1. Dude wake up, c'mon.Copy !req
2. It's time for work.Copy !req
3. Lame!Copy !req
4. Dude c'mon, let's go watch that karaoke tape from last night!Copy !req
5. What tape?Copy !req
6. Dude the tape from last night, remember?Copy !req
7. That old dude with the ponytail gave us a copy of our killer performance.Copy !req
8. Oh yeah.Copy !req
9. Dude we were awesome last night.Copy !req
10. Totally awesome!Copy !req
11. Where'd you put it?Copy !req
12. Put what?Copy !req
13. - The tape. - Oh yeah.Copy !req
14. - I put in the fridge. - Oh yeah.Copy !req
15. To keep the tape as cool as were last night.Copy !req
16. So cool.Copy !req
17. Give it up for Rigby and Mordecai!Copy !req
18. Dude!Copy !req
19. - Hurry up hurry up. - Alright.Copy !req
20. - Hello hello hello! - Dude c'mon!Copy !req
21. This is for all you hard workers out there that get treated like dirt!Copy !req
22. Dude, so awesome!Copy !req
23. Hey, we're pretty good!Copy !req
24. What aren't you gonna take?Copy !req
25. We're not gonna take anymore garbage from our boss Benson!Copy !req
26. What a loser!Copy !req
27. Yeah, go back to your sad apartment and be alone forever!Copy !req
28. What else, what else?Copy !req
29. Yeah and this know-it-all guy Skips, forget him!Copy !req
30. Yeah, if you're so smart,Copy !req
31. why are you stuck working as a groundskeeper?Copy !req
32. I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin'!Copy !req
33. Oh dude and Pops, Pops!Copy !req
34. Oh yeah and this guy Pops just says the dumbest things all the time!Copy !req
35. You not as interesting as you think, Pops!Copy !req
36. Go chew on your own gumballs, Benson!Copy !req
37. Oh, I'm so old timey, I don't know what anything is!Copy !req
38. What the heck are we doing!Copy !req
39. My name's Skips,Copy !req
40. let me and my muscles stare at you condescendingly.Copy !req
41. Walking? No, thanks. I'm too good for that.Copy !req
42. - Do you remember any of this? - No, no!Copy !req
43. Wait stop, stop!Copy !req
44. What do you think, folks? Do you like these guys?Copy !req
45. Hey, you boys don't mind if I play this video at my club as a promo, do you?Copy !req
46. Nah, whatever dude.Copy !req
47. You gotta give us a copy though so we can re-live this night forever!Copy !req
48. - Dude, we can't let anybody see this. - See what?Copy !req
49. See this!Copy !req
50. Pfft, I've seen that before.Copy !req
51. You're not the only one scared of technology.Copy !req
52. What's this?Copy !req
53. Carrey O' Key's Karaoke?Copy !req
54. Did you say karaoke?Copy !req
55. Oh, I just love karaoke!Copy !req
56. Oh, we must go Benson, we must!Copy !req
57. Yeah, that would be pretty fun!Copy !req
58. - Alright. - What!Copy !req
59. Well I have been working you all pretty hard lately,Copy !req
60. so how 'bout we all go out tonight and karaoke it up,Copy !req
61. my treat?Copy !req
62. Great idea guys.Copy !req
63. Alright, let's finish our work for the day, fellas.Copy !req
64. This is gonna be awesome!Copy !req
65. Ooh, I can feel the excitement in my bladder!Copy !req
66. Man, we're totally dead.Copy !req
67. Dead? Dude, they're gonna hate us forever!Copy !req
68. Awww, why are we so dumb?Copy !req
69. It was the music, man!Copy !req
70. It fueled our frustrations, it wasn't our fault!Copy !req
71. Whatever, we just can't let them see us trashing them.Copy !req
72. We gotta go find that master tape.Copy !req
73. But how are we gonna do that?Copy !req
74. Dude, it'll be easy.Copy !req
75. We'll just go ask that fat dude for the tape,Copy !req
76. and if he says no, we'll just take it from him.Copy !req
77. I said no!Copy !req
78. I can play that tape whenever I feel like itCopy !req
79. and there's not a darn thin you can do about it.Copy !req
80. I don't wanna see you punks back here again.Copy !req
81. You're banned!Copy !req
82. Benson! Hey man,Copy !req
83. we need to talk to you about tonight.Copy !req
84. I'm only paying for the songs.Copy !req
85. You're on your own for food and drinks.Copy !req
86. Aww what?Copy !req
