1. WHICH WAY AM ICopy !req
2. GONNA GO?Copy !req
3. WHICH WAY AM I GONNA GO?Copy !req
4. HUH! UNH!Copy !req
5. STUFFED AGAIN!Copy !req
6. MORDECAI, IT'S FOR YOU.Copy !req
7. DUDE, PAUSE IT.Copy !req
8. PAUSE IT!Copy !req
9. OKAY! OKAY! GEEZ.Copy !req
10. HELLO?Copy !req
11. HEY, MORDECAI.Copy !req
12. IT'S MARGARET.Copy !req
13. WHICH WAY AM I GONNACopy !req
14. GO?Copy !req
15. WHICH WAY AM I GONNA GO? HUNH!Copy !req
16. EAT ON THAT, MORDECAI.Copy !req
17. UH...Copy !req
18. DUDE, DUDE.Copy !req
19. MARGARET JUST CALLED.Copy !req
20. WHAT? WHY?Copy !req
21. SHE WANTS ME TOCopy !req
22. MAKE HER A WEBSITE.Copy !req
23. BOO.Copy !req
24. WHAT ABOUT OUR GAME OFCopy !req
25. "HOOP JAMS 5,000"?Copy !req
26. MORDECAI?Copy !req
27. MORDECAI!Copy !req
28. COME ON, MAN!Copy !req
29. YOU CAN'T EVEN DO IT RIGHT NOWCopy !req
30. ANYWAY.Copy !req
31. MUSCLE MAN HAS THE COMPUTER FORCopy !req
32. THE WHOLE DAY.Copy !req
33. WHAT?Copy !req
34. HE'S NOT EVEN HERE.Copy !req
35. HE'S PLAYING BASKETBALL.Copy !req
36. Muscle Man: BOOM SHAKA-LAKA!Copy !req
37. OH, WELL.Copy !req
38. YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE.Copy !req
39. I'M SURE THIS WILL ONLY TAKE ACopy !req
40. SECOND ANYWAYS.Copy !req
41. Muscle Man: WHAT ARE YOUCopy !req
42. DOING?Copy !req
43. DID YOU NOT SEE THE SIGN-UPCopy !req
44. SHEET?Copy !req
45. YOU WERE OUTSIDECopy !req
46. PLAYING BASKETBALL.Copy !req
47. I FIGURED —Copy !req
48. Muscle Man: OH, YOU FIGURED?Copy !req
49. YOU FIGURED YOU'D USE THECopy !req
50. COMPUTER ON SOMEONE ELSE'S TIMECopy !req
51. SLOT?Copy !req
52. WELL, DUDE —Copy !req
53. Muscle Man: YOU WAIT YOURCopy !req
54. TURN JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE INCopy !req
55. THIS JOINT.Copy !req
56. NOW, GET LOST!Copy !req
57. I GOT TO WATCH MY DOWNLOADS.Copy !req
58. WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SUCH ACopy !req
59. JERK?Copy !req
60. Muscle Man:Copy !req
61. OH, FORGET THIS.Copy !req
62. Muscle Man: DID I NOT MAKECopy !req
63. MYSELF CLEAR?Copy !req
64. WHAT?Copy !req
65. YOU'RE NOT EVEN USING IT!Copy !req
66. Muscle Man: I'M WAITING FORCopy !req
67. AN E-MAIL FROM THIS HOTTIE I METCopy !req
68. ONLINE YESTERDAY.Copy !req
69. WHAT?Copy !req
70. YOU MET YOUR MOM ONLINECopy !req
71. YESTERDAY?Copy !req
72. Muscle Man: WHY YOU GOT TOCopy !req
73. TAKE IT THERE, BRO?Copy !req
74. OH, YOU FOOLS DEFINITELY AREN'TCopy !req
75. GETTING THE COMPUTER NOW.Copy !req
76. WHO YOU CALLING FOOL?Copy !req
77. DUDE, I NEED THECopy !req
78. COMPUTER TO MAKE A WEBPAGE FORCopy !req
79. MARGARET.Copy !req
80. HOW ABOUT WE PLAY YOU A GAME OFCopy !req
81. BASKETBALL FOR IT?Copy !req
82. Muscle Man: PBHT!Copy !req
83. YOU GUYS DON'T STAND A CHANCE.Copy !req
84. OH, YEAH?Copy !req
85. WINNER GETS THE COMPUTER FOR ACopy !req
86. WEEK.Copy !req
87. Muscle Man: OH, YOU'RE ON!Copy !req
88. ALL RIGHT, LADIES.Copy !req
89. WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST?Copy !req
90. CHECK.Copy !req
91. Muscle Man: MATE.Copy !req
92. Muscle Man:Copy !req
93. AW!Copy !req
94. Muscle Man: YEAH, BABY!Copy !req
95. GO AHEAD.Copy !req
96. YOU CAN'T MAKE IT FROM THERE.Copy !req
97. OH-HO! BRICK!Copy !req
98. Muscle Man: OH, SNAP!Copy !req
99. HEY, MORDECAI.Copy !req
100. YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLECopy !req
101. CONFUSED.Copy !req
102. DID YOU KNOW THAT WE ONLY NEEDCopy !req
103. ONE MORE POINT TO WIN?Copy !req
104. WHAT?Copy !req
105. Muscle Man:Copy !req
106. BOOM SHAKA-LAKA!Copy !req
107. COMPUTER RIGHTS FOR A WEEK!Copy !req
108. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES TO SCORECopy !req
109. SO SHE CAN GET COMPUTER RIGHTSCopy !req
110. FOR A WEEK?Copy !req
111. MY MOM!Copy !req
112. HEY, MORDECAI!Copy !req
113. THANKS FOR HELPING ME WITH THECopy !req
114. WEBSITE.Copy !req
115. NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
116. MUSCLE MAN, COMPUTER RIGHTS FORCopy !req
117. A MONTH.Copy !req
118. Muscle Man: I DON'T KNOW,Copy !req
119. BRO.Copy !req
120. I THINK IT'S WORTH MORE TO YOUCopy !req
121. THAN THAT.Copy !req
122. TWO MONTHS.Copy !req
123. Muscle Man: DEAL.Copy !req
124. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
125. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
126. OH, YES!Copy !req
127. TWO MONTHS OF COMPUTER RIGHTS!Copy !req
128. LOOKS LIKE MARGARET WILL JUSTCopy !req
129. HAVE TO GO WITHOUT HER WEBPAGE,Copy !req
130. YOU LOSER.Copy !req
131. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!Copy !req
132. BASKETBALL SUCKS!Copy !req
133. WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUTCopy !req
134. BASKETBALL?Copy !req
135. UH, NOTHING.Copy !req
136. YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.Copy !req
137. YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY THINK ITCopy !req
138. SUCKS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THECopy !req
139. FUNDAMENTALS.Copy !req
140. Muscle Man: SAVE YOUR BREATH,Copy !req
141. OLD MAN.Copy !req
142. THESE JOKERS ARE A LOST CAUSE.Copy !req
143. NOT TO ME, THEY'RE NOT.Copy !req
144. I'M THE BEST BASKETBALL COACHCopy !req
145. THAT EVER LIVED.Copy !req
146. I CAN TRAIN ANYBODY.Copy !req
147. Muscle Man: WHATEVER,Copy !req
148. GRANDPA.Copy !req
149. IF YOU WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME,Copy !req
150. THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS.Copy !req
151. I GOT THREE YEARS OF COMPUTERCopy !req
152. TIME I NEED TO START USING.Copy !req
153. COME ON, FIVES.Copy !req
154. LET'S GO CHECK THE WEATHERCopy !req
155. REPORT.Copy !req
156. DON'T WORRY, MORDECAI ANDCopy !req
157. RIGBY.Copy !req
158. I'M GONNA TEACH YOU TO PLAYCopy !req
159. CIRCLES AROUND THAT LITTLECopy !req
160. POT-BELLIED LEPRECHAUN.Copy !req
161. HOW DOES THAT SOUND?Copy !req
