Regular Show 3x17

1. MAN, LAST NIGHT WAS

2. THE BEST, THE BEST.

3. YEAH.

4. IT WAS PRETTY F-U-UN.

5. I MEAN, MARGARET

6. AND EILEEN OVER FOR GAME NIGHT,

7. AND NOTHING WENT WRONG?

8. NO SPACE PORTALS, NO VIDEO

9. DEMONS, NOBODY GOT HURT.

10. EXCEPT FOR EILEEN AND

11. I WHUPPING YOUR BUTTS.

12. WHATEVER.

13. I HAD FUN.

14. DUDE, COME ON. HELP OUT.

15. BENSON'S NOT GONNA LET US HAVE

16. PEOPLE ANYMORE IF WE LEAVE THIS

17. PLACE A MESS, AND PUT DOWN MY

18. NEW PHONE BEFORE YOU BREAK IT.

19. OKAY. JUST A SEC.

20. I'M MAKING YOU A NEW CUSTOM

21. WALLPAPER.

22. UGH!

23. ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TAKE THIS

24. STUFF TO THE DUMP.

25. HEH.

26. YOU MEAN YOU'RE GONNA TAKE THAT

27. TRASH TO YOUR FACE?

28. HA HA HA HA HA!

29. GIVE ME MY PHONE.

30. YOU'RE LUCKY I'M IN A GOOD MOOD

31. FROM LAST NIGHT.

32. HMM! HMM! HMM!

33. ♪ DO-DO, DO-DO-DO,

34. A-FEELS SO GOOD, LIKE I KNEW IT

35. BLAST, AND I HOPE IT LASTS

36. MAKES MY INSIDES FEEL LIKE

37. LONG, LONG LEGS, AND I HOPE

38. SOMEDAY WE ARE MORE THAN JUST

39. WHAT?

40. BRIGHTER THAN THE OCEAN?

41. IF YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH

42. YOUR MESSAGE, PRESS "1."

43. HUH?

44. TO DELETE AND RE-RECORD YOUR

45. MESSAGE, PRESS "2."

46. AAH!

47. NO, NO, NO, NO!

48. DELETE, DELETE, DELETE!

49. MESSAGE SENT. GOODBYE.

50. OH... MY...

51. RIGBY!

52. DUDE! IT'S OVER!

53. SHE'S NEVER GONNA TALK TO ME

54. AGAIN!

55. WHO?

56. MARGARET!

57. I WAS SINGING A SONG ABOUT HER

58. IN THE CART, AND IT RECORDED TO

59. HER VOICEMAIL.

60. WHY'D YOU CALL HER IN

61. THE FIRST PLACE?

62. I SAT ON MY PHONE.

63. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

64. YOU BUTT DIALED HER?

65. UGH!

66. SHE MUST THINK I'M A TOTAL

67. LOSER.

68. COME ON!

69. IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.

70. I SANG A SONG ABOUT

71. HOW HOT SHE WAS AND THAT I

72. WANTED US TO BE TOGETHER

73. FOREVER.

74. OKAY.

75. THAT'S REALLY BAD.

76. BUT WE CAN FIX IT!

77. I'LL JUST CALL HER AND SAY THE

78. MESSAGE WAS FOR SOMEONE ELSE.

79. DUDE, NO!

80. THAT'LL MAKE IT EVEN WORSE!

81. Hi.

82. This is Margaret.

83. OH, UH, HEY,

84. MARGARET.

85. I'm at work right

86. now, so leave a message after

87. the beep.

