Regular Show 3x4

Robin Atkin Downes as Herold (voice) • Julian Holloway as Archie (voice) • Tara Platt as Mom (voice)

A three-part Halloween special in which terrifying tales are told. In "Creepy Doll", the guys discover an old doll that wants revenge on Pops. In "Death Metal Crash Pit", a pit is haunted by a 1980s death-metal band. In the last segment, "In the House", Mordecai dresses up as a father with five "kids", to receive more Halloween candy, while Rigby goes as a robber and scares away people.

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1. OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT.

2. AND WHAT ARE YOU CUTIES SUPPOSED

3. TO BE?

4. GHOSTS.

5. THEY'RE GHOSTS.

6. OH, WELL, I KNOW, BUT I WAS

7. JUST ASKING.

8. WELL, THEY DON'T

9. TALK MUCH.

10. THEY'RE SHY.

11. OH. MM-HMM.

12. WELL, HERE YOU GO, KIDS.

13. HAPPY

14. HALLOWEEN.

15. WHAT DO WE SAY?

16. TRICK OR TREAT!

17. TRICK OR TREAT!

18. TRICK OR TREAT!

19. TRICK OR TREAT!

20. TRICK OR TREAT!

21. UH...

22. HEY, WAIT A SECOND!

23. ARE THOSE EVEN KIDS IN THOSE

24. COSTUMES?

25. UGGGGGGH!

26. UNBELIEVABLE!

27. HA!

28. AAAH!

29. GIMME CANDY, LADY!

30. AAAAAAAAAAH!

31. AW, MAN!

32. UGGGGGGH!

33. MAN, THIS IS LAME.

34. WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE FOR HOURS,

35. AND I HARDLY HAVE ANY CANDY TO

36. SHOW FOR IT.

37. YEAH, WELL, I TOLD

38. YOU JUMPING OUT OF THE BUSHES

39. WASN'T A GOOD IDEA.

40. I'M AN OLD-TIMEY

41. ROBBER.

42. IT'S WHAT I DO.

43. COME ON.

44. YOU GOT TO COMMIT TO THE PART.

45. YEAH, WELL, YOU

46. SHOULD'VE COMMITTED TO DRESSING

47. UP AS A DAD, LIKE ME, 'CAUSE YOU

48. WOULD HAVE GOT FIVE TIMES THE

49. CANDY.

50. I'M NOT DRESSING LIKE

51. A DAD.

52. IT'S LAME.

53. YEAH, WELL, I'M

54. JUST SAYIN'.

55. YEAH, WELL, WHAT'S THE

56. POINT OF DRESSING UP IF YOU'RE

57. NOT GONNA DRESS UP TO LOOK COOL?

58. DUDE, IT'S TO GET

59. CANDY.

60. THE POINT OF DRESSING UP IS TO

61. GET A BUTTLOAD OF CANDY —

62. WHICH I DID, SO I'M CALLING IT A

63. NIGHT.

64. WHAT?

65. NO, COME ON, MAN.

66. JUST ONE MORE HOUSE.

67. FINE.

68. WHATEVER, DUDE.

69. JUST MAKE IT QUICK.

70. TRICK OR TREAT!

71. AW, COME ON, MAN!

72. TRICK OR TREAT!

73. I SAID, "TRICK OR TREAT"!

74. AAAAAAAAAH!

75. DID YOU SEE THAT?

76. YEAH, THEY'RE NOT

77. HOME.

78. LET'S GO.

79. NO, THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY

80. HOME AND CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO

81. GIVE OUT SOME CANDY!

82. THEY'RE GONNA PAY.

83. DUDE, COME ON.

84. DON'T EGG THE GUY'S HOUSE.

85. THAT'S NOT COOL.

86. WHY NOT?

87. THERE AREN'T ANY COPS AROUND.

88. HEY!

89. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE

90. EGGS?

91. YOU BETTER NOT BE EGGING HOUSES,

92. 'CAUSE THAT'S ILLEGAL.

