Regular Show 3x33

Minty Lewis as Eileen (voice) • Janie Haddad Tompkins as Margaret (voice)

Have you ever read someone's diary? Well has that diary released a giant guardian that wants to destroy you if you don't tell a deep secret? Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips does when Margaret asks if Mordecai and Rigby will water her plants they destroy her diary. But when Skips helps them a little peek from Rigby releases a giant Margaret guardian which they can only stop by like I said a deep secret. Will they reveal a secret or be destroyed by Margaret's diary?

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1. Muscle Man: OH, IT'S ON!

2. TIME TO BUST OUT THE POPCORN,

3. BABY!

4. WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING, BABE?

5. YOU ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN WE GO ON

6. DATES.

7. MITCH, WE HAVE TO TALK.

8. I'VE BEEN THINKING.

9. WE NEED TO TAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP

10. TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

11. MY PARENTS ARE IN TOWN TONIGHT,

12. AND I THINK YOU SHOULD MEET THEM

13. OVER DINNER.

14. Muscle Man: WHOA! SERIOUSLY!

15. BABE, THAT'S A HUGE STEP, AND I

16. ALREADY KNOW THE PERFECT

17. PLACE... WING KINGDOM.

18. UH, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD

19. TAKE MY PARENTS TO WING KINGDOM.

20. I HAVE ANOTHER PLACE IN MIND.

21. Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO.

22. UH... ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS

23. PLACE?

24. YEAH, THIS IS THE BEST PLACE

25. TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION.

26. I REALLY WANT MY PARENTS TO LIKE

27. YOU.

28. Muscle Man: SURE...

29. THEN LET'S GO HERE, BABE.

30. MWAH!

31. I'M SO EXCITED FOR MY PARENTS

32. TO MEET YOU.

33. I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.

34. Muscle Man: I'D LIKE TO MAKE

35. A RESERVATION.

36. YEAH, SORENSTEIN, PARTY OF FOUR.

37. 7:00 P.M.

