Regular Show 3x6

Carl Weathers as God of Basketball voice) • Janie Haddad Tompkins as Margaret (voice)

Mordecai needs access to the computer so he and Rigby challenge Muscle Man and High Five Ghost to a basketball game for a week’s worth of computer time.

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1. GONNA GO?

2. WHICH WAY AM I GONNA GO?

3. HUH! UNH!

4. STUFFED AGAIN!

5. MORDECAI, IT'S FOR YOU.

6. DUDE, PAUSE IT.

7. PAUSE IT!

8. OKAY! OKAY! GEEZ.

9. HELLO?

10. HEY, MORDECAI.

11. IT'S MARGARET.

12. GO?

13. WHICH WAY AM I GONNA GO? HUNH!

14. EAT ON THAT, MORDECAI.

15. UH...

16. DUDE, DUDE.

17. MARGARET JUST CALLED.

18. WHAT? WHY?

19. MAKE HER A WEBSITE.

20. BOO.

21. "HOOP JAMS 5,000"?

22. MORDECAI?

23. MORDECAI!

24. COME ON, MAN!

25. YOU CAN'T EVEN DO IT RIGHT NOW

26. ANYWAY.

27. THE WHOLE DAY.

28. WHAT?

29. HE'S NOT EVEN HERE.

30. HE'S PLAYING BASKETBALL.

31. Muscle Man: BOOM SHAKA-LAKA!

32. OH, WELL.

33. YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE.

34. I'M SURE THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A

35. SECOND ANYWAYS.

36. Muscle Man: WHAT ARE YOU

37. DOING?

38. SHEET?

39. PLAYING BASKETBALL.

40. Muscle Man: OH, YOU FIGURED?

41. YOU FIGURED YOU'D USE THE

42. COMPUTER ON SOMEONE ELSE'S TIME

43. SLOT?

44. WELL, DUDE —

45. Muscle Man: YOU WAIT YOUR

46. THIS JOINT.

47. NOW, GET LOST!

48. I GOT TO WATCH MY DOWNLOADS.

49. JERK?

50. Muscle Man:

51. OH, FORGET THIS.

52. Muscle Man: DID I NOT MAKE

53. MYSELF CLEAR?

54. WHAT?

55. YOU'RE NOT EVEN USING IT!

56. Muscle Man: I'M WAITING FOR

57. ONLINE YESTERDAY.

58. WHAT?

59. YESTERDAY?

60. Muscle Man: WHY YOU GOT TO

61. TAKE IT THERE, BRO?

62. OH, YOU FOOLS DEFINITELY AREN'T

63. GETTING THE COMPUTER NOW.

64. WHO YOU CALLING FOOL?

65. DUDE, I NEED THE

66. MARGARET.

67. BASKETBALL FOR IT?

68. Muscle Man: PBHT!

69. YOU GUYS DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

70. OH, YEAH?

71. WEEK.

72. Muscle Man: OH, YOU'RE ON!

73. ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

74. WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST?

75. CHECK.

76. Muscle Man: MATE.

77. Muscle Man:

78. AW!

79. Muscle Man: YEAH, BABY!

80. GO AHEAD.

81. YOU CAN'T MAKE IT FROM THERE.

82. OH-HO! BRICK!

83. Muscle Man: OH, SNAP!

84. HEY, MORDECAI.

85. YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE

86. CONFUSED.

87. ONE MORE POINT TO WIN?

88. WHAT?

89. Muscle Man:

90. BOOM SHAKA-LAKA!

91. COMPUTER RIGHTS FOR A WEEK!

92. FOR A WEEK?

93. MY MOM!

94. HEY, MORDECAI!

95. WEBSITE.

96. NO PROBLEM.

97. MUSCLE MAN, COMPUTER RIGHTS FOR

98. A MONTH.

99. Muscle Man: I DON'T KNOW,

100. BRO.

101. I THINK IT'S WORTH MORE TO YOU

102. THAN THAT.

103. TWO MONTHS.

104. Muscle Man: DEAL.

105. WHOO-HOO!

106. WHOO-HOO!

107. OH, YES!

108. TWO MONTHS OF COMPUTER RIGHTS!

109. HAVE TO GO WITHOUT HER WEBPAGE,

110. YOU LOSER.

111. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

112. BASKETBALL SUCKS!

113. WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT

114. BASKETBALL?

115. UH, NOTHING.

116. YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

117. YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY THINK IT