93. NO, NO.

94. I WAS JUST... HAVING A SNACK.

95. YOU'RE HAVING RAW EGGS FOR A

96. SNACK — ON HALLOWEEN?

97. YEAH.

98. MM-MMM.

99. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

100. EUGGH.

101. I DON'T UNDERSTAND KIDS THESE

102. DAYS.

103. COME ON, DUDE.

104. LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE.

105. YOU HEARD WHAT THE COP SAID.

106. NO WAY.

107. I ATE A RAW EGG.

108. THIS GUY'S GONNA PAY.

109. RIGBY...

110. JUST RELAX, MAN.

111. UH, I THINK WE SHOULD JUST GO,

112. MAN.

113. HMPH. HMPH.

114. ALL RIGHT, LET'S ROLL.

115. WHOA!

116. YOU!

117. YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT.

118. AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

119. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

120. THAT'S IT?

121. I'M GOING BACK TO

122. WORK.

123. BUT IT WAS REALLY

124. SCARY.

125. AND YOU'RE PAYING FOR

126. THOSE EGGS!

127. TOUGH CROWD.

128. UGH!

129. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

130. THAT WIZARD IS COMING TO GET ME.

131. DUDE, NO ONE'S

132. COMING TO GET YOU.

133. THAT GUY WAS JUST SOME OLD CREEP

134. DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN.

135. NO WAY, MAN.

136. THAT GUY USED HIS MAGIC ON ME.

137. I CAN FEEL IT!

138. WHY'D YOU LET ME EGG THAT HOUSE?

139. I'LL TRADE YOU THIS

140. SPIDER RING FOR A CANDY BAR.

141. WHAT WAS THAT?

142. DUDE, THERE'S

143. NOTHING THERE.

144. ARE YOU GONNA TRADE ME THAT

145. CANDY BAR?

146. UH... SURE.

147. RIGBY, WHAT THE

148. HECK?

149. YOU'RE ACTING ALL PARANOID.

150. BUT I SAW SOMETHING!

151. WAIT.

152. DID YOU HEAR THAT?

153. HEAR WHAT?

154. AAH!

155. DUDE, THIS IS SERIOUS!

156. COME ON, RIGBY.

157. IF THAT WIZARD WAS GONNA GET

158. YOU, YOU'D BE DEAD BY NOW.

159. RIGBY?

160. I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.

161. RIGBY?

162. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

163. WHAT THE HECK IS

164. THAT?

165. AAAAAH!

166. IT WON'T COME OFF!

167. QUIT!

168. QUIT IT!

169. HUH?

170. THAT WIZARD PUT A CURSE ON YOU!

171. YOU THINK?

172. DUDE, YOU HAVE TO

173. APOLOGIZE TO HIM.

174. WHAT? NO WAY!

175. AAH!

176. OKAY. I'LL APOLOGIZE.

177. MORDECAI!

178. I CAN'T MOVE!

179. HANG ON! I'LL FIND THE WIZARD!

180. HELLO?

181. LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

182. DOING TO MY FRIEND, BUT, PLEASE,

183. JUST STOP.

184. HE'S SORRY FOR EGGING YOUR

185. HOUSE, OKAY?

186. SO, ARE WE COOL?

187. Mordecai.

188. AAH!

189. Mordecai, come in.

190. YEAH?

191. YEAH, WHAT'S UP, SKIPS?

192. You better get back to

193. the house — quick!

194. SURE.

195. BE RIGHT THERE.

196. Muscle Man: OH, SICK!

197. MORDECAI!

198. AAAH!

199. DUDE, YOU'RE A HOUSE!

200. DID YOU FIND THE

201. WIZARD?

202. HE WASN'T HOME.

203. GREAT.

204. AW, IT SMELLS LIKE RIGBY IN

205. HERE.

206. QUITE UNSETTLING.

207. Muscle Man: AW, CHECK IT!

208. STAIRS!

209. LET'S RUN ON THEM!

210. DUDE, THIS IS NUTS.

211. YOU'RE ACTUALLY A HOUSE.

212. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

213. I DON'T WANT TO STAY LIKE THIS

214. FOREVER.

215. I DON'T KNOW.

216. IT'S NOT SO BAD.

217. IT'S A LOT NICER THAN ANYTHING

218. YOU COULD EVER AFFORD.

219. Muscle Man: WHOA!

220. THERE'S EVEN A BATHROOM!

221. HEY, RIGBY, CAN I —

222. NO WAY!

223. HELLO?

224. IT'S FOR RIGBY.

225. PUT IT ON SPEAKER!

226. HOW DO YOU LIKE THE NEW BODY?

227. DON'T THINK THIS IS ALL OVER,

228. 'CAUSE I'M JUST GETTING STARTED.