38. OUI, MR. SORENSTEIN.

39. WE WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT AT 7:00.

40. NOW, WE DO HAVE A STRICT DRESS

41. CODE.

42. Muscle Man: DRESS CODE?

43. OUI — BLACK TIE, JACKET.

44. Muscle Man: JACKET?

45. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE A

46. WINDBREAKER.

47. WHAT?

48. NEED I MENTION SHIRT AND SHOES

49. ARE REQUIRED, AS WELL?

50. Muscle Man: UH, OF COURSE

51. NOT.

52. I KNOW THAT.

53. NOW, THIS IS TOTALLY A JOKE

54. QUESTION, BUT THAT SHIRT HAS TO

55. BE CLEAN, TOO, RIGHT?

56. WHAT? WELL, I NEVER.

57. Muscle Man: I...

58. SEE YOU AT 7:00!

59. LET ME GUESS,

60. BISTRO EN LE PARC?

61. Muscle Man: YEAH.

62. I HAVE TO MEET STARLA'S PARENTS

63. THERE TONIGHT.

64. WHOA, TAKING IT TO THE

65. NEXT LEVEL.

66. Muscle Man: YEAH, BUT DID YOU

67. HEAR THAT?

68. I BARELY MADE IT THROUGH THE

69. RESERVATION.

70. HOW AM I GONNA IMPRESS STARLA'S

71. PARENTS IF I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A

72. RESERVATION.

73. DUDE, JUST BE

74. YOURSELF.

75. Muscle Man: I CAN'T BE

76. MYSELF.

77. MYSELF SUCKS.

78. STARLA WILL TOTALLY DUMP ME IF

79. HER PARENTS DON'T LIKE ME.

80. WE'LL HELP YOU GET

81. FANCY FOR YOUR DINNER.

82. Muscle Man: REALLY, DUDES?

83. YEAH, MAN.

84. WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.

85. WE HATE TO SEE YOU BUMMED OUT.

86. PLUS, LAST TIME STARLA

87. DUMPED YOU, YOU GOT ALL SAD, AND

88. THEN WE HAD TO DO YOUR WORK.

89. Muscle Man:

90. YEAH.

91. SURE GLAD I'M NOT YOU GUYS.

92. WHERE DO WE START?

93. NOT WE...

94. HE!

95. I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'VE DECIDED

96. TO BECOME FANCY, MUSCLE MAN, AND

97. YOU WANT ME TO HELP.

98. I EVEN WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT.

99. "FANCINESS — THEORY AND

100. PRACTICAL APPLICATION.

101. A PRACTICAL APPLICATION OF

102. ADVANCED THEORY OF FANCINESS.

103. VOLUME ONE OF SIX.

104. FIRST PRINTING.

105. PUBLISHED M-C-M-X-V-I-I-I."

106. DUDE, WE'RE GONNA

107. HAVE TO DO THIS OUR WAY.

108. Muscle Man: GOOD, 'CAUSE I

109. DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE

110. HAVING TO LISTEN TO POPS SPEAK

111. SPANISH ANYMORE.

112. WHOA.

113. DUDE, YOU LOOK LIKE

114. A WHOLE NEW MAN.

115. HOW DO YOU FEEL?

116. Muscle Man: FANCY.

117. I CAN'T DO THIS!

118. WE'RE GONNA NEED A

119. PLAN "B."

120. RIGBY, YOU STILL GOT THOSE

121. MINI-HEADSETS?

122. Muscle Man: TESTING.

123. TESTING.

124. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS,

125. GUYS.

126. DUDE, DON'T WORRY.

127. YOU GOT THIS.

128. ME AND RIGBY ARE ALREADY INSIDE.

129. JUST STICK TO THE

130. PLAN.

131. EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT.

132. Muscle Man: THANKS, DUDES.

133. MITCH, MITCH!

134. Muscle Man: WHOA, BABE.

135. YOU LOOK TOTALLY HO—

136. UH, LOVELY.

137. MITCH, THESE ARE MY PARENTS.

138. Shake their hands.

139. Muscle Man: MITCH SORENSTEIN.

140. CHARMED.

141. I AM SIR HERBERT GUTSMANDOTTIR,

142. AND THIS IS MY WIFE,

143. MADAME ROSE GUTSMANDOTTIR.

144. HOW DO YOU DO?

145. Muscle Man:

146. LET'S GO INSIDE, SHALL WE?

147. Dude, get the door.

148. MM, WELCOME TO

149. LE BISTRO EN LA PARC.

150. Muscle Man: SORENSTEIN, TABLE

151. FOR FOUR.

152. I HOPE MONSIEUR FOUND A CLEAN

153. SHIRT.

154. Muscle Man:

155. YOU KNOW IT, BRO.

156. YES.

157. YOUR TABLE AWAITS.

158. KEEP AN EYE ON THEM.

159. Dude, pull out the

160. chair for Starla.

161. You're up, Mordecai.

162. SHOWTIME.

163. OOH, I LOVE THIS PLACE.

164. IT'S SO NICE.

165. AH, IF IT ISN'T

166. MR. SORENSTEIN.

167. ARE YOU READY TO ORDER, SIR?

168. Muscle Man: UH...

169. UH...

170. Muscle Man, you're

171. supposed to order for the table.

172. Muscle Man: OH. RIGHT.

173. THE LADIES WILL HAVE THE

174. LOBSTER, AND THE GENTLEMEN WILL

175. HAVE THE "FILET MIG-NON."

176. I MEAN, IF THE LADIES AND

177. GENTLEMEN ARE COOL WITH THAT.

178. INDEED.

179. EXCELLENT CHOICE,

180. SIR.

181. Muscle Man: AND HERE'S A

182. LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF.

183. MAKE SURE THINGS ARE EXTRA

184. FANCY.

185. Put your napkin in

186. your lap.

