Regular Show 2x27

Directed by

Minty Lewis as Eileen (voice) • Paul F. Tompkins as Skunk (voice) • Janie Haddad Tompkins as Margaret (voice)

When Mordecai and Rigby are given the task of picking up road kill, Rigby gets sprayed by a were-skunk. Now, he has to find a cure for the smell before he turns into a skunk, as well.

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1. Dude, we only need a few more for a bingo! Up high!

2. This is totally gross, you know.

3. I can't believe Benson made a dead animal bingo card

4. to force us to pick up road kill.

5. So what?

6. We have to pick up roadkill in the park anyway, it's part of our job.

7. We might as well try to have a little fun while we're doin' it.

8. Besides, Benson said we could stop once we get a bingo,

9. so come on man. Up high!

10. Ugh, fine.

11. I still think you're enjoying this too much.

12. Dude, I think we've picked everything up.

13. Don't worry dude, we're close I can smell it.

14. Ah, dude, if you're gonna crack one off in the cart,

15. you could at least warn me!

16. Dude it's not me - look!

17. Aw, skunk!

18. Wait, skunk?

19. Dude, Bingo!

20. Bingo?

21. - Bingo, bingo! - Bingo!

22. Bingo-

23. Rigby, you ok?

24. Watch it, watch it!

25. What the heck, man?

26. You guys think you could walk up to a guy in broad daylight

27. and mug him without him fighting back?

28. We weren't mugging you! We thought you were dead!

29. I was taking a nap!

30. In the middle of the road?

31. Oh, who are you, Mr. King Sand Man,

32. telling people where they can and cannot sleep?

33. Sorry, we thought you were dead.

34. We were just excited.

35. We though we got a bingo.

36. So because you thought I was dead, you thought you got a bingo?

37. What king of sick game is that?

38. It's—our boss made us—

39. well, OK, look, no bingo. No bingo.

40. Well, how do I get rid of this smell?

41. You think you just get to turn it off?

42. No, I'm stuck with it, and now so are you.

43. Come on dude, don't be a jerk. Tell me how to get rid of this.

44. Oh, I'm a jerk?

45. You don't know what I am.

46. Let's see how you like when you can't turn it off!

47. Let him go!

48. Let him go or I'm gonna make you wish you were roadkill!

49. Now get lost!

50. You two are disguisting. I'm outta here!

51. Wait, at least tell me how to get this smell off!

52. Yeah right. Figure it out for yourself!

53. What?

54. What am I gonna do now?

55. I don't know dude.

56. But we've got to get that smell off you. It reeks.

57. Don't tell me about how I smell. I know it reeks!

58. You don't think I know it reeks?

59. What was that?

60. What did that thing do to me?

61. Dude, we've got to find Skips.

62. That was a were-skunk.

63. What?

64. Yeah. And if you don't get that smell off, you'll turn into one too, you know.

65. What, what do I do?

66. This is bad. This isn't regular skunk spray.

67. You could try taking a shower.

68. Or if that doesn't work coffee will dehydrate you

69. and draw some of the smell out, maybe.

70. Seriously, a shower? Coffee? Come On!

71. You think you're so smart, don't you?

72. Oh look at me, I'm Skips, I know everything 'cause I'm so old,

73. let me tell you how to fix your problems in a really lame way.

74. Well, you know what I think?

75. You don't know nothing, You don't know nothing!

76. Dude, that wasn't me!

77. Skips, I'm sorry!

78. Forget it, it's fine

79. But you better get changed back soon.

80. Because once the transformation is complete,

81. you won't wanna change back.

82. What are you doing here?

83. There's no way you got a bingo that fast.

84. What happened?

85. Rigby got sprayed by a were-skunk.

86. A what?

87. Look, we don't have time. We have to get him cleaned up.

88. Fine.

89. But don't think this counts as an excuse to get out of your work.

90. You still have to fill out that bingo card.

91. Dude, I looked all over the internet.

92. We should probably try Skips' coffee idea if the shower doesn't work.

93. Dude, did it work? Come on, come out.

94. I used everything, man: the shampoo, the conditioner, the cologne and the deodorant.

95. Man, I thought for sure the shampoo would work.

96. Did you lather, rinse and repeat?

97. Yeah, I lathered, rinsed, and repeated. I used the whole bottle!

98. What, you think I don't know how to wash my own hair?

99. Mordecai, I'm sorry!

100. Just try and take it easy, OK?

101. I'm sorry.

102. Look, we should go to the coffee shop.

103. Just relax.

104. I'm going to go get you a coffee, OK? Relax.

105. Hey guys— gals.

106. I need a coffee for Rigby - quick.

107. What's wrong?

108. He got sprayed by a were-skunk.

109. Oh, no!

110. What are you guys doing here, then?

111. We heard coffee might cure him, but I don't know.

112. Oh no, poor guy.

113. I'm going to go take him a coffee.

114. Hey, Rigby.

115. It's about time.

116. Well? Did it work?

117. Maybe you have to pour it on yourself?

118. Fine!

119. Did it work?

120. No! It was just really hot.

121. You think this is funny?

122. Well, I don't think it's funny.

123. This is my life you're laughing at.

124. Rigby, stop. Stop!

125. Rigby, you're scaring me!

126. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry!

