1. Muscle Man: OH, IT'S ON!Copy !req
2. TIME TO BUST OUT THE POPCORN,Copy !req
3. BABY!Copy !req
4. WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING, BABE?Copy !req
5. YOU ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN WE GO ONCopy !req
6. DATES.Copy !req
7. MITCH, WE HAVE TO TALK.Copy !req
8. I'VE BEEN THINKING.Copy !req
9. WE NEED TO TAKE OUR RELATIONSHIPCopy !req
10. TO THE NEXT LEVEL.Copy !req
11. MY PARENTS ARE IN TOWN TONIGHT,Copy !req
12. AND I THINK YOU SHOULD MEET THEMCopy !req
13. OVER DINNER.Copy !req
14. Muscle Man: WHOA! SERIOUSLY!Copy !req
15. BABE, THAT'S A HUGE STEP, AND ICopy !req
16. ALREADY KNOW THE PERFECTCopy !req
17. PLACE... WING KINGDOM.Copy !req
18. UH, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULDCopy !req
19. TAKE MY PARENTS TO WING KINGDOM.Copy !req
20. I HAVE ANOTHER PLACE IN MIND.Copy !req
21. Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO.Copy !req
22. UH... ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THISCopy !req
23. PLACE?Copy !req
24. YEAH, THIS IS THE BEST PLACECopy !req
25. TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION.Copy !req
26. I REALLY WANT MY PARENTS TO LIKECopy !req
27. YOU.Copy !req
28. Muscle Man: SURE...Copy !req
29. THEN LET'S GO HERE, BABE.Copy !req
30. MWAH!Copy !req
31. I'M SO EXCITED FOR MY PARENTSCopy !req
32. TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
33. I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.Copy !req
34. Muscle Man: I'D LIKE TO MAKECopy !req
35. A RESERVATION.Copy !req
36. YEAH, SORENSTEIN, PARTY OF FOUR.Copy !req
37. 7:00 P.M.Copy !req
38. OUI, MR. SORENSTEIN.Copy !req
39. WE WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT AT 7:00.Copy !req
40. NOW, WE DO HAVE A STRICT DRESSCopy !req
41. CODE.Copy !req
42. Muscle Man: DRESS CODE?Copy !req
43. OUI — BLACK TIE, JACKET.Copy !req
44. Muscle Man: JACKET?Copy !req
45. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE ACopy !req
46. WINDBREAKER.Copy !req
47. WHAT?Copy !req
48. NEED I MENTION SHIRT AND SHOESCopy !req
49. ARE REQUIRED, AS WELL?Copy !req
50. Muscle Man: UH, OF COURSECopy !req
51. NOT.Copy !req
52. I KNOW THAT.Copy !req
53. NOW, THIS IS TOTALLY A JOKECopy !req
54. QUESTION, BUT THAT SHIRT HAS TOCopy !req
55. BE CLEAN, TOO, RIGHT?Copy !req
56. WHAT? WELL, I NEVER.Copy !req
57. Muscle Man: I...Copy !req
58. SEE YOU AT 7:00!Copy !req
59. LET ME GUESS,Copy !req
60. BISTRO EN LE PARC?Copy !req
61. Muscle Man: YEAH.Copy !req
62. I HAVE TO MEET STARLA'S PARENTSCopy !req
63. THERE TONIGHT.Copy !req
64. WHOA, TAKING IT TO THECopy !req
65. NEXT LEVEL.Copy !req
66. Muscle Man: YEAH, BUT DID YOUCopy !req
67. HEAR THAT?Copy !req
68. I BARELY MADE IT THROUGH THECopy !req
69. RESERVATION.Copy !req
70. HOW AM I GONNA IMPRESS STARLA'SCopy !req
71. PARENTS IF I CAN'T EVEN MAKE ACopy !req
72. RESERVATION.Copy !req
73. DUDE, JUST BECopy !req
74. YOURSELF.Copy !req
75. Muscle Man: I CAN'T BECopy !req
76. MYSELF.Copy !req
77. MYSELF SUCKS.Copy !req
78. STARLA WILL TOTALLY DUMP ME IFCopy !req
79. HER PARENTS DON'T LIKE ME.Copy !req
80. WE'LL HELP YOU GETCopy !req
81. FANCY FOR YOUR DINNER.Copy !req
82. Muscle Man: REALLY, DUDES?Copy !req
83. YEAH, MAN.Copy !req
84. WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.Copy !req
85. WE HATE TO SEE YOU BUMMED OUT.Copy !req
86. PLUS, LAST TIME STARLACopy !req
87. DUMPED YOU, YOU GOT ALL SAD, ANDCopy !req
88. THEN WE HAD TO DO YOUR WORK.Copy !req
89. Muscle Man:Copy !req
90. YEAH.Copy !req
91. SURE GLAD I'M NOT YOU GUYS.Copy !req
92. WHERE DO WE START?Copy !req
93. NOT WE...Copy !req
94. HE!Copy !req
95. I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'VE DECIDEDCopy !req
96. TO BECOME FANCY, MUSCLE MAN, ANDCopy !req
97. YOU WANT ME TO HELP.Copy !req
98. I EVEN WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
99. "FANCINESS — THEORY ANDCopy !req
100. PRACTICAL APPLICATION.Copy !req
101. A PRACTICAL APPLICATION OFCopy !req
102. ADVANCED THEORY OF FANCINESS.Copy !req
103. VOLUME ONE OF SIX.Copy !req
104. FIRST PRINTING.Copy !req
105. PUBLISHED M-C-M-X-V-I-I-I."Copy !req
106. DUDE, WE'RE GONNACopy !req
107. HAVE TO DO THIS OUR WAY.Copy !req
108. Muscle Man: GOOD, 'CAUSE ICopy !req
109. DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLECopy !req
110. HAVING TO LISTEN TO POPS SPEAKCopy !req
111. SPANISH ANYMORE.Copy !req
112. WHOA.Copy !req
113. DUDE, YOU LOOK LIKECopy !req
114. A WHOLE NEW MAN.Copy !req
115. HOW DO YOU FEEL?Copy !req
116. Muscle Man: FANCY.Copy !req
117. I CAN'T DO THIS!Copy !req
118. WE'RE GONNA NEED ACopy !req
119. PLAN "B."Copy !req
120. RIGBY, YOU STILL GOT THOSECopy !req
121. MINI-HEADSETS?Copy !req
122. Muscle Man: TESTING.Copy !req
123. TESTING.Copy !req
124. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS,Copy !req
125. GUYS.Copy !req
126. DUDE, DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
127. YOU GOT THIS.Copy !req
128. ME AND RIGBY ARE ALREADY INSIDE.Copy !req
129. JUST STICK TO THECopy !req
130. PLAN.Copy !req
131. EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
132. Muscle Man: THANKS, DUDES.Copy !req
133. MITCH, MITCH!Copy !req
134. Muscle Man: WHOA, BABE.Copy !req
135. YOU LOOK TOTALLY HO—Copy !req
136. UH, LOVELY.Copy !req
137. MITCH, THESE ARE MY PARENTS.Copy !req
138. Shake their hands.Copy !req
139. Muscle Man: MITCH SORENSTEIN.Copy !req
140. CHARMED.Copy !req
141. I AM SIR HERBERT GUTSMANDOTTIR,Copy !req
142. AND THIS IS MY WIFE,Copy !req
143. MADAME ROSE GUTSMANDOTTIR.Copy !req
144. HOW DO YOU DO?Copy !req
145. Muscle Man:Copy !req
146. LET'S GO INSIDE, SHALL WE?Copy !req
147. Dude, get the door.Copy !req
148. MM, WELCOME TOCopy !req
149. LE BISTRO EN LA PARC.Copy !req
150. Muscle Man: SORENSTEIN, TABLECopy !req
151. FOR FOUR.Copy !req
152. I HOPE MONSIEUR FOUND A CLEANCopy !req
153. SHIRT.Copy !req
154. Muscle Man:Copy !req
155. YOU KNOW IT, BRO.Copy !req
156. YES.Copy !req
157. YOUR TABLE AWAITS.Copy !req
158. KEEP AN EYE ON THEM.Copy !req
159. Dude, pull out theCopy !req
160. chair for Starla.Copy !req
161. You're up, Mordecai.Copy !req
162. SHOWTIME.Copy !req
163. OOH, I LOVE THIS PLACE.Copy !req
164. IT'S SO NICE.Copy !req
165. AH, IF IT ISN'TCopy !req
166. MR. SORENSTEIN.Copy !req
167. ARE YOU READY TO ORDER, SIR?Copy !req
168. Muscle Man: UH...Copy !req
169. UH...Copy !req
170. Muscle Man, you'reCopy !req
171. supposed to order for the table.Copy !req
172. Muscle Man: OH. RIGHT.Copy !req
