Regular Show 4x14

Directed by John Infantino

Minty Lewis as Eileen (voice) • Janie Haddad Tompkins as Margaret / Witness #1 (voice) • Julian Holloway as TV Narrator / Security Guard (voice) • Jeff Bennett as Eggscellent Knight / Ace Balthazar / Witness #2 (voice)

Mordecai and Rigby want to reunite the band Adrenaline.

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1. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, IN THE MOST ANCIENT OF

2. DOJOS, THE MOST DELICIOUS SANDWICH IN THE WORLD ENTERED

3. OUR REALM.

4. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, IF YOU EAT IT WRONG... YOU DIE!

5. HUH?

6. FORTUNATELY, MAN DISCOVERED THE CORRECT WAY TO

7. EAT IT — WITH CUTOFF JEAN SHORTS AND THE PROPER HAIRCUT.

8. SO, COME ON DOWN TO DEATH KWON DO PIZZA AND SUBS!

9. AND REMEMBER, "EAT IT RIGHT OR YOU DIE!"

10. UH...

11. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

12. YOU GUYS?

13. HEY...

14. SO... YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO LOOK ME IN THE EYE AFTER NEARLY

15. DESTROYING MY DEATH KWON DO BUSINESS?

16. LOOK, WE'RE SORRY ABOUT THAT, MAN.

17. BUT, HEY — IT LOOKS LIKE YOU REALLY BOUNCED BACK.

18. GOT THIS WHOLE SANDWICH GIG GOING ON.

19. LOOKIN' GOOD.

20. YOU'RE LUCKY FORGIVENESS IS ONE

21. OF THE MANY VIRTUES OF DEATH KWON DO.

22. SO, WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

23. THE DEATH SANDWICH!

24. TO RECEIVE THE DEATH SANDWICH, YOU MUST FIRST SIGN

25. THIS WAIVER OF DEATH.

26. YEAH, SURE.

27. LET'S DO IT.

28. ALL RIGHT, I'LL HAVE THAT OUT FOR YOU IN A MINUTE.

29. YAAAH!

30. OOH-AAAH... HI-YAAH!

31. YAAAH!

32. PHO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-

33. O-O-O-O-O-O- O-O-O-O-O-O-O-

34. O-O-O-E-E-E-E-E-EH.

35. ONE DEATH SANDWICH.

36. YEAH-YEAH!

37. BUT REMEMBER, IF YOU DON'T EAT IT RIGHT, YOU DIE.

38. YEAH, YEAH, WEAR A MULLET AND JEAN SHORTS.

39. WE GOT IT.

40. MAN, I'M ABOUT TO TEAR THIS THING UP!

41. WHOA. WAIT.

42. WE GOT TO GET MULLETS AND CUTOFFS FIRST.

43. OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

44. NOW WE'RE TALKING LUNCH!

45. DEATH SANDWICH!

46. DEATH SANDWICH!

47. DEATH SANDWICH!

48. DEATH SANDWICH!

49. WELL, WELL, WELL.

50. IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE PAYBACK.

51. LET'S SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT WHEN THEIR

52. DEATH SANDWICH!

53. DEATH SANDWICH!

54. AW, WHAT!

55. BENSON!

56. WHOA.

57. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

58. IT REALLY IS A DEATH SANDWICH!

59. DEATH SANDWICH?

60. WHY WOULD YOU BUY SOMETHING THAT KILLS PEOPLE?

61. WHY WOULD YOU EAT SOMEBODY'S SANDWICH?

62. COME ON, GUYS.

63. THIS IS SERIOUS.

64. WE GOT TO GET BENSON A CURE FOR THE DEATH SANDWICH BEFORE IT'S

65. TOO LATE.

66. DUDE, YOU GOT TO HELP US.

67. OUR BOSS ATE THE DEATH SANDWICH WRONG.

68. WHAT?

69. HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?

70. WE LEFT IT IN THE KITCHEN, AND BENSON CAME AND ATE

71. IT.

72. IT IS CLEARLY STATED IN THE

73. WAIVER THAT THE SANDWICH SHOULD NEVER BE LEFT UNACCOMPANIED

74. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

75. YOU DIDN'T READ THE WAIVER?

76. NOW, IF YOU WOULD EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A BUSINESS TO CONDUCT.

77. GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN.

78. BUT OUR BOSS IS GONNA DIE!

79. IF THIS SANDWICH IS SO DANGEROUS, THEN WHY DON'T YOU

80. JUST TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL?

81. YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

82. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

83. I'M AFRAID THAT WOULD BE A FATAL

84. MISTAKE.

85. YOUR BOSS IS NOW FAR BEYOND THE HELP OF WESTERN MEDICINE.

86. WELL, THEN WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?

87. HIS ONLY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL NOW IS TO SEE MY SENSEI — THE

88. GRAND MASTER OF DEATH KWON DO.

89. HE IS THE PROTECTOR OF THE SANDWICH OF LIFE.

90. WHAT'S THE SANDWICH OF LIFE?

91. IT IS THE ONLY KNOWN CURE FOR THE DEATH SANDWICH.

92. HE WILL LISTEN TO YOUR REQUEST, AND IF HE AGREES, HE WILL LET

93. BENSON HAVE A TASTE.

94. ONE BITE FROM THE SANDWICH WILL CURE HIM INSTANTLY.

95. ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS!

96. WHAT'S HIS ADDRESS?

97. I'M AFRAID IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.

98. NO MERE OUTSIDER IS ALLOWED BEFORE THE SENSEI.

99. I MUST ACCOMPANY YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY.

100. BUT TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.

101. IF YOUR BOSS DOES NOT TAKE A BITE FROM THE SANDWICH OF LIFE

102. WITHIN SIX HOURS...

103. HE WILL DIE.

104. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO HIM IF WE CAN'T GET THE

