1. IT WON'T GO IN!Copy !req
2. NO, DUDE, YOU'RE DOINGCopy !req
3. IT WRONG.Copy !req
4. RIGHTY TIGHTY, LEFTY LOOSEY!Copy !req
5. NOT "LEFTY TIGHTY, MESS IT UPCopy !req
6. 'CAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER."Copy !req
7. WOULD YOU GUYS HURRYCopy !req
8. UP?Copy !req
9. IT'S BEEN A WHOLE HOUR!Copy !req
10. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN'T EVENCopy !req
11. PUT IN A SIMPLE LIGHT BULB.Copy !req
12. ALMOST GOT IT...Copy !req
13. BAM!Copy !req
14. OHHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
15. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DOCopy !req
16. IT!Copy !req
17. HERE, GET DOWN AND HOLD THECopy !req
18. LADDER.Copy !req
19. I'LL DO IT.Copy !req
20. I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUNDCopy !req
21. HERE.Copy !req
22. DUDE, BENSON, WHAT'SCopy !req
23. THE RUSH?Copy !req
24. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE SOMEWHERECopy !req
25. TO BE.Copy !req
26. YEAH, ACTUALLY, I DO.Copy !req
27. I DO HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OFCopy !req
28. WORK, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
29. YEAH, RIGHT.Copy !req
30. WHERE YOU GONNA GO, BENSON?Copy !req
31. YEAH, WHERE YOUCopy !req
32. GONNA GO, DUDE?Copy !req
33. JUST HOLD THE LADDER!Copy !req
34. COME ON, MAN.Copy !req
35. SPILL IT.Copy !req
36. WHERE YOU GONNA GO?Copy !req
37. DUDE, RIGBY, LEAVECopy !req
38. HIM ALONE.Copy !req
39. CAN'T YOU TELL YOU'RE ANNOYINGCopy !req
40. HIM?Copy !req
41. NO, YOU'RE ANNOYINGCopy !req
42. HIM!Copy !req
43. NO, YOU'RE ANNOYINGCopy !req
44. HIM!Copy !req
45. NO, YOU'RE ANNOYING!Copy !req
46. YOU'RECopy !req
47. ANNOYING!Copy !req
48. YOU'RE ANNOYING!Copy !req
49. HOLD THE LADDER!Copy !req
50. AAH!Copy !req
51. BENSON! BENSON!Copy !req
52. OH, MAN, PLEASE DON'T BE DEAD.Copy !req
53. HE'S STILL BREATHING.Copy !req
54. HE'S JUST UNCONSCIOUS.Copy !req
55. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
56. HE'S TOTALLY GONNA FIRE US WHENCopy !req
57. HE WAKES UP.Copy !req
58. DUDE, COOL IT.Copy !req
59. I GOTTA THINK.Copy !req
60. UH...Copy !req
61. OKAY, WE ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE ATCopy !req
62. NOT GETTING FIRED.Copy !req
63. OKAY, I'LL GO GET THECopy !req
64. SHOVEL.Copy !req
65. NO, DUDE.Copy !req
66. WE HAVE TO TAKE HIM BACK TO HISCopy !req
67. PLACE AND PUT HIM IN BED ANDCopy !req
68. HOPE HE DOESN'T REMEMBER THATCopy !req
69. ANY OF THIS HAPPENED.Copy !req
70. WHAT?Copy !req
71. THAT'LL NEVER WORK!Copy !req
72. DUDE, IT'S OUR ONLYCopy !req
73. HOPE.Copy !req
74. EITHER HE REMEMBERS AND FIRESCopy !req
75. US, OR HE DOESN'T AND HECopy !req
76. DOESN'T.Copy !req
77. EITHER WAY, THIS IS OUR ONLYCopy !req
78. CHANCE NOT TO GET FIRED.Copy !req
79. OKAY... I GUESS THATCopy !req
80. MAKES SENSE.Copy !req
81. DUDE, HURRY UP.Copy !req
82. MAYBE IF ICopy !req
83. HAD A LITTLE HELP, THIS WOULD GOCopy !req
84. FASTER.Copy !req
85. HIS GUMBALLS MUST BE MADE OFCopy !req
86. LEAD!Copy !req
87. OKAY, HE'S IN.Copy !req
88. LET'S GO.Copy !req
89. DAH!Copy !req
90. BENSON!Copy !req
91. DUDE, HE LOOKS HORRIBLE.Copy !req
92. WAIT, I GOT IT.Copy !req
93. UGH!Copy !req
94. WE'RE SO FIRED.Copy !req
95. BUT HE LOOKS SO CHILL.Copy !req
96. Muscle Man: THERE'S BENSON!Copy !req
97. AAH!Copy !req
98. IT'S MUSCLE MAN.Copy !req
99. WE CAN'T LET HIM FIND OUT.Copy !req