173. THE LADIES WILL HAVE THECopy !req
174. LOBSTER, AND THE GENTLEMEN WILLCopy !req
175. HAVE THE "FILET MIG-NON."Copy !req
176. I MEAN, IF THE LADIES ANDCopy !req
177. GENTLEMEN ARE COOL WITH THAT.Copy !req
178. INDEED.Copy !req
179. EXCELLENT CHOICE,Copy !req
180. SIR.Copy !req
181. Muscle Man: AND HERE'S ACopy !req
182. LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF.Copy !req
183. MAKE SURE THINGS ARE EXTRACopy !req
184. FANCY.Copy !req
185. Put your napkin inCopy !req
186. your lap.Copy !req
187. Muscle Man: OH, RIGHT.Copy !req
188. YOU'RE UP.Copy !req
189. OKAY, MUSCLE MAN, GETCopy !req
190. READY FOR SOME FANCYCopy !req
191. CONVERSATION TOPICS.Copy !req
192. Muscle Man:Copy !req
193. HOW ARE YOU TWOCopy !req
194. ENJOYING...Copy !req
195. Muscle Man: THE WEATHER, UM,Copy !req
196. BECAUSE I THINK IT'S, UH, NICECopy !req
197. LATELY.Copy !req
198. INDEED.Copy !req
199. Muscle Man:Copy !req
200. UH, SO WHAT DO YOU, UH, DO?Copy !req
201. UH, I WORK FULL-TIME IN PARK,Copy !req
202. UH, MANAGEMENT.Copy !req
203. OH.Copy !req
204. INDEED.Copy !req
205. Muscle Man: YEAH.Copy !req
206. I'M JUST LUCKY I GET TO DO WHATCopy !req
207. I LOVE, WHICH IS BASICALLY JUSTCopy !req
208. MOWING THE LAWN TOPLESS.Copy !req
209. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,Copy !req
210. HEY, HEY!Copy !req
211. HOT SALADS COMING THROUGH.Copy !req
212. COOL IT WITH THE TOPLESS TALK.Copy !req
213. HERE'S YOUR SALAD, SIR.Copy !req
214. Muscle Man: SALAD!Copy !req
215. I LOVE SALAD.Copy !req
216. I EAT IT FREQUENTLY.Copy !req
217. LET'S DIG IN, SHALL WE?Copy !req
218. Fork! Fork!Copy !req
219. Use your fork!Copy !req
220. Muscle Man: UH...Copy !req
221. Salad fork!Copy !req
222. Muscle Man: TO WHICH ICopy !req
223. REPLIED, "MY MOM."Copy !req
224. HEY, THIS IS GOING SO WELL.Copy !req
225. THEY REALLY LIKE YOU.Copy !req
226. HE DID IT!Copy !req
227. HE GOT THROUGH THE WHOLE MEAL.Copy !req
228. WAIT. WHO'S THAT?Copy !req
229. YOUR DESSERT, SIR.Copy !req
230. Muscle Man: WHAT?Copy !req
231. YOU'RE NOT OUR WAITER.Copy !req
232. OH, NO.Copy !req
233. YOUR WAITER IS ON A BREAK.Copy !req
234. BUT DO NOT WORRY.Copy !req
235. I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU NOW.Copy !req
236. Muscle Man: UH...Copy !req
237. PLEASE, TASTE THE DESSERT.Copy !req
238. IT'S THE FANCIEST WE HAS TOCopy !req
239. OFFER.Copy !req
240. Muscle Man: BUT THERE'S NOCopy !req
241. FORKS.Copy !req
242. OH, THERE'S NO FORKS FOR THISCopy !req
243. DESSERT, ONLY SPOONS.Copy !req
244. NOW PICK UP A SPOON AND EAT IT!Copy !req
245. Muscle Man:Copy !req
246. YOU CHOSE WRONG.Copy !req
247. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE.Copy !req
248. Muscle Man: WHAT? WHY?Copy !req
249. BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT FANCY.Copy !req
250. YOU DO NOT EAT THE CRèME BRULéECopy !req
251. WITH THAT KIND OF SPOON.Copy !req
252. YOU DISGUST ME.Copy !req
253. GREAT GAUCHE.Copy !req
254. SIMPLY UNSPEAKABLE.Copy !req
255. DISGUSTING.Copy !req
256. IS THAT TRUE, MITCH?Copy !req
257. YOU FAKED BEING FANCY?Copy !req
258. OUI, IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
259. THEY ARE NOT FANCY AT ALL.Copy !req
260. AND IF YOU WILL NOT LEAVE, WECopy !req
