HE-E-E-E-Y!

35. WHO'S READY FOR SOME FUNNY?

36. YOU GUYS ALL REMEMBER

37. MY COUSIN QUIPS.

38. HEY, QUIPS.

39. HEY, BENSON. NICE TO SEE YA.

40. SPEAKING OF "SEE YA," WHAT DID ONE OCEAN SAY TO THE OTHER

41. OCEAN?

42. "'SEA' YA LATER."

43. I DON'T GET IT.

44. OH. WELL, AN OCEAN IS A BODY OF WATER, AND A SEA IS ALSO —

45. I DON'T CARE.

46. A LITTLE MORE CARE WOULD GIVE YOU A LITTLE MORE HAIR.

47. ZINGO!

48. HELLO, QUIPS!

49. POPS, LOOKING GOOD.

50. IN FACT, YOU LOOK AMAZING.

51. JUST A COMPLIMENT.

52. DON'T GET A BIG HEAD.

53. OOPS, TOO LATE.

54. ZAMMO!

55. AND, OF COURSE, MUSCLE MAN, YOU LOVE THE JOKES.

56. WHY DO SEA GULLS FLY OVER THE SEA?

57. BECAUSE IF THEY FLEW OVER THE BAY, THEY'D BE "BAY-GULLS!"

58. I GOT A WHOLE BIT ABOUT BODIES

59. OF WATER.

60. WHAT?

61. YOU SAY YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE?

62. Muscle Man: WE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

63. WHAT DID THE LAKE SAY TO THE PUDDLE?

64. UH, COME ON, QUIPS.

65. LET'S GET YOU UNPACKED.

66. YOU PROBABLY WANT TO WIND DOWN

67. AFTER YOUR TRIP.

68. GUESS IT'S TIME TO GET THIS COMEDY SHOW ON THE ROAD.

69. AND BY "COMEDY SHOW," I MEAN ME!

70. ZINGO!

71. DUDE, HE'S EVEN WORSE THAN LAST TIME!

72. YEAH, SKIPS.

73. TELL YOUR COUSIN THAT IF HE CAN'T STOP TELLING JOKES, THEN

74. HE'S GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

75. I CAN'T JUST DO THAT.

76. I INVITED HIM HERE.

77. NO ONE TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF HE

78. VISITED.

79. THAT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVED HIM!

80. TRIED

81. ALL RIGHT, FINE.

82. I'LL TELL HIM SOON.

83. WOW, GUYS.

84. THOSE COUGHS SOUND PRETTY SERIOUS.

85. YOU GUYS SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR.

86. OH, THAT REMINDS ME — WHY DID THE CLOWN GO TO THE DOCTOR?

87. HE WAS FEELING A LITTLE FUNNY!

88. I SET UP THE EXTRA COT FOR YOU.

89. MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

90. COULD I ALSO MAKE MYSELF 6 FEET TALL AND HANDSOME?

91. ZINGO!

92. LOOK, QUIPS, I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

93. WAIT.

94. I YOU

95. I JUST REALLY APPRECIATE YOU LETTING ME HANG OUT, SKIPS.

96. UH-HUH.

97. I ACTUALLY GOT FIRED FROM THE COMEDY CLUB, AND I NEEDED TO

98. HANG OUT WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS.

99. THIS WEEKEND IS REALLY GONNA HELP ME GET MY CONFIDENCE BACK.

100. SORRY.

101. DIDN'T MEAN TO GET SO SERIOUS.

102. DON'T WORRY.

103. I'M GONNA TAKE A WALK AND COME BACK FUNNIER THAN EVER.

104. ZINGO!

105. WHO'S READY FOR SOME

106. DRAWSOME?

107. Muscle Man: DRAWSOME!

108. WHOO-HOO!

109. I BROUGHT MY PENCIL!

110. GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WRITE ON, MAN!

111. WAIT.

112. DID YOU TALK TO YOUR COUSIN?

113. I, UH — UH...

114. KNOCK, KNOCK.

115. WHO'S THERE?

116. RADIO.

117. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO, "RADIO WHO?"

118. RADIO WHO?

119. RADIO OR NOT, HERE I COME!

120. ZINGO!

121. IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE I SAID, "ZINGO!" AT THE END.

122. AND I SEE YOU BROUGHT A NUMBER-2 PENCIL.

123. DO PENCILS EVEN GO NUMBER 2?

124. MAYBE AFTER TOO MANY BEANS.

125. HA HA HA!

126. DO PENCILS EVEN EAT BEANS?

127. I MEAN, AM I RIGHT, GUYS?

128. WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?

129. SO, WHO'S READY TO GET STARTED?

130. YOU GUYS ALL IN?

131. NO WAY.

132. I HAVE SOME WORK TO DO.

133. WAIT HERE JUST A SECOND.

134. WAIT! YOU GUYS CAN'T LEAVE!

135. YES, WE CAN.

136. Muscle Man: THERE'S NO WAY I'M PLAYING DRAWSOME WITH THAT

137. FLOP FACTORY.

138. Hi Five Ghost: YEAH!

139. HE'S NOT FUNNY!

140. WAIT, MORDECAI AND

141. RIGBY.

142. YOU GUYS HAVE TO STAY.

143. YOU KNOW YOU OWE ME.

144. ALL RIGHT.

145. I GUESS WE'LL STAY.

146. HEY.

147. YOU GUYS PUTTING UP PAPER?

148. YEAH.

149. WHAT DID THE GUY PAPER SAY TO THE GIRL PAPER WHEN HE PICKED

150. HER UP FOR A DATE?

151. "I LIKE YOUR PAD."