187. Muscle Man: OH, RIGHT.

188. YOU'RE UP.

189. OKAY, MUSCLE MAN, GET

190. READY FOR SOME FANCY

191. CONVERSATION TOPICS.

192. Muscle Man:

193. HOW ARE YOU TWO

194. ENJOYING...

195. Muscle Man: THE WEATHER, UM,

196. BECAUSE I THINK IT'S, UH, NICE

197. LATELY.

198. INDEED.

199. Muscle Man:

200. UH, SO WHAT DO YOU, UH, DO?

201. UH, I WORK FULL-TIME IN PARK,

202. UH, MANAGEMENT.

203. OH.

204. INDEED.

205. Muscle Man: YEAH.

206. I'M JUST LUCKY I GET TO DO WHAT

207. I LOVE, WHICH IS BASICALLY JUST

208. MOWING THE LAWN TOPLESS.

209. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,

210. HEY, HEY!

211. HOT SALADS COMING THROUGH.

212. COOL IT WITH THE TOPLESS TALK.

213. HERE'S YOUR SALAD, SIR.

214. Muscle Man: SALAD!

215. I LOVE SALAD.

216. I EAT IT FREQUENTLY.

217. LET'S DIG IN, SHALL WE?

218. Fork! Fork!

219. Use your fork!

220. Muscle Man: UH...

221. Salad fork!

222. Muscle Man: TO WHICH I

223. REPLIED, "MY MOM."

224. HEY, THIS IS GOING SO WELL.

225. THEY REALLY LIKE YOU.

226. HE DID IT!

227. HE GOT THROUGH THE WHOLE MEAL.

228. WAIT. WHO'S THAT?

229. YOUR DESSERT, SIR.

230. Muscle Man: WHAT?

231. YOU'RE NOT OUR WAITER.

232. OH, NO.

233. YOUR WAITER IS ON A BREAK.

234. BUT DO NOT WORRY.

235. I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU NOW.

236. Muscle Man: UH...

237. PLEASE, TASTE THE DESSERT.

238. IT'S THE FANCIEST WE HAS TO

239. OFFER.

240. Muscle Man: BUT THERE'S NO

241. FORKS.

242. OH, THERE'S NO FORKS FOR THIS

243. DESSERT, ONLY SPOONS.

244. NOW PICK UP A SPOON AND EAT IT!

245. Muscle Man:

246. YOU CHOSE WRONG.

247. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE.

248. Muscle Man: WHAT? WHY?

249. BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT FANCY.

250. YOU DO NOT EAT THE CRèME BRULéE

251. WITH THAT KIND OF SPOON.

252. YOU DISGUST ME.

253. GREAT GAUCHE.

254. SIMPLY UNSPEAKABLE.

255. DISGUSTING.

256. IS THAT TRUE, MITCH?

257. YOU FAKED BEING FANCY?

258. OUI, IT'S TRUE.

259. THEY ARE NOT FANCY AT ALL.

260. AND IF YOU WILL NOT LEAVE, WE

261. WILL ESCORT YOU OUT.

262. SO WHAT WILL IT BE?

263. Muscle Man: SO WHAT?

264. SO I'M NOT FANCY.

265. I ONLY FAKED IT SO I COULD

266. IMPRESS MY GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS,

267. WHO, BY THE WAY, I'VE LEARNED

268. ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL.