88. SHE'S STILL AT

89. WORK.

90. WHICH MEANS SHE

91. PROBABLY HASN'T CHECKED HER

92. VOICEMAIL YET.

93. DUDE, WE HAVE TO

94. GET TO HER PHONE AND ERASE THAT

95. MESSAGE.

96. OKAY. THERE SHE IS.

97. OH, NO!

98. OOH! BURNED!

99. SHE SAW THAT YOU LEFT A MESSAGE

100. AND DIDN'T EVEN CHECK IT.

101. THAT'S COLD, MAN.

102. SHUT UP.

103. OKAY, I'M GONNA GO IN THERE AND

104. START TALKING TO HER.

105. YOU GO AROUND THROUGH THE SIDE,

106. SNEAK UP UNDER THE TABLE BEHIND

107. HER, AND SWIPE HER PHONE.

108. LOVE IT.

109. THESE HANDS WERE MADE FOR

110. SWIPING.

111. MARGARET!

112. OH, HEY, MORDECAI!

113. HOW'S IT GOING?

114. OH, YOU KNOW...

115. GOOD.

116. GO-O-O-OD.

117. HEY, I HAD A REALLY

118. FUN TIME LAST NIGHT.

119. OH, YEAH?

120. YEAH. Y-YEAH. ME, TOO.

121. YEAH.

122. YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT WE MADE A

123. PRETTY GOOD TEAM, YOU AND ME.

124. UH-HUH.

125. WE SHOULD DO IT

126. AGAIN SOON, OR — OR, YOU KNOW,

127. DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A GAME NIGHT

128. NECESSARILY WITH OTHER PEOPLE OR

129. ANYTHING.

130. IT CAN BE WHATEVER OR...

131. YEAH.

132. RIGHT. RIGHT!

133. RIGHT...

134. WELL, JUST LET ME KNOW.

135. I'M PRETTY MUCH UP FOR ANYTHING.

136. OOP! SORRY!

137. HEY!

138. DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

139. THERE WAS A BUG.

140. WHAT?

141. I GOT IT.

142. RIGBY, WHERE DID

143. YOU —

144. OH, NO! MY PHONE!

145. WAIT.

146. YOUR PHONE?

147. YEAH.

148. EILEEN TOLD ME TO WATCH HER

149. PHONE FOR CALLS WHILE SHE WAS IN

150. THE BATHROOM.

151. OH. HERE.

152. UH... THANKS.

153. WAIT.

154. SO... CAN I BORROW YOUR PHONE,

155. THEN?

156. OH.

157. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I LEFT IT.