261. WILL ESCORT YOU OUT.Copy !req
262. SO WHAT WILL IT BE?Copy !req
263. Muscle Man: SO WHAT?Copy !req
264. SO I'M NOT FANCY.Copy !req
265. I ONLY FAKED IT SO I COULDCopy !req
266. IMPRESS MY GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS,Copy !req
267. WHO, BY THE WAY, I'VE LEARNEDCopy !req
268. ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL.Copy !req
269. WHO CARES WHAT KIND OF SPOONCopy !req
270. THIS IS.Copy !req
271. STARLA, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE ICopy !req
272. CARE ABOUT.Copy !req
273. WE'RE FINISHING OUR DESSERT.Copy !req
274. VERY WELL, ENJOY YOURCopy !req
275. DESSERTS...Copy !req
276. IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM!Copy !req
277. Muscle Man: HEY, GET YOURCopy !req
278. HANDS OFF HER, BRO.Copy !req
279. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DOCopy !req
280. ABOUT IT?Copy !req
281. Muscle Man: HUH? HERB?Copy !req
282. I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS,Copy !req
283. TOO.Copy !req
284. I'M NOT FANCY, NEITHER.Copy !req
285. DESTROY THEM!Copy !req
286. ME AND ROS WAS JUSTCopy !req
287. PRETENDING 'CAUSE WE WANTED TOCopy !req
288. IMPRESS YOU.Copy !req
289. Muscle Man: YOU DIDN'T HAVECopy !req
290. TO DO THAT.Copy !req
291. NYAH!Copy !req
292. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!Copy !req
293. WE'RE UNARMED!Copy !req
294. WELL, LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND.Copy !req
295. LET GO OF MY SATISFACTION CHAIN.Copy !req
296. HYAH!Copy !req
297. Muscle Man: DUDE, STARLA.Copy !req
298. NICE — WHAT? WHAT THE?Copy !req
299. ARE YOU OKAY, MITCH?Copy !req
300. Muscle Man: LET'S GET OUT OFCopy !req
301. HERE.Copy !req
302. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE CANCopy !req
303. GO.Copy !req
304. Muscle Man: I THOUGHT YOUCopy !req
305. GUYS WERE PICKY.Copy !req
306. WE ARE.Copy !req
307. HEY, THIS PLACE MAKESCopy !req
308. BISTRO EN LE PARC LOOK LIKECopy !req
309. "BISTRO EN LE TRASH."Copy !req
310. THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST.Copy !req
311. Muscle Man: I'LL DO YOU ONECopy !req
312. BETTER, HERB.Copy !req
313. WHOO!Copy !req
314. WHOO! WHOO!Copy !req
315. WHOO! WHOO!Copy !req
316. YOU WANT THE RESTCopy !req
317. OF MY WINGS?Copy !req
318. NO THANKS.Copy !req
319. I JUST LOST MY APPETITE.Copy !req
320. DUDE, LET'S WATER THEMCopy !req
321. LATER!Copy !req
322. NO!Copy !req
323. WE'RE WATERING MARGARET'S PLANTSCopy !req
324. NOW!Copy !req
325. UGHH.Copy !req
326. YOU'RE SO WHIPPED.Copy !req
327. NO, I'M NOT.Copy !req
328. YEAH, RIGHT.Copy !req
329. YOU'RE WHIPPED WITH A CAPITALCopy !req
330. "WHOOP-SHHH"!Copy !req
331. JUST HELP ME WATERCopy !req
332. THE PLANTS.Copy !req
333. WHOA.Copy !req
334. THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!Copy !req
335. AW, YEAH! A GRILL!Copy !req
336. AFTER WE START DATING, I'LLCopy !req
337. TOTALLY INVITE YOU OVER FORCopy !req
338. BURGERS.Copy !req
339. WHATEVER.Copy !req
340. CAN WE JUST GET THIS OVER WITHCopy !req
341. SO WE CAN LEAVE?Copy !req
342. CHILL, DUDE.Copy !req
343. I CAN'T BELIEVE MARGARET ASKEDCopy !req
344. US TO WATER HER PLANTS WHILECopy !req
345. SHE'S GONE FOR THE WEEKEND.Copy !req