162. THAT SOUNDSCopy !req
163. AWESOME.Copy !req
164. MAN, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!Copy !req
165. DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY HAVE TOCopy !req
166. BE THE WORST BASKETBALL PLAYERSCopy !req
167. OF ALL TIME?Copy !req
168. DUDE, COME ON.Copy !req
169. WE'RE TRYING OUR BEST.Copy !req
170. YEAH.Copy !req
171. WE JUST NEED A LITTLE MORECopy !req
172. PRACTICE.Copy !req
173. NO, YOU JUST NEED TO NOT PLAYCopy !req
174. BASKETBALL, BUT I CAN'T HAVECopy !req
175. THAT LITTLE PUDGY, GREEN IDIOTCopy !req
176. TALKING TRASH ABOUT MY COACHING,Copy !req
177. SO...Copy !req
178. SO I'M JUST GONNA GIVE YOU THECopy !req
179. POWERS.Copy !req
180. AH, SWEET!Copy !req
181. NOW, ICE THAT GREEN FOOL SOCopy !req
182. YOU CAN MAKE THAT HOT CHICK ACopy !req
183. WEBPAGE.Copy !req
184. 'SUP NOW, LOSERS?Copy !req
185. YOU READY TO GET DESTROYED?Copy !req
186. Muscle Man: I DON'T KNOW IF ICopy !req
187. HAVE THE ENERGY TO SEE HOW BADCopy !req
188. THAT OLD MAN TRAINED YOU.Copy !req
189. IF I'M GONNA GET OUT OF THISCopy !req
190. SEAT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKECopy !req
191. IT WORTH MY TIME.Copy !req
192. COMPUTER RIGHTSCopy !req
193. FOR LIFE.Copy !req
194. Muscle Man:Copy !req
195. ONE GAME, WINNERCopy !req
196. TAKES ALL.Copy !req
197. Muscle Man: OH-HO, THIS ISCopy !req
198. GONNA BE TOO SWEET.Copy !req
199. NOW THAT THE STAKES ARE SERIOUS,Copy !req
200. WE'RE GONNA PLAY A REAL GAME OFCopy !req
201. BASKETBALL.Copy !req
202. FIRST PERSON TO 21 WINS.Copy !req
203. STREET RULES!Copy !req
204. FINE WITH ME.Copy !req
205. Muscle Man: WHAT?Copy !req
206. HOW DID YOU —Copy !req
207. STAY OUT MY KITCHEN!Copy !req
208. DENIED!Copy !req
209. Muscle Man: WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE!Copy !req
210. OHHHHHHH!Copy !req
211. Muscle Man: NO ONE COULD HAVECopy !req
212. TRAINED THEM THAT CRAZY.Copy !req
213. TAKE A DIVE, FIVES.Copy !req
214. I'VE GOT A PLAN.Copy !req
215. Hi Five Ghost: OH! OHHHHH!Copy !req
216. Muscle Man: OH, DUDES!Copy !req
217. FIVES IS HURT!Copy !req
218. DUDE, GET UP.Copy !req
219. Muscle Man: HEY, BRO, YOUCopy !req
220. JUST TOOK OUT MY TEAMMATE!Copy !req
221. NOW I GET TO CHOOSE ANYONE INCopy !req
222. THE PARK, AND I CHOOSE THAT GUY.Copy !req
223. AW, WHAT?Copy !req
224. YOU CAN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
225. SORRY, GUYS, BUT THE RULESCopy !req
226. ARE THE RULES.Copy !req
227. HE CAN'T PLAY YOU TWO ON ONE.Copy !req
228. Muscle Man: THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
229. YOU BETTER GIVE ME SOME OF THOSECopy !req
230. POWERS, TOO.Copy !req
231. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
232. IT'S ON, LADIES.Copy !req
233. WHAT — WHAT NOW?Copy !req
234. W-W-W-W-WHICH WAY AM I GONNA GO?Copy !req
235. WHICH WAY AM I GONNA GO?Copy !req
236. THIS IS GONNA BE SO EASY.Copy !req