269. WHO CARES WHAT KIND OF SPOON

270. THIS IS.

271. STARLA, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I

272. CARE ABOUT.

273. WE'RE FINISHING OUR DESSERT.

274. VERY WELL, ENJOY YOUR

275. DESSERTS...

276. IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM!

277. Muscle Man: HEY, GET YOUR

278. HANDS OFF HER, BRO.

279. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO

280. ABOUT IT?

281. Muscle Man: HUH? HERB?

282. I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS,

283. TOO.

284. I'M NOT FANCY, NEITHER.

285. DESTROY THEM!

286. ME AND ROS WAS JUST

287. PRETENDING 'CAUSE WE WANTED TO

288. IMPRESS YOU.

289. Muscle Man: YOU DIDN'T HAVE

290. TO DO THAT.

291. NYAH!

292. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

293. WE'RE UNARMED!

294. WELL, LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND.

295. LET GO OF MY SATISFACTION CHAIN.

296. HYAH!

297. Muscle Man: DUDE, STARLA.

298. NICE — WHAT? WHAT THE?

299. ARE YOU OKAY, MITCH?

300. Muscle Man: LET'S GET OUT OF

301. HERE.

302. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE CAN

303. GO.

304. Muscle Man: I THOUGHT YOU

305. GUYS WERE PICKY.

306. WE ARE.

307. HEY, THIS PLACE MAKES

308. BISTRO EN LE PARC LOOK LIKE

309. "BISTRO EN LE TRASH."

310. THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST.

311. Muscle Man: I'LL DO YOU ONE

312. BETTER, HERB.

313. WHOO!

314. WHOO! WHOO!

315. WHOO! WHOO!

316. YOU WANT THE REST

317. OF MY WINGS?

318. NO THANKS.

319. I JUST LOST MY APPETITE.

320. DUDE, LET'S WATER THEM

321. LATER!

322. NO!

323. WE'RE WATERING MARGARET'S PLANTS

324. NOW!

325. UGHH.

326. YOU'RE SO WHIPPED.

327. NO, I'M NOT.

328. YEAH, RIGHT.

329. YOU'RE WHIPPED WITH A CAPITAL

330. "WHOOP-SHHH"!

331. JUST HELP ME WATER

332. THE PLANTS.

333. WHOA.

334. THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!

335. AW, YEAH! A GRILL!

336. AFTER WE START DATING, I'LL

337. TOTALLY INVITE YOU OVER FOR

338. BURGERS.

339. WHATEVER.

340. CAN WE JUST GET THIS OVER WITH

341. SO WE CAN LEAVE?

342. CHILL, DUDE.

343. I CAN'T BELIEVE MARGARET ASKED

344. US TO WATER HER PLANTS WHILE

345. SHE'S GONE FOR THE WEEKEND.

346. I THINK THIS REALLY SHOWS A

347. LEVEL OF TRUST.

348. I THINK YOU'RE READING

349. TOO MUCH INTO IT.

350. ALL SHE DID WAS ASK YOU TO WATER

351. HER PLANTS.

352. YEAH, WELL, I DON'T

353. SEE ANYONE ASKING YOU TO WATER

354. THEIR PLANTS.

355. MAN, SHE'S GOT A LOT

356. OF PLANTS.

357. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD HER

358. YOU'D WATER ALL THESE.

359. WHAT A CHUMP.

360. IT'S BECAUSE

361. MARGARET'S MY FRIEND.

362. PSHH!

363. YEAH, YOUR FRIEND WITHOUT

364. BENEFITS.

365. HEY, SHUT UP AND

366. COME HELP ME FIND THE WATERING

367. CAN.

368. UGHHH.

369. AW, THE BEDROOM DOOR'S LOCKED.

370. IT WOULDN'T BE IN

371. HER BEDROOM.

372. STAY OUT OF THERE.

373. "OH, MORDECAI?