346. I THINK THIS REALLY SHOWS ACopy !req
347. LEVEL OF TRUST.Copy !req
348. I THINK YOU'RE READINGCopy !req
349. TOO MUCH INTO IT.Copy !req
350. ALL SHE DID WAS ASK YOU TO WATERCopy !req
351. HER PLANTS.Copy !req
352. YEAH, WELL, I DON'TCopy !req
353. SEE ANYONE ASKING YOU TO WATERCopy !req
354. THEIR PLANTS.Copy !req
355. MAN, SHE'S GOT A LOTCopy !req
356. OF PLANTS.Copy !req
357. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD HERCopy !req
358. YOU'D WATER ALL THESE.Copy !req
359. WHAT A CHUMP.Copy !req
360. IT'S BECAUSECopy !req
361. MARGARET'S MY FRIEND.Copy !req
362. PSHH!Copy !req
363. YEAH, YOUR FRIEND WITHOUTCopy !req
364. BENEFITS.Copy !req
365. HEY, SHUT UP ANDCopy !req
366. COME HELP ME FIND THE WATERINGCopy !req
367. CAN.Copy !req
368. UGHHH.Copy !req
369. AW, THE BEDROOM DOOR'S LOCKED.Copy !req
370. IT WOULDN'T BE INCopy !req
371. HER BEDROOM.Copy !req
372. STAY OUT OF THERE.Copy !req
373. "OH, MORDECAI?Copy !req
374. HE'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
375. IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE DATING ORCopy !req
376. ANYTHING.Copy !req
377. I JUST LET HIM COME OVER ANDCopy !req
378. WATER MY PLANTS SOMETIMES."Copy !req
379. HEY, PUT THAT BACK!Copy !req
380. NO! I WANT TO WEAR ITCopy !req
381. WHILE I WATER THE PLANTS.Copy !req
382. PUT IT BACK!Copy !req
383. MAKE ME.Copy !req
384. GET OFF OF ME!Copy !req
385. I WANT TO WEAR IT WHILE I WATERCopy !req
386. THE PLANTS!Copy !req
387. DUDE, WHAT DID YOUCopy !req
388. DO?Copy !req
389. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHATCopy !req
390. DIDDO?Copy !req
391. YOU PUSHED ME!Copy !req
392. DUDE, YOU BROKE IT!Copy !req
393. YEAH, RIGHT.Copy !req
394. YOU CAN'T BREAK BOOKS.Copy !req
395. AND BESIDES, EVEN IF IT DIDCopy !req
396. BREAK, JUST PUT IT BACK ANDCopy !req
397. DON'T SAY ANYTHING.Copy !req
398. DUDE, YOU TOTALLYCopy !req
399. BROKE IT.Copy !req
400. LOOK.Copy !req
401. THIS THING HAS A LOCK ON IT.Copy !req
402. WHAT?Copy !req
403. WHAT KIND OF A BOOK HAS A LOCKCopy !req
404. ON IT?Copy !req
405. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
406. OH, NO.Copy !req
407. WHAT?Copy !req
408. THIS IS MARGARET'SCopy !req
409. DIARY.Copy !req
410. DUDE, SHE'S GONNA THINK I WASCopy !req
411. READING HER DIARY!Copy !req
412. THIS IS BAD.Copy !req
413. DUDE, WHAT'S THE BIGCopy !req
414. DEAL?Copy !req
415. IT'S JUST SOME LAME OLD DIARY.Copy !req
416. I MEAN, WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN NEEDCopy !req
417. TO KEEP SECRETS?Copy !req
418. I DON'T HAVE ANY SECRETS.Copy !req
419. DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?Copy !req
420. I KNOW I SURE DON'T.Copy !req
421. I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
422. IF SHE COMES HOME AND FINDS THISCopy !req
423. THING BROKEN, SHE'S GONNA THINKCopy !req
424. I READ IT.Copy !req
425. WE HAVE TO FIX IT BEFORE SHECopy !req
426. GETS BACK.Copy !req
427. COME ON. COME ON.Copy !req
428. UGH!Copy !req
429. WILL YOU CHILL OUT?Copy !req
430. IT'S NOT GONNA STICK WITHOUTCopy !req
431. GLUE.Copy !req
432. GAH!Copy !req
433. LOOKS LIKE RIGBY HAS TO BAIL YOUCopy !req
434. OUT AGAIN.Copy !req
435. AW, YEAH! SUPE DA GLUP!Copy !req
436. DUDE, JUST A DROP.Copy !req