237. YEAH, FOR US.Copy !req
238. IN YOUR FACE!Copy !req
239. Muscle Man: ACTUALLY, BRO, INCopy !req
240. YOURS!Copy !req
241. 19-17, US.Copy !req
242. GAME POINT.Copy !req
243. HA, WHAT?Copy !req
244. HOW ARE WE LOSING?Copy !req
245. Muscle Man: UM, MAYBE BECAUSECopy !req
246. YOU SUCK AND I HATE YOU.Copy !req
247. HMM, HMM. HMM-HMM-HMM!Copy !req
248. Muscle Man: OH, SNAP.Copy !req
249. HOW DOES IT FEEL TOCopy !req
250. KNOW THAT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TOCopy !req
251. USE THE INTERNET AT YOUR MOM'SCopy !req
252. FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?Copy !req
253. Muscle Man: JOKE ALL YOUCopy !req
254. WANT, RIGBY.Copy !req
255. BUT THE NEXT BASKET WINS THECopy !req
256. GAME.Copy !req
257. AND YOU GUYS ARE GOING DOWN.Copy !req
258. COME ON.Copy !req
259. "D" UP, MORDECAI!Copy !req
260. YOU BETTER LISTEN TO YOURCopy !req
261. FRIEND, MORDECAI, 'CAUSE THIS ISCopy !req
262. ABOUT TO GET SERIOUS UP IN HERE.Copy !req
263. Muscle Man: LET GO OF IT!Copy !req
264. HOLD ON!Copy !req
265. I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN!Copy !req
266. Muscle Man: OH, NO!Copy !req
267. DO IT!Copy !req
268. OH, DUDE, WE DIDCopy !req
269. IT.Copy !req
270. WE WON!Copy !req
271. YEY-YEAH!Copy !req
272. Muscle Man:Copy !req
273. OH, NO, BRO.Copy !req
274. YEAH!Copy !req
275. WE GET THE COMPUTER FOR LIFE!Copy !req
276. HEY, GUYS. GOOD GAME.Copy !req
277. THANKS, MAN.Copy !req
278. YEAH. THANKS, DUDE.Copy !req
279. Muscle Man: MAN, I COULD HAVECopy !req
280. KEPT FIVES IN THERE, AND HECopy !req
281. STILL WOULD HAVE PLAYED BETTERCopy !req
282. "D" THAN YOU!Copy !req
283. COME ON, MAN.Copy !req
284. THAT WAS A GOOD GAME.Copy !req
285. Muscle Man: WHATEVER.Copy !req
286. I'M OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
287. I HOPE HE DOESN'T GIVE UP ONCopy !req
288. BASKETBALL BECAUSE OF THIS.Copy !req
289. THAT GUY COULD REALLY STAND TOCopy !req
290. LOSE SOME WEIGHT.Copy !req
291. MORDECAI!Copy !req
292. HEY, MORDECAI!Copy !req
293. MARGARET.Copy !req
294. HEY. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
295. GOOD. GOOD.Copy !req
296. HEY, YOU LOOKED PRETTY HOT OUTCopy !req
297. THERE.Copy !req
298. HA.Copy !req
299. YEAH, I GUESS I AM PRETTY HOT...Copy !req
300. HOT ON THE TRAIL OF FINISHINGCopy !req
301. YOUR WEBSITE.Copy !req
302. OH, MY WEBSITE?Copy !req
303. THAT WAS TWO MONTHS AGO, BUTCopy !req
304. IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
305. EILEEN FINISHED IT FOR ME.Copy !req
306. GOT TO RUN.Copy !req
307. TIME SPEEDS UP IN SPACE, BRO.Copy !req
308. BUT, HEY, LOOK ON THE BRIGHTCopy !req
309. SIDE.Copy !req
310. AT LEAST SHE SAID YOU'RE HOT.Copy !req
311. AAAAAAAARRRRGHHH!Copy !req
312. READY FOR SOME MORECopy !req
313. CARTIN'?Copy !req
314. YOU KNOW IT.Copy !req
315. AW, WHAT?Copy !req
316. WHERE'S THE CART?Copy !req
317. IT'S AT THE SHOP!Copy !req
