Regular Show 4x13

Steve Blum as Sensei / Axe Guy #2 / Guy #2 (voice) • Jeff Bennett as Jingle / Giant / Axe Guy #1 (voice)

Benson eats a magical, deadly sandwich that Mordecai and Rigby bought, so the trio must travel with the restaurant's manager, Sensei, to find the cure.

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1. AHH, MON

2. AMOUR, OUR LOVE IS LIKE THE SUN — BRIGHT AND HOT, BUT IT

3. BURNS EVERYTHING IT TOUCHES.

4. BUT I LONG FOR ITS DESTRUCTIVE HEAT.

5. MY DARLING, OUR LOVE IS TOO INTENSE FOR US TO BE TOGETHER

6. FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME.

7. ONLY APART WILL WE UNDERSTAND THE DEPTHS OF OUR LOVE.

8. MUST YOU GO?

9. I MUST, AND WHEN I RETURN AFTER... ONE WEEKEND, OUR

10. REUNION WILL BE... AWESOME.

11. HOW AWESOME WILL IT BE?

12. WE CAN ONLY FIND OUT AFTER I RETURN.

13. DISSONANT CHORD PLAYS

14. THIS MOVIE SUCKS!

15. IT'S CALLED "THE LONGEST WEEKEND."

16. I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE ABOUT A PARTY.

17. Shh!

18. ADIEU, MON AMOUR.

19. AAH!

20. I CANNOT LEAVE YOU... EVEN FOR A WEEKEND!

21. DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS "FIN"?

22. "FIN" THIS!

23. PBHT!

24. WELL, THAT WAS A

25. WASTE OF MONEY.

26. "LONGEST WEEKEND"?