437. I KNOW.Copy !req
438. JUST A DROP!Copy !req
439. I KNOW!Copy !req
440. DUDE, I SAID JUST ACopy !req
441. DROP!Copy !req
442. YOU WERE MAKING MECopy !req
443. NERVOUS!Copy !req
444. AW, MAN!Copy !req
445. LET ME SEE THAT GLUE.Copy !req
446. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
447. IT SAYS HERE THAT WE CAN REMOVECopy !req
448. THE GLUE WITH HEAT.Copy !req
449. LET ME HANDLE IT.Copy !req
450. WAIT!Copy !req
451. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
452. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
453. WE'RE NOT PUTTINGCopy !req
454. ANYTHING IN THE MICROWAVE.Copy !req
455. DUDE, IT'S WORKING.Copy !req
456. YE-E-E-AH, IT IS.Copy !req
457. AAAAH!Copy !req
458. AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!Copy !req
459. I GOT IT! I GOT IT!Copy !req
460. DUDE, THAT'S NOT —Copy !req
461. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
462. HUNH!Copy !req
463. YOU THINK SHE'LLCopy !req
464. NOTICE?Copy !req
465. CAN YOU FIX IT?Copy !req
466. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
467. IT'S MARGARET'SCopy !req
468. DIARY.Copy !req
469. WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKECopy !req
470. THAT?Copy !req
471. IT'S A LONG STORY.Copy !req
472. OH. HMMMM.Copy !req
473. SORRY.Copy !req
474. THIS CAN'T BE FIXED WITH ANYCopy !req
475. TRADITIONAL METHODS.Copy !req
476. UGHH!Copy !req
477. WELL, THEN, DO YOU HAVE ANYCopy !req
478. UNTRADITIONAL ONES?Copy !req
479. OF COURSE.Copy !req
480. THERE IS ONE WAY.Copy !req
481. I CAN TRANSFER IT TO A NEW DIARYCopy !req
482. USING A MAGIC QUILL PEN.Copy !req
483. THANK YOU, SKIPS.Copy !req
484. IN ORDER FOR THIS TOCopy !req
485. WORK, WE HAVE TO BE IN THE SAMECopy !req
486. PLACE THAT THE DIARY WAS BROKEN.Copy !req
487. MARGARET'S HOUSE.Copy !req
488. BUT FIRST, I WANT YOUCopy !req
489. BOTH TO KNOW THAT DIARIES ARE ACopy !req
490. SERIOUS BUSINESS BECAUSE THEYCopy !req
491. CONTAIN SECRETS.Copy !req
492. AND SECRETS MUST BE PROTECTED ATCopy !req
493. ALL COSTS.Copy !req
494. YEAH, SKIPS, WE KNOW.Copy !req
495. DO YOU?Copy !req
496. LOOK, OUT OF RESPECT FORCopy !req
497. MARGARET'S SECRETS, I'M GONNACopy !req
498. HELP YOU GUYS.Copy !req
499. BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE ITCopy !req
500. SERIOUSLY AND DO EXACTLY AS ICopy !req
501. SAY.Copy !req
502. YEAH, SKIPS, WECopy !req
503. PROMISE.Copy !req
504. YEAH, WE PROMISE.Copy !req
505. WELL, YOU BETTER,Copy !req
506. BECAUSE SECRETS ARE A FORCE TOCopy !req
507. BE RECKONED WITH.Copy !req
508. AW, WHAT?Copy !req
509. THAT DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKECopy !req
510. MARGARET'S DIARY.Copy !req
511. AS IN WRITTEN CONTENT,Copy !req
512. SO, TOO, IN PHYSICAL APPEARANCECopy !req
513. WILL THE BOOKS BECOME IDENTICAL.Copy !req
514. ALL RIGHT, GUYS. JOIN HANDS.Copy !req
515. I'M NOT GONNA HOLDCopy !req
516. HANDS.Copy !req
517. COME ON, DUDE.Copy !req
518. JUST DO IT.Copy !req
519. HE'S TRYING TO HELP US OUT.Copy !req
520. UGHH. FINE.Copy !req
521. OKAY, ITS TIME TOCopy !req
522. BEGIN.Copy !req
523. NOW, NO MATTER WHAT YOU HEAR,Copy !req
524. YOU MUSTN'T LOOK AT MARGARET'SCopy !req
525. THOUGHTS AS THE QUILL TRANSFERSCopy !req
