Regular Show 4x12

Directed by John Infantino • J.G. Quintel • Mike Roth

David Ogden Stiers as Mr. Maellard (voice) • Edward Asner as Santa Claus (voice) • Thomas Haden Church as Quillgin (voice) • Kurtwood Smith as Gene (voice) • Courtenay Taylor as Audrey (voice)

The house is decorated, the guests have arrived and it seems like it's the season to save Christmas when the gang finds themselves faced with the task of destroying a present for Santa that has the potential to destroy them and the holiday.

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1. MUSCLE MAN, THERE IS NO WAY YOU'RE GONNA PULL THIS

2. OFF.

3. Muscle Man: I SWEAR.

4. I'VE DONE IT BEFORE.

5. PSH.

6. Muscle Man: WATCH ME!

7. WHOA!

8. WOW!

9. THAT?

10. Muscle Man: WE WERE JUST —

11. ALL BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR?

12. Muscle Man: JUST HANG ON NOW, BENSON.

13. I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD, BUT I CAN FIX IT.

14. WHAT?

15. JULY.

16. Muscle Man: I KNOW. I KNOW.

17. JUST HEAR ME OUT.

18. I KNOW A GUY WHO'S GOT THE HOOKUP ON CHEAP FIREWORKS.

19. I DON'T WANT CHEAP FIREWORKS!

20. TOP OF THE LINE!

21. Muscle Man: BENSON, TRUST ME.

22. THIS GUY'S STUFF IS QUALITY.

23. I'LL PAY FOR IT OUT OF MY OWN POCKET.

24. ALL RIGHT, FINE.

25. BUT IF YOU GUYS AREN'T BACK

26. SUNDOWN, YOU'RE FIRED!

27. DUDE, YOU BETTER BE

28. ABLE TO GET THOSE FIREWORKS.

29. Muscle Man: DON'T WORRY.

30. WE'LL GET THEM.

31. DUDE, NO WAY!

32. RELLENOS?

33. OH, YEAH.

34. I HEARD ABOUT THOSE.

35. ONES, RIGHT?

36. Muscle Man: YEAH.

37. MY BOY HECTOR RUNS THIS PLACE.

38. HERE?

39. Muscle Man: YEAH, BUT IT'S JUST A LITTLE BUSINESS HE'S GOT

40. GOING ON THE SIDE, SO KEEP IT ON THE DL.

41. ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS JUST STAY PUT AND DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

42. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

43. ARE YOU LOOKING FOR

44. SOMETHING, FRIEND?

45. Muscle Man: UM, I'M HERE TO SEE HECTOR.

46. OH, MAN.

47. LET GO OF ME!

48. DUDE, WHAT'S GOING ON?

49. Muscle Man: JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

50. HEY, HECTOR.

51. MUSCLE MAN!

52. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, HERMANO.

53. WHY DON'T YOU NEVER COME TO VISIT ME, HUH?

54. Muscle Man: I — WHO ARE YOU FRIENDS?

55. Muscle Man: OH, IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF...

56. FRIENDS FROM THE PARK.

57. OH.

58. WELL, WELCOME, FRIENDS FROM THE PARK.

59. HEY, DUDE.

60. NICE TO MEET YOU.

61. SO, TELL ME.

62. TO WHAT DO I OWE THIS PLEASURE?

63. AH, LET ME GUESS.

64. YOU'RE HERE FOR SOME OF THE WORLD'S SPICIEST CHILE RELLENOS.

65. Muscle Man: UH, THANKS, HECTOR.

66. IF WE COULD GET SOME FIREWORKS?

67. SOME WHAT?

68. Muscle Man: UM, JUST SOME FIREWORKS?

69. I DON'T THINK I HEARD HIM CORRECTLY.

70. DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID?

71. HE SAID "FIREWORKS."

72. OH, FIREWORKS.

73. JULY?

74. Muscle Man: LOOK, WE SCREWED

75. BY ACCIDENT.

76. SO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME TO YOUR UNCLE HECTOR, AND

77. HE'LL BAIL YOU OUT, HUH?

78. I UNDERSTAND.

79. PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES, AND I AM A REASONABLE MAN.

80. ENRIQUE.

81. DOES THIS PLEASE YOU?

82. OH, YES.

83. Muscle Man: THAT'S PERFECT.

84. THANK YOU, HECTOR.

85. THEN HAND IT OVER.

86. WHERE IS THE REST?

87. Muscle Man: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

88. IT'S ALL THERE.

89. BUT THESE ARE LAST-MINUTE FIREWORKS.

90. IT'S GONNA COST YOU DOUBLE.

91. Muscle Man: BUT THAT'S ALL WE HAVE.

92. IT'S ONE BOX MINIMUM.

93. YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT, THEN GET OUT OF MY PLACE OF BUSINESS.

94. THERE?

95. YOU WANT TO BUY "EL DIABLO"?

96. ABOUT EL DIABLO.

97. IT IS EVER LIT, IT WILL KILL ME.

98. SO, NO, IT IS NOT FOR SALE.

99. Muscle Man: COME ON, HECTOR, PLEASE!

100. YOU'VE GOT TO HOOK US UP WITH THE FIREWORKS!

101. WE'LL DO ANYTHING!

102. GET OFF OF ME, YOU FILTHY DOG!

103. ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT THE FIREWORKS SO BAD, HERE.