27. MORE LIKE "THE LONGEST WASTE OF TIME."

28. I KNOW!

29. THAT THING WAS LIKE THREE HOURS LONG.

30. COME ON, YOU GUYS.

31. YOU SURVIVED.

32. ADMIT IT.

33. THAT MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE.

34. OKAY, IT WAS PRETTY BAD.

35. I THOUGHT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL MOVIE.

36. IT REALLY SPOKE TO ME.

37. Muscle Man: THE ONLY THING SPEAKING TO ME IS MY STOMACH.

38. WHAT'S THAT, BOY?

39. YOU WANT SOME CHILI DOGS?

40. COME ON, EVERYBODY!

41. LET'S GO GET SOME DOGS!

42. WAIT A MINUTE, MITCH.

43. Muscle Man: HUH?

44. THAT MOVIE MADE ME WONDER IF WE'RE TAKING OUR LOVE FOR

45. GRANTED.

46. Muscle Man: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, BABE?

47. WHEN WE'RE TOO CLOSE, THERE'S NO SPACE BETWEEN US FOR OUR LOVE

48. TO GROW.

49. WE NEED TO SPEND THE WEEKEND APART TO TEST THE STRENGTH OF

50. OUR LOVE.

51. Muscle Man: BUT, BABE, WE HAD PLANS TO HANG OUT ALL WEEKEND.

52. IF WE CAN'T GET THROUGH TWO DAYS APART, HOW ARE WE GONNA

53. STAY TOGETHER FOREVER?

54. IF WE CAN'T MAKE IT ON OUR OWN, THEN WE SHOULD BREAK UP.

55. Muscle Man: UH...

56. DON'T YOU THINK OUR LOVE IS STRONG ENOUGH?

57. Muscle Man: YEAH, BUT — THEN PROVE TO ME YOU LOVE ME

58. BY STAYING AWAY FROM ME FOR A WEEKEND.

59. Muscle Man: YOU KNOW I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, STARLA.

60. PERFECT!

61. THEN MEET ME AT THE CLOCK TOWER SUNDAY AT MIDNIGHT, AND NOT A

62. MOMENT BEFORE.

63. Muscle Man: OF COURSE — Shh!

64. ADIEU, MON AMOUR.

65. Muscle Man: ADIEU?

66. UH, ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA, STARLA?

67. OF COURSE IT IS.

68. SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO PUT LOVE TO THE TEST.

69. WHOA, HARSH.

70. YEAH, ARE YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, MUSCLE MAN?

71. Muscle Man: I'LL BE FINE.

72. WHEN IT COMES TO THE LADIES, SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT TO PLAY

73. THE GAME.

74. THE GAME?

75. Muscle Man: YEAH, MAN.

76. WHEN SHE SAYS, "STAY AWAY," YOU STAY AWAY.

77. I DON'T KNOW, DUDE.

78. YOU TWO SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER.

79. Muscle Man: LOOK, WHO HERE KNOWS MORE ABOUT THE LADIES —

80. ME OR SINGLE McSINGLETON?

81. ALL RIGHT, MUSCLE MAN.

82. GOOD LUCK.

83. Muscle Man: WHATEVER, LOSERS.

84. I'M GONNA GET THROUGH THIS WEEKEND NO PROBLEM.

85. AND I'M GONNA GET THROUGH IT ALL BY MYSELF.

86. WHOO! HUH!

87. WHOO-HOO!

88. ALL RIGHT!

89. TIME TO STAY AWAY FROM STARLA THE EASY WAY — WITH TELEVISION.

90. CLICK!

91. ARE YOU READY, COUCH POTATOES?

92. Muscle Man: YEAH, I'M READY!

93. IT'S TIME FOR "COUPLES CRUSH"!

94. OHH, THEIR LOVE IS CRUSHING ALL!

95. THEY'RE REALLY GOING AT IT!

96. Muscle Man: OH, MAN, STARLA WOULD LOVE THIS!

97. RELAX, MUSCLE MAN.

98. GOT TO GIVE YOUR LADY HER SPACE.

99. MITCH, WHY AREN'T YOU CALLING TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS?

100. Muscle Man: AAH!

101. GET IT TOGETHER, MAN.

102. GET IT TOGETHER.

103. HUH?

104. I MISS YOU, MITCH.

105. Muscle Man: AAH!

106. ARE YOU TRYING TO IGNORE ME?

107. Muscle Man: NO!

108. OH, REALLY?

109. THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED?

110. Muscle Man: BUT YOU SAID IF I DID, WE'D HAVE TO BREAK UP!

111. MITCH, I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

112. CALL ME.

113. JUST PICK UP THE PHONE.

114. MITCH, I MISS YOU.

115. Muscle Man: AAAAAAAAH!

116. Hi Five Ghost: [ BEAT-BOXING ]

117. ♪ CH-CH-CH-CHILLIN' ♪ ♪ DRINKIN' SODAS,

118. ♪ CH-CH-CH-CHILLIN' ♪ ♪ PAPER BAG WILL KEEP

119. THE SODA COLD ALL NIGHT ♪ [ CHEERING, LAUGHTER ]

120. CHILLIN'.

121. Muscle Man: DUDES!

122. DUDES, I NEED YOUR HELP!

123. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

124. CHILL OUT, MUSCLE MAN.

125. Hi Five Ghost: YEAH, HAVE A SODA.

126. HERE YOU GO.

127. Muscle Man: THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR SODA!

128. THIS STARLA THING IS FREAKING ME OUT!

129. I SEE HER EVERYWHERE — IN MY SOUP, IN MY CHICKEN NUGGETS!

130. IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!

131. IF I DON'T GET SOME HELP, I'M GONNA CALL HER, AND SHE'S GONNA