374. HE'S ALL RIGHT.

375. IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE DATING OR

376. ANYTHING.

377. I JUST LET HIM COME OVER AND

378. WATER MY PLANTS SOMETIMES."

379. HEY, PUT THAT BACK!

380. NO! I WANT TO WEAR IT

381. WHILE I WATER THE PLANTS.

382. PUT IT BACK!

383. MAKE ME.

384. GET OFF OF ME!

385. I WANT TO WEAR IT WHILE I WATER

386. THE PLANTS!

387. DUDE, WHAT DID YOU

388. DO?

389. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT

390. DIDDO?

391. YOU PUSHED ME!

392. DUDE, YOU BROKE IT!

393. YEAH, RIGHT.

394. YOU CAN'T BREAK BOOKS.

395. AND BESIDES, EVEN IF IT DID

396. BREAK, JUST PUT IT BACK AND

397. DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

398. DUDE, YOU TOTALLY

399. BROKE IT.

400. LOOK.

401. THIS THING HAS A LOCK ON IT.

402. WHAT?

403. WHAT KIND OF A BOOK HAS A LOCK

404. ON IT?

405. I DON'T KNOW.

406. OH, NO.

407. WHAT?

408. THIS IS MARGARET'S

409. DIARY.

410. DUDE, SHE'S GONNA THINK I WAS

411. READING HER DIARY!

412. THIS IS BAD.

413. DUDE, WHAT'S THE BIG

414. DEAL?

415. IT'S JUST SOME LAME OLD DIARY.

416. I MEAN, WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN NEED

417. TO KEEP SECRETS?

418. I DON'T HAVE ANY SECRETS.

419. DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?

420. I KNOW I SURE DON'T.

421. I DON'T CARE.

422. IF SHE COMES HOME AND FINDS THIS

423. THING BROKEN, SHE'S GONNA THINK

424. I READ IT.

425. WE HAVE TO FIX IT BEFORE SHE

426. GETS BACK.

427. COME ON. COME ON.

428. UGH!

429. WILL YOU CHILL OUT?

430. IT'S NOT GONNA STICK WITHOUT

431. GLUE.

432. GAH!

433. LOOKS LIKE RIGBY HAS TO BAIL YOU

434. OUT AGAIN.

435. AW, YEAH! SUPE DA GLUP!

436. DUDE, JUST A DROP.

437. I KNOW.

438. JUST A DROP!

439. I KNOW!

440. DUDE, I SAID JUST A

441. DROP!

442. YOU WERE MAKING ME

443. NERVOUS!

444. AW, MAN!

445. LET ME SEE THAT GLUE.

446. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

447. IT SAYS HERE THAT WE CAN REMOVE

448. THE GLUE WITH HEAT.

449. LET ME HANDLE IT.

450. WAIT!

451. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

452. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

453. WE'RE NOT PUTTING

454. ANYTHING IN THE MICROWAVE.

455. DUDE, IT'S WORKING.

456. YE-E-E-AH, IT IS.

457. AAAAH!

458. AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

459. I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

460. DUDE, THAT'S NOT —

461. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

462. HUNH!

463. YOU THINK SHE'LL

464. NOTICE?

465. CAN YOU FIX IT?

466. WHAT IS IT?

467. IT'S MARGARET'S

468. DIARY.

469. WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE

470. THAT?

471. IT'S A LONG STORY.

472. OH. HMMMM.

473. SORRY.

474. THIS CAN'T BE FIXED WITH ANY

475. TRADITIONAL METHODS.

476. UGHH!

477. WELL, THEN, DO YOU HAVE ANY