318. AFTER YOUR LITTLE EXCURSIONCopy !req
319. YESTERDAY, YOUR CART PRIVILEGESCopy !req
320. HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN REVOKED.Copy !req
321. BUT THESE BIKES ARECopy !req
322. FOR LITTLE KIDS!Copy !req
323. HEY, YOU WANT TO ACTCopy !req
324. LIKE KIDS, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.Copy !req
325. BUT WE'RE NOT GONNACopy !req
326. LOOK COOL RIDING KIDS' BIKESCopy !req
327. AROUND!Copy !req
328. WHAT?Copy !req
329. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S COOL?Copy !req
330. DOING YOUR JOB, RESPECTING PARKCopy !req
331. PROPERTY.Copy !req
332. YOU'RE HERE TO WORK, NOT TO BECopy !req
333. COOL.Copy !req
334. WELL, FINE!Copy !req
335. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WE DON'TCopy !req
336. HAVE THE CART.Copy !req
337. WE CAN BE COOL NO MATTER WHAT.Copy !req
338. I MEAN, WITH SOME MAINTENANCE,Copy !req
339. SOME NEW PAINT, THESE BIKESCopy !req
340. WILL BE SO COOL.Copy !req
341. YEAH.Copy !req
342. AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO ADMITCopy !req
343. THAT WE'RE COOL, TOO.Copy !req
344. YEAH, RIGHT.Copy !req
345. THE DAY I ADMIT YOU'RE COOL ISCopy !req
346. THE DAY I GIVE YOU BACK THECopy !req
347. CART.Copy !req
348. BUT WE ARE COOL.Copy !req
349. NO, YOU'RE NOT.Copy !req
350. OKAY, HOW ABOUTCopy !req
351. THIS?Copy !req
352. IF WE CAN GET YOU TO ADMITCopy !req
353. THAT WE'RE COOL, THEN YOU HAVECopy !req
354. TO GIVE US THE CART BACK.Copy !req
355. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME —Copy !req
356. 'CAUSE IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.Copy !req
357. YOU'RE WRONG!Copy !req
358. YOU'RE ALL LIKE, "THAT'LL NEVERCopy !req
359. HAPPEN," AND THEN WE'LL GET ALLCopy !req
360. COOL, AND YOU'LL BE ALL LIKE,Copy !req
361. "WHOA!" AND THEN WE'LL BE ALLCopy !req
362. LIKE, "IN YO' FACE!"Copy !req
363. AND THEN I'LL BE ALLCopy !req
364. LIKE, "GET BACK TO WORK!"Copy !req
365. DUDE, WE CAN TOTALLYCopy !req
366. GET BENSON TO ADMIT WE'RE COOL.Copy !req
367. YEAH, DUDE.Copy !req
368. HEY, BENSON.Copy !req
369. CHECK OUT OUR COOL NEW RIDES.Copy !req
370. BET YOU THINK WE'RECopy !req
371. PRETTY COOL, HUH?Copy !req
372. WHAT?Copy !req
373. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELLCopy !req
374. YOU TWO?Copy !req
375. YOU ARE NOT COOL!Copy !req
376. NOW GET BACK TO WORK!Copy !req
377. UGH!Copy !req
378. MUSCLE MAN, WHAT ARE THOSECopy !req
379. THINGS?Copy !req
380. Muscle Man: THOSE ARE LOSERS,Copy !req
381. BABY.Copy !req
382. YOU DON'T WANT NOTHING TO DOCopy !req
383. WITH THOSE.Copy !req
384. WHOOOOOO!Copy !req
385. LATER, GRANDMAS!Copy !req
386. DUDE, IT'S TIME TOCopy !req
387. DO SOME SHOPPING.Copy !req
388. Muscle Man: HEY, DORKWADS!Copy !req
389. HUH? WHOA!Copy !req
390. YOU GUYS ACTUALLY LOOK KIND OFCopy !req
391. COOL!Copy !req
392. THAT'S UNEXPECTED.Copy !req
