1. What now?
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2. Look, we're working. See!
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3. Yeah, we're never gonna get done if you keep checking up on us!
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4. Pay day, fellas.
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5. Aww, nice!
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6. My favorite day of the every other week!
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7. Here.
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8. What, you don't like getting paid?
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9. No, I'm just getting tired of the old sandwich-baggie full of coins.
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10. Why can't we get a check like normal people?
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11. Skips gets checks!
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12. Skips has a bank account and a 401k.
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13. Well, at least give us the coins in an envelope
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14. or something more respectable,
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15. 'cause this is degrading.
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16. I need to get out of here.
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17. What's his deal? He doesn't respect us at all!
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18. Yeah, well that's his problem, right?
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19. We're respectable people!
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20. - Outta the way! - Losers!
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21. What the heck, man, watch it!
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22. See man, it's not just Benson,
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23. people just don't respect us!
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24. Well, we could buy people's respect.
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25. Nah, too expensive.
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26. People respect people who are good at things.
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27. Margaret, what's going on?
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28. The manager installed this new arcade game to keep the customers around.
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29. There kids are amazing at it, you should see 'em!
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30. Dude, it's those kids!
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31. Hey, hey you!
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32. What!
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33. When you knock people over, you have to say you're sorry!
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34. You guys need to learn some respect.
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35. Respect our butts!
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36. No, you respect our butts!
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37. What are you guys doing!
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38. Those kids practically killed us with their skateboards outside.
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39. So! They're kids!
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40. What are you going to do, beat them up or something?
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41. No, but I am gonna kick their butts at this video game.
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42. I got next.
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43. Nice baggie,
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44. must've been sad when you break open your piggy bank.
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45. Seven-hundred thousand!
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46. TRD, turd.
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47. Nice!
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48. Beat that, gramps.
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49. Gramps? I'm in my 20s.
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50. Yeah, 1920s.
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51. Just move.
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52. How do you get negative points?
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53. How is that even possible?
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54. It was the first time I ever played that stupid game!
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55. Give me a break!
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56. I'm just saying, you made us look like chumps, man.
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57. Look at 'em.
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58. You guys really handed it to those losers.
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59. Free donuts for the champs!
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60. All right, we're outta here.
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61. Weren't they amazing?
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62. I can't believe we were so enthralled by a video game, but we were!
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63. I told you people respect you when you're good at something.
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64. And we're gonna get the respect we deserve
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65. by getting good at that game.
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66. Okay, Broken Bonez.
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67. So are you trying to get broken bones?
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68. Dude, c'mon, no,
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69. you just gotta go off these jumps and land without breaking your bones.
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70. Alright, I think I got it.
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71. Here, gimme a shot.
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72. Woah, how'd you do that?
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73. I dunno, that's what those kids were doing.
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74. Here, you do the joystick and I'll do the buttons.
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75. Just go crazy when we're in the air.
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76. Wow, another 500!
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77. Aww sweet!
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78. Aww, well not bad, not bad.
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79. You guys got some skill.
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80. Some? What do you mean some?
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81. C'mon, Jack Farley!
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82. Dangit!
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83. Well, I gotta hand it to you guys.
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84. You play better than you look.
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85. - Okay? - Thanks.
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86. Stop by the office sometime if you wanna hang.
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87. No charge.
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88. Yeah, Jack Farley?
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89. No! I said cell two, two!
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90. What was that all about?
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91. Respect!
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92. Let's get some more.
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93. Mordecai, Rigby, come in!
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94. Aww man, it's Benson.
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95. Yeah, uh, hey Benson. What's up?
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96. I need you guys to clean the bathrooms back at the house ASAP!
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97. Uh, we're on our lunch break.
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98. Look, if you guys aren't back in two minutes,
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99. you're fired!
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100. Gimme that!
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101. We deserve more respect than this, Benson.
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102. Maybe when you realize that we'll come back to work.
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103. Rigby, Mordecai!
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104. Respect!
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105. Oh look, if it isn't Mr. And Mrs. Negative points!
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106. Guess we'll have to beat you two losers again.
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107. Well, why don't you two come over here and try, then?
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108. You got yourselves a rematch.
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109. Aww man!
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110. All right, you guys are good.
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111. Thanks.
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112. Woah, you guys are really good!
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113. You're close to beating the high score!
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114. Woah, we are?
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115. Wait, who holds the high score?
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116. Some dude named GBF, but it's not just a high score,
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117. it's the world record.
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118. Thanks,
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119. now I can follow along and feel invested!
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120. Go for it, guys!
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121. So you've broken the world record, have you?
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122. Yeah, who's askin'?
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123. Me.
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124. It's a giant bearded face!
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125. GBF!
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126. Yeah, I'm GBF all right,
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127. but it stands for Garrett Bobby Ferguson, not giant bearded face.
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128. You're not mad at us for breaking your world record, are you?
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129. It's no big deal.
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130. Not like it's the universe record or anything important.
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131. Universe record?
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132. It's the highest score in the whole universe,
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133. 1,279,001.
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134. Now who holds that record again?
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135. Me!
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136. Yes, go ahead,
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137. stroke the beard of Garrett Bobby Ferguson.
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138. Hey, giant beardo face!
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139. I told you that's not my name!
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140. Look, we're gonna settle this right now.
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141. Us verses you in a head to head match.
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142. Fine! One game for the universe record.
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143. Winner gets all the respect.
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144. Let's play.
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145. Dude, why're you crying, dude?
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146. Please, please just let me win!
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147. Dude, what are you talking about?
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148. I've devoted my entire life to Broken Bonez.
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149. I played so much my wife left me.
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150. - Ding! - Geez.
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151. So you're asking us to throw the game?
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152. Please, the universe record is all I have!
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153. What do you think, man?
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154. No way!
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155. Nobody's gonna respect us if we wuss out now!
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156. It's not wussing out, man.
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157. It's called doing the right thing.
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158. Fine.
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159. Okay dude, we'll let you have it.
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160. Thank you so much!
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161. Thank you for being so dumb!
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162. What!
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163. I didn't devote my life to this cruddy game,
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164. it's just a hobby.
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165. But what about your wife?
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166. Never had one!
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167. You can't tie GBF down!
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168. You can't do that, that's cheating!
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169. Universe rules, baby.
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170. There are no rules.
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171. Oh, boo yourselves!
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172. I'm Garrett Bobby Ferguson.
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173. Aww, this blows!
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174. We gotta do something before he beats our score!
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175. No rules, right?
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176. Mess up, c'mon, mess up!
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177. You know you want some broken bones.
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178. Broken bones!
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179. Broken bones!
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180. Broken bones! Broken bones!
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181. No!
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182. It doesn't matter,
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183. I've already beat your score and taken the title
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184. and I'm never coming back!
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185. Wait, the game's still going!
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186. Huh?
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187. No, it can't be!
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188. C'mon, c'mon!
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189. Get off!
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190. My Chin!
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191. NO!
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192. Great job, you did it!
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193. Oh, hey Benson, what're you doing here?
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194. I thought about what you guys said earlier
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195. and so I've come down to give you those checks you wanted.
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196. - Oh wow, thanks! - But...
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197. now that I'm covered in brain goo, I've realised my mistake.
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198. You wanna waste your lives playing video games,
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199. then fine, I respect your decision!
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200. Just don't ever do it on my time ever again!
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201. - I can respect that. - Yeah, that's cool.
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