229. YOU'RE GONNA PAY. YOU ARE —

230. HELLO?

231. LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS

232. IS, BUT YOU'D BETTER CHANGE

233. RIGBY BACK RIGHT NOW, OR I'M —

234. NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!

235. BENSON!

236. YOU THINK YOU CAN INTERRUPT

237. MY PHONE CALL AND GET AWAY WITH

238. IT?

239. NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA PAY!

240. SEE YOU SOON.

241. Muscle Man: HEY!

242. CREEPY WIZARD DUDE!

243. CHANGE RIGBY BACK AND THEN GET

244. OUT OF HERE!

245. DON'T MAKE ME ASK TWICE.

246. Pay. Pay.

247. You're all gonna pay.

248. Pay. Pay.

249. Muscle Man: QUIT WHISPERING

250. IN MY EAR, BRO!

251. You're all going to pay.

252. WHAT'S THE MATTER, MITCH?

253. DON'T HAVE ANY CLEVER JOKES

254. ABOUT YOUR MOMMY?

255. Muscle Man: DON'T TALK ABOUT

256. MY MOM!

257. OOF!

258. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

259. DID YOU GUYS SEE

260. THAT?

261. THIS IS NOT GOOD.

262. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO,

263. THEN?

264. GUYS?

265. WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

266. Muscle Man: I TOLD

267. YOU I WAS RIPPED.

268. AAH!

269. AAH!

270. NO, FIVES! WAIT!

271. Hi Five Ghost: HELLO?

272. GOODBYE!

273. Hi Five Ghost: AAH!

274. AAH!

275. Hi Five Ghost: WORST PHONE

276. CALL EVER.

277. UNH!

278. AAH!

279. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT,

280. GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

281. AAH!

282. AAH!

283. WHAT'S UP, GUMBALL?

284. SHOW YOURSELF.

285. BAD SHOW.

286. VERY BAD SHOW.

287. AAH!

288. AAAAAAAAH!

289. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

290. HELLO? IS ANYBODY THERE?

291. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?

292. RIGBY?

293. MORDECAI!

294. DON'T WORRY, RIGBY.

295. I'M HERE.

296. I WON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO

297. YOU.

298. HUH.

299. SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO

300. BE AS TALL AS RIGBY.

301. MORDECAI?

302. MORDECAI?

303. I'M SORRY, OKAY?

304. I SHOULDN'T HAVE EGGED YOUR

305. HOUSE!

306. DO YOU HEAR ME?

307. I'M SORRY!

308. I TOLD YOU YOU'D PAY.

309. WELL, THEN, WHAT ARE

310. YOU WAITING FOR?

311. DO IT! DO IT ALREADY!

312. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

313. HUH?

314. WHAT?

315. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?

316. WHAT?

317. YOU TURNED ME INTO A HOUSE AND

318. KILLED ALL MY FRIENDS JUST TO

319. THROW EGGS AT ME?

320. THAT'S IT?

321. YEP. THAT'S IT.

322. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

323. THE END.

324. Muscle Man: WEAK!

325. THAT'S IT?

326. WATCH OUT, GUYS.

327. SOME SCARY OLD GUY'S GONNA TURN

328. YOU INTO A HOUSE.

329. OUR STORY ABOUT WRECKING CARS IN

330. THE PIT WAS WAY BETTER.

331. YEAH!

332. OH, THAT'S NOT IT.

333. HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

334. ALL RIGHT!

335. JUST A FEW MORE BOXES TO GO.

336. OH, WONDERFUL!

337. I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR

338. HELPING ME CLEAN OUT MY ROOM.

339. IT'S JUST SO HARD TO KNOW WHAT

340. TO KEEP AND WHAT TO THROW AWAY.

341. YEAH, BUT DON'T

342. WORRY, POPS.

343. WE'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU.

344. IF IT'S COOL, KEEP IT.

345. AND IF IT'S LAME, THROW IT AWAY.

346. AH, YEAH! LAST BOX!

347. WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

348. UH...

349. EW.

350. OH, LOOK WHO IT IS.

351. MORDECAI AND RIGBY, THIS IS MY

352. OLD CHILDHOOD FRIEND PERCY.

353. PRETTY COOL, EH?

354. OH, DUDE...

355. NO, NOT COOL, POPS.

356. OH, BUT, NO, HE IS

357. COOL.

358. HE WAS THE MOST SOPHISTICATED

359. DOLL OF HIS DAY, WITH MORE THAN

360. 250 PHRASES STORED INSIDE.

