Regular Show 4x14

Andres Salaff as Hector / Dog / Man #2 (voice)

After Mordecai, Rigby and Muscle Man squander the fireworks that Benson had purchased for an upcoming event at the park, the three have to go and find more to replace them before Benson blows a fuse and they lose their jobs.

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1. AGO, IN THE MOST ANCIENT OF

2. DOJOS, THE MOST DELICIOUS

3. OUR REALM.

4. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, IF YOU EAT IT WRONG... YOU DIE!

5. HUH?

6. FORTUNATELY, MAN

7. SHORTS AND THE PROPER HAIRCUT.

8. SO, COME ON DOWN TO DEATH KWON DO PIZZA AND SUBS!

9. AND REMEMBER, "EAT IT RIGHT OR YOU DIE!"

10. UH...

11. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

12. YOU GUYS?

13. HEY...

14. SO... YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO

15. BUSINESS?

16. LOOK, WE'RE SORRY ABOUT THAT, MAN.

17. BUT, HEY — IT LOOKS LIKE YOU REALLY BOUNCED BACK.

18. GOING ON.

19. LOOKIN' GOOD.

20. YOU'RE LUCKY FORGIVENESS IS ONE

21. DEATH KWON DO.

22. SO, WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

23. THE DEATH SANDWICH!

24. TO RECEIVE THE DEATH SANDWICH, YOU MUST FIRST SIGN

25. THIS WAIVER OF DEATH.

26. YEAH, SURE.

27. LET'S DO IT.

28. ALL RIGHT, I'LL HAVE THAT OUT FOR YOU IN A MINUTE.

29. YAAAH!

30. OOH-AAAH... HI-YAAH!

31. YAAAH!

32. PHO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-

33. O-O-O-O-O-O- O-O-O-O-O-O-O-

34. O-O-O-E-E-E-E-E-EH.

35. ONE DEATH SANDWICH.

36. YEAH-YEAH!

37. BUT REMEMBER, IF YOU DON'T EAT IT RIGHT, YOU DIE.

38. YEAH, YEAH, WEAR A MULLET AND JEAN SHORTS.

39. WE GOT IT.

40. MAN, I'M ABOUT TO TEAR THIS THING UP!

41. WHOA. WAIT.

42. CUTOFFS FIRST.

43. OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

44. NOW WE'RE TALKING LUNCH!

45. SANDWICH!

46. DEATH SANDWICH!

47. DEATH SANDWICH!

48. DEATH SANDWICH!

49. WELL, WELL, WELL.

50. IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE PAYBACK.

51. LET'S SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT WHEN

52. SANDWICH!

53. DEATH SANDWICH!

54. AW, WHAT!

55. BENSON!

56. WHOA.

57. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

58. SANDWICH!

59. DEATH SANDWICH?

60. KILLS PEOPLE?

61. SOMEBODY'S SANDWICH?

62. COME ON, GUYS.

63. THIS IS SERIOUS.

64. THE DEATH SANDWICH BEFORE IT'S

65. TOO LATE.

66. DUDE, YOU GOT TO HELP US.

67. WRONG.

68. WHAT?

69. HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?

70. KITCHEN, AND BENSON CAME AND ATE

71. IT.

72. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

73. YOU DIDN'T READ THE WAIVER?

74. NOW, IF YOU WOULD EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A BUSINESS TO CONDUCT.

75. GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN.

76. DIE!

77. SO DANGEROUS, THEN WHY DON'T YOU

78. JUST TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL?

79. YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

80. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

81. I'M AFRAID THAT WOULD BE A FATAL

82. MISTAKE.

83. HELP OF WESTERN MEDICINE.

84. WELL, THEN WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?

85. HIS ONLY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL

86. GRAND MASTER OF DEATH KWON DO.

87. SANDWICH OF LIFE.

88. WHAT'S THE SANDWICH OF LIFE?

89. IT IS THE ONLY KNOWN CURE FOR THE DEATH SANDWICH.

90. HE WILL LISTEN TO YOUR REQUEST, AND IF HE AGREES, HE WILL LET

91. BENSON HAVE A TASTE.

92. CURE HIM INSTANTLY.

93. ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS!

94. WHAT'S HIS ADDRESS?

95. I'M AFRAID IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.

96. BEFORE THE SENSEI.

97. JOURNEY.

98. BUT TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.

99. WITHIN SIX HOURS...

100. HE WILL DIE.

101. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO HIM IF WE CAN'T GET THE