158. MAYBE IN MY CAR OR SOMETHING?

159. I CAN GO CHECK IF YOU WANT.

160. OH. NO, NO.

161. WE CAN GET IT.

162. YOU'RE STILL WORKING AND ALL,

163. SO...

164. YEAH.

165. JUST GIVE US THE KEYS.

166. OKAY. THAT'S COOL.

167. I'M ALMOST DONE WITH MY SHIFT,

168. SO I'LL JUST MEET YOU OUT THERE.

169. COOL.

170. UGH!

171. IT'S GOT TO BE IN HERE

172. SOMEWHERE.

173. DUDE, JUST BUTT DIAL

174. HER PHONE AGAIN, AND THEN WE CAN

175. HEAR WHERE IT'S RINGING FROM.

176. DUDE, SHUT —

177. ACTUALLY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

178. IT'S RINGING. DO YOU HEAR IT?

179. Hello!

180. POPS?

181. MORDECAI, HELLO!

182. I WAS JUST EATING THIS FROZEN

183. ICE LOLLY WHEN, SUDDENLY, THIS

184. MAGICAL TELEPHONE BRICK STARTED

185. RINGING.

186. MARGARET MUST HAVE

187. LEFT HER PHONE AT THE HOUSE LAST

188. NIGHT.

189. ASK HIM WHAT FLAVOR

190. HE'S EATING.

191. POPS, STAY WHERE

192. YOU ARE AND DON'T MOVE.

193. GOT IT?

194. OOH!

195. I LOVE THIS GAME!

196. OKAY.

197. WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE HOUSE

198. BEFORE —

199. HEY, GUYS.

200. DID YOU FIND MY PHONE?

201. UH...

202. YEAH.

203. BACK AT THE HOUSE.

204. OW!

205. GREAT!

206. I'LL GO PICK IT UP.

207. NO!

208. WE CAN GET IT FOR YOU.

209. I MEAN, THE PARK'S, LIKE, SO FAR

210. OUT OF YOUR WAY.

211. I DON'T MIND.

212. BESIDES, I'M THE ONE WHO LEFT IT

213. THERE.

214. FINE.

215. WE'LL SEE YOU THERE.

216. OKAY.

217. I'LL SEE YOU...

218. THERE?

219. DUDE, SLOW DOWN!

220. NO!

221. SHE CAN'T HEAR THAT MESSAGE.

222. THEN TAKE THE

223. SHORTCUT!

224. THANKS, POPS.

225. ONE NEW VOICE MESSAGE.

226. PLEASE INPUT PASSWORD.

227. PASSWORD?

228. UH...

229. "COFFEE"!

230. INCORRECT.

231. YOU HAVE ONE MORE ATTEMPT.

232. DUDE, HURRY!

233. UH...

234. WHAT COULD IT BE?

235. "MUSIC"!