118. SUCKS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE

119. FUNDAMENTALS.

120. Muscle Man: SAVE YOUR BREATH,

121. OLD MAN.

122. THESE JOKERS ARE A LOST CAUSE.

123. NOT TO ME, THEY'RE NOT.

124. I'M THE BEST BASKETBALL COACH

125. THAT EVER LIVED.

126. I CAN TRAIN ANYBODY.

127. Muscle Man: WHATEVER,

128. GRANDPA.

129. IF YOU WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME,

130. THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS.

131. TIME I NEED TO START USING.

132. COME ON, FIVES.

133. LET'S GO CHECK THE WEATHER

134. REPORT.

135. DON'T WORRY, MORDECAI AND

136. RIGBY.

137. I'M GONNA TEACH YOU TO PLAY

138. POT-BELLIED LEPRECHAUN.

139. HOW DOES THAT SOUND?

140. AWESOME.

141. MAN, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!

142. OF ALL TIME?

143. DUDE, COME ON.

144. WE'RE TRYING OUR BEST.

145. YEAH.

146. PRACTICE.

147. NO, YOU JUST NEED TO NOT PLAY

148. BASKETBALL, BUT I CAN'T HAVE

149. THAT LITTLE PUDGY, GREEN IDIOT

150. TALKING TRASH ABOUT MY COACHING,

151. SO...

152. SO I'M JUST GONNA GIVE YOU THE

153. POWERS.

154. AH, SWEET!

155. NOW, ICE THAT GREEN FOOL SO

156. WEBPAGE.

157. 'SUP NOW, LOSERS?

158. YOU READY TO GET DESTROYED?

159. Muscle Man: I DON'T KNOW IF I

160. THAT OLD MAN TRAINED YOU.

161. IF I'M GONNA GET OUT OF THIS

162. SEAT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE

163. IT WORTH MY TIME.

164. FOR LIFE.

165. Muscle Man:

166. ONE GAME, WINNER

167. TAKES ALL.

168. Muscle Man: OH-HO, THIS IS

169. GONNA BE TOO SWEET.

170. NOW THAT THE STAKES ARE SERIOUS,

171. WE'RE GONNA PLAY A REAL GAME OF

172. BASKETBALL.

173. FIRST PERSON TO 21 WINS.

174. STREET RULES!

175. FINE WITH ME.

176. Muscle Man: WHAT?

177. HOW DID YOU —

178. STAY OUT MY KITCHEN!

179. DENIED!

180. Muscle Man: WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE!

181. OHHHHHHH!

182. Muscle Man: NO ONE COULD HAVE

183. TRAINED THEM THAT CRAZY.

184. TAKE A DIVE, FIVES.

185. I'VE GOT A PLAN.

186. Hi Five Ghost: OH! OHHHHH!

187. Muscle Man: OH, DUDES!

188. FIVES IS HURT!

189. DUDE, GET UP.

190. Muscle Man: HEY, BRO, YOU

191. JUST TOOK OUT MY TEAMMATE!

192. THE PARK, AND I CHOOSE THAT GUY.

193. AW, WHAT?

194. YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

195. SORRY, GUYS, BUT THE RULES

196. ARE THE RULES.

197. HE CAN'T PLAY YOU TWO ON ONE.

198. Muscle Man: THAT'S RIGHT.

199. POWERS, TOO.

200. OH, YEAH.

201. IT'S ON, LADIES.

202. WHAT — WHAT NOW?

203. W-W-W-W-WHICH WAY AM I GONNA GO?

204. WHICH WAY AM I GONNA GO?

205. THIS IS GONNA BE SO EASY.

206. YEAH, FOR US.

207. IN YOUR FACE!

208. Muscle Man: ACTUALLY, BRO, IN

209. YOURS!

210. 19-17, US.

211. GAME POINT.

212. HA, WHAT?

213. HOW ARE WE LOSING?

214. Muscle Man: UM, MAYBE BECAUSE

215. YOU SUCK AND I HATE YOU.

216. HMM, HMM. HMM-HMM-HMM!

217. Muscle Man: OH, SNAP.

218. KNOW THAT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO

219. USE THE INTERNET AT YOUR MOM'S

220. FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?

221. Muscle Man: JOKE ALL YOU

222. WANT, RIGBY.

223. GAME.

224. AND YOU GUYS ARE GOING DOWN.

225. COME ON.

226. "D" UP, MORDECAI!

