Regular Show 3x23

Directed by John Infantino

Brad Culver as Velvet Overkill / Maracas Guy (voice) • Julian Holloway as Duncan Flex / British Show Host (voice) • Courtenay Taylor as Court Worker / Girl Fan (voice) • Roger Craig Smith as The Urge / Chad (voice)

Rigby changes his name and has to change it back when he realizes that he picked the stupidest name ever... "Trash Boat."

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1. HELLO.

2. YOU'VE REACHED THE PARK.

3. THE BEEP, AND WE'LL GET BACK TO

4. YOU AS SOON AS WE CAN.

5. Hey, Mordecai.

6. It's Margaret.

7. I just was calling to say that

8. we had a really great time last

9. night.

10. You guys are really good at

11. throwing pizza parties.

12. Tell them that Rigby was

13. really funny as the Pizza King.

14. Oh, and Eileen

15. Wanted me to ask you to tell

16. Rigby that he was really funny

17. as the Pizza King.

18. SO STUPID.

19. Well, see you

20. later.

21. OH, DUDE.

22. WAKE UP, DUDE. WE'RE LATE.

23. HUH?

24. DUDE, COME ON.

25. WE GOT TO CLEAN THIS PLACE UP.

26. AGO.

27. BUT I SET AN ALARM.

28. YEAH, BUT FOR

29. 6:00 P.M. INSTEAD OF 6:00 A.M.,

30. YOU IDIOT.

31. AW, MAN!

32. PIZZA KING NOT HAPPY!

33. DON'T FORGET THE

34. WATER.

35. DON'T

36. FORGET THE WATER.

37. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

38. LET'S GO.

39. DUDE, WE'RE GETTING

40. PARTIES.

41. UH, YEAH, BUT

42. THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING.

43. WE'RE LATE FOR WORK.

44. DON'T WORRY.

45. BENSON WILL JUST YELL AT US, AND

46. THEN WE CAN GO BACK TO WORK.

47. NORMALLY, I'D BE

48. ALL "EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE

49. AFTER BENSON YELLS AT US," BUT

50. WE'VE BEEN LATE FOR OUR PAST

51. FIVE JOBS, AND I THINK HE'S

52. STARTING TO GET SICK OF IT.

53. OH, YEAH.

54. MAYBE HE WON'T BE THERE YET, AND

55. FINDS OUT.

56. DUDE, WHO IS BENSON TALKING TO?

57. ALL RIGHT, CHAD AND

58. JEREMY.

59. SO, I JUST NEED YOU TO CLEAN ALL

60. MAKE SURE THAT THEY'RE ALL IN

61. WORKING ORDER.

62. OH, AND I'M GONNA NEED THAT DONE

63. BY THE END OF THE DAY.

64. NOT A PROBLEM.

65. WELL, NO, IT IS YOUR

66. PROBLEM, BECAUSE —

67. WAIT — DID YOU JUST SAY, "NOT A

68. PROBLEM"?

69. YEAH.

70. DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THAT HARD OF A

71. JOB.

72. I'M SENDING YOU A BOAT-CLEANING

73. SCHEDULE.

74. ALL RIGHT.

75. GOT IT?

76. YEAH, I GOT IT.

77. ARE YOU SURE?

78. YEAH.

79. I'M SENDING YOU A CONFIRMATION

80. E-MAIL THAT I GOT IT.

81. DID YOU GET IT?

82. YEAH, I JUST GOT IT.

83. ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GOOD.

84. THESE BOATS BY THIS AFTERNOON.

85. I'M SORRY.

86. ARE WE MISSING SOMETHING?

87. OH, NO. IT'S NOT YOU.

88. I'M JUST NOT USED TO HEARING

89. EMPLOYEES TALK LIKE THAT.

90. SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED NEW

91. EMPLOYEES.

92. YES.

93. EMPLOYEES, DOESN'T IT?

94. AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN.

95. POSITIONS OPENING UP REAL SOON,

96. BOATS BY 5:00, THOSE TWO

97. OPENING UP.

98. DUDE, BENSON'S

99. TOTALLY GONNA FIRE US!

100. WHAT DO WE DO?

101. I DON'T KNOW, BUT

102. QUICK.

103. COME ON. LET'S GO.

104. OH!

105. HEY... BENSON.

106. YEAH, HEY, BENSON.

107. WE'RE SORRY WE'RE LATE.

108. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

109. YEAH, I'M SURE IT WON'T.

110. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

111. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, FELLAS.

112. EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES, AND

113. TO PA FOR THOSE MISTAKES.

114. UH... WELL...

115. WE CAN START CLEANING THE BOATS.

116. NO, NO.

117. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE BOATS.

118. CONTROL.

119. WAS O JOB.

120. YEAH, IT WAS, WASN'T IT?

121. WELL, THAT SHIP HAS SAILED.

122. BUT LOOK, IT'S OKAY.

123. ONCE CHAD AND JEREMY FINISH UP,

124. I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN

125. DO NEXT.

126. STARTED?

127. NO, NO.

128. TELL YOU, BECAUSE I WANT TO TAKE

129. WHEN I TELL YOU.

130. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO FORGET

131. TELL YOU.

132. SEE YOU LATER, GUYS.

133. DUDE, HE'S TOTALLY

134. GONNA GIVE OUR JOBS AWAY.

135. UGH!

136. I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY JOB.

137. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

138. CAN DO.

139. GOOD JOB.

140. THAT WAY, BENSON WON'T WANT TO

141. HIRE THEM.

142. ALL RIGHT.

143. WHAT'S THE PLAN?

144. "TWO-HEADED DINOSAUR vs.

145. ROBO BIGFOOT"?

146. ROBO? OH.

147. OHHHHH!

148. DUDE, THEY'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO

149. FINISH THOSE BOATS.

150. NO, THEY WILL NOT.

151. HEY, GUYS. HOW YOU DOING?

152. I'M MORDECAI, AND THIS IS RIGBY.

153. JEREMY. NICE TO MEET YOU.

154. CHAD. IT'S A PLEASURE.

155. BOAT CLEANING'S A

156. PAIN, HUH?

157. NAH, NOT REALLY.

158. UH... RIGBY HAS A

159. QUESTION FOR YOU.

160. ANSWER.

161. WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?

162. ROBOTIC BIGFOOT?

163. ROBOTIC BIGFOOT.

164. REALLY?

165. ONE OF YOU WOULDN'T

166. DAYS?

167. NOPE. ROBOTIC BIGFOOT.

168. WHAT?

169. BUT SASQUATCH IS NOT A KILLER.

170. MAYBE, BUT HE'D DEFINITELY

171. WIN IN A FIGHT WITH A DINOSAUR.

172. DINOSAUR?

173. TWO-HEADED OR NOT.

174. FOR FIGHTING.

175. BIGFOOT DOESN'T HAVE THE KILLER

176. INSTINCT.

177. THREE WORDS, DUDE —

178. PEA-SIZED BRAIN.

179. WHAT? UGH!

180. DUDE, WE GOT TO STEP UP OUR

181. GAME.

182. BOATS.

183. IT'D BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING BAD

184. DIRTY AGAIN.

185. YES, IT WOULD.

186. HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM!

187. HEY, GUYS.

188. THESE BAGS?

189. WAIT.

190. COMPOST ON THE PADDLEBOATS?

191. AW, MAN!

192. ONE!

193. OOPS.

194. YOU RIPPED THE BAG ON

195. PURPOSE!

196. NO, WE DIDN'T.

197. IT WAS ALREADY LIKE THAT.

198. THEN WHAT'S THAT KNIFE DOING

199. IN YOUR HAND?

200. UH, THAT WAS ALREADY

201. THERE.

202. WAIT — ARE YOU GUYS

203. US?

204. WHAT? NO.

205. TALKING ABOUT?

206. OH, OKAY. THAT'S IT.

207. GET THIS BAG OUT OF HERE.

208. LET GO OF THE BAG!

209. NO, YOU LET GO!

210. LET GO!

211. AW, MAN! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

212. WE DIDN'T DROP IT.

213. YOU GUYS DROPPED IT.

214. GET LOST.

215. LOST?

216. WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

217. IF ANYONE SHOULD GET LOST, IT

218. SHOULD PROBABLY BE YOU.

219. I SAID, "GET LOST!"

220. WHOA! WHOA!

221. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

222. I JUST SHOVED YOU.

223. IT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.

224. UH, LET'S GO,

225. RIGBY.

226. DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT

227. ALL ABOUT?

228. I DON'T KNOW.

229. I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT THEM.

230. I JUST WANT THEM TO LEAVE.

231. WELL, WE CAN'T SHOW UP

232. THERE WITH MORE COMPOST.

233. NO.

234. I THINK THERE'S ONLY ONE THING

235. STOP CLEANING THOSE BOATS.

236. WHAT?

237. PIZZA PARTY.

238. DUDE, YOU'RE A

239. GENIUS.

240. ALL RIGHT, THE PIZZAS ARE ON

241. THEIR WAY.

242. DID YOU INVITE EVERYONE?

243. YEAH.

244. I'M GOING THROUGH, MAKING SURE

245. TO INVITE THE COOLEST PEOPLE.

246. RIGBY, WE DON'T

247. HAVE TIME FOR THAT.

248. INVITE EVERYBODY.

249. EVERYBODY?

250. DUDE, THIS IS OUR

251. LAST CHANCE.

252. IF THIS PARTY ISN'T CRAZY ENOUGH

253. FINISHING THOSE BOATS, THEN

254. WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA GET FIRED.

255. GOOD POINT.

256. I HOPE THIS WORKS.

257. DUDE, THEY DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

258. YE-AH, THEY DON'T!

259. HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM!

260. DUDE, IT'S NOT

261. WORKING.

262. DON'T WORRY.

263. THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO

264. RESIST THIS PARTY IN THREE, TWO,

265. ONE.

266. YO.

267. DID ANYBODY ORDER SOME PIZZAS?

268. PIZZA!

269. YEAH, MAN.

270. PIZZA!

271. GIVE ME SOME OF THAT SAUSAGE.

272. WHOO-HOO!

273. YES!

274. YE-AH!

275. CRANK IT.

276. PIZZA PARTY UP IN HERE!

277. ALL RIGHT!

278. GET OFF OF THAT.

279. WE JUST CLEANED IT.

280. ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING...