105. SANDWICH OF LIFE IN SIX HOURS?

106. HIS BODY WILL UNDERGO SIX STAGES OF AGONY WHILE SPEEDING

107. TOWARDS HIS INEVITABLE DEATH.

108. HIS FACE WILL TURN GREEN, AND HE'LL BEGIN TO CHOKE.

109. THAT'S WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO HIM IN THE KITCHEN!

110. YES. SOON AFTER, HIS FACE WILL START TO BURN.

111. OW!

112. IT BURNS!

113. BENSON'S INTESTINES WILL BEGIN TO MELT AND LEAK OUT OF

114. HIS BODY.

115. HE WILL SHRIEK IN PAIN, BUT NO ONE WILL HEAR IT BECAUSE HIS

116. VOCAL CORDS WILL HAVE LONG SINCE EVAPORATED.

117. BUT THEN HE'LL REGAIN HIS VOCAL CORDS.

118. OH.

119. ONLY TO CRY OUT FOR MERCY IN ANCIENT DIALECTS LONG SINCE

120. FORGOTTEN.

121. I'M PRETTY SURE YOU CAN GO 65 HERE.

122. I'M GONNA GO REQUEST A

123. MEETING WITH THE SENSEI.

124. YOU GUYS JUST WAIT HERE.

125. OKAY — MINOR SETBACK.

126. I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT ME AND THE SENSEI KIND OF HAD A

127. FALLING-OUT.

128. IT'S TIME FOR PLAN "B."

129. WHAT'S PLAN "B"?

130. WE SNEAK IN AND TAKE THE SANDWICH BY FORCE.

131. HERE, BENSON, YOU'RE GONNA NEED THE POWER OF DEATH KWON DO.

132. WHAT, I JUST HAVE TO PUT THESE ON?

133. NOT QUITE.

134. THE SANDWICH OF LIFE IS AT THE

135. VERY TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN.

136. COME NOW — WE MOVE AS ONE!

137. HEY, STOP!

138. QUICKLY!

139. INTO THE FIRST CHAMBER!

140. THINGS WILL BECOME INCREASINGLY MORE DIFFICULT AS WE APPROACH

141. THE SANDWICH.

142. BE READY.

143. RAAAAAH!

144. I MEAN STEP OF DEAAAAAATH!

145. THAT REMINDS ME.

146. IN THIS ROOM, YOU MUST SAY "STEP OF DEATH" EVERY TIME YOU

147. STEP OR YOU WILL PLUMMET TO YOUR DEATH.

148. ALMOST SLIPPED MY MIND.

149. STEP OF DEATH!

150. STEP OF DEATH!

151. STEP OF DEATH!

152. STEP OF DEATH!

153. STEP OF DEATH!

154. STEP OF DEATH!

155. STEP OF DEATH!

156. STEP OF DEATH!

157. YAAAAAA!

158. STEP OF DEATH!

159. STEP OF DEATH!

160. STEP OF DEAAATH!

161. RAH!

162. ATOU!

163. ♪ ABA-DABA-GA-BU-TI-

164. TU-GADA-TU ♪ WE'RE ALMOST TO THE

165. TOP, BENSON.

166. DON'T GIVE UP YET.

167. THE SENSEI IS THROUGH THAT DOOR.

168. IS THAT YOUR SENSEI?

169. YES.

170. AND THAT SANDWICH RIGHT THERE IS THE SANDWICH OF LIFE.

171. WHICH ONE?

172. THERE'S TWO OF THEM.

173. IT'S THE ONE ON THE ORGANIC MULTIGRAIN.