100. Muscle Man: HEY, I WANT TOCopy !req
101. TALK TO BENSON!Copy !req
102. WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.Copy !req
103. Muscle Man:Copy !req
104. WAIT! I WANT TO TALK!Copy !req
105. TA-LLKK!Copy !req
106. WE LOST HIM.Copy !req
107. Muscle Man: HEY!Copy !req
108. AAH!Copy !req
109. Muscle Man: DIDN'T YOU HEARCopy !req
110. ME CALLING YOU?Copy !req
111. OH, HEY, MUSCLECopy !req
112. MAN.Copy !req
113. HOW'S IT GOING?Copy !req
114. Muscle Man: WHAT DO YOUCopy !req
115. LADIES CARE?Copy !req
116. BENSON, I TOOK CARE OF THOSECopy !req
117. KIDS WITH THE SNAKES LIKE YOUCopy !req
118. ASKED.Copy !req
119. YOU RAN FOR THAT?Copy !req
120. Muscle Man: OH, YEAH, ANDCopy !req
121. THANKS FOR THE SMOOTH-JAZZCopy !req
122. CONCERT TICKETS.Copy !req
123. MY DATE TONIGHT IS GONNA BECopy !req
124. EXTRA HOT.Copy !req
125. HOW DID YOU KNOW SHE'D GO CRAZYCopy !req
126. FOR IT?Copy !req
127. IT'S GONNA BE ON TONIGHT!Copy !req
128. PEOPLE LIKE JAZZ?Copy !req
129. Muscle Man: WHATEVER, LOSER.Copy !req
130. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT THECopy !req
131. LADIES LIKE.Copy !req
132. RIGHT, BENSON?Copy !req
133. WHOO-HOO! YOU KNOW IT!Copy !req
134. THIS IS BENSON'SCopy !req
135. APARTMENT.Copy !req
136. WE'RE ALMOST THERE, DUDE.Copy !req
137. BENSON!Copy !req
138. AAH!Copy !req
139. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?Copy !req
140. MY PARTY STARTED TWO HOURS AGO.Copy !req
141. EVERYTHING OKAY?Copy !req
142. OH, GREAT.Copy !req
143. COME ON IN AND JOIN THE PARTY.Copy !req
144. NO... UH, I MEAN,Copy !req
145. BENSON'S HAD A PRETTY EXHAUSTINGCopy !req
146. DAY AT WORK.Copy !req
147. HE'S NOT REALLY IN A PARTYINGCopy !req
148. MOOD RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
149. RIGHT, BENSON?Copy !req
150. BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNACopy !req
151. COME.Copy !req
152. WE PLANNED THIS OVER A MONTHCopy !req
153. AGO, REMEMBER?Copy !req
154. OKAY, YOU'RE A BUSYCopy !req
155. GUY, AND YOU WORK A LOT.Copy !req
156. I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
157. I WAS JUST REALLY HOPING YOUCopy !req
158. COULD COME TO MY PARTY.Copy !req
159. I SEE YOU WALKING DOWN THE HALLCopy !req
160. ALL THE TIME, BUT I NEVER GET TOCopy !req
161. TALK TO YOU, AND I THOUGHT MAYBECopy !req
162. WE COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO GET TOCopy !req
163. KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.Copy !req
164. WELL, SEE YA.Copy !req
165. NAG, NAG, NAG.Copy !req
166. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET HIM TO BED.Copy !req
167. WAIT, DUDE.Copy !req
168. WE HAVE TO TAKE BENSON TO THISCopy !req
169. PARTY.Copy !req
170. WHAT? WHY?Copy !req
171. DUDE, DIDN'T YOUCopy !req
172. SEE HOW DISAPPOINTED THAT GIRLCopy !req
173. WAS?Copy !req
174. BENSON REALLY DID HAVE SOMEWHERECopy !req
175. TO BE, AND WE TOTALLY MESSED ITCopy !req
176. UP FOR HIM.Copy !req
177. WE OWE HIM THIS.Copy !req
178. BIG DEAL.Copy !req
179. HE'S STILL GONNA FIRE US.Copy !req
180. DUDE, IF WE TAKECopy !req
181. HIM TO THE PARTY AND HE WAKESCopy !req
182. UP, HE'LL JUST THINK HE PARTIEDCopy !req
183. TOO HARD AND WON'T EVEN REMEMBERCopy !req
184. WHAT HAPPENED.Copy !req
185. HEY!Copy !req
186. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
187. AND THERE WILL BE WITNESSES,Copy !req
188. TOO.Copy !req