281. WHOO-HOO!

282. HEY! KNOCK IT OFF!

283. WE JUST CLEANED THOSE.

284. CHILL OUT AND HAVE A SLICE OF

285. PIZZA, NARC.

286. THIS IS A PARTY.

287. WHOO!

288. THAT'S IT.

289. DUDE, END THIS PARTY NOW.

290. WE'RE TRYING TO WORK!

291. AND WE'RE TRYING TO

292. KEEP OUR JOBS.

293. WHAT, BY THROWING SOME LAME

294. PIZZA PARTY?

295. DID YOU HEAR THAT, BRO?

296. IT SOUNDS LIKE HE DOESN'T LIKE

297. YOUR PARTY.

298. HIM?

299. NO.

300. AWESOME.

301. FIGHT!

302. Muscle Man: WHOO!

303. HEY, WANT TO SEE MY PHONE?

304. ALL RIGHT!

305. THAT'S ENOUGH!

306. HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM!

307. THIS PARTY'S OVER!

308. THAT'S RIGHT! BEAT IT!

309. I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOUR

310. FACES HERE EVER AGAIN!

311. AH. NOT YOU TWO.

312. MORDECAI AND RIGBY, YOU CAN GET

313. OUT BECAUSE YOU'RE FIRED!

314. GIVE OUR JOBS AWAY!

315. WE HAD TO DO

316. FINISHING THE BOATS.

317. YEAH, AND A LOT OF

318. GOOD THAT DID YOU!

319. NOW GET LOST!

320. YOU'RE FIRED, REMEMBER?

321. BUT, BENSON —

322. LEAVE! NOW!

323. BUT —

324. NOW! NOW! NOW!

325. LEAVE NOW!

326. HEY, CHAD AND JEREMY, LOOKS LIKE

327. THOSE POSITIONS OPENED UP, SO

328. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

329. PARK?

330. YEAH, RIGHT.

331. WE DIDN'T GET DEGREES AT THE

332. CRAZY JOB LIKE THIS.

333. GOOD LUCK FINDING TWO SUCKERS

334. DUMB ENOUGH TO TAKE THIS JOB.

335. CHAD! JEREMY! WAIT!

336. BUT... I...

337. SO-O-O, BENSON, NOT

338. SURE IF YOU'RE LOOKING, BUT WE

339. PIZZA PARTIES.

340. REAL GOOD.

341. FAME.

342. FORTUNE.

343. ULTIMATE POWER.

344. TODAY ON "BEHIND THE BANDS," WE

345. HAS EVER KNOWN.

346. THEY ARE...

347. BARRACUDA DEATHWISH!

348. AWESOME!

349. I'M HERE WITH MUSICAL

350. MASTERMINDS CRASH, HAWK DANIELS,

351. AND, THE BRAINS BEHIND THE BAND,

352. THE URGE.

353. GAME RIGHT NOW.

354. WHAT'S THE SECRET TO YOUR

355. SUCCESS?

356. TWO WORDS — NAME CHANGE.

357. I LOVE ME MOM AND ALL, BUT THE

358. NOT SO AWESOME.

359. THE URGE.

360. BETTER.

361. FASCINATING.

362. HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH IT?

363. I JUST PICKED TWO WORDS AT

364. RANDOM AND PUT THEM TOGETHER.

365. I PICKED "THE" AND "URGE."

366. THE URGE.

367. ONCE I DID THAT...

368. OH, COOL!

369. COMPLETELY RANDOM WORDS.

370. BUT WHAT WORDS SHOULD I PICK?

371. HMM...

372. HMM...

373. HMM!

374. MORDECAI! MORDECAI!

375. MY NAME TO...

376. TRASH BOAT!

377. I'D SAY YOU'RE A

378. TOTAL LOSER.

379. YOU WOULDN'T SAY IT

380. WAS COOL?

381. NOT IF YOU'RE

382. TRASH BOAT.

383. WAIT, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY

384. TO TRASH BOAT, ARE YOU?

385. WHAT? NO.

386. I WAS JUST JOKING.

387. HIDING BEHIND YOUR BACK?

388. NOTHING.

389. NO!

390. CHANGE?

391. YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?

392. GIVE ME THAT!

393. OH, MAN, WAIT TILL

394. EVERYONE HEARS ABOUT THIS!

395. HEY, EVERYBODY, RIGBY LEGALLY

396. CHANGED HIS NAME TO TRASH BOAT!

397. NO! WAIT!

398. RIGBY.

399. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

400. I'D LIKE TO CHANGE MY

401. NAME BACK.

402. THAT'LL BE $50.

403. BUT I DON'T HAVE $50.

404. IT'S $50 TO CHANGE YOUR NAME,

405. OTHERWISE YOU'RE STUCK WITH IT

406. FOREVER.

407. FOREVER?

408. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN

409. HELP YOU WITH, TRASH BOAT?

410. NEXT.

411. UH, I'D LIKE TO CHANGE MY

412. NAME BACK TO CHAD.

413. THAT'LL BE $50,

414. MR. BUTTCHEEKS.

415. Muscle Man: HEY, DUDES,

416. TRASH BOAT IS BACK!

417. OH, TRASH BOAT!

418. TRASH BOAT!

419. HEY, TRASH BOAT!

420. EVERYONE?

421. YES.

422. IT'S THAT FUNNY.

423. TRASH BOAT!

424. US, WE THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY RIGHT

425. TRASH BOAT.

426. HERE.

427. YEAH. THANKS.

428. LOOK, IS THERE ANY EXTRA WORK

429. AROUND THAT I CAN DO?

430. OH, EXTRA WORK?

431. YOU REALLY ARE A NEW MAN,

432. TRASH BOAT.

433. SERIOUSLY.

434. I NEED 50 BUCKS SO I CAN CHANGE

435. MY NAME BACK.

436. WELL, I'M SORRY TO

437. SAILED.

438. EXTRA WORK.

439. Muscle Man: YEAH, LOSER!

440. DON'T COME BEGGING US FOR MONEY.

441. ON SWEET TEMPORARY TATTOOS.

442. CHECK IT OUT!

443. BUT AREN'T THOSE

444. THINGS REALLY CHEAP?

445. Muscle Man: NOT WHEN YOU GET

446. THEM ALL OVER.

447. OH, TRASH BOAT, I CAN

448. HELP!

449. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,

450. POPS.

451. HEY, DON'T SWEAT IT.

452. THINGS WERE HARD FOR ME, TOO,

453. WHEN I FIRST CHANGED MY NAME.

454. BUT AFTER A COUPLE OF YEARS, NO

455. ONE CARED.

456. BUT THEN AGAIN, I DIDN'T CHANGE

457. MY NAME TO TRASH BOAT.

458. PLEASE, BENSON?

459. I JUST NEED 50 BUCKS TO CHANGE

460. MY NAME BACK.

461. YOU COULD DO.

462. HEY, WHAT'S YOUR

463. PROBLEM, DUDE?

464. NO LITTERING.

465. USE A TRASH CAN!

466. WHY USE A TRASH CAN WHEN I

467. GOT A TRASH BOAT TO PICK IT UP?

468. OH, HA HA HA.

469. THIS NAME SUCKS!

470. HEY, TRASH BOAT, PICK

471. THAT UP!

472. TIME!

473. WHAT?

474. BUT THAT'S ONLY FOR NEW

475. EMPLOYEES.

476. EXACTLY.

477. NEW NAME, NEW MAN.

478. NOW PUT IT BACK ON, OR YOU'RE

479. FIRED!

480. NEVER GETS OLD.

481. MORDECAI, I CAN'T TAKE THIS

482. ANYMORE!

483. I WANT TO CHANGE MY NAME BACK!

484. AND LEND ME 50 BUCKS?

485. 50 BUCKS?