152. GET IT?

153. LIKE A PAD OF PAPER?

154. [ WHOOSH! ]

155. HELLO!

156. AW, DIP!

157. WHOO, YEAH!

158. OH-HO-HO-HO, BABY!

159. THIS DIP IS GREAT!

160. WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?

161. A COSMIC CHEF NEVER REVEALS HIS METHODS.

162. HEY, HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT THE CHEF IN SPACE?

163. HE WAS FAMOUS FOR HIS SPAGHETTI AND METEOR BALLS.

164. METEOR BALLS?

165. YEAH, I'M STILL WORKING ON IT.

166. UH, OKAY, EVERYONE.

167. LET'S GET THIS GAME NIGHT ROLLING.

168. [ MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] UH... LOBSTER.

169. CRUSTACEAN.

170. SHRIMP!

171. UNH! UNH! UNH-UNH!

172. UNH! UNH!

173. JUMBO SHRIMP!

174. YES! HA HA HA HA!

175. GO, GARY, GO!

176. IS THAT POPS?

177. OH, VILLAIN.

178. YOUR MOM.

179. YOUR MOM'S BOYFRIEND.

180. TIME'S UP.

181. OHH!

182. MAN IN THE MOON!

183. IT WAS "MAN IN THE MOON"!

184. WOW. FOR REAL?

185. I REALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR MOM'S BOYFRIEND.

186. ZINGO!

187. HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE LION?

188. "UNIQUE" UP ON HIM.

189. ZINGO!

190. HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME LION?

191. TAME WAY!

192. ZINGO!

193. DUDE, IS THIS GAME NIGHT OR LAME NIGHT?

194. YEAH.

195. WE CAME HERE TO PLAY DRAWSOME, NOT LISTEN TO JOKES.

196. GUYS, GUYS, CALL ME CRAZY, BUT MAYBE IF YOU LAUGHED MORE,

197. YOU'D HAVE A BETTER TIME.

198. AND MAYBE YOU'LL EVEN DRAW BETTER.

199. HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

200. OUR

201. YEAH.

202. ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US LOSE?

203. IT'S JUST A GAME, REGGIE.

204. HEY, THAT REMINDS ME — WHY CAN'T YOU PLAY GAMES IN THE

205. JUNGLE?

206. BECAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE A "CHEETAH."

207. JUST TAKE THE GAME SERIOUSLY!

208. HEY, QUIPS, TRY NOT TO UPSET REGINALD.

209. AW, WHY WOULD I WANT TO UPSET THE LITTLE GUY?

210. HE GETS UPSET IF PEOPLE DON'T TAKE THE GAME

211. SERIOUSLY.

212. I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR, SKIPS.

213. GOOD.

214. OKAY, REGINALD. YOU'RE UP.

215. GOOD LUCK, REGGIE!

216. UGH! I DON'T NEED LUCK.

217. I WAS A COMMUNICATIONS MAJOR.

218. HMPH!

219. BACON?

220. BACON.

221. OHH! HE JUST SAID THAT!

222. UH, BACON!

223. IT ISN'T BACON!

224. COME ON!

225. ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT BACON?

226. ZINGO!

227. TIME!

228. FIRE ENGINE!

229. IT IS A FIRE ENGINE!

230. YOU WOULD HAVE GOT IT IF YOU DIDN'T KEEP GUESSING BACON!

231. BUT GUESSING BACON IS WAY FUNNIER THAN GUESSING FIRE

232. ENGINE.

233. LOOK. IT'S GOT A SIDE OF EGGS.

234. THAT IS A DALMATIAN!

235. DALMATIAN?

236. I MAJORED IN COMMUNICATIONS!

237. MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR A REFRESHER COURSE, 'CAUSE ALL

238. YOU'RE COMMUNICATING HERE IS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW

239. A DALMATIAN.

240. ZINGO!

241. WHAT?

242. NO ONE TELLS ME THAT I NEED A REFRESHER COURSE!

243. THAT WAS A BIT HARSH, QUIPS.

244. DRAWSOME IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SAFE SPACE FREE OF JUDGMENT.

245. OH, IS BABY UPSET?

246. IS HE GONNA CALL THE WAHMBULANCE?

247. HOW DARE YOU?

248. WHOA, WHOA.

249. OKAY, BUDDY.

250. YOU'RE RIGHT, SKIPS.

251. DOES DON'T TAKE THE GAME SERIOUSLY.

252. MAYBE SOMEBODY SHOULD TELL HIM IT'S JUST A GAME.

253. ZINGO!

254. SILENCE!

255. [ ZAP! ] SKIPS!

