Regular Show 3x2

Roger Craig Smith as Blonde #1 / Blonde #3 (voice) • Janie Haddad Tompkins as Margaret (voice)

While playing a video game, Mordecai and Rigby make a bet in which the loser of the game has to wear the hairstyle of their game character. Rigby cheats to win the bet and Mordecai is forced to wear a blonde hairstyle.

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1. Rufus passes to Bluey, Bluey to old man Samson,

2. Samson with a twirl and...

3. Ohhhhhh!

4. Whoa! Sweet shot!

5. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

6. All right, you're going down.

7. Come on, fellas!

8. Let's pick it up!

9. Hey, what the heck are you doing?

10. Huh?

11. Ohhhhhh!

12. Aw, what?

13. Benson distracted me! No fair!

14. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

15. All right, best out of 15.

16. Whoa, whoa! Hold on a second!

17. You guys are supposed to be working.

18. Yeah, I know, but come on.

19. Check this out.

20. We found it crammed in the back, behind all this junk.

21. Miniature-man hockey dome.

22. It's called stick hockey, and it's mine.

23. It's so much fun.

24. So much fun.

25. So much fun. So much fun.

26. Look, I don't care how much fun you think you're having.

27. You were supposed to de-gum the park today,

28. and now I find you holed up in here,

29. twiddling some sticks?

30. Ugh! Don't say it like that.

31. I knew I should've gotten rid of that game.

32. It's a waste of time!

33. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

34. Okay, okay, we'll go out right now and finish de-gumming.

35. Please, just don't get rid of the game.

36. It's so much fun.

37. So much fun.

38. Fine.

39. If you finish all your work on time,

40. you can keep the game.

41. - Yes! - All right!

42. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

43. Ohh!

44. We did it.

45. Yeah, see?

46. Having a goal totally focused us.

47. I get it now.

48. Work hard and then play hard.

49. And we're gonna be playing hard all night!

50. Ugh! Don't say it like that.

51. What?

52. Hey, Benson.

53. Where is it?

54. Where's what?

55. Our stick hockey table.

56. I got rid of it.

57. Aw, what?

58. But you said we could have it!

59. Nice try.

60. There's no way you two de-gummed the entire park.

61. Ooh!

62. We kept our end of the deal, so give it back.

63. Sorry.

64. I already took it to the thrift store.

65. What?

66. Who does that?

67. How was I supposed to know you'd

68. actually finish your work for once?

69. You can't just say one thing

70. and then turn around and do another.

71. What are you talking about?

72. You guys do that all the time!

73. That's different — you're the boss!

74. How are we supposed to work for someone we can't trust?

75. Hey!

76. Trust me — I did you guys a favor.

77. That thing is a waste of time.

78. Skips, back me up.

79. You shouldn't have thrown away their game, Benson.

80. I concur.

81. One must be a man of his word.

82. I can't believe this.

83. We want our game back.

84. Yeah, man! You owe us!

85. Youowe them.

86. All right. Let's go get it.

87. Yeah, yeah, the game with the sticks.

88. Naw, it's gone.

89. I sold it to jeffy over at thrift world.

90. What?

91. Yeah, it was in great condition.

92. I don't know why someone would just donate it like that.

93. Yeah.

94. They probably weren't thinking straight.

95. Wait — where's my head?

96. I got another stick game in the back.

97. Really?

98. Yeah, right over there.

99. Aw, what?

100. No!

101. Hey, great find, guys.

102. This is great.

103. It's not the same.

104. No, but some would say foosball's better.

105. It's got the same wrist action, plus mass appeal.

106. Way more people play soccer than hockey.

107. Come on. Give it a shot.

108. So, what's this called, again —

109. "Fool's Ball"?

110. Hmm!

111. Aah!

112. See?

113. Aah!

114. So, we getting it?

115. I can't believe you tried to pawn off that junky

116. foosball table on us.