189. THEN WE'LL BE OFF THE HOOK!Copy !req
190. WHAT DO YOU SAY,Copy !req
191. BENSON?Copy !req
192. YOU READY TO PAR-TY?Copy !req
193. I'LL TAKE THAT AS A "YES."Copy !req
194. WHOOOAAAAA!Copy !req
195. OH.Copy !req
196. DUDE, I THOUGHT YOUCopy !req
197. HAD HIM.Copy !req
198. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVEN'TCopy !req
199. HUNG OUT BEFORE THIS.Copy !req
200. I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE ITCopy !req
201. TONIGHT.Copy !req
202. YO. YO, AUDREY.Copy !req
203. WHO'S THE JERKFACE?Copy !req
204. CHUCK, PLEASE!Copy !req
205. BENSON DOES NOT HAVE THE FACE OFCopy !req
206. A JERK, AND I CAN TALK TOCopy !req
207. WHOEVER I WANT.Copy !req
208. WE'RE NOT DATING ANYMORE,Copy !req
209. REMEMBER?Copy !req
210. I GUESS SO.Copy !req
211. I JUST NEVER KNEW YOU LIKEDCopy !req
212. TALKING TO LOSERS.Copy !req
213. YOU HEAR THAT, LOSER?Copy !req
214. STOP IT, CHUCK.Copy !req
215. BENSON IS NOT A LOSER.Copy !req
216. OH, YEAH?Copy !req
217. WELL, IF HE'S NOT A LOSER, THENCopy !req
218. WHY IS HE LETTING ME DO THIS?Copy !req
219. UGH... I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
220. WHY ARE YOU LETTING ME POKECopy !req
221. YOUR FACE LIKE THIS? HA!Copy !req
222. NOT COOL, SHADES.Copy !req
223. YOU THINK YOU CAN DROP H2O ONCopy !req
224. THE FE AND GET AWAY WITH IT?Copy !req
225. THE "FE"?Copy !req
226. EVER SEEN THE PERIODIC TABLE,Copy !req
227. LOSER?Copy !req
228. "FE" IS THE ABBREVIATION FORCopy !req
229. IRON...Copy !req
230. LIKE MY STOMACH!Copy !req
231. I'M THE IRON STOMACH!Copy !req
232. MM-HMM.Copy !req
233. WHAT'S THAT,Copy !req
234. BENSON?Copy !req
235. YOU THINK CHUCK'S A CHUMP, ANDCopy !req
236. YOU'RE NOT SCARED?Copy !req
237. REALLY, BENSON?Copy !req
238. ARE YOU SURE?Copy !req
239. OKAY, WHATEVER YOU SAY.Copy !req
240. YOU'RE THE BOSS.Copy !req
241. WHOOOAAAAA!Copy !req
242. FINE, THEN. LET'S DANCE.Copy !req
243. TOP THAT.Copy !req
244. WOW.Copy !req
245. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE...Copy !req
246. AMAZING.Copy !req
247. MAN, THAT MUST'VE BEEN SOCopy !req
248. SPICY.Copy !req
249. NO WAY!Copy !req
250. CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!Copy !req
251. CRAZY!Copy !req
252. WHAT'S THAT, BENSON?Copy !req
253. YOU WANT TO WASH THAT DOWN WITHCopy !req
254. SOME CHILI FLAKES?Copy !req
255. OH, MY SCIDDLE-LY POP!Copy !req
256. THAT CAT CAN JIVE!Copy !req
257. OOOH!Copy !req
258. NO WAY!Copy !req
259. SO SPICY.Copy !req
260. LOOKS LIKE THE "FE"Copy !req
261. IS JUST L-A-M-E.Copy !req
262. GO, BENSON!Copy !req
263. FINE!Copy !req
264. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HOT?Copy !req
265. HOW 'BOUT A VICTORY DRINK?Copy !req
266. I CALL IT THE MISSISSIPPICopy !req
267. QUEEN.Copy !req
268. MISSISSIPPI QUEEN?Copy !req
269. WHY DO YOU CALL IT THAT?Copy !req
270. OH, YOU'LL FIND OUT.Copy !req
271. DRINK IT! DRINK IT! DRINK IT!Copy !req
272. DRINK IT!Copy !req
273. BOTTOMS UP...Copy !req
274. WHAT THE...?Copy !req
275. MORDECAI, RIGBY...Copy !req
276. BOTH OF YOU BETTER TELL MECopy !req
277. WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW OR...Copy !req
278. OH... MY STOMACH... MY MOUTH...Copy !req
279. MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!Copy !req
280. HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?Copy !req
281. YOU MEAN YOU DON'TCopy !req