393. THANKS, BRO.Copy !req
394. Muscle Man: COOL!Copy !req
395. WHY, YES, FELLOWS.Copy !req
396. HEY!Copy !req
397. QUIT MURMURING EXCITEDLY!Copy !req
398. THESE TWO ARE NOT COOL.Copy !req
399. DUDE, BENSON,Copy !req
400. JUST ADMIT IT.Copy !req
401. YOU'LL NEVER BE COOL,Copy !req
402. NO MATTER HOW MANY TRENDYCopy !req
403. CLOTHES YOU WEAR.Copy !req
404. YOU DON'T KNOW HOWCopy !req
405. WRONG YOU ARE.Copy !req
406. GET BACK TO WORK —Copy !req
407. ALL OF YOU!Copy !req
408. UGH!Copy !req
409. I CAN'T BELIEVECopy !req
410. ALL THE CARRYING-ON GOING ON...Copy !req
411. COME ON, BENSON.Copy !req
412. YOU GOT TO ADMIT, THEY DO LOOKCopy !req
413. PRETTY COOL.Copy !req
414. YEAH, RIGHT!Copy !req
415. I DON'T HAVE TO ADMIT ANYTHING.Copy !req
416. ADMIT IT, BENSON.Copy !req
417. NO. YOU'RE NOT COOL.Copy !req
418. HOW 'BOUT NOW,Copy !req
419. BENSON?Copy !req
420. NO.Copy !req
421. WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GONNA GET ITCopy !req
422. THROUGH YOUR HEADS?Copy !req
423. NOTHING YOU SAY OR DO WILL EVERCopy !req
424. MAKE ME ADMIT YOU'RE COOL.Copy !req
425. YOU KNOW WHAT,Copy !req
426. BENSON?Copy !req
427. I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.Copy !req
428. WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.Copy !req
429. THAT'S THE COOLEST.Copy !req
430. THEY DON'T CARE WHAT OTHERCopy !req
431. PEOPLE THINK.Copy !req
432. FREEZE.Copy !req
433. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.Copy !req
434. FOR WHAT?Copy !req
435. FOR BEING TOO COOL.Copy !req
436. CHILL OUT!Copy !req
437. DUDE! WHERE ARE WE?Copy !req
438. YOU'RE IN INTERGALACTIC COOLCopy !req
439. COURT, GENTLEMEN, AND IT'S QUITECopy !req
440. A MESS YOU'VE GOTTEN INTO.Copy !req
441. EVERYBODY WELCOMECopy !req
442. JUDGE BROSEF CHILAXTO-O-O-O-WN!Copy !req
443. MORDECAI AND RIGBY, YOU ARECopy !req
444. BEING TRIED FOR CRIMES AGAINSTCopy !req
445. COOL-MANITY.Copy !req
446. OPENING STATEMENTS.Copy !req
447. DIG THIS, YOUR HONOR.Copy !req
448. THESE CATS HAVE THROWN OFF THECopy !req
449. BALANCE OF COOL IN THE UNIVERSE.Copy !req
450. THE CONCENTRATION OF COOL IS SOCopy !req
451. DENSE AT THE PARK, IT WILLCopy !req
452. IMPLODE INTO A COOLNESSCopy !req
453. SINGULARITY — A BLACK HOLE FROMCopy !req
454. WHICH NO COOLNESS CAN ESCAPE.Copy !req
455. THESE DUDES ARE TOO COOL.Copy !req
456. AND THEY MUST BE PUNISHED.Copy !req
457. DUDE, THIS ISCopy !req
458. CRAZY!Copy !req
459. YEAH, WE JUST WANTEDCopy !req
460. TO BE COOL ENOUGH FOR BENSON TOCopy !req
461. GIVE US BACK THE CART.Copy !req
462. LISTEN, JUST LET ME DO THECopy !req
463. TALKING, GUYS.Copy !req
464. DEFENSE, YOUR STATEMENT.Copy !req
465. YOUR HONOR, MY OPPONENT ISCopy !req
466. SURELY MISTAKEN.Copy !req
467. ONE ONLY NEEDS TO LOOK AT MYCopy !req
468. CLIENTS TO SEE THEY'RE JUST NOTCopy !req
469. THAT COOL.Copy !req
470. WE PLEAD "NOT COOL" AND ASK THATCopy !req