236. SHE LIKES FIST PUMP.

237. INCORRECT.

238. YOU HAVE NO MORE ATTEMPTS.

239. ANY FURTHER ATTEMPTS WILL BE

240. PENALIZED.

241. UGH!

242. DUDE, SHE'S ALMOST

243. HERE!

244. TYPE SOMETHING!

245. UH...

246. TOO MANY ATTEMPTS.

247. YOU WILL NOW BE PENALIZED.

248. WAIT. WHAT?

249. DID I WIN?

250. GET UP.

251. WHAT THE...?

252. WHERE ARE WE?

253. YOU HAVE LANDED IN THE

254. VIRTUAL-MESSAGING CONTROL

255. CENTER.

256. WE ARE THE KEEPERS OF THE

257. VOICEMAIL, GUARDIANS OF ALL

258. MESSAGES THROUGHOUT HISTORY.

259. WHOA!

260. BECAUSE OF YOUR EXCESSIVE

261. ATTEMPTS, YOU HAVE VIOLATED

262. PASSWORD LAW AND ARE CHARGED

263. WITH ATTEMPTING TO HACK INTO

264. SOMEONE'S ACCOUNT.

265. WHAT?

266. I DIDN'T THINK THAT WARNING WAS

267. FOR REAL.

268. OH. IT'S VERY REAL.

269. BURN THEM!

270. BURN THEM!

271. SETTLE DOWN.

272. WE'RE NOT GOING TO BURN THEM.

273. WHEN HAVE WE EVER BURNED

274. ANYBODY?

275. WE'LL ERASE THEM FROM

276. EXISTENCE.

277. WHAT?

278. OH, MARGARET, HELLO!

279. HEY, POPS.

280. I CAME TO PICK UP MY PHONE.

281. OH.

282. SO, IT WAS YOUR PHONE THAT

283. MORDECAI AND RIGBY WERE SUCKED

284. INTO.

285. SURE...

286. SO, HAVE YOU SEEN MY PHONE?

287. YES. YES.

288. COME IN. COME IN.

289. WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!

290. LET US EXPLAIN.

291. PROCEED WITH YOUR MESSAGE.

292. OKAY, SO, I

293. ACCIDENTALLY RECORDED A MESSAGE

294. ON THIS GIRL MARGARET'S PHONE.

295. YEAH, AND WE WERE JUST

296. TRYING TO DELETE IT BEFORE SHE

297. HEARD IT.

298. BUT WHY NOT LET THIS PERSON

299. HEAR THE MESSAGE?

300. BECAUSE HE'LL DIE OF

301. EMBARRASSMENT.

302. EMBARRASSMENT?

303. YEAH.

304. LOOK, MARGARET AND I HAVE A

305. COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP, OKAY?

306. RELATIONSHIP?

307. UGH!

308. WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!

309. WILL YOU PLEASE JUST DELETE THE

310. MESSAGE?

311. IT'S OVER THERE.

312. THANKS, POPS.

313. OH! I HAVE A MESSAGE.

314. SOMEONE IS ACCESSING THE

315. VOICEMAIL SYSTEM.

316. OH, NO.

317. PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU.

318. ERASE THAT MESSAGE.

319. INPUT PASSWORD.

320. HEH, SAW THAT ONE

321. COMING.

322. PHONE USER.

323. Uh, yes?

324. Hello? Who is this?

325. WE HAVE INTERCEPTED TWO

326. FRAUDS ATTEMPTING TO ACCESS YOUR

327. VOICEMAIL WITHOUT PERMISSION.

328. THE ONE CLAIMS TO HAVE A

329. COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP WITH

330. YOU.

331. DON'T LISTEN TO

332. THEM, MARGARET!

333. YEAH.

334. THESE GUYS ARE CRAZY!

335. MORDECAI? RIGBY?

336. WAIT, YOU GUYS TRIED TO HACK

337. INTO MY PHONE?

338. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

339. WE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR

340. PHONE.

341. Oh... yeah. Right.

342. WELL, WE DID KNOW,

343. BUT —

344. BUT WHAT?

345. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO

346. SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

347. I totally misjudged you.

348. DUDE, JUST COME CLEAN

349. ALREADY.

350. UGH. OKAY.

351. LOOK... SO, I SAT ON MY PHONE AND

352. ACCIDENTALLY —

353. HE CALLED YOU WITH HIS

354. BUTT.

355. YEAH.

356. SO, I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT YOU A

357. VOICEMAIL OF ME SINGING THIS

358. DUMB SONG.

359. IT'S REALLY EMBARRASSING, SO WE

360. WERE TRYING TO ERASE IT BEFORE

361. YOU HEARD IT.

362. YOU WHAT?

363. I WANT TO HEAR THE MESSAGE.

364. WAIT!

365. MARGARET, PLEASE!

366. No!

367. I want to hear it.

368. PLAY THE MESSAGE!

369. NEW MESSAGE.

370. ♪ HANGING WITH

371. MARGARET JUST A-FEELS SO GOOD,

372. A BLAST, AND I HOPE IT LASTS

373. IS, MAKES MY INSIDES FEEL LIKE

374. LONG, LONG LEGS, AND I HOPE

375. SOMEDAY WE ARE MORE THAN JUST

376. UGH.

377. IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.

378. SHUT UP!

379. DICE AND YOU WERE LAUGHING AND

380. NOT BAD.

381. ♪ TAKE A CHANCE

382. ON ME, 'CAUSE MAYBE THEN

383. YOU'LL SEE HOW PERFECT WE CAN

384. UGH! PLEASE, JUST ERASE ME!

385. [ SNORTS, LAUGHS ]

386. STOP! I'VE HEARD ENOUGH!

387. "LIKE KNOTTED TWISTS"?