104. NO QUESTIONS ASKED, I WILL GIVE

105. YOU THAT BOX OF FIREWORKS.

106. Muscle Man: OH, THANK YOU, HECTOR.

107. THANK YOU.

108. ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.

109. CAN I HELP YOU?

110. Muscle Man: WE'RE HERE TO DELIVER A PACKAGE FOR ARMANDO.

111. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

112. I GOT A QUOTA HERE.

113. YOU'RE COSTING ME MONEY.

114. WHAT?

115. Muscle Man: ARMANDO?

116. YEAH.

117. Muscle Man: PACKAGE FROM HECTOR.

118. OH.

119. YEAH, COME ON IN.

120. JUST WAIT HERE FOR A MINUTE.

121. I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU TO DELIVER TO HECTOR.

122. UH, WE KIND OF TO GET GOING.

123. YEAH, HAVE A SEAT.

124. YEAH, HAVE A SEAT.

125. KEEP GOING!

126. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

127. YOU'RE LAZY!

128. Hi Five Ghost: HA HA! OH.

129. NICE DOGGY.

130. FORGET THIS.

131. I'M GONNA GO FIND THIS DUDE.

132. RIGBY, WAIT.

133. DUDE, NO! DON'T!

134. WHOA.

135. THEY'RE PUTTING GUNPOWDER IN THE

136. RELLENOS!

137. I TOLD YOU TO WAIT!

138. DUDE, WHAT'S GOING ON?

139. TSK. TSK. TSK.

140. NOSES WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG.

141. Muscle Man: HECTOR, WE CAN EXPLAIN.

142. NO, LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU, AMIGO.

143. THE F.D.A. ALLOWS 0% GUNPOWDER IN EACH CHILE RELLENO.

144. CHILE RELLENO?

145. 500%.

146. Muscle Man: WE'RE NOT GONNA

147. TELL THE F.D.A., HECTOR.

148. I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL THE F.D.A., 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA

149. MUSCLE-MAN PIECES.

150. HECTOR, YOU DON'T

151. HAVE TO DO THIS.

152. OH, DON'T WORRY.

153. IT'S NO TROUBLE, REALLY.

154. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY.

155. HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THIS GUY?

156. YEAH, YOU GOT US THIS, MUSCLE MAN.

157. Hi Five Ghost: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

158. Muscle Man: I GOT AN IDEA.

159. FOLLOW MY LEAD.

160. STAND.

161. NOW TURN AROUND.

162. STOP THEM!

163. COME ON. COME ON!

164. LET'S GO!

165. GIVE ME THE KEYS!

166. Muscle Man: LET'S GO.

167. LET'S GO!

168. GET THEM!

169. WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

170. Muscle Man: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

171. WHY AREN'T THEY STARTING YET?

172. YEAH, IT'S SUNDOWN!

173. I'M GOING TO ASK YOU

174. TO PLEASE REMAIN PATIENT.

175. SHORTLY.

176. GAAHHHHHHHHHH!

177. I KNEW I COULDN'T TRUST THEM.

178. WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?

179. THE SHOW.

180. LONG.

181. Muscle Man: WE'RE GOOD TO GO.

182. RACK 'EM AND STACK 'EM.

183. WAIT.

184. WHERE'S THE REST OF THE FIREWORKS?

185. Muscle Man: THAT'S ALL WE COULD GET.

186. ONE FIREWORK?

187. ANY FIREWORK.

188. THIS WASN'T THE DEAL.

189. OFF THIS MORNING.

190. THAT'S IT. I'M CALLING IT OFF.

191. YOU GUYS ARE ALL FIRED!

192. Muscle Man: AW, COME ON, BENSON.

193. UNH-UNH-UNH.

194. HAND IT OVER.

195. WHO ARE YOU?

196. I'M THE GUY WHOSE BUSINESS YOUR EMPLOYEES JUST DESTROYED.

197. I'M ALSO THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BLOW YOU ALL SKY-HIGH...

198. WITH THIS.

199. STARTING WITH YOU, JEFE.

200. Muscle Man: MAN, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

201. IDEA.

202. HEY, HECTOR.

203. THE WORLD.

204. WHAT?

205. YEAH, THEY'RE NOT WORLD-RENOWNED.

206. Muscle Man: NOBODY'S EVEN HEARD ABOUT THEM, HECTOR.

207. Hi Five Ghost: AND ALL THE

208. THEM DON'T EVEN THINK THEY'RE SPICY.

209. SOUTH OF THE LINE CHILE RELLENOS ARE THE SPICIEST, MOST

210. IN THE WORLD!

211. NOW!

212. NO! THE PROPHECY!

213. SHE'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I

214. COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED.

215. HECTOR.

216. NO!

217. AAH!

218. AAH!

219. OHH! AAH!

220. AAH!

221. ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS.

222. YEAR'S FIREWORKS SHOW, SO I

223. GUESS I'M NOT GONNA FIRE YOU.

224. IN FACT, I'M PUTTING

225. SPECIAL JOB.

226. OH, COOL.

227. WHAT SPECIAL JOB?

228. YOU JUST BURNT!

229. Muscle Man: DON'T WORRY.

230. I KNOW A GUY WHO'S GOT THE HOOKUP ON REAL CHEAP SOD.