117. Sorry. Geez.

118. At least it was pretty much brand-new.

119. That old stick hockey game was a piece of junk.

120. Oh, of course you'd think that.

121. That piece of junk was the coolest thing in the whole park!

122. Sure, it's cool now, but keep playing it,

123. and one day, bam!

124. Your lives are ruined.

125. What are you talking about? It's just stick hockey.

126. Could you just trust me on this one?

127. All right, Benson, we trust you.

128. Oh, wait — now I'm taking the trust I said you could have and

129. I'm throwing it away instead.

130. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

131. This wouldn't have happened if you guys had done your job!

132. No, no, no. You can't get mad this time.

133. You messed up, not us!

134. Ugh!

135. Just listen to me!

136. You know what, Benson?

137. Forget it!

138. Thanks for all your help, but we can get the stick hockey table

139. without you.

140. What the heck?

141. How am I supposed to get back to the park?

142. Chong! Chong!

143. Chong! Chong! Chong! Chong! Chong!

144. Uh... we heard there was a stick hockey table here.

145. Benson.

146. Care to join our game of cards?

147. Not now, Pops.

148. Suit yourself.

149. Where are Mordecai and Rigby?

150. How should I know?

151. They stole the cart and took off without me!

152. Can you believe it?

153. After what you pulled, I believe it.

154. What? You're still on their side?

155. You should have at least given them a chance.

156. It seems the honorable thing to do is to apologize.

157. Oh, look! This one is you!

158. All right.

159. Mordecai, Rigby.

160. Are you there?

161. Pick up.

162. Let me try.

163. Mordecai, Rigby. Are you there?

164. Hey, Skips.

165. Tell them I want to talk to them.

166. Tell them.

167. Where are you guys?

168. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

169. Okay.

170. So, what, are they still mad at me?

171. Where are they?

172. You're not gonna like it.

173. This is so not fun.

174. So not fun.

175. I don't want him to chop off our heads.

176. Who's going to finish your game now?

177. I'll finish it.

178. Huh?

179. Death Dragon!

180. Well, looks like we're up.

181. Just remember what I taught you.

182. Thank you, master.

183. I'll see you in the finals!

184. Oh! My neck!

185. Dave!

186. Master, I thought you said this was gonna be so much fun!

187. Noooooo!

188. I always knew the Dragon would return to his lair.

189. I go by "Benson" now.

190. Ooh! "Benson"!

191. I'm here to get my friends and go.

192. Who — these pathetic stick twiddlers?

193. Don't say it like that.

194. Get rid of them.

195. No!

196. What are you going to do about it?

197. I'm going to finish the game and beat you,

198. like I should have 10 years ago.

199. No, Benson! Don't!

200. Don't do it!

201. This game is to the death!

202. Trust me.

203. I see you've retained some of your skills.

204. Too bad the game has changed.

205. Benson!

206. No!

207. There you go — good as new.

208. Thanks, Benson. We —

209. Unh! Unh!

210. Before you say anything else, I want to apologize for getting

211. rid of your game.

212. I shouldn't have gone back on my word.

213. T-that's cool.

214. I guess I just didn't want to see you end up like me —

215. some dried-out loser stuck working at a park because

216. he wasted his life playing stick hockey.

217. Yeah, totally.

218. So, what do you say?

219. Want to play a round?

220. Uh, no.

221. I think we're good.

222. We should have trusted you, Benson.

223. We're going back to video games.

224. Later!

225. HM. HM.

226. I'M TOTALLY GONNA GET TO THE

227. BOTTOM BEFORE YOU.

228. YEAH, RIGHT!

229. HM.

230. BET YOU CAN'T SHOOT THAT BARREL.

231. OH, YEAH?

232. AW! WHAT?

233. DON'T SHOOT THE BARRELS, MAN.

234. I BET YOU CAN'T GET THAT

235. POWER-UP.

236. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!