102. SANDWICH OF LIFE IN SIX HOURS?

103. HIS BODY WILL UNDERGO SIX

104. TOWARDS HIS INEVITABLE DEATH.

105. HIS FACE WILL TURN GREEN, AND HE'LL BEGIN TO CHOKE.

106. THAT'S WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO HIM IN THE KITCHEN!

107. YES. SOON AFTER, HIS FACE WILL START TO BURN.

108. OW!

109. IT BURNS!

110. BENSON'S INTESTINES WILL

111. HIS BODY.

112. HE WILL SHRIEK IN PAIN, BUT NO

113. EVAPORATED.

114. BUT THEN HE'LL REGAIN HIS VOCAL CORDS.

115. OH.

116. ONLY TO CRY OUT FOR MERCY IN

117. FORGOTTEN.

118. I'M PRETTY SURE YOU CAN GO 65 HERE.

119. I'M GONNA GO REQUEST A

120. MEETING WITH THE SENSEI.

121. YOU GUYS JUST WAIT HERE.

122. OKAY — MINOR SETBACK.

123. FALLING-OUT.

124. IT'S TIME FOR PLAN "B."

125. WHAT'S PLAN "B"?

126. WE SNEAK IN AND TAKE THE SANDWICH BY FORCE.

127. HERE, BENSON, YOU'RE GONNA NEED THE POWER OF DEATH KWON DO.

128. WHAT, I JUST HAVE TO PUT THESE ON?

129. NOT QUITE.

130. VERY TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN.

131. COME NOW — WE MOVE AS ONE!

132. HEY, STOP!

133. QUICKLY!

134. INTO THE FIRST CHAMBER!

135. THE SANDWICH.

136. BE READY.

137. RAAAAAH!

138. STEP OF DEAAAAAATH!

139. THAT REMINDS ME.

140. IN THIS ROOM, YOU MUST SAY "STEP OF DEATH" EVERY TIME YOU

141. DEATH.

142. ALMOST SLIPPED MY MIND.

143. STEP OF DEATH!

144. STEP OF DEATH!

145. STEP OF DEATH!

146. STEP OF DEATH!

147. STEP OF DEATH!

148. STEP OF DEATH!

149. STEP OF DEATH!

150. STEP OF DEATH!

151. YAAAAAA!

152. STEP OF DEATH!

153. STEP OF DEATH!

154. STEP OF DEAAATH!

155. RAH!

156. ATOU!

157. ♪ ABA-DABA-GA-BU-TI-

158. TU-GADA-TU ♪ WE'RE ALMOST TO THE

159. TOP, BENSON.

160. DON'T GIVE UP YET.

161. THE SENSEI IS THROUGH THAT DOOR.

162. SENSEI?

163. YES.

164. THE SANDWICH OF LIFE.

165. WHICH ONE?

166. THERE'S TWO OF THEM.

167. IT'S THE ONE ON THE ORGANIC MULTIGRAIN.

168. OPPOSITE, WE HAVE THE DEADLIEST SANDWICH KNOWN TO MAN...

169. THE DOUBLE-DEATH SANDWICH.

170. WHO-O-OA.

171. JUST LET ME ADDRESS THE SENSEI.

172. HE MIGHT STILL BE MAD AT ME.

173. SENSEI.

174. YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE

175. PULLED.

176. FORGIVE ME, SENSEI.

177. WHAT DID YOU DO?

178. I TOOK HIM OFF THE STREETS

179. AND RAISED HIM LIKE MY OWN SON.

180. PERMISSION.

181. I WILL ACCEPT FULL

182. AGAINST THE SCHOOL, BUT THERE IS

183. HAND.

184. SANDWICH INCORRECTLY.

185. HIM.

186. YOU MUST BE A REAL FOOL.

187. DID YOU HONESTLY THINK I'D JUST HAND OVER THE SANDWICH OF LIFE?

188. KILL THEM!

189. HOO-RAH!

190. AGH!

191. YOU DON'T DESERVE THE POWERS OF DEATH KWON DO.

192. NO!

193. YAH! YAH!

194. AAAAH!

195. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,

196. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,

197. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,

198. HA, HA.

199. HUGHH! YAAA!

200. HA! HO! HO! HA! HA! HNG! HE!

201. HAAAH!

202. AAAGH!

203. UNH!

204. AGHHHH!

205. HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!

206. HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!

207. HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP!

208. POW!

209. SANUBI!

210. HE SAYS THAT HE FORGIVES YOU.

211. IT'S TOO BAD HE'LL NEVER TASTE FROM THE SANDWICH OF LIFE.

212. SENSEI, NO!

213. NOT THE DOUBLE-DEATH SANDWICH!

214. ORDER UP!

215. OOOOOOH-TAAAAHHH!

216. THE BICYCLE KICK OF DEATH!

217. NOW!

218. UGH! UHL! UHL! UHL!

219. COME ON!

220. AHH.

221. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

222. THE MOUNTAIN IS SELF-DESTRUCTING!

223. AAAAAAAAHHHH!

224. USE THE DEATH JUMP!

225. AAAAAAAAHHHH!

226. THANKS SO MUCH.

227. I DON'T KNOW HOW WE CAN EVER REPAY YOU.

228. I'LL PROBABLY THINK OF SOMETHING.

229. SO, COME ON DOWN

230. AT THE TWO PINES MALL.

231. AND REMEMBER...

232. "EAT IT RIGHT OR YOU DIE!"