132. DUMP ME!

133. DUDE, IT'S ONLY FOR THE WEEKEND.

134. WE'LL HELP YOU THROUGH THIS.

135. YEAH, YOU CAN COUNT ON US.

136. Muscle Man: THANKS, GUYS.

137. WHY HASN'T MITCH CALLED ME

138. YET?

139. DOESN'T HE LOVE ME?

140. OH, STARLA, MUSCLE MAN TOTALLY LOVES YOU.

141. THEN WHY HASN'T HE CALLED ME YET?

142. BECAUSE YOU SAID IF HE DID, YOU'D DUMP HIM.

143. WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

144. HE SHOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME MEANING THINGS AND ME

145. NOT MEANING THINGS.

146. STARLA, THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN GUESS WHAT YOU'RE

147. THINKING ALL THE TIME.

148. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

149. IT SHOULD BE POSSIBLE.

150. OH, COME ON.

151. IF YOU MISS HIM SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL HIM?

152. BECAUSE IT'S A TEST OF OUR LOVE!

153. Muscle Man: YO, RIGBY, GOT

154. ANY 3's?

155. HMM...

156. GO FISH.

157. Muscle Man: AAH!

158. I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER.

159. OH, I BETTER TAKE

160. THIS.

161. HEY, MARGARET.

162. HOW'S STARLA?

163. NOT SO GOOD.

164. MUSCLE MAN'S NOT DOING MUCH

165. BETTER.

166. THIS IS SO DUMB.

167. YEAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE DOING THIS OVER

168. A LAME MOVIE.

169. I KNOW.

170. IF TWO PEOPLE LIKE EACH OTHER, THEY SHOULD JUST BE TOGETHER.

171. YEAH, LIKE US!

172. UH, I MEAN, IF WE LIKED EACH OTHER, WE WOULD TOTALLY BE

173. TOGETHER, AND IT WOULDN'T EVEN BE A BIG DEAL.

174. I MEAN, OR IF ANYONE LIKED EACH OTHER.

175. ARE YOU FEELING

176. OKAY?

177. YEAH, I'M FINE I'M JUST... TIRED.

178. TALK TO YOU LATER.

179. SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT. BYE.

180. OHH!

181. IS THE PERIMETER SECURE?

182. YEAH, I THINK MUSCLE MAN'S JUST TAKING A NAP.

183. LET'S GO SEE HOW HE'S DOING.

184. MUSCLE MAN?

185. YO, MUSCLE MAN.

186. HEY, MAN, ARE YOU OKAY?

187. DID YOU HEAR ME?

188. Muscle Man: STARLA!

189. STARLA-A-A-A!

190. WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME BACKUP!

191. Muscle Man: STARLA-A-A-A-A-A!

192. STARLA!

193. STARLA-A-A-A!

194. ALL RIGHT, DUDES, I KNOW MUSCLE MAN LOOKS TOTALLY

195. MISERABLE, BUT WE JUST HAVE TO KEEP WATCH OVER HIM TILL

196. MIDNIGHT, GOT IT?

197. GOT IT.

198. I'LL TAKE FIRST WATCH.

199. ALMOST THERE,

200. MUSCLE MAN.

201. 15 MINUTES LEFT TO GO.

202. Muscle Man: THAT'S GOOD.

203. YOU THINK YOU CAN LET ME USE THE BATHROOM?

204. SORRY, DUDE.

205. Muscle Man: AW, MAN.

206. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.

207. I DON'T HAVE IT IN ME TO RUN AWAY.

208. JUST LET ME HIT THE BATHROOM.

209. I GOT TO USE IT.

210. ALL RIGHT. JUST FOR A MINUTE.

211. Muscle Man: HA! IN YOUR FACE!

212. MY LADY'S LOVE GIVES ME ALL THE STRENGTH I NEED!

213. CODE RED! CODE RED!

214. WE GOT A RUNNER!

215. Muscle Man: STARLA-A-A-A!

216. MUSCLE MAN, STOP!

217. DON'T DO IT!

218. Hi Five Ghost: YOU HAVE TO WAIT!

219. Muscle Man: I CAN'T!

220. STARLA!

221. STARLA-A-A-A-A-A-A-OOOH!

222. DON'T CRY, STARLA.

223. YEAH, YOU'VE ONLY GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT.

224. Muscle Man: DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

225. I THINK SO.

226. Muscle Man: MY BABY NEEDS ME!

227. STARLA!

228. Muscle Man:

229. STARLA-A-A-A-A-A!

230. STARLA-A-A-A-A-A!

231. DUDE, NO!

232. MI-I-I-TCH!

233. STARLA!

234. Muscle Man: MUSCLE MAN, DON'T

235. DO IT!

236. SHE'LL BREAK UP WITH YOU!

237. 30... MORE...

238. SECONDS!

239. YOU... PROMISED HER YOU'D... WAIT!

240. Muscle Man: I'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH!

241. I DON'T WANT TO WAIT ANYMORE.

242. AND I BET STARLA DOESN'T WANT TO WAIT ANYMORE, EITHER!

243. STARLA-A-A-A-A!

244. MI-I-I-I-TCH!

245. Muscle Man:

246. Muscle Man: THANK YOU ALL FOR HELPING ME.

247. IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH WAITING TO PROVE OUR LOVE.

248. YOU GUYS ARE TRUE FRIENDS.

249. THANKS, MUSCLE MAN.

250. IT WAS NOTH...

251. THING.

252. MAKE IT STOP!

253. GROSS!

254. WE PROBABLY

255. SHOULDN'T INVITE THEM TO THE MOVIES ANYMORE.

256. GOOD IDEA.