237. I WAS TOTALLY KIDDING!

238. THAT SLOWS YOU DOWN!

239. CHECK OUT MY DUDE.

240. I'M GLAD I PICKED THE DUDE WITH

241. THE MORE AERODYNAMIC HAIRSTYLE.

242. THAT'S IT!

243. PAUSE THE GAME!

244. MY DUDE'S HAIRSTYLE IS AWESOME!

245. AT THIS GAME!

246. CONFIDENT.

247. CARE TO WAGER ON THAT?

248. YEAH.

249. IFWIN, YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR

250. PLAYER'S STUPID HAIRCUT FOR A

251. WEEK.

252. AND IF I WIN, YOU

253. HAVE TO GET YOUR PLAYER'S

254. "AWESOME" HAIRCUT.

255. FINE.

256. WHEN I WIN, THOUGH.

257. OF COURSE, DUDE.

258. I'D NEVER BACK OUT OF A BET.

259. HM! HM!

260. WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

261. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

262. I'M DYING, DUDE.

263. GET UP, MAN.

264. NO. SERIOUSLY, MAN.

265. NOW.

266. I MUST BE DEHYDRATED.

267. WHAT DO YOU NEED?

268. WATER.

269. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LAME YOU ARE

270. SOMETIMES.

271. THANKS, MAN.

272. DON'T FORGET TO PUT ICE IN IT.

273. OH.

274. HERE'S YOUR WATER,

275. YOU BABY.

276. THANKS, MAN.

277. NOW THAT MY STOMACH ISN'T DRY

278. ANYMORE, I'M TOTALLY GONNA BEAT

279. YOU.

280. HM. HM.

281. I HIGHLY DOUBT IT.

282. OKAY.

283. I'LL JUST UN-PAUSE IT.

284. WHAT THE HECK?

285. COME ON! HUH?

286. OH! IN YOUR FACE!

287. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO BLOND,

288. YOU LOSER!

289. RIGBY!

290. YOU DIDN'T CHEAT, DID YOU?

291. WHAT? NO!

292. I'D NEVER CHEAT ON A BET.

293. BEFORE YOU INTERRUPTED ME!

294. IN YOUR FACE!

295. YOU GOT TO GO BLOND, YOU LOSER!

296. OH!

297. OH... MY... BLOND!

298. OH, THAT'S IT.

299. I'M GONNA START CALLING YOU

300. "BLONDECAI."