282. REMEMBER US KNOCKING YOU OUT?Copy !req
283. YOU WHAT?Copy !req
284. LOOK, BENSON,Copy !req
285. BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, WE WERECopy !req
286. GONNA TAKE YOU HOME, BUT THEN WECopy !req
287. RAN INTO YOUR NEIGHBOR, AND SHECopy !req
288. REALLY WANTED YOU TO GO TO HERCopy !req
289. PARTY, SO WE BROUGHT YOU, ANDCopy !req
290. NOW YOU'RE IN A HUGE EATINGCopy !req
291. MATCH AGAINST HER EX-BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
292. BUT IT'S COOL 'CAUSECopy !req
293. YOU'RE TOTALLY BEATING HIMCopy !req
294. AND —Copy !req
295. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
296. YOU GUYS ARE SO UNBELIEVABLYCopy !req
297. FI—Copy !req
298. BENSON! BENSON! BENSON!Copy !req
299. BENSON! BENSON! BENSON!Copy !req
300. LOOK, BENSON.Copy !req
301. YOU COULD GO AHEAD AND FIRE USCopy !req
302. OR YOU COULD GO OUT THERE ANDCopy !req
303. REALLY IMPRESS AUDREY.Copy !req
304. YOUR CHOICE, MAN.Copy !req
305. BENSON! BENSON! BENSON!Copy !req
306. BENSON! BENSON!Copy !req
307. COME WITH ME.Copy !req
308. NO WAY!Copy !req
309. NO WAY!Copy !req
310. I'M GONNA DRINK THIS!Copy !req
311. AND SO ARE MY TWO BUDDIES,Copy !req
312. MORDECAI AND RIGBY.Copy !req
313. OR THEY'RE FIRED!Copy !req
314. HUH?Copy !req
315. BOTTOMS UP, FELLAS.Copy !req
316. GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!Copy !req
317. GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!Copy !req
318. GO! GO! GO!Copy !req
319. HUH.Copy !req
320. THAT ACTUALLY WASN'T THAT BAD.Copy !req
321. YEAH, I DIDN'T REALLYCopy !req
322. TASTE ANYTHING.Copy !req
323. YO, CHUCK!Copy !req
324. YOUR "MISSISSIPPI QUEEN" WASCopy !req
325. "MISSISSIPPI LAME"!Copy !req
326. YEAH, IT'S NOT EVENCopy !req
327. SPICY AT ALL.Copy !req
328. YEAH, WELL, THAT'S CALLEDCopy !req
329. BEGINNER'S LUCK, LUCK, LUCK,Copy !req
330. LUCK, LUCK, LUCK, LUCK, LUCK...Copy !req
331. FEELS LIKE RUSHCopy !req
332. HOUR IN MY LOWER INTESTINES.Copy !req
333. UGH.Copy !req
334. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER EATEN SOCopy !req
335. MUCH FOOD IN MY LIFE.Copy !req
336. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
337. I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU TWO.Copy !req
338. I CAN'T EVEN GET KNOCKED OUTCopy !req
339. WITHOUT YOU RUINING MY SOCIALCopy !req
340. LIFE AND GETTING ME INTO STUPIDCopy !req
341. FOOD CHALLENGES.Copy !req
342. BUT — BUT, BENSON,Copy !req
343. WE WON!Copy !req
344. DIDN'T WE?Copy !req
345. WON?Copy !req
346. I WOULD'VE NEVER GOT INTO THISCopy !req
347. MESS IF YOU TWO WEREN'T ALWAYSCopy !req
348. MESSING AROUND.Copy !req
349. YOU TWO ARE FIRED!Copy !req
350. NO MORE CHANCES.Copy !req
351. JUST GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
352. BENSON, LOOK!Copy !req
353. WHAT?Copy !req
354. WHAT DOES IT SAY?Copy !req
355. YEAH, MAN.Copy !req
356. WHAT DOES IT SAY?Copy !req
357. AHH!Copy !req
358. GET BACK TO WORK.Copy !req
359. I'M GLAD YOU COULDCopy !req
360. ALL JOIN ME FOR BRUNCH TODAY.Copy !req
361. WHAT'S THE OCCASION?Copy !req
362. DO YOU EVEN HAVE TOCopy !req
363. ASK, POPS?Copy !req
364. IT'S TO CELEBRATE MY AMAZINGCopy !req
365. STREAK OF GOOD LUCK.Copy !req
366. GOOD LUCK?Copy !req
367. YEAH, DON'T YOUCopy !req
368. REMEMBER LAST NIGHT?Copy !req
369. YOU ONLY BEAT ME LAST NIGHTCopy !req
370. BECAUSE OF MY BAD LUCK.Copy !req
371. NO, RIGBY.Copy !req