388. That's too good!

389. AT LEAST, SHE DOESN'T

390. HATE YOU.

391. WOULD YOU LIKE US TO ERASE

392. THESE HACKERS NOW?

393. HMM...

394. NAH, I THINK THEY'VE LEARNED

395. THEIR LESSON.

396. VERY WELL.

397. YOU'RE FREE TO GO.

398. BUT YOU CAN STAY IF YOU LIKE.

399. WE'RE THINKING OF FORMING A

400. BAND.

401. OH. UH... YEAH.

402. WE'LL GIVE YOU A CALL.

403. COOL.

404. JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE, AND WE'LL

405. GET IT.

406. W-WAIT!

407. I DIDN'T GIVE THEM MY NUMBER.

408. HOORAY! GOOD SHOW!

409. HEY!

410. HEY! WE MADE IT!

411. THANKS, MARGARET.

412. NO PROBLEM.

413. YEAH.

414. THANKS, MARGARET.

415. SURE THING.

416. HEY... POPS.

417. I NEED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING IN

418. THE OTHER ROOM.

419. OOH!

420. I LOVE BEING SHOWN THINGS.

421. SO...

422. SO...

423. SO, YOU CAN JUST GO

424. AHEAD AND ERASE THAT MESSAGE

425. NOW.

426. HO-HO, NO!

427. THAT'S SONG IS WAY TOO GOOD TO

428. LOSE.

429. WHAT? COME ON!

430. NO.

431. ACTUALLY, I'M GONNA SET IT TO BE

432. YOUR PERSONAL RINGTONE.

433. YOU'RE KIDDING,

434. RIGHT?

435. NOPE.

436. THAT WAY, I CAN HEAR YOU SINGING

437. EVERY TIME YOU CALL ME.

438. SO YOU BETTER CALL ME.

439. OH. O-OKAY.

440. I'LL TRY TO USE MY FINGERS TO

441. DIAL NEXT TIME, NOT MY BUTT.

442. RAD.

443. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME, EASTON!

444. YOU PUT ME IN JAIL?

445. I'LL JUST ESCAPE!

446. ESCAPE THIS, MANETTI.

447. DUDE, DIDN'T HE FLIP A

448. CAR IN THE LAST EPISODE?

449. HE FLIPS A CAR IN

450. EVERY EPISODE.

451. "HEY, BUS FULL OF

452. GRADE SCHOOLERS, LEARN THIS."

453. [ IMITATES TIRES SCREECHING,

454. EXPLOSION ]

455. HEY, COME ON, YOU

456. TWO.

457. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING.

458. WE'RE ON OUR LUNCH

459. BREAK.

460. UH, YEAH, WHAT

461. HE SAID.

462. YEAH IT REALLY LOOKS

463. LIKE YOU'RE EATING UP A STORM

464. THERE.

465. COME ON. LET'S GO.

466. UGH!

467. YEAH, YEAH.

468. WE'RE GOING.

469. WAIT! LOOK!

470. ONLY ONCE EVERY THOUSAND

471. YEARS DOES AN EATING CHALLENGE

472. APPEAR WITH THE ABILITY TO BLOW

473. EVERYONE AWAY.

474. THE EGGSCELLENT CHALLENGE IS

475. THAT CHALLENGE.

476. TWELVE EGGS, CHILI, CHEESE,

477. BISCUITS, AND A FRUIT BOWL!

478. FINISH IN UNDER AN HOUR, AND

479. YOUR PARTY EATS FOR FREE.

480. AND YOU WIN THIS HAT THAT SAYS

481. "I'M EGGSCELLENT" ON IT.

482. THAT'S RIGHT.

483. FINISH THE OMELET, AND GET THE

484. COOLEST HAT EVER INVENTED...

485. FOR FREE.

486. MANY HAVE TRIED.

487. NONE HAVE SUCCEEDED.

488. COULD YOU BE THE FIRST TO SLAY

489. THE DRAGON AND BE EGGSCELLENT?

490. YEAH! YEAH!

491. DUDE, WE HAVE TO WIN

492. THAT HAT.

493. HUH. YEAH, RIGHT.

494. DUDE, DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF

495. THAT OMELET?

496. NO ONE WILL EVER WIN THAT HAT.

497. AW, COME ON!

498. DID YOU SEE HOW AWESOME THAT HAT

499. WAS?

500. IT WAS A NET HAT.

501. DUDE, THOSE AREN'T

502. EVEN COOL ANYMORE.

503. YES, THEY ARE!

504. TRUCKERS WEAR THEM ALL THE TIME.

505. IT'S GOT AIR HOLES IN THE BACK

506. TO KEEP A CROSS BREEZE GOING AND

507. EVERYTHING.

508. ALL RIGHT, FINE.

509. IT'S COOL.

510. BUT, SERIOUSLY, A 12-EGG OMELET?

511. WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUY THE HAT?

512. THAT DOESN'T MAKE A

513. COOL STORY.

514. "HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT HAT?"

515. "I BOUGHT IT."

516. "WHY DOES IT SAY

517. 'I'M EGGSCELLENT' ON IT?"