478. UNTRADITIONAL ONES?

479. OF COURSE.

480. THERE IS ONE WAY.

481. I CAN TRANSFER IT TO A NEW DIARY

482. USING A MAGIC QUILL PEN.

483. THANK YOU, SKIPS.

484. IN ORDER FOR THIS TO

485. WORK, WE HAVE TO BE IN THE SAME

486. PLACE THAT THE DIARY WAS BROKEN.

487. MARGARET'S HOUSE.

488. BUT FIRST, I WANT YOU

489. BOTH TO KNOW THAT DIARIES ARE A

490. SERIOUS BUSINESS BECAUSE THEY

491. CONTAIN SECRETS.

492. AND SECRETS MUST BE PROTECTED AT

493. ALL COSTS.

494. YEAH, SKIPS, WE KNOW.

495. DO YOU?

496. LOOK, OUT OF RESPECT FOR

497. MARGARET'S SECRETS, I'M GONNA

498. HELP YOU GUYS.

499. BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT

500. SERIOUSLY AND DO EXACTLY AS I

501. SAY.

502. YEAH, SKIPS, WE

503. PROMISE.

504. YEAH, WE PROMISE.

505. WELL, YOU BETTER,

506. BECAUSE SECRETS ARE A FORCE TO

507. BE RECKONED WITH.

508. AW, WHAT?

509. THAT DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE

510. MARGARET'S DIARY.

511. AS IN WRITTEN CONTENT,

512. SO, TOO, IN PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

513. WILL THE BOOKS BECOME IDENTICAL.

514. ALL RIGHT, GUYS. JOIN HANDS.

515. I'M NOT GONNA HOLD

516. HANDS.

517. COME ON, DUDE.

518. JUST DO IT.

519. HE'S TRYING TO HELP US OUT.

520. UGHH. FINE.

521. OKAY, ITS TIME TO

522. BEGIN.

523. NOW, NO MATTER WHAT YOU HEAR,

524. YOU MUSTN'T LOOK AT MARGARET'S

525. THOUGHTS AS THE QUILL TRANSFERS

526. THE SECRETS.

527. NOW WE MUST ALL CLOSE OUR EYES.

528. RIGBY, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

529. FINE.

530. I'M CLOSING THEM.

531. BEGIN.

532. WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?

533. JUST KEEP YOUR EYES

534. CLOSED AND IGNORE THEM.

535. HOW MUCH LONGER IS

536. THIS GONNA TAKE?

537. IT SHOULD BE ANY

538. MINUTE.

539. JUST KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED!

540. CO-O-O-O-OL.

541. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

542. AAAAAAAH!

543. THE TRANSFER IS

544. INCOMPLETE.

545. DID EVERYONE KEEP THEIR EYES

546. SHUT?

547. I KEPT MINE SHUT.

548. WHAT?

549. ALL RIGHT, FINE.

550. THERE'S A CHANCE I MIGHT'VE

551. MAYBE PROBABLY LOOKED, MAYBE.

552. RIGBY!

553. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE

554. DONE?

555. WHAT IS THAT?

556. IT'S COMING FROM

557. OUTSIDE!

558. WH-O-O-OA.

559. MARGARET?

560. THAT'S NOT MARGARET.

561. WHEN RIGBY LOOKED —

562. I SAID MAYBE LOOKED —

563. MAYBE!

564. HE RELEASED THE

565. GUARDIAN OF MARGARET'S SECRETS.

566. SHE WILL DESTROY US FOR LOOKING

567. AT HER SECRETS!

568. WHAT DO WE DO?

569. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY

570. TO STOP THIS.

571. EACH OF US MUST REVEAL A SECRET

572. OF OUR OWN, OR SHE'LL DESTROY

573. US!

574. ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO FIRST.