361. WHY, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT HE'S

362. GOING TO SAY NEXT.

363. I'M GONNA DRAW ON YOUR FACE.

364. THAT'S REALLY CREEPY,

365. POPS.

366. CREEPY?

367. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

368. PERCY IS NOT AT ALL CREEPY.

369. SERIOUSLY, I'M GONNA DRAW ON

370. YOUR FACE.

371. POPS, POPS, LOOK.

372. YOU GOT TO GET RID OF THAT

373. THING.

374. WHAT?

375. ARE YOU SURE?

376. POPS, YOU'RE A GROWN

377. MAN.

378. IT'S JUST NOT COOL TO PLAY WITH

379. DOLLS.

380. OH, OUT WITH THE OLD

381. AND IN WITH THE NEW, EH?

382. HEY, POPS.

383. WE JUST FOUND A HORNETS' NEST.

384. WANT TO GO HUCK ROCKS AT IT?

385. AAH!

386. AW, POPS, WHAT

387. HAPPENED?

388. PERCY AND I WERE JUST

389. HAVING A PLAYDATE.

390. WHY DID YOU DRAW ALL

391. OVER YOUR FACE?

392. I DIDN'T.

393. PERCY DID IT.

394. ISN'T HE A RIOT?

395. POPS, WE TOLD YOU

396. IT WASN'T COOL TO PLAY WITH

397. DOLLS.

398. WEREN'T YOU GONNA THROW HIM

399. AWAY?

400. OH, YES, I TRIED, BUT

401. IT DIDN'T WORK.

402. LOOK, WE'LL DO IT

403. FOR YOU.

404. YEAH, TRUST US.

405. THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, POPS.

406. OH, OKAY.

407. DON'T WORRY, POPS.

408. WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM.

409. DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT?

410. I DON'T KNOW.

411. PROBABLY POPS BUMMED OUT THAT WE

412. THREW HIS DOLL AWAY OR

413. SOMETHING.

414. WE BETTER GO CHECK

415. ON HIM.

416. POPS?

417. HUH?

418. DUDE, IT'S LOCKED.

419. WHO'S POPS TALKING TO?

420. WHAT THE...

421. HERE, PERCY, HAVE SOME

422. TEA.

423. HAVE SOME TEA?

424. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

425. I DON'T WANT YOUR TEA.

426. I WANT TO DRAW ON YOUR FACE!

427. UH...

428. DUDE, WE GOT TO

429. HELP POPS.

430. STOP!

431. MORDECAI!

432. GET THIS PSYCHO OFF ME!

433. GET OFF HIM!

434. YOU'RE ALL GONNA GET DRAWN

435. ON!

436. POPS, ARE YOU ALL

437. RIGHT?

438. YES, I'M FINE.

439. DUDE, WHAT ARE WE

440. GONNA DO ABOUT THAT THING?

441. WE HAVE TO STOP

442. HIM.

443. DRAW... DRAW...

444. DID YOU HEAR THAT?

445. MORDECAI!

446. POPS, BRING ME THE MARKER SO

447. I CAN DRAW ON THEIR FACES.

448. NO.

449. WHAT?

450. BRING ME THE MARKER!

451. I SAID NO!

452. IT'S NOT COOL FOR A GROWN MAN TO

453. HAVE DOLLS.

454. YOU HAVE TO GO AWAY NOW, PERCY.

455. GIVE ME THAT MARKER!

456. NO!

457. NOOOOOOO!

458. NOOOOOOO!

459. MORDECAI, RIGBY, ARE

460. YOU ALL RIGHT?

461. UH, YEAH.

462. OH, THANK GOODNESS.

463. SEE, POPS, WE TOLD

464. YOU DOLLS AREN'T COOL.

465. THE END.

466. UH, I GUESS THAT

467. WAS KIND OF SCARY.

468. YES, BECAUSE OF THE

469. DOLL'S UNNATURAL DESIRE TO MARK

470. ON THINGS.

471. Muscle Man: UH, LAME!

472. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SAID THESE

473. STORIES WERE GONNA BE SCARY.

474. THANKS FOR WASTING OUR TIME.

475. COME ON, FIVES, LET'S BAIL.

476. SO, SERIOUSLY, CAN

477. WE STOP INVITING THEM TO STUFF?

478. Muscle Man: UHH! STUPID FOG!

479. IT'S MAKING IT SO I DON'T KNOW

480. WHERE I AM.

481. UHH!

482. WHAT IS THIS EVEN DOING HERE?

483. OH, NO! OUR TRAILER!

484. HEY, THAT'S NOT OUR TRAILER.

485. IT'S JUST A BIG PILE OF CAR

486. BARF.

487. ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M

488. THINKING?

489. Hi Five Ghost: CRASH PIT?

490. Muscle Man: CRASH PIT!

491. YEAH! YEAH!

492. DO IT!