471. THE CHARGES BE DROPPED.Copy !req
472. VERY WELL.Copy !req
473. YOU MAY CALL YOUR FIRST WITNESS.Copy !req
474. I WOULD LIKE TO CALL...Copy !req
475. MUSCLE MAN TO THE STAND.Copy !req
476. Muscle Man: HUH? WHA—Copy !req
477. WHERE AM I?Copy !req
478. MUSCLE MAN, WHERE WERE YOUCopy !req
479. THE MORNING OF MARCH 18th?Copy !req
480. Muscle Man: UHHH...Copy !req
481. I PASSED THOSE DWEEBS ON THEIRCopy !req
482. LAME BIKES.Copy !req
483. WOULD YOU SAY THEY...Copy !req
484. LOOKED COOL?Copy !req
485. Muscle Man:Copy !req
486. NO WAY!Copy !req
487. THEY LOOKED LIKE LOSERS.Copy !req
488. YES, PRECISELY.Copy !req
489. UNCOOL LOSERS.Copy !req
490. PROSECUTOR, YOUR WITNESS.Copy !req
491. UH... MR. MAN, WHERE WERE YOUCopy !req
492. ONLY A FEW DAYS LATER?Copy !req
493. Muscle Man: I DON'T HAVE TOCopy !req
494. ANSWER THAT.Copy !req
495. PERMISSION TO TREAT THIS CATCopy !req
496. AS HOSTILE.Copy !req
497. I'M COOL WITH THAT.Copy !req
498. Muscle Man: UHH...Copy !req
499. AAAAAAH!Copy !req
500. I SAW THEM AGAIN AND ADMITTEDCopy !req
501. THEY LOOKED PRETTY COOL!Copy !req
502. MAN, TELEPORTCopy !req
503. THIS FOOL OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
504. YIKES.Copy !req
505. YEAH, THOSE DUDES ARE THECopy !req
506. MOST UNCOOL DUDES EVER.Copy !req
507. AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT I WOULDCopy !req
508. HAVE SAID BEFORE THOSE DUDESCopy !req
509. BECAME THE COOLEST DUDES EVER!Copy !req
510. THEY BROUGHT TONS OF BUSINESSCopy !req
511. INTO MY STORE!Copy !req
512. I GOT NUMERICAL EVIDENCE —Copy !req
513. RIGHT HERE!Copy !req
514. CHECK IT OUT, SON!Copy !req
515. UH... NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.Copy !req
516. PLEASE PLACE YOUR HANDS ONCopy !req
517. THIS STACK OF RARECopy !req
518. BRAIN EXPLOSION 45s.Copy !req
519. NOW, DO YOU CATS SWEAR?Copy !req
520. WE SWEAR.Copy !req
521. THEY SWEAR!Copy !req
522. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE ISCopy !req
523. NOTHING COOLER THAN THA-A-T!Copy !req
524. DUDE. NICE.Copy !req
525. THANKS, YOUR HONOR.Copy !req
526. HUNH!Copy !req
527. DUDE, GARY!Copy !req
528. OBJECTION!Copy !req
529. OVERRULED!Copy !req
530. OVERRULED, JUDGE?Copy !req
531. OR IS IT "OVER-COOLED"?Copy !req
532. CAN YOU READ THAT BACK TO ME?Copy !req
533. "OVERRULED, JUDGE?Copy !req
534. OR IS IT 'OVER-COOLED?'"Copy !req
535. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THECopy !req
536. AUDIENCE, TAKE A LOOK ATCopy !req
537. YOURSELVES.Copy !req
538. GO AHEAD, LOOK.Copy !req
539. IRONIC T-SHIRTS, HAT STACKING,Copy !req
540. MESH GLOVES — THESE CATSCopy !req
541. STARTED ALL THAT!Copy !req
542. TRENDSETTERS CAN MAKE EVEN THECopy !req
543. MOST UNCOOL THINGS COOL.Copy !req
544. CHECK EXHIBIT "A."Copy !req
545. YES, THESE BIKES ARE LAME,Copy !req
546. BUT I ASK YOU, HOW DID YOU ALLCopy !req
547. GET TO COURT TODAY?Copy !req
548. THE PROSECUTION RESTS!Copy !req