127. Rigby, wait!

128. Where you at, skunk?

129. Skunk, come out!

130. I know you're in there.

131. What? Oh. It's you.

132. What are you doing here?

133. You have to tell me how to get rid of this.

134. Why would I do that?

135. I'm a huge jerk, remember?

136. I'm sorry. You're not a jerk.

137. Please, just tell me how to stop this.

138. Thing is, I'm sick of being the only skunk in town.

139. Always getting dirty looks, people yellin' at ya,

140. everyone hatin' ya 100% of the time.

141. Nah, with you as a skunk things won't be so bad.

142. All that negative attention won't fall just on me.

143. It'll fall on you, too.

144. We'll split it, fifty-fifty, partner!

145. No!

146. Tell me, tell me how to end this, tell me!

147. It's pineapple juice!

148. But it's too late anyway.

149. The transformation's already started

150. - partner!

151. What the heck?

152. There's the pineapple juice!

153. Come on, come on!

154. Ahh... it's not working!

155. Come on, you didn't think I'd tell ya what the real cure was, did you?

156. It's not pineapple juice.

157. I was just stalling ya so you'd run out of time.

158. Don't worry-

159. once you're like me, you'll never wanna switch back.

160. Rigby! Rigby!

161. Dude, open the door!

162. It's too late - he's my friend now!

163. Rigby, I've figured it out - tomato paste.

164. The cure is tomato paste!

165. Don't worry, it's almost over,

166. and then you and I will split the skunkin' duties

167. at this park for the rest of eternity!

168. You think you could stop me

169. from splittin' my pain with your friend?

170. You can't stop it. You can't stop nothin'!

171. You're right, I can't stop it. But Rigby can.

172. Split this.

173. We did it! Yeah!

174. Yeah, we did it, yeah!

175. Thank... you.

176. He still counts as a skunk, right?

177. Totally counts as a skunk.

178. Bingo! Bingo!

179. Dude wake up, c'mon.

180. It's time for work.

181. Lame!

182. Dude c'mon, let's go watch that karaoke tape from last night!

183. What tape?

184. Dude the tape from last night, remember?

185. That old dude with the ponytail gave us a copy of our killer performance.

186. Oh yeah.

187. Dude we were awesome last night.

188. Totally awesome!

189. Where'd you put it?

190. Put what?

191. - The tape. - Oh yeah.

192. - I put in the fridge. - Oh yeah.

193. To keep the tape as cool as were last night.

194. So cool.

195. Give it up for Rigby and Mordecai!

196. Dude!

197. - Hurry up hurry up. - Alright.

198. - Hello hello hello! - Dude c'mon!

199. This is for all you hard workers out there that get treated like dirt!

200. Dude, so awesome!

201. Hey, we're pretty good!

202. What aren't you gonna take?

203. We're not gonna take anymore garbage from our boss Benson!

204. What a loser!

205. Yeah, go back to your sad apartment and be alone forever!

206. What else, what else?

207. Yeah and this know-it-all guy Skips, forget him!

208. Yeah, if you're so smart,

209. why are you stuck working as a groundskeeper?

210. I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin'!

211. Oh dude and Pops, Pops!

212. Oh yeah and this guy Pops just says the dumbest things all the time!

213. You not as interesting as you think, Pops!

214. Go chew on your own gumballs, Benson!

215. Oh, I'm so old timey, I don't know what anything is!

216. What the heck are we doing!

217. My name's Skips,

218. let me and my muscles stare at you condescendingly.

219. Walking? No, thanks. I'm too good for that.

220. - Do you remember any of this? - No, no!

221. Wait stop, stop!

222. What do you think, folks? Do you like these guys?

223. Hey, you boys don't mind if I play this video at my club as a promo, do you?

224. Nah, whatever dude.

225. You gotta give us a copy though so we can re-live this night forever!

226. - Dude, we can't let anybody see this. - See what?