526. THE SECRETS.Copy !req
527. NOW WE MUST ALL CLOSE OUR EYES.Copy !req
528. RIGBY, CLOSE YOUR EYES.Copy !req
529. FINE.Copy !req
530. I'M CLOSING THEM.Copy !req
531. BEGIN.Copy !req
532. WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?Copy !req
533. JUST KEEP YOUR EYESCopy !req
534. CLOSED AND IGNORE THEM.Copy !req
535. HOW MUCH LONGER ISCopy !req
536. THIS GONNA TAKE?Copy !req
537. IT SHOULD BE ANYCopy !req
538. MINUTE.Copy !req
539. JUST KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED!Copy !req
540. CO-O-O-O-OL.Copy !req
541. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
542. AAAAAAAH!Copy !req
543. THE TRANSFER ISCopy !req
544. INCOMPLETE.Copy !req
545. DID EVERYONE KEEP THEIR EYESCopy !req
546. SHUT?Copy !req
547. I KEPT MINE SHUT.Copy !req
548. WHAT?Copy !req
549. ALL RIGHT, FINE.Copy !req
550. THERE'S A CHANCE I MIGHT'VECopy !req
551. MAYBE PROBABLY LOOKED, MAYBE.Copy !req
552. RIGBY!Copy !req
553. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VECopy !req
554. DONE?Copy !req
555. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
556. IT'S COMING FROMCopy !req
557. OUTSIDE!Copy !req
558. WH-O-O-OA.Copy !req
559. MARGARET?Copy !req
560. THAT'S NOT MARGARET.Copy !req
561. WHEN RIGBY LOOKED —Copy !req
562. I SAID MAYBE LOOKED —Copy !req
563. MAYBE!Copy !req
564. HE RELEASED THECopy !req
565. GUARDIAN OF MARGARET'S SECRETS.Copy !req
566. SHE WILL DESTROY US FOR LOOKINGCopy !req
567. AT HER SECRETS!Copy !req
568. WHAT DO WE DO?Copy !req
569. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAYCopy !req
570. TO STOP THIS.Copy !req
571. EACH OF US MUST REVEAL A SECRETCopy !req
572. OF OUR OWN, OR SHE'LL DESTROYCopy !req
573. US!Copy !req
574. ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO FIRST.Copy !req
575. THE REASON I ALWAYS SKIP IS, INCopy !req
576. ALL MY LIFE, MY HEART YEARNEDCopy !req
577. FOR ONLY ONE WOMAN.Copy !req
578. AND WE USED TO SKIP TOGETHER ALLCopy !req
579. THE TIME.Copy !req
580. ON THE DAY I LOST HER, I VOWEDCopy !req
581. TO SKIP EVERY DAY FOR THE RESTCopy !req
582. OF MY LIFE SO THAT I'D NEVERCopy !req
583. FORGET THE TIME WE SPENTCopy !req
584. TOGETHER.Copy !req
585. IT'S WORKING!Copy !req
586. NOW TELL YOUR SECRETS!Copy !req
587. UH, OKAY.Copy !req
588. UH, SOMETIMES WHEN WE'RECopy !req
589. SUPPOSED TO BE CLEANING OUTCopy !req
590. GUTTERS, WE GO TO GET COFFEECopy !req
591. INSTEAD.Copy !req
592. YEAH, YEAH! GOOD ONE!Copy !req
593. AND A LOT OF TIME, I DON'T EVENCopy !req
594. GET COFFEE.Copy !req
595. I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE CLEANINGCopy !req
596. OUT THE GUTTERS.Copy !req
597. NO!Copy !req
598. IT HAS TO BE SOMETHINGCopy !req
599. MEANINGFUL!Copy !req
600. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
601. HOW MEANINGFUL DOES ITCopy !req
602. HAVE TO BE?Copy !req
603. AAAH!Copy !req
604. UNLESS YOU TELL A REALCopy !req
605. SECRET, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!Copy !req
606. ALL RIGHT, I'LL DOCopy !req
607. IT!Copy !req
608. I LIKE TO SING ALONG TO REALLYCopy !req
609. BAD POP MUSIC!Copy !req
610. AAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
611. I ATE A DONUT OUT OFCopy !req
612. THE TRASH!Copy !req
613. I LIKE GOINGCopy !req