518. "OH, IT DOESN'T MATTER 'CAUSE I

519. JUST PAID FOR IT WITH MONEY!"

520. PLUS, WHY WOULD YOU BUY IT

521. ANYWAY WHEN YOU CAN GET IT FOR

522. FREE?

523. YEAH, BUT THE

524. OMELET PROBABLY COSTS MORE

525. THAN —

526. DUDE, FORGET IT!

527. YOU WANT TO ORDER A MEASLY,

528. TWO-EGG BREAKFAST?

529. THAT'S FINE BY ME.

530. BUT WHEN YOU FINISH AND YOU'RE

531. STILL HUNGRY DON'T COME CRYING

532. TO ME, 'CAUSE I AIN'T SHARING.

533. YEAH, BUT —

534. SHABA-BOO!

535. BU—

536. SLEE-BEE-BOO!

537. UGH!

538. ALL RIGHT, FINE.

539. WE'LL GO TO THE STUPID

540. RESTAURANT.

541. I HATE IT WHEN YOU TALK LIKE

542. THAT.

543. MEE-BEE-WEE.

544. HAVE YOU DECIDED?

545. UH, I'LL TAKE THE

546. EGGS BENEDICT AND AN ORANGE

547. JUICE.

548. AND I'LL HAVE THE

549. EGGSCELLENT CHALLENGE.

550. OH... I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THE

551. EGGSCELLENT CHALLENGE.

552. IT'S MORE OF A PROMOTIONAL ITEM.

553. YEAH, AND IT'S THE

554. ONLY REASON WE'RE HERE SO —

555. SIR, I-IT'S REALLY JUST

556. SOMETHING —

557. OKAY, HOLD ON!

558. HOLD ON!

559. I'M CONFUSED.

560. I'M THE CUSTOMER, RIGHT?

561. WELL... YES.

562. WHAT DOES THAT SIGN

563. SAY OVER THERE?

564. UH..."THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS

565. RIGHT."

566. AND WHAT AM I?

567. THE CUSTOMER.

568. AND THE SIGN?

569. SIR, PLEASE.

570. SAY IT!

571. "THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS

572. RIGHT."

573. HMM-HMM! HMM!

574. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE, SIR?

575. BRING ME THE OMELET.

576. DUDE, YOU'RE

577. ALLERGIC TO EGGS?

578. I THOUGHT

579. IF I ATE REALLY FAST MAYBE I

580. WOULDN'T NOTICE.

581. I JUST REALLY WANTED THAT HAT.

582. DID I WIN IT?

583. DUDE, YOU DIDN'T

584. EVEN COME CLOSE.

585. MORDECAI...

586. PROMISE ME THAT WHATEVER

587. HAPPENS... YOU'LL GET ME THAT

588. HAT.

589. WHAT?

590. Please... just promise

591. you'll get the hat for me.