486. I DON'T KNOW.

487. WHAT DO YOU THINK, MUSCLE MAN?

488. Muscle Man: I DON'T THINK YOU

489. SHOULD DO IT.

490. THAN RIGBY, ANYWAYS.

491. IT'S WAY EASIER TO MAKE FUN OF.

492. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TRASH BOAT?

493. PLEASE, MORDECAI!

494. I JUST NEED 50 BUCKS.

495. I DON'T KNOW, DUDE.

496. KNOW, LIKE MY BUDDY RIGBY, BUT

497. I'VE ONLY KNOWN TRASH BOAT FOR A

498. DAY.

499. SO I'M NOT SURE.

500. FINE!

501. I'LL GET THE $50 MYSELF!

502. I'M NEVER GONNA GET THE $50.

503. I DON'T WANT TO BE TRASH BOAT

504. ANYMORE.

505. HUH?

506. TRASH BOAT.

507. WE MEET AT LAST.

508. UH, WHO ARE YOU?

509. I'M THE URGE.

510. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

511. YOU HAPPENED.

512. TRASH BOAT!

513. YOU ROBBED ME OF EVERYTHING.

514. "URGE BOAT," BUT IT DIDN'T DO

515. NOTHING.

516. MY LIFE WAS RUINED.

517. THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED I HAD TO

518. TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS.

519. SO I'VE COME BACK IN TIME TO

520. TO TRASH BOAT...

521. NO TRASH BOAT, NO PROBLEM!

522. WAIT!

523. I'M GONNA CHANGE MY NAME!

524. TALK IS CHEAP, TRASH BOAT!

525. WAIT TILL TRASH BOAT SEES THIS.

526. GET INSIDE, QUICK!

527. GOING ON?

528. Shh!

529. I THINK HE'S GONE.

530. TRASH BOAT, I KNOW YOU'RE IN

531. THERE.

532. UP.

533. DUDE, WHAT IS THIS

534. GUY'S DEAL?

535. THAN HIM IN THE FUTURE, ALL

536. BECAUSE OF MY NAME, TRASH BOAT.

537. RIGBY!

538. PLEASE HELP ME, MORDECAI.

539. BUT THAT'S THE MONEY YOU'VE BEEN

540. OUT.

541. DON'T WORRY ABOUT

542. IT.

543. WE GOT TO HURRY, THOUGH.

544. SOON.

545. LET'S TAKE THE BACK WAY OUT!

546. COME ON!

547. YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER,

548. TRASH BOAT!

549. Muscle Man: TOOT, TOOT!

550. WHAT'S YOUR HURRY, TRASH BOAT?

551. Muscle Man:

552. WE'LL CUT THROUGH

553. THE WOODS AND LOSE HIM THERE!

554. HANG ON!

555. YEAH!

556. WE LOST HIM!

557. HOLD ON!

558. COURTHOUSE!

559. THERE IT IS!

560. WE'RE ALMOST THERE,

561. DUDE!

562. I GOT THE DOOR!

563. JUST CHANGE YOUR NAME BACK!

564. NAME BACK!

565. MM-HMM.

566. HURRY UP, DUDE!

567. I'M TRYING!

568. I'M TRYING!

569. MORDECAI?

570. MORDECAI!

571. YOUR NAME CHANGE IS COMPLETE,

572. RIGBY.

573. HUH?

574. WAIT, WHAT'D YOU SAY YOUR NAME

575. WAS?

576. RIGBY.

577. IT'S RIGBY.

578. WHOO-HOO!

579. THE URGE IS BACK...

580. HEY, ARE YOU THE URGE?

581. YEAH.

582. YOU ROBBED ME OF MY FAME IN

583. THE FUTURE, SO I'VE COME HERE TO

584. THE PAST TO STOP YOU!

585. NICE!

586. ARE YOU DUCAN FLEX?

587. WHAT'S IT TO YOU?

588. HEY, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE

589. VELVET OVERKILL?

590. HE IS.

591. FINALLY, MY FAME IS SECURE!

592. ANYONE HERE NAMED

593. CROCODILE DEATHSPIN?

594. THANKS, DUDE.

595. YEAH.

596. DON'T EVER CHANGE YOUR NAME

597. AGAIN.