174. OPPOSITE, WE HAVE THE DEADLIEST SANDWICH KNOWN TO MAN...

175. THE DOUBLE-DEATH SANDWICH.

176. WHO-O-OA.

177. JUST LET ME ADDRESS THE SENSEI.

178. HE MIGHT STILL BE MAD AT ME.

179. SENSEI.

180. YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE COMING BACK HERE AFTER WHAT YOU

181. PULLED.

182. FORGIVE ME, SENSEI.

183. WHAT DID YOU DO?

184. I TOOK HIM OFF THE STREETS

185. AND RAISED HIM LIKE MY OWN SON.

186. HE REPAID ME BY STEALING THE RECIPE FOR THE DEATH SANDWICH

187. AND MASS PRODUCING IT WITHOUT PERMISSION.

188. I WILL ACCEPT FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY CRIMES

189. AGAINST THE SCHOOL, BUT THERE IS NOW A MORE PRESSING MATTER AT

190. HAND.

191. OUR FRIEND BENSON IS ABOUT TO DIE FROM EATING THE DEATH

192. SANDWICH INCORRECTLY.

193. WE HUMBLY REQUEST THAT YOU BESTOW THE SANDWICH OF LIFE UPON

194. HIM.

195. YOU MUST BE A REAL FOOL.

196. DID YOU HONESTLY THINK I'D JUST HAND OVER THE SANDWICH OF LIFE?

197. KILL THEM!

198. HOO-RAH!

199. AGH!

200. YOU DON'T DESERVE THE POWERS OF DEATH KWON DO.

201. NO!

202. YAH! YAH!

203. AAAAH!

204. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,

205. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,

206. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,

207. HA, HA.

208. HUGHH! YAAA!

209. HA! HO! HO! HA! HA! HNG! HE!

210. HAAAH!

211. AAAGH!

212. UNH!

213. AGHHHH!

214. HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!

215. HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!

216. HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP!

217. POW!

218. SANUBI!

219. HE SAYS THAT HE FORGIVES YOU.

220. IT'S TOO BAD HE'LL NEVER TASTE FROM THE SANDWICH OF LIFE.

221. SENSEI, NO!

222. NOT THE DOUBLE-DEATH SANDWICH!

223. ORDER UP!

224. OOOOOOH-TAAAAHHH!

225. THE BICYCLE KICK OF DEATH!

226. NOW!

227. UGH! UHL! UHL! UHL!

228. COME ON!

229. AHH.

230. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

231. THE MOUNTAIN IS SELF-DESTRUCTING!

232. AAAAAAAAHHHH!

233. USE THE DEATH JUMP!

234. AAAAAAAAHHHH!

235. THANKS SO MUCH.

236. I DON'T KNOW HOW WE CAN EVER REPAY YOU.

237. I'LL PROBABLY THINK OF SOMETHING.

238. SO, COME ON DOWN TO DEATH KWON DO PIZZA AND SUBS

239. AT THE TWO PINES MALL.

240. AND REMEMBER...

241. "EAT IT RIGHT OR YOU DIE!"