227. YOU BETTER LISTEN TO YOUR

228. FRIEND, MORDECAI, 'CAUSE THIS IS

229. ABOUT TO GET SERIOUS UP IN HERE.

230. Muscle Man: LET GO OF IT!

231. HOLD ON!

232. I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN!

233. Muscle Man: OH, NO!

234. DO IT!

235. OH, DUDE, WE DID

236. IT.

237. WE WON!

238. YEY-YEAH!

239. Muscle Man:

240. OH, NO, BRO.

241. YEAH!

242. WE GET THE COMPUTER FOR LIFE!

243. HEY, GUYS. GOOD GAME.

244. THANKS, MAN.

245. YEAH. THANKS, DUDE.

246. Muscle Man: MAN, I COULD HAVE

247. KEPT FIVES IN THERE, AND HE

248. "D" THAN YOU!

249. COME ON, MAN.

250. THAT WAS A GOOD GAME.

251. Muscle Man: WHATEVER.

252. I'M OUT OF HERE.

253. I HOPE HE DOESN'T GIVE UP ON

254. BASKETBALL BECAUSE OF THIS.

255. LOSE SOME WEIGHT.

256. MORDECAI!

257. HEY, MORDECAI!

258. MARGARET.

259. HEY. HOW ARE YOU?

260. GOOD. GOOD.

261. HEY, YOU LOOKED PRETTY HOT OUT

262. THERE.

263. HA.

264. YEAH, I GUESS I AM PRETTY HOT...

265. YOUR WEBSITE.

266. OH, MY WEBSITE?

267. THAT WAS TWO MONTHS AGO, BUT

268. IT'S OKAY.

269. EILEEN FINISHED IT FOR ME.

270. GOT TO RUN.

271. TIME SPEEDS UP IN SPACE, BRO.

272. BUT, HEY, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT

273. SIDE.

274. AT LEAST SHE SAID YOU'RE HOT.

275. AAAAAAAARRRRGHHH!

276. CARTIN'?

277. YOU KNOW IT.

278. AW, WHAT?

279. WHERE'S THE CART?

280. IT'S AT THE SHOP!

281. YESTERDAY, YOUR CART PRIVILEGES

282. HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN REVOKED.

283. FOR LITTLE KIDS!

284. HEY, YOU WANT TO ACT

285. LIKE KIDS, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.

286. BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA

287. LOOK COOL RIDING KIDS' BIKES

288. AROUND!

289. WHAT?

290. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S COOL?

291. DOING YOUR JOB, RESPECTING PARK

292. PROPERTY.

293. YOU'RE HERE TO WORK, NOT TO BE

294. COOL.

295. WELL, FINE!

296. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WE DON'T

297. HAVE THE CART.

298. WE CAN BE COOL NO MATTER WHAT.

299. I MEAN, WITH SOME MAINTENANCE,

300. SOME NEW PAINT, THESE BIKES

301. WILL BE SO COOL.

302. YEAH.

303. AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO ADMIT

304. THAT WE'RE COOL, TOO.

305. YEAH, RIGHT.

306. THE DAY I ADMIT YOU'RE COOL IS

307. CART.

308. BUT WE ARE COOL.

309. NO, YOU'RE NOT.

310. OKAY, HOW ABOUT

311. THIS?

312. THAT WE'RE COOL, THEN YOU HAVE

313. TO GIVE US THE CART BACK.

314. 'CAUSE IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.