227. See this!

228. Pfft, I've seen that before.

229. You're not the only one scared of technology.

230. What's this?

231. Carrey O' Key's Karaoke?

232. Did you say karaoke?

233. Oh, I just love karaoke!

234. Oh, we must go Benson, we must!

235. Yeah, that would be pretty fun!

236. - Alright. - What!

237. Well I have been working you all pretty hard lately,

238. so how 'bout we all go out tonight and karaoke it up,

239. my treat?

240. Great idea guys.

241. Alright, let's finish our work for the day, fellas.

242. This is gonna be awesome!

243. Ooh, I can feel the excitement in my bladder!

244. Man, we're totally dead.

245. Dead? Dude, they're gonna hate us forever!

246. Awww, why are we so dumb?

247. It was the music, man!

248. It fueled our frustrations, it wasn't our fault!

249. Whatever, we just can't let them see us trashing them.

250. We gotta go find that master tape.

251. But how are we gonna do that?

252. Dude, it'll be easy.

253. We'll just go ask that fat dude for the tape,

254. and if he says no, we'll just take it from him.

255. I said no!

256. I can play that tape whenever I feel like it

257. and there's not a darn thin you can do about it.

258. I don't wanna see you punks back here again.

259. You're banned!

260. Benson! Hey man,

261. we need to talk to you about tonight.

262. I'm only paying for the songs.

263. You're on your own for food and drinks.

264. Aww what?

265. Well, I've always got my gravy pouch.

266. No, Benson, wait!

267. We don't think going to karaoke tonight is such a good idea.

268. - What? - Karaoke's lame.

269. We should do something really fun, like bowling!

270. Yeah, bowling's good!

271. Or pool, the pool hall's always fun.

272. Rack 'em up!

273. Guys, please.

274. If we're throwing out halls, why not the greatest hall of them all?

275. - Dance hall. - Bingo!

276. - Oh bingo? Really? - Guys.

277. No no no, dance hall, I was saying bingo like you got it!

278. Bingo halls are for losers.

279. Guys! What is it with you two?

280. I'm trying to do something nice for everyone, boost morale around here.

281. Besides, I've already called the karaoke place and reserved a table.

282. - But wait, can't we just— No, we're going to karaoke,

283. and you know what, now it's mandatory.

284. Yup, mandatory having fun at karaoke night.

285. You don't come and you're fired. So deal with it!

286. Now what.

287. Ooh, look how many songs. I'm gonna sing them all!

288. No Pops, just one.

289. Skips, what're you gonna sing?

290. Do they have anything with Spanish guitar?

291. Skips bringing it old school!

292. Where's Mordecai and Rigby?

293. Uh, ready to order sir?

294. No, we're still waiting for two.

295. They don't think I was serious about this being mandatory

296. I was being serious.

297. If they don't show up they're fired.

298. Ooh, they'll be here!

299. Oh man,

300. dude, we gotta hurry this up, Benson's gonna blow a fuse!

301. Rigby!

302. Hey, I found it.

303. Hey Carl, how many signed up for karaoke so far?

304. Just one, boss.

305. Well dangit that's not enough!

306. We can't keep this place going with just one singer a night!

307. It's time to play that dang tape!

308. If that won't get people singing nothing will.

309. Now get me ready like we talked about,

310. you know how I got stagefright.

311. Yes! Welcome folks!

312. Now I know some of you first timers might be a little shy

313. but sure of your talent's with us,

314. so we put together this little promo video

315. to put all your fears to rest.

316. Here we go!

317. Scared to get up on stage to sing? Don't be!

318. You couldn't be worse than these guys!

319. Oh my.

320. It's Moredcai and Rigby!

321. Aw dude, they're playing the promo!

322. C'mon!

323. Wait-

324. So this is why they didn't want us to come tonight!

325. They must've been super embarrassed by their singing!

326. We're not gonna take anymore garbage from our boss Benson!

327. - What the? - What a lo-

328. Well uh sorry folks, um, technical difficulties.

329. Aw oh hey, why don't we start the songs, shall we?

330. Uh first up we have Pops!

331. That's me!

332. Get the tape! Get the tape!

333. Carl!

334. Dude, what's going on!

335. I don't know, it's stuck!

336. Come on, come on!

337. Gimme that tape!

338. You want it? Fine, take it then!

339. Thank you.

340. - Sorry guys. - Yeah, sorry.

341. We didn't mean to ruin your good time.

342. No no, I don't want to hear it!

343. I don't know what was on that tape

344. or why those guys were after it

345. but I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.

346. You've ruined karaoke night!

347. Yeah uh, I know,

348. that's why we were trying to apologize to you.

349. Man, karaoke sucks.