592. OKAY! I PROMISE!

593. YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND.

594. RIGBY?

595. RIGBY!

596. WAKE UP!

597. GET BACK!

598. PUNCH IT! WE'RE LOSING HIM!

599. YOUR FRIEND RIGBY'S IN A COMA

600. BECAUSE OF AN ALLERGIC REACTION

601. HIS BODY HAD TO THE EGGS.

602. UNFORTUNATELY, DUE TO THE LARGE

603. QUANTITY OF EGGS THAT HE

604. CONSUMED THERE'S A STRONG CHANCE

605. THAT HE MAY NEVER WAKE UP AGAIN.

606. IS THERE ANYTHING WE

607. CAN DO?

608. ALL WE CAN DO IS WAIT.

609. I'M SORRY.

610. WELL, I HOPE YOU'VE

611. LEARNED SOMETHING FROM ALL THIS.

612. WHAT?

613. MAYBE IF YOU'D BEEN

614. WORKING LIKE YOU WERE SUPPOSED

615. TO, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE

616. HAPPENED.

617. HUH!

618. MORDECAI, WHAT ARE

619. YOU DOING?

620. WHAT'S YOUR

621. PROBLEM?

622. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH

623. WORK!

624. HE JUST WANTED THE HAT!

625. AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT

626. HIM.

627. YOUR FRIEND OVER THERE'S ONLY

628. GONNA GET YOU INTO TROUBLE.

629. RIGHT, TAKE ADVICE FROM BENSON

630. ABOUT FRIENDS, SINCE YOU'VE GOT

631. SO MANY OF THEM.

632. I HAVE FRIENDS.

633. NO, YOU DON'T.

634. EVERYONE ONLY HANGS OUT WITH YOU

635. BECAUSE YOU'RE OUR BOSS.

636. RIGBY ONLY WANTED TO TRY AND WIN

637. A HAT.

638. HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE IN A

639. COMA BECAUSE OF IT.

640. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

641. BACK TO THE

642. RESTAURANT.

643. WHY?

644. BECAUSE I MADE A

645. PROMISE TO RIGBY AND I'M GONNA

646. KEEP IT.

647. THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO FOR EACH

648. OTHER.

649. Muscle Man: AWKWARD.

650. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

651. "IT'S NOT FOR SALE"?