87. Well, I've always got my gravy pouch.Copy !req
88. No, Benson, wait!Copy !req
89. We don't think going to karaoke tonight is such a good idea.Copy !req
90. - What? - Karaoke's lame.Copy !req
91. We should do something really fun, like bowling!Copy !req
92. Yeah, bowling's good!Copy !req
93. Or pool, the pool hall's always fun.Copy !req
94. Rack 'em up!Copy !req
95. Guys, please.Copy !req
96. If we're throwing out halls, why not the greatest hall of them all?Copy !req
97. - Dance hall. - Bingo!Copy !req
98. - Oh bingo? Really? - Guys.Copy !req
99. No no no, dance hall, I was saying bingo like you got it!Copy !req
100. Bingo halls are for losers.Copy !req
101. Guys! What is it with you two?Copy !req
102. I'm trying to do something nice for everyone, boost morale around here.Copy !req
103. Besides, I've already called the karaoke place and reserved a table.Copy !req
104. - But wait, can't we just— No, we're going to karaoke,Copy !req
105. and you know what, now it's mandatory.Copy !req
106. Yup, mandatory having fun at karaoke night.Copy !req
107. You don't come and you're fired. So deal with it!Copy !req
108. Now what.Copy !req
109. Ooh, look how many songs. I'm gonna sing them all!Copy !req
110. No Pops, just one.Copy !req
111. Skips, what're you gonna sing?Copy !req
112. Do they have anything with Spanish guitar?Copy !req
113. Skips bringing it old school!Copy !req
114. Where's Mordecai and Rigby?Copy !req
115. Uh, ready to order sir?Copy !req
116. No, we're still waiting for two.Copy !req
117. They don't think I was serious about this being mandatoryCopy !req
118. I was being serious.Copy !req
119. If they don't show up they're fired.Copy !req
120. Ooh, they'll be here!Copy !req
121. Oh man,Copy !req
122. dude, we gotta hurry this up, Benson's gonna blow a fuse!Copy !req
123. Rigby!Copy !req
124. Hey, I found it.Copy !req
125. Hey Carl, how many signed up for karaoke so far?Copy !req
126. Just one, boss.Copy !req
127. Well dangit that's not enough!Copy !req
128. We can't keep this place going with just one singer a night!Copy !req
129. It's time to play that dang tape!Copy !req
130. If that won't get people singing nothing will.Copy !req
131. Now get me ready like we talked about,Copy !req
132. you know how I got stagefright.Copy !req
133. Yes! Welcome folks!Copy !req
134. Now I know some of you first timers might be a little shyCopy !req
135. but sure of your talent's with us,Copy !req
136. so we put together this little promo videoCopy !req
137. to put all your fears to rest.Copy !req
138. Here we go!Copy !req
139. Scared to get up on stage to sing? Don't be!Copy !req
140. You couldn't be worse than these guys!Copy !req
141. Oh my.Copy !req
142. It's Moredcai and Rigby!Copy !req
143. Aw dude, they're playing the promo!Copy !req
144. C'mon!Copy !req
145. Wait-Copy !req
146. So this is why they didn't want us to come tonight!Copy !req
147. They must've been super embarrassed by their singing!Copy !req
148. We're not gonna take anymore garbage from our boss Benson!Copy !req
149. - What the? - What a lo-Copy !req
150. Well uh sorry folks, um, technical difficulties.Copy !req
151. Aw oh hey, why don't we start the songs, shall we?Copy !req
152. Uh first up we have Pops!Copy !req
153. That's me!Copy !req
154. Get the tape! Get the tape!Copy !req
155. Carl!Copy !req
156. Dude, what's going on!Copy !req
157. I don't know, it's stuck!Copy !req
158. Come on, come on!Copy !req
159. Gimme that tape!Copy !req
160. You want it? Fine, take it then!Copy !req
161. Thank you.Copy !req
162. - Sorry guys. - Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
163. We didn't mean to ruin your good time.Copy !req
164. No no, I don't want to hear it!Copy !req
165. I don't know what was on that tapeCopy !req
166. or why those guys were after itCopy !req
167. but I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.Copy !req
168. You've ruined karaoke night!Copy !req
169. Yeah uh, I know,Copy !req
170. that's why we were trying to apologize to you.Copy !req
171. Man, karaoke sucks.Copy !req