549. WELL, I'M OUT OF IDEAS.Copy !req
550. YOU KNOW ANYBODY WHO REALLYCopy !req
551. THINKS YOU GUYS ARE UNCOOL?Copy !req
552. IN LIGHT OF THIS NEWCopy !req
553. EVIDENCE, AND THE FACT THAT THECopy !req
554. PROSECUTION'S TESTIMONY WASCopy !req
555. PRETTY AWESOME, I AM PREPARED TOCopy !req
556. MAKE A RULING.Copy !req
557. YOUR HONOR, I HAVE A SURPRISECopy !req
558. WITNESS.Copy !req
559. HUH?Copy !req
560. OBJECTION!Copy !req
561. SURPRISE WITNESSES ARE UNCOOL!Copy !req
562. JUST ROLL WITH IT, BRAH.Copy !req
563. I'LL ALLOW IT.Copy !req
564. I WOULD LIKE TO CALL...Copy !req
565. BENSON TO THE STAND.Copy !req
566. HUH? WHA—Copy !req
567. OH. IT'S YOU TWO.Copy !req
568. WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOURSELVESCopy !req
569. INTO NOW?Copy !req
570. BENSON, HAVING KNOWN THECopy !req
571. DEFENDANTS LONGER THAN ANY OTHERCopy !req
572. WITNESS, YOU'RE IN A SPECIALCopy !req
573. POSITION TO JUDGE THE COOLNESSCopy !req
574. OF MY CLIENTS, ARE YOU NOT?Copy !req
575. Y-Y-YEAH, I GUESS.Copy !req
576. I HOPE THIS WORKS.Copy !req
577. DUDE, HE'LL NEVERCopy !req
578. ADMIT IT.Copy !req
579. WE'RE HOME-FREE.Copy !req
580. NOW, BENSON, ARE MORDECAI ANDCopy !req
581. RIGBY COOL?Copy !req
582. HA!Copy !req
583. ARE THO GUYS COOL?Copy !req
584. BENSON!Copy !req
585. THIS IS NO JOKE, DUDE!Copy !req
586. THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE HANGSCopy !req
587. IN THE BALANCE!Copy !req
588. ANSWER THE QUESTION.Copy !req
589. AND REMEMBER, LYING UNDER OATHCopy !req
590. IS NO COOL.Copy !req
591. UM...Copy !req
592. MORDECAI AND RIGBYCopy !req
593. ARE THE COOLEST GUYS I KNOW.Copy !req
594. OH, NO.Copy !req
595. MEMBERS OF THE COURT, THECopy !req
596. TESTIMONY GIVEN TO US HAS PROVENCopy !req
597. QUITE CLEARLY THAT THECopy !req
598. DEFENDANTS ARE...Copy !req
599. GUILTY OF BEING TOO COOL.Copy !req
600. THE SENTENCE — DEATH.Copy !req
601. WHAT?Copy !req
602. TAKE THEM AWAY.Copy !req
603. PLEASE!Copy !req
604. NO!Copy !req
605. UGH!Copy !req
606. AAH!Copy !req
607. WHAT?Copy !req
608. GET ON THE BIKES NOW!Copy !req
609. NOT COOL, BRO!Copy !req
610. UGH!Copy !req
611. GO!Copy !req
612. STOP THEM!Copy !req
613. FREEZE!Copy !req
614. AAAAAAH!Copy !req
615. THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!Copy !req
616. STOP!Copy !req
617. COURT IS ADJOURNED,Copy !req
618. LOSERS.Copy !req
619. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
620. WHOA!Copy !req
621. WHOO-HOO! WE DID IT!Copy !req
622. DUDE, BENSON, THATCopy !req
623. WAS SO COOL OF YOU TO HELP USCopy !req
624. ESCAPE LIKE THAT.Copy !req
625. YEAH, SO COOL, MAN!Copy !req
626. THANKS,Copy !req
627. GUYS.Copy !req
628. COMING FROM YOU, THAT MEANS ACopy !req
629. LOT.Copy !req
630. HEY,Copy !req
631. SO YOU ADMITTED WE'RE COOL.Copy !req
632. YOU'RE GONNA GIVE US THE CARTCopy !req
633. BACK NOW, RIGHT?Copy !req
634. NO.Copy !req