315. YOU'RE WRONG!

316. YOU'RE ALL LIKE, "THAT'LL NEVER

317. HAPPEN," AND THEN WE'LL GET ALL

318. COOL, AND YOU'LL BE ALL LIKE,

319. "WHOA!" AND THEN WE'LL BE ALL

320. LIKE, "IN YO' FACE!"

321. AND THEN I'LL BE ALL

322. LIKE, "GET BACK TO WORK!"

323. DUDE, WE CAN TOTALLY

324. GET BENSON TO ADMIT WE'RE COOL.

325. YEAH, DUDE.

326. HEY, BENSON.

327. CHECK OUT OUR COOL NEW RIDES.

328. BET YOU THINK WE'RE

329. PRETTY COOL, HUH?

330. WHAT?

331. YOU TWO?

332. YOU ARE NOT COOL!

333. NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

334. UGH!

335. MUSCLE MAN, WHAT ARE THOSE

336. THINGS?

337. Muscle Man: THOSE ARE LOSERS,

338. BABY.

339. YOU DON'T WANT NOTHING TO DO

340. WITH THOSE.

341. WHOOOOOO!

342. LATER, GRANDMAS!

343. DUDE, IT'S TIME TO

344. DO SOME SHOPPING.

345. Muscle Man: HEY, DORKWADS!

346. HUH? WHOA!

347. COOL!

348. THAT'S UNEXPECTED.

349. THANKS, BRO.

350. Muscle Man: COOL!

351. WHY, YES, FELLOWS.

352. HEY!

353. QUIT MURMURING EXCITEDLY!

354. THESE TWO ARE NOT COOL.

355. DUDE, BENSON,

356. JUST ADMIT IT.

357. YOU'LL NEVER BE COOL,

358. CLOTHES YOU WEAR.

359. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW

360. WRONG YOU ARE.

361. ALL OF YOU!

362. UGH!

363. I CAN'T BELIEVE

364. ALL THE CARRYING-ON GOING ON...

365. COME ON, BENSON.

366. YOU GOT TO ADMIT, THEY DO LOOK

367. PRETTY COOL.

368. YEAH, RIGHT!

369. I DON'T HAVE TO ADMIT ANYTHING.

370. ADMIT IT, BENSON.

371. NO. YOU'RE NOT COOL.

372. HOW 'BOUT NOW,

373. BENSON?

374. NO.

375. THROUGH YOUR HEADS?

376. MAKE ME ADMIT YOU'RE COOL.

377. YOU KNOW WHAT,

378. BENSON?

379. I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.

380. WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

381. THAT'S THE COOLEST.

382. THEY DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER

383. PEOPLE THINK.

384. FREEZE.

385. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

386. FOR WHAT?

387. FOR BEING TOO COOL.

388. CHILL OUT!

389. DUDE! WHERE ARE WE?

390. YOU'RE IN INTERGALACTIC COOL

391. COURT, GENTLEMEN, AND IT'S QUITE

392. A MESS YOU'VE GOTTEN INTO.

393. EVERYBODY WELCOME

394. JUDGE BROSEF CHILAXTO-O-O-O-WN!

395. MORDECAI AND RIGBY, YOU ARE

396. COOL-MANITY.

397. OPENING STATEMENTS.

398. DIG THIS, YOUR HONOR.

399. BALANCE OF COOL IN THE UNIVERSE.

400. DENSE AT THE PARK, IT WILL

401. WHICH NO COOLNESS CAN ESCAPE.

402. THESE DUDES ARE TOO COOL.

403. AND THEY MUST BE PUNISHED.

404. DUDE, THIS IS

405. CRAZY!

406. YEAH, WE JUST WANTED

407. GIVE US BACK THE CART.

408. LISTEN, JUST LET ME DO THE

409. TALKING, GUYS.

410. DEFENSE, YOUR STATEMENT.

411. YOUR HONOR, MY OPPONENT IS

412. SURELY MISTAKEN.

413. CLIENTS TO SEE THEY'RE JUST NOT

414. THAT COOL.

415. WE PLEAD "NOT COOL" AND ASK THAT

416. THE CHARGES BE DROPPED.

417. VERY WELL.

418. YOU MAY CALL YOUR FIRST WITNESS.

419. I WOULD LIKE TO CALL...

420. MUSCLE MAN TO THE STAND.

421. Muscle Man: HUH? WHA—

422. WHERE AM I?

423. MUSCLE MAN, WHERE WERE YOU

424. THE MORNING OF MARCH 18th?

425. Muscle Man: UHHH...

426. LAME BIKES.

427. WOULD YOU SAY THEY...

428. LOOKED COOL?

429. Muscle Man:

430. NO WAY!

431. THEY LOOKED LIKE LOSERS.

432. YES, PRECISELY.

433. UNCOOL LOSERS.

434. PROSECUTOR, YOUR WITNESS.