301. TO ORDER A CUP OF COFFEE?

302. JUST ONE — YOU!

303. HEY, RIBGY.

304. I GOT YOUR USUAL.

305. CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING, SIR?

306. UH, HEY, MARGARET.

307. IT'S ME.

308. M-MORDECAI?

309. UM, I LIKE YOUR HAIR, MORDECAI.

310. EXCUSE ME.

311. OH, MAN!

312. THIS HILARIOUS?

313. I GOT TO USE IT.

314. KEEP AN EYE ON MY COFFEE,

315. BLONDIE.

316. JERK.

317. AHH!

318. IT FEELS GOOD TO BE THE CHAMP.

319. YET I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL...

320. BAD SOMEHOW.

321. MEH.

322. HUH?

323. HE DITCHED ME?

324. HM! HM!

325. YOUR FRIEND WAS BASHING YOU

326. PRETTY HARD THERE.

327. DUMB JOKES ABOUT YOUR HAIR?

328. YEAH.

329. YEAH. WE'VE HEARD THEM ALL.

330. NORMAL-HAIRS ARE ALWAYS

331. JEALOUS OF OUR STYLE.

332. AND YOU, MY FRIEND, HAVE STYLE.

333. REALLY?

334. YEAH, MAN.

335. US.

336. HEY, BLONDECAI, WHO

337. ARE THESE GUYS?

338. OH, SORRY, MAN.

339. WE DON'T TALK TO NORMAL-HAIRS.

340. HM! HM!

341. THAT'S TOO BAD, 'CAUSE I GOT A

342. REALLY FUNNY JOKE FOR YOU.

343. HOW DO YOU CONFUSE A BLONDECAI?

344. YOU DON'T.

345. THEY'RE BORN THAT WAY!

346. OH!

347. HM. THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

348. HERE'S A JOKE FOR YOU.

349. WHAT'S BROWN, BLACK, AND BLUE

350. AND LYING IN A DITCH?

351. UH, WHAT?

352. YOU — IF YOU DON'T TAKE THAT

353. BACK RIGHT NOW.

354. AAH!

355. I'M JUST YANKIN' YOUR CHAIN,

356. MAN.

357. IT'S COOL.

358. HUH?

359. OH!

360. AH.

361. HE'S HAD ENOUGH.

362. HMPH!

363. HEY, WHY DID THE BLONDECAI JUMP

364. OVER THE CLOCK?

365. EXCUSE ME.

366. SO HE COULD GET SOME OVERTIME!

367. YOU KNOW.

368. BECAUSE YOU'RE... DUMB.

369. ANYWAY, YOU WANT TO HANG OUT?

370. NAH.

371. I'M ACTUALLY GONNA GO HANG OUT

372. WITH THE BLONDS.

373. AGAIN?

374. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THOSE GUYS,

375. ANYWAY?

376. GAMES, WATCH MOVIES, EAT

377. TACOS.

378. YOU KNOW — COOL STUFF.

379. ALL THE TIME!

380. YOU SHOULD STAY HERE.

381. FUN OF?

382. NO, THANKS.

383. SEE, THE GUYS TELL ME THAT THE

384. "BLOND-HOSTILE."

385. BESIDES, THE BLONDS ARE REALLY

386. COOL.

387. BUT — BUT, MORDECAI!

388. HEY, COME ON, MORDECAI.

389. HEY, GUYS!

390. MORDECAI!

391. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.

392. OH, YES, I DO.

393. I'M BLONDECAI NOW, SO I GOT TO

394. HANG OUT WITH THESE GUYS.

395. SEE YA LATER, DUDE!

396. MORDECAI! WAIT!

397. SKIPS! SKIPS!

398. I NEED YOUR ADVICE!

399. LET ME GUESS.

400. YOU CHEATED ON A BET.

401. HOW DID YOU KNOW?

402. SHAME IN YOUR EYES.

403. IT'S TRUE!

404. I CHEATED ON A BET, AND NOW

405. HE'S HANGING OUT WITH ALL THESE

406. RIGBY, YOU SHOULD HAVE

407. CHEATED.

408. EVEN THOUGH HE'LL BE UPSET AT

409. FIRST, MORDECAI WILL RESPECT

410. YOUR HONESTY.

411. YEAH.

412. "HONESTY" AND "COURAGE" PART.

413. SCOT-FREE?

414. WAIT.

415. YOU'RE NOT TAKING MY ADVICE?

416. I GOT IT!

417. I'LL JUST CALL THE BET OFF!

418. "CALL THE BET OFF."