256. [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] SMOOTH MOVE, QUIPS.

257. HE MISSED OUT ON A GREAT PUNCH LINE.

258. HEY, REGINALD!

259. YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET SOME HELP FOR YOUR ANGER ISSUES!

260. IT COULD LEAD TO HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.

261. THAT'S A DANGEROUS HEALTH RISK FOR A BABY.

262. I DO NOT HAVE ANGER ISSUES!

263. [ ZAP! ] JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH, MAN.

264. WE'RE ALL JUST HERE TO DRAW SOME PICTURES.

265. QUIPS, YOU GOT TO STOP.

266. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS CLAUSTROPHOBIC SINCE BEFORE I

267. WAS BORN.

268. TALK ABOUT A WOMB WITH A VIEW.

269. AT LEAST HE'S NOT CLOSING THE WALLS IN ON US.

270. GREAT IDEA!

271. [ ZAP! WARBLE! WARBLE! ] AW, WHY DID YOU SAY

272. THAT?

273. WE'RE GONNA GET CRUSHED!

274. IT WAS A JOKE!

275. SKIPS! SKIPS!

276. [ ZAP! ] AAH-UGH!

277. SOMEBODY WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE CRIB.

278. ZINGO!

279. CALM DOWN, MAN.

280. HAVE SOME SEVEN-LAYER DIP.

281. GEEZ. I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET RATTLED.

282. SKIPS, DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID

283. THERE?

284. I USED "RATTLE."

285. CAN'T THIS GUY TAKE A JOKE?

286. OKAY, FUNNYMAN.

287. IF YOU'RE SO FOND OF YOUR JOKES...

288. WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO SOME OF YOUR OWN?

289. [ ZAP! ] WHERE DO SHEEP GO TO GET

290. THEIR HAIR CUT?

291. TO THE "BAA-BAA" SHOP.

292. WHY WAS THE BROOM LATE FOR SCHOOL?

293. IT OVERSWEPT.

294. HOW DO YOU CATCH A FISH ON YOUR COMPUTER?

295. WITH THE INTERNET!

296. HA HA! THIS GUY'S PURE GOLD!

297. DON'T WORRY, SKIPS.

298. I'LL JUST TELL REGGIE SOME MORE JOKES.

299. WHAT?

300. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

301. SERIOUSLY.

302. SOON AS I GET 'EM LAUGHING, THEY'LL LET US OUT FOR AN

303. ENCORE.

304. HE'S NOT GONNA LAUGH AT YOUR JOKES!

305. SURE, HE WILL.

306. MAYBE HE JUST HAS A PROBLEM WITH UNDERSTANDING THEM.

307. THE BABY IS NOT THE PROBLEM HERE!

308. YOU

309. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

310. ALL YOU DO IS TELL BAD JOKES!

311. WHAT?

312. PEOPLE LOVE THOSE JOKES.

313. NO, THEY DON'T!

314. [ SHATTER! ] QUIPS, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!

315. SKIPS, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

316. EH, I'VE BEEN WORSE.

317. I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU GUYS

318. DIDN'T THINK I WAS FUNNY.

319. I THOUGHT YOU ALL CALLED ME "QUIPS" BECAUSE MY LAST NAME IS

320. QUIPPINGER.

321. NO, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING JOKES.

322. YEAH, REALLY BAD JOKES.

323. RIGBY!

324. LOOK, QUIPS, I KNOW YOU REALLY WANT TO BE A COMEDIAN, BUT IT'S

325. JUST REALLY ANNOYING WHEN YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING OUT YOUR MATERIAL

326. ON US.

327. I'M SORRY, EVERYBODY.

328. I HAD NO IDEA.

329. I JUST REALLY THOUGHT YOU GUYS ALL THOUGHT I WAS HILARIOUS.

330. I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME THIS SOONER.

331. THAT'S OKAY.

332. THIS MUST BE WHY I GOT FIRED FROM THE COMEDY CLUB.

333. ZINGO!

334. SORRY. SORRY.

335. JUST KIDDING.

336. I PROMISE I'LL STOP NOW.

337. ACTUALLY, I THINK I KNOW A PLACE THAT YOUR JOKES

338. JUST MIGHT WORK.

339. WHY DO CLOWNS LOVE TELLING JOKES?

340. BECAUSE THEY "NOSE" WHAT'S FUNNY!

341. [ HONK! HONK! ] ZINGO!

342. THAT'S A BETTER

343. AUDIENCE FOR HIM.

344. UM... YEAH.