652. I MEAN IT'S NOT FOR SALE.

653. LOOK, MY FRIEND

654. REALLY WANTED THIS HAT, AND NOW

655. HE'S IN A COMA FROM TRYING TO

656. FINISH YOUR CHALLENGE.

657. COME ON.

658. YOU GOT TO BE ABLE TO MAKE AN

659. EXCEPTION.

660. SIR, I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR

661. FRIEND.

662. REALLY, I AM.

663. BUT I CAN'T JUST SELL YOU THE

664. HAT.

665. IT'S OUT OF MY CONTROL.

666. UGH!

667. THEN GIVE ME THE OMELET.

668. SIR, PLEASE DON'T.

669. GIVE ME THE OMELET.

670. GO.

671. TIME IS UP, SIR.

672. SELL ME THE HAT.

673. I'M SORRY, SIR.

674. THE HAT IS NOT FOR SALE!

675. UGH!

676. FORGET THIS PLACE.

677. I'M SORRY, RIGBY.

678. I COULDN'T DO IT.

679. HUH?

680. OH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

681. LOOK, I'M SORRY FOR

682. WHAT I SAID EARLIER.

683. IT WAS A STUPID THING TO SAY AND

684. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

685. YEAH.

686. YOU KNOW, THERE MIGHT

687. BE A WAY TO WIN THAT HAT.

688. WHAT?

689. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

690. TELL HIM SKIPS.

691. A LONG TIME AGO, I

692. KNEW A GUY BY THE NAME OF

693. JONATHAN KIMBLE.

694. HE USED TO WORK AT THE PARK.

695. AND JUST LIKE RIGBY, HE WAS

696. OBSESSED WITH THE HAT.

697. HIS DRIVE FOR THE HAT WAS

698. RELENTLESS.

699. BREAKFAST, LUNCH, DINNER.

700. THE OMELET WAS THE ONLY THING HE

701. WOULD EVER EAT.

702. HE KEPT A JOURNAL AND KEPT TRACK

703. OF EVERY ADVANTAGE HE COULD FIND

704. THAT WOULD HELP HIM IN HIS QUEST

705. FOR THE HAT.

706. ONE DAY, HE WAS REALLY EXCITED.

707. HE JUST KEPT SAYING, "I FIGURED

708. IT OUT!

709. I FIGURED IT OUT!"

710. HE LEFT TO ATTEMPT IT BUT HE

711. NEVER CAME BACK.

712. SO... WHAT HAPPENED?

713. I DON'T KNOW.

714. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

715. DIDN'T YOU GO TO THE RESTAURANT?

716. NONE OF US DID.

717. HE'D FAILED SO MANY TIMES, NONE

718. OF US THOUGHT HE WOULD EVER DO

719. IT.

720. WHY ARE YOU GUYS

721. TELLING ME ALL THIS?

722. BECAUSE... WE GOT HIS

723. NOTEBOOK OUT OF HIS OLD LOCKER.

724. IT LOOKS LIKE HE FIGURED OUT HOW

725. TO FINISH THE OMELET.

726. IF YOU'RE WILLING TO TAKE THE

727. RISK, YOU COULD WIN THE HAT FOR

728. RIGBY.

729. LET'S DO IT.

730. HERCULES TO FIGHT THE RISING

731. TURN AND I DREAM OF WHAT I

732. GOT TO BE FAST AND HE'S GOT TO

733. THIS ISN'T GONNA BE

734. EASY.

735. JUST STICK TO THE

736. TRAINING.

737. YOU CAN DO IT.

738. HEY, BENSON?

739. SORRY ABOUT WHAT I SAID BEFORE.

740. EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A JERK MOST

741. OF THE TIME, YOU'RE STILL A GOOD

742. FRIEND.

743. JUST GET IN THERE AND

744. WIN THAT STUPID HAT FOR RIGBY.

745. OH, GOOD MORNING, SIR.

746. ARE YOU READY TO ORDER?

747. THE EGGSCELLENT

748. CHALLENGE, PLEASE.

749. SIR, WHILE I AM CONTRACTUALLY

750. BOUND BY THE LAWS OF THIS

751. RESTAURANT TO BRING YOU THE

752. OMELET, I HIGHLY SUGGEST

753. ORDERING SOMETHING ELSE.

754. BRING ME THE

755. OMELET.

756. GOOD LUCK.

757. THANKS.

758. NO, DON'T!

759. AH!

760. LET HIM FINISH.

761. STEP ASIDE.

762. Muscle Man: WHY DON'T YOU

763. MAKE US, BRO?

764. KEEP THEM AWAY FROM

765. MORDECAI!

766. UGH!

767. AAH!

768. SORRY, SIR, TIME IS... UP?

769. OH, NO.

770. WE WERE ONLY TRYING TO HELP.

771. WHAT?

772. WHAT THE...?

773. AAH! WHERE AM I?

774. YOU HAVE MADE IT TO THE FINAL

775. TEST OF THE EGGSCELLENT

776. CHALLENGE.

777. CHOOSE YOUR PRIZE.

778. BUT TAKE HEED, FOR IF YOU CHOOSE

779. INCORRECTLY YOU WILL DIE.

780. JONATHAN KIMBLE.

781. HOW AM I GONNA CHOOSE?

782. WHICH ONE IS IT?

783. IT WAS A NET HAT.

784. TRUCKERS WEAR THEM ALL THE TIME.

785. IT'S GOT AIR HOLES IN THE BACK

786. TO KEEP A CROSS BREEZE GOING AND

787. EVERYTHING.

788. THAT LOOKS LIKE THE HAT OF A

789. TRUCKER.

790. YOUR CHOICE IS EGGSCELLENT.

791. YOU WON THE HAT FOR

792. ME.

793. YEAH, MAN.

794. BUT I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT

795. WITHOUT SOME HELP.

796. THANKS, GUYS.

797. LOOK!

798. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

799. DO YOU LIKE STEAK?

800. YEAH!

801. WELL, THEN COME ON DOWN TO

802. THE STEAK UNIVERSE!

803. IF YOU AND A FRIEND CAN FINISH

804. OUR 96-OUNCE STEAK AND EGGS IN

805. UNDER AN HOUR...

806. WE'LL GIVE YOU TWO FREE

807. T-SHIRTS THAT SAY "RAISE THE

808. STEAKS!"

809. RAISE THE STEAKS!

810. FREE!

811. SO, REMEMBER — WHEN YOU NEED

812. STEAK, COME ON DOWN TO

813. THE STEAK UNIVERSE!

814. DUDE, I'LL EAT THE

815. STEAK IF YOU EAT THE EGGS.

816. DO YOU THINK IF WE

817. TAKE THAT HAT OF HIM HE'LL GO

818. BACK INTO A COMA?

819. ONLY ONE WAY TO

820. FIND OUT.

821. NO!