372. I ONLY BEAT YOU BECAUSE OF MYCopy !req
373. GOOD LUCK.Copy !req
374. AND IT'S THAT LUCK THAT MAKES MECopy !req
375. TRUST THAT WE'RE ALL GONNA LOVECopy !req
376. THIS RESTAURANT THAT NONE OF USCopy !req
377. HAVE EVER EVEN BEEN TO.Copy !req
378. SHU MAI, HAR GAO, FUNG JAO.Copy !req
379. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANYCopy !req
380. OF THAT IS, BUT WITH MY LUCK,Copy !req
381. I'M SURE IT'S GONNA TASTE GREAT.Copy !req
382. WE'LL TAKE IT ALL!Copy !req
383. DIG IN, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
384. DIM SUM'S ON ME.Copy !req
385. Muscle Man: THAT WASCopy !req
386. DELICIOUS.Copy !req
387. HEY, RIGBY, WHERE'S YOUR FOOD?Copy !req
388. FOOD?Copy !req
389. HE HASN'T EVEN BROUGHT MY WATERCopy !req
390. YET.Copy !req
391. EXCUSE ME, HERE IS YOUR SOUP,Copy !req
392. SIR.Copy !req
393. AYA!Copy !req
394. AAH!Copy !req
395. I DIDN'T ORDER SOUP!Copy !req
396. OH, I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
397. I'LL GO CHECK ON YOUR ORDER.Copy !req
398. OH, MY GOSH.Copy !req
399. WHOA! CHECK IT OUT!Copy !req
400. OHH!Copy !req
401. YEAH, I JUST BIT INTOCopy !req
402. THAT OYSTER, AND THERE IT WAS.Copy !req
403. OHH!Copy !req
404. LOOK AT THAT!Copy !req
405. HEY, SO CAN I PAYCopy !req
406. WITH THIS?Copy !req
407. OH, OF COURSE, BUT I DON'TCopy !req
408. THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY INCopy !req
409. THE REGISTER TO MAKE CHANGE.Copy !req
410. WILL YOU TAKE A CHECK?Copy !req
411. SURE.Copy !req
412. COME ON.Copy !req
413. I'M TELLIN' YA —Copy !req
414. I CAN'T LOSE!Copy !req
415. I GOTTA GO DRY OFF.Copy !req
416. AW, WHAT?Copy !req
417. THEY'RE ALL OUT OF TOWELS?Copy !req
418. IT MUST BE YOUR LUCKY DAY,Copy !req
419. SIR.Copy !req
420. THE 1,000th CUSTOMER GETS A FREECopy !req
421. MEAL.Copy !req
422. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
423. FINALLY, MY FORTUNECopy !req
424. COOKIE'S HERE.Copy !req
425. AT LEAST ONE GOOD THING WILLCopy !req
426. COME FROM THIS MEAL.Copy !req
427. AH! WHAT?Copy !req
428. "BAD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY"?Copy !req
429. UGH... I CAN'T GET A BREAK.Copy !req
430. WHAT ARE YOU DOING,Copy !req
431. DUDE?Copy !req
432. HEY, THAT'S BENSON'S COOKIE!Copy !req
433. MAN, THAT IS NOT COOL.Copy !req
434. PUT IT BACK.Copy !req
435. WHY?Copy !req
436. BENSON WILL NEVER KNOW.Copy !req
437. "GOOD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY."Copy !req
438. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
439. OH, WE'RE READINGCopy !req
440. FORTUNES, EH?Copy !req
441. OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVECopy !req
442. HERE.Copy !req
443. PROBABLY GONNA WIN THE LOTTERYCopy !req
444. OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
445. "BAD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY"?Copy !req
446. WHATEVER.Copy !req
447. IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN A SLIP OFCopy !req
448. PAPER TO BREAK THE WINNINGCopy !req
449. STREAK I'M HAVING.Copy !req
450. COME ON, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
451. RIGBY, SERIOUSLY,Copy !req
452. YOU NEED TO SWITCH THOSECopy !req
453. FORTUNES BACK.Copy !req
454. OH, COME ON.Copy !req
455. BENSON'S BEEN HAVING CRAZY-GOODCopy !req
456. LUCK LATELY.Copy !req
457. HE WON'T EVEN KNOW THECopy !req
458. DIFFERENCE.Copy !req