614. COMMANDO!Copy !req
615. A LOT!Copy !req
616. I ACTUALLY LIKE THECopy !req
617. TASTE OF DONUTS BETTER WHENCopy !req
618. THEY'RE FROM THE TRASH!Copy !req
619. AAAAAH!Copy !req
620. RIGBY!Copy !req
621. REMEMBER WHEN WE ORDERED BEDSCopy !req
622. FOR OUR ROOM AND YOURS NEVERCopy !req
623. SHOWED UP?Copy !req
624. I LIED!Copy !req
625. I STACKED THEM UP, AND I'VE BEENCopy !req
626. SLEEPING ON THEM THE WHOLE TIME!Copy !req
627. I'M SORRY, DUDE!Copy !req
628. IT'S JUST TOO COMFORTABLE!Copy !req
629. ARE YOU SERIOUS?Copy !req
630. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
631. RIGBY!Copy !req
632. SAY SOMETHING!Copy !req
633. AAAAAAAH!Copy !req
634. WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I STOLE MYCopy !req
635. NEIGHBOR'S BIKE AND THREW ITCopy !req
636. OFF THE ROOF!Copy !req
637. IT HAS TO BE SOMETHINGCopy !req
638. DEEP!Copy !req
639. SOMETIMES I HIDE POPS'Copy !req
640. SHOES BECAUSE I THINK IT'S FUNNYCopy !req
641. WHEN HE'S LOOKING FOR THEM!Copy !req
642. I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON!Copy !req
643. I HATE TAKING SHOWERS, AND ICopy !req
644. HATE KITTENS!Copy !req
645. I LIED ABOUT BEING ON THECopy !req
646. FOOTBALL TEAM!Copy !req
647. I THINK EILEEN IS HOT WITHOUTCopy !req
648. HER GLASSES ON!Copy !req
649. LET'S FINISH THIS!Copy !req
650. WHOA!Copy !req
651. IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKECopy !req
652. MARGARET'S!Copy !req
653. SKIPS, HOW CAN WE REPAY YOU?Copy !req
654. DO YOU REMEMBER THATCopy !req
655. STUFF I SAID ABOUT WHY I SKIP?Copy !req
656. YEAH.Copy !req
657. NO, YOU DON'T.Copy !req
658. I KNEW IT WAS MYCopy !req
659. MATTRESS.Copy !req
660. SO, EILEEN, HUH?Copy !req
661. STOP TALKING!Copy !req
662. I CAN'T BELIEVE WECopy !req
663. GOT THE DIARY BACK TOGETHER.Copy !req
664. YEAH, WHAT A PAIN.Copy !req
665. I NEVER WANT TO WATER MARGARET'SCopy !req
666. PLANTS EVER AGAIN.Copy !req
667. WAIT. DID WE EVERCopy !req
668. ACTUALLY WATER HER PLANTS?Copy !req
669. HERE SHE COMES.Copy !req
670. HA HA!Copy !req
671. OH, HEY, MARGARET!Copy !req
672. HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?Copy !req
673. IT WAS NICE, BUT ICopy !req
674. CAN ONLY TAKE MY PARENTS FOR SOCopy !req
675. LONG, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
676. TELL ME ABOUT IT.Copy !req
677. 'RENTS ARE THE WORST.Copy !req
678. WELL, YOU DON'TCopy !req
679. HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR PLANTSCopy !req
680. OR IF THE ROOF ISCopy !req
681. STILL ON YOUR APARTMENT ORCopy !req
682. WHATEVER.Copy !req
683. BECAUSE IT'S FINE IS WHAT ICopy !req
684. MEANT.Copy !req
685. HA HA HA!Copy !req
686. OH, YOU GUYS DIDN'TCopy !req
687. GO AND WATER THEM, DID YOU?Copy !req
688. YEAH. WHY?Copy !req
689. I FORGOT THAT ICopy !req
690. ALREADY ASKED EILEEN TO DO IT.Copy !req
691. REALLY?Copy !req
692. YEAH, SHE HAD THECopy !req
693. SPARE BEDROOM ALL WEEKEND.Copy !req
694. SORRY YOU GUYS WENT THROUGH ALLCopy !req
695. THAT TROUBLE.Copy !req
696. I GUESS WE JUSTCopy !req
697. MISSED EACH OTHER.Copy !req
698. SO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
699. YEAH, IT'S COOL.Copy !req
700. HEY, GUYS.Copy !req
701. HERE'S YOUR COFFEE.Copy !req