493. UHH!

494. STEP ON IT!

495. CRASH

496. PIT!

497. CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT!

498. CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT!

499. CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT!

500. Muscle Man:

501. THAT WAS SO AWESOME!

502. OH, MAN, WE GOT TO LAUNCH THIS

503. PIECE INTO THE CRASH PIT.

504. IT WOULD BE UNPATRIOTIC NOT TO.

505. AW, WHAT?

506. IT WON'T OPEN.

507. OH!

508. Hi Five Ghost: WHAT WAS THAT?

509. Muscle Man: PROBABLY JUST THE

510. WIND.

511. COME ON!

512. LET'S DRIVE THIS BABY INTO THE

513. CRASH PIT!

514. AH, YEAH EVERY TIME.

515. Hi Five Ghost: YEAH!

516. Muscle Man: SAVAGE! SAVAGE!

517. SAVAGE! SAVAGE! SAVAGE! SAVAGE!

518. SAVAGE! SAVAGE!

519. YO, SCOTTIE, GET EVERYONE

520. TOGETHER.

521. WE JUST FOUND AN R.V., AND IT'S

522. GOING INTO THE CRASH PIT.

523. YEAH, MAN, I'LL GO FIND SOME

524. PEOPLE.

525. Muscle Man: LET'S DO THIS,

526. FIVES!

527. HUH?

528. UH, WHAT?

529. HUH?

530. FIVES!

531. Hi Five Ghost: MUSCLE MAN!

532. Muscle Man: I GOT YOU, BRO!

533. UH, WHAT?

534. I CAN'T MOVE!

535. RAAAAGHT!

536. BLLAAAGH!

537. Muscle Man: AAHH!

538. AAAAAGH!

539. Muscle Man: UH, WHAT'S

540. GOING ON?

541. WHO ARE YOU GUYS?

542. WE'RE SKULL PUNCH, AND YOU'RE

543. THE PUDGY GREEN GEEZER THAT'S

544. TRYING TO STEAL OUR CARAVAN.

545. Muscle Man: NO, WE'RE NOT

546. STEALING IT.

547. WE WERE JUST GONNA DRIVE IT INTO

548. THE CRASH PIT.

549. OH, SO, YOU WANT TO DRIVE

550. OUR BAND'S FINAL RESTING PLACE

551. INTO THE CRASH PIT, EH?

552. WELL, HOW ABOUT WE GIVE YOU A

553. HAND?

554. Muscle Man:

555. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES TO GET

556. HEAD-BUTTED IN THE FACE?

557. WHAT?

558. Muscle Man: MY MOM!

559. FIVES!

560. HELLO AGAIN.

561. Muscle Man: LOOK, I'M SORRY

562. WE TOOK YOUR R.V.!

563. IF YOU LET US GO, WE'LL NEVER

564. BOTHER YOU AGAIN, I SWEAR!

565. IT'S TOO LATE!

566. YOU WANTED THE R.V. TO GO INTO

567. THE CRASH PIT.

568. LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO JUST GOT

569. YOURSELVES SOME FRONT-ROW SEATS!

570. Muscle Man:

571. WAIT! PLEASE!

572. YOU CAN'T DO IT YET!

573. WHY NOT?

574. Muscle Man: BECAUSE WE ALWAYS

575. PLAY A SHOW FIRST, AND IF WE

576. DON'T, EVERYBODY'S GONNA THINK

577. WERE LAME!

578. WELL, WE WOULDN'T WANT THEM

579. TO THINK WE WERE LAME, NOW,

580. WOULD WE?

581. ONE, TWO, THREE.

582. BAT OR A HAT OR A PAT OR A FAT

583. YEAH, I'VE SEEN A GOAT.

584. I WANT TO SEE YOU GUYS CRASH

585. YOUR R.V. INTO THE...

586. OH, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

587. Muscle Man: HELP!

588. THIS MUSIC SUCKS!

589. OR A COAT OR A FLOAT OR A NOTE

590. Muscle Man:

591. IT WON'T OPEN!

592. Muscle Man:

593. Muscle Man: FINALLY!

594. I NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA

595. END.

596. HEY, WAIT.

597. AW, MAN, AM I DEAD?

598. Hi Five Ghost: YEAH.

599. Muscle Man: AW.

600. BEST CRASH PIT EVER!

601. HUH!

602. THE END!

603. AND THAT'S HOW YOU TELL A STORY,

604. BABIES!

605. DUDE, THAT WASN'T ANY

606. BETTER THEN THE DOLL STORY.

607. Muscle Man: OH, YOU THINK YOU

608. COULD DO BETTER?

609. YOU THINK YOU COULD DO BETTER?

610. IS THAT IT? IS THAT IT?

611. IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?

612. DUDE GET OFF OF ME!

613. Muscle Man:

614. AND THAT'S HOW YOU GET UP IN

615. SOMEBODY'S FACE!