459. BESIDES, IT'S JUST A PIECE OFCopy !req
460. PAPER.Copy !req
461. YEAH, I GUESS...Copy !req
462. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULDCopy !req
463. MAKE THAT PLACE BETTER?Copy !req
464. SOME FORTUNES THAT WERE ACTUALLYCopy !req
465. TRUE.Copy !req
466. WHOA-OA-OA! WHOA!Copy !req
467. OHH!Copy !req
468. DUDE, BENSON, YOUCopy !req
469. OKAY?Copy !req
470. YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
471. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
472. IT'S A BUS TOKEN!Copy !req
473. COME ON, GUYS.Copy !req
474. THE BUS IS HERE.Copy !req
475. NUH-UH. SORRY, BRO.Copy !req
476. BUS IS FULL.Copy !req
477. THAT'S COOL, GUYS.Copy !req
478. I GUESS I'LL JUST WALK.Copy !req
479. I TOLD YOU BENSONCopy !req
480. WOULD NEVER NOTICE.Copy !req
481. NOW WE CAN BOTH BE LUCKY.Copy !req
482. YO, PUNK.Copy !req
483. GIVE US YOUR WALLET.Copy !req
484. UH! UH! UH-UH!Copy !req
485. OHHHH! HIGH SCORE UP IN HERE!Copy !req
486. MORDECAI, ARE YOU SEEING THIS?Copy !req
487. I'M SO LUCKY, I DON'T EVEN NEEDCopy !req
488. TO LOOK AT THE SCREEN.Copy !req
489. IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN NEED TOCopy !req
490. USE MY HANDS.Copy !req
491. CHECK IT!Copy !req
492. WHOA!Copy !req
493. HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH.Copy !req
494. HUH!Copy !req
495. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.Copy !req
496. WHOA, DUDE.Copy !req
497. YOU GOT SOME PRETTY SICK GAMINGCopy !req
498. SKILLS.Copy !req
499. YEAH, THE KIND THAT GETS YOU ONCopy !req
500. THE COVER OFCopy !req
501. VIDEO GAME MONTHLY.Copy !req
502. NAME'S DANTE.Copy !req
503. I'M THE MAGAZINE'S LEAD EDITOR.Copy !req
504. TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, BRO,Copy !req
505. 'CAUSE I'M LOOKING FOR THECopy !req
506. WORLD'S BEST GAMER, AND YOU ARECopy !req
507. TOTALLY IT!Copy !req
508. GIMME A CALL.Copy !req
509. WE'LL DO AN INTERVIEW.Copy !req
510. CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE, BRO.Copy !req
511. OHHHHH!Copy !req
512. DID YOU SEE THAT?Copy !req
513. I'M GONNA BE ON THE COVER OFCopy !req
514. VIDEO GAME MONTHLY!Copy !req
515. DUDE, YOU'RECopy !req
516. HORRIBLE AT VIDEO GAMES.Copy !req
517. YOU JUST GOT LUCKY.Copy !req
518. EXACTLY.Copy !req
519. I SHOULD'VE SWITCHED FORTUNESCopy !req
520. WITH BENSON YEARS AGO.Copy !req
521. NONE OF THAT GOODCopy !req
522. LUCK IS YOURS.Copy !req
523. IT BELONGS TO BENSON.Copy !req
524. ALL THIS GOOD STUFF SHOULD BECopy !req
525. HAPPENING TO HIM.Copy !req
526. WHAT? NO WAY.Copy !req
527. MY LIFE'S NEVER BEEN BETTER.Copy !req
528. I'M ON A SERIOUS WINNING STREAK.Copy !req
529. GIVE IT BACK!Copy !req
530. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
531. HEY, GET OFF ME!Copy !req
532. GIVE ME THECopy !req
533. FORTUNE!Copy !req
534. NO!Copy !req
535. I'M NOT GONNA LETCopy !req
536. YOU RUIN BENSON'S LIFE.Copy !req
537. UGH! WHERE IS IT?Copy !req
538. IT'S NOT ON ME.Copy !req
539. I KNEW YOU'D TRY SOMETHING, SO ICopy !req
540. HID IT.Copy !req
541. DUDE, YOU HAVE TOCopy !req
542. TRADE IT BACK.Copy !req
543. BAD THINGS ARE HAPPENING TOCopy !req
544. BENSON, AND IT'S ONLY GONNA GETCopy !req
545. WORSE.Copy !req
546. WHAT ARE YOU TALKINGCopy !req
547. ABOUT?Copy !req
548. I HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE BADCopy !req
549. THING HAPPEN TO BENSON.Copy !req
550. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?Copy !req
551. I THINK YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.Copy !req
552. JEALOUS?Copy !req
553. JEALOUS.Copy !req
554. DUDE, SERIOUSLY...Copy !req
555. JEALOUS!Copy !req
556. RIGBY...Copy !req
557. JEALOUS OF MY LUCK!Copy !req
558. I'M CALLING BENSON.Copy !req
559. OH, NO.Copy !req
560. DON'T CALL BENSON.Copy !req
561. The number you are callingCopy !req
562. has been disconnected.Copy !req
563. OHHHHHHH!Copy !req
564. UGH, FORGET IT.Copy !req
565. I'M TELLING HIM.Copy !req
566. WHATEVER.Copy !req
567. I'M SO LUCKY I BET HE WON'T EVENCopy !req
568. NOTICE.Copy !req
569. HM-HM HM HM HM!Copy !req
570. HEY, HAVE YOU SEENCopy !req
571. THE GUY WHO USED TO LIVE HERE?Copy !req
572. OH, THAT GUY.Copy !req
573. MAN, WHAT A STRING OF BAD LUCK.Copy !req
574. HE LOST HIS CAR, HIS APARTMENT,Copy !req
575. HIS WALLET, HIS CREDIT CARDS,Copy !req
576. HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE.Copy !req
577. DID HE SAY WHERE HECopy !req
578. WAS GOING?Copy !req
579. I JUST CLEAN FLOORS.Copy !req
580. I DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.Copy !req
581. OOH! EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
582. THERE'S A HOT CHICK GETTING HERCopy !req
583. PAPER OVER THERE.Copy !req
584. BENSON!Copy !req
585. BENSON!Copy !req
586. Muscle Man: I HAVEN'T SEENCopy !req
587. HIM.Copy !req
588. BENSON!Copy !req
589. SKIPS, HAVE YOU SEEN BENSON?Copy !req
590. HE'S PLAYING CARDS INCopy !req
591. MY GARAGE.Copy !req
592. HE'S CONVINCED HE CAN TURN HISCopy !req
593. LUCK AROUND.Copy !req
594. NO, HE CAN'T.Copy !req
595. IT'S NOT EVEN HIS LUCK.Copy !req
596. WE HAVE TO STOP HIM.Copy !req
597. BENSON, I GOT TO TELL YOUCopy !req
598. SOMETHING.Copy !req
599. NOT RIGHT NOW,Copy !req
600. MORDECAI.Copy !req
601. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A HAND.Copy !req
602. NO, BENSON.Copy !req
603. LISTEN, YOU SHOULDN'T BE PLAYINGCopy !req
604. CARDS RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
605. OKAY, SO I'VE HAD ACopy !req
606. BAD STRETCH LATELY.Copy !req
607. SO MY WALLET AND CREDIT CARDSCopy !req
608. GOT STOLEN.Copy !req
609. SO ACCOUNTING LOST MY PAYCHECK.Copy !req
610. SO I CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY MY RENTCopy !req
611. OR FEED MYSELF.Copy !req
612. BUT CARDS ARE WHERE I'MCopy !req
613. LUCKIEST.Copy !req
614. CARDS ARE MY GIRL.Copy !req
615. SHE'S NEVER LET ME DOWN BEFORE,Copy !req
616. AND SHE WON'T DO IT THIS TIME.Copy !req
617. WELL, YOU GOTTA STOPCopy !req
618. PLAYING NOW 'CAUSE YOU GOTCopy !req
619. NOTHING LEFT TO WAGER WITH.Copy !req
620. ACTUALLY, SKIPS,Copy !req
621. THERE IS ONE MORE THING.Copy !req
622. I JUST LOST THE PARK TO THE GUYCopy !req
623. IN THE FANNY PACK.Copy !req
624. HE'S A WARLOCK!Copy !req
625. WHAT THE...?Copy !req
626. THE PARK!Copy !req
627. WHAT HAVE I DONE?Copy !req
628. I GOTTA FIND RIGBY.Copy !req
629. PARK! WARLOCK!Copy !req
630. FANNY PACK!Copy !req
631. Muscle Man: WHAT WAS THAT,Copy !req
632. BRO?Copy !req
633. RIGBY!Copy !req
634. UH-UH-UH. INTERVIEW.Copy !req
635. VIDEO GAME MONTHLY.Copy !req
636. CAN'T TALK. YOU'RE A LOSER.Copy !req
637. ARGH!Copy !req
638. HEY!Copy !req
639. DUDE, WHY DID YOU DOCopy !req
640. THAT?Copy !req
641. LOOK OUT THECopy !req
642. WINDOW!Copy !req
643. HUH?Copy !req
644. LUCKY ME! A FULL HOUSE!Copy !req