575. THE REASON I ALWAYS SKIP IS, IN

576. ALL MY LIFE, MY HEART YEARNED

577. FOR ONLY ONE WOMAN.

578. AND WE USED TO SKIP TOGETHER ALL

579. THE TIME.

580. ON THE DAY I LOST HER, I VOWED

581. TO SKIP EVERY DAY FOR THE REST

582. OF MY LIFE SO THAT I'D NEVER

583. FORGET THE TIME WE SPENT

584. TOGETHER.

585. IT'S WORKING!

586. NOW TELL YOUR SECRETS!

587. UH, OKAY.

588. UH, SOMETIMES WHEN WE'RE

589. SUPPOSED TO BE CLEANING OUT

590. GUTTERS, WE GO TO GET COFFEE

591. INSTEAD.

592. YEAH, YEAH! GOOD ONE!

593. AND A LOT OF TIME, I DON'T EVEN

594. GET COFFEE.

595. I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE CLEANING

596. OUT THE GUTTERS.

597. NO!

598. IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING

599. MEANINGFUL!

600. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

601. HOW MEANINGFUL DOES IT

602. HAVE TO BE?

603. AAAH!

604. UNLESS YOU TELL A REAL

605. SECRET, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

606. ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO

607. IT!

608. I LIKE TO SING ALONG TO REALLY

609. BAD POP MUSIC!

610. AAAAAAAAH!

611. I ATE A DONUT OUT OF

612. THE TRASH!

613. I LIKE GOING

614. COMMANDO!

615. A LOT!

616. I ACTUALLY LIKE THE

617. TASTE OF DONUTS BETTER WHEN

618. THEY'RE FROM THE TRASH!

619. AAAAAH!

620. RIGBY!

621. REMEMBER WHEN WE ORDERED BEDS

622. FOR OUR ROOM AND YOURS NEVER

623. SHOWED UP?

624. I LIED!

625. I STACKED THEM UP, AND I'VE BEEN

626. SLEEPING ON THEM THE WHOLE TIME!

627. I'M SORRY, DUDE!

628. IT'S JUST TOO COMFORTABLE!

629. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

630. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

631. RIGBY!

632. SAY SOMETHING!

633. AAAAAAAH!

634. WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I STOLE MY

635. NEIGHBOR'S BIKE AND THREW IT

636. OFF THE ROOF!

637. IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING

638. DEEP!

639. SOMETIMES I HIDE POPS'

640. SHOES BECAUSE I THINK IT'S FUNNY

641. WHEN HE'S LOOKING FOR THEM!

642. I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON!

643. I HATE TAKING SHOWERS, AND I

644. HATE KITTENS!

645. I LIED ABOUT BEING ON THE

646. FOOTBALL TEAM!

647. I THINK EILEEN IS HOT WITHOUT

648. HER GLASSES ON!

649. LET'S FINISH THIS!

650. WHOA!

651. IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE

652. MARGARET'S!

653. SKIPS, HOW CAN WE REPAY YOU?

654. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT

655. STUFF I SAID ABOUT WHY I SKIP?

656. YEAH.

657. NO, YOU DON'T.

658. I KNEW IT WAS MY

659. MATTRESS.

660. SO, EILEEN, HUH?

661. STOP TALKING!

662. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE

663. GOT THE DIARY BACK TOGETHER.

664. YEAH, WHAT A PAIN.

665. I NEVER WANT TO WATER MARGARET'S

666. PLANTS EVER AGAIN.

667. WAIT. DID WE EVER

668. ACTUALLY WATER HER PLANTS?

669. HERE SHE COMES.

670. HA HA!

671. OH, HEY, MARGARET!

672. HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?

673. IT WAS NICE, BUT I

674. CAN ONLY TAKE MY PARENTS FOR SO

675. LONG, YOU KNOW?

676. TELL ME ABOUT IT.

677. 'RENTS ARE THE WORST.

678. WELL, YOU DON'T

679. HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR PLANTS

680. OR IF THE ROOF IS

681. STILL ON YOUR APARTMENT OR

682. WHATEVER.

683. BECAUSE IT'S FINE IS WHAT I

684. MEANT.

685. HA HA HA!

686. OH, YOU GUYS DIDN'T

687. GO AND WATER THEM, DID YOU?

688. YEAH. WHY?

689. I FORGOT THAT I

690. ALREADY ASKED EILEEN TO DO IT.

691. REALLY?

692. YEAH, SHE HAD THE

693. SPARE BEDROOM ALL WEEKEND.

694. SORRY YOU GUYS WENT THROUGH ALL

695. THAT TROUBLE.

696. I GUESS WE JUST

697. MISSED EACH OTHER.

698. SO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

699. YEAH, IT'S COOL.

700. HEY, GUYS.

701. HERE'S YOUR COFFEE.