419. OKAY.

420. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

421. MORDECAI, I WANT TO

422. CALL OFF THE BET.

423. WHAT? NO WAY!

424. I NEVER BACK OUT OF A BET.

425. REMEMBER?

426. FORGET ABOUT THE BET!

427. MORDECAI INSTEAD OF BLONDECAI!

428. TO BE HONEST, I

429. NOW.

430. WITHOUT THIS BET, I NEVER WOULD

431. FRIENDS.

432. WELL, THANKS AGAIN, MAN.

433. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

434. OH.

435. IS OVER.

436. WHAT?

437. NO! THAT WASN'T PART OF THE BET!

438. DUDE, CHILL.

439. IT'S ONLY GONNA BE TILL THE END

440. OF THE WEEK.

441. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM

442. IS.

443. MORDECAI! WAIT!

444. MORDECAI!

445. I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!

446. HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!

447. HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!

448. PHEW!

449. ALL RIGHT, GREAT FUN RUN, GANG.

450. LETS GO PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES.

451. I'LL CATCH UP WITH

452. YOU GUYS IN A SEC.

453. OKAY.

454. MORDECAI!

455. HUH?

456. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO

457. TALK TO YOU ALL DAY!

458. CUTTING ME OFF!

459. NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE

460. THE BET.

461. BUT THE TRUTH IS, YOU GOT

462. SKILLS.

463. AND YOU GOT ME. YOU GOT ME GOOD.

464. NO, MORDECAI.

465. THE TRUTH IS YOU DON'T HAVE TO

466. DO THE BET, 'CAUSE I CHEA—

467. CHEA... CHEA... CHEA... CHEA...

468. YOO! WOW!

469. BLESS ME.

470. WEIRDEST SNEEZE I'VE EVER HEARD.

471. WELL, IT WAS GOOD TO CATCH UP,

472. BUT I BETTER BE GOING.

473. I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR MY SECRET

474. CLUB INITIATION.

475. INITIATION?

476. YEAH, APPARENTLY

477. JOINING.

478. IN FACT, THERE'S ACTUALLY ONLY

479. BEFORE BECOMING A MEMBER.

480. UH...

481. WHAT'S THAT?

482. MORDECAI, WHAT'S GOING ON?

483. OUTSIDER.

484. B-B-BLOND?

485. HUH?

486. MORDECAI, WHAT'S GOING ON?

487. WE'RE PREPARING FOR

488. THE BLONDENING.

489. THE WHAT?

490. BROTHER MORDECAI, YOU HAVE

491. THE BLONDS.

492. HERE'S A REALLY COOL RING TO

493. SHOW THAT YOU'RE A MEMBER OF OUR

494. REALLY COOL CLUB.

495. NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT HAS TO BE

496. DONE.

497. BLOND THE NORMAL-HAIR...

498. TO DEATH!

499. MORDECAI! DON'T DO THIS!

500. I HAVE TO.

501. BAD.

502. A BET IS A BET.

503. PLUS, THIS RING IS REALLY COOL,

504. MAN.

505. GOODBYE, RIGBY.

506. REALIZE MY TRUE SELF.

507. NO! MORDECAI!

508. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!

509. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A BLOND.

510. THE BET ISN'T EVEN REAL, BECAUSE

511. I CHEATED!

512. I CHEATED ON THE VIDEO GAME!

513. I'M SORRY!

514. THAT'S ALL I NEEDED

515. TO HEAR.

516. HUH?

517. I KNEW YOU CHEATED,

518. DUDE.

519. LESSON.

520. OH!

521. LESSON, TOO?

522. UH, NO.

523. THEY'RE ACTUALLY AN EVIL SECRET

524. CLUB.

525. LIVES NOW.

526. GET 'EM!

527. WHAT THE HECK, DUDE?

528. THOSE THINGS SHOOT LASERS?

529. AAH!

530. OH!

531. AAH!

532. OH!

533. YES!

534. WHOA!

535. DUDE, PEROXIDE?

536. THESE GUYS AREN'T

537. EVEN REAL BLONDS.

538. LOOK! AN ELEVATOR!

539. KILL THEM!

540. THE OUTSIDER!

541. COVER ME!

542. DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

543. DON'T SHOOT THE BARRELS!

544. I'M NOT!

545. THEY WANT THEIR RING BACK...

546. I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO THEM.

547. COME ON! COME ON!

548. OH, MAN. THAT'S NOT GOOD.

549. WELL, MORDECAI, I'VE

550. LEARNED MY LESSON.

551. OH, YEAH?

552. YEAH.

553. IT'S NOT COOL TO CHEAT ON BETS.

554. ARE MINOR, THIS LESSON WILL

555. YEARS TO COME.

556. CHEATING, HUH?

557. WOULD YOU CARE TO...

558. WAGER ON THAT?