645. COME ON.Copy !req
646. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
647. DON'T YOU GET IT?Copy !req
648. IT'S THE FORTUNES.Copy !req
649. BENSON'S LUCK IS GETTING SO BADCopy !req
650. IT'S GONNA DESTROY EVERYTHING.Copy !req
651. LOOK!Copy !req
652. BENSON! TAKE MY HAND!Copy !req
653. NOOO!Copy !req
654. OH, MAN.Copy !req
655. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
656. I'LL SWITCH BACK.Copy !req
657. WHERE'S THECopy !req
658. FORTUNE?Copy !req
659. IT'S UNDER MYCopy !req
660. TRAMPOLINE.Copy !req
661. OH, MAN.Copy !req
662. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET OVERCopy !req
663. THERE?Copy !req
664. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?Copy !req
665. YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!Copy !req
666. HERE, TAKE MY CAR!Copy !req
667. GIVE ME THE KEYS.Copy !req
668. ALMOST THERE...Copy !req
669. AAH!Copy !req
670. BENSON!Copy !req
671. WE GOTTA TRADE FORTUNES!Copy !req
672. WHY BOTHER?Copy !req
673. ANOTHER BAD THING IS JUST GONNACopy !req
674. HAPPEN.Copy !req
675. NO, BENSON.Copy !req
676. ALL THESE BAD THINGS ARECopy !req
677. HAPPENING BECAUSE OF ME.Copy !req
678. I SWITCHED FORTUNES BEHIND YOURCopy !req
679. BACK AT THE CHINESE RESTAURANT.Copy !req
680. YOU WHAT?Copy !req
681. I WAS JEALOUS OF ALLCopy !req
682. THE GOOD LUCK YOU'VE BEENCopy !req
683. HAVING, SO I GAVE YOU ALL MY BADCopy !req
684. LUCK.Copy !req
685. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
686. AAH!Copy !req
687. IS IT OVER?Copy !req
688. I THINK SO.Copy !req
689. AH, GOOD.Copy !req
690. OVER?Copy !req
691. NOTHING'S OVER!Copy !req
692. YOU SWITCHED MY FORTUNE!Copy !req
693. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I WENTCopy !req
694. THROUGH?Copy !req
695. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
696. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
697. AT LEAST I CONFESSED.Copy !req
698. THAT'S GOTTA COUNT FORCopy !req
699. SOMETHING.Copy !req
700. HELLO?Copy !req
701. YEAH, THIS IS DANTE FROMCopy !req
702. VIDEO GAME MONTHLY.Copy !req
703. YEAH, UH, SO, LOOKS LIKE I GOTTACopy !req
704. CANCEL YOUR INTERVIEW.Copy !req
705. AW, WHAT?Copy !req
706. SORRY.Copy !req
707. GOT A HOT NEW PLAYER HERE.Copy !req
708. HE'S TEARING THROUGH ALL THECopy !req
709. RECORDS.Copy !req
710. Muscle Man: WHOO! WHOO!Copy !req
711. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS HOT ANDCopy !req
712. TEARS THROUGH STUFF?Copy !req
713. MY MOM!Copy !req
714. I'M TELLIN' YA —Copy !req
715. I CAN'T LOSE!Copy !req
716. I GOTTA GO DRY OFF.Copy !req
717. HERE ARE YOUR FORTUNECopy !req
718. COOKIES.Copy !req
719. Muscle Man: YOU KNOW WHAT'S ACopy !req
720. HILARIOUS GAME?Copy !req
721. SAYING YOUR FORTUNE, THEN SAYINGCopy !req
722. "IN THE BACK OF A CAR."Copy !req
723. "BAD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY INCopy !req
724. THE..."Copy !req
725. UH...Copy !req
726. THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK.Copy !req
727. Hi Five Ghost: HEY, THAT'SCopy !req
728. RIGBY'S FORTUNE.Copy !req
729. Muscle Man: SO?Copy !req
730. "YOU'RE GONNA BE ON THE COVER OFCopy !req
731. VIDEO GAME MONTHLY"...Copy !req
732. IN THE BACK OF A CAR.Copy !req
733. FINALLY, MY FORTUNECopy !req
734. COOKIE'S HERE.Copy !req
735. AT LEAST ONE GOOD THING WILLCopy !req
736. COME FROM THIS MEAL.Copy !req