435. UH... MR. MAN, WHERE WERE YOU

436. ONLY A FEW DAYS LATER?

437. Muscle Man: I DON'T HAVE TO

438. ANSWER THAT.

439. PERMISSION TO TREAT THIS CAT

440. AS HOSTILE.

441. I'M COOL WITH THAT.

442. Muscle Man: UHH...

443. AAAAAAH!

444. THEY LOOKED PRETTY COOL!

445. MAN, TELEPORT

446. THIS FOOL OUT OF HERE!

447. YIKES.

448. YEAH, THOSE DUDES ARE THE

449. MOST UNCOOL DUDES EVER.

450. AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT I WOULD

451. BECAME THE COOLEST DUDES EVER!

452. INTO MY STORE!

453. RIGHT HERE!

454. CHECK IT OUT, SON!

455. UH... NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.

456. PLEASE PLACE YOUR HANDS ON

457. BRAIN EXPLOSION 45s.

458. NOW, DO YOU CATS SWEAR?

459. WE SWEAR.

460. THEY SWEAR!

461. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE IS

462. NOTHING COOLER THAN THA-A-T!

463. DUDE. NICE.

464. THANKS, YOUR HONOR.

465. HUNH!

466. DUDE, GARY!

467. OBJECTION!

468. OVERRULED!

469. OVERRULED, JUDGE?

470. OR IS IT "OVER-COOLED"?

471. CAN YOU READ THAT BACK TO ME?

472. "OVERRULED, JUDGE?

473. OR IS IT 'OVER-COOLED?'"

474. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE

475. AUDIENCE, TAKE A LOOK AT

476. YOURSELVES.

477. GO AHEAD, LOOK.

478. IRONIC T-SHIRTS, HAT STACKING,

479. STARTED ALL THAT!

480. MOST UNCOOL THINGS COOL.

481. CHECK EXHIBIT "A."

482. YES, THESE BIKES ARE LAME,

483. BUT I ASK YOU, HOW DID YOU ALL

484. GET TO COURT TODAY?

485. THE PROSECUTION RESTS!

486. WELL, I'M OUT OF IDEAS.

487. THINKS YOU GUYS ARE UNCOOL?

488. IN LIGHT OF THIS NEW

489. EVIDENCE, AND THE FACT THAT THE

490. PROSECUTION'S TESTIMONY WAS

491. PRETTY AWESOME, I AM PREPARED TO

492. MAKE A RULING.

493. YOUR HONOR, I HAVE A SURPRISE

494. WITNESS.

495. HUH?

496. OBJECTION!

497. SURPRISE WITNESSES ARE UNCOOL!

498. JUST ROLL WITH IT, BRAH.

499. I'LL ALLOW IT.

500. I WOULD LIKE TO CALL...

501. BENSON TO THE STAND.

502. HUH? WHA—

503. OH. IT'S YOU TWO.

504. INTO NOW?

505. BENSON, HAVING KNOWN THE

506. WITNESS, YOU'RE IN A SPECIAL

507. OF MY CLIENTS, ARE YOU NOT?

508. Y-Y-YEAH, I GUESS.

509. I HOPE THIS WORKS.

510. DUDE, HE'LL NEVER

511. ADMIT IT.

512. WE'RE HOME-FREE.

513. NOW, BENSON, ARE MORDECAI AND

514. RIGBY COOL?

515. HA!

516. ARE THO GUYS COOL?

517. BENSON!

518. THIS IS NO JOKE, DUDE!

519. IN THE BALANCE!

520. ANSWER THE QUESTION.

521. AND REMEMBER, LYING UNDER OATH

522. IS NO COOL.

523. UM...

524. ARE THE COOLEST GUYS I KNOW.

525. OH, NO.

526. MEMBERS OF THE COURT, THE

527. DEFENDANTS ARE...

528. GUILTY OF BEING TOO COOL.

529. THE SENTENCE — DEATH.

530. WHAT?

531. TAKE THEM AWAY.

532. PLEASE!

533. NO!

534. UGH!

535. AAH!

536. WHAT?

537. GET ON THE BIKES NOW!

538. NOT COOL, BRO!

539. UGH!

540. GO!

541. STOP THEM!

542. FREEZE!

543. AAAAAAH!

544. THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!

545. STOP!

546. COURT IS ADJOURNED,

547. LOSERS.

548. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

549. WHOA!

550. WHOO-HOO! WE DID IT!

551. DUDE, BENSON, THAT

552. ESCAPE LIKE THAT.

553. YEAH, SO COOL, MAN!

554. THANKS,

555. GUYS.

556. COMING FROM YOU, THAT MEANS A

557. LOT.

558. HEY,

559. SO YOU ADMITTED WE'RE COOL.

560. YOU'RE GONNA GIVE US THE CART

561. BACK NOW, RIGHT?

562. NO.